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>be me
>be 2030
>didn't buy into bitcoin as much as I should have back in 2017
>Only bought 1 BTC
>Only 5% of the human population bought BTC in the last decade.
>My 1 BTC is world 10 million dollars
>The public has to work with units of 0.000000100 satoshi, which equal $1 (rip USD)
>mfw I'm accepted into the league of Crypto gods for not getting in too late, but still being the life of the party
>mfw we have ascended to lamboland

>> No.2511913

true

>> No.2511925
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>mfw 1 million dollar bitcoin

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>>2511872
>be me
>Invest around 5000 in months february untill now
>Now hold 20k
>be 2020
>I quit my job and start traveling the world.
>I now own more then 1 million usd worth in crypto
>be 2030
>the USD has collapsed
>crypto is mass adopted
>Be among the top 1%
>Have trouble raising your kid because he cannot learn about hard work and disappointment
>Overall happy but friends hate me for my financial success

>> No.2511947

>>2511928

>tfw your friends who thought you were insane for buying cryptoshekels beg for a satoshi so they can feed their family

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>>2511872
>be me
>doesn't invest and play with faucet during 10's
>invest way too late and way too few into cryptos during 20's
>2030 still a wage slave engineer
>WhyLive.jpg

>> No.2512105

are the people in this thread memeing or do you guys actually fantasize about being in the top 1% from buying internet coins that you don't understand?

>> No.2512139

>>2511928

epic

>> No.2512189

>>2512105

>You will join or you will be left out.

>There are only 2 options.

>You swim or you sink.

>You speak or you shut up.

>You fight or you run.

>Negotiations are a waste of time when the outcome is always the same.

Crypto is the future and you central bank brainlets better get a clue fast.

>> No.2512196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohqKmAz_aeM

Based predictive linguistics guy knows what's going on.

>> No.2512203

>>2512189
i'm not a nocoiner, but I'm realistic about my expectations. Setting your hopes so high isn't healthy

>> No.2512224

>>2512105

global financial system is set to collapse. the money will go somewhere.

Normies dream about winning the lottery. We dream on educated guesses.

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>>2512105
Well you could argue that there is a reasonable chance that crypto will become a world currency.

Then we would be early adopters still and be among the 1%.

Also not everyone is smart enough to become a millionaire.
If the crypto market continuous his upward trend which I believe it will, it is a chance for a lot of people to gain a tremendous amount of wealth in a short time window.

So no memeing I consider this quite a likely outcome.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DV7Lfxdp_0

>> No.2512423

FUCK THIS THREAD I GOT NAUSEA NOW I FEEL LIKE IM MISSING OUT ON THIS SHIT GOD DAMNIT

>> No.2512465

>>2512242
mfw the song is actually good

>> No.2512518

>>2512423

Tick Tock bucko. The train is leaving.

>> No.2512541

>>2512518
FUCK FUIOJOJRQIO#JRQOIJER
I'M PUKING
IM PUNKGNE

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>>2512541
Its not too late bro

>> No.2513263

why don't you just get a high paying job? unless you're retarded it's pretty easy to get a $80k+ salary with a good degree. You can even put it into crypto if you want

>> No.2513385

>>2513263
because that involves subservience, exerting effort and going outdoors

>> No.2513479

>brainlet who's too dumb to learn any marketable skills saying they don't have a job because they don't want to be subservient

cracks me up every time

>> No.2513627

>>2513479
ok cucklet keep slaving away for mr goldstein

>> No.2513695

>>2513627
keep refreshing your 1000 dollar coin collection on blockfolio hoping it turns into a million and you can make the girl who rejected you in high school wish she said yes

>> No.2513718

>>2513695
jokes on you, I'm only interested in anime girls

>> No.2513782

>>2513718
/thread

>> No.2513847

>>2513479
I have a degree and a job in PA consultancy that I plan on leaving but whatever helps you sleep at night

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>>2513718

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>>2513718

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>>2513718
Truly one of our own.