/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.2526032]

>The year is 2025

>walk down the street so that I can interact and understand the normie
>left my lambo parked in the open
>well payed negro body guard/shoeshine watches over it
>normies recoil when they see me and my high priced clothes
>"good morning" the busty normie wench shouts at me as she opens the door to the coffee shop
>I enter
>all the boards describe the prices of various lattes in eth as fiat had crumbled in 2021
>"ill take a double Americano, iced" I say as the normies blunder about
>"but... but that's 0.0000005 eth!" The normies yell confounded
>I nod my head undeterred
>the normies prepare my drink beautifully
>I tip the barista 0.05 eth
>"omg thank you so much!" She says with tears in her eyes
>"of course" I murmur, knowing that I hodl over 100k eth

The future never looked so bright, /biz/

[Anonymous No.2526085]

Eth appreciation thread, bump

[Anonymous No.2526117]

>something strange happens
>you don't feel yourself
>your eyes open
>yo mum shouts at you
>WAKE UP YOU IMBECILE YOUR PANTS SMELL LIKE SHIT

[Anonymous No.2526150]

>>2526032
>wake up in my mom's basement
>check eth price
>it's still going down and worth less everyday
>check eth github to see if PoS and sharding is done
>it isn't but vitalik says it will be done soon
>the ICOs scammed every hopeful investor and bought the isle of man to race lambos
>rumors of microsoft and iceland accepting eth in 2026
>I'll be in lambo land soon :)))))

[Anonymous No.2526169]

lol

[Anonymous No.2526184]

Even though I'd lose everything, I'd still enjoy crypto crashing to zero. It'd be too funny to get mad.

[Anonymous No.2527104]

>>2526032
Digitalcoins are based on fiat money