/biz/ - Get Married by 28

[Anonymous No.25295107]

If you haven't gotten married by 28 you're a fucking manchild and financially illiterate. No fucker can convince me otherwise. Keep wasting your money and time playing cryptocurrency games and buying 'gaming PCs' while your peers get married, have sex, buy houses, have careers and have families. Most of you are glorified hermits, 'saving' and 'hodling' with no legacy to leave your assets to. Because you're too edgy for the big city, you want to save money so you make up some shitty tradcon LARP reason why you still live with your parents, or you hide behind antisemitism and blame (((landlords))) for your stunted social growth.

You all claim to hate soibois but every one of you is wearing a super mario t-shirt while buying warcraft gold on your refridgerator computers. If you were socially savvy and not an aspie neckbeard you'd have a minimalist desk and a Mac.

Incel nerds here larping as financial professionals is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.25295183]

>>25295107
You had me until the mac. Fuck off and dont forget to dilate

[Anonymous No.25295217]

>>25295107
why do society hate men,
specially single men?

[Anonymous No.25295233]

>>25295107
So you just got married at 28. Congratulations on your succubus. Now STFU and GTFO!

[Anonymous No.25295237]

>>25295107
Congrats you bought some dumb whore ATH

No thanks I'm not some simp who can't get women well into my 40s

[Anonymous No.25295272]

Let me guess you're an xrp holder

[Anonymous No.25295287]

>>25295107
> Incel nerds here larping as financial professionals is disgusting.

there's only gamblers and degens here
also fuck off

[Anonymous No.25295311]

>>25295217
>ou're an xrp holder
Men Going Their Own Way? More like Men Sent Their Own Way.

Undesirables cope with your shitty reality 'booho society hates single men' you're not the joker senpai, you have low SMV, go marry a fat church girl and be a part of society again.

[Anonymous No.25295330]

>>25295107
marriage is a social construct that normies need in order to handle existential anxiety
nothing to be ashamed of

[Anonymous No.25295332]

>>25295107
They're little point in getting married if you know that your marriage is doomed. One should only get married if the marriage is guaranteed to work out.

[Anonymous No.25295350]

haha yeah women are the best

[Anonymous No.25295351]

Everything in life is a cope OP. Just live your own life and fuck anyone who says you should live a certain way.

[Anonymous No.25295356]

>>25295183
>>25295233
>>25295237
>>25295272
>>25295287
>>25295330

Also don't forget some of y'all need THERAPY for your mommy issues.

[Anonymous No.25295358]

>>25295107
i do all these except the married part. i have a solid set of friends and i have my family (not children or wife). if your purpose in life is to get married and have kids at 28 (oddly specific, is that by chance when you got married?) then all for you, but not everyone is on the same life path. dumbass.

[Anonymous No.25295359]

>>25295107
what is really bothering you, opie?

[Anonymous No.25295372]

>>25295107
Post jawline mr. alpha male

[Anonymous No.25295385]

>>25295107
yep, going into my copypasta.docx file

[Anonymous No.25295388]

>>25295356
nah, just read Hegel
nothing to be ashamed of
relax, make sex

[Anonymous No.25295406]

>>25295107
>MacBook
That’s where you lost me champ. Anybody that pays $1000 extra for a brand name is human trash and you just ousted yourself as a low IQ consoomer. Try again later.

[Anonymous No.25295413]

>>25295107
>Not postponing marriage and setting aside a greater portion of my wealth as enforceably protected premarital assets

Not getting married a day before 30

[Anonymous No.25295412]

>>25295107
>getting married in 2020
>/biz/ - Business & Finance
go to /pol/ with that nonsense. getting married in the current year is a terrible financial decision with disastrous long-term consequences. you'd have to be an absolute brainlet to even consider it.

[Anonymous No.25295418]

>>25295107
Paper Mario is a good game.

[Anonymous No.25295432]

>>25295107
>'if youre not married by 28 youre financially illiterate'
stopped reading there. OP is a retard and a faggot

[Anonymous No.25295478]

>>25295107
are you sure you want to waste your wife-alloted daily 15 minute PC time on this kind of nonsense, OP? oh and by the way you'll never be a woman

[Anonymous No.25295479]

>>25295183
>>25295406

>all the sorority girls who didn't fuck me in college had Macs i'll show them i'll get a WINDOWS MACHINE because i'm REALLY SMART and SMARTER THAN ALL MY FRIENDS

Cringe. You're not special.

[Anonymous No.25295509]

>>25295107
Your wife is probably ugly and this is just a cope. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.25295511]

>>25295311
No thank you, I'm good.

[Anonymous No.25295523]

>>25295479
I haven't seen you post your jawline, please show us incelvirgins what a chad you are

[Anonymous No.25295552]

>>25295107
>27
>Live with my gf in an apartment we can easily afford
>No debt
>No fights about money
>Live beneath our means with the ability to do basically whatever we want
>Not spending $15k on a fucking party
>Have a pet cat and pet snake, no fucking kids
Life's good bros

[Anonymous No.25295568]

>>25295107
> you have to get married b-b-beca.. b-b-because that's what other people do!!!
Guess what, most people are unsuccesful poorfags too. And lot of them end up getting divorce raped
> b-b-but my marriage is special, I will never get divorced
That's what literally everyone thinks. Good luck.
I might get married at some point if I'm 100% sure I can get a prenup that actually works. If not, it's no big deal. My parents never got married. I plan on having children at some point and I have no problems with women.

You're most likely just a loser coping with his unsuccesful life. Enjoy being a turbo normalfag and fuck off back to plebbit.

[Anonymous No.25295569]

>>25295107
>be me
>get married at 29
>get divorce raped at 31
>lose half my shit
>ex wife goes on to get married and have 2 kids with grug she had affair with
>tfw

[Anonymous No.25295571]

>>25295107
>married in the current
Relax, nobody is getting married, nobody is even getting together nowadays due to Corona. People are mostly at home miserable and depressed.

OP doesn't know how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.25295576]

>>25295552
>snake and cat pets

Did you find your "girlfriend" at a Reddit Meetup too?

[Anonymous No.25295590]

>>25295107
he’s right

[Anonymous No.25295616]

>>25295479
>>25295479
Why do faggots post shitty bait? If you were really married with a family by 28, you wouldn't have the time to be wasting posting garbage threads on a japanese whaling forum. get a life OP you nigger

[Anonymous No.25295637]

>>25295576
I've always had reptile pets and she likes cats. How are having pets "reddit"?