/smg/ – Santa market general

[Anonymous No.25135577]

Merry Christmas Edition
https://youtu.be/knmWhvn1Fuk

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

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[Anonymous No.25135627]

There's a new bussy in town

[Anonymous No.25135640]

Second for TLT

[Anonymous No.25135641]

What holiday is this? I've never heard of it

[Anonymous No.25135642]

GHIV is celebrating Christmas, but come back Monday. BTWN will be there too.

[Anonymous No.25135644]

>>25135563
What does secular bullish mean? So if a certain stock has low underlying beta then its not worth buying calls on?
I am considering either investing 10k in LEAPS or 10k in tech blue chips/ ETFs

[Anonymous No.25135659]

all the OPTI shilling is getting to me..have watched it creep up since the 'deal'

[Anonymous No.25135663]

>>25135627
These are gonna be so easy to rob, in runescape obviously.

[Anonymous No.25135672]

>>25135627
how long till dindus steal that thing?

[Anonymous No.25135675]

>>25135659
I'd have to open a new brokerage account to buy it but I'm REALLY tempted to buy it.

[ConsiderTheFollowing No.25135677]

technical analysis is equivalent to reading future from animal entrails.

Humans evolved to see patterns everywhere, even in random events. Thats the entire basis of stuff like superstition or technical analysis
>I see the stock keeps bouncing around price of 25$. Except when it doesnt. So 25 is the support level. Also 23.6, and 21, and also 20, thats support levels as the candles show, based on this I buy then. Plz subscribe, it really helps me out

[Anonymous No.25135679]

>>25135641
It's a holiday that exists to remind white men that the strongest argument in favour of white flight to Mars is the lack of Indians claiming to own it

[Anonymous No.25135684]

>>25135663
I would imagine they will have a security system of some kind. Probably cameras as well.

[Anonymous No.25135689]

bros i didn't know TDameritrade has a retail trader index you can view, it even tells you what they're buying lol

[Anonymous No.25135697]

>>25135641
must be a canadian thing.

[Anonymous No.25135714]

can i just use arkk as a boomer fund instead of like sp500 or something

[Anonymous No.25135730]

>>25135675
can't you call your broker and tell them to buy it for you? Must be a way without opening another account. Might have to pay a commission but would save you the hassle of opening another account.

[Anonymous No.25135742]

>>25135642
>BTWN
Investing in a +60% NAV SPAC that has not announced target yet purely because of the possibility of it being Tokopedia. Unless you were already in seems risky.

[Anonymous No.25135745]

>>25135714
Are you comfortable just giving all your money to Mommy Cathie and ignoring it?

[Anonymous No.25135757]

>>25135745
i dont trust women very much but i think itll give way better gains for now then sp500

[Anonymous No.25135762]

>>25135714
No, that's not allowed here.

[Anonymous No.25135769]

>>25135714
no, this is the first year ark does well. that does not indicate a continual uptrend.

[Anonymous No.25135771]

How do you value a SPAC that's announced a merger partner, but is trading well above NAV?

[Anonymous No.25135787]

>>25135762
i dont want to go bigly on a boomer fund but i just figure id stash some cash in there because of compound interest and what not its better then starting as a boomer

>>25135769
i know that im saying hopefully it gives a nice ass gain for a year or something then it turns into a boomer fund and just gives steady gains after like a normal boomer fund

[Anonymous No.25135802]

>>25135684
Yeah, but I think I could tip one of those babies over pretty easily and I'd feel bad if I actually had to rob a driver y'know?

[Anonymous No.25135804]

Is it too late to hop on the UUUU train? Or is it a boat? You guys keep changing it up.

[Anonymous No.25135815]

>>25135714
>actively managed funds
This is the first year her fund hasn't been usual boomer trading garbage and it was built on the back of muskcoin.
She has transistioned the fund into just hunting Beta with professionally run PnDs on tech small caps backed by just buying AAPL.

[Anonymous No.25135819]

>>25135742
look up the managing team.

[Anonymous No.25135824]

>>25135677
It works because other investors think the same thing and act on it
its collective placebo

[Anonymous No.25135825]

>>25135771
You start by telling me what the company is and when the merger date is scheduled, shithead.

[Anonymous No.25135834]

>>25135815
she said she wants it to give 20% a year after this

[Anonymous No.25135843]

>>25135730
I use reddithood because I'm lazy and it works.

[Anonymous No.25135845]

>>25135815
You say this in every thread but you've never managed to say why that's bad. The market is rewarding her strategy, it's clearly working.

[Anonymous No.25135848]

Why didn't GME retrace back to $16-17 today?
I sold at $19.35 and I want to buy back in.

[Anonymous No.25135868]

>>25135684
Cameras are racist.

[Anonymous No.25135893]

>>25135815
I don't own ARK but with tech you just need to find the next Apple or TSLA and then she can keep the pace up. Even if the other companies fuck up the way some tech companies boom will keep her afloat if she manages to find the winners.

[Anonymous No.25135902]

>>25135825
nvm I figured it out

[Anonymous No.25135906]

>>25135804
yes, it's too late. you will lose money if you go in. People that hold it will lie to you to get your money too.

[Anonymous No.25135949]

Are you a bad enough dude to short MSFT?

Writings on the wall.

[Anonymous No.25135953]

>>25135714
>>25135845
Up until 2020 she just about outperformed the market or something like a beta world ETF (2015-2020 +100% vs. her 150%)

It's OK, but there are better funds

[Anonymous No.25135954]

what were /smg/'s favourite posts of 2020?

[Anonymous No.25135958]

>>25135804
I'm in on UUUU because the fucking retards here talked me into it but as far as I can tell it's going nowhere fast. If it is in fact a train, as far as I can tell, it hasn't left the station yet.

[Anonymous No.25135972]

>>25135954
Horse posting was peak comfy

[Anonymous No.25135974]

>>25135893
Her just buying AAPL which goes against her "disruptor" memes is the tell.
All active managers try to keep spurious momentum going by just buying the mega caps.

[Anonymous No.25135975]

https://youtu.be/IOpjJl23JBk

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.25135987]

>>25135845
just give her your money if you think she will continually smash the index it tracks for the next 10yrs

[Anonymous No.25135992]

>>25135627
>Will start in California out of all places

So place puts on Bussy?

Niggers will either steal its tires, or rob people in these things.

[Anonymous No.25136011]

so much for that approval

[Anonymous No.25136023]

post a picture of you holding BTWN

[Anonymous No.25136030]

>>25135974
pretty sure buffet and trump both own a fuckload of apple too

I mean when I run out of shit to trade I just buy apple and sit on it, it's not going anywhere lol, you are right though, she plays off an image that isn't really too genuine

[Anonymous No.25136039]

>>25135974
AAPL going into EVs could both legitimately be a disruption meme and also could hurt Tesla substantially, it makes sense for ARKK to include it

[Anonymous No.25136075]

>>25135819
I know...hence I mentioned Tokopedia...........

[Anonymous No.25136085]

Uhh yeah so is my bcrx call for Jan 15th fucked or nah? What about my znga calls

[Anonymous No.25136094]

>>25135868
My apologies. Happy kwanza. Continue robb... I mean taking reparations to feed your family.

[Anonymous No.25136101]

>>25136039
>the aaple ev
>wheels, doors, and seats available at the apple store
>only 1 millions dollars
>maps available on the apple store
>can be charged at the apple ev charging station only
>cannot repair anywhere except apple mechanic store

[Anonymous No.25136120]

>>25135742
that's basically every SPAC, you are investing in the person

[Anonymous No.25136129]

>>25135992
they need to clean off their computer area.

[Anonymous No.25136130]

>>25135953
i was just thinking itd be the only thing thatd give me an easy 50%

[Anonymous No.25136131]

>>25135958
>it hasn't left the station yet.
I'm literally up 38%.

[Anonymous No.25136150]

Market bottoms on bad news and tops on good news right? Thanks demented agent Orangeman for a comfy Christmas. We just put in our local bottom, bullish bias, hopefully premarket will have some washouts from retail to buy.

Unless it actually works and we all get 2k USD each--that doesn't happen does it???

[Anonymous No.25136168]

>>25135677
>Stock pumps 200%
>Dude, buy this stock. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.25136175]

>>25136101
It sounds awful and nobody should buy it but I've been saying the same thing about iPhones for a decade. They only get more locked down and less features, but retards still buy them by the bushel.

[Anonymous No.25136193]

>>25135992
as opposed to white people sitting in an office all day until theyre 90

[Anonymous No.25136204]

Should I buy CCJ or UUUU?

[Anonymous No.25136220]

>>25135992
Anon these will only be used in gated communities where it's legal to shoot meggers on site. This will never be allowed near peasant scum.

[Anonymous No.25136231]

>>25136150
It was likely a deflection as he pardoned some cronies. He's made a habit of doing outrageous fake-things to take over the news cycle when he does something more shady than normal.

[Anonymous No.25136235]

>>25136168
if you bought GME at 200% off the bottom, it's gone up another 400% since. And it's still not fully valued, even without a short squeeze (which is very possible if these prices are maintained).

[Anonymous No.25136243]

>>25135949
We need to come together as a United planet and remind China that they’re our dogs.

[Anonymous No.25136254]

>>25135677
>>25135824
You guys are like parrots.
This exact conversation occurs multiple times every day. You need TA in combination with other types of analysis, a part isn't useless because it doesn't work outside the whole. A muffler isn't useless because it doesn't work without the exhaust system.

[Anonymous No.25136265]

>>25136193
>yeah well niggers might be violent thugs but at least they don't live long and productive lives like middle class white people!

[Anonymous No.25136286]

Merry christmas niggas

http://gains.dob.jp

[Anonymous No.25136303]

>>25136265
having fun is better then sitting in an office

[Anonymous No.25136325]

>>25136286
Are you yolo'ing on options or penny stocks?

[Anonymous No.25136330]

you DID buy OPTI at 4, even 5 cents, anon... right?

[Anonymous No.25136343]

>>25136286
You're getting coal for being a fat annoying faggot this year

[Anonymous No.25136352]

>>25136330
i bought at 8 is it too late for me??

[Anonymous No.25136359]

>>25136303
>white people idea of fun: creating things
>black people idea of fun: destroying things whites built
This is why we're leaving you on Earth

[Anonymous No.25136360]

>>25135677
Technical analysis can work, it's what funds hire ex-physicists and mathematicians for.
But they're not doing bullshit Boomer "I see a reverse Russian cock and balls pattern forming" garbage that idiots on here with no understanding of confirmation bias advocate.

[Anonymous No.25136367]

>>25135577

Im balls deep on oil since July.
Xom and RDSB literally fucked me this year but i also made like 1800$ in divvies so far this year...
Hopefully this meme vax gonna get injected in npcs asap coming quarters so they start to consoooom and do meme vacations (flights) back again

[Anonymous No.25136376]

>>25136352
no, but obviously you'll make less percentage wise. dec 31st hasn't arrived yet.

[Anonymous No.25136380]

>>25135954
This was the GOAT. It still makes me giggle like a schoolgirl when I read it.

[Anonymous No.25136395]

>>25135824
This desu.

[Anonymous No.25136417]

>>25136330
I bought at $0.05 a while ago and already at +55%

The new Coronita-chan mutation only makes this more likely to get more profitable.

Buying the rumor, selling the news is the way to go, oni-chan

[Anonymous No.25136420]

>>25136376
what happens on dec 31?

[Anonymous No.25136443]

>>25136420
The simulation ends.

[Anonymous No.25136450]

There was a guy last thread asking about exit price for BFT.
I think he wrote $17, I'd just like to clarify that you shouldn't be selling anything less than $25.
PT is between $25 and $40, depending on how retarded the market is.

[Anonymous No.25136458]

>>25136243
Meh. Linux is the future anyway also MSFT lives in Chinas asshole and imo youre an idiot if you think otherwise.

[Anonymous No.25136462]

>>25135742
>>25136075
Its a SPAC, its already risky—I just don't see your point aside from missing out on some gains by not buying lower. If not Tokopedia, another comparable company. Li and Thiel are just too much name power to fail, especially in the SPAC space.

[Anonymous No.25136469]

>>25136359
except you dont. 95% of office jobs are just sitting around and wasting time to get your salary. you dont do anything useful. stop taking credit for elon musk and steve jobs you will never do anything useful

[Anonymous No.25136470]

SPACs are just 2-year bonds with 0-200% yields.

[Anonymous No.25136479]

>>25136420

[Anonymous No.25136490]

>>25136458
>Linux is the future
been hearing this for ages

[Anonymous No.25136512]

MERRY CHRISTMAS /SMG/

[Anonymous No.25136514]

>>25136490
Linux is a program specifically designed for low functioning autists to keep them busy so they aren't stimming and screeching

[Anonymous No.25136515]

>>25136462
I have Google Alert if it turns out to be Tokopedia I will buy and lose out on some upside but minimize the current risk. Half the point of a SPAC is the asymmetric risk which you don't really have if its trading on rumors at 60% NAV.

[Anonymous No.25136516]

>>25136470
cant go negative?

[Anonymous No.25136518]

>>25136469
If we're talking race as a whole, we're responsible for almost every luxury you take for granted, and you are responsible for Peanut Butter.
The next century belongs to the Asians and they're already planning on quarantining you. IQ is all that matters and most African Gorillas have objectively higher IQs than the average sub-Saharan black.

[Anonymous No.25136521]

>>25136479
that's 2 billion with a B, btw.

[Anonymous No.25136527]

>>25136469
Literally all you've done is talk about how fun smashing autonomous cars would be. Go chimp out somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.25136551]

>>25136518
if iq is so important why dont you have fun, sex, talk to girls, or have friends?

[Anonymous No.25136552]

>>25136367
Aren't you already rich if you're able to make $1800 in dividends?

[Anonymous No.25136563]

>>25136514
Linux is as plug and play as any new PC build and its fucking free.
MSFT has a monopoly on support.
Fuck MSFT. They live in Chinas asshole anyway.

[Anonymous No.25136574]

>>25136420
>>25136479

That means the stock value will land at around $0.70/share by the end of the quarter.

I seriously have no idea why people haven't jumped on this yet. The finalized contract is in the SEC website.

I guess most people are busy chasing GME pipe dreams twitter tells them about.

[Anonymous No.25136583]

>>25136518
It's time to stop replying to the white leftypol kid baiting as a nigger.

[Anonymous No.25136585]

>>25135714
Buy tqqq on the dips like a true chad
It’s going to be a monster 10 years from now

[Anonymous No.25136586]

fuck scalpers

I only respect long term investors

[Anonymous No.25136587]

>>25136518
Will the bugmen merge their people with Africans in Africa to make a semi literate slave class to keep running the diamond mines or do you think they'll just phase them out?

[Anonymous No.25136589]

What should I buy and hold long term? I bought a bunch of PLTR at $11 and unironically bought 1x share of AMZN the other day.

[Anonymous No.25136603]

>>25136516
If you buy at NAV not really.

[Anonymous No.25136620]

>>25136527
I'm white and I really can't think of anything more entertaining than growing a long beard and becoming disoriented and disheveled, then attacking monotone apple cars with an old louisville slugger baseball bad as pencil thin non binary hipsters scream like little cis girls. Fun knows no color, and if you couldn't derive any pleasure from something like that maybe you aren't a human.

[Anonymous No.25136623]

>>25136574
because the vast majority of posters ITT are either robinkiddies who can't trade most OTC stocks, or Canadians who can't put OTC stocks in their TFSAs – you see a similar effect when a TSX Venture stock is shilled here, but Robinkiddies can't buy it so you only get (You)s from leafs

[Anonymous No.25136630]

Fuck long-term investors.
I only respect scalpers.

[Anonymous No.25136648]

>>25136585
what about leverage decay though? people keep talking about it on reddit but they all sound like boomers. ive seen portfolios holding tqqq and they made shit tons and i just randomly threw money in there and all its done is go up

[Anonymous No.25136655]

>>25135949
>revolving around the major domestic operating system that's envisioned to become the CHinese equivalent of Microsoft Windows

HOLY FUCK LITERALLY ALL THESE CHINKS DO IS COPY WHITE PEOPLE'S SHIT IM SO SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHIT COME UP WITH YOUR OWN SHIT YOU FUCKING CHING CHONG DING DONGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25136659]

What calls to buy on Monday?!

[Anonymous No.25136663]

>>25136620
that does sound pretty fun

[Anonymous No.25136677]

Just woke up and all my stocks are slightly down despite futures being up. Anyone want to give me the basic gestalt?

[Anonymous No.25136706]

>>25136677
small movements like today's are basically random noise and can be ignored as meaningless

[Anonymous No.25136708]

>>25136655
Russians did it first.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReactOS

[Anonymous No.25136714]

>>25136623
So...the only reason they're missing out on free money is because non robinhood brokers require reading, looking at some spreadsheets/charts and don't look like a Nintendo game?

I mean, it's retarded but I believe it desu

[Anonymous No.25136722]

>>25136367
If trump does something against Iran soon your oil stocks will go back up

[Anonymous No.25136727]

>>25136706
Just Christmas eve fuckery?

[Anonymous No.25136738]

>>25136677
Major crash is near.

[Anonymous No.25136755]

>>25136738
Fuck off bear you've been saying this for months

[Anonymous No.25136758]

>>25136727
stocks go up, stocks go down, can't explain that

[Anonymous No.25136763]

>>25136648
It’s stupid, compare the return of TQQQ/QLD/QQQ in 2020, the most volatile year of all stock market
The only thing is being able to stomach (and not being margin called) when TQQQ lose all of its value during a crash
But if you dont fuck up, it will go back up as fast as it went down

Bonus point is leaps on TQQQ every time it’s down 10% from ATH

[Anonymous No.25136776]

>>25136623
>Canadians who can't put OTC stocks in their TFSAs
this is the most retarded rule.

[Anonymous No.25136779]

>>25136677
You're alright, fren.

Don't log into the stock market tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.25136785]

>>25136714
>So...the only reason they're missing out on free money is because non robinhood brokers

How would what non-robinhood brokers do affect what robinhood users can do?

[Anonymous No.25136791]

>>25136552

450$ after tax per quarter is still a joke, im not greedy but it isnt enough to live off nor is it really enough to invest back into my portfolio(which im constantly doing)
Also some of the cut the divvies. 2021 - 2022 should be fun when they raise divvies.
Im expecting 1k to 1.5k$ per quarter starting end of q4 2021 - q2-2022

[Anonymous No.25136794]

>>25136763
reddit says that if you hold tqqq and its goes up 10% then down 10% you actually lose money for some reason

why wouldnt they entire world just hold tqqq if its such easy money?

[Anonymous No.25136817]

>>25136648
Leverage decay is a meme
Backtest tqqq to your heart’s content to confirm for yourself
Tech is the future, get in or get left behind
Redditors are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.25136827]

Ha, yeah apple car, what a dumb idea
>purchase car with an apple payment plan bundled with mobile device
>Apple issues debt rated higher quality than US Treasury
>US consumer more likely to pay off cell phone bills than credit card bills or income/property tax
>Apple becomes lender of first resort
>US Treasury coordinates economic stimulus by back room meetings with Tim Apple at Blackrock Headquarters (BLK 2020 AUM 7.8 trillion USD)
>Tim falters under the pressure and is hospitalized in San Fran
>Researchers from UCSF appear, speaking in hushed tones with Secret Service men and Apple security detail
>literal global economy depends on suppressing the news
>The Apple iPhone in everyone's pockets, the device that made Apple and Tim what they are, threaten to tear everything down
>more security detail arrives

[Anonymous No.25136844]

>>25136817
i bought $100 worth of tqqq just as a fuck it move and all its done is go up lol

[Anonymous No.25136854]

>>25136586
Long term investors doesn't have beef with scalpers though

[Anonymous No.25136855]

>>25136776
>don't put dumb shit in your TFSA it's for boomer savings, young leaf
>>loads up on GME

[Anonymous No.25136860]

>>25136763
>>25136648
I've been wondering this myself recently. I want to buy a leveraged index and just hold it, but it's the reddit sentiment about decay that always held me back. However, when I look at any graph comparing a leveraged index vs a non-leveraged, the leveraged always comes out on top massively if you disregard market crashes. However, the reddit sentiment is that if it's not pumping 100% of the time you'll lose money. It makes no fucking sense

[Anonymous No.25136872]

>>25136755
Ok, I'm wrong. Market is just consolidating before the bull market continues. Continue investing as you please.

[Anonymous No.25136876]

>NOTHINGS MOVING!!! My stocks aren’t moving!!!!! JEWS SRE DOING THIS!!!! Reeeeeeee!!!!

[Anonymous No.25136881]

>>25136827
the sony car is actaully looking decent though between that and the ps54 i really want to get in

apple is going to be shit unless they can actaully trick people into thinking its a luxury car like owning one of those overpriced 60k luxury suvs because theyre just gonna make you pay like 15,000 to upgrade your battery, 20,000 for a better software version, oh you didnt use apple approved wheels! car stops until serviced by an apple employee

[Anonymous No.25136886]

>>25136872
The market hasn't even dipped, my picks did randomly

[Anonymous No.25136911]

>>25136876
>IM RUINED!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.25136914]

>>25136860
what made me not want to buy it was someone on reddit said if tqqq is a get rich fast scheme then whats sqqq? a get poor fast scheme?

it cant be that easy but someone posted a portfolio here where they put 10k in tqqq and then 20 years later it was worth 500k so wtf

[Anonymous No.25136923]

>>25136574
>That means the stock value will land at around $0.70/share by the end of the quarter.

this is really useful information actually, how do you calculate this btw? i sorta just set a sell limit order at just under $1 but plan on seeing what happens on the day of the news, selling wherever it spikes to or at least putting in a stop loss in case it starts tanking.

[Anonymous No.25136934]

>>25136586
Why are you holding?

[Anonymous No.25136980]

>>25136914
10 years*

[Anonymous No.25137012]

>>25135954

[Anonymous No.25137024]

>>25136844
The key is don’t get shaken out by the gut wrenching dips, when you feel like you want to puke from the massive dip buy more

[Anonymous No.25137031]

>>25136914
That's retarded. SQQQ is different because it always has an upper limit. TQQQ has no limit. If I listened to any reddit-tier investing advice I would never make any money

[Anonymous No.25137059]

>>25135627
Why do companies keep releasing these? These are literally inoperable in any population that is less than 99% white due to niggers robbing them.

[Anonymous No.25137060]

>>25137024
yeah but tqqq is essentially a boomer hold on steroids though there would be no reason to even watch it just keep putting money in it. id throw 10 grand in that bitch right now if i knew it worked

[Anonymous No.25137069]

>>25137012
>09/24/20
it's more than doubled since then lol, based footballchad showed that toasty roastie the true path

[Anonymous No.25137076]

>>25136587
African populations are only so high because we keep giving them free shit.
When we no longer do that a ton will flee to Europe while the rest starve and China settles the most fertile and abundant land on Earth.

[Anonymous No.25137080]

>>25136881
Apple charging more for a better softwar version? That sounds more like adobe. Adobe should buy Dropbox or something.

>>25136914
Just depends if we're in a secular bear, bull, or crab market. But my money is on the powers that be use financial engineering to guarantee a bull market and economic recovery, and would be willing to devalue the dollar to do so.

[Anonymous No.25137087]

>>25136589
GTE

[Anonymous No.25137099]

jews dont celebrate christmas so why arent the fucking markets open? fuck boomers

[Anonymous No.25137102]

I unironically don't think circuit breakers are possible anymore after March 2020. Too many people would load up on TQQQ and SPY calls if it dipped 2.5%.

[Anonymous No.25137139]

OH SHIT SEC FILING

[Anonymous No.25137162]

>>25137139
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.25137179]

So what you're saying is I should spend some of my pay check and buy TQQQ each month? I just wanna keep DCAing into one or two things for 20 years and forget about it. What do I pick?

[Anonymous No.25137190]

>>25137179
NAK

[Anonymous No.25137198]

>GHIV aftermarket

[Anonymous No.25137199]

so what do the GME shorts even do at this point, exactly?

[Anonymous No.25137211]

>>25137139
OH SHIT IRS TAX FILLING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.25137213]

>>25135627
free food, free tires and once is knocked over, free house. great initative from the government as welfare

[Anonymous No.25137224]

>>25137179
well i gues youd be a millionaire i dunno. i put 100 bucks in tqqq for fun and its just gone up since i did it

[Anonymous No.25137250]

>https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

So this basically just lets you know when a moon mission might occur?

[Anonymous No.25137284]

Unironically what are some tips you wish you knew before doing stocks?

[Anonymous No.25137346]

>>25137190
>Bagholders still shilling NAK
This was fun for a while, but it's starting to get sad

[Anonymous No.25137354]

>futures

[Anonymous No.25137356]

BABA chads we will make it in the end, stay strong

DO NOT SELL YOU WILL REGRET IT LATER

[Anonymous No.25137364]

gonna do a liquor store run and pick up some rum, what does /smg/ drink?

[Anonymous No.25137385]

>>25136714
If there were guaranteed .70 buys on every share you could grab it would have been arbitraged out already.
There is risk and hearing OPTI holders say there isn't is convincing me not to buy. There's almost 2 billion shares for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.25137415]

>>25137346
It's a meme you dip.

[Anonymous No.25137424]

>>25137284
i don't get the race shit, evolution wants us to mix until we get the best of every race into one race.

ironically this will create one master race that will eliminate all other races naturally. it's kinda funny. she doesn't seem to realize that there will be no more asians, or blacks, or mexicans, either. there will just be the ubermensch, whatever that winds up being. they won't be asian you fucking bitch lmao, thanks for the free pussy though and being my kitchen slave for this life time xD

[Anonymous No.25137439]

>>25137364
One chocolate milk please, on the rocks.

[Anonymous No.25137451]

>>25136914
>if tqqq is a get rich fast scheme then whats sqqq? a get poor fast scheme?
kek

[Anonymous No.25137454]

Yo /biz/! I hope you guys are getting a merry x-mas and mad pussy for the new year. I hope you guys listened to me so far and if you haven't it is not to late to hope aboard to OPTI plane. Don't forget Cannabis is a exponentially booming industry in the America.

[Anonymous No.25137464]

Got $800 in tips this Christmas niggas. What am I dumping it into?!

[Anonymous No.25137468]

BABA tanked because the CCP is going full fuck you mode again.
You just can't trust the Chinese can you?
That's why I stay away from Chinese stocks. I prefer to profit off of Jews with a little Uno Reverse magic.

[Anonymous No.25137472]

>>25136855
kek basically what i did

[Anonymous No.25137477]

plebbit says if theres a really bad bear market it can wipe out your entire fund in tqq and even wipe out like 90% of the entire fund

[Anonymous No.25137479]

>>25136458
Hi wang. Tell Xi you're doing a good job!

[Anonymous No.25137484]

>>25137424
oh this goes for jews too. you already see them racemixing already. they can't stop what they've already created, their children are already racemixing too, which is also hilarious. defeated by their own hubris.

[Anonymous No.25137496]

>>25137424
she makes you pay for her familys house or dump you

[Anonymous No.25137504]

>>25137364
had a rough one on Sunday night, mate. Laying off the sauce for a while

[Anonymous No.25137533]

>>25137477
Why are you telling us anything those faggots say? Why don't you go back?

[Anonymous No.25137536]

>>25137477
This is why everyone needs to start off investing in crypto.

Then you can shrug off and wait out a 90% TQQQ drop.

[Anonymous No.25137553]

>>25137364
Guiness in the fall and winter, Modelo in the spring and summer. I'm a simple man with simple tastes. Tolkien in fact pushed the virtues of living the simple life via the Hobbits and their lifestyle.

Currently drunk and watching Griswold Christmas Vacation.

[Anonymous No.25137564]

>>25136763
I noticed during the September-October double dip QLD and QQQ outperformed my TQQQ. It's not a good reason to avoid it because you still would gain more in the long run. It's literally just saying "you should have deleveraged during the dips bro" which is crystal ball logic, of course you "should have." You "should have" sold everything and shorted indexes during the dips but we can't see the future.
>>25136794
Every instrument does that, look
>$10
>Lose 10%
>$9
>Gain 10%
>$9.90
They're misunderstanding leverage decay, drag, and interest which are pretty complicated. Leveraged ETFs have problems but apart from some extra drag it's just LEAPs on indexes.

[Anonymous No.25137588]

>>25137385
ya im holdin a few thousand but im not betting the house on it. Anything thats a "sure thing" in thr stock market is invariably a kike rugpull

[Anonymous No.25137605]

>>25137496
how does she make me pay? she's free to leave any time lmao. i already got what i wanted.

[Anonymous No.25137629]

>>25137087
Can you please explain why you are so adamant this Colombian oil exploration company that's lost about 90% of its ATH will even remotely bounce back?

[Anonymous No.25137631]

>>25137536
What do you recommend in crypto? BTC is at ATH.. and everything else appears to be a risky as fuck altcoin

[Anonymous No.25137660]

>>25137631
All in on xrp DO IT!!!

[Anonymous No.25137668]

>>25137385
just put $1-2k into it and sell the news, it's not that hard anon. no one is telling you to bet the farm on a penny stock.

[Anonymous No.25137671]

>>25137631
idk but Monero has an actual use for tax evation purposes

[Anonymous No.25137698]

Just went in on BABA with 40 grand.

Who with me?

[Anonymous No.25137716]

>>25135848
I'm kinda worried about that. Seems like the situation has changed now

[Anonymous No.25137736]

>>25137631
>everything else appears to be a risky as fuck altcoin
That's exactly the point. You ride out 10k worth of ETH dropping from $1,200 to $100, so later on you're able to ride out 100k in TQQ dropping from $175 to $17.50.

Remember, avoiding those drops altogether means exiting the market early enough (when the crowd isn't telling you to) and re-entering it early enough (when your gut isn't telling you to). It's often best to just ride them out.

[Anonymous No.25137751]

>>25137424
>evolution wants us to mix until we get the best of every race into one race

evolution doesn't want anything it's just something that happens.

And when the mixing only goes one way it does result in what she's talking about. no white people are moving to Africa or asia or the middle east. but every year millions of those people move to white countries. Every year the population of those places increases while remaining homogenous. they're basically just spawning pits sending breeders to Europe and north america

[Anonymous No.25137756]

>>25137631
BTC, ETH, LTC. and that is it. I'm vastly more comfortable gambling on stocks.

[Anonymous No.25137780]

>>25137698
It's gonna dip some more buddy, go in slowly.

[Anonymous No.25137793]

RYCEY to begin its slow pandemic recovery climb to $5 EOY 2021.

[Anonymous No.25137797]

>>25137698
I am bagholding with 25k left lol

[Anonymous No.25137810]

>>25137629
the chart trends dumps then moons ever few years its due.
insiders with paper hands selling their shares.
CFO Jed Clampante shooting at nourishment struck the ground they found oil.
government contract to pull resources and move equipment to Ecuador.

[Anonymous No.25137812]

>>25137668
I'm thinking about it, it's less risky now ironically than when it was .05 because it moved 20% with every tick back then.
The other problem is it's a fucking COVID product, nobody is going to give a shit after next year so a market cap over 500 million would be highly speculative.
You already answered that concern, to be fair. >Sell the news

[Anonymous No.25137816]

>>25137533
well nothing on this site will show up on google because you cant stop posting weird racist shit!

[Anonymous No.25137827]

>stock market at ATH
>just buy a triple leveraged ETF bro, stonks only go up

[Anonymous No.25137829]

>>25137564
>it's just LEAPs on indexes.
They are absolutely not equivalent.

[Anonymous No.25137840]

>>25137793
I snagged a couple shares today myself breh

[Anonymous No.25137845]

>>25137564
why are we even buying memes then? i could just use my time and spend it working and throw all of that in tqqq and just do better? i bought tqqq at 129 and have had zero problems it even goes up on red days a lot

[Anonymous No.25137859]

>>25137827
>implying the fed and congress wont do everything in their power and then some to stop the line from going down

[Anonymous No.25137872]

>>25137829
Useless post.
I can reconstruct TQQQ by buying LEAPs on indexes and rebalancing daily.
The fact that TQQQ's contracts are cash settled is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.25137873]

>>25137812
anon the fucking news is dec 31st, as in 2020 dec 31st. "after next year" wtf are you even on about?

if you're so afraid and for some reason want to actually hold it long term just sell half on the pump and hold the other half for however long, then. if this shit actually moons super hard like that im probably just gonna sell it and call it a day, that's be like a fucking 20 bagger for me which i've never had in my life so far.

[Anonymous No.25137876]

>>25137827
I know right?
Why do people even buy that shit when you can make more doing shit on your own.

[Anonymous No.25137885]

Does RYCEY ever fucking move???

[Anonymous No.25137886]

>>25137859
>implying the fed and congress can do anything when the velocity of money is 0

[Anonymous No.25137904]

>>25137816
>well nothing on this site will show up on google because you cant stop posting weird racist shit!
Good, nigger

[Anonymous No.25137906]

>>25137564
yeah i just checked that chart it looks like the bad part of tqqq is you might get a negative year like that dude in the beginning who lost 20% its funny how boomers are fine waiting 65 years for money but then one bad year can instantly turn them away from a stock forever

[Anonymous No.25137907]

give me 1 stock that will triple in price over the next week

[Anonymous No.25137912]

>>25137364
I'm back with 750ml of Captain Morgan

[Anonymous No.25137922]

>>25137845
Diversity, hedging, short-term outperformance.
I only buy memes that I think will outperform TQQQ but I'm never fully certain about anything, so I make small or medium buys.
Plus nothing is guaranteed, we could have a Japan's lost decade situation.

[Anonymous No.25137926]

>baba newfags panicking
It’s not different than the FB dips
Shit will go up

[Anonymous No.25137930]

>>25137907
GTE

[Anonymous No.25137937]

>>25137904
well then where the fuck do you watch me to research retard

[Anonymous No.25137955]

>>25137907
LGVW

[Anonymous No.25137968]

>>25137886
>implying they wont go full zimbabwe and literally print trillion dollar bills

[Anonymous No.25137970]

>>25137816
The only reason we make money here is because we keep out idiots like you.
If you don't even have basic racial pattern recognition then how the fuck can you make money in the market?
Saying shit like nigger is the only reason this place isn't Reddit 2.0.
Dumping my bags on Reddit is one of the simple joys in life. I wonder how many of them liquidated their net worth to go in on PLTR at $29.

[Anonymous No.25137971]

>>25137937
I don't care, just shut the fuck up if you're going to stay here you tranny

[Anonymous No.25137977]

>>25137926
i know everyone shitting on baba is such an idiot oh its chinese so its gonna go down forever!

[Anonymous No.25137987]

>>25137415

[Anonymous No.25137989]

>>25137364
Whiskey

[Anonymous No.25137992]

imagine not owning FNMA

[Anonymous No.25137999]

>>25137971
im browsing reddit alalala reddit reddit reddit reddit

[Anonymous No.25138005]

>>25137873
Sorry anon I wasn't following the whole convo. The 70 cent conversion thing is Dec 31?
Doesn't make sense to me, man, it would have been arbitraged by now. If I miss out that's fine.

[Anonymous No.25138021]

>>25137930
>>25137955
thank you
your tip has been submitted

[Anonymous No.25138023]

>>25137872
>it's almost exactly the same
>then you just add something that completely changes the whole dynamic
>see? it's still the same
It wasn't even the same before.
You want constant leverage on the day. That's the only reason why you use far-out expiries. You usually use swaps or infinity knock outs.

[Anonymous No.25138029]

I have no clue what the fuck I’m doing

[Anonymous No.25138040]

>>25138029
Explain nigger

[Anonymous No.25138043]

>>25137999
Fuck heads like you seem to like coming here and saying this a lot, but I dont think there's people from here doing the same on your shitty walled garden fag site, I wonder why that is

[Anonymous No.25138044]

>>25137454
OPTI...this thing better moon.

[Anonymous No.25138045]

>>25137968
>implying 1 trillion quadrillion dollars in the banks' reserves are going to do anything

[Anonymous No.25138048]

>>25138029
just buy memes with a cool logo and name. if you cant spot the proper names and logos and industries then give up stocks arent for you

[Anonymous No.25138057]

>>25137859
If that's the case, market crashes would never happen. The gov't isn't omnipotent.

[Anonymous No.25138093]

>>25138005
they made a deal selling $2 billion worth of product, they're going to show the revenue on the 31st from that deal. you can literally just read it: >>25136479

[Anonymous No.25138100]

Wasn't there an anon that did an entire investigation into why OPTI was a fraud like a month ago?
What r u guys doin

[Anonymous No.25138124]

>>25138100
people are freaking out about a 2b deal

[Anonymous No.25138135]

should I start being spooked if I'm still a poorfag and a newfag but there's newfags way newer than me showing up with way less money

[Anonymous No.25138136]

>>25137364
Get me some Martin Miller's gin

[Anonymous No.25138143]

>>25137886
>velocity of money is 0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicopter_money

[Anonymous No.25138149]

>>25138124
The 2B deal was announced before that though

[Anonymous No.25138159]

>>25138045
sure as fuck gonna make the line on my robinhood go up and as we all know tje stock market is literally the only measure of the us's well being

[Anonymous No.25138163]

>>25138143
>doesn't know what velocity of money actually means
Money in mattresses does nothing for your stocks.

[Anonymous No.25138166]

>>25138100
ceo had to pay a million dollar fine. im in opti but will sell as soon as it pumps

[Anonymous No.25138182]

>>25137284
>>25137484
>>25137496
>>25137751
>Ignoring my question

[Anonymous No.25138188]

>>25137364
Canned wine for me sir.

[Anonymous No.25138192]

>>25138100
Oh yeah, kek I found one of the screenshots>>25138124
>>25138166

[Anonymous No.25138195]

>>25138057
try telling that to the government and their pet progressives

[Anonymous No.25138197]

>>25138135
Start being spooked. Then immediately sell everything when you see women and blacks.

[Anonymous No.25138205]

>>25138023
You know normal people would be fine that I said it's just LEAPs. You want me to say it's just like LEAPs, fine.

Listen, everyone! It's akin to a daily rebalanced leveraged index position BUT it actually uses swaps! This is something you must know before investing! Don't put a penny in the market until you've studied the collected video works of Tastytrade, snorted Investopedia up your nose, and written me a 40 page report on the invention of derivatives in medieval Japanese rice futures markets. I expect this thread to 404 now, you all have an assignment to do.

[Anonymous No.25138221]

>>25138163
Poor people have the highest marginal propensity to consume. The helicopters are supposed to drop their loads on poor neighborhoods.

[Anonymous No.25138225]

I saw a nigger make 1% gains in the market last week and I'm pretty sure that's a sign of the top.

[Anonymous No.25138232]

>>25138163
>implying consoooomers can resist consooooming
Stimulus cheques go straight to iPhones and some madlads invest them. Either way, the money is circulating.

[Anonymous No.25138252]

Will AMZN ever split again?

[Anonymous No.25138254]

>>25138205
Why are you chimping out already?
I'm just saying that it's a shitty comparison.
Your first reply was already a borderline sperg out.
What the fuck's your problem?

[Anonymous No.25138264]

>>25137827
We are in a real once in a generation melt up. It will go upwards defying even the most retarded of permabulls as TINA reigns as queen bitch of the universe. The Fed has ordained EVERYONE must play in the casino. Just don't be an actual investor, the true bagholders.
Just have to protect yourself with whatever assets you can. A triple leveraged ETF is fine since that means you have 66% of your portfolio to grab such things if you can find them.

[Anonymous No.25138266]

>>25136876
Spicy rycey flat lined today

[Anonymous No.25138272]

does clf really have 4x more shares then they did back in 2008? how is that possible without a stock split?

[Anonymous No.25138278]

>>25138252
By antitrust action? Yes.

[Anonymous No.25138312]

>>25138264
>once in a generation crash followed by a once in a generation bubble followed by a once in a generation crash (but quicker this time) followed by a once in a generation bubble (but way, way quicker this time)
>all within 12 years

[Anonymous No.25138317]

Lol ARK bought 17mil of BABA at 260 and it tanked like 20% instantly.
Why do people trust them? Their entire portfolio is held up by electric vehicles.

[Anonymous No.25138319]

>>25138272
stock dilution

[Anonymous No.25138321]

>>25138272
I told you to shut the fuck up if you're going to stay here you retarded nigger, they issued more shares fuckwit, like what GME just did

[Anonymous No.25138332]

>>25138321
god damn it dude fuck off

[Anonymous No.25138345]

>>25138264
I missed out on the dip and I won´t buy the top, I hope the market crashes soon and hard

[Anonymous No.25138358]

>>25138254
You're my problem.
This post was useless, I abhor useless posts >>25137829
All you did was point out my failure to say "just like" instead of "just".
The "Like" can be assumed. That makes your post useless.
It doesn't matter anyway for the purposes I was using it. That makes your post useless.
You said "NO" but didn't explain. That makes your post useless.
Now call this calm and thorough explanation a sperg-out, go ahead.

[Anonymous No.25138364]

Why smg hate SPACS? Is it because of the October shit show

[Anonymous No.25138366]

>god damn it dude fuck off

[Anonymous No.25138367]

>>25138197
What if it's just a black woman? Or is that worse if it's combined? I'm not very good at this stock market stuff.

[Anonymous No.25138372]

>>25136330
Of course. Im still salty i missed out on it at 2c by a DAY

[Anonymous No.25138373]

>>25138358
>>25138332
>>25138321
calm down spergs, its just play money

[Anonymous No.25138388]

>>25138364
We don't hate SPAC.
There are plenty of good SPACs out there, we're just sick of garbage pajeet shit.
I'm legit all in BFT warrants right now.

[Anonymous No.25138414]

>>25138345
the market could unironically double next year and nothing would change, we'd be having the exact same conversation about money printing and TINA and "this is the top"

[Anonymous No.25138417]

>>25138367
Lucky for us there, black women in the market are about as common as a trustworthy Jew.

[Anonymous No.25138427]

Why can’t I buy opti right now on Webull or Robinhood?

[Anonymous No.25138436]

>>25138364
SPACs are one of the favored tools of parasites that rely on new dumb money to dump on idiots and making a return for their early investors.
They aren't all bad but they are dangerous for new investors that don't understand that.

[Anonymous No.25138471]

>>25138427
because it's OTC pink sheet

[Anonymous No.25138489]

>>25138312
>he didn't know generations last 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.25138492]

>>25138414
look at the stimulus bill, Republicans denied a 2000 dollar stimulus, Trump might veto the bill or not sign it, this might be really bad

[Anonymous No.25138494]

>>25138427
maintenance

[Anonymous No.25138496]

>>25138358
I think you might have autism.
I fear you're not going to make it.

[Anonymous No.25138509]

>>25138182
i learned a lot in college about stocks, markets, economics. The dabbled. Then learned stock picking is a fools errand over the long haul. Then I really started to invest

[Anonymous No.25138526]

>>25135906
>hrr it's too late
lol. don't act like you know anything about this company, anon. but for the OP, just put some lower bids in.

[Anonymous No.25138532]

>>25138492
>muh stimmies
We've been playing this game since August, Bobo. And you've lost every round.

[Anonymous No.25138545]

>>25138317
DONT TALK ABOUT MOMMY'S STRATEGIES LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.25138567]

>pay cuts for remote workers
Is the FAGMAN meme dead?

[Anonymous No.25138568]

>>25138182
>invested podcast is a decent way to learn some things and/or hear some terms you can research.
>stay away from penny stocks unless it's something you basically found yourself.
>concept of averaging down/up
>selling puts to open a position
>getting 100 shares of what you're buying anyway so you can sell covered calls
>

[Anonymous No.25138576]

>>25136204
UUUU. CCJ's marketcap is too large and they just closed down one of their mines due to some covid bullshit.

[Anonymous No.25138610]

>>25138388
Ok so... explain the difference between a warrant and a share, for dummies, I only own shares

[Anonymous No.25138613]

>>25138496
>Now call this calm and thorough explanation a sperg-out, go ahead.

[Anonymous No.25138629]

>>25138492
We pumped for 3 straight months on "stimulus progress". It doesn't matter. TINA reigns.
The real redpill position to have is to realize that it only pays to be bearish on the bottom 99% >>25138532

[Anonymous No.25138632]

>>25138471
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.25138647]

>>25138436
All I know is I ride them 30-50% then Sell and never look back.

[Anonymous No.25138675]

How high do we expect GHIV to go

[Anonymous No.25138727]

>>25138610
Extremely short version, Warrants grant you the right to buy the share, typically at $11.50 after the merger.
So you pay money for the right to buy a single share at that price.
You can buy and trade them like shares and they have recall dates as well. You need to do your research on them when buying them, if the SPAC deal doesn't go through they will be worthless as well.
That's the really short version, please do your own studying.

[Anonymous No.25138767]

>>25137793
Yeah one chain holding it down has snapped (brexit). Just one left to go (Covid).

[Anonymous No.25138796]

>>25138727
So it’s a option for SPACS
>>25138675
To the moon I guess. This is a spac that we be bigger than DKNG imo

[Anonymous No.25138806]

>>25138727
so like options but without the same type of time decay?

[Anonymous No.25138836]

>>25136330
that was a great pump and dump in August

[Anonymous No.25138847]

>>25135627
>autonomous bussy
Oh god.

[Anonymous No.25138872]

>>25138851

>>25138851

>>25138851

>>25138851

[King digger No.25138884]

>>25137698
10k here

[Anonymous No.25138894]

>>25138806
Very short version, yes. They give you way more leverage and gains. HOWEVER, they have their own little quirks that you need to be aware of, like how they can get recalled early, etc.

[Anonymous No.25138895]

when you buy options do you just keep the money off the top or do you need to money to buy the shares after its all said and done

[Anonymous No.25138925]

HACKERS CHANGE FEDERAL FUNDS RATE TO 25%, ALGOS DUMP SPY TO 100, DXY SPIKES 3000%

[Anonymous No.25138946]

>>25138532
next year we will dine in hell

[Anonymous No.25138954]

>>25138364
I stay away simply because it's about as much of a gamble as a shitcoin, based on the fact that they may/may not partner with who they say they're going to. Sound familiar?

[Anonymous No.25139277]

>>25138895
its a coupon that you payed a premium to be able to use.

[Anonymous No.25139293]

>>25136563
I switched to mint when windows 7 security updates ended. It's fine. Very easy on hardware resources. Only annoyance encountered so far is my old printer does not work with it. Generic driver don't work, company never made a linux driver for it. I miss photoshop a bit. Gimp is functional but it has taken a while for me to get comfy with the different layout.

[Anonymous No.25139391]

>>25136794
Look beta decay
It’s completely unsignificant once delta kicks in
TQQQ is actually a get richer if and only if QQQ goes up (wich will for the next years)
Just hold if it goes down

[Anonymous No.25139413]

>>25138188
I didnt even know this was a thing