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>> No.25057868

Why won't vanguard leave me alone over these damn advisors wanting to take a cut of my profits. Are any fund management companies ever worth it?

>> No.25057883
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25057883

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.25057889
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25057889

>losing on GME because shitposters dabbed on you too hard

>> No.25057890
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25057890

Laugh at bobo. Laugh at him.

>> No.25057897
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25057897

BUY TSLA DIP!!!

INVEST IN THE FUTURE!!!

$1000 SOON!!!

>> No.25057902
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25057902

>tinny doing his happy dance seeing gme

>> No.25057903
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25057903

MARA bros, when the fuck do we sell??

>> No.25057905

HOPE YOU BOUGHT THOSE BCRX CHEAPIES
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.25057908

I dropped to 5 figures today, end my life now

>> No.25057915
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25057915

>steals 50% of your customers

>> No.25057916
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25057916

>>25057849
Carlos!

>> No.25057923

>>25057889
>liquidating your GME positions because someone kept posting soijaks juxtaposed above your GME call strike and expiry

>> No.25057931

>>25057889
how do you lose on GME?
even if people trimmed at $12, they probably still made +100% gains since August

>> No.25057932
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25057932

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>> No.25057939

>>25057903
I trim calls after 60% and buy more when it dips a little. Not selling shares till $20 minimum.

>> No.25057945

>>25057903
Idk dude I'm looking at +325% and I still think it has legs, it depends entirely what BTC does really.

>> No.25057946
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25057946

>didn't sell PLTR on open AGAIN

>> No.25057950
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25057950

/smg/ has been more fun than usual today. It's comfy.

>> No.25057953
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25057953

My green ETFs continue to make me money. More money than I'm comfortable making in this short period of time. I think longterm green will stay green, but I'm nervous about short-term rugpulls and the consistent instability of the solar industry.
Post anime to make me feel better!

>> No.25057958
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25057958

Should I trim any of these GME call positions today? If so, which one(s)?

>> No.25057962
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25057962

Good morning I love Ryan Cohen

>> No.25057964 [DELETED] 

Is there any /smg/ discords?

>> No.25057965
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25057965

>>25057923
>GME 4/16 15c

>> No.25057966

>>25057946
i bought PLTR at 10 and sold at 14 lmao

>> No.25057969

Who the fuck keeps buying GME >18.99???

>> No.25057977

>>25057337
What did I say.. oh well atleast the other half's still in!

>> No.25057982

GME shortsellers will die
I can't wait to see huge boomer funds go fucking tits up and try to sue Robinzoomer for it

>> No.25057985
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25057985

how do I stop sleeping in and missing my CLF price target or just stop being a nigger and put a buy limit. like 3 times it has happened

>> No.25057986

HOW DO I DO LIMIT ORDERS
I need to buy my bitf

>> No.25057993

>>25057953
nobody ever went broke taking profits along the way

>> No.25058000

>>25057964
Please kill yourself

>> No.25058008

>>25057902
This is exactly the age, look, and autism levels that I visualize when I'm talking to each and every one of you.

>> No.25058012

wait no GME DONT GO BACK UP YET

>> No.25058024
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25058024

we didn't get our daily dump today

I think it's safe to assume Cohen is buying more at these levels
$19 is the new fucking floor

>> No.25058026

What happened to lgvw? My bags are light all of a sudden and I am worried. I do not comprehend the wizardry at hand.

>> No.25058027
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25058027

Reminder to buy GHIV before jan!!!!

>> No.25058040
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>>25058000
You first.

>> No.25058042

bullish cup and handle on my portfolio
I'm maximizing leverage, long everything everywhere let's go boys

>> No.25058045

>>25057849
We can make fun of GME anon (or anons? I'm assuming there's more than one) but he was right on his shill and GME absolutely mooned today. I hope you all sold your calls and didn't get too greedy though. This market is so unforgiving when shit moons it can absolutely tank fast. Not implying GME doesn't have more profitability of course. That pick is hilarious though. Anyway rant over. Hope you GME guys made lots of sweet gains.

>> No.25058046
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25058046

CLF bros...

>> No.25058051

>>25057939
I sold half my stack like a retard thinking it would dip
But I'll take the profits I got

>> No.25058054

BUY GHIV

>> No.25058062
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25058062

>market is down
>I'm up 14%
>no options, all shares

>> No.25058071

Is TSLA really a bubble that’s popping? Should I cut my loses? I thought that joining the S&P would have caused it to initially go up, but I was wrong.

>> No.25058072

>>25057897
Tesla is going to have a -20% day on a citrus group hit piece that the fundamentals don't support it's market cap.

>> No.25058078
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25058078

How does she keep doing it?

>> No.25058077

>>25058045
>>25057958
> hope you all sold your calls and didn't get too greedy though.
tell me which of my GME positions should trim today then!

>> No.25058081

is itm or otm better? i just bought clf itm instead of otm

>> No.25058085
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25058085

>>25058040

>> No.25058088

>>25058027
Do i go all in GHIV or BFT? I kinda wanna just get back into GOEV as well.

>> No.25058091

>he didn't buy more SHOP

lol

>> No.25058095

>>25058026
Cathie ark pump, it's dumb it'll probably go back down to where it was because this exact pump has happened before

>> No.25058100
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25058100

How many of you paper hands sold BCRX today instead of buying more? kek

>> No.25058104
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25058104

Should I buy the tesla dip
What even makes this crap go up

>> No.25058108

>>25058078
utz chips suck compared to literally any other chip brand
niger

>> No.25058109
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25058109

OFFICIAL THREAD ANNOUNCMENT:

This is now an OFFICIAL bearchad board, the following people are NOT welcome:

-bulls
-homosexuals
-beta incels
-elon musk
-chinese "people"
-buttcoin owners
-anime posters
-starwars fans
-trannies
-tripfags
-reddit*rs

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION IN THIS IMPORTANT MATTER

>> No.25058116
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>>25058045
the autist angry at soijacks anon does not represent the greater coom collective

but yes, I sold 20% of my position today

>> No.25058122

>>25058072
Wait baggie do you have puts on tesla?

>> No.25058123

ARE WE FUCKING AWARE SMINEM HAS AN ACTIVE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT AND IS POSTING VIDEOS ABOUT FIGHTING THE BOGS?!
https://youtu.be/0R9n76NnhPw

>> No.25058125

>>25058071
>still owns TSLA
Also it's called 'sell the news' not 'hold the news'.

>> No.25058130

is rycey a long term hold? i havent lost much but i bought it at 1.82 and its been red for awhile

>>25058104
when tesla went down to 330 i really really wanted to buy the dip and i didnt and i got fucked but that was different because it fell 20% in a day

>> No.25058132

GHIV > GME

>> No.25058137

>>25058088
>Do i go all in "shit mortgage stock" or "huge float stock"? I kinda wanna just get back into "pumped EV stock" as well.

>> No.25058139

>>25058077
I'm not going to tell you to trim anything man. You're definitely making more money than me today. I would absolutely at the very least sell any GME Calls you're holding by market close today though.

>> No.25058140
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25058140

T bros, I know we're basically just a bond nowadays, but it hurts, we were past 30 a few days ago...

>> No.25058141

>>25058077
Make your own fucking choices dude we don’t have a crystal ball. Sell all of them if you aren’t retarded and by back in during the inevitable pullback

>> No.25058143

>>25058024
Nearly 18m volume so far today, shits going crazy

>> No.25058150

>>25058085
Have not seen that one yet lol

>> No.25058151

>>25058071
it went up like 85% since the sp500 inclusion announcement. that was probably the trade.

it also went up 100% when it announced a stock split. i guess you can pray for another stock split (not that that should have sent the stock higher).

>> No.25058157

>>25058122
Who doesn't lol

>> No.25058159
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25058159

>>25058109
Elon is welcome whereever Elon chooses to be

>> No.25058161

>>25058123
Not even memeing, this is fucking huge

>> No.25058167

i always forget that aren't supposed to have OTC in a TFSA, yet brokers will let you buy that shit. fucking assholes

>> No.25058179
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>>25058100
I did not sell despite the short nervous breakdown I had. Thanks for being a reliable shill BCRXbro

>> No.25058186
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>>25058159
I have issued a shoot on sight order for that scam artist POS

>> No.25058188

>>25058116
And I'll be the first to admit I made fun of GME once or twice, but clearly fuck me and I was wrong. I don't mind being wrong at all and it never bothers me to see people making money.

>> No.25058192
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25058192

dont mind me, just going to slowly crab to a 1 billion market cap in 5 years because of covid-proof organic growth

>> No.25058197

>>25058140
ive thought about being contrarian and buying T but they are just so poorly managed.

maybe try VZ?

>> No.25058202

>>25057897

SHORT TESLA. MAKE REDDIT COMMIT SUICIDE AND MAKE A KILLING> NOW IS THE TIME.

SHORT TESLA. CALLS ON TOYOTA.

TOYOTA WILL MAKE ANIME REAL.

>> No.25058203
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25058203

>He thought he could win

>>25058108
Good thing they own more than just Utz then. Thanks for reminding me it's still undervalued.

>> No.25058207
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>>25058130
SPYCEY RYCEY is not for the faint of heart or weak hands. You have to be a giga Chad to survive it's turbulent waters. Those that wait it out will 8x their portfolio. Do you have what it takes anon?

>> No.25058208
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25058208

>>25057950

thats because Tesla is crashing and we all love to see it

>> No.25058211

>>25058108
zapps are great you stupid fucking nigger

>> No.25058221

>>25058140
>he didn't ride the wave from 20's to 30's last year and dump that piece of shit
Whoops

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>>25058109
You guys may remember me as bagholder extreme. Just letting you all know TSLA is over valued, and we're crashing this shit with no survivors. Screen cap this shit.

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>>25058186
Too bad!

>> No.25058227

>>25058137
Yeah im thinking the pumped ev stock is the best bet. Look at SBE or CIIG. Spacs are the best . Mayble ill pull out and try options

>> No.25058237

why dont people just buy itm options instead of otm?

>>25058207
yeah i just bought a small position for fun because it was so low the loss isnt really big and not even really a dent in my portfolio probably just going to hold but id like to see it green

>> No.25058239

>>25058143
Cohen could be 19.98% by Christmas eve
I'm selling on a shareholder vote though

hopefully big shareholders keep their position to vote for Cohen so I can buy back in on the squeeze dip

>> No.25058255

>>25058123
What a sweetie lil angel :3

>> No.25058256

>>25058167
What broker allows you to? Questrade doesn’t allow me to.

>> No.25058264
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>>25058179
Dude on the right is pretty cute, would face fuck the girl on the left.

>> No.25058270

>>25058078
werent u crying yesterday

>> No.25058276

>>25058197
>>25058221
I'm holding T until it rises back up and selling. The divvy is /comfy/. I have growth elsewhere, but was nice to finally be up. I got in at like ~28.

>> No.25058284

>>25058161
Please help spread the word.
We gotta get this kid some coins

>> No.25058285

What the fuck is wrong with LMT why is it so autistic

>> No.25058292

>>25058071
Tesla joining S&P is already priced in. That's why people bought it these last months. To sell to these suckers.

>> No.25058302

>>25058264
REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>> No.25058307

Who keeps dumping PLTR at the open every day?

>> No.25058311

buy CLSK TLS and MP you fucking retards. Also im gonna sell my CLF because its starting to become a boomer stock and its making my dick limp

>> No.25058319

Yall didn't sell your lgvw did you? You didn't think ark would buy more if it wasn't a sure thing

>> No.25058328

>>25058203
BASED utzchads win again

>> No.25058332

and clf is up a whopping 0.00%! good stock

>> No.25058333

>>25058264
Those hips and eyebrows can't hide that gigantic cock forever.

>> No.25058334

>>25058123
holy shit lmao

>> No.25058335

>>25058211
Zapps are their only redeemable product line. It should break off and form it's own company. Everything else is deadweight.

>> No.25058336

So who else sold CLF and bought the DM dip like that fine anon a few threads ago suggested?

>> No.25058339
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25058339

I fell kinda dumb for taking some profits on GME at 18.88, but then again my portfolio was 91% GME

I've been burned too much by it dropping -10% after these +20% days

>> No.25058340
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>>25058285
They bought AJRD at a huge premium despite AJRD being like a decade behind SpaceX

>> No.25058342
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25058342

>this is a pump and dump!
>lol otc
>not buying on a green day
>I'll wait for the dip
>this is way overpriced, it's going to crash
>hmm maybe tomorrow
>Wow, I should have bought that a week ago! Now it HAS to crash so I feel better about myself
Why didn't you buy ALPP?
Why haven't you bought ALPP?

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25058343

Any BFARF chads? FOMO'd at market close

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>>25058211
Their bappy chips you illiterate retard

>> No.25058361

>>25058336

ive been telling you faggots to buy all the MP dips.

>> No.25058362

>>25058307
Clearly everyone. If your meme pumps you better dump before the end of day and/or at open or you're gonna get fucked.

>> No.25058366

>>25058339
Yeah the moment I sold half my shares, it started pumping like crazy. Well I'm not complaining, I still made very nice gains with it, the rest can ride the wave

>> No.25058374

>>25058276
yeah its a decent bet. i hope it works out for you.

ive traded in and out of MO before. its a similar thing.

>> No.25058385

>>25058141
>>25058139
Dude, look. I'm new as fuck to trading. I'm in a homeless shelter and I've pooled together my money and five other homeless friends' money to invest into GME calls and we want to reach our price goal of $10,000 made from GME in total so we can get out of this rut and no longer have to live in this shelter.
So I would love some advice on whether i should trim those GME call positions today or not because my livelihood depends on it.

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>GME starts creeping back up once MA200 on the minute catches up
this shit is fucking fake

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>>25058333
It's not really a secret. Did you not see what he looked like before he transitioned?

>> No.25058395

>>25058339
Nothing wrong with taking profits.

>> No.25058398

>>25058385

TOP

>> No.25058405

IM LOSING MONEY ON THIS FUCKING STUPID STEEL CALLS SHIT I HATE STEEL

clf tranny isnt a retard right?

>> No.25058407

>>25058339
You're not dumb man, we all feel that way taking profits. It's a bittersweet act but a necessary one. You did good.

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>>25058335
they have tons of lines of products. one guy here loves their pretzels and they also do cheeseballs which every office in the world has. They just bought a tortilla company too to break into the spic market

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25058421

>>25058385

>> No.25058424

>>25058339
>but then again my portfolio was 91% GME
i was also 100% GME since single-digits, trimmed down half
gotta remember that GME is not the only opportunity out there. Even Party City has been +300% since end of October

>> No.25058428

>>25058385
You should hot rail some crystal before making big decisions like those.

>> No.25058427

>>25058362
Eh I’d rather just hodl and keep accumulating

>> No.25058436
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25058436

>CTRL+F
>No results for SGBX
>Hurr durr its like you guys hate money hurr

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT IF I EVER FIND YOU I WILL FUCKING BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN IN MINECRAFT YOU FUCK

>> No.25058440

>>25058409
While I firmly stand by the belief that utz products are for poor people. Their bappy voodoo chips are fucking delicious.

>> No.25058443
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25058443

>stimulus actually green lit
>whole market dumps hard
>reddit fags get usernames in here for max attention whoring
>reddit fags hating on zyzz

Reminder all you have to do is be kind and have diamond hands to make it, anonitos

>> No.25058454

>>25058385
> I'm in a homeless shelter and I've pooled together my money and five other homeless friends' money to invest into GME calls
This is the dumbest shit I've heard in a while, congrats. Not like you can fall much lower than "homeless", good luck.

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25058459

>>25058342
>ALPP

Ok I just googled them and they're going to use a blockchain ERP. That made my nipples tingle a little but I hate buying shit at ATH.

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25058463

Just sold all my GME I was 100% and I feel like I made a mistake

thank you /smg/ anons

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>>25058421
That's some pretty serious autism to save that particular post. Well done anon.

>> No.25058472

>>25058454
holy shit i remember this guy

>> No.25058473

>>25058443
The "stimulus" is pathetic.

>> No.25058479

And just like that CLF was never above 13.82 again!

>> No.25058485

>>25058443
>reddit fags get usernames in here for max attention whoring
they're doing you a favor by making it easy to filter them

>> No.25058498
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25058498

TSLA could go bankrupt tomorrow and my ARK funds would only drop 10%, which would then be replaced without a month. When are you guys going to admit that you're only against ARK because you're incels?

ARK mommy is making me rich, and she can do the same for you if you let her.

>> No.25058504

>>25058479
oh god damn it please no. the target price is 17 for it

>> No.25058506

>>25058463
Congrats man, happy for you. I hope you can be happy for me when mine sell at $420.69

>> No.25058511

>>25058385
Your going to make it anon. We all are.

>> No.25058514

>>25058385
Well then you got my advice. I wouldn't even consider whatever arbitrary price goal you and your friends made because obviously you know the market doesn't care about whatever price you made up. Anyway, I hope your situation gets better.
>>25058427
Then you clearly don't care. That's how I felt when I started accumulating NIO at $6 and it would have little pullbacks here and there. I'd wonder why people were selling and it would irritate me, but overall I wouldn't care and I'd just buy more (sold at 19, then 49).

>> No.25058517

>>25058463
all of your GME??? have you ever heard of trimming lol

>> No.25058526

What the fuck TSLA, $600 is the other way you piece of shit!?!?! If you're not trading at $550 by x-mas eve my gookfu is going to be pissed at me.

>> No.25058533

>>25058498
within*

>> No.25058536
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come on CLF nigger break support and head for 13.63 again

>> No.25058540

bros you told me the 22nd was the day of the crash?

What happened??

>> No.25058546

>>25058027
What happens on Jan? Acquisition?

>> No.25058547

>>25058498
I live in Europe so no, she can't. Fml...

>> No.25058549

>>25058473
actually yeah it is, it's not worth spending that amount if it isn't enough, give people money for the month or put the money elsewhere

>> No.25058552

>>25058469
I hate him, with a burning passion. He is by far the worst poster in /smg/
Even the faggot newfags try to help people make money. He is the only poster on /smg/ that actively tries to lose people money.
Even the CLF tranny, with all the faults he has, is not actively trying to lose people money.

>> No.25058562

how can people be selling GME now of all times? Cohen is balls deep and you should be too.

>> No.25058564

>>25058454
>This is the dumbest shit I've heard in a while, congrats. Not like you can fall much lower than "homeless", good luck.
Why is it the dumbest shit you've heard? Just because I'm homeless doesn't mean I can't learn how to invest money I've scraped together wisely.

>> No.25058565

>>25058498
this is what women turn into if they dont have kids and settle down disturbing to look at really

>> No.25058569

>>25058540
not even people who have been in stocks and business for 80 years could tell you that dude

>> No.25058575

>>25058498
there's no GME or SRAC in ARKK

>> No.25058576

I sold CLF for a loss and FOMO’d into MARA and I made 3x the money in just 2 days lmao

>> No.25058577

>>25058517
Trimming is for pubes. Ever hear of taking profits?

>> No.25058578

I'm not a big short. I don't go out looking for good shorts. I'm spending my time looking for good longs. I have shorted NASDAQ because I had to. Every bit of logic I had led me to this trade, and I had to do it. ...I saw what was coming and I thought it would affect everything.

-Michael Burry, Bloomberg, December 22, 2020

>> No.25058585

Is KHC going to actually go up this time or is it just another tease

>> No.25058586

>>25058565
She has kids and I think she's cute

>> No.25058599

>>25058565
Have sex incel.

>> No.25058604

>>25058552
Lmfaoooo

>> No.25058606
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I want to FOMO into AMPE, talk me out of buying high

>> No.25058607

>>25058552
Wait are you anti-soijack poster? That would explain everything as far as the autism part goes.

>> No.25058608

>>25058576
damn lucky. im up 15% on clf and i made a little extra money selling calls on it so im gonna hold it

>> No.25058609

Annnnnnd now Im bagholding MMEDF for the rest of my life.

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>>25058108
>why yes, I pay a 30-40% premium for extra crunch. muh heckin artisan kettle chips
These 'people' sound retarded

>> No.25058620

>>25058575
>GME or SRAC
this is a good stock for people that just downloaded the Robinhood app and now they think they are expert stock traders. Most Robinhood people only buy affordable cheap stocks like this because they can't afford the big boy stocks like amazon, tesla, apple, etc. Robinhood is a great platform for uneducated people who never graduated college. Having a few shares on robinhood app gives them great satisfaction and makes them feel very important in life. They brag about it at family

>> No.25058626

>>25058577
trimming IS taking profits

you only sell everything immediately if you're 100% certain it's the peak or if you think you have better returns elsewhere at that point

>> No.25058627

>>25058459
>I looked at the first Google result and that's it.
Yeah, ngmi.
Here's a better breadcrumb about just one of Alpine 4's recent acquisitions, Impossible Aerospace:
https://www.proactiveinvestors.com/companies/news/937108/alpine-4-technologies-shares-flying-as-it-notes-us-drone-market-opportunity-after-dji-blacklisting-937108.html
Kent Wilson, CEO of Alpine 4 also noted: "Even with their inferior airframes and flight times, DJI's market ownership of the commercial drone space was forecasted to continue its dominance for years to come. This new event completely opens up billions of dollars in the global market for the US-1 and its future variants to dominate the market."

>> No.25058628

>>25058100
Didn't buy, I don't want to average up.

>> No.25058631

>>25058398
>>25058428
>>25058454
>>25058511
>>25058514
lurk moar
he is the soijack poster
read this post >>25058421
he's a faggot attention seeking larper

>> No.25058632

>>25058498
>0.2x leveraged TSLA ETF is making me rich

>> No.25058633

>>25058108
Are you ready for pretzel mania?

>> No.25058638
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25058638

I bought more of Him during today's dip. I couldn't resist. Lol, a good chunk of my $600 is already gone..

>> No.25058639

>>25058547
Just do like me, copy the ETF except better by buying the better performing stocks

>> No.25058642

>>25058609
>MMEDF
lul it looks exactly like crsr. i lost 30% buying crsr at the top and i realize how retarded led keyboards are so i just sold it for a loss and put it into other shit and made it back plus more

>> No.25058648

>>25058578
This guy is short TSLA too. When's the bubble pop? Tomorrow? Thursday? I'm waiting patiently for my tendies.

>> No.25058649

>>25058607
He hates another 4chan poster with a burning passion, of course its the anti-soijak poster. This guy really does care about the post quality in his thread.

>> No.25058660

what the FUCK do I do with my PLTR that I bought at $25? Will it ever moon again?

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Feel like MRNA will dip further EOD. This was BNTX on approval dip day last monday

>> No.25058674

>>25058342
Jesus fuvking christ I could have been a millionaire

>> No.25058675

>>25058612
i just buy $2 bags of munchos chips. theyre honestly better then any other chip ive eaten im not a fat ass who likes to swallow jars of vegetable oil so lays chips are fucking disguting to me

>> No.25058686
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>>25058642

>> No.25058687

>>25058660
Delete the app off your phone for a year
Collect Jew tax free tendies next Christmas

>> No.25058690
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25058690

RIOT silently shoots up 28% and not a single person mentions it. It's like you all want to be poor or something.

>> No.25058691

Buy GHIV

>> No.25058694
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>>25058498
Disruptor mommy loves LGVW so I love LGVW too!

>> No.25058701
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>> No.25058706

>>25058632
264% return from the last two years and average 25% annual return from the three years before that. 99% of the people in this thread would be richer if they gave ARK mom their money

>> No.25058710
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>>25058270
No, I was telling people who were crying yesterday to not get shaken out by profit takers and comparing it to my summer NET call.
>Literally almost a century old (founded 1921)
>Family owned
>American
>Long time profitable business
>Using IPO to expand nationally
>Using IPO to acquire more snack brands
>Diverse snacks catering to a variety of demographics
>Personal childhood favorite of mine
>Cute and funny mascot

I'd never FUD UTZ. I've been holding since IPO and buying every dip. It's not a swing trade stock, it's not a pump and dump, it's not a speculative position. UTZ has good strength behind it and is set up for success.

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25058712

>stock mommy

>> No.25058714

Buy ALPP now.

Or you are cuck and your mom gets fucked by *insert your personal most hated race of people*

>> No.25058715

>>25058648
imminent

>> No.25058720
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>>25058578
not hard when your ccp bf tips you off they are about to execute their crash

>> No.25058724

>>25058660
keep buying

>> No.25058726

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if I had no income this year, and will have a job next year, I'm much better off selling my PLTR before Dec 31? Since short germ capital gains are taxed as income and will get so I'll pay nothing this year with the standard deduction.

>> No.25058728
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25058728

>GME still climbing after a 22% open
we're all gonna make it coomers

>> No.25058732

>>25058675
I'm convinced munchos aren't even made out of potatoes. Literally bottom of the garbage bin tier chips. Shit taste desu.

>> No.25058737

>>25058714

why?

>> No.25058742

>>25058506
thanks anon, I still think GME is looking very bullish but after holding through Q3 I couldn't take it. I might buy back in if it dips

>> No.25058744

You guys bought the BCRX dip right? I took nice big profits last week and would like to personally thank the kike manipulation for this nice re entry dip in prep for the next approval.

>> No.25058753

>>25058631
I don't read every post in every thread so that's on me. I genuinely feel bad for a lot of homeless people so I guess his larp got the better of my naivety but thanks for the heads up

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What happened to shroomshill did he rope himself already?

>> No.25058757

>>25058690
I bought RIOT calls because someone posted that dark pool thing and there was a bunch of RIOT calls on there. I only got 5 calls but sold them for 350%

>> No.25058756

>>25058732
youre probably just used to fat ass vegetable oil american shit. theyre just really thin with salt and not covered in oil

>>25058728
the plan

>> No.25058760

>>25058642
I missed selling at over 4$ but figured we would be back up. If I had known it was going to fucking tank Id have sold at a small loss instead of hundreds of dollars.. Christ

>> No.25058762

>>25058687
I guess it does convert to long term gains before next christmas, not bad.

>> No.25058764

I'm going to lose all of my money soon aren't I

>> No.25058777

>>25058728
i won't make it because im a poorfag student who only gambled my CERB money + emergency fund in it

the best i can hope for with GME is graduating debt-free with a small down payment ready for a new house

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25058781

Fyi my fellow GME coomers, shorts haven't covered a single share yet according to iborrowdesk. Wait until that starts happening.

>> No.25058789

>>25058781
that is definitely bullshit

they are most certainly covering as we speak

>> No.25058794

Not a single short has covered on GME today (iBorrowDesk)

>> No.25058792

>>25058737
Because otherwise you are cuck and your mom gets fucked by *insert your personal most hated race of people*

>> No.25058793

>>25058781
what does that mean?

>> No.25058802

Robinhooders...I kneel.

Meanwhile the same short seller firm that exposed NKLA for being a mormon jewish scam is shitting on robinhooders for pumping a LIDAR stock from 20 cents to $7 in a year. The fucking company has no assets or IP but zoomers will buy it on an impulse.

https://www.thestreet.com/investing/microvision-mvis-short-seller-hindenburg-research

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>>25058710
this. every welfare leech on the east coast eats utz or chicharrones, and everyone likes cute things

>> No.25058809

>>25058756
Nah. I've had them many times. There is something horribly off about them. There are plenty of other chips that aren't greasy. Hell pringles aren't greasy at all.

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>>25058781
god i love these days

>> No.25058813

>>25058781
i couldn't imagine them not being scared shitless right now

>> No.25058818
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25058818

>Crabland Cliffs just broke red again
At least I'm up 6 cents on ARKK.

>> No.25058820

>>25058777
>i won't make it
Nice numerals. Your affirmation in your failure is guaranteed.

>> No.25058821

UUUU 2/16 5C
I’ve never felt a more guaranteed play

>> No.25058822

Sold my GME bros, I wish you the best of luck. 130% profit is good enough for me.

>> No.25058827

>>25058793

>> No.25058828

>>25058764
thats impossible, your portfolio is diversified and you have no debt!

>> No.25058829

>>25058781
that doesnt mean anything because it's only IBKR and it could also just be big shareholders lending out more shares so they can keep price low while they accumulate more shares

like Cohen probably lent out shares himself so he could buy for cheap

>> No.25058831

>>25058140
glad I sold that fucking shit. DirecTV was a really bad purchase and the debt is killing them.

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25058838

think CLF finna bout to bounce here

>> No.25058839

>>25058793
The squeeze hasn't even started yet. Today's pump was Cohen's 13% of the float being removed from the borrow.

>> No.25058843

>>25058822
based, it's a good time to get out

>> No.25058845

>>25057849
Whats the deal with warrants? Especially for BRPAW. I know a guy that may have bought a ton without knowing how they work and might be fucked. Can i use the warrant to get a $40 stock for 11 bucks?

>> No.25058848

im so glad i got into gme. not for the money but for the memes and i have good memories with the stores

>> No.25058849
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25058849

>He's thinking about selling and getting priced out right before the infinity squeeze

>> No.25058850

Last lesson you've learned, /smg/? Mine was don't sell the shit you believe in with the intent of buying back at a cheaper price expecting the next day to be red.

>> No.25058856

>>25058714
I'm still expecting a pullback during the holiday season, but I also thought it would pullback today after a 60% yesterday. Who knows, I'm holding and buying dips.
Airbus and Bessemer accepted restricted stock valued at $3.50 from them as shown in their 8k, so there's that.
https://sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1606698/000109690620000320/alpp_8k.htm

>> No.25058858

>>25058714
this is a good stock for people that just downloaded the Robinhood app and now they think they are expert stock traders. Most Robinhood people only buy affordable cheap stocks like this because they can't afford the big boy stocks like amazon, tesla, apple, etc. Robinhood is a great platform for uneducated people who never graduated college. Having a few shares on robinhood app gives them great satisfaction and makes them feel very important in life. They brag about it at family

>> No.25058863

>>25058822

>>25058562

>> No.25058866

>>25058809
>pringles aren't greasy at all
They make Pringles with the same machinery you make cardboard.

>> No.25058868

>>25058829
Cohen can't lend shares after filing his Form 3. Insiders can't lend. Cohen recalling his shares probably caused today's pop.

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25058872

TSLA green bars are fake and gay

this thing is crashing all the way through 600 EOD

>> No.25058880

>>25058838
this is a good stock for people that just downloaded the Robinhood app and now they think they are expert stock traders. Most Robinhood people only buy affordable cheap stocks like this because they can't afford the big boy stocks like amazon, tesla, apple, etc. Robinhood is a great platform for uneducated people who never graduated college. Having a few shares on robinhood app gives them great satisfaction and makes them feel very important in life. They brag about it at family

>> No.25058881

>>25058838
Is there a place where the advice is actually legitimate? This place is filled with chaos

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>>25058479
Ohnonononono

>> No.25058890

>>25058802
>Some investors defended MicroVision on Twitter, with one saying, "I feel like y’all make short reports on certain stocks cause your mad that you didn’t get the entry price you wanted."

They calling the robinhood crowd a bunch of niggers lol.

>> No.25058891

>>25058829
>it could also just be big shareholders lending out more shares
Insiders can't do that. Cohen's 13% share recall caused today's pump. Not because anyone covered

>> No.25058893

>>25058802
NKLA was an obvious scam to anyone with common sense. Kikenburg (and other online short scammers) just pick out whatever shit stock moons for no reason, set up a short and release hit pieces full of conjecture to make a quick buck on their short positions. Sometimes they actually pick one that is a scam but more than often not it's just bullshit. I've made good money from buying Kikenburg dips and flipping the recovery.

>> No.25058896

Sold me clf at 13.90

It crabbed for 3 weeks practically, growth is literally boomer tier stocks

>> No.25058899

>>25058307
Whoever does, he's quite bad at it.

>> No.25058900

>>25057966
I bought 400 shares at 26.50... bros..

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>>25058690
I told you retards to buy it in the thread at open

>> No.25058904

TSLA i am not going to yield. You're not getting my puts. I'm going to close the chart and browse /pol/

>> No.25058905
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>>25058881
just do whatever anime posters tell you

I would never steer you wrong

sell TSLA
sell W
sell CMG

prepare for huge market crash after christmas

>> No.25058915

>>25057905
yes, friend

>> No.25058920

>>25058863
I was tempted to trim a lot of my positions today honestly, but it makes no sense given that console earnings haven't even happened yet for GME.

>> No.25058922

GME STOP GOING UP YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE GOING DOWN UNTIL CLOSE AND THEN MOON AH

>> No.25058924
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25058924

seriously fuck gme pussies, you could have been talking shit and telling us how btfo we would be but you went and hid. this board was dead for over a week because you pussies went and hid in a corner when the odds were against you. now what you want? a congratulations? a handshake? FUCK YOU. You stayed in the game because you had no chioce and you know. you didn't sell because you couldn't. And now here you are acting like some kind of stock broker genius x2000, no, FUCK YOU. You cowards, you get NO RESPECT FROM ME NONE NADA ZIP ZILCH 0.

now fucking deal with it.

>> No.25058928

someone shill me on ALPP

>> No.25058932

>>25058197
VZ is doing a great job at making deals but god knows their future when Starlink becomes more accessible.

>> No.25058934

>>25058881
options general. it keeps dying though because most retards have nothing to contribute in the first place and just beg and give nothing back

>> No.25058943

>>25058881
not really. I just look at tickers mentioned here and decide for myself if they're worth it

>> No.25058946

>>25058924
Nice projection.

>> No.25058949

>>25058920
it doesn't take a genius to realize Cohen is buying more

>> No.25058951
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25058951

>>25058781
is this what being on the winning team for once looks like

>> No.25058957

>>25058820
FUCK

******i won't make it FOR NOW
shit I need a GME 2.0 when I have 6-figures saved up from wageslaving then I'll make it

>> No.25058958

CLSK bros. $300 next December.

>> No.25058962

>>25058905
Again, still with the bullshit. Post the exact play or what you say is meaningless

>> No.25058971

>>25058202
Reddit hates Tesla
They turned on it two years ago when Elon called out the ((((media))))

>> No.25058973

20 DOLLARS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.25058974

What the exit strategy 4U?
I have none and I'm really thinking about getting out now, profit being just about right, I don't see why I should stay when I've been given no reason to expect further pumping.

>> No.25058977

GME almost $20

>> No.25058978
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25058978

>>25058962
ok you are beyond help
good luck out there kiddo

>> No.25058988

>>25058928
Just buy it. I dont know anything about the comany, but I just bought that shit because some faggot shilled it on twitter. but I got lucky and I am up 750%, so thats nice.

>> No.25058992

>>25058920
i wouldn't rely on 16% YoY sales to give a huge pop, definitely sell before Q4 because it will be another dump again (((unless Cohen is in the lead)))

>> No.25058999

I’m going to sell CLF for 17% profits.
What do I go in on next?

>> No.25059002

>AMD and BCRX V-shaped recovery

YES! HAHAHAHA, YEESSSS~!

>> No.25059003

>>25058924
Why do you think GME posters haven't been talking about their position the last 8+ weeks?
Quite literally, because there's one guy who sits in the thread 12 hours a day, and whenever someone would post anything positive about GME, he would respond with soijacks, insults, and other shit FUD.
Nobody wanted to talk about holding GME with that faggot jumping down their throat. Why would you post about GME and invite the trolling?
Why would anyone continue to talk about GME when you have the soijack poster faggot trolling you in every thread?

>> No.25059005

>>25058863
I only have 125 shares :V
Feels very late to average up today.

>> No.25059007

>>25058675
I just looked up the nutrition labels of both. They're pretty much exactly the same lel. Snackfood snobs btfo'd
>https://www.lays.com/products/lays-classic-potato-chips
>https://www.fritolay.com/products/munchos-original-potato-crisps

>> No.25059015

>>25058949
What are you implying? That holding onto GME for now is a no - brainer?

>> No.25059021
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25059021

Join the Deep State.

>> No.25059022

>>25059003
>mad at soijacks autist is back
dude please drop it

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25059027

Thanks based COOM

>> No.25059026

>>25058988

its the tesla of drones???

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>>25058866
Well they aren't greasy at least. I personally don't care if chips are greasy because I don't eat them very often. The poster I was replying to was one of the spergs that dabs his pizza with a napkin.

>> No.25059035

Why do MARA retarded senseless pumps always happen only after I sold some of it?

>> No.25059038

>>25058928
See>>25058856
>>25058627
These are just a couple reasons, they are also prepared for uplisting soon. They're a genuine OTC success story already, the question is: How much further will the price go?

>> No.25059041

>>25058881
For real. Its just GME and CLF central lately with some UTZ sprinkled in. Nothing else to discuss. Just people green wojacking shilling stocks that they know will dump tomorrow.

>> No.25059042

>>25059007
i dunno man i just know a lot of vegetable oil makes me sick and every time i eat lays my entire hand is covered in grease and the chips are literally fucking soaking wet from grease and oil

>> No.25059046
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>>25058962
lmao, how about you learn to think for yourself

You can start thinking for yourself by buying into every ARK ETF that's available. There is no better play in the long run, not a single anon here will outperform stock mommy

>> No.25059048

>>25059015
yes

>> No.25059049

>>25058893
>anyone with common sense
This bull rally has a long time to run, people are just buying anything in their twitter feed. It's hype FOMO right now common sense comes later during earnings or when people start asking questions.

I'm forever grateful for Citron for flipping on Tesla earlier last year saying it was a great company. I think they had to clear their name. Would never have entered on TSLA if not for them.

>> No.25059053

>>25059015
Yes. He's above 10% now whether he actually turns the company around or not he's gonna pump the price up short term

>> No.25059060
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25059060

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/22/gms-defense-unit-sees-25-billion-market-in-potential-military-contracts-for-automaker.html

>be usa
>rust belt getting destroyed
>faulty model
>transfer it to the military
>military fails too

wtf is this shit? anyway gm might boost a bit

>> No.25059061

>>25058208
Crashed all the way to where it was a week ago, omg how will I ever survive!!!

>> No.25059063

>>25059035
Because you are bogging us down. Sell everything you have

>> No.25059069

>>25059046
she said the fucking stock is going to bearish soon and she expects 20% a year

>> No.25059070

>>25059021
Stop shilling a stock with 600k average movement.

>> No.25059082
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>>25059046
her scam will go tits up soon as people figure out she's literally just picking what sounds cool

>> No.25059086

>>25058905
I've learned to only trust the old school weebs, not the waifufags.

>> No.25059091
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>CLF going up
Boy never seen this before. Wonder what’s gonna happen next.

>> No.25059093
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>GME up 30%
>$6k profit
>ex's house flooded and she's begging on snapchat story for someone to take her in
this day just keeps getting better

>> No.25059095

im gonna miss the end-of-day pump on GME because I have to do an online exam from 2PM to 4PM fuck meeeee

this better be $20 once im done my exam

>> No.25059099

>>25058802
Which is wild considering SPACs like WPF just sitting there at 11.

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Holy shit GME, I wish I waited with selling half my position

>> No.25059105

>>25059003
Oh my fucking god dude seek therapy. I've shitposted on a lot of different generals in various boards on 4chan since i was 15 years old in 2013 and now into my 20's I can assuredly say I've never had someone get as buttflustered as you have about my shitposting.

>> No.25059115
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I told you all this was going to happen yesterday. I hope you took my advice. This was a no brainer buy since Crypto is going insane for the last week.

>> No.25059118

>>25059082
Consistent 25% returns for years followed by 250% over the past two years. If picking what sounds cool gets this kind of results, maybe you should consider it.

>> No.25059120

is the clf price target for 17 right? is it just one bank saying that or multiple ones?

>> No.25059126

>>25059105
You're a zoomer too. Wow. You're a 22 year old zoomer faggot.
Jesus christ. It just keeps getting worse.
Kill yourself

>> No.25059133

Rate my poorfolio
>AI
>ARKG
>ARKK
>MARA
>PLTR
>RIOT
>SPY Puts
Want to buy DIS and RTX next month or so for recovery plays

>> No.25059137

>>25059033
this is the gayest thing i've ever seen, and i've seen gay porn

>> No.25059138

3 million share sell wall on GME at $20.

>> No.25059139

>>25059126
Make sure you wear a helmet the next time you type out a long post in a seethe so you don't injure yourself retard.

>> No.25059141
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE my anus is on fire. I made some really spicy chili. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>> No.25059142

you arkk fags should look into moon too. i think moon might pick up when arkk takes off

>> No.25059145

>>25059105
>He thinks 2013 was a long time ago

Literally off yourself zoomer

>> No.25059156

>>25058670
Man it's crazy how predictable "buy on the rumor, sell on the news" is

>> No.25059160

>>25059038

its up 4000% in 2 months. Im gonna buy a small position but im preparing my ass.

>> No.25059164

>>25059091
Hmm how about bouncing off $14 indefinitely

>> No.25059165

>>25059133
How much did you have invested in RIOT?

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>>25059105
40 posts in a thread FUDding literal 30-baggers that had already happened.
He's not saying you hurt him, he's saying you're a god damn infant and we were all tired of you in September.

>> No.25059172

>>25057969
redditors and our local retards

>> No.25059186

>>25059142
Planning on picking up some soon

>> No.25059193
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>>25059141
I'm growing Bhut Jolokia in my livingroom.
I'll make a hotsauce that will prolapse your ass

>> No.25059194

>>25057849
>>25057849
>>25057849
NEW
>>25057849
>>25057849

>> No.25059195

>>25059091
>crab.png

>> No.25059201

>>25059091
You've got a nice setup there anon. Mind telling me your settings please?

>> No.25059203

>>25058893
A lot of these pumps are going to play out like NKLA.
People buy on hype not knowing they're being scammed by honorary hebrews like Trevor Milton who's sold all his stock to buy mansions because housing can't be confiscated by the feds.

If you want to play it like that, keep pumping and don't be the last one out.

Case in point: >>25058988

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>>25059164
You like seafood anon?

>> No.25059220

>>25059165
50 shares, 60 shares of MARA but I just bought both Friday. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.25059229

>>25059209
this is a good stock for people that just downloaded the Robinhood app and now they think they are expert stock traders. Most Robinhood people only buy affordable cheap stocks like this because they can't afford the big boy stocks like amazon, tesla, apple, etc. Robinhood is a great platform for uneducated people who never graduated college. Having a few shares on robinhood app gives them great satisfaction and makes them feel very important in life. They brag about it at family

>> No.25059230

I’m buying RIOT calls

>> No.25059231

>>25059194
FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNT WHY ARENT YOU PERMA BANNED I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

youre worse than coomers and not the gmefags. you probably are a fucking coomer every fucking jerk off obsessed porn retard is a fucking no life retard FUCKING DIE

>> No.25059251

>>25059101
me too, but we all know that Gamestop with Sherman in it is unironically blockbuster 2.0 and it was too much of a risk
Now Cohen's in here but i don't have settled funds to buy lol

>> No.25059252

>>25059026
The drones are a very recent acquisition. They also have metal fabrication, circuit assembly and software companies.
This thread is the only time I'm going to shill this company from now on. Just trying to help some bros out if they are willing to do the research.

>> No.25059253

>>25059231
>>25059231
>>25059231
NEW
>NEW

>> No.25059256

>>25059093
>begging on Snapchat for a home
Do women really

>> No.25059258

>>25058157
People who remain financially solvent.

>> No.25059266

>>25059229
Almost as good as the yahoo finance link

>> No.25059267

The naked PLTR $31 calls I sold expire tomorrow. Will I owe a $30k margin call to my broker and kill myself, or come out with what looks like premiums that were definitely not worth the risk??

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>>25059138
Looks like 19.00 will definitely be the new support anyways. Once bears realize it isnt a double top we will have a surge of buying and another spike. Bears trying as hard as they can to keep it <$20
>>25059170
Hey, at least you shut the fuck up about me since I haven't posted my GME soijaks more than once a week for the last two months.

>> No.25059275

>>25059105
lmao!
you’re a faggot 22 year old zoomer! hahaha
anti-soijack poster confirmed for being based as fuck
>I’ve shitposted on a lot of different generals in various boards
do you not understand that it’s very different when it comes to the stock market? do you not understand that people are investing with real money, and that the money they make or lose can be the difference between being able to feed their children that week or not? do you not understand that you are fucking with people’s livelihood? you’re a faggot
the guy might be autistic but at least he’s not a faggot 22 year old zoomer shitposting fud for months

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>>25059253

>> No.25059287

>>25058104
>what makes this crap go up
My understanding is that market makers are forced to raise or lower the price based on demand, but there's also an order book they're looking at... It's entirely possible that robinhood investors caused the 2020 run-up and could easily bring it down again in the same way

>> No.25059288

>>25059093
shes going to be fucking strangers for a place to stay i hate women

>> No.25059296

>>25059256
>do men really
yes.

>> No.25059299

>>25059201
Thanks man. Sorry if I'm sounding a bit cynical today. Pretty sure I used this video to set up my Webull a couple years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xss-gjBCzA

>> No.25059309

>>25059267
I’m averaging up on my shares. Hope you get fucked faggot.

>> No.25059314

>>25059230
You don't want to use that trip fren. It's cursed.

>> No.25059323

>>25059299
Thanks.

>> No.25059341

>>25059003
how much GME are you holding sir

>> No.25059343

>>25059309
Nah I’ll be fine. You probably will be too if you hold for like 8 months

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wheres the real new thread

please I cant make them anymore
my ISP is range banned

>> No.25059356

>>25059203
>Case in point: >>25058988 (You)

Oh, please, if it works, it works. I am sorry even retard like me can be relatively successful on stockmarket.

>> No.25059358

>>25059160
Don't just buy it, do some digging first so you know what you're buying. Don't buy high and sell low if it dips 20% or something.

>> No.25059367

Should I sell LGVW?

>> No.25059372

How does capital gains tax work if you keep buying shares of the same stock throughout the year
If I buy 100 shares of stock A in January and that share number increases over the year (no selling), Could I sell 100 shares the next January and pay long term capital gains on it?
And do I need to keep track of the dates I purchased the other shares to keep avoiding the short term tax

>> No.25059374

>>25059275
>people's livelihoods are based on gambling on the stock market as they profit off the back of capital built by millions of poor people in America
If you are over the age of 30 and you're trying to make a livelihood and feed your children through gambling with the market, you are a fucking moron and should have never had kids. The only people who should be posting here are young fresh graduates like me who should be building their fortunes right now, not bagholding pajeet scam stocks to feed their kids.

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new

>>25059368
>>25059368
>>25059368

new

>>25059368
>>25059368
>>25059368

>> No.25059394

>>25059267
I hope you stick around, anon

>> No.25059402

>>25059275
this is a good lesson, though. just goes to show why it's so important to understand the DD, use position sizing accordingly to how much risk you expect to take on, and always fact check the DD from anons and see if you actually agree or not and what a realistic target would be (to at least scale out if not sell everything).

if you do that, no trolls will ever bother you. i did this with GME already, i've said since august that as long as cohen is in, im in. i don't expect it to actually squeeze until at least after Q4 ER so i've been swinging it in the mean time.

>> No.25059403

>>25059348
you can be IP banned from posting threads but not regular posts??

>> No.25059407

>>25059358

They have military contracts. Im in

>> No.25059415

>>25058905
>sell CMG
What the fuck? Where do you think I’m going with my $600?

>> No.25059430

>>25059403
yep
I can post fine but when I try to make a thread (on all boards) it says im range banned

>> No.25059463

>>25059394
Thanks

>> No.25059468

>>25059356
What's your point? People made money off of NKLA too if they were early but the people who were late to the party and bet their kid's college money are probably staring into the barrel of a shotgun.

Meanwhile Trevor Milton has 3 mansions that he bought for himself for being a lying sociopath because dumbasses bought the hype.

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>>25059415
>170 P/E ratio for a fucking BURRITO joint

I love their food but its way overvalued

>> No.25059474

>>25059374
Fuck off zoomer - you 100% live with mommy and daddy
You have no idea what the real world is like - what that poster said is the reason why I hate you. You are fucking with people's livelihoods. You are the only person on /smg/ who actively tries to lose other people money.
Kill yourself zoomer

>> No.25059479

>>25059275
>the money they make or lose can be the difference between being able to feed their children that week or not?

Dont have kids if you need to gamble on stockmarket to feed them. It is always and always peoples fault.
Fuck breeders that cry about how it is hard to have children. Simple solution is not to have them at all and you can save quite a lot of money.
Plus, their adulthood might be fucked due to climate change, so why even have those crotch goblins?

>> No.25059515

Hold or sell CLF?

>> No.25059532

>>25059474
based disabled anon

>> No.25059533
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>>25058804
Cute things are cute

>> No.25059534

>>25059479
>Dont have kids if you need to gamble on stockmarket to feed them
No bro if my CLF calls aren't in the money by next week my son won't be able to eat breakfast for a month.

>> No.25059548

>>25059372
I think your question is if taxes are calculated as FIFO or whatnot
https://finance.zacks.com/determine-shares-sell-fifo-lifo-9766.html

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>>25059469
Unironically up stocks go up

>> No.25059566

>>25059474
based

>> No.25059583

>>25059468
>but the people who were late to the party and bet their kid's college money are probably staring into the barrel of a shotgun.

So? fuck them, fuck poor people who had kids that they cannot provide for. You got a lot of methods to not have kids, so why should I cry for them?

>>25059534
Hahahaha, you had your kid knowing you might not be able to provide for it, so why should I care?

>> No.25059600

>>25058755
Shroom stocks are 3+ year holds. If they ever work out, at what point in 2020 you got in is practically irrelevant. If the don't, it's way too soon to tell.

>> No.25059627

Bloody hell MARA, stop playing with my feelings.

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>>25059474
Based

>> No.25059837

>get GHIV stocks
>???
>PROTIFT

>> No.25059863

>>25058881
Lurk for several months.
Always buy the stocks with the most dedicated shitposters like >>25058804 >>25058849 who actually bother to make meme images. Just the last 8 months this includes
>WKHS
>UTZ
>PLTR
>GME
>Tortoise / HYLN
>etc etc
Discard the shitposted stocks that don't have high-effort memes / written shilling only.
Always discard stock memes whose zoomed-out graph looks like a 3 year altcoin PnD chart.

Always cash out your intital investment when the gains cross 100%. And that's it, literally free money.

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>>25059863
This. High effort and consistent memes means high conviction.

>> No.25060119

Alright that's it I'm in Utz gang. Salt and vinegar represent

>> No.25060260

>>25059863
dont get into crypto because you would fall for every scam

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>BTC $23,460.80
>Gold $1,862.74

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Reminder: With jews, you lose.