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25222282 No.25222282 [Reply] [Original]

Have the goddamn sex.

>> No.25222307
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>>25222282
No

>> No.25222311

How?

>> No.25222317

>>25222282
i don't go out side enough, and the brain power required to manipulate a roastie isn't worth it

>> No.25222362

did so just now, sage advice anon

>> No.25222391

I asked a Barnes and noble employee out before. She was married. That was 2 years ago. I don't hate women or believe I have no chance with them. I just don't really have a desire for something I never tried.

>> No.25222404

>>25222311
Just have it !
>>25222391
guess it was a noble effort hehe

>> No.25222412

>>25222311
this

>> No.25222425

okay fine

>> No.25222466
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>>25222282
Sex is gross

>> No.25222469
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i paid a hooker to finally do it at the ripe age of 32 last year.

>> No.25222499

>>25222391
I got a bj at a MP before but felt dirty afterwards. Came like a firehose inside her mouth. Wish I wore a condom tho thought I had stds for weeks.

>> No.25222503

>>25222282
I had it now my peepee itches and burns and is all red now

>> No.25222509

>>25222404
>Just have it !
how?

>> No.25222515
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>>25222282

>> No.25222518

>>25222499
how can i get a blowjob
whats a mp

>> No.25222522

I met a 27 y/o Chinese girl on hinge last week, she has a PhD in statistics.

I'm a 26 y/o who's had sex with only one girl prior who I paid.
She wanted to fuck me on our 2nd date but I came really quickly. Is this based or cringe.

>> No.25222523

>>25222469
Nice. thinking of doing it but I live with parents and im scared of getting arrested.

>> No.25222556
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>>25222509
take it

>> No.25222561

>>25222282
Sex is literally impossible

>> No.25222584

>>25222518
Massage parlor. How old are you?

>> No.25222638

>>25222584
33

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>>25222522
>Oh anron, prease give me your companies trade secrets, love you rong time

>> No.25222654

>>25222523
most of them have incall, meaning you can go to their hotel or whatever. It's pretty safe on legit sites like eros or privatedelights with reviews and everything.

>> No.25222667

>>25222282
So redest du nicht mit mir du Windhund

>> No.25222679

>>25222523
You have to go more than 1 round retard

>> No.25222703

>>25222499
Wearing a condom for a bj? Are you retarded?

>> No.25222724

>goddamn sex
sodomite detected

>> No.25222735
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>>25222282
I'm not having sex. Once you have the sex, even a little bit of it, you become the normie. There is no denying it, it's like getting sucked into the orbit of a black hole. Once you're in it, there is no escape. Only us incel virgins are firmly outside the gravitational field of normie. I intend to stay that way.

>> No.25222740

>>25222282

What the fuck does this even mean.
I would like to have some sex yes, with a hot girl.
But at the moment I can only do so by paying a 100 bucks or more and I rather put that in btc instead. So fuck off with your idiotic narrative and start posting again in the bearmarket, when I made my gains and will donate some to whores again.

>> No.25222773

That costs too much money, i will just masturbate. I mean it's free

>> No.25222785
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Anyone ever pay a girl off Tinder to fuck? I can bag 6-7 but not the 9-10 that are only on their to promote their Instagrams. Maybe just put somthing in the bio to hint your willing to pay to avoid getting banned.

>> No.25222788

>>25222282
Been there done that.

>> No.25222822

>>25222466
Checked and based

>> No.25222821

>>25222735
dangerously based

>> No.25222825

my dad said be careful with who you make sex with

he says that 2 people become 1 flesh, and then if the girl is crazy then you will catch her crazy

also faggots have sex with eachother and eat eachothers blood and it's gay

>> No.25222853

>>25222638
Im 21. I went when I was 19. I was tired of feeling like a virgin beta. I was drunk when I went but still my heart was racing. She was a 40+ asian ugly af. I paid her for a 1 hour oil massage. Once we got into the room she said take off everything expect underwear. I stripped nude and laid onto the table. When she walked in she didn't even flinch at the sight of me. She just started massaging my body for like 30mins then asked looking at my dick you want cum? She asked for 40$. I said ok. Thought she was going to just do a hj but she just started sucking felt amazing for 30secs than I cummed and that brought regret.

>> No.25222856

>>25222522
coooming early is not bad if you go for a couple more rounds

>> No.25222899

The only girl I had sex with wanted to take my virginity. Was with her for a lil bit but haven't had any since then. Not sure if that even counts desu. Might aswell still be a virgin

>> No.25223064

>>25222785
I have no luck with tinder. Match.com I got messages at least.

>> No.25223133

>>25222856
do people last the shortest amount of time on the first coom or something?

>> No.25223157

>>25222282
That's what my dog is for.

>> No.25223198

>>25222703
You absolutely can get herpes from a bj.

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>>25223064
I mean if your paying I'm sure you would get more matches

>> No.25223260

>>25223133
Can't speak for others but for me it's always the case. Coom like lightning, hard in 5 minutes and can go for a lot longer. If she's not very tight I can avoid cooming a second time entirely and just plow her till she gets bored and fakes an orgasm.

>> No.25223281

>>25223200
holy shit this is hot

>> No.25223282
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>>25222282
NEVER

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>>25222282
God, I wish...

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>>25222282
Had it 16 times now with 4 different partners, starting at the ripe old age of 28. It changed nothing. Have it or don't have it, the true feels are within.

Once a sperg, always a spreg. It's in the mind.

>> No.25224197

>>25224160
P.s one of them was an 11/10. All that means is the sex has more eye candy. It feels the fucking same and you have to deal with an entitled bitch that thinks the world revolves around her perfect waist to hip ratio.

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>>25222282
Women are whooooorreeeessssssss

>> No.25224302

>>25222282
Had the goddamn sex. Overrated. Now I just want to make money.

>> No.25224365

>>25224197
How do you get an 11/10 as a 28 year old virgin

>> No.25224429

>>25224197
go humblebrag on tw*tter

>> No.25224457

>>25224365
By having a an A8 with six figure income. She was on me like a magnet.

Btw, I suffer from delayed ejaculation, so it takes me like an hour to coom the first time if I'm nervous, but my dick stays rock solid and gets harder until it starts to hurt. Impresses them nicely, but it don't feel good bro.

>> No.25224495

>>25224160
It's a good thing, you realized it's a meme that your biology tricks you into craving, now you can move on with what actually interests you.

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>>25224429
>stop having sex with hot chicks ahhhh

dude, it's not fucking even worth it. Find a homely, nice woman. She can be a 5/10, as long as she has a good brain you're MUCH better off than with a trophy cunt.

>> No.25224587

>>25224495
Yeah now I'm just lonely and in lust of a nice best friend girl I can laugh with and play vidya with and go for walks with. And since most women are slutty cunts these days, I'm in the same boat as the rest of you. No love because no good women. And frankly I give up.

>> No.25224644

>>25224457
>A8
What, you mean the car? I thought chicks don't care about cars as long it's not a piece of shit

>six figures
How would she even know what you make

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>>25222282
can you give me advice on that?

t.ricel

>> No.25224719

Has anybody found a legit nuru massage girl in the US? I see this shit pedalled by spam accounts on tinder and I have looked into it with their IG accounts they have linked but its all so obviously fake. I want to pay some free spirit massage girl to rub her naked body in oil all over mine