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2507492 No.2507492 [Reply] [Original]

How to be a b/millionaire 5 years ago

>take any software idea and adapt it to mobile
>buy any crypto at all ever
>make a website that appeals to women
>Flappy [noun]

How to be a b/millionaire now

>get a PhD from a top 5 world university, hope your highly specialised area happens to have commercial potential, then hire tens of other PhDs, hope your hard technology works
>be an AI expert math / computer science genius
>
>Thats fucking it

>> No.2507666

You forgot choking on disgusting old man cock, that's >300k/yr tax free I've heard.

>> No.2507885

>>2507492
>How to be a b/millionaire now
make a shitcoin, start an ICO and watch millions of dollars flowing into your pocket in an hour

>> No.2507926

Hindsight is 20/20

You stupid faggot

Go create or invest in the next big thing

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2508076

>>2507492
Here's the next big thing: self-sealing stembolts.

>> No.2508090

>>2507492
>Kickstarter
>Indiegogo
>Patreon

>Indie video games

All gone.

>> No.2508281

>>2508076
Shit, I can't find those anywhere. Would you accept land as a payment? I'm serious.

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>>2507885
this. so many fucking opportunist cloning memecoin ideas from other people and still make millions from it

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2508333

Cheer up, anon. What is money compared to friendship and human kindness?