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25058505 No.25058505 [Reply] [Original]

>3 years of experience in [language] a must
>Bachelor's degree required

>> No.25058515

>>25058505
business ethics are for good goys. just lie.

>> No.25058521

apply anyways fuck rules

>> No.25058589

>>25058515
you can buy any degree you want online from the darkweb why bother getting a real one

>> No.25058610

>he doesn't just lie on his resume
Ngmi

>> No.25058652

>>25058610
>lie on resume
>Gay Transexual BIPOC Protected Veteran

Just try and fire me faggots

>> No.25058919

>>25058589
What should I search for?

>> No.25059310

>>25058521
this, got hired before my final exam in HS.
5yrs later I'm global IT architect

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25059406

>>25058505
>be me
>get a job in Japan
>don’t speak a fucking word of kore wa moonrunes desu
>company is nice, supports me studying on downtime at work every day
>actually get half-decent at it, start making local friends because of how well it’s going
>coof hits, US govt says “you have two weeks to gtfo”
>make it back home
>every fucking job demands spanish
>rejection letters are literally the automated “he pressed no” emails from indeed
I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE HOW RETARDED I WAS

>> No.25059499

>>25059406
Rekt. That's what you get for living the life I desire.

>> No.25059580

>>25058505
Who fucking cares. Just apply. If it's not a huge megacorp then the only thing they will care about is if you're able to get shit done

>> No.25059602

Just be a dirty pajeet get an h1b visa with fake experience, replace a burger and slave for 16 hours a day, the IT industry is fucked

>> No.25059667

>>25059406
>every fucking job demands spanish
What a worthless country. You MUST learn the third world languages so you can service the third worlders!

>> No.25059684

>>25059310
> i'm a global IT architect
>t. works for a mom and pop etsy shop that sells candles globally

>> No.25059695

>>25058505
it s kike wrong kid of capitalism business man these assholes do business from retards making a meme college degree and its very tiresome because ive seen intelligent and capable people rejhected from a job because no degree and useless cunts got the job especially if nepotism applied

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25059758

>>25059667
>call customer support #
>obnoxious robot PICK A NUMBER directory
>FOR SUBHUMAN SPIC LANGUAGE DIAL "DOS"
i have no interest in learning or hearing the language of $10/hour brown nigger cattle slaves

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>>25059406
I've never seen a job in my life that requires Spanish

Move to the North, we only require that you speak Leftist

>> No.25059856

>>25058515
fpbp

>> No.25060174

>>25059684
kek'd but no

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>>25058589
Go on anon......