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/wtf/ was that?

>> No.25199851

>>25199823
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.25199878

zoom out

>> No.25199902

>>25199823
insufferable

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You ruined this meme for me. I hope you’re happy

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>>25199823
its dumping in sats as we speak

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>>25199823
oh no no no no no no

>> No.25199933

>>25199878
dilate

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>>25199919
to the moon, bobo

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>>25199915
seethe, cope, & dilate

>> No.25199968

>>25199930
LMFAO i can’t believe that’s ACTUALLY sergeys dad. these people are having a ball with everybody’s money.

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>$11.17

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>>25199930
comfy car. gmi

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>>25199985
>$1000 EOY

>> No.25200018

>>25199968
They turn a sharp corner and Sergey angrily slaps the back of the head of one of his employees. "God damn it Rory."

"What, what did I do" he stammers out.

"Nothing. Fuck you, that's what." Both Sergey and his Father burst into laughter as they turn another corner, "This is my office, just a black telephone and a oneahole to blow off steam and... of course" He opens up a closet and there in pristine condition are thirty different shirts, all of the same type.

"The classic Steve Jobs. Son, I am impressed. You've learned big business so well, I only wish your Grandfather was here to see you. He would be so proud how you've milked these internet losers for money."

"NEETs, Dad, they're called NEETs. And I couldn't have done it without your backing."

"Ah, I see your philosophy degree is hung up here."

"Yeah, they made fun of me for it, but I can't help but think it helps me out-think the Fudders. Every time they almost catch us and every time we cover it up."

"And your exit plan."

"Russia of course. They won't extradite."

"Well, you've raised so much damn money... is there a chance to actuallly of pulling it off?"

"Not a chance. There is zero need for a token, you know I thought about it for a while but most of these protocols could be funded just as progress goes along. I picked something intentionally easy to obsfucate but also very easy to develop, but just added a layer of decentralization to make it extra hard."

"Why? Why not just deliver oracles?"

"Because they're fucking useless Dad. Like tarot cards or any other indicator, you just need an API to connect. All we're doing is technically setting up a layer for people to create their own APIs to act as a node to deliver data."

"Ahh, yes data... yes certainly Data is a great scam, but it's old no?"

"Of course, "big data, data is the new oil, yada, yada", but just throw a token on there and the word decentralization and bam! You have big money."

>> No.25200025

>>25199930
kek you can see him in the reflection
his pants and autism shoes

>> No.25200332

>>25199823
-11% down today in sats value.
As much as I didn’t want to become he sold at low meme, I sold this shit.

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>>25199823
Tomochain trend reversal.