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>> No.25069539

1000% return on MVIS. Where my bros at?

>> No.25069558

Thank you sir. I like cunny.

>> No.25069564
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25069564

Say no to Auntie Cathie's ponzi schemes!

>> No.25069585
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25069585

UTZ!!!

>> No.25069587

C & F

>> No.25069590
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>> No.25069594

whats shorts covering

>> No.25069600
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how have you lads been doing lately? im enjoying this clown market

>> No.25069602
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KEEP SAYING ITS NOT COMING BLOCKBUSTER NIGGERS. I WILL KEEP FOLIO-FUCKING YOU EVERY TIME.

>> No.25069613
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25069613

Thank you sir, I love UTZ and little girl(anime) pussy

>> No.25069633
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25069633

Buy BITF faggots

Confirmed moon mission.

>> No.25069635

>>25069564
Is it a ponzi? What's up with it? Everything she buys pumps hella.

>> No.25069639
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25069639

FUCK
>SGBX
>CANOO
>BCRX
>GEVO
FUCK U ALL FUCKING FAGGOTS

>> No.25069655

daily reminder that i would be rich as fuck if i knew about stocks in 2017 but i have no one to teach me because i had poor parents

>> No.25069669

>>25069602
both uber and Justin say Burry is out btw

>> No.25069678
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>>25069600

>> No.25069706

>>25069602
honestly short sellers were right, GME only has hope because of Cohen

>> No.25069709

>>25069655
Hindsight is 20/20. I wish I had bought and held MVIS when it was at 1.00. I thought it was another pump and dump.

>> No.25069714

Fucking RIOT up another dollar after hours. RIP my sold calls.

>> No.25069717

>>25069519
wheres the sneedful gambit guy

>> No.25069720

>>25069585
>>25069613
Even among all the SPAC shit and mysterymeat Tech IPOs, this is still the silliest moonmission of 2020. A fucking bag of Chips. Happy for you though and very cute.

>> No.25069722

>>25069655
so you should be rich as fuck in 2023 then?
get back to us then

>> No.25069737

>>25069709
nope i knew exactly what to buy and i had all the time in the world.

i saw everyone using cashapp, buying yeezys, iphones, windows, jordans, everything i was right about everything i would of just tripled my money instead of it sitting in a bank. now i have to kill myself

>> No.25069738

>>25069633
>BITF
Won't it dump by Friday?

>> No.25069748
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>>25069706
And thats a good thing

>> No.25069751

>>25069600
Christ

>> No.25069760
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25069760

BLACK HOLES
LIVING IN THE SIDE OF YOUR FACE
RAZOR WIRE SPINNING AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR
AROUND YOUR (BLISTERING SKY)
AROUND YOUR (BLISTERING SKY)
AROUND YOUR (BLISTERING SKY)

>> No.25069776

>>25069722
nope everything is all over every good stock mooned everything is just memes now

>> No.25069790

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE TO BE PATIENT WITH MY INVESTMENT AND ITS SO DIFFICULT WHEN I SEE OTHER INVESTMENTS GOING UP BY OVER 50% IN A SHORT DURATION!!!!

Am in on something that will likely be a triple bagger or greater but requires patience as it'll likely take months before it pulls it off. In that short duration I'd already be up 50% had I just gone with my other strategy. I'm almost all in as well. The more frustrating part is seeing the stock continously bring forward good information and the price moving extremely reluctantly and at this rate only the very thing I'm waiting for to happen is the likely catalyst needed to turn my investment into a triple bagger.

How do I just stop doing this incessant checking?

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>>25069706
This was a valid concern before Cohen doubled down at $16 and hired the same firm that fought GME and won for Hestia and Permit. It is no longer a valid concern.

>> No.25069808

I can’t believe I’m saying this but... LGVW.

>> No.25069822
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>>25069709
Damn you missed 800% gains bro that’s rough

>> No.25069832

>>25069655
Only if you went all in and kept all in. There were plenty of "this is the end of the bull run" stuff from 2017 onwards.

Trump was less helpful than people put him on the pedestal for market volatility. The guy was a fucking "this is the top" tweeter.

>> No.25069834

Putting 6000€ into bitfarms is a smart idea?

>> No.25069837
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25069837

Why yes I only invest in ARK etf leaps how could you tell?

>> No.25069841

what do the DDfags that shilled VALE think of BMIX

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Shid

>> No.25069874

>>25069790

>PLTR

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>>25069613
>>25069558
based and Cpilled

>> No.25069886

>>25069737
Underage b&
But actually your on a board where seeing BTC at $20 and not buying is the single biggest cope and your gonna get pissed you didn't make it in the stock market? You're retarded kid. Put in the money and work, learn the game, and worst case scenario you pick up your knowledge and move into a different market if we go bear. Motherfuckers have gone from $5,000 to a cool milli in less than a year and people have gone from $10 milli to zero in a couple days. You're never too late to make it trading dude, it's also never such a sure bet you wont lose everything. If you had gone all in on $20 gme calls yesterday you would have a 5 figure account instantly. It's never too late to make it retard

>> No.25069889

>>25069837
Im a manlet, but this is beyond manlet, this is omegalet.

>> No.25069893
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25069893

I hate crab days. So unfulfilling, I feel like my lifeforce is wasting away.

>> No.25069896

>>25069519
I don’t get why those retards do crypto even chain link was useless garbage after it went over 1 dollar

>> No.25069903
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>>25069669
>uber and Justin

>> No.25069906

>>25069600
Fruatrated as at this point the only way my investment that I threw close to my ebtire networth into requires a key piece of news before it becomes a triple bagger. Good news after good news and barely any budging. Yet one of my other picks has gotten bad news twice in a sector that wasnt even affected by covid or barely and has gone 2x already. Yet the one I went in on hard keeps getting good news over and over yet somehow rarely budges.

>> No.25069910
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25069910

Uhhh, bros?

>> No.25069923

>>25069737
lol retard

>> No.25069924

>>25069808
Did worse than gme

>> No.25069927

>>25069790
Get income and DCA into the position so you feel big brained thinking about all the future gains your making.

>> No.25069934
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25069934

All aboard the uranium bull market train (sponsored by Energy Fuels Inc.)

>> No.25069945

>>25069903
You objectively should not believe anything that someone on /smg/ says someone in a YouTube chat said about Michael Burry

But it's probably right

>> No.25069949
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25069949

>BABA
>FB
It's all so tiresome, frens
At least MSFT is doing the needful

>> No.25069952

>>25069837
Is this a viable strategy?

>> No.25069963

>Ctrl+F GHIV
>No results
Pathetic.

>> No.25069968

>>25069910
>Uhhh, bros?
Looks like a retarded bear

>> No.25069973

>>25069633

dont they mine ETH? ETH is going sideways with btc is going up.

>> No.25069978
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25069978

This is my first day trading stocks ever.

Tbh I put £900 into my account and tomorrow I am gonna yolo something.

I just wanna be rich can anyone help me?

>> No.25069980

>>25069949
I sold my BABA for a loss and haven't looked back, made more on the money it freed up.

>> No.25069984

>>25069910
Nothing unusual. $1 million purchases of options calls/puts happen very frequently. They have no predictive power.

>> No.25069988

>>25069886
Dude I would of been 100% and have 6 figures now

>> No.25069989

>>25069910
Like if you're not selling you're retarded. Just go take a peek at trade sentiment right now if you need some reassurance we will be tanking as soon as fucking possible. The market is ran by dumb money thinking they see a good deal.

>> No.25069998

>>25069978
MVIS, if you're going true YOLO.

>> No.25070002

>>25069952
I don't see why not ARK etfs only go up. ARKK 250 EOY 2021

>> No.25070006

>>25069978
vale

>> No.25070007

>>25069973
They mine exclusively BTC, they used to mine some LTC but not anymore.

>> No.25070023
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>>25069639
whats your deal? SGBX has been on a nice run up.

>> No.25070029
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>600 from stimmi
>1500 hazard pay from my job
what should i buy bros

>> No.25070039
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25070039

dont worry coom bro i fomod back in all in GME shares after hours

average cost 19.20$

>> No.25070043

>>25069906
i know that feel, its impossible to tell how news will effect price anymore. got burnt a few times because of that shit.

>> No.25070053

>>25069600
Are you a fellow GME n*gger

>> No.25070060

>>25070029
GHIV and ARKK

>> No.25070065

>>25069978
>This is my first day trading stocks ever.
great...

>> No.25070083

>>25070053
why yes, i am. GME is about half my total gains

>> No.25070096

>>25070065
I'm a retard with a grand to burn lol

>> No.25070097
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>>25069980
I'll do when it goes lower tomorrow. I mean I'm not at a loss but Jack's autism could hamper growth for months and if the tripple bottom support it is now at doesn't hold there is literally no reason to keep hodling it.

No idea why they went out and tried to fuck with the CCP, but here we are. I mean that stuff happens but if that was their plan they kind of deserve to pay the price.

>> No.25070099

>>25069978
Gamestop unironically. All in GME shares tomorrow. Not calls, IV too high.

>> No.25070107

>>25069988
Yeah and I would've had 7 if I bought link in 2017
Stop self loathing you idiot and go find your ticket to wealth. Go look at WSB if you need motivation porn dude, one guy turned $500 into $120,000 in 3 days man. It's never too late to make it stop being stupid.

>> No.25070124

>>25070083
Thats amazing dude. I made 7 grand on GME today. I am also a GME n*gger. Man its awesome to talk to soemone else with the same investing proclivities as me.

>> No.25070125

Bros... I need to make just 150 dollars to have made 100% of my initial investment back. Feels weird to think that everything in my portfolio will soon be only profits.

>> No.25070132

what happens if you just copy whales options?

>> No.25070142
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holy fuck futures dumping

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25070145

Its funny how no one but GME has actually made any real money in the last 2 months and yet when it goes down 5% tomorrow all the blockbuster 2 fags will come out of the woodworks to try and gloat.

>> No.25070146

>>25070099
do I put it all in before the market opens or wait for a dip?

Serious question I am retarded I know yes

>> No.25070148

Thanks to the anon who told me to get in ocgn months ago

>> No.25070155

>>25070125
Good work I hope to be there soon. Currently at 30%

>> No.25070157

>>25069807
no i still have to acknowledge that Melvin assassinating Cohen is possible because it sure as hell will be cheaper than paying 1 billion (and counting)

>> No.25070163

>>25070124
you can say nigger here friend

>> No.25070169
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25070169

TRUMP DECLARES HE WILL VETO STIMULUS BILL UNLESS CHECKS INCREASED TO $2000
>TRUMP DECLARES HE WILL VETO STIMULUS BILL UNLESS CHECKS INCREASED TO $2000
TRUMP DECLARES HE WILL VETO STIMULUS BILL UNLESS CHECKS INCREASED TO $2000
>TRUMP DECLARES HE WILL VETO STIMULUS BILL UNLESS CHECKS INCREASED TO $2000
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>TRUMP DECLARES HE WILL VETO STIMULUS BILL UNLESS CHECKS INCREASED TO $2000
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TRUMP DECLARES HE WILL VETO STIMULUS BILL UNLESS CHECKS INCREASED TO $2000
>TRUMP DECLARES HE WILL VETO STIMULUS BILL UNLESS CHECKS INCREASED TO $2000
TRUMP DECLARES HE WILL VETO STIMULUS BILL UNLESS CHECKS INCREASED TO $2000
>TRUMP DECLARES HE WILL VETO STIMULUS BILL UNLESS CHECKS INCREASED TO $2000
TRUMP DECLARES HE WILL VETO STIMULUS BILL UNLESS CHECKS INCREASED TO $2000
>TRUMP DECLARES HE WILL VETO STIMULUS BILL UNLESS CHECKS INCREASED TO $2000

>> No.25070189

>>25070163
No...it just feeels.....wrong....but I think about....saying it......a lot.....

>> No.25070190

>>25070145
if GME is red tomorrow, that'll be worrying because we're currently operating under the assumption that Cohen is buying up as much as he can before he has to file again within 2 days of going past 13.9%

>> No.25070191
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.25070192

>>25070132
if you try to swim with the whales you'll end up sleeping with the fishes

>>25070146
going all in at once is stupid but you only have $900 so who cares, yolo it at open

>> No.25070205

>>25070169
DELETE THIS

>> No.25070204

>>25070169
Oh baby gimmie that money ty trump

>> No.25070206

>>25070169
Oh hell yes we getting paid bitchez

Also what do you faggots think about ESPO? Esports gonna go insane now that everyone's turning into a basement dwelling neet?

>> No.25070209

started with 9k capital last month, went all in on PLTR and that turned it into 11k and scalped it and now diversifying; feels good man

>> No.25070215

>>25070169
Source?

>> No.25070216

>>25070124
based coomer, if tomorrow is looking good im picking up some 1/15 $19c

>> No.25070219

>>25070169
unironically bullish
look at how futures are reacting. nothing

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>>25069600
MVIS chad here, didn't go ham enough on it but hey hindsight is always 20/20. Grats on your gainz

>> No.25070230

Shoutout to the tranny janny for giving me a week long vacay for posting CLF tranny's twitch link when someone asked for it

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>>25070209
photo didnt upload

>> No.25070251

>>25069924
Not many stocks go up 25% in a day to be fair. I’m still not sold on GME and I dont understand why people want it.

>> No.25070254

>>25069989
and put your money into inflationary (((assets))) like cash?

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>>25070169
Bullish

>> No.25070265

>>25070216
Hahaha is coomer the thing we call GME investors here? LOL.

>> No.25070276

>>25069886
I bought BTCs at 7 dollars and spent them all on drugs, but you all should be kissing my ass since those transactions proved proof of concept.

>> No.25070279

>im investing in things to hold them for 25 years so i can finally have money when im 65 and cant even walk

god i fucking hate these retards. kevin oleary said his mom put 30% of her paycheck in dividend stocks her entire life then just fucking died. what was the point? why does no one ever want to enjoy money its so god damn stupid. oh thank god i have a million dollars in time to be 65 and only spend 1/4 of it

>> No.25070287

>>25070145
True. I sold half of my position at 19, we'll see what it does tomorrow

>> No.25070291

>>25070224
very based, wish i knew about MVIS a week ago, it flew under my radar sadly

>> No.25070300

>>25070230
good. if you know that faggot's twitch and wanted to share it you deserve to be banned

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>>25070169
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LOOK AT THE DESPAIR IN THEIR EYES

WHAT THE FUCK

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>>25070169
Some nigger I follow on Facebook said they wanted Trump back because this new night broke asf

>> No.25070321

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kie1dk/gme_yolo_update_dec_22_2020/

I WANT TO DIE why cant this happen to me even getting like 100k

>> No.25070327

FUTURES

>> No.25070333
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>>25069910
betting against the clown market.

Clown market ends when FEDs say so, nothing else matters.

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>>25070169
>America goes socialism
bearish

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Wait, so Trump isn't signing the stimulus? LOL.

>> No.25070363

>>25070169
Holy fuck, the madman crashed the markets, I love him

>> No.25070365

>>25070145
GME isn't even a blockbuster. It's an alleyblower.

>> No.25070367

Is it worth to pay 5-30 buckaroos per order to have access to better order types like OCO and trailing stop?

I feel like yes. My alternative is 1 per trade but only limit and stop orders, so you can easily get cucked by downwards movements

>> No.25070376

FORMERLY $CHUCKS

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Tomorrow is gonna be bloody isn't it

>> No.25070385

>>25070169
I want him to veto it unless they put in direct payments for undocumented asian americans.

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>>25070169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FefTTpa3DCo&ab_channel=MeetKevin

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>>25070169
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25070391

>>25070169
too bad niggers in congress wont let college age dependents qualify death to america

>> No.25070394

Wait so is the veto bearish because of the delayed bill or bullish because of more money

>> No.25070409

>>25070279
>building generational wealth
>living a healthy lifestyle so you aren't a dementia-raddled pants-shitter at 70
>keeping a portfolio for dumb shit while you're young and another for said retirement plan

It's almost like you don't want to make it

>> No.25070412

>>25070254
Were not seeing 40% inflation which is what the Russell 2000-debt-to-earnings-ratio index is at right now.

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>> No.25070424

>>25070169
Sauce me

>> No.25070427

>>25070409
do not care

>> No.25070428

>>25069927
Unironically I actually am getting a job with some intent to throw money into the position or the other position I'm interested in. At least a 10% return in a month with a small portion of my portfilio is better than getting irritated and possibly doing something reckless to my portfolio for being all in on what feels like a sure bet.

It's more so my impatience that's killing me. JUST DO THE NEEDFUL AND PUMP ALREADY ALL THE NUMBERS ARE THERE WHY WAIT UNTIL THAN!?

Anyone that was solely there for a safe investment rather than what I'm doing could see the price is pretty good for the returns it will likely achieve yet its resilent to pumping often like a lot of my other choices have.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.25070443

how fucked is oil, i got 2k in wti

>> No.25070449

>>25070321
He's been posting his positions since September, it's entirely your fault for not copying him.

>> No.25070459

>>25070363
retard

>> No.25070463
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I WILL SEE YOU BULLKEKS AT 666

>> No.25070472

>>25070449
i just started in september and i called everyone a retard for buying gme when i was buying apple ugh

>> No.25070491
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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE LIKE LITTLE PIGS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.25070493
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.25070500

>>25070459
Get fucked

>> No.25070503

>>25070435
Jesus fucking christ CNN, this is the most partisan shit i've ever read. Fox is a meme but what fucking (((Journalists))) are you hiring?

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>>25070463
FUCK OFF BOBO, MOMMY WILL PROTECT MY ARK GAINS FROM YOUR FAGGOTRY

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im technically all in but i feel like shit cuz its shares not calls anymore

not sure what came over me i had to almost sell today

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>>25070472
I started on March 23 and bought the exact top of SQQQ. It takes some time to shake the retardation out.

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>>25070169
>TRUMP DECLARES HE WILL VETO STIMULUS BILL UNLESS CHECKS INCREASED TO $2000

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1341537886315950080
while he does not explicitly say it.. go to 3:33
>I am asking Congress to amend this bill and increase the ridiculously low $600 to $2,000, or $4,000 for a couple. I am also asking Congress to immediately get rid of the wasteful and unnecessary items from this legislation, and to send me a suitable bill, or else the next administration will have to deliver a covid relief package, and maybe that administration will be me, and we will get it done. Thank you very much.

I suppose you could interpret the OR ELSE as a threat!

>> No.25070531

>>25070435
That nigger won't veto over the fact that we could basically double the amount in the checks by eliminating the foreign aid.

>> No.25070535

>>25069841
>VALE

big oof

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>>25070169
>>25070424
Watch for yourself, it's right here

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1341537886315950080

>> No.25070540

>>25070002
Isnt there a hostile takeover going on? It's the main reason I backed out. Get the vibe the new company will purposefully make the etfs just crab long term.

>> No.25070542

>>25070500
better sell everything bro the market's gonna crash

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BAH GAWD A CYBER ATTACK JUST DELETED THE STOCK MARKET

>> No.25070550

I can’t even enjoy my hobbies anymore because I’m constantly trying to know everything at every second just so I can watch lines go up and down

>> No.25070554

>>25070503
tried to read it but couldn't derive any insight for all of the turd flinging

>> No.25070564

>>25069639
>BCRX
Bro, I made 80% on the initial pump and bought back in today at 7.06. Already up 8%. It's one of those memes that has a solid foundation. We are hitting double digits baby

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>>25070503
>((((((((((journalist))))))))))

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>>25070526
>and maybe that administration will be me
He's still going, it's like he actively wants to crash the markets

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>>25070472
>i called everyone a retard for buying gme when i was buying apple ugh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>25070472
>i just started in september and i called everyone a retard for buying gme
welcome back anon

>> No.25070606

>>25070550
i made it my hobby :)

>> No.25070610

>>25070435
ofcourse CNN spins this so that its all Trumps fault. his whole speech is on Twitter. he says he wont sign it because he wants at least $2k and if it won't be done it might have to get done by the next administration "maybe it'll be me".

>> No.25070623

>>25070592
dont talk to me animefag

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25070644

do shares print too?

>> No.25070654

>>25070526
>mentions all the money going to foreign nations
>doesn't mention the money going to israel
lmao you cant make this up

>> No.25070659

>>25070512
how much though

i swear you were at 45k in october, you better be 60k by now

>> No.25070672

>>25070531
>>25070435
good the bill is shit makes streaming a felony and gives more aid to israel among other stuff unrelated to aiding actual americans it literally exists to get shit policy through

>> No.25070674
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25070674

>>25070169
The absolute madman is trying to give us some cheapies before the legendary Golden bull run

>> No.25070678

>>25070659
hes being schizo he said earlier he sold a bunch of shares and lost money

>> No.25070688

>>25070644
my MVIS ones did, but for me the real peace of mind is that even if the price goes to shit, I own that piece of shit, and it's not going to expire until I want it to - no time pressure if you don't mind a little bagholding sometimes

>> No.25070691

I warned you guys Trump would veto. Markets will crash on January 6th too.

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>>25070659
no i got 1378 shares

2k cash

i should be at 60k now id have more than that if i just left it that whole time

might fomo some yolo calls for late januiary or february tomorow

>> No.25070711

>>25070672
>not wanting all streamers to lose their career and be forced to get shitty wagecuck jobs and lose all their money in a year

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>>25069519
Stocks going to pullback since Trump vetos the $600 bill
I hope you guys still have buying power

>> No.25070728

>>25070691
As far as the markets care, the eternal "stimulus talks progress" pump is better than actually having a stimulus. Can't sell the news if it never arrives

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>>25070706
Wait so your dumb ass lost money on GME over the last few months?

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>>25070711
He doesn't mean twitch streamers. He means people streaming 'illegal' content. Like pirated movies.

>> No.25070762

>>25070691
What's special about the 6th?

>> No.25070770

>>25070711
>streamers
>career

>> No.25070773

>>25069978
>Tbh I put £900 into my account and tomorrow I am gonna yolo something.
I recommend investing not YOLOing, unless you're very lucky you'll just end up losing money. Transfer a regular amount to your broker every month... as you accumulate more monrey you'll be able to make larger speculative plays. Doing YOLOs with your first trades is not smart

>> No.25070776

I JUST SOLD MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO
SELL SELL SELL
SELL
SELL

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25070780

SRAC

bullish:
>stock is going up
>space memes
>nobody on /smg/ talks about it but me

bearish:
>stock is up too much
>CEO is a fat Russian retail magnate from Siberia
>super secret tech is an off the shelf microwave oven and a glass of water

>> No.25070794

Hey CLF shills, how much money you make today? Oh, you made nothing! HAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

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>>25070623
you know there's lots of websites out there with no animefags on them whatsoever right? there's actually more websites without them than there are with them, so it's kind've strange that you somehow managed to end up on one with them and still refuse to fuck off if it upsets you to see them

>> No.25070806

is it alright to talk about crypto stuff in here? I'm a bit of a noob

>> No.25070810

>>25070691
Why january 6th?

>> No.25070811

>>25070750
he started with 5k, i think it's respectable even if he did end up throwing away ~25K of the gains

>> No.25070815

>>25070409
>building generational wealth

That's not making it. That's just letting your children be financially comfortable while you slave away most of your life.

>living a healthy lifestyle so you aren't a dementia-raddled pants-shitter at 70

It's wise to do that, but what does it have to do with investing? It sounds like wage-slave cope.

>> No.25070818

>>25070773
sounds gay and slow

>> No.25070819
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25070819

:^)

>> No.25070829

does anyone else here hate their parents for being shit and not buying them a stock or something when they were born to hold onto?

i was looking around at boomer shit and if your parents bought $1000 worth of berkshire hathaway and then gave it to you at 20 years old it would be worth like 20-30k and you could buy a car or pay for school or some shit its so god damn stupid. or they could of just slowly put a couple hundred bucks in it every once in awhile and you would have a ton of money at 16-21 and you could use it during college or some shit

why dont we make actaul fucking useful laws for once and force parents not to be shit?

>> No.25070831

>>25070756
what about sports streams like our favorite handegg

>> No.25070832

>>25070762
Inauguration day is the 5th.

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>>25070794
the tranny has abandoned us
we all have to rope and join the 41% now

>> No.25070840

>>25070776
no.

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>>25070804
Kek

>> No.25070860

>>25070806
yeah bro let's talk about cryptocurrency in the stock market gerenal

>> No.25070862

>>25070794
actually i sold my calls for a small profit and bought some april calls

>> No.25070864

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-sec-nyse/u-s-approves-nyse-listing-plan-to-cut-out-wall-street-middlemen-idUSKBN28W2D4

this is big news lads

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>>25070163
That's perfect, just suggest that we eliminate the millions we're giving to Israel to cover it, I'm sure that'll go over well goy.

>> No.25070870

>>25070691
>markets are going to crash because a really shitty, disappointing 'stimulus' bill might not pass
I think we'll be fine overall

>> No.25070874

>>25070780
I already made a lot of money on it and it is up too high now for me to consider buying back in

>> No.25070890

>>25070493
same
big time
fuck you rolls royce
my friends dad has a rolls and im gonna light it on fire

>> No.25070894

>>25070169
Hold up. I thought the bill based with an over 2/3rds majority. They passed it with 92-6 vote. So who gives a shit if he vetos

>> No.25070898

>>25070829
my parents were simple people that did their best to raise me. it was enough that i could educate myself about markets and various other things. it was enough to enable me to start a family legacy of wealth. stop being such a pathetic loser.

>> No.25070904

>>25070832
20th
>>25070762
>>25070810
Real election day. Trump wins.

>> No.25070911

>>25070829
It has only been recently that stocks only go up (and not down or sideways) because boomers hit the gas on money printing.
Should boomers have invested for their kids while they printed? Yea, but boomers are also shortsighted greedy fucks.

>> No.25070926

>>25070840
DA MARKET GONNA CRASH BECAUSE MEANIE DRUMPF VETO THE BILL

>> No.25070934

>>25070829
my granddad bought me some sort of investment through the bank. It was worth fuck-all then and it's worth fuck-all now. I get like £10 in dividends every year from it.

>> No.25070937

>>25070874
I feel like if I don't buy in before the first Vigoride flight (NET Jan 14) and it's a success, I'll never see a lower price. So I'm averaging in even though it seems overbought.

>> No.25070940

it’s unironically over
trump just killed the stimulus
senate will *never* go for $2,000 checks, would make the pricetag too high. they’ve said this repeatedly.
already it took extreme reaching across the aisle to squeak in this $900 billion bill, to barely get a bill done, even extending the deadline. the stimulus is not happening. i just closed all my positions except my hedges

>> No.25070945

why would we dump if he doesnt sign the piece of shit stimulus the market didn't even go up when it was announced anyway

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>>25070868
Oy vey! Remember the 60,000,000

>> No.25070955

>>25070934
yeah but bank shit is retarded when they invest money for you its for like 1% a year

>> No.25070959

>>25070806
Crypto stuff has their own thread, but you can talk about crypto companies in the market like MARA, RIOT, and BITF

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Just FYI, congress can override Trump's veto.

>> No.25070966

>>25070940
The senate passed their bill with 92-6. Trump's veto literally does not fucking matter.

>> No.25070968

>>25070804
Youve done him

>> No.25070971

>>25070815
The lifestyle part was to address investing money only to be a rotting piece of flesh when you actually start tapping the investments at 65. I intend to be living very well in my golden years/have enough impulse control and the ability to delay gratification unlike the retard i replied to

>> No.25070972

>>25070894
they have to come back to washington to do it lol

>> No.25070973

>>25070829
wtf no that's retarded

i'm paying my tuition off by myself before i graduate thanks to me gambling my CERB money into GME gains

if you had everything spoonfed to you, i guarantee you would have been one of the trust fund kids who lost 20 grand into GNUS or some other pump and dump. How do you learn risk management when you take your money for granted after all??

>> No.25070978

>>25070829
>it would be worth like 20-30k and you could buy a car
this is why you are poor (and deserve it)

>> No.25070982

>>25069519
Threadly reminder:
Unless youre gonna pump and dump some meme stocks with 0 revenue GET OUT OF THE MARKET NOW

>> No.25070991

>>25070911
berkshire hathaway was a pretty safe fucking investment warren buffet became a millionaire by 30 and his stock survived the dot com bubble and everything and im pretty sure he was famous around the 90s when i was born.

>> No.25070995

>>25070940
>oy vey this bill is too expensive, $600 for the goyim? I can't heebeeb it
>$6B for Israel
>$40M for Pakistani trannies

>> No.25070998

>>25070945
the stimulus getting passed was priced in after the House and Senate passed the bill
now the stimulus was just yanked away unexpectedly after-hours
the market does not like uncertainty or unexpected events

>> No.25071002

>>25070940
GOOD FUCK THE STIMULUS AND FAGGOT PORK BARREL PROJECTS

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TLS shill, i know you're out there. Thank you

>> No.25071006

>>25070940
does he really not have some crazy powers where he can just bypass the daft cunts and shove the $2000 cheques through himself? He hasn't got long left, he can pull out the stops

>> No.25071008

>>25070940
>price tag too high
>literal billions for third world countries and retarded imperialism

Lmao

>> No.25071010

>>25070862
I am glad you found a way to make money off of that garbage stock. Those CLF shills are sad.

>> No.25071014

>>25070860
can you link me?

>> No.25071016

congrats to trumpies for giving congress a reason to work together so that they can override his veto

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>>25070964
senate can not congess. with 66% of votes i believe. time to see who the real RINOs are

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>>25070750
im actually dead even with what i put in the stock market back in may

im 100% gain on gme

so a 1 bagger

>> No.25071030

>>25070831
Streaming sports afaik is illegal. Unless it's like ESPN+ or whatever.

>> No.25071038

>>25070955
exactly

>> No.25071055

>>25070864
>Investor groups, however, warned that it could diminish their protections, because banks perform due diligence on the companies.
lol at the salt

can't they just do a separate exchange anyways like how canada does it?
We have the TSX for real companies while we have TSX Venture for speculative penny shit, with the real companies in the Venture uplisting to TSX when they become legit (im looking at you GSI.V / GKPRF)

>> No.25071056

>>25071006
No, Congress explicitly has the power of the purse. Trump's only card is to force various federal organizations to provide aid money, and he extended that with the FEMA cheques.

>> No.25071066

>>25071022
Supposedly minority leader McCarthy (House) and Senator Graham said they'll uphold the veto. But, who knows.

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>MFW MY BIGGEST POSITION IS VXX

>> No.25071076

>>25071026
you look exactly like how you post: like a faggot virgin

>> No.25071080

>>25071008
why give money to the turd world over and over? its cheaper to invade, drive them out and replace them with actual humans

>> No.25071112

my knighties :(

>> No.25071114

>>25071026
bruh you need to just money in shit like arkk youre using 100% of your money and watching it a lot its making you do a lot of emotional trades. arkk could of doubled your money if you bought it a little bit ago and even since around august when people started buying gme its up 67% and you wouldnt have even had to watch it

i know its hindsight but its not really easy to be 100% in one stock and watching it every day and trying to swing it and do all sorts of crazy shit. i have money in gme and clf but im trying to go heavy into arkk and moon

>> No.25071120

Went all in on canoo today... am I fucked bros?

>> No.25071121

>>25071055
it's just a bullshit kneejerk reason, we already have a SPAC process for speculative memes, it's effectively the same thing
direct listing is even better than a SPAC because it's a massive middle finger to the investment banks who still collect fees and commissions from SPAC mergers and funding

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HOLY FUCK FUTURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.25071126
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25071126

Here's a twisted thought.

The Democrats who shut down our local economies & arrest business owners for staying open choose to give Israel aid over their needy voters.

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>>25070623

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>>25070940
>already it took extreme reaching across the aisle to squeak in this $900 billion bill
the answer may surprise you

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>>25071123
>hes not just holding moon and doesnt have to watch

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>>25071114
i bought these on your recommendation probably not enough but thats what i was going for until it struck my gme still has some mooning to do

>> No.25071160

>>25071121
don't SPAC companies take like a 20% cut or something
is that really any better than IPOs

how did Palantir even do a DPO

>> No.25071161

2 MINUTES LEFT TO SELL EVERYTHING BEFORE YOU GO BROKE!!!

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25071162

If the market nose dives tomorrow, I will jerk off to CUNNY.
On the off chance that it doesn't, I will jerk off to CUNNY.

>> No.25071179

>>25070169
Trump makes me buy the dip. Love this guy!

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25071194

IT APPEARS LIMIT DOWN KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU LADS

>> No.25071197

>>25071026
Wait tinny you sold your calls after the ER dump?

>> No.25071200

>>25071080
Because that would benefit us the populace, as we would play a part in displacing the locals and taking the land. The government use that foreign aid to buy friendships so that the benefits cut us ordinary people out as middle men.

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>>25071162
fuggin' based

>> No.25071209

>>25071076
He's not a virgin. He just said a black hooker stole his phone like 2 weeks ago.

>> No.25071215

buy THBR and GIK

>> No.25071230

>>25071194
>tfw can't post in /cfb/ because the tranny janny banned me there too so I'm just autisticly staring at futures and /biz/ right now

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>>25071197
no basically i lost a bunch of money gambling on weeklies along the way and i held during earnings

and recovered half my stack today

im still not satisfied

so now im still all in!

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ryan cohen got the blue checkmark thing

>> No.25071256

The TLS shill was ok but FEYE has been doing better the the cyber security sector. Anyone think FireEye can still pump being at 5.2bil?

>> No.25071257

>>25070412
... yet

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>>25071162
Same. I love Cunny, and I love UTZ

>> No.25071261

>>25071160
in both IPOs and SPACs the underwriters take a % ownership of the company plus fees and commissions, SPACs are usually much smaller ownership, anywhere from 5 to 20%, less overhead too
most IBs charge something crazy like a 7% management fee just to IPO and then their (((analysts))) declare an arbritary target price, usually what happens is the listing date doubles or triples the (((analyst))) price, which means say a company that raised $1B in an IPO and then the stock doubled at market listing could have raised $2B if it did a direct listing

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>>25071230
tough bro anything you want me to shitpost for you?

>> No.25071278

>>25071241
Ohhh sucks. Weeklies are a bad meme tinny don't ever touch them!

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>>25071278
My favorite part of the Tinny story is he sold off at $19 to... buy weeklies right before earnings lol
>big oof tinny, big oof

>> No.25071320

arent you happy wagecucks? were giving 500 million to isreal!

you wont even pay 500 million in taxes your entire life. how does it feel paying taxes knowing that 100,000 people entire life worth of taxes will just be thrown away and burned into thin air

>> No.25071326

>>25071242
That's unironically bullish as fuck, because it means he intends to use the account.

>> No.25071330

>>25071262
just shit on poocf thanks

also holy fuck ONTX chads are back

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>>25071314
no my weeklies that week were already worthless
by the time of earnings

it tanked to 16 because melvin that day and then earnings dropped it to 14

>> No.25071359

Bitcoin will rocket up because Trump veto threat, miners will fucking fly this week

>> No.25071366

>donald dump is going ham on dumping
He is a funny, old, fat rambling boomer but you touch my green line, you got to go.

>> No.25071381

>>25071068
>sold a VXX covered call 2 days ago
uh oh

>> No.25071399

>>25071194
Wow of all the soijacks i thought i would see i never thought i would see my fucking state dissed lmao

>> No.25071400

>>25071381
F

>> No.25071406

>>25071314
Did he shit his pants?

>> No.25071410

>>25071366
>implying he didn't crash the market when the trade war started just to give us free cheapies

>> No.25071431

>>25071399
it's from /cfb/ on /sp/ from a funny game a year ago and sums up UT football pretty well

>> No.25071435

>>25071406
Nah, it's fake.

>> No.25071436

>>25071330
All for it to dump once again

>> No.25071442

>>25070043
At this point the only reason i can even hold this position with iron hands is because im so sure of it. That and if they dump it to a critical point (downside is extremely limited at this point) ill be regretful having no fuel left. At least i recently got a job so if that happens i can lower my cost average and potentially get a bigger win. Yes thats how confident i am in it playing out.

But its so freaking annoying. This market isnt acting normally. If this way 2019 id probably already have succeeded on this. Its now 2020 and the market can get news like " all citizens got a $10k stimulus and no inflation occured!"and stocks would dump alternatively "unemployment has now reached 99%, no aid will be provided!" and the entire market would pump.

Its the unsettling feeling about stocks being on the verge of a nosedive for months that ive had. Have ignired it but the markets behavior for nearly a year now leaves that as a huge possibilty.

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>>25070940
>i just closed all my positions except my hedges
Oh my god it's the end of the world, sell everything now so institutional investors can have cheapies

>> No.25071470

>>25071431
We never fucking win lmao my whole family is UT fans because we have been going there since the early 1900's

>> No.25071479

>>25070279
Are you black by any chance?

>> No.25071481

>>25069519
Sneed's HZON and feed

>> No.25071489

>>25071442
I don't like this repeating pattern of blood red futures into green or crab days. It's spooky.

>> No.25071496

>>25071470
i don't have anything against UT just thought it was a good soijack, lel

>> No.25071517

>>25071479
yes wagecuck just wait until youre 80 to enjoy life its the white thing to do

>> No.25071524

MY PUTS

I FUCKING LOVE YOU TRUMP

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>>25070940
Go on sell

>> No.25071549

does anyone know what happened to that retard portnoy buying stocks? did he lose money or make money?

>> No.25071555

>>25071496
I agree pretty funny ngl
Just kinda funny to see fooball on smg

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>>25071524
the market tanked on stimulus

the veto is bullish

>> No.25071561

>>25070279
get rich before 30 or kill yourself, thats the plan

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>>25071517
>implying you would spend your money on anything interesting or meaningful anyways

>> No.25071566

>>25070940
Stimulus has a veto proof majority. Trump is just posturing (but for good reason. Bill is absolutely full of useless pork unrelated to Covid. He's just letting Americans know what's really going on).

>> No.25071593

>>25071559
can i ask a question? what do conspiracy theorists think when the shit they predict never comes true? ive always wondered that. like do you just give up completely on conspiracies if youre wrong about shit every time?

>> No.25071616

>>25071066
>Supposedly minority leader McCarthy (House) and Senator Graham said they'll uphold the veto. But, who knows.
After a 92-6 passage earlier I don't see how there would be enough votes to prevent senate from blocking veto.

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>>25071593
conspiracy theorists arent wrong though they were right on everything so far

this year is the biggest proof ever

dont tell me you believe in covid

>> No.25071625

Stimulus news is crazy. No telling what’s going to happen tomorrow. I just took a bunch of sleeping pills to fast travel there.

>> No.25071638

>>25071593
told my neighbor with paranoid schizophrenia that no one was taking her picture while she was sleeping and she was cured!

>> No.25071643

>>25071624
you said obama was winning the current election

>> No.25071644

>>25071566
im not american but i think it's ridicilous what that bill has
coming from cucknada where people are tired of Trudea's bullshit. Not even cucknada is happy with Trudeau trying to waste 3 billion into green environment bullshit in a fucking pandemic that will be paid for by a higher carbon tax, why is your country letting that 900 billion bill pass through

>> No.25071653

>>25071593
they just invent a new reason for why their original prediction was slightly off and then make a new one
the schizo you're arguing with did exactly that with some random date that Trump was supposed to have a head injury and die on, check his youtube channel

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gook poster is the worst

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>>25071643
thats my theory that theyre going to bring in obama once they remove trump and biden is their placeholder

i dont have 100% conviction on it

its like 90%

>> No.25071673

>>25071566
You should go look at "veto proof majority" has meant historically when a President actually does veto a bill that has one.

>> No.25071674

>>25070039
You are a waste of fucking humanity.

>> No.25071677

Fuck I bought stocks today cause I knew I was getting free green from the govt to cover it.

>> No.25071690

>>25071670
alright man im not hating on you i just always wondered about shit like that

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25071693

I'm 22 and my gf is 48, is this fucking weird. I just don't like girls in my generation here, I'd rather have a foreign more mature lady who has never used Tinder in her life.

Mummy gf, I can't help myself.

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>>25071690
the bible says there will be an antichrist

its not biden

its not kamela

its the muslim obama

people were saying this since a decade ago and i still believe it

>> No.25071733

>>25071670
god i cant believe i read posts from retards like these on a daily basis.

>> No.25071739

>>25071693
hope it works bro i personally hate older women but i also hate current women all being disgusting sluts and covered in tattoos

>>25071719
i think its me. god is my mortal enemy and i fucking hate god with everything in my soul

>> No.25071745

>>25071693
>here
Here where? France?

>> No.25071749

>>25070940
they're going to have to just be real patriots and pass a clean bill instead of a faggot bill

>> No.25071755

Stimulus, no stimulus, don’t matter baby. CLF +0.00% EOD tomorrow. Check em.

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CHEAPIES INBOUND

>> No.25071770

>>25071745
UK, my gf is Serbian, she wants to take me to her country.

Honestly, I might go to escape this hell hole. I'm pretty well off now (200k+) but in UK this money is worth very little really..

>> No.25071785

Considering investing in index (eurostoxx50 ETF) hold for a year or two will i make some gains?

>> No.25071812

>>25071755
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TRANNY WHY HAS HE FORSAKEN US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.25071814

>>25071785

Look at the history of that garbage.

>> No.25071820

>>25071770
>Escape this hell hole
>Goes to the underbelly of hell

LMAO

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i have a firm plan for tomorow

sell some shares and get some calls for GME$

a mix between early term and late term

>> No.25071841

>>25071770
>go to Serbia to escape hell
Okay, sure buddy

>> No.25071856

>>25071820
Living in slovenia;

However, where to escape on this planet? Well mummy gf beats UK

>> No.25071859

>>25071760
how much more fucking cheapies do we need im sick of hearing it. can i just have calls magically go up 15,000% and then have there be more cheapies on my exp date?

im so fucking sick of it ive heard the word cheapies every single day. theyre not even cheap because they dont even do anything

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The amount of fucking schizo posting in this thread after hours and on the weekends...

>> No.25071888

>>25071831
why do you believe in god when you have a disability? shouldnt you fucking hate god because youre not a chad and he let you be disabled? god controls everything in the world but he gave you a shitty life. i guess the free apartment is cool but still

>> No.25071904

Bought RIOT at the end of today, I think it still has some room to grow at the current level.

>> No.25071926

I could go for a Big Mac meal with a coke right now

>> No.25071927

>>25071693
If you two are happy that's all that matters

>> No.25071937

>>25071904
Anon, I....

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>>25071888
everyone dies

im actually in favor of assisted suicide

becuase u go to heaven when u die

in the bible dying is good

i just hope its not painful

>> No.25071946

>>25071926
I could go for CLF to moon 5+% right now

>> No.25071950

>>25071940
god is the ultimate evil

>> No.25071961

>>25071946
Start convincing people to buy steel

>> No.25071968

>>25071856
Slovenia is okay, I guess, if you're a femboy

>> No.25071984

>>25071968
Please tell me more about femboys

>> No.25071986

>>25071693
how did you meet? tips for getting mummy gf?
(uk anon )

>> No.25072014

>>25071126
Dems/Republicans are more interested in exerting imperial power than investing in proles

Nobody gives a fuck about Americans, they're fat and useless

The rich ones get free infinite money to make sure they keep the other 80% in line

>> No.25072015

>>25071986
its probably pretty easy man once women are post wall roasties they arent really worth anything anymore

its like the discount bin at walmart or going to a garage and finding cheap $5 shit covered in dust someone pulled out of an attic and just wants to get rid

>> No.25072033

>>25071670
Obama is content being the Democratic kingmaker for the next century, he even wrote like 3 books about his life

He doesn't give a fuck about getting more power, he's pretty much a golden god who'll never experience hardship

>> No.25072034

>>25071904
Seems we're at odds Fren because I sold some 14.50 calls for a hefty premium.
May the best man win

>> No.25072086

Speaking of women being worth something, who is Jeff Bezos ex-wife hanging around now days? The only reason Jeff would allow someone with all his secrets to walk out of the relationship like that was if he was forced to and she is willingly giving up everything to a more powerful party

>> No.25072154

>>25072086
he probably didnt talk about much except just shit thats out there in public. women are too stupid anyways whats he going to do? oh we made a billion dollar contract to deliver packages "das right"

>> No.25072194

>>25071926
Stop shilling to pump MCD faggot

>> No.25072196

>>25072154
Behind every great fortune is a great crime. Its naive to think Jeff Bezos decade long wife doesn't know something that could topple amazon.

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>>25071926
i want to have it for christmas dinner. a feast.

>> No.25072202

>>25072086
Bezos made a negotiated settlement w/ his ex-wife.

She got megabillions and he got to go marry whoever and spend infinity dollars shielding his wealth w/ legalese.

Its a great deal for both of them.

>> No.25072207

>>25071926
Mac

>> No.25072217

>>25072202
how is it fair that his wife got anything? if she invested or contributed anything she should be paid for that but not just given billions because shes a woman

>> No.25072241

Should I just fucking go full all in on NAKD lottery tickets?

>> No.25072242

anyone in the crypto market seeing a decline in btc?

>> No.25072258

>>25071831
>sell some shares and get some calls for GME$
do you have a margin account?

>> No.25072272

>>25072086

>>25072196

What twisted kinks you think she's into?

"Yes wagie, you'll get in that cage!"

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I just want to make gains bros. I don't care if it's a cent or a dollar I just want to see green. Everyone is finding these 15%+ return calls that moon in a day and I'm always left buying the pump. Do I just YOLO with options on meme stocks and KMS if they don't work out? Is that how you win?

>> No.25072287

>>25072217
Marriage is a contract to become one joint entity for the rest of your lives, this is why you should vet your roastie properly

>> No.25072290

>>25071814
52 weeks (- 7.35%) what a dissapointment

>> No.25072296

>>25072217
Paying his wife is a small price to keep her quiet on all his secrets.

>> No.25072311

>>25072296
47 billion?

>> No.25072315

>>25072275
How about you start screening for stocks that haven't pumped yet? Stop trying to get rich super quick. If anything just look into whatever /smg/ starts shilling that's new and have the balls to go in if you feel confident about it.

>> No.25072331

>>25072290
You expected gains from a europoor ETF? lmao

>> No.25072340

>>25072275
Buy bitf

>> No.25072350

>>25072034
May the best man win indeed.

>> No.25072357

Why hasn't there been a short squeeze for GME yet? Explain like I am your autistic little brother who just made 11,000

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>>25072275
that was me last month holding amazon apple and shit for 3 months i finally gave in and made some smart picks

finally got some all green gains

>> No.25072362

>>25072217
She did wife things, he's talked about how she kept him at Amazon and did the needful while he was poor.

also lmao @ interviews w/ amazon workers

>What’s an example of a division that AWS subsidizes particularly heavily?

>Prime Video, for one. Jeff loves Prime Video because it gives him access to the social scene in LA and New York. He’s newly divorced and the richest man in the world. Prime Video is a loss leader for Jeff’s sex life.

>> No.25072364

>>25072275
stop thinking of stocks as shitcoins

>> No.25072370

>>25072275
NPA faggot. You might get it for an even steeper discount tomorrow.

>> No.25072379

>>25072275
No. If you're bad at picking dips in meme stocks then you should really find some stocks you're actually interested in and understand the field and goal posts for. You can make far more money trading one stock you really intrinsically understand then spreading yourself over a couple moonshots you have no idea when to buy or sell.

>> No.25072383

>>25072275
was it not obvious GME was going to moon
why do you think people have been memeing this since Cohen's first 13D in August

>> No.25072414

>tfw SPY crabbing and the dollar tanking means stocks are actually going down

>> No.25072416

>>25072311
Yes? Imagine the shit he has done.

>> No.25072434

>>25072357

it'll dive down to 16 before the new year, probably bounce between 17-19 for awhile.

>> No.25072450

Imagine how fucked the bag holders would be if Tesla goes to 400.

>> No.25072452

>>25069519

so i dont know jack about stocks, however i have robinhood installed and for the last couple of months ive been taking $30 out of my paychecks and dumping it on palantir since i dont know any other stocks. im doing this just to save money instead of blowing it away on something else. is this safe? i just want to do this so at the end of teh year of 2021 i might have some money saved and maybe invested that i can sell and use that money to make a life changing move.

>> No.25072468

>>25072416
dude thats enough money for like 8000 houses

>> No.25072470

>>25072434
What makes you so sure? I doubt that. Today’s 25% move upwards was pure authentic buying. According to iborrowdesk (https://iborrowdesk.com/report/GME)), shares available for borrow did not change at all today. This shows 2 things:
Firstly, the institutional shorts like BOfA and melvin have yet to cover, yet are getting pushed further underwater. When/If the squeeze eventually occurs, it is going to be violent. This also shows that the price dips at the 19 range was not a short attack but rather weak hands profit taking.
Secondly, a big player is accumulating. Either it’s Cohen trying to increase his stake for takeover(he’ll have to report within 2 days), or another institution buying. Either way its bullish and won't drop below 19, this is the new floor.

>> No.25072478

>>25072452
All in one stock without understanding anything about it is not safe, no.

>> No.25072482

Put 500$ in MOON at 26$. It's outperforming everythingggg I hold. Buy more moon for my weekly buy tomorrow?

>> No.25072483

>>25069952
Yes if you take the time to do it right, not just buying random leaps here and there

>> No.25072486

>>25072452
It's probably better than some of the other ideas floated around this cesspool.

>> No.25072497

Where is the new thread??? We’re on page 10 for fuck sake

>> No.25072498

>>25072275
GHIV

>> No.25072509

>>25070940
>Too high
Lmao, after all the other Bullshit in it? Kek

>> No.25072518

>>25072414
dxy is stabilizing now though, we were under 90 before

>> No.25072527

>>25072482
Canoo? Primed for launch

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NUMI POSTER WHERE ARE YOU. I WANT A REFUND.

I'M DOWN 50% AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.25072550

>>25069988
Based on this message alone I know that you will never be financially successful.

>> No.25072576

>>25072452
You might as well buy VOO or an ARK ETF if you're doing the passive route for the diversity rather than bet it all in PLTR

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How many suicides would there be if Tesla dropped to 250?

>> No.25072583

wtf
im only down 5% for the 2nd day of pullbacks since no stilumus and its the holidays
how many stocks are you holding

>> No.25072592

>>25072580
indian villages would be wiped out

>> No.25072602

>>25072537
>NUMI
ahahaha just keep holding and it'll work out eventually :^)

>> No.25072616

>>25072603
new you lazy faggots
>>25072603

>> No.25072619

>>25072580
Not enough

>> No.25072623

>stocks go up 15%
>still too poor for this to do anything

im totally defeated. nothing feels useful because i want like 200-300k for a house and a car and ill never have that. even if i make 1000 dollars im still depressed the next day