/wfh/ - Most wonderful time of the year edition

[Anonymous No.25051977]

Good morning Kings, I hope you aren’t working at all.

Usually the office is nearly dead near Christmas, there’s a weird party nobody wants to go to, and everyone feels like it’s a waste of time. This year on the other hand:

>got a raise
>getting a bonus
>no lame “party”
>barely even have to pretend to work, because nobody else is working
>all I need to do for the week will take me 1 hour max
>can spend the rest of the time getting cosy with my wife