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>> No.25041952
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25041952

I'm still your president.

>> No.25041953
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First for I have no clue what to buy at open

>> No.25041958
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FIRST FOR PLTR

>> No.25041959
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Anon...

>> No.25041963

>>25041953
SPCE

>> No.25041966
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25041966

Where my UUUU chads @?

>> No.25041976
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.25041978

>>25041953
I bought GME. It had a red day but there is reason to believe it will soar tomorrow, people are shorting like crazy.

>> No.25041983
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I have no clue what im doing.

>> No.25041990
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bought 25 shares of intel at 45.50 today, feeling bretty good, should make atleast a few hundred for free off of peoples fears lmao

>> No.25041991
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>>25041966
Here.

>> No.25042001

>>25041953
GOEV

>> No.25042012

>>25041963
When will they announce more launches? Or did they already? That's when it'll go up anyway leading up to it, but then the launch will have something go wrong and it will plummet again.

>> No.25042023
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>>25041953
An extra blanket. Your bed can never be too comfy.

>> No.25042028
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>> No.25042031
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>>25041966
Waiting for a correction on Uranium goys to buy.

>> No.25042040
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25042040

WATCHLIST FOR TOMORROW:
NK
MARA
MVIS
KTOV
CBAT

Thoughts?

>> No.25042041

>>25041958
who dis

>> No.25042042

>>25041983
>5% monthly gains
*sip* simple as

>> No.25042047
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HOLY FUCK FUTURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.25042049

>>25041983
looks like you bought low and sold high

>> No.25042051

what if trump vetoes the stimujew?

>> No.25042053
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>>25041953
Why would you buy at open?
Premarket, lunch, anything but open anon.

>> No.25042079

>>25042051
Why would he?

>> No.25042097

>>25042049
i think thats a good thing though :)

>>25042042
well technically i maid my first real investment November 3rd gimme tips . I missed out huge for not trusting smg on CIIG, MARA,....many others.

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>>25042051
>AAAAAAAAA
>LOWS NOT SEENS SINCE LAST WEDNESDAY
and so on

>> No.25042099

>>25041991
the UU-UU anon. hi fren.
>>25042031
based. you will make it (if you stop spending money on the pepe plush dolls that are directly supporting BLM, that is)

>> No.25042110

>>25042079
too much to other countries

>> No.25042119

>>25041983
Good work anon, nice gains.

>> No.25042139

>>25042110
It passed the house and senate with a veto proof majority, he can't veto it. And it has checks for people so he'll sign it for sure.

>> No.25042141
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>>25042047
>small caps

>> No.25042157

>>25042097
You have such a small amount of capital that you should just buy 2 calls on TQQQ and go from there.
>>25042110
Only israel which he loves

>> No.25042164

SRAC
GME
TSM
BTC
is there a better portfolio?

>> No.25042166
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>>25041990
>bought 25 shares of intel at 45.50 today
Oh no, another poster became an INTCel
>should make atleast a few hundred for free off of peoples fears lmao
After 2-3 years, maybe

>> No.25042167
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>random rumors about GOEV working with AAPL
uh bros??? i will kms if i miss out

>> No.25042170
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Nice to see you
>>25041991
Who here bought Airbnb and hold it long?
I got airbnb at 148

>> No.25042185
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Also did this today, turned 200 into this, free money can’t complain... I’ll keep you guys posted when I see it in my account.

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>>25042099
My money is insignificant compared to soros.


And I get a real life fren!

>> No.25042203
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http://prnt.sc/w7k2mu

>> No.25042219

>>25042157
Fot now I do this for fun and to learn , i dont just want to lose it al...

>>25042119
Thx guy i tried really hard. no options. Maybe ill start.

>> No.25042230

>>25042139
I'll have to remember my intermediate school civics but that is wrong I think. He can veto it, but then it gets a second vote. The first vote being above veto doesn't matter I think.

>> No.25042233

Whats the best way to get out of being assigned on your covered call? Roll early or roll late? Lets theoretically use AAPL as an example

>> No.25042255

>>25042230
Yeah, that's correct, but it's a big signal not to bother vetoing it.

>> No.25042257
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>>25041953
THBR, it has all the memes attached to it. Semiconductor, EV technology, self driving, it's got it all baby

>> No.25042264
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25042264

Sorry guys I was arguing with a couple niggers on Instagram about nigger Floyd what did I miss?

>> No.25042276

>>25042040
Add GME

>> No.25042302
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>UUUU is a trap watch it will dump monday

>> No.25042329

>>25042233
It's best to stick to a consistent strategy regardless of prices for this, for me I roll my covered calls when they are less than 0.25 or at expiry if that's not the case.

>> No.25042331
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>LMT

>> No.25042335

HMMM ripple going public tomorrow according to schizos.. whata fuck is going on? first coinbase now this XRP is such a joke. Why does Bank of america use it

>> No.25042340
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>>25042264
Delete your instagram

>> No.25042350

>>25042040
you forgot CEHL

>> No.25042381
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Good morning I love CARA

>> No.25042395

>>25041958
>5'3"
fucking shortstacks

>> No.25042406
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>>25042381
She looks old there.

>> No.25042415

>>25041966
Here. Do you have a target?

>> No.25042426

>haven’t gotten laid without paying for it in a foreign country in 3 years, today
>at least I have my stocks to check every day

>> No.25042460
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>>25041978
I bought a significant sum (to me) of GME on close today.

>> No.25042463

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.25042489

When I sell a jan 2021 $500 SOXL put for $200 who is the retard buying it?

>> No.25042516

>>25042463
>posting memes from literally 3 months ago
embarrassing

>> No.25042518

Need a quick 3x to make my losses back before the end of the calendar year thanks.

>> No.25042525
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HOLY FUCK FUTURES KEEP DROPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.25042543
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>>25042426
There will only be 252 trading days in 2021
Is there a construction etf I can invest in?

>> No.25042546

>>25041952
>found out the 'stimulus' is basically an even larger giveaway to corporations and leftist organizations/illegals
>citizens only get 600 dollars
>we lose no matter what Trump decides to do

I'm tired of not having a government that doesn't even pretend to represent me.

>> No.25042565

>>25042518
take $100 bill, tear it into 3 pieces. boom 3x the money.

>> No.25042581

>>25042170
I got it at 148 and I'm FURIOUS that I didn't buy the huge dip. I thought it might go lower.

>> No.25042583
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>>25041983
>600 in the market

Are you mostly metals/crypto?

>> No.25042587

>>25042543
NAIL in a roundabout way.

>> No.25042588

>>25042460
Then we are in it together brother. To the moon!

>> No.25042592

>>25042525
Remember yesterday when you said futures are so bad we are going back to March and then we closed in the green?
Shut the fuck up.

>> No.25042600

>>25041283
Literally me

>> No.25042604

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.25042615

>>25042565
t. Jerome

>> No.25042636

>>25041931
what genotype is that?

>> No.25042640

The stimulus is a fucking joke
This might be the rug pull of the century

>> No.25042654

Bought AMRS calls for March because someone shilled them on here last week. I finally broke even today after it went up 10% on news of some transaction. Should I get out while Im not losing money?

>> No.25042656
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I hope we crash hard. I'm basically all cash except a small UUUU position. Come on Bobo. Do what you were born to do!

>> No.25042674

>>25042415
My long term (2022) target is unironically $42. Given Mark Chalmers' confidence and foresight to stockpile uranium so he can sell it higher, the partnership with DuPont (CC), and their foray into more REE, it's one of the comfiest holds. $42 is also around the same marketcap as CCJ.

>> No.25042676

>>25042640
>The stimulus is a fucking joke
Everyone at work today was very excited about the $600, it's a lot to us Mainers.

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>>25042518
>need a 3x in 1 week

Just accept your losses and plan better in the future, dwelling on 'winning it back' just leads to irrational decision making that leads to further losses.

>> No.25042694
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>>25042676
>Maine
Hear niggers haven’t found this place yet. Does it ring true?

>> No.25042699

>>25042640
>>25042676
Oh and do mainers like corporate bailouts and illegals getting 1800 dollars among other shitpills?

>> No.25042708

>>25042676
>$10m to Pakistan “gender studies” and plenty of other bullshit that has nothing to do with COVID
Calls are fucked
Liquidate and get out of this market

>> No.25042718
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Started November 20, anything I should sell or buy?

>> No.25042720
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>>25042592
it was still red nigger and it will be red for weeks

>> No.25042750

>>25042654
Yes

>> No.25042754

>>25042718
ugly m8

>> No.25042760

>>25042694
I mean there are very few minorities except for anything below portland. The problem is almost everyone in southern Maine is super liberal.

>> No.25042768

>>25042636
Pedophile Jew

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>>25042720
Go back into hibernation you retarded bear.

>> No.25042778

>>25042754
meme stocks made me $16 dollars today
i still have no idea what the fuck im doing

>> No.25042783

>>25042768
or just: "Jew" for short.

>> No.25042793

>>25042778
Don't spend it all at once kiddo

>> No.25042807

Do you fuckers ever suggest anything that isn't already pumping?

>> No.25042808

>>25042708
lmao. into what? fucking CASH? bollocks.

>> No.25042809

>futures at 666

well its over guys jews officially won

>> No.25042826

>>25042807
relatively safe play right now: $GPL. I'd say it's probably a 6-8 bagger if you have some patience.

>> No.25042834
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>>25042636
Jews are lizard people that only survive by fucking children. Larry king is essentially the Jew's final form.

>> No.25042835

>>25042807
CX, will pump with any future infrastructure bills that are meant to revitalize the economy

>> No.25042840

>>25042793
going to buy a couple hours with your mom and invest the left over $16

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>>25042840

>> No.25042917
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>>25042592
>attacking the futures poster
You just cursed your portfolio lel

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>>25042840

>> No.25042925

>>25042826
What makes you think GPL will go up?

>> No.25042940

>>25042925
* eric sprott (phys, pslv, etc.) invested in them
* chart looks bullish
* they acquired a mine to get into gold mining (previously were only silver)
* textbook turnaround story
* might even get acquired.

>> No.25042951

is there even any point in investing only $500 in stocks?

>> No.25042957

>>25042924
Better put that pajeet from earlier in the virgin section this week

>> No.25042961

>>25042951
Since 2008, the Fed's answer is: "You better, bitch"

>> No.25042964

>>25042718
how do you fucking live with a portfolio like this its disgusting and lacks any tangible coherence. its like vomit in stock market form

>> No.25042970

>>25042583
its in my bank/ in debt anon

>> No.25042971

>>25042951
Either to practice/learn or to risk it all for a potential big gain.

>> No.25043004
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>>25042957
Weasel is at the top of the list

>> No.25043039
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>>25042694
Maine has white niggers on crack dressed as women.

>> No.25043046

>>25042940
How long would the wait be you think.

>> No.25043064

>>25043046
longer than you can, with that reply. you can gamble on the july calls tho. they look like they could be juicy.

>> No.25043079

>>25042964
>>25042718
>random 1 shares of things
>rycey is the biggest investment despite being fucking dead
>.011 of amzn

Unironically what do you think you'll even gain out of this?

>> No.25043113

>>25043064
Lmao I have plenty of time to wait.

>> No.25043114
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PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY etc goodnight gme to $1000 fair value

>> No.25043119

>>25042718
Needs GME and SRAC

>> No.25043120

>bought ALPP a month ago
>up 550%

feels great, man

>> No.25043159
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>FUTURES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>> No.25043173

>>25042718
>fractional shares
Only acceptable if your dripping. Otherwise Kys.

>> No.25043177

>>25043064
wait do you honestly believe this shit will hit 2 dollars by july?

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>>25042099
Hi.

>> No.25043202
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>>25042951
Every bit counts

>> No.25043218

sold my TSLA for 50% profit. When do I get in again EV bros ?

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>how it feels to hold VALE leaps
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=PK-sHqa-sMk&feature=share

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Predictions for tomorrow?

http://gains.dob.jp setting up btw

>> No.25043237

>>25043039
no trannies here, unfortunately :(

>> No.25043246

>>25043218
TSLA bear spreads until its delisted.

>> No.25043250

>>25042170
Nice to see you too.

>> No.25043251

>>25043224
I'll bite, I'll watch you take dabs you greasy fat fuck

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>>25042099
>>25041966
anyone said UUUU ?

>> No.25043260

Covered calls won't make you rich. But they will pay your electric bill or buy you a pizza.

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>>25043251

Cool

>>25043221

Accurate

Still setting up

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>>25043257
Everyone said UU-UU!

>> No.25043333

BUY GHIV

>> No.25043355

>>25043333
fucking CHECKED

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>>25042588

>> No.25043375

>>25043333
I already have 9k in it

>> No.25043384

>>25042185
The fuck is this?

>> No.25043412

>>25043177
yes, because we're going on a fucking silver and golden bullrun for the next year(s). all miners have been shaken out and it seems spot is rising (again). just buy GPL, AUNFF. they'll both do well.

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>>25043224
>>25043224
>>25043224

Alright tune in boys

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it's so bearish i cant sleep

>> No.25043441

>>25042807
No, because no one would reply. But GMBL is one of my plays. It's an esports and esports betting company that recently became the official esports provider for the Phillidelphia Eagles. If the NFL is betting on it, so will I.

>> No.25043446

WHO HELD LGVW? UP 10% AH

>> No.25043463
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Good news, /smg/! You're allowed to tack on one (1) last minute rider to the must-pass stimulus bill TONIGHT.

What one law, regulation, or expenditure (up to $50m) do you sneak in?

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>>25043333
fuckn checked and did the needful

also buy fucking BTWN too

>> No.25043481

>>25042674
Based

>> No.25043484

>>25043463
50 million to forcibly relocate all of the pajeets from my city

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well lads due to capital gains and a raise i got from my wageslavery my health insurance cost went from 9 dollars a month to 193 and i just paid for january... probably should just ride with no health insurance and just kill myself if i need
significant healthcare

>> No.25043501

>>25043463
I would give money to public transportation because the DC metro closing at 11 is fucking me over.

>> No.25043509

>>25043463
Complete and utter genocide of a certain group

>> No.25043527

>>25043463
50 mil goes to improving my own city's infrastructure and not on stupid ugly shit.

>> No.25043529

>>25043488
>due to capital gains and a raise my health insurance got more expensive
>the raise and capital gains aren't enough to make up for a 184 dollar expense increase
Anon, please don't kill yourself. Just cough up the Jew money, it's better than an early death to something preventable.

>> No.25043565

>>25043488
quit your job come up with a cash majority business and tax evade like hell, easy peasy.

>> No.25043567

>>25043488
you can thank obongo for permanently fucking up healthcare for the middle class

>> No.25043576

>>25043488
Holy fuck, how can you burgers can let land of the free buttfuck you so bad without universal health care.

>> No.25043581

>>25042718
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my portfolio. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont invest shit that was perviously bankrupt. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get areal portfolio that pays dividends, generates alpha and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty portfolio on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>> No.25043592

>>25043484
Hmm, well how exactly would you want that to happen? We can't exactly go all Korematsu on them.

>>25043501
>>25043527
Found the lobbyists.

>>25043509
I'm not sure how exactly that could get codified into law here... Subsidize opiate exports to Israel?

>> No.25043593

>>25041978
GME is a fuckin loser. It's q meme stock every keeps trying to hype up but all it does is disappoint and aa evidenced at 3:45 yesterday the (((market forces))) already have a firm claw in it. It's not TLSA. It's not PLTR. It's a bagholder stock.

Shout out to my nigger on here yesterday for mentioning GEVO early. Made 50 bucks in 3 hours off that. I wish every pennystock could be such a one day winner. I wouldn't need to drive a forklift to buy shekels for the casino.

>> No.25043598

>>25043567
>you can thank obongo for permanently fucking up healthcare for the middle class
It was Reagan though. Healthcare was an afterthought until he deregulated it.

>> No.25043607

How red will we open, eurobros?

>> No.25043622

>>25043592
I didn't really think that far ahead. Maybe I should just have that 50 million all going to me so I can move out of Pajeetland, USA

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>>25043529
the increase in income does make up for increase in expenses but it's fucking horseshit that like 50% of my increase in income is being eaten by something I shouldn't even have to pay for

>>25043576
but that's cucked socialism

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>>25043567
Healthcare was shit long before le obongo man

>> No.25043656

>>25043567
>>25043598
Prime mover is FDR linking it with employment because of dumbfuck WW2 inflation controls. Johnson really accelerated things with Medicare. Reagan at worst hurt a little with the dumbfuck compassion of EMTALA and illegal amnesty.

>> No.25043659

>>25042718
You got a lot to learn

>> No.25043660

>>25043581
based

>> No.25043708

god i am so fucked in the head i hate trannies but i love having things in my asshole and wearing fishnets WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME WHY CANT I KICK THIS 10 YEAR PORNO ADDICTION

also took profits at 50% on bcrx : ^ )

>> No.25043733

there's literally nothing wrong with fractional shares

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>>25043463
50 mil to CLF

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.25043747

how high will UUUU go realistically?

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>>25041966
>UUUU
>>25043747
60$ by 2022

>> No.25043770

>>25043733
it's just ugly senpai but i don't give a shit if my folio is aesthetically displeasing, it's for making me money not for eye fucking

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SGBXfag where are you

>> No.25043796

I've got some money to throw around..is BCRX a good investment?

>> No.25043799
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25043799

My portfolio is now 90% options. Haven't fucked up yet but when I do I'll post so you guys can laugh at me

>> No.25043807

>>25043463
delist cannabis from dea list.

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>>25043765
Alright. I kneel. I'm going to buy UUUU and join the boomer investors.

>> No.25043855

>>25042718
I hope this is a joke.

That Amazon fractional share made me fucking kek. Maybe Amazon will do a reverse split and upgrade you to a full share haha

>> No.25043872

>>25043733
A necessary evil of DRIP/splits/mergers but it just exposes you to fees otherwise.

>> No.25043877

>>25043736
Unfortunately Congress isn't in the habit of buying out companies directly, you gotta do that as a bank shot. Any ideas?

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>>25042718

>> No.25043884

>>25043855
Hopefully he didn't have to pay commission buying 0.01 of a share at a time.

>> No.25043926

>>25043878
>main list
>lightbulb emoji
ngmi

>> No.25043927

>>25043463
All US stocks exchanges adopt the IEX model - hardware delays on all transactions sent to the order book.
HFTs commit suicide, RH goes bankrupt.

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>>25043765
based dept. keeps calling me asking for you. did you want them to leave a message or are you gonna take it?
>>25043844
checked

>> No.25043969

>>25043872
what fees?

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only 425 shares of UUUU, am I going to make it or do I need to buy more? I'm a poorfag.

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it's fucking over, I can't make money in the stock market
>just hold them
and then the market crash

>> No.25043985

>>25043927
Based

>> No.25043990

>>25043974
just short them

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>>25043799
100% here. All short naked puts

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>>25043972
try to get 1k, anon. liquidate other positions if you need to. it'll require patience, but it's bound to moon.

>> No.25044027

>>25043969
If you hold fractional shares then if the underlying undergoes a split or reverse split you may be charged fees for your new holdings because of the work the broker has to do to "resort" the fractional shares.
Mergers can sometimes avoid such fees but only if its part of the merger agreement since you get non integer ratios like 2:3

>> No.25044039

>>25041966
I did the needful sir.

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>>25043972
Why not buy more? I've only got 100 shares, but hopefully it'll definitely dip a good bit today and I can dig some more

>> No.25044071

is market sudoku?

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>>25044039
so many anons on this uranium powered rocketship. love it.

>> No.25044083

cheaplies tomorrow brothers. meet you there

>> No.25044109

$SQQQers rise up

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>>25044081
Baste

>> No.25044119

>>25041931
literally the alien from the movies

>> No.25044124

>>25044071
This year's market ends in a few days and people sell to have enough money for next year's market.

You are not still holding this year's stocks, right?

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http://gains.dob.jp

>> No.25044138

>>25044081
Fucks yes there are. Still holding all my various uranium stocks and I'm up 20% on UUUU.

>> No.25044146

>>25042079
To crash the markets before Biden is the President, then it will be his problem.

>> No.25044160

>>25044146
Based

>> No.25044163

>>25042164
Add Aquabounty, Evogene and MindMed and you have the best portfolio for the next 10 years

>> No.25044187

I wanna hold UUUU but I am afraid the market gonna crash at any moment

>> No.25044192

>>25044124
but if people sell right now, their taxes are due april 2021.. if they sell after new years their taxes are due april 2022
why would people not want to wait?

>> No.25044225

Is being a superfan of a stock based or cringe?

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>>25044138
just wait until institutions load up on it. https://wallmine.com/nysemkt/uuuu

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>> No.25044249

>>25044225
I want a Cleveland Cliffs jacket and a Palantir trucker hat.

>> No.25044255

Shroombros...did I make a bad buy? I thought this was 10x easy...

>> No.25044265

>>25044225
depends if you make money from it or not.

>> No.25044267

>>25044255
MindMed is an easy x10 long-term.

>> No.25044285

>>25044265
Make money from the stock? Or paid to endorse the company?

>> No.25044286

>>25044026
>>25044062
I may throw in another hundred shares tomorrow. I've been funnelling PUA funds into the market each week.

>> No.25044294

>>25044285
money from the stock.

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I started trading in october and im up 7k.
Before that, i knew nothing about stocks.

Is this normal or am I a prodigy?

>> No.25044333

>>25044310
you're normal because the value of the dollar has shifted to the stock market, so literally, all stocks have been gaining.

>> No.25044335

>>25044225
Yes. All stocks go up and down every day. Being a fan of a stock and holding it for months on end rather than just holding for a few days and taking your profits is cringe.

>> No.25044334

>>25044310
It's good but it's currently not that difficult to make good choices, in the future the same strategy could lead to big losses, or it might keep going who knows. I'm up big in the past month too, but I don't think it's sustainable.

>> No.25044336

>>25044310
calm down you’ve been trading for less than 2 months.

>> No.25044361

>>25044310
Depends whether you got lucky. So did you have like 2000% ROI in 2 months?

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bros my bitch absolutely reeked of pussy tonight. i walked her back to her car and when i came back the smell hit me right when i opened the door. what's wrong with her? ovulation?

pic related

>> No.25044370

>>25044310
Depends... are you using leverage or just buying shares?

>> No.25044385

>>25044267
Where's it gonna be in six months, bro?

>> No.25044409

>>25044363
That's not ovulation, that is a yeast infection sir.

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>>25043224

My dick is hard

>> No.25044432

>>25044361
Most of those gains are from PLTR and NIO

>>25044370
Just swing trading shares. Ive been using margins very aggressively, like literally risking 20k to make 100 bucks. Fidelity doesn't let me do options, but i guess thats for my own good

>> No.25044433

>>25044363
>7 employees
How do companies like these even fucking run?

>> No.25044436

>>25041953
UAVS

>> No.25044449

>>25044363
yeah idk bro i was hitting it from the back once and damn bro all i smelled was the tuna i had for lunch. almost threw up man i had to turn my head to thee side while fucking

>> No.25044451

>>25044363
Probably smelly period vagina

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.25044497

>>25044451
shes not on her period

>>25044409
jesus christ what do i do, spray the twat with vinegar

>> No.25044531

>>25044497
Use warm butter and give her some N64 games.

>> No.25044575
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25044575

I KNEW IT

I TOLD YOU FUCKERS TO PUT YOUR MONEY INTO VLDR!!!! I TOLD ALL OF YOU!!!!!

SELF DRIVING CARS ARE THE NEW FUCKING MEME, PUT YOUR MONEY INTO THEIR FUCKING TECH!!! SEE YOU NIGGERS ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

>> No.25044597

>>25044575
Elon thinks Lidar is a dead end :^)
And every car will be a TSLA

>> No.25044632

>>25044597
>the owner of the most over valued/biggest bubble companies in the market thinks other companies are dead ends

ironic.

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25044636

Are futures red because people are getting $600 and a $300 Unemployment extension (seems like a lot for just gibbs desu) or because The UK is getting ass raped by Coronita-chan?

Neither seems that bad desu

>> No.25044647

>>25044597
Well it's ultimately true, the lidar thing is a substitute until visual recognition technology with regular cameras is better. However, I would think you'd still use some sort of lidar/radar for backup because cameras can sometimes not see in all weather conditions, I'm not sure.

>> No.25044761

>>25044647
Redundant sensors will be mandatory for anything remotely approaching actual self driving. Not Tesla's glorified cruise control. True self driving would make the manufacturer, not the driver, liable for accidents.
Elon just dropped Lidar from the originals because he needed volume and it WAS expensive. Lidar is dropping in price and power requirements with shorter range units already showing up in future iphones. He can never integrate lidar units into his cars or he'd have to retrofit all the cars he sold as "appreciating assets"

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>>25044636
I just wanted to post a fake picture desu
Futures are fine. Nasdaq turning green again.

>> No.25044800

>>25042302
UUUU is not a trap. NXE and UEC are traps, neither mining company has ever had revenue EVER. They've just sat there for their entire lives. UUUU is the only uranium stock you should be investing in.

>> No.25044811

>>25044792
Nobody cares about your stupid pictures, "desu".

>> No.25044813

>>25044761
Well, Lidar suffers from issues seeing in fog, so I assume a combination of visual cameras and radar should work like what tesla uses. However, I worry about edge cases, since the 'neural network' is trained by people driving, what happens in forest fires, sand storms, rare weather events, etc.

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>>25044811
I don't care about your opinion at all though

>> No.25044857

>>25043646
Exponential growth of administrators is a sign of impending collapse.

>> No.25044889

>>25042170
Bought it at 144 first or second day, but I sold it shortly after for 150. That shit's only going down.

>> No.25044892

Do I sell my Total World Fund index fund and put it in QQQ instead ?

>> No.25044910

>>25044800
>dubs
>Zero Sun
AIN'T BE NEEDIN' NO SUN CAUSE WE GOT DAT URANIUM

>> No.25044919

>>25044892
Yeah fuck the world. Their capital markets, access to investments, and management suck balls compared to USA.

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>>25044892
>buying nasdump

dont make my mistake

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>futures
Panic sell part 2 declined. Green close incoming.

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>>25044892
Put it into GME instead

>> No.25044985

>>25044981
its a trap

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>>25044985
ur mum is a trap

>> No.25045034

Bought my first calls on amd and now im obsessed about the thought that amd has to move up

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nasdump forming the 2nd shoulder rn we're gonna drop so hard

>> No.25045060

>>25044385
Most likely over 5-6$ after getting listed on the Nasdaq

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>>25044892
There is no alternative.

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HUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGG

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>>25045034
Welcome to the stock market. Once you're hooked you can never go back.

>> No.25045168

>>25045130
I dont like this, i want to live my life without having my eyes stickimg to the (((chart)))

>> No.25045235

>>25045034
>>25045168
Put a trailing stop loss

>> No.25045238

>>25044984
sorry for your loss anon but nobody ain't pumping your blockbuster bags

>> No.25045254

What's everyone's strategy in case of a big prolonged crash?

>> No.25045282

>>25045254
scalping the 15 minute chart

>> No.25045304

>>25042951
builds interest and knowledge. Easier to commit to learning when you have skin in the game. Start with $500 and set up weekly deposits, even just $10/week can add up.

>> No.25045316

>>25045238
meanwhile Cohen is literally doing exactly that

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>>25041966
My wallet will start glowing in the dark

>> No.25045384

>>25045254
Switch to a different asset class. If stocks dont yield a return something less will; metals, food commodities, bond futures, currency, etc.

>> No.25045399

>>25045168
Too late

>> No.25045406

>>25041966
Got in yesterday

>> No.25045409

>>25045384
What about the lost value in your shares if it takes a long time to recover?

>> No.25045410

>>25045254
Hanging myself.

>> No.25045413

>>25045254
Puts

>> No.25045429

>>25045409
always have a stop loss, preferably trailing

>> No.25045463

>>25045254
50% cash, 50% UUUU. DCA into UUUU.

>> No.25045466

>>25044363
If you haven’t emptied your balls into her in a while it means someone else has and her pussy is adjusting it’s ph to the other dudes baby batter

>> No.25045533

Will Microsoft come bsck down?

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>>25045533
Never

>> No.25045564

>>25045254
Same as the last few plunges over the last five years i've been doing this. I sell whenever i get ta signal to do so. Sometimes it stays flat at that point, sometimes it's a fakeout and i buy back in higher, sometimes it's the real dealio. If real dealio i wait to see if i get a good short setup. Otherwise wait in cash until the next buy signal to long again. Shorting indexes in current conditions is very hard. You don't get a steady trend. It's rip down with high single to double digit hernia inducing green bounce days mixed in on the drop. Finally sharp reversal with little or no consolidation period near the lows.

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>>25045168
You're here forever. There is no escape.

>> No.25045608

Is our boy ATHX back on the menu?
ARDS readout coming soon...