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2503667 No.2503667 [Reply] [Original]

I'll give you a 7/10 gf, but I want 40% of your gains in exchange.

>> No.2503686

>>2503667
no deal. 8/10 girls will ride in your lambo just to be seen around wealth. and if you're an asshole you can probably make them pay for shit by asking you over for drinks and drugs and stuff

>> No.2503700

>>2503667
This guy is a fucking retard on the show.

Only smart person is the chick who invested in the sponges.

>> No.2503712

>>2503667
sure.

crypto is already maxed out and the gains will be minimal going forward

>> No.2503733

If there is anyone that would actually take that deal then they really are an autist.

>> No.2503765

*que dramatic music*
>w-well Mr. Wonderful, I made these gains from just 10 goodboy points, I would like to hear if the other sharks have any offers

>> No.2503855

Only if she is not fat. Also gf is not enough. I want a spouse for life that will always treat me right. If that can be guaranteed i agree.
A few hundreds of thousands are not worth more than a good family and wife.
Successful family is the ultimate gain.

>> No.2504068

>>2503733
I-I was considering it.

>> No.2504849

>>2503667
I would probably get dumped harder than DGB.

>> No.2504890

I already have an 8/10 gf. We lost our virginities to each other too.

>> No.2505001

>>2503667

Only thing I'm gaining at this age is weight.

Deal.

Looks like you've been getting the down payment for years.