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Lets say you are given a million dollars, taxes paid off etc. What would you do at this point to grow your money?

Hardmode: no crypto investments

>> No.25079876

>>25079836
Two girls at the same time

>> No.25079892

>>25079836
buy guns gold and food for a year

>> No.25079901

>>25079836
MICROSTRATEGY

>> No.25079909
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i would buy a shack out in the middle of nowhere, live on 100k in the meantime while i invest the rest of the money in crypto

>> No.25079912
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>>25079836
vanguard ETF & dividend stocks

>> No.25080084

>>25079836

Something that returns at least 5% interest on your $1m = $50K/yr

Microstrategy guy said he's never selling BTC because it's like buying prime real estate in NY except you're buying it in digital form meaning he's probably going to borrow against it to avoid taxes and remain rich without selling. Rich people don't sell their assets he says in this podcast:

https://youtu.be/ZW2yAPfJRrU

>> No.25080181

>>25079836
give money to art, technology and science

>> No.25080232

some cucked arrangement where i get 5% every year

then retire immediately

>> No.25080304

Start a small carryout pizza place for funzies, invest the rest

>> No.25080349

>>25079836
Farming.

Not even joking.

3,000%+ ROI yearly.

Buy tomato seeds for fractions of a cent and sell tomatoes at farmer's markets for $2-3 each.

You will need some dirt and water. Dirt is cheap because it's on the ground and water literally falls from the sky.

After the first year, your seed are free.

>> No.25080449

Injective Protocol just hit ATH! And this is going to double digits! So obviously this is what I would buy!

>> No.25080537

>>25079836
Buy a pool for my garlond.

>> No.25080664

>>25079836
Go all in on commodities. copper, uranium, vanadium, lithium, gold, silver, rare earths.

>> No.25080670

>>25080349
My mom raises chickens and got normies on a weekly subscription for eggs, makes honey and rakes fresh blueberries/u pick, then makes lots of money selling baked goods at farmer's markets and sometimes gets stopped at the grocery store and asked if she has any.

There is money to be made but it is a hustle, she couldn't quit her job and live off it until she expand ontop of what she's doing now. Lots of money in beekeeping and selling queens/slates.

>> No.25080724

>>25079836
buy shit that gives me 4% dividends/interest and live on $40k a year. I'm frugal so thats more than enough

>> No.25080835

>>25080084
Why is this Asian man laughing like a maniac? Also time stamp about borrowing against assets? Definitely interested in smarter ways to legally avoid the tax man

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>>25079836
Apply for unemployment and wait for the market to dip, then invest a chunk of it into safe ETFs and blue chips while dividing the rest into living expenses, precious metals, risky memestocks and options.

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>>25080084
>5%

Many ETFs have done a 100% over the past 12 months though. 5% is sad boomer numbers.

>> No.25080879

>>25080868
look at this dumbfuck zoomer who thinks this is a normal market
you will be crushed, and then you will find out what life during a bear market is like

>> No.25080914

>>25079876
Sex before mariage is a sin

>> No.25080997

>>25080914
Jesus sacrfice has no purpose unless man continues to sin.

>> No.25081050

>>25080879
See >>25080852

I've got my hands on my money waiting to run, gaywad.

>> No.25081091

Why would I need it to grow? Comfy 3000 sq ft boomer box on acerage paid off. Semi retired for the rest of my life just needing food and clothing.

>> No.25081108

>>25080914
Don't worry the 2 girls are his wives

>> No.25081135

buy a house with half, and invest the rest in airplane stocks after covid.

>> No.25081163

>>25079836
buy land and improve its value

>> No.25081176

>>25079836
Pyramid schemes (passive profit platforms) I know a dude with 500k in them and makes 16k a week through them. Most of the money he has in them is recycled from his previous investment in these ponzis, so even if one rugs they just take back their own money.

>> No.25081196

>>25079901
This. If the obvious choice is not allowed, I'll go a roundabout way.

>> No.25081209

>>25079836
Real estate and wholesaling

>> No.25081221

>>25081108
Alhamdulillah

>> No.25081222

I'd buy a bar, for cheap Corona prices

>> No.25081252

>>25080084
>he's probably going to borrow against it to avoid taxes and remain rich without selling. Rich people don't sell their assets he says in this podcast

You don't need to be rich to do that. I do that too and I'll never ever sell my Bitcoin. If I need money I just take a compound loan

>> No.25081293

100k in GRT. 200k Into gold and silver. 10 BTC. Sick car or two. Some guns and ammo. Stockpile food and water. Buy some high quality dogs and a great piece of land. Build a small compound on 50 acres in the mountains. Tend bar and enjoy life.

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Super easy. Half in crypto, 1:1 btc:eth. Other half in vanguard ETFs, don't care really so I'll go with whatever the roboadviser suggests.
Or if it's hard mode and crypto isn't allowed I guess I keep it all in cash under the mattress and act surprised when inflation erodes the value away to nothing.

>> No.25081338

>>25079836
>>25079876
>>25079892
>>25079901
>>25079909
>>25079912
>>25080084
>>25080181
>>25080232
>>25080304
>>25080349
>>25080449
>>25080537
>>25080664
>>25080670
>>25080724
>>25080835
>>25080852
>>25080868
>>25080879
>>25080914
>>25080997
>>25081050
>>25081091
>>25081108
>>25081135
>>25081163
>>25081176
>>25081196
>>25081209
>>25081221
>>25081222
>>25081252
>>25081293
>>25081315
SNEED

>> No.25081385

>>25081338
Sneed sells feed and seed, which is completely normal. Chuck, on the other hand, sells fuck and suck.

>> No.25081474

>>25081385
But it was formerly chuck's. I don't think he is currently selling there as the store now belongs to Sneed? Or am I just not getting the joke?

>> No.25081487

Unironicaly a house eith garage, or garage plus shed in garden, install modular maggot farm, chuck bad meat one end, receive maggots other end. Have seen a guy making 80k gbp/yearly selling that shit for farm food etc. If you look it up fren, is actually one of the models that everyone can get in to as it always has room for small guys to join in.
Is all on google
Look it up fren

>> No.25081504

>>25079836
All in boomer stocks and enjoy easy 50k per year

>> No.25081865

>>25079912
Insanely based

>> No.25082425

>>25081315
Learn how to read fuckface

>> No.25083597

the Power Idex only

>> No.25083605

>>25082425
this

fuck off, retard

>> No.25083876

>>25081487
the jew fears the indoor maggot farmer

>> No.25083919

>>25081209
>wholesaling
why would anyone do that voluntarily

>> No.25083944

>>25081252
how do you pay back then

>> No.25084749

>>25081252
What's the point of having Bitcoin if you're never going to sell them? You can't take them with you when you die...