This really is the next bullrun

[Anonymous No.25182646]

Nocoiners are fucking seething. I just got this text from my uncle (41). He is always OBSESSED with Bitcoin going to zero. Hasn't bothered to research it, nothing. Always talks shit about it and is a nasty person, always hating seeing people succeed. He's coping really hard right now.

[Anonymous No.25182711]

Just had "the talk" with my dad 10 minutes ago, he also told me its time to sell

[Anonymous No.25182716]

>>25182646
>It’s funny that he texted you first

Fuck selling everyday you hold on is another big fuck you too the gov and fed. It’s not even about the money too me

[Anonymous No.25182771]

>>25182711
Call your dad a low test nigger

[Anonymous No.25182781]

>>25182646
screencap your gains and ask him how the boomer stocks are doing

[Anonymous No.25182793]

>>25182711
>>25182716
I'm actually bothered he even has the gall to tell me what to do with my money. What a fucking asshole

[Anonymous No.25182935]

My fat, OBESE, diabetic, spoiled from childhood mother in law is fomoing hard right now after I told her the bitcoin price on Christmas last night, since I told her to buy months ago at $10k and really seriously started shilling hard last month at $18k
She says to me she's certain it will at least dip under $20k again so she can buy
Good luck bitch

These people think they know everything like they have a sense for the market more than me who's actually watched, invested and traded this market over the last 6 years
In reality they just have the same hunches that all newfags have even on this board

[Anonymous No.25182948]

>>25182793
Is he financially educated in the slightest?

[Anonymous No.25182981]

They all seethe at the thought of you making it all while they buy lottery tickets everyday.

[Anonymous No.25183152]

>>25182935
My dad capitulated at 19.8k, bought a full bitcoin, right now he's in full smug mode even though I told him to buy in march when it dipped to 4k.

>>25182948
He's not, he has a GED, never went to college. Inherited a shitload of apartments from his father at 32, was a failure for the most part up until that point. He gets like 12k/month passive income and literally can't fuck up. He started his own business (really just some of his low life friends) and does carpentering. He had a drug and gambling problem until he was 37.

Yet every single get together, he has the nerve to go around and give life advice to people and tell them where they're fucking up. No one likes him. I'm probably going to leave him on read. He hates technology with a passion. Oh yeah, he's suicidal and probably on the spectrum.

[Anonymous No.25183247]

>>25182781
Owning Tesla made bigger gains this year than bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.25183324]

>>25183247
Tesla is gonna crash and burn. It's way way overpumped, with absolutely nothing to back it.

[Anonymous No.25183388]

>>25182646
he wants you to lose out so you can be a loser just like him which would make him feel better; prediction: he has never accomplished anything of real significance in his life.

[Anonymous No.25183419]

>>25182793
tell him that you're doubling down to spite him

[Anonymous No.25183436]

>>25183152
>Inherited a shitload of apartments from his father at 32
u in his will?

[Anonymous No.25183448]

>>25183388
I'm tempted to send him a message, but he makes me so fucking mad. I don't even talk to him, I don't know how he got my number.

He's literally never accomplished anything on his own. His dad was fucking successful and rich as fuck, still babied him and loved him with all his heart and he was a piece of shit to his father. I despise him.

[Anonymous No.25183470]

>>25182646
tell him to post short

[Anonymous No.25183485]

>>25183324
Ur right about everything except it crashing and burning. The fist system will crash and burn before Tesla

[Anonymous No.25183487]

>>25183324
This. TSLA cars aren’t even that great and the stock is way overpriced. Toyota, Porsche and BMW make better electric vehicles hands down.

[Anonymous No.25183501]

>>25183324
Sounds a lot like bitcoin

[Anonymous No.25183505]

>>25182646
Wow, imagine the seething a year from now when it's at 200k+

[Anonymous No.25183520]

>>25182935
So anon is this a good time to get in
>brainlet asking

[Anonymous No.25183525]

My grandma bought chainlink and btc on Xmas day. 93 years old. Kid you not

[Anonymous No.25183526]

>>25183448
Ghost him. Block his number, email address and anything else he could use to contact you. Don’t say goodbye or try to get the last word in. Just walk away and ghost.

[Anonymous No.25183552]

OP I LOVE THIS!!!!
>have a salty nocoiner ex friend
He’s been telling me to “get out@ and sell before I lose it all since 6k, he would shit on btc all the time when it would drop, never say man it went up a lot this week no way, always wow you see how much it dropped comments. Anyways when btc dropped to 4K this year he texted asking if he should just get 1 now, I told him to wait for 2k lol, he never got it. At 20 k I got a text saying hey man wanna grab lunch? I ghosted his ass. I n is he’s checking the charts daily and is seething. I know he knows I have enough considering I’ve been telling him about btc since late 2016. I hope he gets fucked

[Anonymous No.25183559]

>>25183448
Just pay him no attention, mate. BTC will eventually go to 500K in the long term and he'll have a fullblown mental breakdown once he sees you making it. Just make sure to maintain some distance so he can't smash your wallet/computer etc.

[Anonymous No.25183574]

>>25182646
I would just tell him i cashed out long time ago to put this topic to rest.

[Anonymous No.25183628]

>>25183574
Fuck that's smart, I'm probably just gonna tell him I sold them all already

[Anonymous No.25183688]

>>25182646
he is right, you should really take profits here. dont come crying later as IT WILL CRASH. it always does and no ITS NOT DIFFERENT THIS TIME

[Anonymous No.25183703]

>this entire thread
salty fucking children
you don’t have to be a cunt to enjoy gains

[Anonymous No.25183716]

>>25183703
fuck off boomer

[Anonymous No.25183727]

>>25183324
>nothing to back it
whats bitcoin backed by? normies money? ok

[Anonymous No.25183785]

>>25183727
>>25183501

Bitcoin is a commodity like gold. It doesn't need anything to back it other than buyers and sellers. Tesla is a corporation that will require constant massive growth and innovation to even maintain the levels it's at now.

[Anonymous No.25183852]

>>25182646
Is your uncle peter schiff? Foes he follow him? Likely he is following some gold bug or other boomer.

[Anonymous No.25183892]

>>25182646
is he they type that will try and take your money if he knew you had any? Tell him you are out, dont let him know you are in and made.

[Anonymous No.25183896]

Lmao redpilled my parents on crypto and they're in.

[Anonymous No.25183932]

>>25182646
respond: did you buyed?

[Anonymous No.25183952]

>>25183552
Something similar happened to me. Some of his comments showed me what he really thinks of me, and its basically made me want to ghost him since. Basically treated me like an idiot, and actually laughed at me during one of our 'debates'. Most of our conversations were around 10k~ BTC price. This is the same person who told me he wouldn't be able to move out of his moms house unless he win the lottery.

>mfw he missed the once in a generation lottery when i bought 3 btc @ 5k~ during the march dip

[Anonymous No.25183982]

>>25183436
He drunkenly told people at thanksgiving last year, he would never get a dime of his shit because he worked "hard" for where he's at. Everyone hates him.

>>25183574
>>25183852
>>25183892
>>25183505
>>25183470
>>25183419
I've never told anyone how many BTC I've had except my parents, so I guess fuck my parents too. Holy shit my blood is boiling. I need to do damage control and keep my ego out of this. I'm legit gonna tell him I sold low, so he fucks off forever. He's a fucking leech, will do anything for money.

[Anonymous No.25184009]

>>25183982

why not just send him smug pepe memes and troll him? make him feel bad for being dumb like you would anyone else on the internet.

[Anonymous No.25184067]

>Told siblings how much I made off of swinging GRT a bit before Christmas to make myself look like I was doing something between jobs
>They get in on it at 55 cents
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU PROMISED IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO CRASH
>im up x4 and have my same stack at x2 anyway therefore having x2 in the bank/other investments and x2 GRT

[Sage No.25184070]

>>25183982
What a massive douche, kek.

[Anonymous No.25184080]

>>25183982
bro ure uncle is a pajeet

[Anonymous No.25184088]

>>25182711
You should do what I did when my dad told me to sell at 12k in 2017. Wait for a sharp dip, call him in a (fake) panic and get him to say "sell" by being like "dad wtf do I do should I sell??" And then don't actually sell but pretend like you did. Then when the price inevitably rebounds, torture your dad about making you sell, then eventually when it breaks 50k you get him to admit he was wrong and that he shouldn't have told you to sell. Then you tell the truth.

I did this when the price crashed from 20k to 12k in like 1 candle wick. Told him I sold at 12k, then the price rebounded to 17k for a couple weeks and he was having major regrets. In my case I should've actually sold at 12k cus it ended up going to 6k before rebounding lol

[Anonymous No.25184112]

>>25183982
holy shit, i would legit tell him to fuck off

[Anonymous No.25184119]

>>25182793
Lol why don't U Bait him in for a bet?

Ask him: "how sure are you?"

Then "mmm yeah I dont know, it sounds like you don't know that much about Investing/you're new to this"

"Okay if you're that confident, let's bet $X, held with a fair party/trustworthy family member for 2 years. If Bitcoin is above $10k each, I get the money. If it's lower then you do"

+ "Any man and his dog can easily text advise to someone, but only a person that's worth their salt and actually knows what they're talking about, bets the money because otherwise it's just hot air"

Harness his pride and ignorance/arrogance to make you money you retard.

For fucks sake

[Anonymous No.25184137]

>>25183982
Seems fake and larpy

[Anonymous No.25184142]

My Uncle works directly for the head of the Fed in NYC. Always shits on BTC. When it hit 25k I was at his house. He was literally going "my god I dont fucking understand it". He wasnt seething just in disbelief. Been like this since it was a dollar.

[Anonymous No.25184149]

>>25183982
"Not for free? Ok, buddy, send me your CV in case I want to hire you."

Btw fake, but I'm enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.25184158]

>>25184088
Fuck yeah cunt this is the real shit right here.

[Anonymous No.25184161]

>>25183982
why are uncles always such shitheads. my uncle's a greedy ass too

[Anonymous No.25184220]

>>25184137
yeah, feels like a victim fantasy

[Anonymous No.25184222]

>>25183982
I have an uncle like this too. He’s a fuckin bum, so I’m lucky he has no clue I have so much money now. He’s constantly hitting my dad up for money or guilting him into buying stuff he inherited from my grandparents.
I got my dad and brother into crypto and they’ve done very well. I stopped telling anyone about crypto though because I don’t want to deal with anyone else.

[Anonymous No.25184242]

>>25183727
A hell of a lot of mining power and electricity for one.
Infallible security embedded in an online asset that requires no government or bank to send or people with guns to back it up for two. Shall I continue?

[Anonymous No.25184299]

>>25182935
FYI, your wife will turn into her mother.

[Anonymous No.25184344]

>>25183982
>Oh haha nice.
Tell him Anonymous Mike called him a slut and will pay him 10k USD to fuck him in the ass while wearing a pink tutu.
God what a dumb whore.

/biz/ this advice is for free.
Guys between 1st-5th of january open a 10x short, (but not at current price say 31k like a retard, open it at 29.1k)
BTC will have a 33-40% dump in total(below 20k) before recovering 10% in 1 week and 20% 2 weeks later before crabbing aroun 20k, then start off with a new altcoin season run in early March. It'll go back to 30k after January and February is over.

Follow the market manipulation, do not be a wishy washy faggot thinking it'll go to 50k this week.

[Anonymous No.25184347]

>>25184142
If this is even remotely true, do you even realize the golden opportunity to have to redpill a Fed employee with pro crypto arguments? Dude. You have an obligation to work on that guy like it's your pet project until he breaks down and buys some.

[Anonymous No.25184378]

>>25183982
what a fucking jew wtf

[Anonymous No.25184427]

>>25183525
>manipulating the elderly for personal gains because they won't be around to use it
Shame

[Anonymous No.25184435]

And to this day, they're still sitting on the sidelines, paralyzed in fear.

[Anonymous No.25184437]

>>25184009
>>25184070
>>25184080
>>25184112
>>25184119
>>25184137
>>25184149
>>25184161
>>25184222
>>25184344
No, this is a real person, he's so arrogant, Idc anymore. I'm gonna shut down this convo, but I thought I'd share because /biz/ keeps me sane

[Anonymous No.25184439]

>>25182646
It's a new paradigm, and everybody who doesn't buy, now, will be priced out forever. Anybody who does buy will be rewarded with a lifetime of riches, as their bitcoin will continue its 30% monthly price increase.

No coiners, and anybody born in a future generation, will not be able to afford a $10,000,000 satoshi in 15 years. They will live in tent cities, and Hondas.

This asset bubble is different than all of the others - it will never slow down, or pop. The gains are permanent.

[Anonymous No.25184474]

>>25183525
Make her write down the secret phrase and tell you where it is. She doesn't have long, maybe a decade if she's exceptionally lucky.

[Anonymous No.25184491]

>>25184474
>Make her write down the secret phrase and tell you where it is. She doesn't have long
LMAO

[Anonymous No.25184516]

>>25183982
So your grown uncle ends declarative statements with a question mark like every other retarded fortnite playing zoomer these days? You fucking larper. Go fuck off with this fake shit you dumbass.

[Anonymous No.25184534]

>>25184378
wow haha maybe cool it with the antisemeitism buddy :^)
>>25184437
love it lol

[Anonymous No.25184557]

>>25184491
What? That shit gets lost

[Anonymous No.25184567]

Should I buy two bitcoin? I feel like 60k now for 5 million in 3 years is too good of a guarantee

[Anonymous No.25184573]

>>25184534
oy vey let me manage your portfolio goy, here's 1% APY

[Anonymous No.25184586]

>>25184567

It'll be a lot cheaper in a few months.

[Anonymous No.25184622]

>>25184557
The picture of going into your grandmas house to snatch the secret phrase after she fucking died is fucking hilarious to me.

>>25184516
So upset... Does it remind you of a shitty relative? These people actually exist, he's fucking retarded and always makes typos and talks weird. He's snarky and thinks he's better than everyone even though he's a fuck up who ran into a wall of cash...

[Anonymous No.25184630]

>>25184437
kek what a miserable person

[Anonymous No.25184635]

>>25182646
He is right you moron, this 2017 all over again, you guys are getting too greedy.

[Anonymous No.25184636]

>>25184586
and if it's not i'll feel like a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.25184674]

>>25183982
HAHAHAHAH you had me up until the "it's gonna cost you". This cannot be fucking real lmao

[Anonymous No.25184679]

>>25184636
hubris

[Anonymous No.25184720]

>>25184674
You really can't make this shit up. He's a fucking piece of shit. He's 5'8 and obese.

[Anonymous No.25184768]

>>25184437
Tell him you didn't actually sell. I want to taste his salty boomer tears.

[Anonymous No.25184800]

>>25184437
Grow a pair kid

[Anonymous No.25184804]

>>25184720

I genuinely hope this is real. It's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.25184849]

I must be the only good uncle in the world, I'm putting every penny I earn into crypto for that little fucker

[Anonymous No.25184852]

>>25184158
It can work tremendously right now. When I did it, I was walking on thin ice cus the price was about to crash through 12k again, but I was only able to keep up my lie for a couple weeks, while the price was still above 12k. But after I pulled this little trick, my dad never told me to sell again. Even at 4k in 2019, he said that it would rebound. So my little lie did some permanent work on his perception of bitcoin dips. Which was the ultimate goal.

[Anonymous No.25184899]

after missing out on 785$ bitcoin despite all my pleading my uncle lets me invest for him now

[Anonymous No.25184905]

>>25184344
Saved

[Anonymous No.25184907]

>>25184804
He tries to act young and wore a hat backwards to a gathering once while playing dubstep really loud on his beats by dre and sagging his pants. That was like 6 years ago.

He just talks about memes now. Hates computers, but loves his phone. He's fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.25184940]

>>25184674
lol my uncle is literally looting my grandma and aunty for goods and re-sells them overpriced crap like a used TV or shit like that

[Anonymous No.25184943]

This is when you go all in on Bitcoin and the right alts like INJ.

Bitcoin because its digital gold, we all know that.

INJ cause its about to take decentralisation to the next level.

[Anonymous No.25184986]

Tell uncle Alexander to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.25184990]

>>25184943
>its about to take decentralisation to the next level.
Wtf does this even mean? Don't answer i don't care

[Anonymous No.25185009]

>>25184720
Fucking manlets

[Anonymous No.25185033]

>>25182646
Hahahahahahhaha nocoiners and keynsians sething

[Anonymous No.25185080]

>>25182646
>>25182711
Just tell these assholes to go to Kraken where they can short btc.

[Anonymous No.25185087]

>>25184437
How can someone trade Tesla right now?Don’t get me wrong I’m invested with my qqq etf. But I wouldn’t touch it now. Same with btc at this price level

[Anonymous No.25185104]

>>25184088
I dont have the energy to pull this off. But yeah fuck nocoiners

[Anonymous No.25185171]

>>25182646
My older brother is in massive regret mode. Been texting me for the past week about how he wish he bought BTC while it was cheaper, talking about some dogecoin on an old hard drive he can't find, and asking if I think his $100 wort of LTC is worth keeping..

The exact same thing happened back in 2017

[Anonymous No.25185191]

>>25183982
WTF WHAT A LOW IQ SHIT UNCLE

[Anonymous No.25185195]

>>25183688
It's never going to 0.

Crashes are the time to buy. Right now is the time to hold.

[Anonymous No.25185225]

>>25184439
>It's a new paradigm

Biggest sell signal of all time.

[Anonymous No.25185242]

>>25184437
DId you really sell? Wish you could reply with you didn't actually sell and waiting for 100k btc

[Anonymous No.25185252]

>>25183727
What's the dollar backed by?

[Anonymous No.25185273]

>>25185225
Retail guys seeing sell signals in the clouds is the new buy signal.

[Anonymous No.25185276]

>>25183785
Tesla is over valued.

[Anonymous No.25185285]

>>25185252

violence

[Anonymous No.25185326]

>>25183982
You're texting yourself from a second phone aren't you.

[Anonymous No.25185351]

>>25185242
Of course not, I'm holding until 100KUSD/BTC, but I think it's smart I don't tell him I have them anymore because this guy is a fucking complete nigger. He has a history of stealing from his father, dad always forgave him. I do not trust him whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.25185354]

>>25183324
Have you seen Zoom stock price yet?

[Anonymous No.25185369]

>>25185285
Careful half of this board are fiat fags whose fucking boomer ports are full of fiat dependent dogshit like Boeing and Palantir. I want to carve up half this sub like sweeney fucking todd.

[Anonymous No.25185476]

>>25183982
>of course not for free
Wow, what a fucking sleazebag.

>>25184474
>>25184491
He's not wrong. At age 93 her 50% life expectancy is around 3.5 years.

Source: my mom is 90 and her life expectancy is 5; the actuarial tables lose about six months for every year someone survives.

[Anonymous No.25185487]

>>25183552
>>25183952
>>25183982
I fully believe "nocoiner rage" is going to become a common thing over next 10 years. its going to move from OP's obnoxious uncle types to more and more deranged behaviors....include murder, mass suicides, etc

these peoples world views are going to take a big hit once we cross 100k....by the time we move from 500-1m they are going to become unhinged and seriously dangerous. Imagine knowing you could've bought 10 BTC in 2017 for 30k and live with missing out on 10M

[Anonymous No.25185491]

>>25184720
Damn bro please keep this going. I actually wish I had more people in my life telling me not to buy btc. Last person to tell me to sell was my best friend's dad. My buddy told him I took $100k of my mom's cash without permission and bought btc at 4k.

When I was talking to my friend's dad last year, btc was at either $6k and it had just started climbing from it's dip to 4k after that death cross in 2019. He was like "You have to promise me you'll sell at $15k and pay your mom her Money back." Meanwhile I was just trying to convince him to buy a few whole coins. Even my gay ass friend was trying to shut me up about btc.

[Anonymous No.25185524]

my go to answer to anything related to my $,investments,crypto holdings
>Them : "Hey, do/did you have/sell any BTC/PMs/this stock?"
>Me: -acting like something big happened- "Oh shit...didn't I tell you?"
>Them: -more interested- "No you didn't"
>Me: "Yeah....that's 'cause it's none of your fucking business"
I've tried to help people before when asked and I was always met with reasons why my suggestions wouldn't work. fuck them

[Anonymous No.25185532]

>>25184849
Nice you gonna fuck him in his nice little ass in exchange for the bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.25185564]

>>25185524
lol what a fag

[Anonymous No.25185579]

>>25184437
Make sure to randomly respond to this conversation years later by laughing in his stupid face

[Anonymous No.25185584]

>>25185532
>Nice you gonna fuck him in his NICE LITTLE ASS in exchange for the bitcoin

fucking kekd

>>25185476
>He's not wrong. At age 93 her 50% life expectancy is around 3.5 years.

I know, it's just hilariously dark. Bless the grandma for being open minded

>>25185487
I believe so too, I think normies will unironically murder friends/family or try to rob people who they know bought BTC.

[Anonymous No.25185606]

>>25185487
>Imagine knowing you could've bought 10 BTC in 2015 for 3k
fixed

[Anonymous No.25185630]

>>25184437
wow i hurt him

[Anonymous No.25185637]

>>25185351
>I think it's smart I don't tell him I have them anymore
that's definitely the smartest thing to do. he thinks of your bitcoins as his oppurtunity to get more money. that's why he's telling you to sell so that he has easy access to it.

[Anonymous No.25185671]

>>25185491
>I took $100k of my mom's cash without permission
what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.25185674]

>Mom and dad actually told me they're proud that I've made 500k
>Mom told me in secret that she's a millionaire but don't tell dad
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.25185686]

>>25185564
have fun fending off all the leeches when fiat crashes and everyone knows how well off you are

[Anonymous No.25185735]

>>25185584
Already came close to happening for me, maybe. I had one "friend", really a business associate, I was telling about Bitcoin back in 2016. In 2018, he tried to drug me to rob me.

I don't know what the fuck his game plan was -- use scopolamine to interrogate me and hope I didn't remember? Or just tie me to a chair and torture my passwords out of me and then dump my body in a ravine?

Unfortunately for him, he didn't use enough GHB to put me under. I made it to a cab before I passed out and the cabbie took me to a hospital.

[Anonymous No.25185747]

>>25184943
fucking hype boys, yeah especially because INJ relies on a centralised oracle for its futures. Next level indeed, you're fucking embarrassing lol

[Anonymous No.25185749]

>>25182646
Well its not going to zero but it is going to retrace. Shouldnt be a problem tho since its just a cycle.

Bitcoin will stabilize around the $100k range but that'll mean nothing when the dollar is essential worthless.

[Anonymous No.25185779]

>>25185671
She was sitting on cash for a decade losing 5% a year to inflation. I think she's better off with me handling her cash, my dude

[Anonymous No.25185791]

>>25182646
So have we hit a wall?

[Anonymous No.25185813]

>>25183982
What a trash family

[Anonymous No.25185825]

>>25185686
I don't disagree with being discreet about your assets, but if you're worried about being killed maybe don't be a dick to the peope around you

[Anonymous No.25185859]

>>25185779
you don't make that decision for her, you little shit. you stole money from your own mother. you'll burn in hell.

[Anonymous No.25185863]

>>25185779
>Without permission
no retard, every human being is entitled to make their own decisions
you are the scum of the earth and i hope you die a slow and painful death

[Anonymous No.25185903]

>>25185779

Based chad.

[Anonymous No.25185923]

>>25185532
Nephew is an effeminate twink, can't help it.

[Anonymous No.25185937]

>>25185779
I don't know guys, maybe it's immoral but also pretty based. What does your mother think of it?

[Anonymous No.25185939]

>>25182646
Unironically a huge buy signal

[Anonymous No.25185945]

>>25182793
My parents were losing their shit during the last bullrun. I bought bitcoin so long ago it might as well have been free. All of this they knew, but somehow it seemed like they thought I was going to get financially ruined just by being involved with the stuff.
I was in my late 40s at the time, btw. I'm over here making retarded gains and they're panicking and actually getting a little bit angry.
>It has no intrinsic value!

[Anonymous No.25185947]

>>25185779
She's only better off if you let her use that money for her own benefit.

Considering how far up you are, you should at least give her the $100K basis back, plus reasonable interest. If you were honest, you'd give her the whole amount, or split the gains with her 50/50.

[Anonymous No.25185957]

>>25185859
>>25185863
You guys are fucking retarded LOL I secured her wealth AND created generational wealth for myself. Not only could you have done the same, but you SHOULD have done the same! Also, guess who's not complaining about the missing cash? My mom! Cus her measly 100k is almost a million now. You fags are so short sighted.

[Anonymous No.25185969]

>>25184088
Checked and absolutely DEVILISH!

[Anonymous No.25185978]

>>25182646
Should just lie and tell him you did cash out, and then pretend to be really upset every time it goes up and shame him for ruining your life. Then like 10 years from now tell him the truth and laugh at him for being so stupid. If he kills himself, w.e his fault for being a dumb fucking boomer parasite giving shit advice that *could* ruin peoples lives, to feel better about himself.

[Anonymous No.25185983]

>>25185957
You'll never be loved.
Might as well kys right now

[Anonymous No.25185997]

>>25184437
>biz keeps me sane..

[Anonymous No.25186050]

>>25185937
She was fucking livid on the first day. I went all in on September 11th (lol) 2017 around 3k and kept buying from there. Then in December we all remember the 20k moon mission, she was only sad that I dropped out of college as a result of the gains. Had zero motivation for school during that bullrun and I flunked out. Also I tried convincing all her sisters to buy btc as well, they now give my mom shit because her son "gambles for a living"

[Anonymous No.25186071]

>>25185779

I was trying to do this for my MIL as well. I wanted to grab like 25k to go in on GRT when it was @ .1

Oh well.

[Anonymous No.25186073]

>>25183703
>drinking this early

[Anonymous No.25186112]

>>25182711
my dad told me to sell at 17k. boomers are just too old to understand the next step in digital age. don't mind them

[Anonymous No.25186125]

>>25183152
>Oh yeah, he's suicidal and probably on the spectrum.
Your a cunt. He may be uneducated boomer but are supposed to help him or shut up and ignore him.

[Anonymous No.25186127]

>>25185957
narcissist.

[Anonymous No.25186134]

>>25185947
Listen, I'm not cashing out a single penny off that initial 100k, and neither is she. Neither are my kids, or my fucking grandkids. You think the Rothschild's payed back their parent's loans? Or did they use that profit to further enslave us goyim? Stop thinking like a faggot moralistic Christian and start thinking like a kike.

[Anonymous No.25186216]

>>25183703
Based.

[Anonymous No.25186235]

>>25185825
If someone thinks I'm a dick for having boundaries then fuck them. There is one person who has your best interests in mind at all time. Being selfish is not a bad thing anon. Constantly work to improve yourself. Humans are social animals and you do need a social aspect in your life, but again set boundaries and enforce them. People will respect that, and fuck them if they don't

[Anonymous No.25186261]

>>25186134
>Neither are my kids, or my fucking grandkids.
if you have any.

[Anonymous No.25186270]

>>25182793
i bet his stupid ass is super religious too

[Anonymous No.25186275]

>>25185983
>>25186127
Who gives a fuck about love. I own a billion satoshis, soon to be 3 billion. My kids won't have to work for some kike, they'll be free to carry out my personal world domination agenda and they'll have the resources to do so. Thanks to me, stealing my mom's cash. Also I should add, I had to first convince her to take it out of the safety deposit boxes at the bank, cus I told her there was gonna be a run on the banks

[Anonymous No.25186297]

>>25184437
he's bragging about making 10k????? hahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahaahaahaha. i bought btc at the 22K ath and made than that. and now he's trying o charge you money?? lolololololol, this "man" is a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.25186362]

>>25183982
wow this dude sounds like an absolute cunt

>>25186125
shut your bitch ass up anon, learn to fucking spell before you get your antiquated ass on this board you fucking leech

[Anonymous No.25186375]

>>25184437
I don't think I could keep myself from strangling someone like this
jesus fucking christ what a prick, he's 41? He acts like a literal child

[Anonymous No.25186379]

>>25183982
250 iq play. Good work.

[Anonymous No.25186383]

>>25184439
What happens when the jews make Bitcoin illegal because they don't control it?

[Anonymous No.25186405]

>>25183982
>that follow up text

lmfaooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.25186425]

>>25185978
Unironically genius, I'm gonna pretend to be upset if it goes up. I'll try to not over do it.

>>25184534
>>25184630
>>25184635
>>25184674
>>25184768
>>25184800
>>25184804
>>25185009
>>25185087
>>25185191
>>25185242
>>25185326
>>25185487
>>25185491
>>25185579
>>25185630
>>25185637
>>25185735
>>25185749
>>25185813
>>25185939
>>25185945
>>25186125
He's abused his old dad that gave him a fucking insane inheritance. Never visits his grave. Makes me never want to have kids in the future.
>>25186270
>>25186297
Well, I'll just leave him with that, hopefully he goes down the rabbit hole and tries shorting. Fuck this nigger.

[Anonymous No.25186427]

>>25184142
If you understand anything at all about money, what’s not to understand about bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.25186443]

>>25185735
That's insane. Sure you aren't a schizo?

[Anonymous No.25186482]

>>25186425
FUCKING BASED

[Anonymous No.25186587]

>>25184943
>INJ cause its about to take decentralisation to the next level.
you sound like you live in slums

[Anonymous No.25186604]

>>25186134
your fucking faggot. give your mom back her money

[Anonymous No.25186627]

>>25182711
My dad told me to sell in December 2017 and I didn't listen

[Anonymous No.25186658]

>>25185749
The dollar is deflating you delusional nigger.

[Anonymous No.25186668]

>>25185859
>you'll burn in hell
based fairy tale logic anon

[Anonymous No.25186680]

My father tells me its a scam. Tells me to take my money out right.

My Brother refuses to listen to me. Says he wants less risky assets.

My GF tells me she is saving for a house and falls alseep when I talk about investing.

They all laugh at me, disregard any of my advice ablut investing in crypto or the stock market. This is deapite me making more gains in this bull run then they have make in tgeir day jobs.

The only person who listens and trusts me on this is my disavled mother who is wheelchair bound and hemiplegic.She tells them all to listen to me and tells me she trusts my judgement.

But brothers, I cant let them sabotage themselves. Ive already invested 5k on their behalfs each. When the bullrun ends and I sell ,ill give them the profits of the 5k if they will give me my principal back. I dont care about being right, I care more about my family prospering, I cant let them sabotage themselves.

I will be buying my mother a new house and mobility care first though.

[Anonymous No.25186687]

>>25186425
kek, you just gave him the tools for his own demise.

[Anonymous No.25186692]

>>25182716
>have 250 BTC in total
>give 100 to faggots so they can buy videogame accesories
>keep another 100 just for fuck sake in my drive that gets wipe out 8 years later
>scam people on the internet get another 50
>share the 50 with people on 4chins because I can
>have 0
>start another I can into hacking account
>scam another 2 or 3 btc
> give them away again

those were good days

[Anonymous No.25186697]

>>25186443
Positive. About a year before that happened, we were in a meeting and he told the other person where I lived and described the building and everything. I'd never given him my address and never invited him over.

That was the point where I backed waaaaaaaaay the fuck off from talking with him any more. Had to go to a meeting with him, he offered me a drink, next thing I knew I was falling over drunk and barely made it out.

[Anonymous No.25186713]

>>25186658
LOL. Your IQ is deflated, moron.

[Anonymous No.25186745]

>>25186604
Lmao how are you faggots seething so hard at this? If someone told you they went back in time, stole your money, 5x'd it for you then gave it back, would you cry like a little sissy faggot as you are now? I still live under the same roof as my parents. I didn't run off with her money. I just moved it from USD to BTC. Your faggot parents pay a kike to do this for them, their called money managers. I just did it for free cus nobody else would, mainly cus my mom is a non-English speaking pajeet. Yes, to top it all off, I am a pajeet! You should've already known

[Anonymous No.25186746]

>>25186425
i hope this is real, i love you anon

[Anonymous No.25186752]

>>25186680
look, fuck them.
save mama from the mortgage and make sure she can die in comfort but you don't owe those other bastards SHIT. and you know what? when it does moon and consumes everything -- they'll be crying and begging and pleading you for money.
tell them no.

[Anonymous No.25186771]

>>25182646
You need to cash out Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
We are going to be so rich hold me anon we finally made it

[Anonymous No.25186801]

>>25186668
wether you believe in an afterlife or not people like anon end up like OPs uncle. arrogance + manipulation never ends up with a happy end result.

[Anonymous No.25186817]

>>25186680
>since 2020 father sees the value in bitcoin and encourages me to keep at it
>brother still skeptic
>gf doesn't know what I'm talking about but she notices I'm happy so she is too.
>mom tells me to sell after every profit (kek, female trait) but to keep at it in general

it's nice having a supportive entourage.

[Anonymous No.25186827]

>>25184622
>These people actually exist, he's fucking retarded and always makes typos and talks weird. He's snarky and thinks he's better than everyone even though he's a fuck up who ran into a wall of cash
Oh they exist alright. They are people who felt that they were never afforded the appropriate respect and dreamt about the day of the windfall, after which people would start listening to them and take their opinions seriously. Your uncle fell into cash via inheriting properties. You lot dream of an asset you invested in mooning. But it’s the same dream. Your uncle is every poster on /biz/.

[Anonymous No.25186871]

>>25186050
From pretty based to extremely based. Good on ya.

[Anonymous No.25186873]

>>25186680
you're a good person, anon. the world needs more people like you. normies will never make good decisions. don't be too hard on them.

[Anonymous No.25186884]

>>25186680
>Ive already invested 5k on their behalfs each.
avg cost?

[Anonymous No.25186928]

>>25186425
hope he opens a 50x short

[Anonymous No.25186954]

>>25183982
>of course not for free
LOL is he Jewish? Look how fast he goes from concerned (because he wants people to sell and tank it for his own satisfaction) to seeking to exploit you for his own gain now that he knows you have money. He thinks you have like 170k.

[Anonymous No.25186982]

>>25186827
>You lot dream of an asset you invested in mooning. But it’s the same dream. Your uncle is every poster on /biz/.

That's somewhat disingenuous. I bought BTC at 1k each. I already made a shit load of money and I'm not going around trying to give life advice or sticking my head up other people's asses. If someone in my family comes up to me to ask how to buy BTC, I help them, but not before telling them the risks. Otherwise, I don't say a thing.

[Anonymous No.25187085]

>>25186884
2.5k each at BTC 9k and 2.5k in ETH at 380ish

[Anonymous No.25187119]

>>25186752
I cant brother. Its not their fault the world pulls the wool over their eyes. I dont want thanks or praise, I just want them to have better lives than what the government and the corporations have in mind for them

[Anonymous No.25187181]

>>25185859
> noo mr devil don’t take my son for investing my money without permission, he made me rich and I love him and would have given permission!!
> sorry ma’am, rules are rules

[Anonymous No.25187183]

>>25186680
Rare. A good person. I plan on donating the majority of my profits, depending on how much I make. Id like a family.

Feel proud about yourself, you can walk with your head up high.

[Anonymous No.25187300]

>>25186745
The money was not yours to invest and you didn't have consent. You should have done a better job at convincing your mom to invest. Even still she has no control over her money and you have not returned what you took from her. At this point you should probably just keep it though since you have probably been written out of her will.

[Anonymous No.25187362]

>>25182646
Your mistake is in telling people that you own any coins at all

[Anonymous No.25187390]

>>25187183
>>25186873
Thank you mates.
May Blessings and prosperity follow you both.

[Anonymous No.25187463]

>>25182646
How wealthy is your uncle?
That kinda tempers his "advice"

[Anonymous No.25187619]

>>25183982
OH THERE IT FUCKING IS
>You have something that I value so you don't deserver it, give it to me because I want it
What a cunt

[Anonymous No.25187630]

>>25184435
durrrr I wish I knew more about this ! (has access to the internet)

[Anonymous No.25187653]

>>25186982
Ok, fair enough, he’s not every poster on /biz/ but a great majority. I am convinced that most posters on this board will turn into your uncle once they make some profits. Probably you’re a bit less likely having seen such a prime example of how ugly it looks from the outside.

[Anonymous No.25187669]

>>25182646
>uncles name is satoshi nakamoto
>oh sh...

[Anonymous No.25187729]

>>25183982
>do the needful and give monies to me sirs
Laughing at the state of your uncle. Can't wait until BTC hits $100k and you reveal that you didn't sell.

[Anonymous No.25187740]

>>25186425
I know it's a larp but this made me laugh

[Anonymous No.25187752]

>>25185674
kek

[Anonymous No.25187791]

nice larp

[Anonymous No.25187822]

>>25186425
>telling him to short
he's going to fuck you up when he get fucked

[Anonymous No.25188091]

>>25182793
Your uncle really shouldn't be telling you what to do with your money unless he's independently wealthy FROM trading.

>>25182711
This is a little different, as a father looking at your son you want him to avoid losing money more than make it big. Making it big brings its own problems that you can't help with, and if your son loses all his money you can expect him to come lean on you when he needs help and it'd be really hard to tell him to fuck off after losing big.

This is why I lie to my parents about money. If they ever ask what I do with all my income, I'm going to tell them I blow it gambling and on hookers. No way are they finding out I have crypto or stocks and am about to retire with a 6 figure passive income.

[Anonymous No.25188462]

>>25186425
>tsla is the next big thing
oh my fucking god

[Anonymous No.25188610]

>>25182711
Literally explain to your dad what a stop loss is and how you set them up to still be in profit.

[Anonymous No.25188655]

>>25182711
kek

[Anonymous No.25189339]

>>25183982
your dad's an asshole

[Anonymous No.25189407]

>>25184437
Seems like he lost a bunch of money gambling on options and now needs yours to "make it back". Don't give him shit

[Anonymous No.25189723]

>>25189339
uncle, sorry, i just skimmed the thread

[Anonymous No.25189810]

>>25182646
Send him this Wojak

[Anonymous No.25190072]

>>25187300
She has no will. She's poor as fuck, that 100k was saved up over 10 years from working at payless. I literally bought a ticket to aristocracy by stealing her cash to buy bitcoin

[Anonymous No.25190356]

>>25184119
Why do you use reddit spacing?