Are there any Jews on this board?

[Anonymous No.25288204]

If you're Jewish reveal yourself

[Anonymous No.25288229]

My last name is Leibowitz ama

[Anonymous No.25288242]

hey

[Anonymous No.25288326]

checking in

[Anonymous No.25288339]

Probably the most stupid question ever asked on /biz/
A board about making money and fucking over each other to make more money. Figure it out yourself

[Anonymous No.25288534]

>>25288339
kek probably here and on /pol/

[Anonymous No.25288633]

>>25288204
half jew here, shalom

[Anonymous No.25288636]

>>25288204
>If you're Jewish reveal yourself
I'm not Jewish but I find this offensive, asking a Jewish person to reveal themselves is exactly what the Nazis did. Next you'll be masturbating people to death while forcing them to drive a peddle-powered-brain-bashing-machine.

[Anonymous No.25288687]

>>25288636
>but I find this offensive
No one cares about your pretty little feelings.

[Anonymous No.25288743]

[Anonymous No.25288761]

>>25288687
I do anon

[Anonymous No.25288783]

Jew here, I’m broken though

[Anonymous No.25288790]

>>25288687

[Anonymous No.25288829]

>>25288326
your end is near

[Anonymous No.25288869]

>>25288204
half jew on dad's side, never had a bar mitzvah or anything. i'm considered a goy by most jewish standards but you can label me whatever you like.

[Anonymous No.25288926]

>>25288869
in the oven you go

[Anonymous No.25288944]

Im pro Jews and think about converting a lot, is this a good idea? I live in Germany and know not a single one personally

[Anonymous No.25289004]

>>25288869
Judaism is maternal.

[Anonymous No.25289009]

Half-jewish on my mom's side here, what would you like to know

[Anonymous No.25289074]

this thread is off-topic
poop on kikes

[Anonymous No.25289078]

>>25288636

>Next

[Anonymous No.25289079]

>>25288869
Friend

[Anonymous No.25289108]

>>25288204
How do you know if you're jewish?

[Anonymous No.25289115]

>>25289009
I heard If your mother is jewish you are as well, no matter what religion you joined.

[Anonymous No.25289159]

>>25288829
If he's not in the occupied lands he has nothing to fear from us.

t. Jihadi

[Anonymous No.25289168]

>>25288829

[Anonymous No.25289198]

>>25288944
Join us. It's comfy and based

[Anonymous No.25289214]

>>25288204
Thinking about money above all else makes us all Jewish anon.

[Anonymous No.25289216]

My gf is a blonde jew, looks like model

doenst know that I hold 30 btc kek

[Anonymous No.25289239]

>>25289168

[Anonymous No.25289248]

>>25289074

There are Jews in this thread, how do I profit from this?

Where do you guys invest?

[Anonymous No.25289390]

>>25289108
take a dna test if you don't know

[Anonymous No.25289463]

>>25289390
How do I know the test is legit?

[Anonymous No.25289470]

>>25289216
>gf
>blonde jew
>looks like a model
>doesn't know you hold 30 btc

[Anonymous No.25289477]

>>25289115
that's the talmudic law, yea

most ultra-orthodox still look down on jews with goy fathers though

[Anonymous No.25289498]

>>25288229
Why don't you kill yourself

[Anonymous No.25289507]

>>25288204
yes im a muslim jew

[Anonymous No.25289527]

>>25289390
lol. Sure, I'll go and spend money on this. Definitely Anon.

[Anonymous No.25289557]

>>25289463
you have to trust the company to deliver accurate results (23andme, myheritage or ancestry are good)
it's also a useful tool to search for unknown family members

[Anonymous No.25289598]

>>25289527
it's around 100$ lmao
i assumed you were interested

[Anonymous No.25289698]

>>25288829
>not making the moon in to moonman
you had one job, anon. now i had to use my shitty skills instead

[Anonymous No.25289753]

>>25289598
Do you know what 100 dollars can do put in the right shitcoin at the right time?

[Anonymous No.25289771]

>>25289463
Skip the DNA test, you'll just give the Chinese more data to design their next bioweapon when they buyout the company you used. If you spend a significant percentage of your time thinking about how to best allocate capital then you probably have a Jew somewhere in your bloodline.

[Anonymous No.25289773]

My dad actually thinks my grandmah was Jewish. There’s no telling anymore in 2020. We are all mixed with a little bit of everything it seems

[Anonymous No.25289776]

>>25288204
My gf is jewish

[Anonymous No.25289820]

if i convert to judiasm will i become rich?

[Anonymous No.25289828]

>>25288204
yes

[Anonymous No.25290044]

>>25289248
buy low sell high btc

[Anonymous No.25290612]

>>25289820
Hm... also, if one converts to Judaism, does he save the 100 bucks on the dna test?

[Anonymous No.25290658]

>>25288687
read the second sentence in that post, anon.

[Anonymous No.25290660]

>>25288204
I'm Jew but Christian

[Anonymous No.25290817]

>>25288204
I might be jewish. According to 23andme I was 4% jew last year. I bet by now I'm close to 60%

[Anonymous No.25291111]

>>25288204
I'm a jew.
I'm also 6', blonde with ice blue eyes. Women literally swoon and blush when I talk to them.
On top of that, I'm worth 125,000$ at 26, and my family gave me literally nothing besides a place to sleep until I was 18.

Sometimes it makes me laugh when I read posts on here about how awful Jews are. If we really are as bad as you say, maybe we were the Ubermensch all along?
The world would probably be better off under Jewish rule anyways, we have the highest IQs and have invented most of the world's religions - it only stands to reason that we are intrinsically better than gentiles.

[Anonymous No.25291144]

>>25291111
Cope

[Anonymous No.25291172]

>>25289820
short answer: yes
long answer: you will go to hell for being a jew