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>> No.25015295
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Let us pray /smg/
>Grant to us all good things needful for this body and life and profitable for our salvation, and keep from us all things harmful, that sustained in time of want and guarded in time of prosperity, we may endure to the day of our Lord’s coming and be judged worthy of eternal life; through Jesus Christ, our Lord, who lives and reigns with You and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and forevermore.
Amen.

>> No.25015305

Sell pre market or buy the dip?

>> No.25015312

>>25015295
I needed this

>> No.25015315
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LONDINIUM DELENDA EST

>> No.25015317

Fuck Br*tbongs

>> No.25015319
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>>25015295
Sorry but I am muslim.

>> No.25015320
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ah fuck, i forgot the title again

>> No.25015327

>>25015295
Amen

>> No.25015333
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robinzoomers on the verge of being raped
today will be beautiful and checkem'

>> No.25015334
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25015334

I hate the British

>> No.25015335

IAG has a juicy dip, but imagine having balls enough to buy it

>> No.25015344
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>>25015295
ty anon

>> No.25015348

>>25015274
If Boeing does not go up I'm financially ruined.

>> No.25015355
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You fuckers made fun of me on Friday for going all in only SPY puts on Friday with 8k. Once I sell them all at open, I’ll be part of the 5 figure club.

>> No.25015356

Should I just play SPACs until this market crashes?

>> No.25015358

Anyone here sell options? Any good puts to sell to take advantage of the volatility?

>> No.25015359
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By the time the english coronavirus mutation reaches Israel they will all be vaccinated already.
What a happy coincidence!

https://www.timesofisrael.com/israel-kicks-off-vaccine-drive-to-stamp-out-covid-19-pandemic/

>> No.25015364

will tsla dip

>> No.25015369
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>>25015295
Amen

>> No.25015378

thoughts on SRAC?

>> No.25015384

>>25015295
fuck god and jesus with everything i have

>> No.25015386
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>tfw British

>> No.25015392

Tell me /smg/, what are you gonna buy in today's dip?

>> No.25015394
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>>25015320
You'll get it next time anon

>> No.25015401

Oil is already recovering, should I buy more FANG??

>> No.25015407
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Russian vaccine works against the new strain.

>> No.25015411
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Feeling pretty good about loading up on IWM puts and UVXY calls on Friday when you faggots called me retarded.

>> No.25015412

>>25015320
Worry not, good job anyways.

>> No.25015414

>>25015333
Checked

>> No.25015419
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BCRX is bear proof
new covid strains cannot stop it.
BCRX Chads unite.

>> No.25015433
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>>25015274
Le bear flag has arrived

>> No.25015436

>>25015419
My only green...

>> No.25015437

>>25015419
Might be because they have an adenosine analog in their folio.

>> No.25015446

>UUUU
Buying the dip, although I think today will be a red day overall

>> No.25015449

>VIX
i'm gonna coooooOOOOOM

>> No.25015450

>>25015295
Amen.

>> No.25015476

>>25015392
Enphase energy
Invitae

>> No.25015483
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How can I buy sqqq or similar. I cant get permission in IBKR.

>> No.25015503

>>25015483
Pls. I wanna make monies.

>> No.25015510
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Let's be honest, a crash is a good thing. Buying low and being comfy vs buying high and hoping it goes higher.

>> No.25015513

>>25015483
Europoors can´t buy US etfs

>> No.25015518
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>> No.25015521
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>>25015449
The dooomp I was waiting for so long

>> No.25015522

TSLA bulls call up your mom to see if your old room is still available

>> No.25015529
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>The Great Conjunction
>Solstice
>Saint Gennaro's blood didn't liquefy
>Quad Witching

Anyting else i'm missing?

>> No.25015530

>>25015510
Yeah, I want a crash. crashes are fun.

>> No.25015532

>>25015513
I'm an America. I need to gross 40k a year to buy American exchange traded products according to ibkr...

>> No.25015533

>>25015359
But that vaccine can't work against a new breed of the virus. If they tell you it does then it just proves both the virus and vaccine are bullshit.

>> No.25015535

Alright boys, spiciest bobo play that I can get into premarket: GO

>> No.25015536
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I've realised now that the premarket panic was just a shake-up. I am NOT selling.

>> No.25015542
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25015542

What are the chances that big oil knew COVID-19 was scheduled to be released on the public, and that's why oil prices crashed before it hit?

>> No.25015548

banks are green

>> No.25015555

>>25015503
Eh you'll be glad you didn't enter this bear trap

>> No.25015563

>>25015513
Just lie in the permissions section, they don't really check. It'll bite you if you ever want to sue them though.

>> No.25015565

>ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
THIS IS THE TSLA TOP
>THIS IS THE TSLA TOP
NO SURVIVORS
>NO SURVIVORS

>> No.25015572

>>25015532
You're the ENTIRE country?

>> No.25015579

>>25015522
>panicking over a 3% drop on high volume
Robinhood poorfag detected

>> No.25015581

>>25015513
lol this guy

>> No.25015583

>>25015542
Probably 99%

Tons of governments are trying to squeeze one last big scare out of Covid now that vaccinations are about to end the whole thing.

>> No.25015584

im not stressed cause i hold clf. clf will propser. clf will take us to many many moons. clf and gme are the stock of the century

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>>25015572
America is a continent you retard

>> No.25015606

>>25015584
AHHHHHHHHH FUCK ITS DOWN 5 PERCENT CLF TRANNY YOU FUCKING RUINED ME

>> No.25015607

>>25015533
they say that it can

>> No.25015617

>>25015394
>not grossing 40k in the USA
heya billy-bob, might need to do some more trappin now the coal mines are closed

>> No.25015618

Imagine how many dollar shorts are going to get anally devastated today.

>> No.25015622

Rasheed here. I sell you TSLA stock freshly minted from last week for cheap! Go to moon then to Mars!

>> No.25015628

>>25015597
Calm down leaf

>> No.25015631

>>25015533
>But that vaccine can't work against a new breed of the virus.
Of course it can.

And the "new breed" is bullshit.
It's been in my country for months too.

>> No.25015637

I've decided I'm going to short China while I still can.

>> No.25015639

>>25015607
What's inside the """vaccine"""?

>> No.25015655

>>25015637
Good move, their population will apparently peak in 2023 instead of 2028 as planned, births are down 12%.

>> No.25015669
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>>25015639
Pee an poop

>> No.25015692

I think this crash is false. I was getting ready to liquidate all my positions and wait to buy the bottom, but I'm staring at the 3 major futures and they are rising again. Some of my holdings are even green premarket. I'm going to cancel my sell orders, grab my balls, and wait.

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>>25015532
>ibkr
oh so you're poor?

>> No.25015703

AGIO is pumping hard bros

>> No.25015707

What strikes should I set my VALE LEAPs at for 2022?

>> No.25015720

>>25015692
same thoughts here bro

>> No.25015730
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>>25015639
Funny how they started the vaccine and now there’s a new strain.

>> No.25015731
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why the fuck is the market red, where the fuck my bulls at?! bulls dont give a fuck about some old decrepits dying of coof. we care about line go up and line go up only.

>im not selling fuck you.

>> No.25015737
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WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

>> No.25015745
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>>25015639
the vaccine is a shitty coronavirus that does nothing but sometimes make people look silly. So the body already knows what to do and so it actually doesn't matter if the breed at coronavirus that your body fights has exterminated the bong-race before or not. It'll know what to do like 60-90% of the time. That's how vaccines work they are not like your computer programs anon.

>> No.25015747

>>25015692
Has to do with government instability. People dont know if theyre prepping for biden trump or both.

>> No.25015754
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>>25015731
I like line go up

>> No.25015769
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>>25015731
>im not selling fuck you.
yes, yes you are

>> No.25015789

should i have just sold my clf calls as soon as i got them?

i was up like 100% in one day on my first ever trade and ever since then ive just been watching my gains get wiped the FUCK out every day. my calls expire in january. i literally just had a dream last night that my calls expired worthless FUCK ME

>> No.25015818

Is PLTR a hold or sell? I'm thinking the wave is finished for now

>> No.25015825
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>>25015295
amen

>> No.25015826
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Good morning everything red I'm going back to sleep
Also bullish for GME

>> No.25015831
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25015831

Bros...

>> No.25015834
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>tfw folio is almost all SPAC memes sitting comfy near bottoms
>0.00 in free funds to buy cheapies
It hurts bros It wasnt supposed to crash today

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>>25015731
I'm not selling
FUCK THE FEDS
FUCK THE KIKES
FUCK THE CHINKS

>> No.25015845

>>25015789
>dreaming about lottery tickets
you're in too far lad, deleverage your shit

>> No.25015848

Based bongs bringing down the ship with no survivors

>> No.25015853

ADVICE FOR ALL FAGS HERE: hedge with futures

>> No.25015861

>>25015845
to be fair i have super ultra mega ptsd and i have nightmares every night

>> No.25015867

>>25015848
we're taking you all with us

IF WE CANT HAVE THE WORLD NO-ONE CAN

>> No.25015878

Anyone got nxtd? Whats their deal. Seems to move a lot, Should i buy?

>> No.25015879

>>25015769
Based bobo

>> No.25015882

AGIO is gonna be todays moon mission, don't miss out bros my word it's undervalued company.

>> No.25015892
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bio and tech seem to be holding (or even going up) despite most things being down. that's where most of my holdings are, so currently i'm not too worried.
i'll see how today goes and then decide if I want to sell or not

>> No.25015894

>>25015818
I've not got much in, so it doesn't 'cost' me much to hold, but I would say their long term prospects are solid. I don't know your position, it depends on how deep you've gone in and what kind of timecale you focus on trading/investing on. So I've really said nothing but you've still read all this, flip a coin and see what you really want maybe.

>> No.25015914

>>25015894
Kek thanks anon

>> No.25015931

clf is totally fucked isnt it. i cant imagine how much clf tranny is losing i think this is the worst "dip" since he bought them he just bunch of new ones too

>> No.25015935

Where's that VALE retard now

>> No.25015944

>>25015931
Fr what happened this is gay as fuck

>> No.25015947

Is it time to watch TQQQ crash down to 130 again and time the bottom? Is there really going to be a crash or is this just a tax harvesting sell off?

>> No.25015957

>>25015769
Thank you Bobo for the dip.

Will be buying the dip.

>> No.25015959

>>25015944
he just posted a few days ago he sold all his positions that were in the red and he bought a bunch of new calls. he maxed out his contracts

>> No.25015963

>>25015947
TSLA sell off will drag nasdaq with it

>> No.25015968

>>25015386
Damn anon, I'm sorry. Hope you don't get COVID21. :(

>> No.25015974

>>25015947
I want to suck nigger dick and wheel tqqq

>> No.25015975
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>>25014761
>schizhophrenia
1) delusions, 2) hallucinations, 3) disorganized speech, 4) disorganized or catatonic behavior, and 5) negative symptoms. In DSM-IV 2 of these 5 symptoms were required.

>schizotypal (lesser form and slightly more common)
ack of close friends, excessive social anxiety that does not diminish with familiarity and tends to be associated with paranoid fears rather than negative judgments about self,
ideas of reference and/or magical thinking, strange thinking and speech (e.g., vague, circumstantial, metaphorical, suspiciousness or paranoid ideation, nappropriate or constricted
affect, inappropriate or constricted affect

>schizoid (lesser form of schizophrenia, typically comorbid with schizotypal and bipolar, depression etc.)
Neither desires nor enjoys close relationships,
including being part of a family.

Almost always chooses solitary activities.
Has little, if any, interest in having sexual experiences with another person.

Takes pleasure in few, if any, activities.
Lacks close friends or confidants other than first-degree relatives.

Appears indifferent to the praise or criticism of others.

Shows emotional coldness, detachment, or flattened affectivity.

>> No.25015994

>>25015975
This post is off topic.

>> No.25015997

>>25015882
>AGIO
It's already mooned, why would I buy after the moon?

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They're here :^)

>> No.25016020
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in a stunning turn of events, premarket traders got to buy the dip while us plebs just got to sweat

>> No.25016025
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CRAWLING MY SKIIIIIINNNN!!

>stimulus is being passed why the fuck arent we green
>stimulus is being passed why the fuck arent we green
>stimulus is being passed why the fuck arent we green

a variant strain of covid doesnt mean shit. vanilla covid doesnt mean shit either. vaccine will work regardless.

>> No.25016031

>>25015959
Damn what a retard he probably just just several hundred thousand

>> No.25016039

>>25016020
>premarket traders got to buy the dip while us plebs just got to sweat
>us plebs
I've been trading premarket. Why can't you? If you're american, just call your broker and activate it or something.

>> No.25016047

>>25015997
I got in at 40$ flat and it keeps rising. Also their company is pretty solid, not even a meme stock.

>> No.25016050

>>25016031
i looked at the chart it did have a -27% dip a few months ago probably just going to have to diamond hand that shit

>> No.25016051

>1.5 hours to market opening
>dreading that it's too much time

Dudes, currently I just have like 300$ invested and yet here I am buzzing about the market. How did I become addicted with so little in the game?

>> No.25016056

>>25016039
Yeah I keep seeing that here, people act like there's no trading until the market open. I don't understand why.

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wtf is wrong with the DAX? Looking at the YTD, it seems like this kind of dump is actually quite routine. What is happening in Germany?

>> No.25016069

>>25016051
just hold it and go play a video game dude

>> No.25016071

>>25015882
>30% in pre market
Wtf?

>> No.25016072

BANKS
>BANKS
BANKS
>BANKS
BANKS
>BANKS

>> No.25016079

>>25016025
sell the news. They priced in a 3 trillion package and a 1200 check. Doesn't even look that bad.

>> No.25016080

>>25015975
tired of fuckers treating this place like a fucking vlog

>> No.25016081

>>25015997
CURO next moon

>> No.25016087

>>25016025
>a variant strain of covid doesnt mean shi
This claim about the covid virus is disputed.

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>>25016039
idk, thought I needed to be circumcised or something or they wouldn't let me

>> No.25016094

>>25016067
German tax law is so retarded that you sell nearly everything at year end if you can

>> No.25016098

>>25016067
J
E
W
S

>> No.25016099
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How do you take your wagie fuel /biz/?

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Is this a dip to buy or is it more wise to wait a bit? There's only 3.5 trading days this week. Maybe da jews want to cash out and buy gifts. Thoughts? It honestly doesn't even look that bad of a drop. It was much worse when I looked like an hour ago.

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>>25016099
i take my coffee in a syringe

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You guys bought BCRX right?

New catalysts announced today.

Bigger catalyst announced before end of year.

Get in for the next pump

>> No.25016124

>>25016099
black with some sugar

>> No.25016127

>>25016099
A bit of milk and one small spoon of sugar. Just like my paps

>> No.25016129

>>25016056
Yeah I just assume europeans and some lame law over there. But who knows.

>> No.25016143

>>25016106
Best not to count your chickens until the US open, son

>> No.25016149

>>25016079
do you mean the stimulus was lower than expected?

>> No.25016150

>>25016069
I'm just a 4 figure pleb with a meme account to play with and even get antsy. It only gets worse the more you have.

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Is this REALLY about the virus? Looks like a bad news day where too much is hitting at once.

>TOOMEY
wtf? Is this what really matters here? Can they tie POW’s hands?

>boomer Joe blowing Smoke up Gottlieb’s behind for getting rich off of govt
Damn dude. Revolving door. FDA -> CNBC & Pfizer

>> No.25016154

>>25016106
looks like it's just profit-taking again, we're aready recovering. I'd be worried if it was dumping 3%+

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>>25016080
just educating people when they call somebody schizo, some even say "im schizhoprenic" they have no clue what it means it's sooo dumb. most people think schizhophrenia is related to split or multiplte personality disorder ie where people think they are somebody else that is totally different mental illness

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>>25016099
I can only drink coffee every other day, otherwise my heart starts acting up. On those days I drink about a litre black, on off days I'll drink green tea.

>> No.25016170

>>25016150
same im just going for slow comfy gains for now if something catches my eye like a new tesla or something ill get obsessive. i just wanna be able to make a little bit of money each day

>> No.25016172

>>25016121
i feel im late for that, don't want to become a bagholder if it dumps to $4

>> No.25016186

>>25016067
Germans love to take profit. It's their thing.

>> No.25016194

>>25016165
Wtf learn some moderation

>> No.25016199

>>25016153
no it's never about the news market does not follow news or fundas

>> No.25016205

>>25016099
Heavy cream, butter, cinnamon, honey. Sometimes coconut oil too. Sometimes a little sprinkle of maca or cocoa. Sometimes even a bit of whiskey.

>> No.25016211
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25016211

This might be one of those days where I don't bother to open Robinhood

>> No.25016212

>>25016056
the average person here is 19 with 2k and no idea what they are doing.

>> No.25016216

>>25016165
green tea still has a fair amount of caffeine in it though, right? You could always go down to a few cups and then drink it every day, but I won't tell you how to live your life.

>> No.25016223

>>25016172
>dumps to levels before drug was approved by fda

Not going to happen

>> No.25016226

Remind me why we're prepping pink wojaks again. The S&P is only down 2% from what I can see.

>> No.25016234
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>>25016205
>butter

>> No.25016237
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25016237

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GIVE PLTR YOUR ENERGY FUCK

>> No.25016247

>>25016237
I have no PLTR but you can take my DUBS

>> No.25016248

>>25016226
Take your PreP faggot and kys

>> No.25016249

>>25016211
imagine using robinhood in 2020

>> No.25016250

>>25016121
>BCRX
best stock out there right now desu

>> No.25016251

>>25016087
what claim? all viruses mutate, thats how they work. any living cells on the planet mutate. the vaccine targets aspects of the virus that are not prone to change. simply put if the vaccine works as they say it does, it will still work as intended on new variants of the virus

its still crucial to get transmission under control though

>> No.25016252

>>25016212
Pretty sure your average teen has at least 10k to play with, more if you count euros as usd

>> No.25016261

>>25016212
Shit, guess I should stop coming here then.

>> No.25016264

>>25016237
\o/

>> No.25016266

>>25016143
I'm not counting shit, I just want to know what you guys thinking whether its wise to buy the dip or wait awhile. Its not even a -3% drop except on the Russell.

>>25016154
>looks like it's just profit-taking again
I kinda figured it would be a sell the news type of thing since they were talking about 2t+ stimulus before and its less than 1t. I might just wait till lunch and slowly average in.

>> No.25016269

>>25016186
fucking weirdos

>> No.25016271

>>25016172
Highly unlikely.

Someone bought 8.5 million shares at close on Friday. You wouldn't be far behind big money.

>> No.25016272

Today is not a crab day. When US opens, line either shoot up or down.

>> No.25016283

>>25015878
>have been telling /smg/ to buy NXTD for months since it was ~$0.50
>finally after over 200% ROI anons start asking if they should buy
Why does this always happen?

>> No.25016286

>>25016161
fair enough, im also tired of seeing people cry schizo seems like a shitty lefty meme

>> No.25016287

>>25016249
Explain to me why I shouldn't use Robinhood. I'll never understand the hate for it. I just woke up so I'm more than happy to shitpost.

>> No.25016291

>>25016149
I wouldn't call it low, but it is the minimum. Why would anybody buy?

>> No.25016302

>>25016287
no

>> No.25016303

>>25016283
It's all drowned in the noise anon

>> No.25016305

>>25016099
With just a splash of milk. Black coffee is fine but the milk elevates it to a new level.

>> No.25016306

>>25016283
Ok, what's the next big thing then? I'll buy it and we'll see if you're right.

>> No.25016307

>clf below 13

Please

>> No.25016315
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25016315

Steady, men... remember your training

>> No.25016319
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25016319

This reminds me of the time i got RAPED by a BLACK BVLL

>> No.25016322

>>25016287
I don't use rh, but they don't really have AH trading and they sell your data to institutions, but I'm pretty sure most brokers do the later.

>> No.25016328

>>25016248
>a namefag calling someone a faggot.
>sure guy

>> No.25016330
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25016330

I know some of you iron-balled fucks buy airlines and cruise stocks long term!!
DID YOU BUY TODAY? ANSWER ME?!

>> No.25016333

>>25016302
Well that was pretty anticlimactic.

>> No.25016335

>>25016286
he says while replying to a literal tranny

>> No.25016341
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>There goes my wages
>Virus ain't contagions
>No home for Christmas
>Excuse me misses
>May I have a bonus

>> No.25016342
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>>25015419
>BCRX
Based

Going to be a good close to the year.

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>>25015848
Kill everyone ye fuck boy

>> No.25016351

>>25015295
Amen fren

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>>25016099
Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself...

>> No.25016372

>>25016234
>doesnt enjoy butter
>doesnt throw it into his vitacost along with his coffee in the mourning for a nourishing rich broth that will sustain him until lunch.
ngmi

>>25016251
Sure buddy. I'm sure science and progress will come to that conclusion.

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What the fuck is happening with clf

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25016374

i fucking told you idiots blood

>> No.25016375

>>25016330
I'm waiting to buy anything. Spread is way too high pre market and it might dump at open thanks to retail fud. Might buy before close.

>> No.25016381

>>25016322
I have under $10k, don't trade premarket or AH, and am fully invested so I don't have any buying power left anyway. Does that justify switching to TD ameritrade? The answer is no.

>> No.25016386

>>25016211
Are u not a masochist like the rest of us anon

>> No.25016387

>>25016266
>I'm not counting shit
Calm down lmao

>> No.25016400

>>25016335
fucker i dont know this person dont follow name fags or their little clique shit they like to shit on every general they can. fuck trannies fuck jannies and fuck name fags

>> No.25016405

>>25016306
Idk dude I'm trying to find it myself. If I do I'll post here about it.
There may still be more room in NXTD but it heavily depends on the performance of BTC. I wouldn't buy more now.

>> No.25016406

>>25015834
Hey, another BFT bro.
Best stock on the market imo, shame few people are talking about it.

>> No.25016416

I have my dip nets open
Robinhood noobs can start trading at 9am so be prepared to leverage that.

>> No.25016419

>>25016375
Retail is gonna go into full panic mode at open. The normie nigger cattle will react to this news exactly how you expect them to.

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So many cheapies inc.

>> No.25016428
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25016428

>>25016153
>>25016199
It matters if the news is about the Federal Reserve though doesn’t it?

This is the first time I’ve had a real solid bull trap feel. Small specs are now in control of the market, they can panic sell right?

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25016440

Chances robinhood will be down at open?

>> No.25016443

>>25016287
robinhood gets you terrible prices. they literally do not try to get you a good price.

>> No.25016446
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25016446

>sell stock
>not allowed to use capital
>only allowed to use capital in 2 days
>allow to borrow capital to purchase stocks
>not allowed to sell stocks for capital

>> No.25016458

>>25016443
Only retards do market orders anyway.

>> No.25016468

just put 2k into uuuu

>> No.25016471

>>25016216
Eh!! Eh!!! Be a proper socialist and tell everyone how they should live their life!

>> No.25016482

>>25015555
Numerals of truth.

>> No.25016488

>>25016287
>Explain to me why I shouldn't use Robinhood.
It won't let you trade until 9 am. That alone is a major deal breaker.

>> No.25016493
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25016493

>your idea of "fun" now is saving up money and checking the stock market

>> No.25016497

>>25016080
>vlog
??

>> No.25016503

>>25016405
When you find next thing say "peepeepoopoo" in your post so I can identify you

>> No.25016506

>>25016440
100%

>> No.25016533
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25016533

its fucking over nasdump to 6k again TONIGHT you will all lose everything mass suicide in smg coming

>> No.25016534

>>25016493
Right in the benis damn it...

>> No.25016536
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25016536

shid

>> No.25016537

>>25016458
only retards use robinhood

>> No.25016543

>>25016493
fuck you it is fun.
It's not going to save you from that feel no gf.
You'll have to work on it yourself

>> No.25016546

my portfolio is down 5% how do i cope?

>> No.25016551

>>25016533
I wish

>> No.25016567

>>25016537
Cope

>> No.25016571

>>25016546
wait 1 week

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25016583

>>25016493
Yes, and... ?

>> No.25016593

I, for one, think it will be Green.

>> No.25016598

>>25016546
Cocaine

>> No.25016599

>>25016546
rejoice in the fact that clf tranny has it worse

>> No.25016600

Do I sell my friday CLF 15c today or do I hold till tomorrow?

>> No.25016604
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25016604

>>25016440
RH was the only broker that stayed up in Nov just after election.

>> No.25016611

>>25016546
sell everything, close your account, never come back here again

>> No.25016614

OH N-

>> No.25016619

>>25016571
Retard here, does the market usually recover after Christmas?

>> No.25016625

>>25016546
If your portfolio doesn't consist of meme stocks and options then just wait a few days.

>> No.25016626
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25016626

>tfw no gf

Anyone know this feel?

>> No.25016638

>>25015333
Robinboomer here. How am I fucked? I've been to lazy and holding to swap my capital to TD app.

>> No.25016642

>>25016599
Be careful his simps might be here waiting to defend him.

>> No.25016645

>>25016546
Buy more, it'll reduce your cost basis

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25016647

>>25016619
lol do you think the jews will let the goyim rest easy on their christian holiday

>> No.25016650

>>25016626
Can't say that I do, chief. Maybe you should go outside more often.

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>>25016546
transition

>> No.25016671

>>25016619
the market usually doesn't fall before christmas. It's not a usual year.

>> No.25016676

>>25016546
Given me your user name and password

>> No.25016680

>>25016647
Is that a yes or no

>> No.25016681

>>25016638
You’re guaranteed not being able to access robinhood this morning at open

>> No.25016689

>>25016503
Kek alright mate

>> No.25016705

>>25016626
go on tinder and don't be a simp
this is the only free advice I can give you

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>>25016626
Yea, its pretty fucking great tbhwy.

>> No.25016712
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25016712

I've heard that British Superiority has caused some controversy in this thread

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25016716

Good morning frens, what's the final solution to the A*glo question?

>> No.25016722
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>>25016661
lol

>>25016645
but I already bought more
I have only 25% cash left

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>>25016661
Agreed

>> No.25016730

If they dare to try and push more Kung Flu shit 2021 I am going minecraft on Capital Hill.

>> No.25016732
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25016732

>>25016650
Kys

>> No.25016738

>>25016626
Who needs a gf when you get ass fucked by black men in portapotties

>> No.25016751

>>25016661
Trans people aren't people

>> No.25016757

>>25016705
All the girls in tinder are either whores retards or have a massively inflated ego. Kinda shit desu

>> No.25016764

>UUUU
Buy or wait for a dip? I already have 1,600 shares but I want more

>> No.25016766

>>25016025
$600 is hardly enough for 1 share of TLSA....stimulus is literally less valuable than TSLA.

>>25016056
Talking to people over the phone is a boomer thing. Zoomers don't do that. Allow us to trade after hours without talking to someone who's sole job is to pick up calls from people who want to trade after hours.

>> No.25016768
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25016768

Bow fucking down Amerifats.
We give you a fucking opportunity of a lifetime by mutating this virus in the hellpits that are Kent and you have the audacity to post shit about glorious BRITAIN?
I knew this website was full of cunts but here we are, true proof that none of you can sit humbly down and thank BRITAIN for all it does for you.
BAKA.

>> No.25016770

>>25016730
Shut up and mask up.

>> No.25016773
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25016773

Santa... is that you...

they promised santa would be here to save us

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25016778

>>25016716
Pajeets aren't welcome here sorry.

>> No.25016785

>>25016645
>dollar cost average
go back to bed grandpa

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25016798

Why are we bouncing? I want a crash so bad.

>> No.25016800

>>25016567
enjoy mediocre everything. high margin rates. etc.

its basically a brokerage for retards.

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>>25016722
>25% cash
a conservative portfolio then eh?
(more seriously, don't cut into your emergency fund but if that's your "toy money" portfolio 25% cash really is a lot)

>> No.25016807

>>25016768
Creating a new coof strain shows just how dirty your shithole country is

>> No.25016811

>>25016757
Then try bumble or facebook dating.
IS NOT GOING TO GET BETTER
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MEET SOMEONE IRL
JUST TRY AND TRY AND TRY AND TRY AGAIN.

>> No.25016817

>>25016773
He...He..He is going to give us all free money for Christmas isn't he?

>> No.25016822

HOLY SHUIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

LOOK AT GME
>GME
LOOK AT GME
>GME
LOOK AT GME
>GME
LOOK AT GME
>GMELOOK AT GME
>GME
LOOK AT GME
>GME

>> No.25016823

>>25016798
Going to be nothing but bad news all fucken week

>> No.25016827

>>25016681
Am I right to go to or should I etoro webull ect? I wanna make one move and never have to pull out of an account again.

>> No.25016838

Been second guessing myself out of big gainz since March. I’m getting the same FOMO I had then and ignored.

Bought 125 shares of NET @ $28.55, sold at $35ish. Holding like 100 shares of PLUG I bought for $5ish, wish i’d bought more but talked myself out of it. Thinking about picking up shares of BA and holding till Q1. Definitely going to jump 10% on that day.

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>>25016822
WHAT THE FUCK???????????????
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

>> No.25016845
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25016845

We going back to March stock prices. REEEEEE

>> No.25016846

>>25016822
What news?

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>>25016800
k thanks sweaty

>> No.25016850

>>25016712
Don't you fucking dare associate degenerate oriental cartoon trash with my fucking flag you little cunt

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>>25016778
I'm Weimerican, not Pajeet.

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>GME premarket volume 69.69k
Nice

>> No.25016858

>>25016827
webull cause you can start trading at 4 am.

>> No.25016864

I'm usually not awake for pre-market
What charts do you use at this time? None of my regulars nor the ones in the OP update for pre-market

>> No.25016868

>>25016807
This strain has been in my country for months now; Belgium. Nobody gave a shit.
New strains have been popping up on the regular, and they keep getting less and less harmful as their infectiousness goes up.

(((They))) are simply trying to squeeze one last scare out of the rona before it mutates into a literal cold.

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>>25016773
ho ho ho . I hope you've been a good boy tis year apu

>> No.25016870

>>25016822
GME coomers... I kneel

>> No.25016873

>>25016827
I recommend thinkorswim personally but most brokers that aren’t robinhood are pretty legit

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25016875

>(+8.1% pre) Form SC 13D/A GameStop Corp. Filed by: RC Ventures LLC
>(+8.1% pre) Form SC 13D/A GameStop Corp. Filed by: RC Ventures LLC
>(+8.1% pre) Form SC 13D/A GameStop Corp. Filed by: RC Ventures LLC

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25016878

banks

>> No.25016880

>>25016858
Based. Ty

>> No.25016891

>>25016846
COHEN 13D

OVER 10%
>OVER 10%
OVER 10%
>OVER 10%
OVER 10%
>OVER 10%
OVER 10%
>OVER 10%
OVER 10%
>OVER 10%

$16 IS THE NEW FUCKING BOTTOM

>> No.25016895

>>25016875
>https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1326380/000119380520001571/e620151_sc13da-gamestop.htm
Holy fuck he's at 12.9% now

>> No.25016897

>>25016823
>>25016845
Oh boys. Don't bear trap me. I'm not even bearish, but crashes are so much fun. Really thinking about joining cash gang.

>> No.25016899

>>25016864
Taking pre-market charts too seriously can fuck you up really bad, that's all I got to say.

>> No.25016914

>>25016751
Based

>> No.25016915

>>25016873
Webull or thinnswim. Will check em. Thanks.

>> No.25016917

>>25015274
>Every stock i own is down at least 5% in pre-market
Bobo's , have some mercy

>> No.25016923

>>25016864
bruh type any stock in google

>> No.25016929

>>25016845
So you mean we are all gonna make huge returns on buying the dip? I’m completely divested in all but my long positions which are already sitting at 300%+ returns, and will probably make more money on without capital gains. I can’t wait to snag some cheap pharma and tech.

>> No.25016931

>>25016161
Schizo here. I don't need anyone speaking on my behalf.

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>>25016891
TSLA's coming home!

>> No.25016934

Why am I so bad at this shit

>Sold too early for NIO
>Sold too early for PLUG
>Sold too early for FCEL
>Sold Tesla at $470

>> No.25016936
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25016936

>>25016805
I always use 100% of my money in my portfolio
I dont have toy money

>> No.25016941

Cohen owns 12% of GME now
WHEW LADS

>> No.25016947

>>25016848
is that you?

>> No.25016950

>>25016934
>selling
there is your problem

>> No.25016951

>>25016917
>he doesnt hold gme

kek

>> No.25016954

Horse is going back $15 today isn't it?

>> No.25016963

>>25016947
Yeah

>> No.25016970

>>25016934
cant go broke taking profits

>> No.25016979

New thread

>>25016478
>>25016478
>>25016478

>> No.25016989

Holy based clf kek also buy BX

>> No.25016990
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>>25016897
>joining cash gang

>> No.25016991

>>25016766
You have to phone someone to trade after hours? What bullshit is this?

>> No.25016997

>>25016979
Stop.

>> No.25017020

god damn it I sold about 2/3 of my GME during the ER/offering shitshow. I guess I should just be glad I didn't dump it all. I'm a stupid asshole.

P.S. fuck you Britain

>> No.25017050

>>25016979
non-shit thread
>>25017018
>>25017018
>>25017018

>> No.25017052

Not dealing with CLFfaggots shit today. Someone make another thread or I will

>> No.25017080

>>25016979
fuck off

>> No.25017099

>>25016934
w-what are you in right now?

>> No.25017166

>>25017099
balls deep in your mom

>> No.25017167

>>25015358
Never sell puts on something you don't want in your portfolio for the long haul. If you want highly volatile stocks in your long term portfolio, you might be a dumbass.

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>>25017166

>> No.25017303

>>25017167
Volatility is up across a lot of things, you want a good stock that has higher than average (for that stock) volatility, so you sell them on down days. Stocks don't have fixed volatilty.

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>>25016330
No, I'm holding my cruise stocks.
NCLH, bought in at$ 16.50.
I've bought in and out of other stocks but un-ironically, i-ron-balls long term on this.

>> No.25017949

>>25016720
based boomer

>> No.25018130

>>25016315
Based, I will execute the plan

>> No.25018288

>>25017879
Thank you Chad. I'm all in NCLH in CCL and needed the daily dose of hopium.

>> No.25018330

>>25016121
I want to sell this so bad. Seeing this much unrealized profit is maddening.

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>Bears in a minute