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>> No.25212485

>>25212458
1st for fuck jannies

>> No.25212500
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25212500

Uranium Chads ww@?

>> No.25212501

>>25212485
2nd for fuck trannies

>> No.25212505
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>>25212485

>> No.25212506

>>25212458
MARAbros......are you cashing out tomorrow or waiting.......

>> No.25212523
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25212523

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.25212531

>>25212458
first for me retarded ass forgetting the title

>> No.25212541
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25212541

pls no poltards this time

>> No.25212553
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25212553

Bros is this bearish or bullish for 5g?

>> No.25212551
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25212551

>>25212458
Give it to me straight guys, what is the dollar going to buy 10 years from now

>> No.25212566

>>25212531
It could be worse. It's a Sunday so nobody will probably care anyway.

>> No.25212592

>>25212551
Your mom

>> No.25212596

To pump AMZN I am going to dutifully lick the toes of Jeff Bezos. You can thank me later.

>> No.25212669

>>25212553
I don’t think it matters or will impact the market since no one died

>> No.25212681

>>25212551
Not even a days worth of reparations to our vibrant population.

>> No.25212684
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>>25212505

>> No.25212685

>>25212553
They will just call the guy schizo and lock him up for life. 5g will be fine.

>> No.25212689

I own 1 single litecoin just to pretend like i fit in with the rest of this board.

>> No.25212700
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25212700

>>25212458
Save this for tomorrow, OP.

>> No.25212713
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25212713

>>25212523

>> No.25212732

>>25212689
Diversify and buy a LINK.

>> No.25212739
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>>25212713

>> No.25212745
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25212745

>>25212541
Do you know where you are newfag?

>> No.25212753

>>25212553
Why did this story "blow up" so much in the first place? Nobody except one guy died, right? Meanwhile you have stories about hundreds of kids getting rescued from a pedo circle or 30+ people getting shot every single weekend in Chicago, but nobody gives a fuck except the local news

>> No.25212760

>>25212410
I don't understand your point here. I get it's easier to control a mutt populis, but I don't see how that's relevant to political structuring by the US military. The US has much much less muslim immigrants then the nordic states for a reason, we are attempting to collapse the nordic states not our own. Your point makes little sense to this argument at large beyond just the fact you are indeed talking about immigration. Whether or not this fact makes you mad it is a fact of the discussion, we are not discussing whether china is more based than the US we are discussing the long term military viability of a state like China that is investing in the middle east while the united states plays government collapse games with nordic countries who have vast RE metal and oil reserves that are melting.

>> No.25212764

>>25212458
You forgot the title you brainlet

>> No.25212772

>>25212732
NO i buy BARF
they farm bitcoin and they barf, from drinking too much. BAsed

>> No.25212790
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25212790

ALPP

And nothing else.

>> No.25212810

>>25212753
I'm still completely out of the loop with that story. Can't be bothered to look into it either.

>> No.25212816

>>25212500
Reportan!

Bitcoin and ethereum are going nuts this weekend. Gbtc and ethe will probably be an easy few day swing this week. Buy at open before it pumps too hard.

>> No.25212817

So what's gonna happens to stock value when the feds rise the interest rates again?
Or its a nothing burger?

>> No.25212835
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25212835

>>25212553
Bearish for att.
Its an obvious coverup
This was a secret facility accident or black ops shir gone wrong. Either way att had some real shit housed here that blew up
The reaction from feds and authorites just show they were cleaning up the area and trying to limit as much proof getting out as possible.

>> No.25212840

also kek blessed us last night go check the thread

>> No.25212865

>>25212541
Politics directly impacts the stock market. This isn't your safe space jew.

>> No.25212874

>>25212753
A bomb exploding on Christmas is big news, especially since it’s not clear why the guy did it. It’s going to be forgotten quickly tho

>> No.25212905
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25212905

>6,5 hours until futures open
remember - no cunny posting

>> No.25212934

So, UUUU dip tomorrow or Tuesday?
I want more but I don't want to fuck my cost average too bad, I'm so comfy under 3 right now

>> No.25212951

>>25212817
What's gonna happen to stock value when Martian stocks relist on their own exchange?

>> No.25213016
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>>25212905
I'll post what I want jannie!

>> No.25213023
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>>25212745
>>25212865
>>25212790
>>25212840
Post portfolios now.

>> No.25213032
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25213032

SIGN THE FUCKING BILL TRUMP GOVERNMENT WAGIES NEED TO GET PAID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25213060

>>25213032
No fuck that bill. Don’t sign daddy trump!!

>> No.25213110
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25213110

>>25213023
>post your holdings so our jews can search all the brokers to find you
No thanks Jew

>> No.25213132

>>25213023
>I'm seething goyim
>give me your portfolios
>I will crash every stick you own

>> No.25213136
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25213136

>>25213060
THIS. I NEED CHEAPIES

>> No.25213147

>>25213023
No. I have 3 different portfolios, and i post them depending on which alter ego i want to be that day.

>> No.25213148

>>25213023
Im holding over 1000 shares of MLR
MLR destroys the jew

>> No.25213164

>>25213032
>he can't hold out during negotiations
Do you want $600 now or $2k in a week? Note: The answer determines your skin color.

>> No.25213191

>>25213032
>sign gimped bill
Bad idea, Americans need money now, which the bill doesn't meaningfully provide to them. Americans will also need money down the road, which the bill will give away to other countries.
Trump should sign his bill, the one that gives money to Americans without randomly throwing most of it away.

>> No.25213225

Just canceled a bunch of buy orders for riot/Mara Monday morning that I made due to fomo from the Bitcoin surge

>> No.25213245
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>>25213110
>>25213132
>>25213147
>>25213148
>crying instead of taking a simple screenshot
Sub 4k Goyim cattle poorfolios confirmed. None of you will ever make it.

>> No.25213261

>>25213191
>Americans need money now
No we don't. We need our spineless shabbos goy politicians to end lockdown over some stupid cold.

>> No.25213281
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25213281

WHAT STOCK WILL 3x THIS WEEK

>> No.25213290

>>25213191
After all this BS they literally could have just wrote 1 bill that plainly says, “give 50k per adult 10k for persons under under 18” and it would have been cheaper and more effective at helping the market. Could have been evenly divided for a year or so too instead of lump sums so maybe people dont kill themselves with retarded decisions in the first 5 minutes.

>> No.25213294

>>25213164
>tfw you make too much to get stimulus whether it's 600 or 2000.

>> No.25213301
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25213301

SNDL

>> No.25213304

>>25213281
BOTY

>> No.25213311

>>25213281
One of them. But you have to pick wisely!

>>25213294
iktfb

>> No.25213312

>>25213245
I literally told you what i owned fucking retard also im mostly cash rn because shits gonna crash soon

>> No.25213316

>>25213245
I have a job and this year was my best ever in the market. Brainwashed jew lovers that watch talmudvision and are afraid to work are the only ones missing out. I made so much I don't think I qualify for the stimulus checks anymore.

>> No.25213320
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25213320

>>25212485
Based
https://youtu.be/6xM5_wkcal0

>> No.25213343

>>25213304
How do I buy? Boomerdelity doesn't allow this pink sheet.

>> No.25213366

>>25213294
Wife and I both made just under the threshold by pennies.
>stay jelly successful anon

>> No.25213367

>>25213312
I didn't ask you and you still haven't posted a screenshot.
>>25213316
Sure it was. Post portfolio or take your pills.

>> No.25213374
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25213374

Is BFT a buy??

>> No.25213417

>>25213367
Im not im forever holding MLR stock i just wanted you to know that

>> No.25213444

>>25213316
I personally look forward to when NEETs parents die and leave them nothing because they hate them. Then I'm gonna hire said NEETs to clean up my cummies and wipe my bum for minimum wagies.

>> No.25213459

>>25213366
>>25213311
I should also mention Trump has a new demand. Now it's not JUST 2000 for adults, but 2000 for dependents too. UI has just lapsed (as of 12:00 AM today), so he has no reason to give in.

>> No.25213462

>>25213367
>take your pills.
I bet you have so many genetic defects from inbreeding that you think it's normal to be on medications. Which defects do you have jew?

>> No.25213500
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25213500

>>25212500

>> No.25213502

>>25213459
That would be 6k for me then. What would I buy????

>> No.25213519

>>25213374
yes

>> No.25213554

>>25213462
I'm not Jewish. They control you and live in your head and you will never make it because you're a permapoor nigger. Post your poorfolio instead of coping and deflecting.

>> No.25213570
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25213570

>>25212541
You’re not safe from us here, schlomo.

>> No.25213586

>>25213554
>I'm not Jewish
We already established you are. You recoil whenever we say the word jew.

>> No.25213627

>>25213586
Weird how you're still not posting it. Must be really tiny. I'll admit I'm a dirty jew if you just post it how about that?

>> No.25213639

>>25212790
Finally people starting to take notice of this

>> No.25213642

>>25213627
Post your nose and a timestamp.

>> No.25213665

>>25212500
My nan buys and sells uranium glass, always gets stopped by Aus customs when she sells abroad

>> No.25213673

>>25213627
>thinks money makes him better than others
>yeah, well, so what if we use our power and wealth to destroy people and countries?
And you wonder why people hate you

>> No.25213681

>>25212458
>no title
>not even the word smg anywhere in the OP so this shit thread can be found
OP don't ever bake again. If you feel the urge to do so in the future just neck yourself instead.

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>>25213627
If i post my portfolio you have to spend your entire day like this. Although I imagine you already do.

>> No.25213707

>>25213023
200 shares of CLF
500 UUUU
1000 AUNFF
1000 AOTVF
20 TSM

>> No.25213720
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>>25212541

>> No.25213798

>>25212753
>30 niggers shot

See why nobody cares?

>> No.25213817

>>25213374
What did you think of this when you read it? https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1818355/000119312520311998/d54063d425.htm

>> No.25213834

>>25212458
>>25213681
hidden smg is kinda comfy i am not going to lie

>> No.25213840

>>25213642
No. Post your shit portfolio first.
>>25213673
Money and positions are the only things that matter here. I don't care what some fucking poor nigger screaming about kikes like he's on /pol/ thinks. Taking a screenshot is easy. If you all weren't so insecure about your portfolios you'd do it.

>> No.25213856

honestly if richfags posted their portfolios here it would cut down bigly on ironic FUD fucking people over, I suppose ironic FUD is something that keeps the place clear of outsiders though

>> No.25213870

>>25213840
Lol what a jew

>> No.25213874

>>25213817
Looks interesting ill probably buy on monday or wait for a dip what u think anon?

>> No.25213879

>>25213817
skimmed through that for like 10 min. Made me pretty happy and might go all in next dip. Seel my dkng for it.

>> No.25213885

>>25213840
You seem to only care about money. I bet your nose is bigger than your portfolio.

>> No.25213916

>>25213840
Sure Rabbi.

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>>25213885
>You seem to only care about money.
We are literally on a board dedicated to money and getting richer.
Take your fucking meds.

>> No.25213925
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25213925

>BUYING BFT IS BASICALLY BUYING ROBLOX

>> No.25213942

>>25213885
I only care about the freedom from wage cuckory that money buys me. So by default I only care about money. Don’t like it? Fuck off and dilate.

>> No.25213957
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25213957

The humans with the most reproductive fitness are those with the most money, power, and resources.
The humans with the most money, power, and resources are those who can predict the direction of the stock market; those who are bad at it will die penniless in the gutter thus removing themselves from the gene pool.
Ergo, humans will eventually evolve precognition.
QED

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>>25213856
I'm not a richfag exactly, but I have a 200k+ portfolio. The only /smg/ stocks I've got right now is UUUU so I can swing trade it. I'm more of a bank chad myself.

>> No.25213971

>>25213918
I invest in technologies I expect to flourish and improve society. Investing is a side hobby. There's nothing more pathetic than a jew that only cares about money. Now post your hideous nose.

>> No.25213977
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25213977

>>25213870
Cope. I'm a landlord too :^)
>>25213885
No shit. Why the fuck would you be on this board otherwise? Larping and seething like a fucking poor nigger like yourself?
You will never ever make it.

>> No.25213999

>>25213957
>The humans with the most reproductive fitness are those with the most money, power, and resources
Counterpoint, niggers.

>> No.25214005

>>25213971
Oh yeah like what? Why don't you post your portfolio then?

>> No.25214031

>>25213977
>No shit.
Well that settles that. You admit have a giant nose. Good talk jew.

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>>25213971
Not even the same faggot you were originally replying to you double digit IQ nigger.

>> No.25214055

>>25213261
Ha, Americans don't need that now, they've needed it since March. Check and mate, Anon.

>>25213290
We're gonna waltz out of all this with Republicans and Democrats having interfered with the socialist policies put forward by Trump, and it's gonna get spun back into the same fucking narratives.

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>>25213681
>>25212764
baited for this exact response

>> No.25214079

>>25214031
So oh mighty enlightened one, what exactly have you accomplished other than looking like a fucking retard by proving that anon is a jew?
Dumbass.

>> No.25214093

New Thread
>>25212458
>>25212458
>>25212458
>>25212458

>> No.25214105
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>>25213971
That's why you won't /makeit/ anon

>> No.25214116

>>25213971
Name one that has profited or grown in value. The only tech that really benefits society is what ever pulls resources out of the ground or produces food for the least amount of money.

>> No.25214126

>>25213969
Bank of america im planning on dumpoing all my money into as my safe hold soon

>> No.25214138
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Really great thread you guys got here. I leave for a fucking month and this is what I come back to?

>> No.25214156

>>25214138
Then you should post something useful. Be the change you want to see in this thread.

>> No.25214164

>>25214116
>produces food for the least amount of money
HYFM?

>> No.25214166

>>25214116
Tesla

>> No.25214172

Saw Stimulus checks or strike trending on twitter, WTF are neets gonna strike from? Eating tendies and reading reddit?

>> No.25214184

>>25214093
You too, thanks.

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>>25212541
Go back to /r/wallstreetbets homo. This is chaos country

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>>25212541
>>25213245
Why yes, I go to /pol/, how could you tell?

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>>25213856

>> No.25214306

I invested in Tesla. Not only will electric cars free us from oil wars that benefit Israel, but the company is run by a CEO that called out the jewish monopoly on the media. Nothing infuriates the jew more than noticing and publicly naming them.

>> No.25214307

>>25212541
>retard animoo girl
>p..pls no no ebil boogey man
Get out r*ddit

>> No.25214349

>>25214253
>>25214276
See how easy it is to do?
>>25214306
Meanwhile
>calling it "Tesla"
>still hasn't posted a screenshot

>> No.25214359

>>25213856
FUD and bait are important to keep the retards out

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>>25214307

>> No.25214381

Are you guys buying OCGN at monday?
$10 EOW easily

>> No.25214395
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>>25214166
When Tesla builds a car that poor people just have to own and pimp out then we will see a real profit. I owned TSLA as well but compare to CHD. So long on oil, REITs, and useless shit poor fags and wag chucks have to have.

>> No.25214414

Buy DUDE WEED calls for when the good guys (the Democrats) win the Georgia Senate runoffs.

>> No.25214417

>>25214381
>$10 EOW easily
Why?

>> No.25214480

>>25213874
>>25213879
Ok, let's develop your independent thinking a bit. What are some problems you could see on slide 35?

For example, what does the fourth bullet really mean?

What does this type of ownership period typically mean?

Does this 27% net income CAGR period correspond with any of the future leadership on slide 3?

>> No.25214489

>>25214306
But until the proper infrastructure to support the electric car is built it is still just a gadget.

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25214561

>>25212865
>Politics directly impacts the stock market. This isn't your safe space jew.

>> No.25214588

>>25214561
Post portfolio.

>> No.25214612

>>25214561
Jokes on the big guy. That baby is mine!

>> No.25214636

honest question, is it possible to learn about stock market and get enough money to stop being a wageslave?

>> No.25214666
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25214666

But seriously. How far up is BABA going Monday?

>> No.25214673
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25214673

The R*ddit faggot is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a faggot, nigger, kike, retard, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him to post portfolio and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>> No.25214715

>>25214636
Start out with good dividend paying stocks to supplement income and invest long term with growth stocks. Don’t try to get rich quick. Short answer. Yes.

>> No.25214716

>>25214636
You have to have a decent amount of starting capital in order to make it. Be that a second mortgage or a margin account, whatever, just don't lose.

>> No.25214722

>>25214636
I don’t know but I’m winging it to see.

>> No.25214736

>>25214480
Okay explain

>> No.25214738

>>25214673
Post portfolio

>> No.25214763

>>25213245
Don't post screenshots, this guy will steal your stocks! Tomorrow you'll have NOTHING.

>> No.25214805

>>25214636
Yes, hell you don't even need to know anything to go the reddit FIRE route.

>>25214736
Come on, little NPC, I know you can at least venture some guesses here. I believe in you!

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>>25214636
Probably in your mid-20s, low income, start capital minimal at best, etc etc. Putting two and two together I would say no.. BUT starting now would land you a good retirement anon

>> No.25214835

>>25212745
>>25212865
>>25213570
>>25213720
>>25214193
>>25214253
>>25214307
must be 18+ to post here

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25214851

>>25212745
>>25212865
>>25213570
>>25213720
>>25214193
>>25214253
>>25214307

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>>25214835
Oy vey

>> No.25214870

What is NAV in relation to spacs?

>> No.25214875

IM COMING TO FUCK

>> No.25214888

>>25213856
Deliberately misleading FUD and bait are essential pleb filters.

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Any dumb bobos here? I wanna kick your asses.

>> No.25214955

>>25214805
Idk man is it some sort of chinese shit mabye

>> No.25214980

>it took memeddit 150 posts to find this thread

>> No.25215004

>>25214835
>>25214851
Triggered R*ddit faggot with VPN.

>> No.25215008

>>25214828
too few young people care about their rent, I didn´t think about it too, because I thought my country will give me gibbs anyways (Live in Europoor country). I started to inform myself and realized:
- These fuckers will tax my rent in the future
- I had to start working at 25 in a very high paid job to get something around 1300 after taxes (at a normal inflation rate)

I don´t want to think about how many people will have to collect bottles in the future.

>> No.25215012

Imagine going to a community and trying to convince them they aren’t.
kek
It would be like going to reddit and trying to convince everyone they arent faggots

>> No.25215033

>>25215008
I mean pension.. not rent

>> No.25215038

>>25214870
Investopedia's a bit light on explanation, so check out https://accelerateshares.com/blog/the-art-of-spac-arbitrage/.. Ctrl-F for "SPAC's NAV".

>>25214955
"Exited high-risk business in Asia, reducing earnings volatility" - does that strike you as bit of a euphemism?

>> No.25215046

I think the best play on Monday is to buy NAK. NAK is totally a sleeper that will pop to 5x by Thurday. Buy NAK

>> No.25215064
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OPTIchads... Thursday is so close i can taste it. been hodling for a month, can't fucking wait.

>> No.25215070

>>25214870
It means SPACs only go up.

>> No.25215087

>>25215038
Nigaa im a retard just tell me

>> No.25215117

>>25215087
Then you will hurt yourself. You don't even know enough to get value out of asking /smg/ questions in the future. I have to, in good conscience, tell you to stick to index funds.

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25215126

>>25212500

>> No.25215137

I GOT 1K$ TO DROP AT OPENING GIVE ME A PLAY

>> No.25215144

>>25212458
>did buy Tesla at 200
>didn’t buy at 300
>didn’t buy at 500
>didn’t buy at 600
You are here
>didn’t buy at 700
>didn’t buy at 900
>didn’t buy at 10,000

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>>25214307
>no boogey man
the irony poltard

>> No.25215199

>>25215117
I legit want to understand this

>> No.25215215

>>25215117
Lmfao

>> No.25215227

>>25215144
I bought at $188

>> No.25215274
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25215274

>>25215144
i can't invest in what i don't understand, and i have no idea why the fuck TSLA keeps going up. from what i understand it's some weird combination of hype, cult following, and elon being able to borrow huge sums of money using his stock price as collateral which allows him to invest in further memes which further causes hype that causes the stock price to rise, despite them not making any money in forever.

i don't get it. feels like a house of cards that's gonna crash some day. i made thousands off of the forward split because it felt like guaranteed free money (and was, same as AAPL, same as any FAGTMAANN stock that forward splits any time in the future btw), but even that felt sketchy and I put twice as much of my money into AAPL as I did TSLA.

>> No.25215292

>>25215274
Dude he just did a software update where your horn makes a fart noise instead

BULLISH AF MOON MOON BUY

>> No.25215329

So because RobinZoomers don't have access to warrants that must mean they're a high-IQ investment right?

>> No.25215348

>>25215199
If I tell you what's good or bad about BFT, you won't grasp the underlying principles. You may invest correctly and even profit but, overconfident and overleveraged, you'll stumble blindly into the next SPAC your bruvs have heard of and get wiped. Seen it a thousand times.

Just go buy 100% VTI and don't sell it for two decades.

>> No.25215395

>>25215348
I haven't invested in spacs before man and ive just started learning about them is there any way you could explain to me what all the stuff you said means

>> No.25215421

>>25214116
AQB.

>> No.25215424

>>25215395
Just buy vale leaps if you wanna gamble

>> No.25215461

>>25215395
https://corpgov.law.harvard.edu/2018/07/06/special-purpose-acquisition-companies-an-introduction/

>> No.25215468

I can’t wait to watch futures go up all night and see my stocks shit themselves 1 minute after open

>> No.25215475

Monday may be your last opportunity to bag epic cheapies. Cause everyone expected the Stimulus/funding bill to be signed. It didn't. The market (and big fat cat institutions) hate unexpected things (see COVID). In a way I'll miss trump; unplanned shit was a way of life for him.

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>>25215468
I can´t wait to see congress crash the markets, because they want to give more money to their special interests than to Americans

>> No.25215548

I got 200 bucks and have room temp IQ, how do I get into this investing and trading thing?

>> No.25215573

>>25215395
SPACs require you to either evaluate the company being bought or the hype of the investors around it (see >>25215274 for a convenient example of hype driving valuations).

In the former case you need to be able to see through a company's bullshitting slides, in the latter case to make judgements independent of crowds (i.e. buy and sell *before* everyone else does).

Going by your posts so far you need a more critical eye and independent judgement for either approach. The spoonfeeding you require means you should stick to index funds, or, hell, probably target date funds.

>> No.25215583

>>25215548
links in OP, fren

>> No.25215598

>>25215548
Ethe at open tomorrow and watch it like a hawk.

>> No.25215599

>>25215505
Isn't the stim not getting passed? Dip in everything? Even PMs?

>> No.25215610

>>25215329
Don't buy warrants, that means the cops can come after u

>> No.25215611

>>25215573
I actually think mabye i understand something dont laught at me but the 27 % growth was from risky shit in china and now that they exited that there wont be that big of growth (the 27%) in the future ? Mabye am i on the right track?

>> No.25215612

>>25215548
I'd buy UUUU or MARA

They are in your budget and getting shilled pretty hard here. I personally feel GME is going to 30+ but at it's current price it's a little high for you.

>> No.25215629

>>25215548
Don't open a Robinhood, they don't have BOTY or other high quality stocks. Try etrade or something.

>> No.25215652

Guys BTC can't just keep going up like this...r-r-right? Haha...

>> No.25215678

>>25215548
Gamble on options 200 is nothing

>> No.25215685

>>25212458
Weekends are for researching alt projects. Now BOND is up for screening. So far looking pretty amazing

>> No.25215690

>>25215192
Israel will actually abduct you from your home and torture you. Google Adolf Eichmann.

>> No.25215695

>>25215611
Now your wheels are turning. I don't care enough to dig into it, but it probably wasn't necessarily risky shit and not necessarily in China. What that bullet tells me is they don't have enough talent to compete in that market. And if, say, India's Paysafe kicked their ass over there, what's to stop it from kicking their ass in Europe?

>> No.25215710

Anyone else in SHMP?

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>>25215652
More like USD, EUR, and JPY can't keep plummeting like this. R-right?

>> No.25215738

>>25215583
I've read the pastebins for terminology, management and brokers but I don't know where to go from there
>>25215612
>>25215599
Alright thanks for the pointers anons, anything important need to know before going in?

>> No.25215759

>>25215695
Well my thought process was to buy it as a short term investment isnt that what all spacs are anyways

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25215779

>>25215725
Why didn't I buy MARA/RIOT/BFARF calls, why didn't I kneel to the cryptochads?

>> No.25215783

>>25215738
Do you have a brokerage account set up yet?

>> No.25215790

>>25215738
Buy high sell low, also check your account hourly if not more often than that. It'll help.

>> No.25215870

>>25215779
Not investing in btc at 24k was smart

>> No.25215871

>>25215710
i fucking love shrimp

>> No.25215918

>>25214395
have you ever seen a telsa in a wreck?

>> No.25215993

>>25215759
All investments are short term, depending on your perspective. But reread >>25215573. You're evaluating company + hype, and the shorter the term, the more you're betting on hype and timing the behavior of everyone *else* involved with BFT.

>> No.25216028

>>25215064
Worth buying Monday to sell Friday? What sort of bump are you anticipating, what price point is too high to buy in?
Don't want to retard FOMO into it too high but have a little cash free and looking for a quick ride

>> No.25216042

>>25215993
I mean the hypes there i would say

>> No.25216129

>>25215783
Nope, but now I got the warning of not going RH. will open it tomorrow.

>> No.25216141

>>25215612
>just buy a stock that went up 400% in a month bro, what could go wrong?
I can't tell if you're retarded or just want to lose that guy money

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how red will we be this week

>> No.25216217

>>25215678
Don't gamble. Use the 200 as the first leg of a DCA strategy with more income you get in the future.

>> No.25216245

>>25216042
OK, now think - if the hype's already there, will the future price go up or go down?

Also hype trading requires a good, distributed network of sentiment analysis plus raw experience. If this is, like, your second ever trade and you're basing it on "a couple of me mates", you probably won't have a good sense of where the hype is on a stock.

>> No.25216254

>>25216129
just go with td ameritrade, their thinkorswim platform alone is worth its weight

>> No.25216266

>>25215993
>>25216042
If you're investing in a SPAC on hype, why would you choose BFT over PSTH?

>> No.25216267

Do you guys think that ALPP will keep going up because of the NASDAQ announcement? Will OPTI go up until the 31st?

>> No.25216285

I think intel will actually be a good long term play. Mobile Eye will probably be the first to release a self driving car, and apple will just spend a bunch of time and energy into making it look slick.
XL calls
FCEL calls
UUUU calls
Maybe IVR calls all for 1/15

>> No.25216292

>>25216266
Ive been looking at psth aswell

>> No.25216297

>>25216254
Plus it has America in the name, which means it's backed by the government so you legally can't lose money.

>>25216266
>Tontine Holdings
I don't want to bet on Bill Ackman dying before me. That's fucked up.

>> No.25216310

robin hood unironically protects normies from gambling away their money on otc picks that biz finds, it also inadvertently keeps you poor. Etrade or any banker brokerage is fine.
>>25215779
Barf is epic, im making money from fucking barf

>> No.25216321

>>25215274
This is the elon circle of memes, what dont you understand? Soon he will do shrooms on some talkshow and TSLA 10k will be a reality

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Ready Player Two, the film version is in the works. Original cast is under contract to be in it.

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>>25215505
>>25215599
>NEET army comes out to make Orange Man king of the hikis because he was gonna give them money and congress wasn't

OH NO NO NO LEGISLATIVEBROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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>>25216321
Freshly baked bread that can actually be found
>>25216250
>>25216250
Freshly baked bread that can actually be found
>>25216250
>>25216250
Freshly baked bread that can actually be found
>>25216250
>>25216250

>> No.25216380

>>25215870
it was at like 23k on friday and now is 27k. if he had bought MARA calls they would be printing stacks for him on monday

>> No.25216382

>>25215475
>unplanned

What about "dementia addled"? Biden unironically wants Twitter to move all of Trump's followers over to Biden's version of the Potus account, because no one will follow Biden otherwise. Old man doesn't know how technology works? Sounds great for a volatile market.

>> No.25216445

>>25216382
>Biden unironically wants Twitter to move all of Trump's followers over to Biden's version of the Potus account, because no one will follow Biden otherwise. Old man doesn't know how technology works?
as retarded as that is I can completely see tw*tter's shitty pozzed as fuck admins actually doing it, and then adding their gay censorship 'warnings' to any posts orange man makes complaining about it

>> No.25216517

>>25212790
fuck I missed that train

>> No.25216559

>>25216445
He was "slamming" twitter because they wouldn't give him the followers. He's 79 and not doing fine but it doesn't matter. I don't believe he's all gone but I think what was once a "he's an old man hehe" meme has masked a mind clearly in a stage of dementia.

>> No.25216580

>>25216266
CAUSE I missed LCA

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>4 hours left
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>25216267
For ALPP, watch this: https://youtu.be/NKK3_K-NnvM
Airbus accepted restricted shares at $3.50 btw, so I think it will go to at least that. It may crab a bit or dip next week as people take profits on the news, but keep in mind the chart's past performance.
For OPTI, there will be heavy volume and probably move like a roller coaster until the news which will trigger a massive dump. There are a lot of people that still believe it's a scam and don't want to hold it, though it's slightly possible that news can change that.

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>>25216594
Fuck. I just want to put money in and make money, but if things are gonna be scary then I don't want to put a lot into volatile stocks.

>> No.25216809

Opinions on MP?

>> No.25216937

>>25212458
buy the EYEN dip. shit's got its product in phase 3. it will moon.

>> No.25217042

>>25216809
Their EV magnet manufacturing dreams are farfetched and more than likely to fall through or not be profitable and the mine they operate has failed multiple times in the past. Domestic rare earths sounds like an amazing strategic resource but turning that into a good investment without serious supply chain disruptions or war is hard.

>> No.25217238

>>25215046
>I think the best play on Monday is to buy NAK. NAK is totally a sleeper that will pop to 5x by Thurday. Buy NAK
Lol. I could also burn my money right away. Same effect. There is nothing coming up for it to pump it so high.

>> No.25217315

>>25217238
what are you talking about NAK is the best possible investment short/mid/long-term
if you don't like NAK there's something wrong with you
Love live NAK

>> No.25217445

>>25216028
some anon said potentially 0.70. more reasonably would probably be around the recent highs in the 25 cent range. you buy even now and you're looking at an easy 2-3x your money i'd say, maybe a lot more depending on how good the revenue report is on thursday.

me, im in at 4 cents and plan on selling at whatever it pumps to on thursday, im not greedy. you can stay in longer and take your chances if you like.

>> No.25217476

>>25215137
SQQQ

>> No.25217508

>>25215137
COUV

>> No.25217798

>>25214828
what would be your price point for wages to get out of wage slavery?