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25053815 No.25053815 [Reply] [Original]

I have no job and am spending xmas on my own with housemates I don't know or particularly like. Should I cash in some of my 30k btc stack to fuck a hooker as an xmas treat?

>> No.25053971

>>25053815
No man, wtf is wrong with you? If you're gonna use your stacks to fuck hookers at least wait until next year.

>> No.25053988

>>25053815
no. you wont enjoy it, and it will make u more depressed. hookers are like booze, in that they accentuate your existing mood - sounds gay but , help someone, this will bring you more joy that getting fleeced by an std ridden slag.

>> No.25054000

>>25053815
>having housemates
you're literally a subhuman that lives like an insectoid

>> No.25054069

nobody ever regrets fucking too many hookers

>> No.25054086

>>25053988
I think Op deserves it desu
>>25053815
STOP being a miserable fuck and maybe you'll get on better with your unfortunate xmas house companions. After all, can't be easy for them either. Its the season of giving and goodwill to all - if you do get a hooker, be sure and share.

>> No.25054110

>>25053815
Just rape a stranger. Much more exciting and free. Wear a good mask.

>> No.25054354
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25054354

>>25053815
>cash out 300 usd to fuck hooker
>2 years later, btc goes x10, 10 years later, x50
>you just paid 3000 / 15000 for a hooker.

Reminder that the "pizza guy" paid 10,000 bitcoins for a pizza in 2010.

TLDR: find the money elsewhere.

>> No.25054367

fucking ignore the idiots who never tried hookers or tried maybe really shitty ones...

they r the fucking best experience, if u get the real good ones... remember they are to fuck and enjoy ur time not to pretend girlfirned and love life!...

go for it... but research the good ones... don't fall victim to the hsitty ones and u will thank me later.

and to the incels... man up and stop pretending that hookers are something special... ffs

>> No.25054914

I can definitely recommend fucking hookers. They cost a lot but still a better release than being a frustrated fapper. Try a couple ones until you find one you like, visit her regularly. It'll make you feel more comfortable when having sex. But don't fall on love with her, she's still a whore. Also be aware it will always feel a bit dull since she will not give you any emotions.

Personally I'm into trannies and I visit a petite 22yp Asian ladyboy once in a while that had a decent boobjob last year. My pp gets hard again when I think of how I finished last time by pressing her flat on her stomach, lying over her and pumping her as hard and deep as I could until I came inside, while my arms grasped around her keeping her completely in place until I was done.

>> No.25055180

>>25054367
Kindly, what nation do you coming from my friend?

>> No.25055295

>>25053815
spend 1-2k a month and be a sugar daddy instead of getting a hooker. you get more bang for your buck and with hotter young women who would never escort

>> No.25055465

>>25055295
Have you idiots ever considered just getting a girlfriend? They will buy YOU stuff and still have sex with you.

>> No.25055490

>>25055295
>hotter young women who would never escort
such principled young dears may be an UberX instead of a battered London cab. Still paid fucking whores tho.

>> No.25055534

>>25053815
In a year you will be a in a situation like the guy who paid for a pizza in btc. Don’t

>> No.25055619

>>25054354
sauce

>> No.25055620
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25055620

give a homeless person food

then fuck hookers q4 2021

>> No.25055655

>>25053988
>no. you wont enjoy it, and it will make u more depressed. hookers are like booze, in that they accentuate your existing mood - sounds gay but , help someone, this will bring you more joy that getting fleeced by an std ridden slag.
Never heard it put like this, great advice

>> No.25055707

>>25055490
Its actually quite different, these are just random college aged girls you convince to fuck via money vs hookers who are used to the whole thing

t. did it a lot back in 17

>> No.25055998

>>25053815
OP you only have $30k in btc and you want to cash some out at the foot of the golden bullrun?
That's gonna feel really bad next year

>> No.25056193

>>25055707
>whore registers on 'seeking simps'
>'oh Daddy, *convince me* to fuck you!'
>that'll be $300 thanks.
Getting a gf be less hassle by this point.
I suppose there is one difference tho.
hookers at least know what they are.

>> No.25056219

>>25055619
it was a hooker on adultwork.com i dont remember which one.
(adultwork is only for those in the UK, so check "united kingdom" before entering the site otherwise you will see the ones in your country and they are probavly not on AW)
>>25055655
no that's bad advice. it will only make you more depressed if you're a cuck who can't enjoy sex without love

>> No.25056367

>>25055465
if you're unattractive or too old it's hard to get an 18 year old gf

>>25055490
they're right >>25055707 they're essentially girlfriends who are upfront of getting paid directly. and it's more about convincing a non-escort normal girl you'll pay them an allowance for sex anytime. going on seekingarrangements is not the way to do it

>> No.25056391

>>25055465
>forgetting you're on 4chan

>> No.25056413

>>25053815
No. No consoooming until you can retire. hookers are a liability not an asset.

>> No.25056425

>>25053815
>he cant chat up slags for free
ngmi

>> No.25056482

Sex is for procreation and must be within the covenant of marriage between a man and a woman. Did you all miss that memo? Anything else is sinful fornication and you will reap the fruit of sin. Jesus loves you all. Stop sinning.

>> No.25056563

>>25056367
>essentially girlfriends who are upfront of getting paid directly
look, I'll try this one last time, then, I'll leave it at that. All joking aside, 'girlfriends' don't actually require paid. Its essentially a non-monetary non-recompense based arrangement. No cash required, not be there, not to fuck, not at all. No, but rly. The entirety of femininity are not actual whores ffs.

>> No.25056598

>>25056425
wrong, it's just more convenient. wasting time trying to seduce women is for insecure boys who are too narcissistic and poor to pay for such a service.

>> No.25056641

of course but proper one with bag of coke

>> No.25056660

>>25056598
>oh, he doesn't use hookers!
>he's such a narcissist!
Dude. pls.

>> No.25056664

>>25056598
>akktualllly...my self-esteem is fine...iit...its yours..
cope levels: 4 - significant

>> No.25056716

>>25056193
Things were different for me since I was 22 and good looking, just socially obtuse enough to not get laid anytime I wanted for free

You could tell a bunch of these girls signed up because they were college chicks (huge uni town) who fell for the meme of sugar daddies, as if someone was going to pay them a shit ton just for being a pretty woman. I paid almost all of them under 200 and some I fucked for free. Dont be jealous anon.

Im not saying it wasnt a huge waste of money but it was fun

>> No.25056872

>>25056563
This
All you need is a girl who respects you and herself enough to "go dutch" on paying for things
My gf has actually been a more profitable investment over the years than not having one

>> No.25057301
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25057301

>>25053815
Seek a lot of help fast.

>> No.25057330

>>25056660
>>25056664
So why are CEOs, celebrities, athletes fucking hookers on the regular? they have no problems getting laid with normal girls.
Paying for good on demand no string-attached sex is only for based men.
I laugh at losers who put their pride in being able to fuck women for free. "dude I will never pay for sex that's lame I'm above that" lmao. being able to fuck 10/10 girls whenever you want is way better than wasting time going out trying to seduce a girl for a shitty one night stand.

>> No.25057411

9/10 are garbage, but the 1/10 are fantastic and the cost to benefit ratio is better than anything else in life. I can write all the shit I've done out if anyone is interested, but honestly if you want it and can imagine it, you can find someone who will do it. While being an average looking guy with an average income I have lived the life of Genghis Khan but without all the tiresome siege business or the risk of my kids beheading me to steal my throne.
>"noooo not the hookerinos, you have to 'improoove' yourself by buying these male grooming products and consuuming these podcasts!"
Unless you are the absolute 1% of the 1% in looks and status you are not getting this lifestyle for free. Do you know what the obscenely wealthy Saudi princes spend their money on? Hookers. What about Tiger Woods? Justin Bieber? Hookers. The same hookers you, a merely average, mediocre, boring human being can buy and do the same things with.

>> No.25057508

>>25054914
did you wrap up?