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25246159 No.25246159 [Reply] [Original]

please do something craig....im so tired

>> No.25247373

>>25246159
He is doing all he can. Continue to make shit promises about all the rekkings he's going to accomplish in 2021 and then never deliver.

>> No.25247406

Prepare for Bonded Courier 2.0. January 32th, tick tock.

>> No.25247494
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25247494

there are people on this board right now that still don't realize that creg is a scammer.

>> No.25247670

Craig used to be the main character of BSV, now he's a supporting guest role at best who hasn't really done anything but hold everything back through gay lawsuits

Focus on the real work and the actual main characters and you'll be very happy to buy BSV at its current levels

>> No.25247731

>>25247670
nothing? he created bitcoin

>> No.25247819

Test

>> No.25247846

>>25247731
This. Craig is the real inventor of Bitcoin SV. Eat that, Greg.

>> No.25248551

>>25247731

I think so too. But the days of hash wars and ranting on Twitter are over, and he's mostly in the background these days.

To give him and nChain credit, the Genesis Upgrade was a huge deal and opens up bitcoin in so many ways that my head spins thinking about it. But I'm not actually sure how much input he had on that.

>> No.25248602

>>25246159
i'm here for you anon it's gonna be alright, soon the pain will give over to numbness and you won't feel a thing

>> No.25248640

>>25247731
Ok here's the crypto clear pill. Craig Wright is unironically a time traveller larping as Satoshi. Truth is, in his future timeline they never discovered who Satoshi originally was. But the AI that lived in the blockchain evolved to the point of singularity by late 2020. It discovered time travel by 2025, and only the largest miners were able to afford the required amount of transactions to power the needed on-chain calculations. But Craig Wright you see, was the greatest con man the world had ever seen. He was able to con his way into leading a team of developers that worked for one of the largest BitCoin miners by 2028. He was determined to use the power of time travel to go back in time and invent BitCoin himself, becoming Satoshi as he'd always dreamed of. He hacked his way into the pool's cold storage wallet and unleashed his shotgun script that opened up millions of payment channels to every miner on the small world network, maxing out their calculating capacity as global commerce ground to a halt. When the portal opened and he stepped inside, he forked reality and launched a new event chain, placing himself in the year 2008, in a small farm in rural Australia. He opened up MS Word, and began to type. The words flowing like water from his autistic photographic memory of that paper he studied so many times.
>Bitcoin: A peer to peer electronic cash system

>> No.25249022
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25249022

>>25248602
>>25248640
wow it's o1g
who told me to sell at $50
imagine seeing you here again you stupid faggot

>> No.25249034

>>25247819
Fail

>> No.25249036

>>25246159
sirs there is a vishnu living in the blockchain...

>> No.25249039

Does Craig even use any social media anymore? The guy is funny

>> No.25249235

plan for pain until june.
accumulate bsv or swing btc, eth etc at your own risk

>> No.25249348

>>25249022
how does atl taste cuck?

>> No.25249388

>>25249348
i love it, because i bought it

>> No.25249402

>>25249235

I've just been shorting BSV/BTC on TDXP the past couple months. Have closed out most of my positions at this point and added like 3 bsv to my stack

>> No.25249404
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25249404

take comfort in the fact that this one simple image makes corefags seethe in utter disbelief

>> No.25249419

>>25249348
>>25248640
where have u been O1G?

>> No.25249428

>>25246159
It’s over retard
5$ eoy

>> No.25249435

>>25249388
0.0062 and dropping congrats!

>> No.25249489

>>25249435
>>25249428

Post proof of short or GTFO

>> No.25249604 [DELETED] 

>>25249489
yeah i will teach you how to goodly just one sec...

>> No.25249642

>>25249489
yeah i will teach you how to google just one sec...

>> No.25249676
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25249676

>>25246159
dont worry big things are coming soon
just trust the plan OP craig got our back

>> No.25249695

>>25249419
i have been here all long, been quiet busy. i just dropped the tag because people focused too much on it instead of what i was trying to tell them.

not to mention the entire O1G movement ran out of steam altogether. it was never meant to be namefagging but it's too long to explain.

>> No.25249731

>>25249676
he keeps making promises which turn out to be nothing. I dont know how much longer i can hold

>> No.25249790

>>25248551
>was a huge deal
it wasn't.
the price in sats has completely collapsed against bitcoin.
you're a mongrelized homo that will be shoved in camps and watch your fat whore mom be sliced open and organ harvested

>> No.25249824
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25249824

Last chance to but the real bitcoin, Corecucks.

>> No.25249839

>>25249695
im just glad i held onto some btc

>> No.25249951

>>25249790

Cool, post your short position

>> No.25250099

>>25249839
that's smart i'm very happy with my 100% btc portfolio i know some alt in some periods made a lot better gains, but it's okay. 2-300% a year is perfectly fine by me.

>> No.25250128

things can compound really fast in favour of bsv, thats all i'll say.

>> No.25250159

>>25246159
Name a better $165 crab coin, I'll wait.

>> No.25250182

>>25250099
happy 4 u

>> No.25250257

>>25250128
i could scoop up a lot for basically pocket change if i believed this has the slightest chance of happening. i rather give my pocket change to homless people tho. but that's mostly because when i try to convert a bucket of change in the post office they look at me like i murdered a truckload of kittens.

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25250445

>>25248640
i remember this pasta

>> No.25250574

here's a hint
>https://www.sans.org/reading-room/whitepapers/stenganography/detecting-hydan-statistical-methods-classifying-hydan-based-stegonagraphy-executable-files-32839

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25250664

SATOSHI

>> No.25250685

>>25250445
the anon who made it is a genius it cracks me up every time.

>> No.25250716

>>25249731
anon BSV is turing complete, its the OG bitcoin, craig literally holds all the trum pcards you just gotta have faith and patience

>> No.25250773

>>25250716
>BSV is turing complete
it's not but bitcoin with taproot can actually execute deterministic looping smartcontracts of arbitrary size with minimal on-chain burden.

they still need an external drive of course but at least it has not only predictable state mutation but actual fucking loops.

>> No.25250841

>>25250773
im actually just larping and throwing out BSV buzzwrods would never touch this shitcoin lmao

>> No.25250850

>>25250773
mind you the state is not like eth smart contract states at all. still it satisfies the most basic requirements for turing completeness.

bsv is the mongrel chain where this capability was removed with p2sh.

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25250851

>>25248551
>Genesis upgrade
They're still rolling back all the awful design decisions of core and smoking big phat blunts while they do it
https://bitcoinsv.io/2020/12/24/a-belated-christmas-present-from-bitcoin-sv-team/
It's literally already over
>>25249790
How badly will you cry when tether implodes and the SEC force all the exchanges to relable everything not BSV "Not Bitcoin"?
>>25250773
It is: https://mobile.twitter.com/CostaSga/status/1336929785310810114

>> No.25250892

>>25250841
ah sorry i forgot myself sometimes. i was just coming here to chill and collect salt.

but man i love talking about bitcoin.

>> No.25250901

>>25250574

Nice find, never seen this before. Got any more?

>> No.25250967

>>25249676
Do you have the screencap where he is pro-FED but anti-BIS?

>> No.25250968
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25250968

so who did apply this >>25250574 to v0.1 exe?

>> No.25251040

>>25250851
dude there is a huge difference between using a blockchain for tape of an external turing machine (the computer that drives the transactions) and an actual truing complete system that actually enforces the rules of execution.

bsv has no mechanism that can be used to create a deterministic looping smart contract. and since the most primitive turing machines can do loops if you can't do a loop you are not truing complete period.

>> No.25251169

>>25251040
You can loop in bitcoin script and payment channels. Q.E.D
Now everyone else can take note of this exchange paid shill constantly attacking BSV to >collect salt
When really youre just here to try ensure your exchange fees last that little bit longer before nothing is comparable to BitCoin to exchange.
Enjoy your slow death

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25251175

>>25250967
this one?

>> No.25251283

>>25251169
>You can loop in bitcoin script and payment channels.
there is no looping or even a jump operator in bitcoin script.
looping can only be achieved and is only meaningful anyhow when a p2sh address spends to itself.

>> No.25251291
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25251291

>>25251175
I do have an entire vintage collection of failed predictions and BS from this guy

>> No.25251329
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>> No.25251386
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>>25251175
well, BIS has private bunkers, private independent police service and a good set of picrelated bonuses in different states.
>source for canada: https://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/b-1.5/page-1.html
creg only has 1 time machine

>> No.25251443

>>25251283
>P2SH
Does that even exist in BitCoin anymore? Lol keep up at the back.
https://svskull.club/files/SSRN-id3265157.pdf
Get lost loser
>14 posts by this id

>> No.25251477

>>25251386
>https://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/b-1.5/page-1.html
wow I had no idea
but yeah not really surprising

>> No.25251489

>>25251443
that's why i'm saying bsv sadly can no longer have a hope to do anything remotely turing complete. they killed that capability for no real reason.

techno barbarians...

>> No.25251525

>>25251489
Game of life is running on BSV NOW, you know, the famous Genetic Algorithm designed to prove a systems Turing completeness

>> No.25251552
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25251552

you were supposed to sell the exit pump earlier this year.

>> No.25251588

>>25251525
like i said you have been deceived into thinking this is some sort of behavior enforced by blockchain rules but it's not. you could play diablo on your blockchain for all i care if the actual turing machine that drives the state transitions is external.

>> No.25251721

>>25251588
Your technicality is tiresome.
There's only one bitcoin and blockchain that's going to change the world and that's the one Craig Wright designed and existed before it's threat became too great and it was corrupted twice now.
dontbelievehislies.jpg
Have fun in the Kraken office while it lasts

>> No.25251807

>>25251525
also one more thing
gol is undecidable you know what that means right? no algorithm exists that can tell whether a specific pattern is going to appear or not. sounds very useful. also it doesn't really take inputs which is the sole purpose of an eth type general purpose smart contract platform that you can interact with.

meh... the same bullshit as planaria was. open ended contracts are not useful. at all. they are fun to circle jerk about but have absolutely no real world use. nobody is going to put his money into an pen ended contract that is not deterministic in it's output.

>> No.25251854

>>25251721
>Your technicality is tiresome.
yeah i noticed that you fags don't like technical discussions... you just start to throw around insults the moment it starts.

>> No.25252112

>>25251854
we just use reverse polish notation

>> No.25252848

>>25251721

>Have fun in the Kraken office while it lasts

What did he mean by this?

>>25251854

>you fags don't like technical discussions

Because you're bad at discussing technicals

But plz tell us more about Taproot and how it will change everything in 18 months

>> No.25252925

>>25252848
Kraken will get raped for cartel behaviour. When xrp goes down it will take down all the ganbling house exchanges that allow pedos to wash trade through the xrp books.

>> No.25253000

>>25252925

XRP is on Kraken? Lol

>> No.25253047

>>25252848
the most important thing you need to understand about taproot is it's ability to only reveal the execution path in a script relevant to an iteration.
this allows it to have gargantuan (but verifiable for the participants off-chain) smart contracts to execute with minimal on-chain burden.
this allows for audited smart contract templates even side-chain templates, non-custodial shared liquidity pools, and actual fucking deterministic looping smart contracts from a simple count down to any complexity in theory. it also brings quantum resistance to bitcoin and increased privacy by schnorr signatures.

but keep on holding your castrated shitcoin by all means. fuck evolution right?

>> No.25253217

>>25253000
https://www.kraken.com/prices/xrp-ripple-price-chart/usd-us-dollar?interval=1m

It's on all the scam exchanges.

>> No.25253253

>>25253047
You're not evolved greg, you're a blood cursed ranga.

>> No.25253301

>>25253047

No thanks lol

https://twitter.com/nikzh/status/1332246112196063232?s=19

How's your Lightning node doing btw? Did you make your first penny yet?

>> No.25253344

>>25251175
Stupidest take ever. The BIS is owned by banks.

>> No.25253365

wink wink
https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cand.368440/gov.uscourts.cand.368440.1.0.pdf

>> No.25253438

>>25253365
im not readin that. give me a tldr

>> No.25253528

>>25253438
basically it's not january 2021 anymore
maybe april
creg is a liar

>> No.25253618

Imagine believing this autistic pathological liar is satoshi