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>> No.25186434

poop

>> No.25186446

Peepee poopoo

>> No.25186450
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>> No.25186454

First for qmci

>> No.25186457

Buy ABAXX REEEEEEE

>> No.25186465
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FUCK BABA I GOT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR YOU /SMG/ IT'S CALL

S
Q
Q
Q

GET FUCKED.

>> No.25186476

Present your feet to me Jeff Bezos. I will lick them and you will increase the value to shareholders.

>> No.25186484

Buy BABA. With Trumpedo gone Beijing Biden will help BABA become the new AMZN

>> No.25186492

>>25186465
The fundamentals of the NASDAQ are strong.

>> No.25186515

God I hate 30% flat tax in Finland. At least I only have to pay that after withdrawing the money...

>> No.25186531

>>25186484
Isn't it amazing it only took a few million and some bugpussy to sell the US out to China?

>> No.25186551

>>25186465
>President Harris will have TWELVE years in office.

>> No.25186552
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How do I turn my 85k in 100k next week?

>> No.25186556

>>25186531
The Jews know a good deal when they see one.

>> No.25186582
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>>25186552
*siiip*

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>>25186531
I for one welcome our new Bug leaders. If they do half of what they're doing to the Muslims there to niggers here we'll be looking great in 10 years.

>> No.25186595

>>25186399

RETARD MADE A THREAD

No.25185751
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>> No.25186605
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rate my portfolio:

GOLD (Barrick) - 50%
TTWO - 50%

>> No.25186610
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So about that 2000$....

>> No.25186632

>>25186465
I want to buy but 95 basis point expense ratio? What the actual fuck.

>> No.25186649
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I have around 5k In the bank and one thousand in stocks right now. I have good risk management skills, but want to just use all that money in the market, because i recently found online gambling and im starting to actually lose money.
Should i just put it in an ETF? or comfy longer term holds like LMT?
(am poor, starting to wageslave to build capital cause of desperation and boredom)

>> No.25186651
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my cunny portfolio is actually 100% tomboy

>> No.25186674

when is the rugpull? will it be another september tier baby rugpull?

>> No.25186733

>>25186589
is that fucking real kek

>> No.25186737
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>>25186674
Rugpull? But the pundits said we'll have another rally in Jan

>> No.25186739
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Are we getting a Santa Claus rally?

>> No.25186743
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25186743

my journey to be less poor continues...

...on Monday anyways

>> No.25186749

>>25186649
ETFs if you're just starting out. Keep at it fren, you'll make it.

>> No.25186759

>>25186632
>triple leveraged bear ETF
>but that expense ratio!
Belated Happy Hannukah to you.

>> No.25186767

>>25186739
On Christmas.

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>>25186674
>september
yep

there is so much cash constantly being pumped onto the market that there is no crash risk until September 2021

bears will lose all of their money in the next 8 months

>> No.25186783

Well expect a red day monday. Govt runs outta money, unemployment and eviction protections expire. Your $600 bonus money has gone poof as well. Due to a lack of a simple signature. While I'd be fucking glad for 4000 extra bucks (I'm married), the odds of that happening is slim to none, even with biden in office and even if dems take it all. Better to get 1200 v.s nothing at all. (I'm still employed)

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>>25186767
>christmas isn't until next year

>> No.25186806

The holy trio of SPACs with good management teams that haven't announced a target yet and below $11. Hold these and you will see plenty of gains.

FUSE - Fintech
SOAC - Green energy
NOAC - Plant-based company (see BYND and TTCF)

>> No.25186820

Redpill me on Softbank SPAC (SVFAU)

>> No.25186835
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>>25186783
How terrible. What could be the solution?

>> No.25186838

>>25186399
where's the SMG you tube fag or the random hentai link in the OP?

>> No.25186846

>>25186515
Really? ETFs and mutual funds are exempt from all taxes here in Greece. Stocks are only taxed 15% I think along with dividends.

>> No.25186847

>>25186783
Don't Americans get welfare? I'm a student and I get like 600 bucks every month, half of which I invest

>> No.25186870

>>25186846
Yeah... 34% if you make over 30k

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>>25186783
>red day monday
already happened on 14th

nice try Bobo

>> No.25186909

Whats the play monday boys

>> No.25186938

>>25186847
Well it depends. If your a woman who's got a kid you get all kinds of free shit. If you successfully scam the system and get disability even though nothing is wrong with you you get free shit. (but that requires a doctor who's on the take as well)

>> No.25186944

>>25186847
We have welfare and unemployment, but it only lasts for so many weeks. Typically it's a few months then the feds increased it to an additional 13 or so weeks. Basically, if you got laid off early into the pandemic, you're either close to or have already ran out of gov't assistance.

>> No.25186946
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>>25186909

pump

>> No.25186956

>>25186847
Students can take out government loans that are enough to cover college tuition + living expenses (which many supplement with part time work).

But direct payments from the government for shit are almost exclusively to single mothers or senior citizens.

>> No.25186966

>>25186870
Apparently stocks are also exempt from capital gains taxes and dividends are only taxed 5%. But this appears to only be for EU countries. What a meme state lmao.

>> No.25186972

>>25186820
Dunno about the spac, but Softbank have the greatest meme investors. It's how they ended up owning a quarter of BABA.

>> No.25186983

>>25186909
GME, SRAC, UNFI and KTOS

I already hold all of those except KTOS, I used to hold KTOS and I'm regretting having sold desu

>> No.25187004
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How to cope that almost every stock I jumped out of ended up going up by about 10% or greater? Or my favorite pick that ended up going up by nearly 100%?

Now Im almost entirely all in on some stock that just crabs and takes literal months before it gets a meaningful pump. I'm so tired of not pulling off succesful moves. I jump out after holding for quite a while and it finanlly decides to pump within 2 weeks. I jump in and it crabs or dumps for weeks or months.

This is so tiresome anons and I'm frustrated.

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>>25186909

>> No.25187012

>>25186743
What program is that?

>> No.25187053

I got unemployment once. I didn't really need it but I was able to claim it. So I was like why not you know. (back in 2005). They sent me a single check. Then they wanted me to jump thru hoops to keep them coming. I told them to fuck off after I cashed the first one. Like I said I didn't really need it to start with. I used the money to buy a gun (still got it)

>> No.25187054

>>25186983
Redpill me on ktos been hearing about it a lot

>> No.25187093
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>>25187012
MyStocksPortfolio app on android. It had a few quirks but it's better than using WealthShittle's chart.

>>25187054
>space command and control software
>autonomous fighter drones (Skyborg program competitor)
>military mixed reality training programs
It's basically a "future of warfare" pure play and buyout target, poke around their website and presentations.

>> No.25187100

>>25187004
if they didn't dip you are doing ok, just be happy you didn't get cleaned out

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>>25187004
don't sell your stonks unless you need the money for something else

money is constantly flowing into the market, the inflation is going up, the value of money is going down

the only losers are taxpayers who don't own any stocks

>> No.25187120

>>25186434
>>25186446
Based.

>> No.25187127
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>>25187054

>> No.25187132
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Spicy Rycey
http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/rolls-royce-share-price-forecast-123812778.htmlsoc_src=community&soc_trk=ma

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Buy Antisense Therapeutics (ANP on the ASX/ATHJF on the Pink Sheets) while you still can. Already a 2x bagger for me.

They are ready to start a pivotal Phase IIB trial in Europe next year to treat the inflammation associated with Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy.

Phase IIA results were very promising. Wilsons Advisory has a 12 month target price of 57 cents.
https://login.wilsonsadvisory.com.au/rsearch/Equity%20Research%20Report%20-%20ANP%20-%2016%20December%202020.pdf

>> No.25187164
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>Peepee poopoo

>> No.25187178
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>>25187004
>How to cope that almost every stock I jumped out of ended up going up by about 10% or greater? Or my favorite pick that ended up going up by nearly 100%?
are you me?

>> No.25187193
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>>25186399
Buy MNXXF

>> No.25187198

>>25187136
>all in on an aussie phase 2 biotech
godspeed retard

>> No.25187206

>>25186399
MARAbros.....i hope you bought the friday dip......

>> No.25187212

>>25186749
Any good SMG ETFs besides ARKK?, and i want to still grab at least one good defense stock for the next 4 years.

>> No.25187240

>>25187198
Thank you.

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>>25187206

>> No.25187296
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>>25187245

>> No.25187302

>>25187093
im guessing those big spikes are from adding money rather than gains?

>> No.25187309

>>25187206
Pump eet

>> No.25187331
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>>25186465
Look at the historical charts for SQQQ, its redder than China's flag

>> No.25187334

>>25187132
Yeah the GBX to USD converter says 3.0 is on the way soon. https://coinmill.com/GBX_USD.html#GBX=230

>> No.25187375
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I put 1k in a Bitcoin short, jeez I get rekt

>> No.25187388

thanks I have 1000 shares of FUSE

I will look into SOAC,

Thoughts on HZON, SVAC, and GSAH

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AAAAAAAAHAHHAHHHHHH

>> No.25187416

>>25187375
short xrp idiot , also frig off, also how do i short crypto

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>>25187402

>> No.25187432

>>25186605
Check out the HERO ETF. You need to diversify

>> No.25187438
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>>25187402
>he checked futures

>> No.25187439

buy THBR and GIK, both will be absolute meme stocks in 4-20 weeks

>> No.25187440
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>>25187302
thats why I post "absolute change" rather than portfolio value most of the time, yes

the big spikes not accounted for by deposits are mostly Gamestop, I've actually only invested $6k but $1k was transfered from a different investment account into this one

>> No.25187446

>>25187331
Long fingers, veiny forearms, no delts, 2/10 would not bang.

>> No.25187448

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG4iTGjuoKw


>Imagine niggers bought stocks instead of grillz and bullets

>> No.25187488

>paid spac scammers spamming
>none of mine mentioned
>feelsgoodman

>> No.25187495

>>25187446
She is a 6'0" 5 star athlete.

>> No.25187527

I have 500 dollars which stock should I buy?

>> No.25187549
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Oh it's fucking over.

You just know it's been everywhere for weeks already

>> No.25187550

>>25187495
gonna breed draft picks with her

>> No.25187557

>>25187527
some OTM yolo call on gamestop

>> No.25187592

>>25187549
Yes and Japan has just stopped international travel as well.
They are killing airlines, they dont' like them.

>> No.25187597

>>25187527
VLXVX, then focus on earning money at your day job.

>> No.25187624

>>25187549
that makes me sick, meme flu has been here for months,, my friend who parties all the time has had it thrice. Most likely 3 different strands, he has asthma and said the first time he actually thought me might die.

>> No.25187665

>>25186484
yeah keep buying shit registered in the Cayman Islands you retards.

>> No.25187683

>>25187549
Media still talking about corona virus in 2021?

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>>25187549

>> No.25187743
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>>25187692
This is not bullish for Gamestop

>> No.25187753
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>>25187692
>mfw supposed to be going to japan this month

>> No.25187765
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man I took 3 shis today, wtf is happening

>> No.25187768
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25187768

Im looking to throw 10k into BABA calls on monday. Any other chads plan to do anything similar?

>> No.25187779

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF 2000 DOLLAR STIMULUS HAPPENS? OR DOESN'T HAPPEN?

>> No.25187795

>>25186515
doesn't the government provide tax deferred or tax free accounts to trade in/hold your investments?

>> No.25187799

Anyone ever bought Kevin O'Leary's O'Shares ETFs? (OGIG, OEUR, etc)

>> No.25187812
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>>25187683
Im kinda surprised since Biden won and I though they would push it under the rug.

>> No.25187829

bros, I missed XPEV...

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>>25187799
I wouldn't buy a used car from Kevin O'Leary, much less worthless boomer ETFs.

>> No.25187867

>>25187768
I will buy 100k stock if it dips under 200

>> No.25187869

>>25187799
kek i was wondering this earlier. kevin is based

>> No.25187878

>>25187765
Dunno anon. I started liftan and got up to twice a day. It could be what you eat though. I had some chili on Wednesday and was brapping and shidding a lot (too many beans).

>> No.25187895

>>25187867
cash not shares, so 500 shares @ 199.99

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>>25187683
>>25187812
just wait until everybody gets the vaccine and they still don't cut this shit out lol, carrot and the stick

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>tfw 20k sitting in cash
I'm going to buy all your stocks at a BIG discount when stocks dump in February

>> No.25187905

>>25187753
Not anymore. It's a hard ban on all non-Japanese citizens entering the country, through the end of January. Unless of course they extend it

>> No.25187915

>>25187743
GME back to $16 "floor" until Cohen buys more

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>>25187779

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>>25187193
>MNXXF
Dont buy this. Look them up on youtube

>> No.25187959

So will they pass government spending?

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>>25187902

>> No.25187979

>>25187692
i really do hate getting news through tweets...sigh, too much speculation. Bullish for tech. Priced in.

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>>25187864
>>25187869

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>>25187692
Things like this are incredibly bullish for RBLX.

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I hope you bought TSLA anons

>> No.25188047

>>25187495
imagine the sons

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>>25187905
>It's a hard ban on all non-Japanese citizens entering the country
[Loud angry Commodore Perry noises]

>> No.25188078

>>25187959
The budget? No doubt, that's the magic of continuing resolutions.

The COVID relief + stimulus? Anyone's guess.

>> No.25188099

>>25187812
why would they? this is their only opportunity to destroy capitalism and push for their communism bullshit.

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>>25186399

Any XOM bros here?

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>>25187004
get 100 shares of the crab stock and sell calls every week or month. Covered strangle if extra cash

>> No.25188131

>>25188008
To answer your question, no, I don't think anyone here's buying them, look at their volume.

>> No.25188160

>>25186552
Rolls Royce

>> No.25188163

>>25187864
I would have more respect for most of those guys if they just admitted they grew up rich and made the most of their wealth. They are rich assholes that rob people blind, probably like their fathers did too. O'Leary isn't bad if you want investment advice though. He has stated Airlines will go belly up and we will have a third wave of restaurant closures. It looks like he was onto something.

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>>25188035
im putting 20k in RBLX but I dont like that they delayed it to jack the price up

>> No.25188211

I was too chicken to go in on OPTI and now it's up like 120%

And I'm 100% in cash, I'm a MORON

Market dip for my entry when

>> No.25188242

I present to you my worst stocks:
INTC
BABA
XOM

wat do? i have the least worry about XOM, it will turn for sure. not sure about the others tho

>> No.25188279

>>25186552
GHIV, THBR, RBAC maybe

>> No.25188280

>>25187193
what trading platform? its not listed on robinhood

>>25187206
what platform?

>> No.25188300

>>25188041
yes - it got included into SPY.

>>25188127
yes. moon mission soon, gonna add more probably

>> No.25188303

>>25188211
Buy at open on Monday ~.09 if you can

>> No.25188310

>>25188242
>dieing, bloated by diversity bureaucracy, falling two generations behind
>literally a Chinese ADR registered in the Cayman Islands
>oil xombie
Sell them all and buy things that aren't garbage

>> No.25188340

>>25187004
>How to cope that almost every stock I jumped out of ended up going up by about 10% or greater?
you don't
that happened to all the stocks i sold this year. i sold like a retard out of fear on the bottom with like 0,1%
exactly then they rallied

this is the worst feeling of all there is no cure. it's way worse then losing money, even

>> No.25188346

>>25188163
He laid out some dumb cunt on shark tank the other night who was trying to fund a shop for kids about not teaching your children to be mindless consoomers, and he's also bullish on psychedlic medicine. Seems pretty based to me.

>> No.25188357

>>25188127
By way of FENY

>> No.25188419

>>25187799
no and you shouldnt either

>> No.25188423

>>25187902
>>25187683
>>25187812
>>25188099

Not a /pol/ster but, I think Trump is going to pull through, my logic is:
>Pentagon stopped giving info to his team about national security
>Cuntmala hasnt given up her senator seat
>trump hasnt conceded 55 days later
>told staff they arent packing up
>has been calm and hasnt had any noticeable changes in emotion, speech, etc.,

I do think that he will pull off something, I do think 2021 is going to make 2020 look as if it was a fucking childrens movie. Just because of
>covid bullshit
>rising political divide, that is not going to 'heal' under a senile old puppet
>more and more of the SJW culture and pushing of class divides
>Monopolies pushing agendas

>> No.25188426
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>>25187004
laugh at people like me who sold QS at 11.46 on OCT 29th, then sold GHMI at 13.60 on NOV 25.

I am at 58k and could have been at around 300k by just holding.

>> No.25188508

>>25188423
>Trump is going to pull through
Just two more weeks.
Bro, if there was anything they would have dropped it.

>> No.25188529
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*makes you want to kill yourself for holding boomer stocks*

>> No.25188531

>>25188346
I listen to him, he has some good advice. I just don't think he knows much about actual rags to riches advice.

>> No.25188532

>>25188508
>they would have dropped it

Which side are we talking about?

>> No.25188536

>>25188211
a friend shilled a penny stock at 0.04 to me. it went up to 0.09 before i jumped in.

>> No.25188545

Naked puts aren’t risky

>> No.25188574
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>>25188529
1. Boomer stocks are retarded, we only hold meme stocks here
2. Most of us have some position in either BTC or bitcoin mining companies like MARA

>> No.25188577

>>25187779
Never happen. Hell $600 was a damn miracle considering who's in office.

>> No.25188613

>>25188423
I think America will last another 10 years tops but I'm not holding my breath that trump will pull though this.

The whole voter fraud this November just accelerated us 20 years faster to a secession in the US.

>> No.25188621

>>25188423
Trump is a grifter, why would he go anywhere unless forced to so when he's receiving tens of millions of dollars from his toilet lickers when according to his tax returns most of us made more than he did last year?

>> No.25188623

>>25188574
do you think bitcoin is decentralized?

>> No.25188632

>>25187004
.... by diversifying more and owning more than 2 stocks at a time ?

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>>25188623
I have no idea and don't care all I know is that it goes up. Gamestop goes up too, that's why it's my biggest holding.

>> No.25188693

>>25187765
>>25187878
Normal if your body is healthy. Fitness + good supply of food keeps your metabolism running fast.
I shit 5 times a day when I'm bulking.

>> No.25188711

>>25188423
We are going through the great tech reset, whether we want it or not. Trump did something for the past 4 years, but now it's making up for lost time. All he is doing is keeping the people that might be resisting distracted with false promises so they just sit on their ass and wait.

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>>25188574
I own mara, but I kind of want to buy an actual bitcoin miner. Have any anons bought one?

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>>25188621
>Trump is a grifter, why would he go anywhere unless forced to so when he's receiving tens of millions of dollars

>> No.25188737

>>25187665
yeah I wanted to buy Xiaomi stocks, couldn't find it on t212. Some anon directed me to frankfurt stock exchange where I found Xiaomi equities situated on Cayman Islands, gave up

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>>25187004
I know that feel bro

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>I shit 5 times a day when I'm bulking.

>> No.25188763

>>25188664
bitcoin miners will dump at 30 youd do well to be more skeptical of bitcoin at least gamestop is/was a decent value play.

>> No.25188803

>>25188763
I doubled my money on BITF and got out when BTC cracked $20k. Now I just hold 6% of my portfolio in GBTC in case it does something retarded like surge to $50k.

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25188830

UUUU is the future. Invest in the future, not the past.

>> No.25188874

>>25188127
I bought oil tankers at the dip in mid-June. I'm rooting for you, bro.

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>>25188758
Not a lardass :))

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think im going to scoop up some GOEV monday. seems cheap right now. was waiting for it to tank after the merger. gambling this is the bottom.

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>>25186966
Depends on the country, where I live dividends are taxed 30 % and you become a tax payer regardless of status (student, unemployed, high schooler) the moment you accomplish capital gain

>> No.25188945

>>25188895
>dyel

>> No.25188965

>>25188931
BOOBA
who is this?

>> No.25188983

>>25188716
what platform do u hold mara on?

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>>25188895

>> No.25189064

>>25188613
i agree with this 100%, if he gets in office its delayed i little longer, but i think we are towards the end

>>25188621
>he is a grifter
>no other politicians in DC are

>>25188718
based

>>25188711
I am curious to see what happens especially with the rise in mass censorship on multiple tech platforms, cancel culture, and the rise of violent demonstrations as we saw over spring sumemr and fall.

Also wait for what exactly

>> No.25189071

>>25188895
Truly not a lardass, but your frame is so fucking odd I don't even know what's wrong with you

>> No.25189075

>>25188965
Vicki Li. goddess.

>> No.25189094

>>25188895
1pl8 OHP?

>> No.25189106

>>25188830
incredibly based. how many shares should i get right now

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>>25187903
If you know stocks will dip in Feb why not put the money in a bunch of ETFs through Jan then sell?

Chicken?

>> No.25189135

>>25189111
because if i know stocks will dip in feb, someone else knows stocks will dip in feb and will sell in jan, then stocks dip in jan

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>>25189111
>>25187903
>>25189135
If you knew for a fact that the entire market would crash on a certain date, why not go full Ackman and make ridiculously leveraged bearish bets expiring just after the dip?

>> No.25189177

>>25189154
your photo is what the biden admin brings to this country

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BABA is getting hit with lawsuits left and right, do we still buy on monday bros?

>> No.25189197

>>25189064
>Also wait for what exactly
People are waiting for Trump's army or something to come make everything right, so they aren't really take the right precautions and adapting.

>> No.25189202

>>25189071
I guess I look thick from the fat and muscle ?

>>25189094
Yeah for 4 reps is my max.

>> No.25189212

>>25189181
Wait another one?

>> No.25189242

>>25189064
let me add to my second reply towards grifting
>he is a grifter
>no other politicians in DC are
>I have confirmation bias
>That is correct

Still better than the absolute circus of a biden administration

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>>25189177
that pic is from March, newfag

>> No.25189249

Bros is this new strain gonna cause a market crash???

>> No.25189260

>>25188983
You mean broker? TD Weimeriatrade

>> No.25189283

>>25189197
Okay i was confused on what you wrote previously bc i read it too fast. Yeah i agree fully with that

>> No.25189299

>>25189249
priced in

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>>25189212
three more

>> No.25189307

>>25188895
wtf is wrong with your hairline

>> No.25189320

>>25189260
my b, im running on fumes here

>> No.25189332

Craving a McDouble and fries. You want anything?

>> No.25189350

Is GHIV gonna dip on monday ? Hope to add 5k$ on it. Its already mooning

>> No.25189359

>>25189181
There's already an anon that bought pretty heavily between 220-200, so he's like 50% filled now. I would personally say wait for shit to calm down.. but who knows, that anon might be right

>> No.25189369

>>25189332
I want the market to open on weekends

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>>25189350
thinking about selling some of my THCB for GHIV if it takes a good enough dip.

>> No.25189399

>>25189369
Same, going to buy some cheeseburgers to pass the time

>> No.25189448

>>25189399
ask the drive thru worker for some insider trading tips for us

>> No.25189473

>>25189392
Hope so, but I feel its gonna moon monday..

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>>25189332
borgar

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respect c

>> No.25189507

McDonalds employees are legally required to disclose current insider trading information about MCD stock when asked. It's like an extra secret hidden menu

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>>25188181
Greed is good, they'll take care of us.

>> No.25189541

>>25189507
>sir this is a macdonald

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>>25189507
borger

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>futes

>> No.25189581

Managed to snag BLNK at $52. How high are we going?0

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International. Business. Machines.

>> No.25189606

>>25189075
wait, right, now i remember
already coomed to her

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>>25187100
Current one did. By my estimations they should be fine and in the long term (6 months or greater) will likely return a larger sum than almost every single pick I've had. The issue I have is because it is so stagnant that I'd have beem able to stick with my other picks and be up nearly 1/3 of the entire profit this new one is likely gonna get in the long term. At that rate I'd have been better off going all in on my shorter term picks and having huge gains that I couldve just dumped on this slow mover. At least then the wait would be more bearable because if this one doubles my networth Id have been better of jumping elsewhere short term and coming back with more money that could be multiplied further.

>>25187116
Im nearly all in. Holding off on my last batch of money in case it dumps further as I expect it too in the short term. At least the amount my networth may likely go up by is nice but its not a guarentee. If it fails this is going to be a crushing blow. The one stock I decided to refuse to let go dumps whereas most other kept on pumping that I let go of early.

>>25187178
Pic related but as a joke

>>25188130
Wew lad she's pretty. Crab stock has crummy premium I think.

>>25188340
>it's way worse then losing money, even
That one hurts not the worst feeling but it definitely hurts. Ive lost money and I've gotten over it probably faster than potential gains.

>>25188426
>I am at 58k and could have been at around 300k by just holding.
Anon...i'd be at like high 100k to low 200k so not as bad but similar.

>>25188632
>diversifying
No thx that usually nullifies my gains compared to picking stuff I'm serious about. Had i stuck with my favorite pick Id be at high 100ks. Had I stuck with my crabbing stock rather jumping in and out id be at mid 100ks to low 200ks. Whenever i diversify i get too distracted and end up losing money.

>>25188745
I cant understand what im looking at.

>> No.25189629

>>25189545
let me guess, everyone is fucked but tech?

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>>25189106
30 million

>> No.25189725

>>25189629
Tech and whatever I'm holding.

>> No.25189727

>>25189628
I bought NET at $30, sold out at $42-$53, and since I sold it's run to $85

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>>25189707

>> No.25189782
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My broker offers indexes like US100 but it says they're a "contract" and they have a rollover, expiration and leverage. Is that normal? will I get fucked over because I won't get some rights?

>> No.25189860

>>25189332
Ask the cashier if she has a crush on me

>> No.25189877

>>25189782
those are futures

>> No.25189899

>>25186552
YOLO a credit/debit spread on SPY or QQQ.

>> No.25189947

where can you find out the freshest ipos of the year?

>> No.25189970

>>25189242
Douche or shit sandwich.

>> No.25189973

>>25189947
ipo.com

>> No.25189981

>>25189782
just guy a regular broad market index etf

>> No.25189994

>>25188099
>private company
>wants communism

Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.25190016

>>25188895
nice rainbow, faggot

>> No.25190019

>>25189947
All in blue waffles ipo

>> No.25190041

>>25186399
Imagine posting in this thread visible for everyone to see when you got privacy for free with EPIC lol

>> No.25190055

>>25189994
Jack Ma is a CCP member, all Chinese billionaires are, how do you think communism works? You think Mao was poor? lol

>> No.25190078

>>25189973
oh sweet, are we getting into the roblox ipo?

>> No.25190099

>>25190041
>confused pajeet bot noises

>> No.25190114

>>25189994
You clearly don’t understand communism is a means to consolidate power by the elite. In the case of Pfizer, communism benefits because now you have no property rights, including your own body via forced vaccinations. In the case of google, fb, twtr and other big tech, it’s loss of rights to your own privacy. Big tech stands to gain a lot from globalist communism enforced by technocracy.

>> No.25190118

>>25186399

Imagine posting in this thread visible for everyone to see when you got privacy for free with EPIC lol

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>>25190078

>> No.25190137

>>25190041
How do these bots post here if we have the CAPTCHA to thwart them?

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>>25190118

>> No.25190179

>>25190137
>he thinks they're bots
they're paid-per-post-pajeets

>> No.25190182

>>25189727
Facepalm i was considering net around 40 a few months back seemed a bit memed so got sketched out. Doesnt hurt though compared to ones i actually went through with buying only to sell and see them moon later on.

Thats nearly a 3x...you missed out on.

>> No.25190211

>>25189154
>If you knew for a fact that the entire market would crash on a certain date
If I knew that id be cashing all positions out and going all in on puts.

>> No.25190220

>>25190179
I refuse to belive they are real people

>> No.25190426

>>25190220

Hello sir

>> No.25190462

>>25190182
tbf I still made a decent little profit which I rolled into GME starting in September. Obviously I've missed some opportunities but if next week is good to me I'll have doubled my money this year. Can't complain, I started in March.

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>>25190078
>oh sweet, are we getting into the roblox ipo?
Yea get shlomo's bags at 3x the price before it gets to retail investors.

>> No.25190574

>>25190078
>16yrs
>no profits
>we need more monies guys, we'll be profitable in the future!

>> No.25190593

>>25190426
Hello, you are not bsezSY5r, because bsezSY5r is not a real person. Seasons greetings to you, and not to the non-existant bsezSY5r!

>> No.25190606

>>25187902
Jerusalem post just published that covid is killed by uv lights; one Biden is in office covid will be a distant memory after everyone is equipped with their uv wands

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>>25190574

>> No.25190649

>>25188340
>i sold like a retard out of fear on the bottom

You should've sold as soon as they dipped past a certain percentage. Selling at the bottom shows that you have no plan.

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want to buy some liquor that wont get me wasted. shill me on the sophisticated investors drink.

>> No.25190680

>>25190606
>once biden is elected

sure buddy, you are in for a lot of cope

>> No.25190690

>>25190675
y'ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

>> No.25190717

>>25190680
I hope Biden is chased from the White House and Donald trump declares himself emperor... as long as I sell my stonks first

>> No.25190735

>>25187212
MOON has been good so far

>> No.25190738

So its pretty much impossible to make anywhere between $500-1000(profit not revenue) in dividents per month without a longterm (20-30 years) investment plan that may or may not yield results?
Ofc being realistic here.

>> No.25190741

Hi, I would like to invest my $100k into something, and since it's my first time to ever invest anything, I'm a bit lost. I'm a nonresident alien who worked in the US in the past. I've read Mr Money Mustache's blog as well as watched all the videos attached to the Bogleheads wiki, but all of that alone makes me confused. Like, I understand that if I'm X years old, I want to allocate X% dollars into bonds and (100-X)% into stock. Okay, I know that I should allocate most of stock money into VTI (Vanguard Total Stock Market ETF) and some scrawny portion (like 10%) into VGTSX (Vanguard Total International Stock Index Fund). These are low turnover, low expenses and, I guess, diversified indices. But I swear, I have no clue what to do with bonds... Where and how do I buy them? Do I want to buy a bond fund or a bond ladder? I'm totally confused here. Should I diversify bonds?

And don't even get me started on minimizing taxes: do I want a Roth IRA (tax free) or Traditional IRA (tax defered) account? I already have a regular checking and savings accounts, but I don't have any of those. Theoretically, I should move my bonds over to those tax advantaged accounts, but I have a question: how am I supposed to do that? Bonds (and stocks as well) do not exist, I only receive a digital certificate of ownership or something like that, I cannot put that into my bank account. Are non resident aliens even allowed to get a Roth or Traditional IRA?
Please help me out, friends

>> No.25190746

>>25190675
dont drink

>> No.25190771

>>25190741

didn't read

nigger

>> No.25190781

>>25190717
>>25190717
regardless of your politics if you can't see what 2020 was all about you are a fool

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Found the DuckDAO hunters game, does anyone participate it?

Looks like this crypto incubator can provide convenient instruments for investments. Please, share your opinion about it

>> No.25190828

>>25190738
You'd need between 150-300k for that if you also accepted selling stock. With dividends only that's more difficult.

>> No.25190835

>>25190781
Is this a Qoomer post? I made a lot of money betting against Qoomers.

>> No.25190844

>>25190741
Just be yourself

>> No.25190863

>>25190741
go all in gamestop stock on open monday

>> No.25190870

>>25190746
i dont drink normally but i got a giftcard and was thinking of picking up a bottle of liquor for new years and the weekends. but on second thought you are probably right, i dont want to start a habit. i used to be a binge drinker.

>> No.25190905

>>25190835
no, but what makes you think it is? i always wonder about Q people and people like you that are obsessed with them. It's like a cycle of madness that feeds off itself.

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25190925

GHIV is waking up soon

>> No.25190965

>>25190771
>>25190844
>>25190863
Thanks anons, I knew I could count on you all. Honestly, what the hell was I thinking, I should have asked the question on some financing forum, kek even reddit would be better

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>>25190965
okay but seriously we're long gamestop and have even for months, it's not even bad advice

>> No.25191014

>>25190905
Qoomer posters are increasingly defeatist and defaulting to "2020 FORETELLS OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN" i.e. the eternal Qoomer cope that is "b-b-b-balkanize"
I made money for weeks betting against Qoomers on election betting sites. It was a few pennies on the dollar but it was guaranteed money.

>> No.25191038

>>25190741
>Where and how do I buy them? Do I want to buy a bond fund or a bond ladder? I'm totally confused here. Should I diversify bonds?
Bonds are bundled up loans to companies or governments. Something like VBMFX behaves a lot like VTI or VGTSX do for stocks. Vanguard or any other broker will also allow you to pick individual bonds if that tickles your fancy.

If you're overwhelmed, your best bet for now is probably just going all in on a target date fund. Something like VTTSX will assume you want to retire 40 years from now and adjust its stock/bond mix accordingly (using shit like VTI/VGTSX/VBMFX as components behind the scenes).

For non-resident alien rules when it comes to IRAs, shit, you'd probably want to Google that or talk with your brokerage. Roth v Traditional has also been talked to death all over the internet.

>> No.25191039

>>25190870
Investing wisely and being an alcoholic are not compatible with eachother.

>> No.25191052
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25191052

PEI (Pennsylvania Real Estate)

>> No.25191070

>>25191014
I can't even decipher this post or what it means. You are just as crazy as they are. This year was all about reclaiming the world and if you are normal enough to be posting on 4chan and you made some money off of it, good for you, but you are still going to be fucked.

>> No.25191113

>>25191070
So wait, you think Joe Biden lost the election or something?

>> No.25191126

>>25191006
I know you're trolling but holy shit, please be at least somewhat realistic. Back when I was in USA every gamestop in area was a filthy hole that just begged to be erased from existence. Most of them were closing down anyway

>> No.25191130

>>25190965
Funny thing, I finally started making money right after I stopped browsing biz. Lurking here is basically searching for diamonds in a dumpster fire

>> No.25191141

>>25191070
Qoomers / Qultists is a pejorative for the boomers and retards who treat Q as a religion

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>>25191126
I am not trolling

>> No.25191180

>>25189181
I’m selling that shit.

>> No.25191190
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cripples having african food for dinner

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>>25191113
>>25191141
>>25191141

I don't think the election mattered. I think you played into a point of division by not trying to grasp the older generation. Trump or Biden, we are fucked because of people like you that are no different than the Qoomers but you can't see it yet. The Qoomers were just like you, young idealistic hippies that thought they were smarter than their elders. They got older and realized they could still be "cool" and jump into some coporate stocks and retirement funds and ignore all the other shit going on in the world because "money". They did everything they could to avoid any hardship or confrontation and this should have created stability for them. Now they are where you will be in the future. They confused, frightened, they are going to die alone surrounded by strangers in hazmat suits. The younger generation laughs at them as they try to desperately grasp what is going on around them, they look to random personalities and newspaper articles for this. You just laugh, just like they did when they were younger. You are making money and somehow this is all to benefit you because you are so fucking smart. You are going to be just like them one day though because you are just like they were. I guess party while you can mr genius guy, and remember orange man bad or biden is in jail or whatever your talking point of the day is. Line Go UP Line Go UP!

lol and wear your fucking mask retard.

>> No.25191262

>>25191246
tldr
>mask sperging at the end
lol ok qoomer

>> No.25191285

Just bought tokenized TSLA.

I'm feeling maximum comfy.

>> No.25191290

which stock do I go all in to afford my dream of fucking virtual or as close as possible to real life anime girls?

>> No.25191308

So EUropoor citizens can no longer legally invest in most American ETFs? What gives?

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Bros, how do I make money off of nigger wojack?

>> No.25191329

>>25191285
Which is more retarded, buttcoin wrapped in an ETF, or stocks wrapped in shitcoins?

>>25191290
GME, SRAC and UNFI

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>>25191262
wear your mask, invest in masks, invest in your own downfall because it's going to be profitable

>> No.25191344

>>25191190
I wish I could cook
do women really like it when men can cook?

>> No.25191359

>>25191290
All in on NKLA or just buy goodcoins like XRP

>> No.25191379

>>25191246
Do you think you've had some unique revelation about the crawl of global governance and control? You can't even begin to hope to untangle the layers of deceptions setup by the intelligence agencies, so stop pretending as if the snide doomsayer-like ridicule is something special. The world is and has been going to shit, the elites want to become higher dimensional beings, demons are real, what the fuck ever, your post hasn't offered anything other than chafing. Go pull a Nashy and make everyone proud.

>> No.25191383

>>25191340
every single conspiratard was telling me to stockpile masks until the moment the government said masks were good

then conspiratards (((decided))) masks were bad

>> No.25191395

>>25186674
the markets finally entered the Chad optimism/new paradigm strategy. Debt gets dabbed on and the FED keeps mainlining new money. The rally never ends.

>> No.25191396

>>25191246
Nope

"They're both as bad as each other" is one of the most stupid kind of fallacies you can opt for

There are people who unironically believe in the retarded Q stuff, which makes them retards. And there are people who don't. This isn't about "the older generation". Most of the older generation aren't Qoomers. What a bizarre generalisation

You are worst than most since you are trying, badly, to normalise the retardation by saying both are as bad as each other

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Buffet deserves to get his dentures knocked into his skull.

He has countless millions of dollars worth of tax accountants working for his foundation to make sure gets his taxes are the lowest possible.

Yet he cries that the rich(anyone who's starting to get in the demographic of not requiring to work anymore) aren't getting taxed enough.

>> No.25191428

>>25191308
Some bullshit EU regulation that kicked in two years ago? https://www.justetf.com/ch/news/etf/us-domiciled-etfs.html

>> No.25191441

>>25191344
>do women really like it when men can cook?
Yes... you need other redeeming features but yes it's a big plus

>> No.25191445

>>25191246
>its another "ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST" zoomer poster
zzzzzzzzz

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>>25191379
>>25191383
too much ad hominem for me to process here, and you are still assuming you know what my ideology is because you think anyone that disagrees with you meets a certain profile. this is what you have been taught, and it's all you know. You are just like the "qoomers" but on the other end of the spectrum.

>>25191396
It's not just Qoomers it's all the boomers I'm talking about. This market is easy and there is a reason for that. You don't even think about where your money is going. You will buy the chinese mask, you will invest in the small restaurant killing olive garden, you will invest in the bullets used to keep you in your home scared. I'm doing the same thing, but I'm not as cocky as you.

>> No.25191456

RYCEY - The key thing to remember is the foreign exchange rate. U.K uses GBX for it's stocks. So to get an accurate picture when they say 240p in the articles you need to use a GBX to USD converter. Btw: that 240p works out to $3.22 USD. (or $16,228.80 in my case). P.S - Target funds are shat. Lower performance v.s just a VOO fund. Also they're kinda unwieldy, who says your gonna retire or even pull the money out in 2050/2060 anyway?.

>> No.25191499

>>25190870
good choice anon.

>> No.25191514

>>25191428
So there's literally no way around it, right? I don't trust the EU to not mess up ETFs in the future.

>> No.25191519

>>25191441
Man cooking isn't even hard. Literally just read a recipe from the internet and follow it.

>> No.25191521

>>25190741
I should clarify: the investment if for retirement's sake. Ideally, I'd like to retire early, like at 40, but I know it's just a pipe dream. I am used to living frugally and I save about 80% of my net pay.

>>25191038
>VBMFX
Oh, I see, so it's like stock index fund but with much lower yield. Why is the turnover rate so high though? Do the owners of this bond fund just sell it after acquiring it?
>target date fund
Thanks, I'll read up on them.

>> No.25191533

>>25191448
Listen kid you have no idea what I'm investing in

>> No.25191541

>>25191448
>muh ad hom
Does this look like a fucking high-school debate class, faggot?
>cries about adhom
>cries about people making assumptions
>unironically says "you are just like..."
Try not to contradict yourself within two fucking lines, nigger. You are subhuman and have an IQ below 80. You are wasting our time, go back to /pol/.

>> No.25191588

>>25191541
if it was a highschool debate class I would have wiped the floor with you, and i'm not assuming i'm basing that off a direct statement you made whereas you brought up the qoomer shit when I was just talking about 2020 and everything that has happened

you are obsessed with Q, probably more than Qoomers are and it's sad.

>>25191533
listen kid, i know that if you are like me here talking about shit then you are just as fucked as me. I actually know that almost for a fact but not 100%. If you were going to be ok your money would already be in the right place and you would be doing more important things.

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>>25191290
You don't need stocks for that.

>> No.25191610

fresh
>>25191596
>>25191596
>>25191596
freshly baked gingerbread

>> No.25191640

>>25191514
I wonder if the 7th or 8th paragraph in my link could answer it. Too bad we many never know.

>>25191521
The turnover's higher because if an ETF has a share of AAPL, well, it'll hold on to that share until AAPL goes bankrupt or is delisted from the stock exchange or whatever.

A similar bond fund would have loans to AAPL (bonds) that are repaid in Q2 2021, Q1 of 2022, etc. The repayment money is then lent back to AAPL in exchange for bonds out to 2025 or 2030 or whatever. That involves a lot more transacting.

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>>25191588

>> No.25191763

>>25191640
Wait, I'm an europoor, does it mean as long as I don't stand on american ground (or UK one) I am forbidden from investing in american stocks?

>> No.25191765

>>25191647
that's all you have

>> No.25191823

>>25191514
most of the "normal" etfs have a European version (SPY,TLT,etc.), you just won´t find any of the leveraged etfs or the special etfs

>> No.25191836

>>25191763
Euros can invest in all the US stocks, they just can't invest in some US ETFs. However it might change for Brits with leaving the EU, since that's an EU rule I believe

>> No.25191842

>>25191763
It means the EU will not let you buy anything without getting some bullshit paperwork about it.

And if a US ETF provider or company listing its stock or lemonade stand IPOs without bothering to prove said bullshit paperwork, no, your broker probably wouldn't let you invest.

>> No.25192089

>>25190741
I’m not reading all of that

Mr money is a frugal faggot and no one should live like that. Retirement accounts are a scam especially if you need the money before age 59 1/2 since you’ll get taxed and penalized if you need it for an emergency. In my honest opinion you need to keep it in a taxable account with minimal fees and utilize leveraged etfs or individual stocks

>> No.25192170

>>25191190
She thick though...
Buy GHIV