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25153220 No.25153220 [Reply] [Original]

What's the fastest way to get completely justd in crypto?

>> No.25153228

>>25153220
Not buying

>> No.25153244

Buy at an ATH, watch it dip around 10% and panic sell. Do this 3 times.
Optionally an alternative form of JUSTing is losing your private key.

>> No.25153269

just be me

>> No.25153276

>>25153220
Buying at ATH, buying the "never selling" meme like 77% of all wallets, and then still holding the bags without cashing out at all when it all comes tumbling down.

>> No.25153295

>>25153220
actually take a bobo's advice

>> No.25153310

>>25153220
Buy the newest Uniswap listings

>> No.25153326

>>25153220
XRP.

>> No.25153340

Buy whatever is being shilled as flavour of the day in the catalog. Currently it's some shit called 1inch.

>> No.25153341

>>25153220
Long Ripple 100x

>> No.25153358

>>25153220
buy the just token?

>> No.25153362

Futures trading

>> No.25153380

100x on anything
or buy xrp

>> No.25153385

>>25153220
Futures

>> No.25153393

>>25153220
Buy anything biz is shilling

>> No.25153414

just stare at the charts all day every day
your fingers will do the rest

>> No.25153417

>>25153220
bitmex

>> No.25153436

>>25153276
>Buying at ATH, buying the "never selling" meme
Honestly, I'm convinced that feels less bad than actually accumulating low and then just not selling the pump, and then having to hodl thru despair or a loss on your investment
First scenario, yeah, you're a retard, second scenario you were almost smart but your retardation was too strong and you fucked it up anyway. I would know, I've done this several times

>> No.25153438
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25153438

>>25153220
be a boomer and fat finger your market buy orders

>> No.25153529

>>25153438
lmao, i shouldn't even say this but setting bids way outside range still is stupid profitable if you get lucky. just yesterday sushi spiked down below $1 on the dump, trading at $2.5 now..

>> No.25153544

shorting xrp

>> No.25153560
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25153560

>>25153269
I know that feel.

>> No.25153580

long xrp with 100x leverage

>> No.25153610

Can someone kindly explain the origin of the guy in OP’s pic and the “just” meme? Merry Christmas all.

>> No.25153644

>>25153414
Done that.
Current Status: Justed

>> No.25153651

Just buy link. It’s one big LARP/MEME coin that everyone is about to find out after a 50% red candle is about to hit them in a few hours

>> No.25153664
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25153664

>>25153610
An ad of a guy with a glorious haircut.

>> No.25153691

>>25153610
The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".

>> No.25153723

>>25153295
/thread