/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.25249175]

Finnish hippo edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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[Anonymous No.25249210]

BCRX and OMST shill, at what prices should we sell?
Mainly asking for OMST.

[Anonymous No.25249224]

i didnt sell my GME April calls in the morning to roll them over into shares
im too greedy for my own good

[Anonymous No.25249229]

Alibaba will be forced to sell some of its companies
this is the next step of the CCP

[Anonymous No.25249326]

OPTI
>OPTI
OPTI
>OPTI
OPTI
>OPTI

[crackwhoreanon No.25249345]

out of fear I've relinquished all of my positions
I'm going to sit on cash into mid JANUARY
if things look "normal" I'm opening up sizable
position on the following
>GME
>CLF
>UUUU
I'm doing this not because I've done any DD
but simply because I've seen them shilled here
endlessly and as a result have bought into the hype.

I'm also going to abstain from coitus for a week so that I can enjoy myself whenever I decide to see escorts. My last few encounters have been
embarrassing to say the least.

[Anonymous No.25249361]

>>25249175
>moomin
based finnish anon, i miss when traveling wasn't banned by the globalist COVID-fear cabal

[Anonymous No.25249372]

The fuck?

[Anonymous No.25249392]

Hey guys I've got a PDT question: I've got >25K with a broker, most of it is in a tax-free account I have with them that I don't really swing trade as much on for complicated reasons. I've got about $10K in my margin account. Does this enable me to do PDT stuff in my margin account as well? Or would I only be limited to the tax free one?

[Anonymous No.25249395]

Who here ALPP chad?

[Anonymous No.25249434]

>>25249345
If you're seeing a symbol shilled here for a long time, you've probably already run the clock on getting in

[CLF Chad No.25249441]

>Fun fact: CLF at $26.50 is a PE ratio of 10

http://gains.dob.jp

[Anonymous No.25249452]

Could have been a multimillionaire overnight. Fuck

[Anonymous No.25249473]

>>25249345
jesus good job no one ever went broke selling there gaines.

[CLF Chad No.25249476]

>>25249452

>500m mkt cap
>50% in one day

Lol do you know the definition of a P&D my friend

[Anonymous No.25249484]

>BABA
/has/
bottomed
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.25249486]

>>25249229
Jack Ma, who was thoroughly embarrassed in his interview with Elon Musk (vicariously embarrassing the communist party and China as a whole) - went on to bit the hand thats feeds him and say some things within China that caused the party to react. He brought it all on himself, I forget what he said but he comes across as a very stupid person, likely with a self detrimental ego. Communists should all hang, but that fucker made his own bed when he FORGOT he lives under a communist dictatorship and thought life was normal.

[Anonymous No.25249496]

>>25249452
Any other stocks like this?

[Anonymous No.25249499]

On yahoo finance, when looking at the curent bid and ask.
What does the number after the X mean?

[Anonymous No.25249511]

>>25249372
holy fuck that shill was right fuck i had positions too

[CLF Chad No.25249544]

>>25249345

>Relinquished position in CLF

Nice account if not a LARP, HOWEVER big big mistake selling CLF so early

Look at what CLF did in 2008 and 2011 lol.. thats where we going

[Anonymous No.25249549]

>>25249496
COUV

[Anonymous No.25249552]

>>25249372
fuck missed this one, will not FOMO

[Anonymous No.25249555]

>>25249476
If you bought this at .04 with let's say 5k, you would have half a million right now.

[Anonymous No.25249556]

Bros I bought OSMT because of the pdufa date tomorrow but also they are trying to help alleviate symptoms of a disease that made me lose someone in my family
Buy OSMT.

[Anonymous No.25249564]

FUCKING GAMESTOP

[Anonymous No.25249579]

palantroomers btfo

[Anonymous No.25249600]

Ahats going on with NIO friends. It will crab up and down right? It's not going to crash?

[CLF Chad No.25249599]

>>25249555

Right man

Let's remember the last time we chased something shall we

[Anonymous No.25249611]

ultimate poorfag

[Anonymous No.25249618]

>>25249579
S-stop! T-this isn't funny for me!!!

[Anonymous No.25249643]

Commodity boys post holdings:

CLF
VALE
XME
BHP

thinking very hard about REMX, but exposure to so many Chinese companies makes me nervous.

anyone have suggestions on better ways to gain exposure to rare earths? Any suggestions in general? Have I missed the uranium boat?

[Anonymous No.25249645]

I will buy Intel shares.

[CLF Chad No.25249655]

>>25249599

I remember people here shilling KTOV to no end and i bought into that bullshit

I have a nice tax write off with my CPA next year for that bullshit.. never again

Invest in real companies and the real economy.. invest in CLF

[Anonymous No.25249656]

>>25249599
I'm not buying it thats for sure. I dont chase i will continue holding my bags but that is the most violent moon I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.25249658]

>>25249618
it is funny tho

[Anonymous No.25249661]

>>25249549
Why does this have any reason to get pumped?

[Anonymous No.25249662]

>>25249600
All of china seems to be crabbing and bleeding even though china had a great year. I wonder why.

[Anonymous No.25249664]

>>25249599
That stock ruined my life. Ive been beholding it until today actually.
I need UUUU or whatever else to do good so I can pay my tuition

[crackwhoreanon No.25249667]

>>25249544
>that's where were going
As I've stated in my post I do plan on re-entering into a sizable position with CLF, I'm just going to wait until mid January, unless you think CLF is going to suddenly moon in such a short timeframe? (it won't).

[Anonymous No.25249675]

>>25249611
>shares of shares
bruh moment

[Anonymous No.25249677]

>>25249579
writing weekly pltr calls @ 26 lmaoooooo

[Anonymous No.25249710]

>>25249611
>0.0915 shares
jesus christ, I wish SEC would disallow this to keep out poorfags with their ugly fractional numbers

[CLF Chad No.25249718]

>>25249664

UUUU or UEC are solid Uranium picks
CLF or MT are solid Commodity picks..

Keep in mind ArcelorMittal owns 17% of CLF as well so what is good for MT is good for CLF

[Anonymous No.25249722]

>>25249664
>depending on stocks to do well to pay everyday bills.

Anon this isn't the way.

[Anonymous No.25249725]

>>25249618
It's pretty comfy desu. Buy at $26 sell at $28 every week.

[Anonymous No.25249728]

>>25249645
never really went below 45 has it

[Anonymous No.25249735]

I'm done for today anons, any gains I made on UUUU were immediately wiped out by CLF. This is the last time I listen to the tranny.

[Anonymous No.25249743]

>>25249599
I remember seething that shit KTOV and LCI I lost 1700$ on LCI. It was sometime over the summer and KTOV was shilled incessantly

[Anonymous No.25249753]

My best moves were getting rid of AMD and MT. What crabbing pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.25249754]

If I made $2000 off stocks, will they be taxed at 15%? Google isn’t helping too much.

[Anonymous No.25249767]

>>25249661
acquired patents from some failed company called zap and go for carbon ion batteries
I'm a moron that doesn't know if it's actually worth anything but it sounds like it is
https://www.autonews.com/shift/4-contenders-next-gen-batteries
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-adv.htm&r=0&f=S&l=50&d=PTXT&Query=%22ZapGo%22
http://appft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=0&f=S&l=50&TERM1=zapgo&FIELD1=&co1=AND&TERM2=&FIELD2=&d=PG01
https://worldwide.espacenet.com/patent/search/family/061190337/publication/GB2570112A?q=zapgo

[Anonymous No.25249770]

>>25249658
I-I'm not really losing a thousand dollars! That's just what the balance sheet says, but if it goes up to 30 I can make it back by holding...

[CLF Chad No.25249782]

>>25249710

Based lol

>>25249667

My GF waited until $14 to load $17 and $18 calls for July.. she dumped 10k in it and is down like $500 with CLF in mid 13.80s

She doesn't care and laughs at it.. keep in mind CLF beat earnings for the 5th quarter in a row and is on track for 6th earnings beat in January

Waiting on dips is good but I have a good quote from Charlie Munger you should read

It goes

In college and the Army, he developed "an important skill": card playing. “What you have to learn is to fold early when the odds are against you, or if you have a big edge, back it heavily because you don't get a big edge often. Opportunity comes, but it doesn't come often, so seize it when it does come.”[5]

[Anonymous No.25249784]

>>25249718
Ok good.
>>25249722
True, but through my own inexperienced idiocy my funds are mostly in stocks and crypto
Mom and stepdad somehow didnt file taxes together so I had no financial aid before, so I didnt bitger with it again

[Anonymous No.25249795]

>tfw paid off your mortgage while tithing 10% to the church after having missionary sex with your wife for procreation and you still don't use credit cards because we did a survey of over a thousand millionaires and guess what bucko they didn't get rich on cash back points

feels pretty good man

[crackwhoreanon No.25249798]

>>25249754
Move to Florida, no capital gains and income tax here. It's literally the ideal place to be, I can't believe I wasted so much time in California. Got taxed out my asshole over there, however the women were primo lol.

[Anonymous No.25249812]

>>25249767
>patents
As someone who works with the USPTO on a daily basis, let me tell you that patent filings mean fuck all for commercialization.

[Anonymous No.25249817]

>>25249600
I sold all my NIO long ago, but I unironically think now is a good time to load up. All chinese EV shit is being held down just over BABA drama. Investors FUD'ing over anything chink. But they forget that China loves EV and has always hated Jack Ma. Chinese EVs will continue to get propped up by the government. Also NIO day is coming up in Jan IIRC. Decent short term gains coming.

[Anonymous No.25249831]

>>25249770
But Anon, how are you holding PLTR, everyone was to sell it by Christmas. Didn't you get the memo?

[Anonymous No.25249841]

If UTZ gets bought by KO, what's the big plan? Will it pump until the merger, and you sell out that last day? Do you hold on and your utz shares turn into KO?

[Anonymous No.25249842]

>>25249798
No capital gains tax in Florida? Wtf am I reading that correctly. I dont believe you.

[CLF Chad No.25249843]

>>25249754

Short term capital gains are taxed at your normal tax bracket anon

So if you make 150k you are taxed at 10% on the first 20k, 12% on the next 60k, and 22% so on so forth

https://taxfoundation.crg/2020-tax-brackets/

You don't owe shit with $2000 lol but you DO need to file taxes every year

This is what people get confused.. just because you made little income does not mean you do not need to file taxes

[Anonymous No.25249862]

>>25249798
capital gains are federal, do you mean no state capital gains?

[Anonymous No.25249863]

ipoc is still going strong, i keep telling you nerds to get in

[Anonymous No.25249874]

>>25249817
Word. Im still holding my original shares from 9.00. Ill keep holding.

[Anonymous No.25249884]

I need to stop gambling on microcaps.

[Anonymous No.25249890]

Any other ET bagholders here.
What was your entry point? 7.50 for me.
Down 3.14% today.

[Anonymous No.25249901]

>>25249795
I will follow your example

[Anonymous No.25249914]

>>25249843
this I've explained this over and over again to anons here

[CLF Chad No.25249917]

>>25249798

>Florida bro

Based.. i'm literally looking at Florida property yesterday because I'm tired of paying GA state department of revenue niggers for stealing the election

I want a Florida residency lol.. my CPA handles all my tax shit I would just need a residence.. house shopping

[Anonymous No.25249921]

>>25249812
https://www.accesswire.com/621090/Corporate-Universe-to-Acquire-Carbon-Ion-fka-ZapGoBattery-EV-Technology-Company

Yea, I figured it's too good to be true with what they're promising. There's some articles talking about how the original Zap&Go company fell apart because they couldn't raise money for it

[Anonymous No.25249946]

>>25249175
moomins aint hippos

[Anonymous No.25249952]

Buy BABA or VALE with my remaining cash?

[Anonymous No.25249953]

>>25249917
Get me some good drugs before you go
>t. Duluth bro

[Anonymous No.25249960]

>>25249831

[Anonymous No.25249969]

>>25249843
I have a full time job, making around $40,000, so I’m just wondering if this $2000 will basically be ‘added’ and end up having to pay the Jews for what I made, or should I say receive less.

[Anonymous No.25249975]

>>25249952
I wouldn't touch baba

[Anonymous No.25249982]

>uuuu 4.38
Bought uuuu at 4.49, I think I dead fucking bought near the top, why

[Anonymous No.25249986]

>>25249798
Also I dont pay state tax because Mil fag that claims California as my home of record, unless I get stationed there. Fed taxes are a different story though.

[Anonymous No.25249989]

>>25249952
none of them

[CLF Chad No.25249992]

>>25249953

I'm a Marietta bro near Cumberland mall lol

I got that good shit

>CLF starting to come back

[Anonymous No.25250005]

>>25249831
>he sold? PUMP IT.

[Anonymous No.25250011]

>>25249710
cope eurofag

[Anonymous No.25250012]

>>25249798
fuck CA and NY, they will be sending you threatening mails saying that you haven't paid their taxes for the next 5 years, you can ignore them but holy shit these state deserve bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.25250017]

>>25249735
>going 100% into memes
diversify, I'm about 40% memes and 50% serious picks that come from research

[crackwhoreanon No.25250022]

>>25249917
Check out the condos in fort lauderdale
I got myself a 1+1 for around 200k
It suites my needs and the scenery is fantastic

[Anonymous No.25250029]

>>25249735
How were you too dumb to sell UUUU and buy CLF then?

[CLF Chad No.25250031]

I'm playing with fun money lol

Cmon you fucking $15s move your arse

[Anonymous No.25250034]

>>25249890
I'm so glad I didn't fall for this one

[Anonymous No.25250035]

>>25249969
yes you add it as normal income unless you held it for a year then it 0% rate.

[Anonymous No.25250056]

>>25249782
>5th quarter

[Anonymous No.25250057]

Hit me with your best short. What's gonna die a brutal death in the next 2 hours?

[Anonymous No.25250058]

literally what is the purpose of bagholding?

you got scammed into buying a trash company now you are holding stock in a trash company hoping it isn't trash? lmao

[crackwhoreanon No.25250072]

>>25250012
CA and NY are relics of the past, Texas is unironically the future. However I will not be going there anytime soon as I've already set up shop here in Florida.

[Anonymous No.25250073]

ive held TTWO for like 14 years and while its over 200 rn it just went red fr a sec. hope next quarters not cursed

[CLF Chad No.25250082]

>>25250056

https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/CLF/earnings

[Anonymous No.25250090]

>>25250057
ACY did 1300% today. Take that as you will.

[Anonymous No.25250092]

>>25250058
for long FA plays... usually on larger market cap stonks. if you are bagholding micro caps you deserve to lose money.

[Anonymous No.25250102]

>>25250058
Learned that the hard way with fucking ktov, god that was painful

[Anonymous No.25250105]

>>25249982
Maybe it'll go up more next week.

[Anonymous No.25250120]

>>25249969
you will get a 1099 from your broker, if you say you made less its the easiest fraud to catch since the IRS looks at your income level on the forms they receive. W2+1099=42k and you just submit your W2 have fun with your audit.

[Anonymous No.25250122]

>>25250022
>>25249917
fuck gtfo you fucks are ruining the coast, too much traffic

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk

[Anonymous No.25250126]

Will UUUU get back to 4.15ish tomorrow or should I just buy back in now?

[Anonymous No.25250136]

>>25250090
wtf is this jewish trick?

[Anonymous No.25250153]

>>25250072
Post more crackwhore stories

[Anonymous No.25250169]

EDITshill here, I'm throwing what little cash I have left free into the PRLD dip

[Anonymous No.25250174]

>>25249599
>>25249655
>>25249664
>>25249743
I made money on KTOV because it was an obvious P&D

[Anonymous No.25250175]

>>25250058
Depends on what you're bagholding I guess. If it's a pennystock PnD you might as well take the loss.

[Anonymous No.25250187]

Great, the nasdaq dumped all my stocks within the first hour, then the nasdaq recovered but my stocks didn't

lovely

[Anonymous No.25250189]

>people move to Florida to escape taxes
>they vote for the same policies that raised taxes

Delete the California coastline

[Anonymous No.25250194]

how to increase buying power?
i don't have more money to put in :(

[Anonymous No.25250200]

>>25249921
If I'm reading this right they were bailed out by some penny stock company and are aiming to make a marketable product, seeking to list on an exchange next year.
It's basically gambling but that's what just happened to ALPP.
Anyone know if this 'reverse merge into pennyshit' is common, and if it works?

[Anonymous No.25250203]

>>25250011
where the hell did you get the idea that I'm euro lmao

[Anonymous No.25250205]

>>25249175
Can I just go heavy into tqqq? All it does is go up

[Anonymous No.25250209]

>ATH on everything
>covid erased from the market via printing
*slurrrrrrrrrrp*

[BagholderExtraordinaire !jvBtlIEUc6 No.25250214]

>>25250090
i want a piece of that.

[Anonymous No.25250221]

>>25250090
Fucking cool! Seems like the ticker got frozen at 11am though lol, guess the activity was too spicy for the SEC?

[Anonymous No.25250233]

>>25250105
>>25249982
The rise is priced in. You can hope for a sell off and a correction that pops off when Uranium futures go up but the stock just doubled. That US contract is priced in.

[Anonymous No.25250240]

>>25250187
should've just gone with TQQQ famalamalam

[Anonymous No.25250241]

>>25250058
people are morons. They think that if they wait for a stock to reach their entry point so they didnt sell at a loss that they somehow achieved something. They dont look at the big picture, they just look at that one single stock.
>but Anon, shouldnt you reinvest that money into a better stock, one that will grow faster and you'll end up with more money than you started with
>no, I have to wait for this one to break even, thats called diamond hands and being a real investor

[Anonymous No.25250244]

>>25250189
Even without California existing you can't stop the flow of city bugmen flooding the suburbs and countryside as a result of the coof

[Anonymous No.25250250]

TQQQ or...???

[Anonymous No.25250251]

>>25250205
ARKK is better, TQQQ could become insolvent if a crash happens

[Anonymous No.25250254]

So when UUUU drops, are you planning on holding for a few quarters or are you gonna dump your entire ass out

[Anonymous No.25250263]

>>25249395
Bought a little bit at 1.20 but sold at 4.40

[Anonymous No.25250266]

Why do you CRSR fags keep buying my calls? $.89 for a Jan 15th $77 strike? What is wrong with these people

[Anonymous No.25250267]

>>25250174
I dicmt know what I was doing at all lmao, saw hype, seemingly promising news and, the then merck rumors (fuck the people who shelled the rumor, and fuck me for falling for it)

[Anonymous No.25250272]

>>25250174
Remember this piece of shit.

Why the fuck is it going back now.

[Anonymous No.25250285]

>>25250221
Yup getting investigated
>>25250136
No clue bro some friends just told me about it

[Anonymous No.25250286]

>>25250272
Looks like it's mid-bart

[Anonymous No.25250288]

>>25250200
Gonna be honest, I found this COUV shit just reading through that boomer forum some (probably boomer) anon linked a few days or maybe it was a week or more ago now, and yea over there they're also comparing it to what happened to ALPP where it 10x'd over a month
Again I'm a fucking moron please don't take advice from me I'm more posting about it in here because I want to hear people tell me I'm retarded like that other anon to convince me not to gamble on this

[Anonymous No.25250294]

>>25250254
I just bought more calls, in it to win it

[Anonymous No.25250295]

I panic sold my biggest holding today (c3.ai)
I checked out their youtube video and the company reeks of diversity and retardation.. I almost wanted to vomit because the stock is down almost 10% today.. I just was to lazy to do any DD on christmas.. Could have been up 10% more.. Sucks. Fuck Tom Siebel this fucking faggot fuck all of them. AI is great but they are just looking to profit I bet. Fuck fuck fuck... only 20% profit I thought this would be a ten bagger. And fuck you bogs if you bog me tomorrow.

Thanks for reading and buy ABNB and SNOW

[Anonymous No.25250299]

>got shilled HYSR
>up
simple as

[Anonymous No.25250300]

>>25250254
I'm probably gonna dump today, I cant be waiting for stuff. I unironically need a moonshot, as much as I gate to admit it

[Anonymous No.25250302]

>>25250244
I hate them so much.
They complain about high taxes and then they vote for high taxes.
They really are NPCs.
They have no self awareness.
I seriously don't consider them people, just robots that exist to make life harder for actual humans.

[Anonymous No.25250304]

Here's another trash stock im so happy I cut my losses on before it got even worse.

[Anonymous No.25250311]

>>25250266

some retard invested a million dollars into crsr and posted it on wsb.

[Anonymous No.25250325]

>>25250254
I own Cameco because they actually make Uranium and have all the big contracts and have lower production costs. UUUU as a story exists for national security meme reasons

[Anonymous No.25250326]

>everything on all time high
>ultra greed
>USD is worth nothing

IT'S THE TIME

[Anonymous No.25250332]

>>25250254
UUUU holders are a cut above the rest, we understand that uranium is a long-term game.

[Anonymous No.25250340]

>>25250295
>reeks of diversity
That gives them the Jewish short term pump for the long term dump of actually not making money.
Kinda like America as a whole.

[Anonymous No.25250347]

when to sell my apple calls?

[Anonymous No.25250349]

>>25250311
I saw, redditards really are out here buying me a new house

[Anonymous No.25250355]

>>25250295
youtube link? and all the government money is going to go to diverse tech companies, even if you don't like it that probably means it's going to be in good shape

[Anonymous No.25250357]

HERO etf in 1 pic

[Anonymous No.25250362]

>>25250194
invest in yourself. (((learn something (((they))) will pay for)))

[Anonymous No.25250367]

>>25250058
Because you can't lose money if you don't sell at a loss.

>>25250241
You don't know for sure anything else is going up unless you're buying super safe stuff either. And if you're willing to wait for the super safe stuff to print then why didn't you buy that in the first place rather than buying pink sheets?

[Anonymous No.25250369]

>>25250251
>TQQQ could become insolvent if a crash happens
literally bullshit FUD

>>25250205
yes TQQQ is great, just put a 15-20% trailing stop on it. I've made so much fucking money from TQQQ this year.

[Anonymous No.25250373]

>>25249975
but its so cheap! could double in a month if things proceed as expected with thw court fuckery

[Anonymous No.25250384]

>>25250326
As insane as this market is, apparently the greed index is still mild.
You'll notice a lot of newfags are gone after getting burned buying the top of everything.

[Anonymous No.25250386]

>>25250362
so... buy kneepads?

[CLF Chad No.25250388]

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente

I want to slap the fucking shit out this bitch ass nigga for all the money I lost because of him

>>25249599
>>25249599
>>25249599

[Anonymous No.25250392]

>>25249496
TSLA

[crackwhoreanon No.25250394]

>>25250153
>Post more crackwhore stories
I don't have any stories for today sorry bro. I'm abstaining for at least a week so I can produce thick sperm. I plan on having coitus with a provider next Saturday. I guess you can help me pick her out. Let me get you a side by side photo.

They both charge 140 for half hour.
Everything covered (condom)

[Anonymous No.25250402]

>>25250209
the market has too many retail retards who don´t do their dd or check the fundamentals

[Anonymous No.25250423]

>>25250266
there aren't any $77 calls for 1/15/21 for CRSR, and the $70 ones are trading for 22 cents, the hell are you talking about

[Anonymous No.25250431]

>>25249452
I made a cool $250 I’m not greedy enough to actually put money is this shit

[Anonymous No.25250439]

>>25250369
Yeah, no shit, a year with a bullrun of tech companies never seen before since 1999.

[Anonymous No.25250440]

>>25250394
I vote that you degrade the whore on the right

[Anonymous No.25250441]

>>25250285
how big was your position

[Anonymous No.25250453]

>>25250394
Left looks like a man and right looks pure and innocent. Go for the right

[Anonymous No.25250456]

>>25250402
i only listen to what tom nash tells me

[Anonymous No.25250457]

>>25250340
yeah I thought of that.. but I heavily looked into Siebel Systems (SEBL) and I actually don't think the CEO cares about making money in the long run for shareholders at all. To spare you the time SEBL ran up to 60 then dumped to 9 and sold to oracle at 11.. nice investemt kek.

>>25250355

I meant their youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrG82oiDaJa5-43cdfMYY5w

testimonials of their employees.. I just thought: So I gave THOSE GUYS a shitload of money? And I was out.

[Anonymous No.25250468]

>>25250394
Without an ass hot of the left I'll have to go with the right.
Left tummy is pretty good tho.

[Anonymous No.25250476]

Is there anything that should be sold like right now? I'm financially stable enough that I feel like I could hold and watch shit go up forever... IRAs are so good bros

[Anonymous No.25250477]

>>25250423
Sold them earlier this morning $.78 for Jan 15th 77 strike

[Anonymous No.25250489]

>>25250457
So it is actually known this guy isn't making money.. that's probably why even the jews will stay away. If I'm right it will go all the way to 100 again

[BagholderExtraordinaire !jvBtlIEUc6 No.25250503]

>>25250244
So what's going to happen when the cities go bankrupt, and shit? I mean eventually they'll do another census, and they'll lose representation in congress and they won't have the votes to bail themselves out.

[Anonymous No.25250507]

>>25250457
Always avoid companies that do that after they get their initial diversity Jew pump.
Boeing
Intel
etc.

They're all fucked.

[Anonymous No.25250514]

>>25250288
>posting about it in here because I want to hear people tell me I'm retarded
A winning strategy.
I put a few bucks on COUV. I love asymmetric risk but never all-in, read this.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/risk-of-ruin.asp

[Anonymous No.25250524]

>he didn't buy the PLTR dip

[Anonymous No.25250538]

>>25250477
no, you didn't

[Anonymous No.25250542]

>>25250394
>$280/hour
I'm going to go smonk crack RIGHT now

[Anonymous No.25250548]

>>25250524
He didnt buy ALPP

[Anonymous No.25250553]

>>25250457
lol wtf is that shit they just keep cutting to a stock photo style shoot of a diverse group of young people, it's actually more insulting how badly they halfassed it

[Anonymous No.25250559]

>>25250503
Plenty of shitholes went bankrupt from '08-2010, and they still exist to this day. The globohomo will see to it that urban centers never lose funding.

[Anonymous No.25250567]

>>25250439
there's been an entire decade of tech bullrun, and who knows it could run another 10 years or could crash next month. Quit fighting it and instead join in with safety rails set up.

[Anonymous No.25250566]

>>25250524
i didn't have money and i don't know when i should sell ;-;
teach me senpai

[Anonymous No.25250650]

>>25250553
yeah the SEBL youtube channel still exists there you can see of what amount of halfassing the CEO is capable of. The videos are just unbearable. No wonder it was a shit stock.

https://www.youtube.com/user/SEBLCRM

[Anonymous No.25250653]

>>25250524
I still haven't bought either $26 dips. I think it's a sign.

[Anonymous No.25250654]

>>25250567
>who knows
>tech? in the 2020s?? I'm hedging with sticks and stones for sure

[Anonymous No.25250656]

>>25250311
the worst part is that the retard made majority of his gain (like 10-20x, i cant be arsed to check) in the spring, during covid crash. He was buying cruiselines and shit. Great for him, but thats not fuckin "big brain, high IQ, insider knowledge" play. He's done the same plays every retards was talking about at the time. The stocks tanked, the cruiselines were randomly going 3x and the crashing back.
He won the scratch-off lottery.
I unironically have more faith in the competence of the guy that does /smg/ weeklies on youtube, than on that guy

[Anonymous No.25250662]

>>25250394
>>25250153
>>25250072
offtopic fuck off with your blog shit

[Anonymous No.25250663]

UUUU pls stop dropping

[Anonymous No.25250668]

>>25250548
you're gloating in every fuckin thread but that ship has already sailed

[Anonymous No.25250674]

Just sold a $4 UUUU put

[Anonymous No.25250689]

>>25249969
Assuming you file single and take the standard deduction, you're still in the 12% bracket, so expect to pay out $240 of your 2k net gains to the feds next year.

[Anonymous No.25250697]

I don't believe this is the real crack whore sociopath anon

[Anonymous No.25250698]

>>25250514
Same anon, COUP sounds pretty sketch, but I'm retarded so I just bought 1k worth

[crackwhoreanon No.25250703]

>>25250662
Why are you so mad? Piece of shit...fuck.

[Anonymous No.25250715]

you could have bought OPTI and be comfy, way up today, but you didn't. instead you probably bought something that's crashing, didn't you?

anyways, my arizer air II arrived today with the ultradry stem. gonna go vape a bowl and watch the numbers on the screen go up and down, maybe play some more slay the spire.

[Anonymous No.25250724]

>>25250662
>offtopic fuck off with your blog shit

[Anonymous No.25250728]

>>25249345
>selling right before 1/1
>paying taxes now instead of 1 year from now
ngmi

[Anonymous No.25250741]

what do

[Anonymous No.25250743]

Clf tranny made me +14% but my calls are dog shit and pissing me off. I dont know how to feel

[Anonymous No.25250748]

>>25250567
Well if you choose wisely you will be fine, like AAPL, GOOG, and facebook, twitter, etc....they all started a while back and never really fell into the shadows. We are just getting another cycle where some new ones will pop up and others will crash and burn. My lesson learned from that is the big players and big names usually succeed.

>>25250650
I understand why you sold, it looks like something put together by a pump and dump penny stock. AAPL flaunts it's diversity in a shitty way too but at least you can tell they hire professionals and take it seriously.

[CLF Chad No.25250754]

>>25250394

Why are you wasting your money on thots when anime images are free

http://gains.dob.jp

[Anonymous No.25250757]

This is confusing.

Can someone just tell me what stocks to invest in?

[Anonymous No.25250759]

>>25250662
How are crackwhores offtopic?

[Anonymous No.25250767]

>>25250741
sell it all and go all in on Crabland Cliffs

[Anonymous No.25250775]

FCEL is gonna have me living in a cardboard box :(

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.25250792]

>>25250757
sneeds

[crackwhoreanon No.25250796]

>>25250728
I enjoy paying my taxes. I enjoy having an LLC. I enjoy showing uncle sam that I'm playing by the rules. You can sit there and choose to hate or you can be happy for me. You sound just like my idiot faggot father. Piece of shit worked himself into an early grave and wanted to pass his worthless mechanic shop to me so I can carry on the family tradition of being a worthless christian faggot cuckold that works like a slave. Sorry pop, not for me. I don't want to be like my father I want to be BETTER than he ever was and I am.

[Anonymous No.25250802]

KHOTF pump when?

[Anonymous No.25250807]

>>25250757
Short the Russel via tzn

9 gap up days

Up 30% on a month

Will dump shortly

[Anonymous No.25250818]

Tqqq is better then everything shilled

[Anonymous No.25250845]

people that post 3DPD are so gay

[Anonymous No.25250855]

>>25250818
Wouldn’t buying this be 100% easy money?

[Anonymous No.25250858]

>>25250796
>im gay btw, idk if that matters

[Anonymous No.25250864]

schwab or fidelity for a roth ira?

[Anonymous No.25250872]

>>25250796
>I want to be BETTER than he ever was and I am.
Considering he raised you, you can't really get much lower. That being said, you still stuck.

[Anonymous No.25250876]

>>25250845
>woooahhh they drew her boobs so big!!!
shut up anime fag

[Anonymous No.25250877]

>>25250818
Nah bro, COUV is going up

[Anonymous No.25250880]

>>25250757
OPTI, any time before dec 31st is early.

[Anonymous No.25250881]

>>25250864
vanguard :)

[Anonymous No.25250886]

Damn gold is fighting with support

If rates break past this level and enter the 1% range on the 10y stonks will tumble

This is wild of this happens dollar is also catching support/reversing at the 90 range

Gold inverses real rates for those who care

[Anonymous No.25250893]

Technology and computers will never go away, why not buy TQQQ and SOXL and take guaranteed gains?

[Anonymous No.25250898]

>>25250796
I know I come off as sanctimonious faggot but I feel bad for your dad, he sounds based

[Anonymous No.25250899]

>>25249175
is westwater res WWR a dumb move they mine graphite and there will be a need for it. Or is this just a better version of NAK?

[Anonymous No.25250900]

>>25250818
TQQQ was heavily shilled and cooled off after reaching ATH.

[Anonymous No.25250908]

>>25250876
see? gaaaaay

[Anonymous No.25250911]

>>25250796
being borderline obese and fucking crackwhores is better?

[Anonymous No.25250924]

>>25250775
more like INCEL amirite? LMAOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.25250925]

>>25250757
Only after you suck it Honey

[Anonymous No.25250934]

>>25250893
Too high. Any financial uncertainty will send it crashing down 50%.

[Anonymous No.25250936]

wait

wait what

[Anonymous No.25250942]

>>25250845
Imagine being this lonely

[Anonymous No.25250946]

>>25250886
uvxy calls?

[Anonymous No.25250950]

>>25249611
Geez man. If there was a feasible way to contact you safely without getting memed by the other assholes here I'd give you a couple hundred to play around with.

[Anonymous No.25250970]

>>25250942
just take the estrogen and order the socks man its better this way

[Anonymous No.25250973]

All SPACs will return to 10 or 11 at some point.

[Anonymous No.25250974]

>>25250936
Never use Google for stock quotes, newfren.

[Anonymous No.25250975]

>>25250893
>Technology and computers
you can say that about every tech revolution thats happened. You might not see the outsized gains tech has provided in the past 10yrs, going forward

[Anonymous No.25250978]

BCRX bros, these bags are getting a bit heavy. Also getting a bit spooked by OSMT and the possibility that it will shit the bed tomorrow.

Please confort me and tell me I did the right thing in trusting some random dude on the internet.

[Anonymous No.25250991]

>>25250934
>I demand another once in a decade crash
Greedy mfer

[Anonymous No.25250996]

>>25250934
>what is a trailing stop

[Anonymous No.25250998]

>>25250876
She looks braindead

[Anonymous No.25251009]

>>25250924
I have been waiting since the ticker was first posted to see someone make this joke. But I didn't want to be the retard to do it. Too obvious.

[Anonymous No.25251011]

>>25250876
Who is this man?

[Anonymous No.25251015]

>>25250946
Still early to tell need confirmation by dollar getting over the 20 daily but it’s looking like that.

20 range on the Vix has also been iron support for a year now so not a bad play unless you do weekly or something

[Anonymous No.25251016]

>>25250942
Dude it’s not our fault god trapped me in my fucking small town. Fucking god just ruined my life

[BagholderExtraordinaire !jvBtlIEUc6 No.25251019]

>>25250559
Well maybe if Trump didn't send so much money to these shitholes. Like seriously why are we sending billions and billions of dollars to these shithole countries? We're literally giving them money we don't have, and passing the fucking bill onto our children's children. It's beyond disgusting. I mean your great-great-grandchild is going to have to pay interest on these spending programs. Like you know how much interest will pile onto this 23 trillion dollars 6 generations from now? I mean they haven't even allocated all the additional money we're going to have to borrow blow up and rebuild Iran.

[crackwhoreanon No.25251021]

>>25250911
My nigga I live in a nice ass condo, I fuck hot bitches that would never give me a second look if I had no money. All this dosh has gotten me to elevate my quality of life. I used to take public transportation like a poorfag loser and now I drive a benz. I've literally won and it makes you mad. This is why I can't communicate with people that just don't understand my life style. I know for a fact that 90% of the anons on here are poorfags just trying to scrape by and the other 10% are fearless go getters that take risks and get rewarded for it (rightfully so). I took a shit on my fathers grave before I left Michigan.

[Anonymous No.25251022]

>>25250880
nice picture

[Anonymous No.25251025]

ok sirs

do I do the SNEEDFUL and buy Pubmatic?

[Anonymous No.25251027]

>>25250796
He said, deciding which crackwhore pussy to pay for next

[Anonymous No.25251036]

>>25250978
You're such a pussy.

I've gained 75% off bcrx. Sold and bought the dip last week for Japan news

OSMT is a new one to me though. Is this another pdufa?

[Anonymous No.25251034]

>>25250936
google's data gets all fucky with newly listed companies

[Anonymous No.25251042]

>>25250855
The leverage on TQQQ leaps is barely 2x. I dont think its worth the risk

[Alejandra No.25251043]

Still trying to stay alive with fucking shitcoins trading? Lol, reckted with new Base Protocol, go hoome tards

[Anonymous No.25251046]

>>25250978
There's a high chance the pdf whatever the fuck it's called could be delayed so I don't get why you'd buy in now, I suppose it could be approved so it's that risk, tempted to go all in on it then cry when it doesn't pay off

[Anonymous No.25251045]

>>25251021
Hunter Biden please go

[Anonymous No.25251048]

>>25250126
It will be $6 in less than 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.25251053]

>>25251015
I am looking at end of the year plays so this would be a weekly

[Anonymous No.25251054]

>>25251016
Fix it

[Anonymous No.25251058]

Couldn't hold myself back on the MRNA dip... I think the ticker alone has a future.. maybe we get another pandemic... The chinese most certainly won't stop stuffing themselves with disgusting food.. now that they have no food at all.

[Anonymous No.25251071]

>>25250973
>All IPOs will return to the price they first listed as because I'm upset I missed out.

[Anonymous No.25251087]

>>25250998
all women are braindead anon

[Anonymous No.25251090]

>>25251058
but don't be me maybe wait until it is at 90

[Anonymous No.25251104]

>>25251048
I rebought half at 4.33, waiting to see what happens midweek to rebuy in completely

[Anonymous No.25251107]

>>25251036
If I had made 75% I wouldn't be sweating either

>Is this another pdufa?
Yes

>>25251046
Yeah, that's my fear as well but I can't find any info on a possible delay.

[Anonymous No.25251110]

>>25251016
Bro save up like 8k and you can move to somewhere like Austin comfortably and give yourself a month or two to find a good job.

[Anonymous No.25251117]

Which of these is doing me favors? Which is doing me none?

1/2

[Anonymous No.25251126]

>>25249841
im gonna find a commodities etf to cover the bases, i dont trust it to improve much without KO absorbing

[Anonymous No.25251128]

>>25251043
thank you alejandra very needful

[Anonymous No.25251135]

COUV mooning right now

[Anonymous No.25251142]

>>25249395
I shilled ALPP last week, just for a day. I want my smg bros to make it.

[Anonymous No.25251153]

>>25251117

2/2

[Anonymous No.25251161]

>>25251053
I’m short the Russel via tzn

It’s the most over extended

Gaps below, up 30% in a month, overbought for two months etc etc

[Anonymous No.25251172]

dont feel so good with my limit buy for UUUU with the downtrend

[Anonymous No.25251171]

>>25251104
Lot of people don't buy stocks under $5. So at that point it could fly to $10.

[Anonymous No.25251176]

>UUUU
>FCEL
>UEC
>PLTR
>dip

I WILL NO LONGER BUY /SMG/ MEME STOCKS FROM NOW ON. I learned my lesson.

[Anonymous No.25251184]

>>25251107
Well shit, not my problem you bought because of FOMO, he shilled it for weeks before the date. I'm going to buy OSMT on the chance it gets approval. Thanks for that.

[Anonymous No.25251200]

>>25250266
It will be great seeing the fallout from this.

[Anonymous No.25251209]

>>25251087
So it seems, so it seems...

[Anonymous No.25251212]

>>25251135
I want to sell my CLF calls and buy more

[Anonymous No.25251216]

I bought 40k OPTI at .0915. Will I make some money off of this?

[Anonymous No.25251220]

>>25251176
lmao why are you complaining about UUUU? Unless you bought today you should still be up at least like 20%. Oh wait you did buy today because youre a dumb FOMOing redditor faggot hahahahah

[Anonymous No.25251229]

>>25251046
>Pdufa delayed

There have been zero delays the last few months why would THIS time be any different.

[Anonymous No.25251233]

>>25251117
>>25251153
Over diversification, not doing you any favors

[Anonymous No.25251234]

>>25251135
god damn it I need to get rid of webull

[Anonymous No.25251238]

>>25251172
Downtrend? It is up 4% now and hit a 52 week. That's an uptrend.

[Anonymous No.25251239]

>>25251142
I would have been offended by pic if it didn't say "seemingly"

[Anonymous No.25251240]

>>25251176
Are you just buying and selling every single day or something?

[Anonymous No.25251243]

>>25251161
What is tzn?

[Anonymous No.25251247]

>>25250169
Sauce please.

[Anonymous No.25251257]

>>25251238

daily downtrend.

[Anonymous No.25251259]

DEVELOPERS
>DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS

[Anonymous No.25251265]

>>25249484

couldnt stop myself from jumping in

[Anonymous No.25251268]

>>25251117
>$514
You don't want to hear this, but you need to stop fucking around with stocks and get a job. It's also absurd that you have so many stocks in your portfolio, it's like a diversified terrible meme ETF at this point.

[Anonymous No.25251270]

>>25251153
Never own less than one share of something.

[Anonymous No.25251275]

>>25251216
You're already +$800

[Anonymous No.25251276]

>>25251220
same goes for pltr.. it was shilled here at 12 after that wsb took over

[Anonymous No.25251280]

>>25251176
uuuu is a long play paperboy

[Anonymous No.25251284]

>>25251257
Afternoon drop not downtrend.

[Anonymous No.25251288]

Is WAFU /our stock/

[Anonymous No.25251299]

>>25251247
Her instagram

[Anonymous No.25251307]

>>25251172
it's a lot easier if you just look at a bigger time frame (at least hourly, if not daily) and look at where "floors" or "pivots" form and buy some at those locations. don't go all-in at an area, split your money up in case it goes lower. the key is knowing the fundamentals, knowing what you own.

after that it's just about waiting to get paid. be patient. im not in UUUU and don't know shit about it, im just giving you advice in general about any stock investing you might do. this is also why you buy stocks, not options, because you can just fucking wait for line to go up because as long as it's a good company with a bright future, it will always go up to higher highs. and that's all you need, really.

[Anonymous No.25251308]

What's a good broker for beginners? I did a little bit better than breaking even with Barclays a few years ago - I started with £1000 and ended with £1100, but the fees were insane for how many trades I was doing.

I've been practicing with trading 212, but their platform keeps for me, for I'm not keen on using real money with them.

[Anonymous No.25251319]

Wtf uuuu. Fuuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.25251321]

>>25250056
fucking dumbass faggot

[Anonymous No.25251327]

is now a good time to buy spce

[Anonymous No.25251332]

>post something financial in catalog
>get banned 98% of the time because it’s not “oooooo bitcoin down!!! Bear lol”
>people post fucking prostitutes in here
>nothing

[Anonymous No.25251336]

>>25251243
Tza sorry

3x bear etf of the Russel 2000

[Anonymous No.25251343]

>>25251280
You got me lel.

[Anonymous No.25251348]

>>25251216
40k shares or $40k? also some anon in a previous thread said if the $2b thing is real this could easily see 0.70/share, so if it even gets to half that then yeah probably.

[Anonymous No.25251355]

>>25251327
they arent making money so its all spec at this point

[Anonymous No.25251356]

>U.S. ISSUING FINAL RULES THAT WILL ALLOW OPERATION OF SMALL DRONES OVER PEOPLE, AT NIGHT -STATEMENT

>NEW RULES MOVE UNITED STATES CLOSER TO EVENTUAL ROUTINE DELIVERY OF PACKAGES -FAA ADMINISTRATOR

How to profit off this? Best drone stocks?

[Anonymous No.25251357]

>>25250362
Hint: Statistics or applied math degree with finance/econ focus is the fastest, easiest way to get a job working for (them).

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.25251362]

psth for the good

[Anonymous No.25251370]

>>25251332
jannies are all trannies and don't care about this thread

[Anonymous No.25251373]

>>25251356
workhorse unironically

[Anonymous No.25251377]

>>25251356
Invest in a shotgun

[Anonymous No.25251379]

>>25251356
AMZN

[Anonymous No.25251380]

>>25251308
TD:A is free for most stock transactions and charges $0.65 per option contract.

[Anonymous No.25251390]

>>25251299
Who is her?

[Anonymous No.25251395]

>>25251332
Git gud

[Anonymous No.25251397]

>>25251356
Ehang

[Anonymous No.25251401]

>>25251336
Pick the option play and I'll go with it.

[Anonymous No.25251405]

>>25251268
Im making $40k a year, and im putting $100 a week into an IRA. I'm not sure what companies to focus on but its becoming clear I'm in too many.

[Anonymous No.25251411]

>literally everything green
SELL

[Anonymous No.25251413]

>>25251356
ALPP, the penny stonk that the one anon is shilling, is a drone stonk

[Anonymous No.25251415]

>>25251308
I would start with a bloomberg terminal. It is old fashioned but it will suffice if you start with only a small amount like 20-40 million dollars or so

[Anonymous No.25251421]

>>25251356

amazon unironically.

[Anonymous No.25251422]

>>25251135
I'd buy more shared but I'm locked in KHOTF right now

[Anonymous No.25251437]

While /smg/ sleeps and jerks off about Steel and Uranium, LGVW is slowly planning its moon mission. Abortion machine chads ww@

>t.holding since $13

[BagholderExtraordinaire !jvBtlIEUc6 No.25251449]

>>25251362
Where the fuck have you been?

[Anonymous No.25251452]

Jews are keeping clf down so they can accumulate right?

[Anonymous No.25251460]

>>25251356
Holy shit, this might make ALPP moon more

[Anonymous No.25251466]

>>25250022
nice i used to live out there but moved recently to west palm beach

[Anonymous No.25251470]

>>25249345
>>25249345
thanks for making me realize again i'd rather be myself then some absolute cuck with 800k

[Anonymous No.25251472]

>>25251356
UAVS

[Anonymous No.25251473]

>>25251220
You are a cunt. Don't stop new investors from getting into UUUU. It is going to double quickly and that's it you bought TODAY.

[Anonymous No.25251504]

>>25251466
I wish Florida would fucking legalize weed

[Anonymous No.25251505]

lol CLF Chad got banned. Jannies actually based for once. I promise to only make you clean it up 5 times this week instead of 10.

[crackwhoreanon No.25251511]

>>25251470
Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy.
>>25251466
>west palm beach
well hello there Mr. Money bags lol

[Anonymous No.25251526]

>>25251308
never thought I'd shill this, but robinhood was designed for beginners and is completely free.

I prefer TDA (also free) but I recognize that thinkorswim has a steep learning curve.

[Anonymous No.25251533]

>>25249345
You're going to stop licking pussy for a week so you can get your dick hard with a hooker?

[Anonymous No.25251536]

Buy more PLTR or NET?

[Anonymous No.25251564]

>>25251437
SPACs are not comfy when they are that high

[Anonymous No.25251566]

>>25251536
NET, without a doubt

[Anonymous No.25251598]

>>25251280
think UUUU will get to 4 again any time soon? maybe even 3? willing to buy a couple hundred shares for gambling since hearing of the national reserve news.

[Anonymous No.25251605]

>>25251209
there is a solution

[Anonymous No.25251609]

when do I buy into FUBO and DENN?

[Anonymous No.25251616]

How high will COUV go?

[Anonymous No.25251620]

>>25251536
PLTR obviously. You want the jewish power machine.

[Anonymous No.25251625]

>>25251356
God dammit, I didn't want to FOMO into ALPP after it already mooned, but now I might have to

[Anonymous No.25251639]

>>25251422
>KHOTF
>some kind of Norwegian game company
wut

[Anonymous No.25251641]

>>25251308
If you’re a britbong then T212 and Freetrade are your best bets. Freetrade is very user friendly and good for beginners but the moment you wise up you’ll realise how fucking cack it is:
>Prices behind market roughly 10-20min
>Can’t sell till 3pm GMT
>This premium shit where you pay a subscription to buy certain stocks?

I’ve got fleeced out of money because of some of their sh*t policies. T212 is king in the UK, Tastyworks if you fancy American only stocks/options.

[Anonymous No.25251644]

>>25251390
learn to read filenames

>>25251319
>>25251172
do you not know how to read a graph? UUUU is great beacause it follows a pretty clear trend. Right now it's very high compared with the rest of the trend. So, what should you expect, for it to gain +10% everyday or for it to stay in its lane and not pump much over the next few days?

[Anonymous No.25251656]

>Google ALPP
>The Academy of Lactation Policy and Practice

[Anonymous No.25251661]

>>25251639
Online learning company

They get added onto big exchange soon

[Anonymous No.25251688]

>>25251319
how are you pinking on a stock thats up 100% in the last month. Fucking FOMOs always jumping at the stupidest times

[Anonymous No.25251705]

>Get into car accident in September
>Wake up from coma today
>Checks NAK

WHICH ONE OF YOU SOLD THIS TO ME?
FESS UP.
NOW!

[Anonymous No.25251714]

>>25251656
well there goes my afternoon

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.25251719]

>>25251449
i just took a break from smg for a little bit

[Anonymous No.25251728]

>>25251705
>he bought the wrong NAK

[Anonymous No.25251755]

>>25251714
lmao

[Anonymous No.25251759]

LCTX is the next 10x biotech meme

[Anonymous No.25251782]

Leave again tripfaggot and take your friends with you

[Anonymous No.25251800]

Pic or raytheon?

[Anonymous No.25251809]

Here is the ALPP twitter background

I give to you because it looks cool

[Anonymous No.25251810]

>>25251759
kindly keep yours bags, sir

[Anonymous No.25251819]

CLEANSPARK TO DISCUSS BITCOIN MINING ACQUISITION AND RELATED GROWTH OPPORTUNITIES

[Anonymous No.25251843]

>>25251437
>SPAC
14.50 here mate

[Anonymous No.25251847]

>>25251616
Nevermind, it looks like that was it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !jvBtlIEUc6 No.25251872]

>>25251705
You're just in time to load up on the cheapies before the next leg up. January 6th they have a joint session in congress and they're going to get so high they're not going count all of the electoral votes, and then Trump's going to get another 4 years. So you've actually got a whole week to load up on cheapies. I shit you not this is a great way opportunity for you to grab an easy 20-bagger and pay off your medical bills.

[Anonymous No.25251877]

>>25251541

>>25251541

>>25251541

[Anonymous No.25251902]

>>25251308
I would go with Tradin212, they have a lot more stocks even the memes ones shilled on here but lack in ETFs. They also introduced pie library which are like ETFs but made by users and some of them mimic the ARK funds which you can't buy in the UK.

[Anonymous No.25251916]

>>25251847
yea, good thing I didn't actually sell my CLF calls to buy more
just gonna wait and keep watching it, hold on to the CLF calls until February like originally meant to

[Anonymous No.25251920]

>>25249946
But they do at one point end up in a zoo mistaken for hippos.

[Anonymous No.25251923]

>>25251308
Fidelity

[Anonymous No.25251992]

SSL chads report in

Ya green yet son ?

[Anonymous No.25252000]

>>25251872
Based. I'm holding NAK here too. What else you getting knowing that Trump will get another 4 years?

[Anonymous No.25252083]

>>25251992
Yes, I even sold a bit

[Anonymous No.25252097]

>>25251526
>>25251380
>>25251641
>>25251923
>>25251902
I'll check them out.
>Prices behind market roughly 10-20min
>Can’t sell till 3pm GMT
Yeah, that won't do me, that's like a honeypot

212, like I said, just keeps breaking for me. I woke up one day, and it kept redirecting me. I like the interface, but if it's not stable for me, it's not going to be a good idea to leave money in it. Apart from it being expensive, I never had any problems with Barclays.

[Anonymous No.25252245]

>>25250925
No one will fuck you if you call them honey that shit didnt even work in the 40s

[Anonymous No.25252266]

>>25250978
Im holding with average 7.74

[Anonymous No.25252566]

>>25251336
What strike price are you at?