Nyc is the best for /biz/ness men

[Anonymous No.25192192]

>move to New York
>Exposed brick loft in brooklyn
> Remote "Work" from quirky coffeeshops that play aphex twin
>Log off after 3 hours
>Make 200k
>Chat up cute hipster girls at the coffee shop
>Their bangs and doc martens look so cute
>Bisexual couple
>Invite them up to my place, tell them I have an espresso machine and no rats or roommates
>They're impressed. Plus theyre white, epic win
>We have threesome, everyone has multiple orgasms
>Start meeting up twice a week doing this
>Lead scrum calls while getting my balls licked
>Get call from supervisor
>Getting a 10k bonus and a 5% raise
>I don't do shit lol, feels good man

I love nyc. Why would anyone live anywhere else?

[Anonymous No.25192214]

Nice larp blog post
Now kys

[Anonymous No.25192327]

How about you take half that rent money and get a mansion in Bali instead?

[Anonymous No.25192526]

>>25192327
There's no ambiance and culture in Bali

[Anonymous No.25192601]

>>25192192
How many years does it take for the NY stench to stop permeating through your every pore once you leave that shithole? Serious question.

[Anonymous No.25192644]

>>25192192
Is anything even open in new york right now? I thought they were getting raped by covid so hard they were in a perpetual lockdown.

[Anonymous No.25192667]

>>They're impressed. Plus theyre white, epic win

Kek this is quality pasta material. Imagine living somewhere so (((diverse))) that your impressed you found 2 "white" people

[Anonymous No.25192675]

>>25192601
>>25192644
cope

[Anonymous No.25192691]

>>25192192
Aids

[Anonymous No.25192714]

>>25192526
implying I want to be any part of that (((culture)))

[Anonymous No.25192717]

>>25192644
wall street anon reporting in
everything is open but i think this week they closed indoor dining again (it reopened after summer) so you have to eat and drink in tents with questionable heating they placed on sidewalks
also official parties allowed but they are happening and it's not hard to get in if you ask around

[Anonymous No.25192751]

>>25192327
are we even allowed to enter Bali right now??

[Anonymous No.25192766]

>>25192644
wall street anon reporting in
everything is open but i think this week they closed indoor dining again (it reopened after summer) so you have to eat and drink in tents with questionable heating restaurants placed on sidewalks
also no official parties allowed but they are happening anyways and it's not hard to get in if you ask around

[Anonymous No.25192771]

>>25192675
My question about covid in new york was genuine, answer me faggot.

[Anonymous No.25192789]

>>25192192
Nyc seems to be the place to make money. Not to live long term if you want to keep your sanity and avoid binge drinking every weekend.

[Anonymous No.25192790]

>>25192192
sounds very jewish to me, no thanks buddy

[Anonymous No.25192793]

>>25192766
Ah that's not as bad as I thought.

[Anonymous No.25192808]

>>25192192
Why would I want to move to a city that's over 70% non-white?

[Anonymous No.25192810]

>>25192192
There's a difference between white and Jew. You fucked two Jewish demons, congrats.

[Anonymous No.25192829]

>>25192667
>>25192714
>Triple parentheses

Outside of israel, NYC is the biggest khazar milk farm. I have SEX with jewesses all the time and shit is honestly cash. Keep being antisemitic bro you can go to sleep every night knowing you'll never taste that sweet sweet khazar milk

[Anonymous No.25192836]

>>25192644
Nope Nyc is totally closed, only delivery and takeout food.

City is dead

[Anonymous No.25192844]

>>25192192
based. Everyone on here copes from their 80k flyover ranch houses about >muh onions, muh taxes
never understanding what they are missing

nowhere on earth is like nyc. the greatest city in the greatest country

[Anonymous No.25192858]

I've always found the hustle and bustle of New York to be fuckin cool to be honest. 80s movies really made it seem awesome. But I'd rather get a mansion in a safe neighborhood at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.25192875]

>>25192844
upvoted

[Anonymous No.25192880]

>>25192793
yeah not bad at all compared to some countries in europe right now but then of course you still have to wear a mask in museums, shops etc.
most companies still work from home too, my firm is like 90% home office at this point and coming in is voluntary (mostly meant for people with kids I guess)

[Anonymous No.25192882]

I've been around the NYC area for 20 years.
The only good thing about the city is the quality and number of women, everything else about it is literal garbage.

[Anonymous No.25192917]

>>25192192
This is the shittiest larp, you cant even sit in a coffee house in nyc right now you fucking imbecile. you people dont actually believe this shit do you? Saged

[Anonymous No.25192931]

>>25192675
wtf what happened to the two big towers?

[Anonymous No.25192995]

>>25192917
you could up until a week ago (they would leave a lot of empty space between tables and discourage guests from mingling though) and you still can as long as they have outdoor seating area

[Anonymous No.25193016]

>>25192192
more like
>move to NYC
>exposed brick bachelor suite that has your bathroom in the same general location as your kitchen which is 5ft from your bed (all in the same room)
>costs $2800/month
>almost certainly has rats and cockroaches
>most off the appliances dont work
>get a job at the coffee shop down the street
>barely make enough to survive
>no qt's talk to you
>0 orgasms that aren't self-inflicted

[Anonymous No.25193121]

>>25193016
>>almost certainly has rats and cockroaches
this is the only thing i hate about the city honestly
i rented a few places here already and even in the nicest ones in modern residential towers you would find a cockroach occasionally
never had rats in apartment but i did have a mouse once back when i was living in brooklyn
also tons of rats on the streets and in the subway

[Anonymous No.25193180]

>>25192192
WHAT NYC is the fucking worse place
you have to be an acreddited investor to be allowed to invest your money

[Anonymous No.25193291]

>>25192882
Smells like garbage, food is overpriced, milk expires faster, rats outnumber people 10 to 1, overcrowding with illegal immigrants, over abundance of malcontent ride share drivers that got scammed into taking an auto loan from uber, I was trying to drive to work this morning and some crackhead was wandering around in the middle of essex street trying to sell a dvd player. ( who the fuck owns a dvd player anymore any way, for real this guy just wanders up to my car and starts showing me the used out of box dvd player and when i gesture to him im not interested, he decides to try and show off the remote for it. Like wtf, im supposed to be impressed you didnt lose the remote for it?) Dirt bike gang chimp outs, Strung out junkies layed out on 125th and 3rd like some kinda homeless camp, drug infested parks in every borough. I could go on and on about this rat infested shithole but the thing that pisses me off the most, restrictions on crypto currency. Cant wait til my lease is up, headed to NJ.

[Anonymous No.25193331]

memes aside i don't understand why every /biz/ anon who is or claims to be from nyc sounds incredibly gay and boring, in a tryhard way
you'd think california would be much worse, but the faggotry of calianons is much tamer in comparison
there's a special bugman quality to newyorkers here, a stench of dude in his 20s with meme depression who looks at his bank balance every day, is into psychedelic drugs and other stimulants, has a lot of casual sex or wishes he had a lot of casual sex, and has no meaningful friendships or relationships
just... why? why is every NYC anon this stereotype?

[Anonymous No.25193335]

>>25193291
I'm in NJ right now. It's shit too. Stay away.

[Anonymous No.25193360]

Live in Sydney, Australia
Earn 500k for a 9-5
Fresh air, easy access to the beach, free healthcare, 9/10 Blondes as far as the eye can see.
Stay away from the west where pajeets and Lebs roam.

[Anonymous No.25193379]

>>25193335
Negative, bloomfield here i come.

[Anonymous No.25193403]

>>25193331
>, a stench of dude in his 20s with meme depression who looks at his bank balance every day,

You don't do this?

>is into psychedelic drugs and other stimulants,

You're boring

>has a lot of casual sex or wishes he had a lot of casual sex,

Have sex in el

>and has no meaningful friendships or relationships

...aaand this is how you cope. Get therapy

[Anonymous No.25193420]

>>25192214
This.

[Anonymous No.25193428]

>>25193403
***Have sex incel

[Anonymous No.25193430]

>>25193331
If you had sex you would understand

[Anonymous No.25193465]

>>25192192
cringe

[Anonymous No.25193483]

>>25193331
>has a lot of casual sex or wishes he had a lot of casual sex
i fit every stereotype you listed except this one, broke up with my first and only gf of 5 years because of covid (we got stranded across different continents) and the pain is killing me
i don't want anything casual i just want to experience something like the relationship i had again before i die

[Anonymous No.25193490]

>mogs your city

>>25193360
>99% tax rate

[Anonymous No.25193512]

>>25193379
I'm right around the area. Plenty of illegals and immigrants in the area, most of the whites are old. It's better than NYC but hardly. Look into Morristown

[Anonymous No.25193556]

>>25193490
>boring food
>boring people
>too hot
>city feels fake like dubai even though the architecture is very creative
it's only fun if you want to bang asian chicks

[Anonymous No.25193649]

>>25192192
>Be OP
>Live in shithole crime ridden city
>Literally no white people
>Degenerate casual sex
Yeah imma pass on that one

[Anonymous No.25193769]

>>25193556

You can’t even get there now unless you have a vaccine pass. Fuck that shithole.

[Anonymous No.25193872]

>>25192808
Practice.

T. Former New Yorker. I can function literally anywhere.

[Anonymous No.25193939]

>>25192192
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.25194004]

>>25192995
OH BABY OUTDOOR SEATING IN A FOOT OF SNOW WITH THE FRESH SCENT OF EXHAUST AND PISS

[Anonymous No.25194097]

>>25192192
and then you woke up

[Anonymous No.25194171]

>>25192192
I live in NYC, work remotely, and it is a literal trash bin full of liberals, commies, and garbage on the streets. The girls that live here are probably the most self centered people you will ever meet, and 100% of the time will not talk to you - and if they do they will probably end up cheating on you with some other retard who "understands them"

[Anonymous No.25194174]

>>25193331
I grew up in NYC and got jumped many times. It was a hellhole then it’s a hellhole now

[Anonymous No.25194188]

>>25192192
>remote work
>choose to live in the most expensive city in the country
What an idiot.

[Anonymous No.25194248]

ok cool

[Anonymous No.25194311]

>>25192844
is the 1$ pizza still alive?

[Anonymous No.25194409]

>>25192192
>move to New York
>have to live in some shitty semi-gentrified neighborhood like bushwick
>places you can't even go because you're low class
>make 125k and pay over half in taxes
>more if you count fees and sales taxes
>only have money for ironically cheap beer and pizza
>cute hipster girls trying to "find themselves" with daddy's money
>don't sleep with you because they're looking for chad
>everyone's bringing back the 90's, which is fucking disgusting
>can't even afford a basic Breville espresso machine, let alone a German or Italian import
>blow the fuse every time you use your piece of shit to pull swill water
>meet poly couple while apologizing to poc publically for your crimes
>invite them to yourplace
>notice of rent past due on the door
>girl is fat with colored hair and the guy is a onions
>suck the guy's dick while the fatty watches on her phone
>fell obliged to do it again because you're a passive aggressive faggot who can't tell people no
>job calls
>got laid off and replaced by pajeets
>march for socialism and rent forgiveness
>get mugged by a black guy
>concede defeat and move back to your shitty hometown

[Anonymous No.25194568]

>>25192192
NYC is fun until it isn’t. Then it’s a crowded, smelly shithole full of violent apes, entitled whores, and soi guzzling retards.
Pic-related is where true /biz/raelis will be relocating at the end of this bullrun.

[Anonymous No.25194621]

>>25194568
>overpopulated capital of a destroyed empire thats more socialist than the us
Retard

[Anonymous No.25194626]

>>25194409
Absolute cope

[Anonymous No.25194690]

>>25194626
You just bragged about having sex with another man op. >>25194626

[Anonymous No.25194781]

>>25192192

I live in fucking Jew York.

I mined 1000's of BTC back in 2010. Never wasted them. Made lots of money in 2017, and still kept many thousands BTC for "little expenses".

I have a large apartment in the upper east side with a view to central park. I'm selling it and moving out of this city. It's completely destroyed after what happened this year.

[Anonymous No.25194819]

>>25193331
They’re fucking degenerate yuppies. Truly atrocious faggotry. There’s more Jews in Jew York than isreal. They can’t even smell the stink of their own shit.

[Anonymous No.25194945]

>>25192192
Flyover anon here. Can you kindly explain: when you are having sex with both a man and a woman, are you expected to do gay shit?

[Anonymous No.25195015]

>>25192192
>>25194945

They were both bi women you idiot

[Anonymous No.25195037]

I worked in nyc for 3 years while living on long island. While in my 20s. Not one time did I hang out or do anything fun after work. I just commuted home and spent zero extra minutes in le epic metropolis.
I don't think you'd even understand. I'm not making a point but I'm speaking the truth. Fuck normies.

[Anonymous No.25195104]

>>25194781
Upper Side Exodus, now it's full of homeless niggers infesting hotels and apartments. Best of luck bro. I'm going to become a fucking warlord in the upcoming collapse. Can't leave at the moment anyhow.

[Anonymous No.25195149]

>>25194781
What country would you advise a euro to move to, apart from Portugal?

[Anonymous No.25195291]

>>25195149
You're asking an American where to live? If it were up to me go to New Zealand or Switzerland for the long term security and safety. If a major war kicks off you're definitely safe in either of those places just don't live in either country's capital city.

[Anonymous No.25195378]

>>25195149

With the monees I'll buy apartments in Panang (Malaysia), Belgrade (Serbia) and Sydney (my motherland Australia). Yes, I'll get one in Coimbra (Portugal) too. I won't be spending most of my year in a single place anymore.

I hope this helps you somehow.

[Anonymous No.25195448]

>>25195104

Best of luck fren.
If you can, get out of the city.
If you can work remotely, go to a "free" state (FL, NH, TX, WY, AL) where at least you can defend yourself.

[Anonymous No.25195613]

>>25192192
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.25195661]

>>25192192
Is it larp?
And how much are the rent there?

[Anonymous No.25195664]

>>25192789
Whatever money you end up "profiting" from you will lose whe you hav eto pay your taxes. NYC charges you tax at the local, state and federal level and on top the highest rates in the nation. Fuck this shithole

[Anonymous No.25195679]

>>25192192
you are a libtard normie, go blog post wherever you came from

[Anonymous No.25195795]

>>25192192
have fun. i left that nigger-filled hell hole. i haven't seen a nigger in 7 months. i haven't SMELLED a nigger in 7 months. you know how good that feels?

[Anonymous No.25196097]

>>25195613
No matter how many times I read this pasta, it makes me irrationally angry, every..single..time.

[Anonymous No.25196390]

Based

[Anonymous No.25196474]

>>25195291
>Switzerland.
Kek. You will NEVER fit in with the Swiss and all your friends and children's friends will be expats from London or some equally shitty eurozone.

[Anonymous No.25196664]

>>25194409

[Anonymous No.25196785]

>>25192192
wow that whole day sounds shitty outside of the raise and bonus.

[Anonymous No.25197173]

>live in cockroach/rodent infested box for $3-5k a month
>work 100 hrs a week minimum
>200k jobs will have tens of thousands of people competing for one spot
>every girl you speak to have triple digit body counts
yeah, a great place alright...