/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.25013413]

BREAKER INCOMING

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Terminology
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Business TV Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance
https://www.youtube.com/c/BenFelixCSI/videos

>Charts/Live Data
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://market24hclock.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw

Previous >>25011167

[Anonymous No.25013440]

זרוק הכל

[Anonymous No.25013447]

THIS CANT BE FUCKING HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.25013455]

Rise up!

[Anonymous No.25013465]

>>25012008
Just sayin'

[Anonymous No.25013467]

is this the dip?
can I start buying?
or is it gonna keep dipping like in march?

[Anonymous No.25013466]

>>25013335
>"Hello, yes, could I speak to my broker (female)? Thank you. Yes. It's Jerome. Yes, that Jerome. No. Yes I'm afraid so.... yes... Yep. Market order. 100 million, market order, that's right. Thanks that will be all. Have a great Christmas too!

[Anonymous No.25013471]

retarded yuros crashing the world with no survivors

[Anonymous No.25013475]

>crypto just follows the market
What is the point of that asset class?

>GBPUSD
What the fuck bongs

[Anonymous No.25013482]

Reminder to not get emotional and to stick to your plans and strategies.

[Anonymous No.25013484]

Who or what is to blame for this sell off?

[Anonymous No.25013493]

pic related for the next 60 days

[Anonymous No.25013492]

>>25013413

>>25012008
>>25012111
2nd covid crash imminent

[Johnny Tornado No.25013499]

TTCF

Going up today in the sea of red.

Veganism = New $$$ sector.

[Anonymous No.25013505]

I want march back. This could be good.

[Anonymous No.25013507]

>>25013482
My plan was it was going to go up not fucking down.

[Anonymous No.25013512]

>>25013484
No one to blame. This is just a minor correction and retarded wojak posters.

[Anonymous No.25013515]

BTC -30% today
TSLA -20%

Short and get rich

[Anonymous No.25013521]

CRSR bros do we suicide today or tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.25013526]

>>25013484
More willingness to sell than willingness to buy.

[Anonymous No.25013532]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.25013552]

>PLTR

[Anonymous No.25013556]

My fellow bobos.... you held on to your shorts right?
How long are you going to hold on for?

[Anonymous No.25013558]

No Bobo pls don't holocaust the market it's christmas

[Anonymous No.25013564]

>>25013484
germland and frogland closing air travel and freight flights to bongland, disrupting supply lines.
it feels good to be a euro

[Anonymous No.25013571]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25013586]

>>25013482
My plan was to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.25013588]

>>25013521
Can you shill me Corsair? I don't see the point when Logitech exists.

[Anonymous No.25013591]

>>25013564
India and Canada blocked UK flights too, and Israel is closing out everyone.

[Anonymous No.25013593]

IM GONNA FROOM IM FROOMPING

[Anonymous No.25013595]

>futures blood red
>0% cash
>70% options
>30% stocks
I am a dead man

[Anonymous No.25013600]

>>25013482
My plans and strategies consist exclusively of buying the most shilled /smg/ memes. Much success.

[Anonymous No.25013602]

>>25013558
Didn't have a normal Black Friday, so this is the last minute Christmas shopping opportunity.

[Anonymous No.25013611]

REMINDER
IF YOU ARE A PANIC TRANNY, DO NOT OPEN YOUR BROKER, DO NOT LOOK AT YOUR POSITIONS AND DO NOT SELL.

CLOSE YOUR BROKER, BREW SOME TEA, READ A BOOK.

I mean this is just a small dip but I'm sure some retards will cry tomorrow that they sold the bottom or whatever.

[Anonymous No.25013613]

the lady on squawkbox looks and sounds fucked up, she is NOT a morning person

[Anonymous No.25013620]

>>25013611
im gonna play some cyberpunk

[Anonymous No.25013626]

>>25013595
holy shit man, I'm sorry...

[Anonymous No.25013628]

>>25013595
Calls?

[Anonymous No.25013632]

>>25013591
Eire too last I heard. plus Italy, the Netherlands and Belgium

[Anonymous No.25013635]

All in on UVXY

[Anonymous No.25013639]

>>25013521
im just selling covered calls, the IV is amazing, sucks if you don't got 100 shares tho

[Anonymous No.25013641]

>>25013564
That's just retarded desu.
It doesn't change shit at this point and is just a "Look, we care" PR move.

[Anonymous No.25013645]

>tfw TLT
Bondchads rise up!

[Anonymous No.25013652]

>>25013611
>just a small dip

HAHAHAHA YEAH HOW ABOUT NO. THIS IS THE RECKONING.

[Anonymous No.25013654]

>>25013632
Yeah, I was picking non European examples.

[Anonymous No.25013658]

>>25013564
>>25013591
France has said it is going to open up the borders in a couple hours

[Anonymous No.25013665]

>>25013611
that's not how it works if you're leveraged

[Anonymous No.25013668]

>go to intel shareholders meeting
>free grass fed steak yum yum in a big fancy dark room
>but there are fucking loli robot waiters wearing only blue aprons with the intel logo on the front'
>i slap one of the loli cyborgs ass and it moans
>randomly lock eyes with Jefferey Epstein in the crowd
>he walks up to me smiling holding out his hand
>welcome to the brotherhood anon!
>shakes my hand firmly
well now what the fuck am i supposed to do

[Anonymous No.25013670]

>>25013588
>CORSAIR also includes subsidiary brands Elgato, which provides premium studio equipment and accessories for content creators, SCUF Gaming, which builds custom-designed controllers for competitive gamers

CRSR is being more innovative imho .. Logitech does not seem to be innovating since the last 10 years

>>25013639 thanks for the tipp I own 100 shares

[Anonymous No.25013672]

>holding dax 2x short
>nasdaq 3x short
>eu stoxx 3x short
>vix futures etf
my time has come and so have I

[Anonymous No.25013677]

>>25013645
>2020
>Lending the United States federal government money
I'll stick with safer things, like OTM TSLA weeklies, tyvm.

[Anonymous No.25013680]

covered my shorts before burgers pump the market again

[Anonymous No.25013682]

>>25013595
Just why anon

[Anonymous No.25013683]

hedge into bitcoin right fucking now

[Anonymous No.25013684]

>>25013552
Ebin.
That's why you buy before the moon, not after. If it goes below 18, I'll take another 100 shares or so.

[Anonymous No.25013689]

>>25013628

[Anonymous No.25013693]

>>25013683
What does "hedging" with bitcoin do that hedging with stocks doesn't?

[Anonymous No.25013697]

>shitty stimi
>fear of the yuros
>red monday in asia

Could be fun

[Anonymous No.25013701]

>>25013484
this board is full of retards seriously!
how can you even ask something stupid like this AFTER THIS FUCKING YEAR! i know there are Anons with more IQ than a fucking bird in here. And some of us tried to warn you cocky retards that EVERY INDICATOR is on MAX.
whatever, buy your retarded CLF Calls... i hope many of you tulip boys suffer a lot!

[Anonymous No.25013702]

>>25013668
They caught that ass slap on film. Guess where that film is sent if you ever sell?

[Anonymous No.25013704]

>>25013611
Based

[Anonymous No.25013708]

Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeSkbA6xMKk

[Anonymous No.25013717]

saw my son playin cyberpunk so I invested his college fund into tesla/cdprojekt 50/50 split. Cant wait to cash out and get him into harvard

[Anonymous No.25013728]

>>25013693
Nothing, bitcoin follows the market, look at march, and the sharp drop today as soon as the pre-market opened.

[Anonymous No.25013733]

>>25013413
>tfw exited all my positions on friday partly because of the planetary conjunction
Schizo Chads rise up!

[Anonymous No.25013734]

>>25013701
I mean you're not wrong but doesn't mean this is it... it's just one unusually long red candle

[Anonymous No.25013739]

these people on CNBC sound miserable, i'v never watched it this early, now they got a TSLA bear coming on to FUD the stock

[Anonymous No.25013740]

>BABA

[Anonymous No.25013741]

Isn't this because of the new covid strain?

Should I cash out my travel stocks (NCLH, CCL, PK)? They're down 10% already...

[Anonymous No.25013742]

>>25013611
Anon, this i exactly how 1929 went, with a lookalike recovery for a few months before the real crash began. We fucking told you in march, and you didn't listen. But sure okay, don't look at your portfolio. But be ready to not look at it for the next 8 years or so.

[Anonymous No.25013745]

>VIX up 34%
Oh boy I can't wait bobros.

[Anonymous No.25013751]

>>25013672
I'm just holding TSLA 3x short. If the market is coming down, TSLA is coming down hard and at the forefront.

[Anonymous No.25013755]

>>25013564
>Praising your Sowjet Overlords because they are using their power to ruin someone else's life for once.

You are the lowest of filth.

[Anonymous No.25013762]

>>25013611
Based

[Anonymous No.25013765]

>>25013728
Every safe haven crashes initially. Look at gold and silver. The bull run started after a sell off.

[Anonymous No.25013767]

>>25013138
only boomers are invested in tech youre like 10 years behind the curve buddy

all the tech us kids were into 20 years ago is like new to them and theyre still excited about it

[Anonymous No.25013778]

OH GOD WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL MY
>UVXY
>BA
>PLAY

[Anonymous No.25013779]

reckon the breaker will get hit? i have my doubts, although i long for a day like this again. that was furiously based

[Anonymous No.25013781]

>>25013665
If you are leveraged do fucking high that even two circuit breakers in a row are somehow a risk to your folio then you have shit to sort out that isn't related to today's movements.
>>25013742
Yeah yeah.
Tell that to Microsoft and Google's revenue.

[Anonymous No.25013787]

beat trap until proven otherwise. zoom out and realize everything is still majorly bullish

[Anonymous No.25013789]

What are you buying at the bottom?
I think it's about time I got in on PLTR

[Anonymous No.25013795]

>>25013740
sold my calls. Will buy them back if this dump is fake and gay, but baba won't recover if the market is bearish.

[Anonymous No.25013799]

>>25013611
I dont care I just want chyna to grow

[Anonymous No.25013801]

Moi: short euro
Grichka Bogdanoff: dump eeverything else harder so hee cant feel good about it

[Anonymous No.25013807]

>>25013413
how do you guys do your due diligence? I look at trends but obviously since I'm new I can't make very good judgements. I've been looking at CNN money predictions as well, but I just read that they are shit. I use TDameritrade and also look at the analyst reports etc...should I stop?

[Anonymous No.25013810]

Bought QCOM at $90, might today be a good day to buy more?
I'm just looking for blue chips to dump my paycheck in to.

[Anonymous No.25013816]

>correction coming
>all the "bears" coming out of the bushes saying "I TOLD YOU BRO, SELL EVERYTHING"
>recovery will come the weeks after
>they suddenly disappear again

Getting really tired of your acting, stupid bobos.

[Anonymous No.25013818]

>>25013755
I'm not praising them. I'm rejoicing at the fact that their stupid actions are bringing this corrupt union down.
also
>Sowjet
are you German too?

[Anonymous No.25013821]

>>25013807
Stocks only go up, that's all you need to know.

[Anonymous No.25013823]

>>25013641
The fuck you say?
>>25013665
Ah shit.

[Anonymous No.25013829]

I don't even care if my current positions get obliterated. I missed the Golden bull run after March but I will not miss this one.

[Anonymous No.25013834]

>>25013742
LOL I wish.
When will you fucking bears learn?
Unlimited.
Quantitative.
Easing.
Line will go up until the nation known as the United State of America implodes and not a second sooner.

[Anonymous No.25013838]

>>25013789
All aboard!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.25013841]

>>25013740
>megacap Xi

[Anonymous No.25013859]

>>25013689
i hope you bounce back bud

[Anonymous No.25013862]

>tfw sub 10 cost basis all in on GME

Why the fuck are you all so upset anons?

[Anonymous No.25013881]

>>25013781
just 2x leverage would've wiped you out during 2008 if you didn't baby sit your account

[Anonymous No.25013892]

>>25013862
cuz i fucking fucked it all up 3 times

and now im losing even more

im gonna bwe at an al time low on market open

[Anonymous No.25013894]

Someone shill me some low caps pls.

[Anonymous No.25013898]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25013908]

>>25013862
>sub-200 cost basis on Boeing
Doesn’t matter. Losing unrealized gains is bad. BAD.

[Anonymous No.25013909]

>>25013807
JVA anon!

[Anonymous No.25013912]

>>25013807
I look at companies I know or that have cool logos or names. Then I check how their website looks and if their investor presentation powerpoint is designed nicely. If I'm satisfied, I'm in.

[Anonymous No.25013940]

>>25013894
Pharmagest
Vuzix
Esker SA

[Anonymous No.25013941]

Why has december been so shit so far?

[Anonymous No.25013942]

>most expensive stonks ever
>even Cramer is calling for an correction
>be leveraged or in calls

[Anonymous No.25013945]

>>25013816
I am just happy I could cover my shorts and go out with a gain, was tiresome to lose so much money the last 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.25013946]

>>25013894
JVA!!! come join the fun anon!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.25013955]

>>25013892
Sounds like you have problems friend.
Maybe you should start by looking at women from your race.

>>25013908
Do you even have a plan

[Anonymous No.25013958]

>>25013892
will you fuck off avatarfag jesus christ no one wants you here anymore were sick of laughing at your pathetic life

[Anonymous No.25013959]

So what are the chances market is shitting itself due to lockdowns but vaccine stocks will fucking plummet anyway like everything else?

[Anonymous No.25013966]

>>25013818
Yes. I apologize, I misunderstood. This shit makes me lose temper real fast these days.
If Europe is to survive, the EU superstate must be destroyed. The Brits have many flaws but they took the first step towards liberation. If they can, we can.

[Anonymous No.25013968]

Im -3%

[Anonymous No.25013969]

>ITS ALL FUCKED THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE

[Anonymous No.25013975]

why does america not give a shit about covid? you're having 250k new cases a day but nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.25013984]

>>25013955
For Boeing I’m buying the dip but for some names I’m taking profits. What’s yours?

[Anonymous No.25013985]

>>25013959
I would say the chances are pretty good anon because people are retarded.

[Anonymous No.25013990]

>Tfw a Bong
>Locked with nowhere to go
>The COOF on steroids is breeding here
>Blacklisted by everyone globally, even the fucking Frogs
>Incoming GBP crash
>All our supply lines disrupted, £100 for a piece of cabbage incoming


AHHHHHHHHH GET ME FUCKING OFF THIS ISLAND

[Anonymous No.25014007]

I just came here to say one thing


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.25014022]

>>25013990
What's the problem? I mean, you have taken all this time to amass at least 6 months of supplies and work from home, yes?

[Anonymous No.25014023]

>>25013955
>looking at women from your race.

as if i have a choice. white women are the most privileged class in the entire world they dont have time for me

people resort to jacking off and asian women BECAUSE of white womens fault not my fault

start putting the blame on the right people for once

>>25013958
ill leave when gme moons

[Anonymous No.25014031]

>>25013990
I heard you can swim to europe but you will probably be detected and quarantined there because you are so fucking ugly

[Anonymous No.25014039]

>>25013413

50% on BP with avg of 260p. 45% cash and 5% crypto. Hoping for sub 200bp to average down

[Anonymous No.25014042]

>>25013990
JVA Bong bro

[Anonymous No.25014046]

>>25013984
Sell GME at 130$ or if it hits 11$
So far both price targets look pretty far away.

[Anonymous No.25014058]

What was the obvious sign you saw that the bubble was going to pop soon? For me, it was Cathie Woods (a woman) saying on Friday that she expects her ARK ETFs to easily yield over 20% annual returns going forward.

[Anonymous No.25014094]

>>25013611
Based Anon acknowledged

[Anonymous No.25014104]

Lol, brexit no deal s coming today to close the deal. Fuck your green candles.

[Anonymous No.25014120]

what do you shitposters think will dump the hardest today?

[Anonymous No.25014127]

>>25014023
Women have been like this since ancient times. Try finding one that you can talk to without getting tired. Try STEM grads.

[Anonymous No.25014137]

>tfw buying funds with todays closing price

[Anonymous No.25014147]

>>25014120
All stocks I own

[Anonymous No.25014150]

>>25013968
Did he make it?

[Johnny Tornado No.25014152]

>>25013975
>why does america not give a shit about covid? you're having 250k new cases a day but nobody cares.

Why does everyone else care about Covid?

We've tried to contain it.
Didn't work

Tried tracing.
Didn't work

Tried Lockdowns
Didn't work

Tried masks.
Didn't work

How about embracing the normality that Covid is now part of our lives, never to go away.

>>25014058
The obvious sign of a bubble.....Every single asset has gone up.

The biggest one of them all is when I saw XRP going to $0.70 cents. If that isn't a sign, I don't know what is.

[Anonymous No.25014156]

We are bouncing. The jews teased me again. I want a crash.

[Anonymous No.25014157]

>>25014120
Seems pretty clear right now, airlines, hotels, cruise lines, anything travel.

[Anonymous No.25014158]

>>25014120
Dow jones

[Anonymous No.25014162]

>>25013261
>YES

>BLOOD LOSS, BLUNT TRAUMA AND CAR ACCIDENTS ARE CONFLATED AND IF ANY OF THIS HAPPENED THEY DIED OR EVEN MIGHT HAVE HAD THEM THEY ARE LISTED AS HAVING DIED FROM THEM

>THE ACTUAL DAILY DEATH RATE IS ONLY 3 A DAY, WHICH IS LOWER THAN LAST YEAR

>YOU GAY FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.25014168]

>>25014120
What difference does it make if everything will rebounce in a few days?

[Anonymous No.25014172]

>S&P -0.3%
>everybody loses their mind
Calm the fuck down, buy the dip, you expect every single day to be Blood Green?

[Anonymous No.25014182]

>>25014172
its over greater depression is here

[Anonymous No.25014187]

>>25014172
YES OBVIOUSLY STONKS ONLY GO UP

[Anonymous No.25014189]

>>25014157
cheap cruise leaps sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.25014196]

>>25013816
You will the SQQQ fags for the next three weeks.
Oh and "This is just like the dot.com bubble. Facebook is just pets.com!"

It's all so tiresome. Remember the fag with the channels back in September who TA'd a long bear market?

[Anonymous No.25014197]

OPEN THE FUCKING MARKET ALREADY I WANT CHEAPIES WHY IS THIS SHIT RISING ALREADY

[Anonymous No.25014200]

SOMEBODY ELSE
ROUND EVERYONE ELSE
YOU'RE WATCHING YOUR BACK
LIKE YOU CAN'T RELAX
YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL
TELL MEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.25014214]

>>25014172
more like
>Vix up 35%

[Anonymous No.25014220]

>>25014127
no they werent women werent in the workforce and had motivation to be with a man to have kids with and a future

now theyre all nurses and dont want kids

women used to pay the man to marry its called dowry it still exists in some cultures

youre greatly deceived if you believe that women are the same as in ancient times theyre objectively not

[Anonymous No.25014222]

>>25014172
>S&P -0.3%
It's -1.5%

[Anonymous No.25014231]

>>25013968
these graphics are hella nice

[Anonymous No.25014244]

were the schizo's really right?

[Anonymous No.25014246]

>>25014023
asian girls are better then white girls you retard they arent brain dead skanks covered in tattoos

[Anonymous No.25014248]

>>25014214
I think I try selling vix calls today.. I'm calling bullshit on this dump

[Anonymous No.25014256]

>Sold Puts expired worthless last Friday
>tfw 60% cash now
>Bobo thinks I wont just buy the dip

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.25014259]

If it doesn't drop over 20% I sleep. I want March action!

[Anonymous No.25014260]

>>25013702
how fucked am i

[Anonymous No.25014263]

>>25014244
That the Fed will kill off the dollar before allowing the market to ever collapse again?

Yeah, they nailed that part.

[Anonymous No.25014266]

>>25014246
well we agree

that doesnt mean white women arent capable its just feminism and decades and possibly a century of destruction of womenly values

[Anonymous No.25014271]

>remembering that time in March where I held SQQQ over the weekend and insane gains on black Monday

It was fun, but never again.
Way too nerve-wracking

[Anonymous No.25014272]

>>25014058
Cramer started sucking off reddit, wsb and zoomers

[Anonymous No.25014274]

>100% tech
>50% chink stocks
WHY DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD, SO GOOD TO BE BAD?

[Anonymous No.25014277]

Sucking on a toe nail rn

[Anonymous No.25014291]

>>25014162
Imagine still buying the narrative for a memedisease which is proven to only kill olds and fats. #staythefuckhome amirite mr.redditor?

[Anonymous No.25014292]

>>25014256
Not going to sell more puts while the market is down? You can get good premium at lower strikes.

[Anonymous No.25014312]

Went from 6.6K to this in a month switching from buying shares to options, granted my calls don’t expire until the end of January. I feel like a failure. I stopped buying weeklies now and lowered my strikes a little bit. Is there anything else I could do to recover from this?

[Anonymous No.25014340]

>>25014058
>a woman

Dangerously based

My only fear is that my fiat will be worthless once the printing press goes brrrr. I wish I had gotten into financials earlier this year but I was too preoccupied with the novelty of making a bunch of dollars each week for doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.25014345]

Hello guys.

just in case some of you didn't know, the Tesla stock had the highest volume there's ever been on any stock in the space of a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.25014356]

>>25014312
git gud

[Anonymous No.25014361]

Faggots. How do we profit from line go down? Buy inverse indexes? Buy precious metals? Is it too late?

[Anonymous No.25014365]

>>25014312
Don't buy penny stocks. Stop buying calls.

[Anonymous No.25014371]

>>25014345
here's to TSLA taking a dip

[Anonymous No.25014377]

>>25013975
>tried lockdown fir 6 weeks. Didn’t work.
>use hydrochloroquine and azithromycin
>create antibody treatment
>create 2 new vaccine forms for retards
cuz vaccine meme
>entire trump admin got it and recovered to show covid is a meme
>retard democrats push for more lockdown and masks for extreme retards who can’t just lockdown themselves but want everyone to lockdown
>>no one cares!!! Reeeeee!!!

You’re retarded. Kys.

[Anonymous No.25014376]

>>25014256
So what should we invest in to triple our money by january?

[Anonymous No.25014380]

>>25014365
Especially weeklies.

[Anonymous No.25014385]

>>25014345
Probably because people are weighing if Elon actually goes full madman and switches TSLA's cash balance from USD to BTC.

I mean, it's smart long term, like moving to Texas, but if people wanted to buy GBTC, well, they'd buy GBTC.

[Anonymous No.25014398]

>>25014365
Thanks. They weren’t penny stocks however. I fell for the CLF Tranny meme. I was ahead by a lot and got greedy and bought more calls and it cost me.

[Anonymous No.25014409]

>>25014385
>Probably because people are weighing if Elon actually goes full madman and switches TSLA's cash balance from USD to BTC.
I fucking doubt it. If he does, I hope he does it after tomorrow though. I need muh salary.

[Anonymous No.25014413]

>>25014376
JVA anon JVA

[Anonymous No.25014414]

>>25013990
W-what happened? L-lockdown didn’t work, retard? M-mandatory vaccines didn’t work either? Oy vey, borris Johnson save us! Hrm queen lizard save us!! Reeeee!!!!

[Anonymous No.25014420]

>gme

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.25014419]

>>25014361
Inversed indexes like SQQQ or SPXS, puts on stocks/sectors/indexes, that kind of stuff.

PMs and bonds generally go up but usually not as much as equities go down.

[Anonymous No.25014430]

>>25014409
pretty sure even if he wanted to do it today it would take 6 months+ to get the paperwork and approvals worked out.

[Anonymous No.25014435]

>>25014312
Stop daytrading, buy stonks and never sell.

[Anonymous No.25014442]

>>25014361
Just buy all the way into it and wait until it's all over. Don't even bother trying to chase the trend, you'll end up buying high that way.

[Anonymous No.25014445]

>>25014430
BTC woulld still pump mad if he announced it.

[Anonymous No.25014462]

>>25014377
>Bunch of rich people don't die
>Now the disease is a meme
Chud

[Anonymous No.25014467]

>>25014435
This

[Anonymous No.25014470]

>>25014445
I'm going to buy a few bitcoin just to ensure the price goes to 0.

[Anonymous No.25014474]

>>25014445
>Musk getting frontrun by hedge funds dumping BTC on him right after he front run the SP500 with TSLA stock
Amazing

[Anonymous No.25014480]

>>25014398
Why would you buy January calls when everyone said the steel action was after Feb?

[Johnny Tornado No.25014481]

>>25014409
He's going to do it.

No man can resist temptation.

[Anonymous No.25014492]

>>25013818
>their stupid actions are bringing this corrupt union down
How so? They have more power over you than ever.

[Anonymous No.25014508]

>>25014462
>using the word chud

[Anonymous No.25014523]

You've got these faggots to thank for the new Britain Virus.

Thanks for crashing the markets dickheads.

[Anonymous No.25014528]

>>25014398
>people told you trusting a tranny was a bad idea
>did it anyway

[Anonymous No.25014530]

Why is ZM up? This thing is so overpriced. They have no technological edge over competitors, they are compromised by china, it makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.25014532]

>>25014523
Based bongs ruining the world for the nth time

[Anonymous No.25014533]

>>25014435
Yeah I was really patient and slowly I began to get more impatient that my portfolio wasn’t growing fast enough and sure enough that led me to buying Calls again (I quit trading back in 2019 because I lost 2.5K on FCEL c4.5’s)
>>25014480
To be fair it’s 29 Jan expiry so I might be okay. I’m just sad right now. I’m never doing weeklies again though. And if I buy calls expiring in a month I think I have to just do ITM not OTM. I’m going to go back to just buying shares and not day trading for the most part. The only calls I want to buy from now on will be LEAPs.

[Anonymous No.25014542]

>>25014312
Go back to buying weeklies, you fuck. I'm not finished selling.

[Anonymous No.25014554]

>>25014248
this is how one gets JUSTed anon

[Anonymous No.25014559]

>>25014523
the eternal anglo does it again

[Anonymous No.25014568]

Is this finally the rugpull we've all been expecting or just a little correction?

[Anonymous No.25014572]

>theyre boomers who still believe in covid

>they are part of the group of people acquiescing to the new world order and their fake virus and fake vaccine control grid system for global identification and world currency

[Anonymous No.25014578]

>DAX RECOVERING
STRAP IN LADS, SPY GONNA BE GREEN EOD

FUCK NIGGERS
AND FUCK WOMEN

[Anonymous No.25014584]

>>25014530
wow why is zoom going up in a lockdown

[Anonymous No.25014610]

>>25014554
yeah as I think about it.. the minute I'm doing it news will be "new virus strain defies every vaccine and is 95% deadly" and vix goes to 200

[Anonymous No.25014617]

the media hasnt even cracked open the "jesus christ the moratoriums havent been extended" fud yet

you will own nothing, and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.25014618]

What was the board like during the great crash in Feb/March?

[Anonymous No.25014619]

>>25014523
*ahem* FUCK CHINA

[Anonymous No.25014622]

Ok anons, are we getting a rebound today or is going to keep falling through trading hours?

[Anonymous No.25014627]

>>25014492
Demographics, anon, demographics.

Conservatives are the ones who always talk about muh cops and muh laws. Now they're saying the system is broken and doesn't work. Liberals never supported the system and always shat things up. What happens when the system's defenders turn against it? Do you think such a system can sustain itself? Up until now men with guns have quietly gone along with things thinking they would vote harder and get their guys in office. Now the men with guns, almost all of them, see this isn't gonna work. They've stopped supporting the system and think it needs a massive overhaul. The elites bit the hand that feeds them.

[Anonymous No.25014629]

>>25014618
You will find out this week

[Anonymous No.25014634]

>>25013990
You have the chance to live on a fucking ISLAND and you managed to STILL fuck it up. Other island nations manage just fine. You deserve everything that is happening to you.

[Anonymous No.25014638]

>>25014572
K pop fag COVID isn’t too bad but it’s dangerous shut for old people.
>new world order
Nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.25014642]

European women are so much more attractive then Far Eastern women’s

[Anonymous No.25014644]

>>25014618
Extremely fun

[Anonymous No.25014646]

>>25014572
disgusting

[Anonymous No.25014650]

>it's bouncing
What's up Bobo?

[Anonymous No.25014651]

>>25014568
rugpull, major astrology event so expect events to unfold planned out by illuminati niggers

[Anonymous No.25014652]

>>25014622
we'll absolutely get a bounce, can't say if it'll stick though

[Anonymous No.25014662]

How does everyone feel about IDEX? Seems to be having a pretty good year.

[Anonymous No.25014675]

>>25014120
ABNB hopefully, I want to see reddit bleed

[Anonymous No.25014678]

> bought UVXY calls last week
Nice

[Anonymous No.25014682]

>>25014568
I would be filthy rich if I knew

[Anonymous No.25014687]

>>25014638
>it’s dangerous shut for old people.
a virus that doesnt exist isnt dangerous for anybody

>Nothing ever happens

global lockdowns millions starve to death in the 3rd world while production in the first world diminishes

mandated vaccinations coming to people who get fired from their job soon

they just stole the election with fake votes

lots of things has happened this year more than any other year

its already happened m8

[Anonymous No.25014688]

8:00am NYSE time
Annnnnd we are back on track
Don’t know why y’all freak out about the drunken children (algos)
When you should wait for Daddy (The humans after coffee) get home

Gonna be a WILD week

[Anonymous No.25014692]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.25014696]

>>25014638
>old people

Oh okay so I guess the economy should be destroyed so old people can suck up more money and live a bit longer. Cool. If the economy collapses not only will they starve but people will also cast blame against faggots like you, hope you've got a fuck off bunker to hide in.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.25014705]

>brain barely works
>figured out the entire global system
I'm sure you're right kpopfag.

[Anonymous No.25014706]

>>25014652
I'm thinking it all depends on the media and gov. reactions at this point, if they start cranking up the fear mongering stories we'll go straight down

[Anonymous No.25014720]

>Bought puts at the bottom
>AGAIN

I'm holding these, so open will be green.

[Anonymous No.25014722]

>>25014462
>he actually BELIEVES that the plague is upon us
You watch too much TV.

[Anonymous No.25014726]

I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

[Anonymous No.25014729]

>>25014480
i bought Jan 2023 15$ CLF calls. it doesnt matter what happens today or any single day because the expiry is over 2 years from now.

[Anonymous No.25014739]

>>25014705
calling people schizo doesnt mean theyre schizo thats called gaslighting

also is alex jones schizo? cuz he believes all the same shit

and joe rogan the normy had to fact check him with cnn articles LOL

thats the people youre following

[Anonymous No.25014744]

>>25013595
i'ts ogre

[Anonymous No.25014750]

I can’t believe I’ve been away from smg for so long and kpop fag is still here spamming his conspiracy theories

[Anonymous No.25014754]

>>25014619
Fuck England, fuck Scotland, and fuck Wales.

Northern Ireland is rightful Irish clay.

[Anonymous No.25014756]

>>25014688
>>25014692
Where are you seeing this? The stock market is closed

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.25014761]

>>25014739
I didn't call you a schizo yet.

[Anonymous No.25014764]

>>25014720
Lol when will you people learn to trade mean reversion? I guess somebody needs to buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.25014768]

"new" strain. who the fuck cares?

easiest dip buy ever

[Anonymous No.25014770]

Is this happening because of the virus strain or because of the Fed being cut off or both

[Anonymous No.25014771]

>>25014627
But demographics are majority brown both in the US and EU.

[Anonymous No.25014777]

>>25014729
Yeah that’s why I said if I buy calls again they’ll probably be LEAPs. Provided I don’t lose everything on my current c16/Jan-29 positions.

[Anonymous No.25014781]

This red is giving me the gay thoughts again. How do I get back in the green and back to being a normal well adjusted heterosexual incel

[Anonymous No.25014782]

>>25014756
you're not allowed to post until you lurk for a week

[Anonymous No.25014785]

>>25014771
>But demographics are majority brown in EU
Ehem, no?

[Anonymous No.25014787]

>>25014726
>claps

[Anonymous No.25014788]

>>25014754
THIS but with china instead

[Anonymous No.25014794]

>>25014729
fucking hell anon what was the premium on that?

[Anonymous No.25014795]

>>25014754
BASED

[Anonymous No.25014797]

>>25014770
new strain, great britain being cut off from the rest of the world, the fed

[Anonymous No.25014802]

>>25014771
>eu

lol this delusion

[Anonymous No.25014809]

>>25014696
>lockdowns
When did I ever advocate for lockdowns? I’m just saying the virus is real so stay out of your grandmas face.
>bunker
No bunker but 30 acres of land and a bunch of canned food in a rural area. Enjoy starving to death beside niggers and faggots in the city

[Anonymous No.25014813]

>>25014756
they're speaking about pre-market moves

[Anonymous No.25014816]

>>25014754
>Northern Ireland

[Anonymous No.25014823]

>>25014771
lel

[Anonymous No.25014824]

>>25014530
All my itt sources say zm is the best as far as quality and usability. They hate msft.

[Anonymous No.25014825]

>>25014794
>3.85

doesnt seem too bad desu, honestly i thought leaps would cost way more than that

[Anonymous No.25014826]

>>25014756
futures + pre-market

[Anonymous No.25014835]

>>25014618
Threads filled in 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.25014839]

>>25014754
bunaithe

[Anonymous No.25014846]

go all in CURO

[Anonymous No.25014848]

>>25014722
>Covid isn't a meme
>"OH YOU BELIEVE IN THE PLAGUE!11"

[Anonymous No.25014851]

>>25014771

[Anonymous No.25014864]

>>25014816
O'Shapiro? Is that an irish jew name?

[Anonymous No.25014866]

Kinda want to quit the crypto game. What are the best brokers for an absolute newfag to buy uranium etf's and uranium commodity futures?

[Anonymous No.25014867]

[Anonymous No.25014871]

>>25014794
3.85 so not cheap but long calls are usually not cheap anyway

[Anonymous No.25014880]

>>25014638

[Anonymous No.25014882]

ahhhehehemmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
>FUCK NEWFAGS
>FUCK ELECTION TOURISTS
>FUCK ZOOMERS
>FUCK ROBINHOOD USERES
>FUCK DAY TRADERS
>FUCK THE KIMFAG
>FUCK THE BLOGPOSTER OP
>FUCK THE KIKES FROM STOCKWITS
>FUCK REDDIT
>FUCK NIGGERS
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
>FUCK MUUUUUMUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.25014891]

>>25014816
based

[Anonymous No.25014892]

>>25014866
schwab

but youll go with robinhood

[Anonymous No.25014893]

>>25014809
Hey guess what the flu is real and kills old people too regardless.

>muh covid is real
>30 acres of land

Boomers not welcome.

[Anonymous No.25014897]

>>25013881
Not if you have your passive investments on the same platform as your margin account for collateral

[Anonymous No.25014907]

>>25014880
When did I ever advocate for shut like this?? All I said is the virus is real

[Anonymous No.25014909]

>>25014785
>>25014802
You don't even see what's coming to you. Enjoy getting skinned alive by shitskins when every women in your familly gets raped in front of you.

[Anonymous No.25014910]

>Mama take these bags from me,
>I can’t hold them anymore.
>The graph is red too red to see,
>Feels like I’m knocking on Bobo’s door.

>Chorus (x4)
>knock-knock-knockin on Bobo’s door.

>Mama put my bags in the ground,
>I can’t hodl them anymore.
>That cold red line is coming down,
>Feels like I’m knocking on Bobo’s door.

>Chorus (x8)
>knock-knock-knockin on Bobo’s door.

[Anonymous No.25014911]

>>25013966
>lol europoor still has hope

[Anonymous No.25014914]

>>25013909
>>25014413
>JVA

Explain why besides posting anime girls.

[Anonymous No.25014919]

>>25014892
IIRC, I don't think I can use robinhood as a leaf.

[Anonymous No.25014920]

>>25014816
I love how Americans support literal terrorists because their great great great grandad was 1/100 Irish.

[Anonymous No.25014923]

AMERIFATS WAKING UP TO SELL INSTANTLY

GET YOUR POPCORN READY

[Anonymous No.25014931]

>>25014909
shut up retard

[Anonymous No.25014937]

>>25014920
Probably has to do with all them Irish folk songs.

[Anonymous No.25014942]

>>25014866
>He wants to leave crypto before the legendary bullrun which will eclipse the one in 2017

[Anonymous No.25014945]

>>25014848
>>25014462
>chud

PRAYING FOR A CRASH SO REDDIT TRANNIES FUCK OFF ALREADY

[Anonymous No.25014952]

>>25014919
You could try interactive brokers maybe.

[Anonymous No.25014953]

>>25014893
>COVID is real
Yes it’s fucking real my dad had it
>muh thirty acres of land
Non lander owner Chads not allowed in /smg/

[Anonymous No.25014954]

I can't believe you fags are falling for this head fake. All indices BLOOD green by 10am

[Anonymous No.25014962]

wtf everything is already recovering. Do we still sell?

[Anonymous No.25014965]

>>25014909
>implying EU is brown at this moment
>implying I don't know that this shitty continent WILL BE brown in 20 years
>implying I won't leave this fucking continent when I finally make it

[Anonymous No.25014966]

>>25014954
>BLOOD green
fucking lizardmen

[Anonymous No.25014971]

>>25014953
Hopefully your 100 year old father is dead, 70 boomer scum.

[Anonymous No.25014973]

>>25014954
the stock market is so funny THE SKY IS FALLING WE JUST GOT 600$

[Anonymous No.25014977]

>>25014962
buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.25014979]

>>25014910

[Anonymous No.25014987]

>>25014962
We don't and you've been warned, enjoy selling the dip.

[Anonymous No.25014988]

Bros I don’t respect humans

[Anonymous No.25014995]

Is JVA actually The One for this morning?

[Anonymous No.25015002]

>>25014988
I also don't respect women but they aren't humans.

[Anonymous No.25015012]

>>25014988
Fuck off, algo. We wrote you.

[Anonymous No.25015021]

>>25013966
>leap towards liberation

Nigga, they’re closing England’s entire supply lines too. And borris Johnson gonna shoot you if you try to escape. France closed the tunnel. You did now.

[Anonymous No.25015025]

>>25014995
Stop spamming your stock if you're not going to explain why it's a good play, faggot.

[Anonymous No.25015026]

I WILL NEVER SELL I WILL NEVER SELL I WILL NEVER SELL I WILL NEVER SELL I WILL NEVER SELL I WILL NEVER SELL

[Anonymous No.25015034]

>Wake up
>Find out PERFIDIOUS ALBION fucked the market
>Stimulus negated
>My p00mp ette is cancelled

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.25015036]

>>25014954
on what pretense? theres nothing that helps the underlying problems every business is facing right now if anything its confirmation that they wont get any more direct aid.

[Anonymous No.25015040]

>>25014977
>>25014987
what sort of pattern is this?

I'm afraid because I finally decided to actively trade and I'm up 20k since November. I don't want to fail

[Anonymous No.25015047]

>>25014945
CHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUDCHUD

[Anonymous No.25015056]

>>25015025
That's what I'm saying Anon, it's getting spammed, but with so little information.. is it REALLY the one?

[Anonymous No.25015064]

>>25014892
Why schwab?

[Anonymous No.25015079]

>>25014920
>I love how Americans support literal terrorists
Not the first time. Gotta pump those RTX bags somehow

[Anonymous No.25015085]

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

[Anonymous No.25015086]

>>25014965
where are you going

[Anonymous No.25015090]

>>25014618
The most entertaining since the Great Rugpull of 17.

[Anonymous No.25015097]

Guys I need help. How do I buy sqqq without meeting the 40k net income requirement. (Seriously you would have to make 100k a year to meet this)

[Anonymous No.25015098]

>>25014971
I h-hope your dad dies bb-boomer scum
Neck yourself stupid anime poster. I’m 30 fucking years old not 70

[Anonymous No.25015099]

Imagine being an american and trying to sell when the rest of the world has sold everything before you woke.

[Anonymous No.25015100]

>>25013413
Coof Britannia! Brittania, coof the waves! Britons never, never shall be saved.

[Anonymous No.25015110]

>>25015040
>covid vaccine is out
>the pro-chinese senile globohomo elite pedophile is in the office so no more trade wars
>bongs finally leave the EU
What are you worried about exactly?

[Anonymous No.25015116]

>>25014618
Really comfy desu. I started browsing here around that time.

Thanks for all the shitcoin money /biz/.

[Anonymous No.25015120]

>>25015056
I have no clue, but I only see news on sites I see promoting pump & dump type shit.

[Anonymous No.25015126]

Imagine being a boomer and demanding everyone younger than you starve to death so you can live another 12 months.

[Anonymous No.25015133]

>>25015056
no dude its the fucking junior volleyball association. why would anyone give a shit about that stock?

[Anonymous No.25015139]

Why should I not sell everything at open and buy it back for 10% less?

[Anonymous No.25015143]

>>25014618
I was actually trying to remember the other day out of my own curiosity. It's as if my memory for those two months has been wiped, the only traces that remain are me sleeping 3 hours a night, lots of CNBC, and the fact that I made thousands buying shorts

[Anonymous No.25015154]

>>25015126
Clown world, clown society, clown rules. We all can just get used to it.

[Anonymous No.25015164]

>>25015126
Dude Israel has already started vaccinating there is nothing to worry. You also eat meat don't you?

[Anonymous No.25015168]

>>25015139
Because it could go up through the day and you buy back at 10% more. You were supposed to sell Friday and buy back low this morning when the pre-market started.

[Anonymous No.25015170]

>>25015126
Repill me on the starving. What happened?

[Anonymous No.25015173]

>>25015126
Literally not even what I’m trying to say. If you have old people in your family don’t be up in their face because the virus is real

[Anonymous No.25015179]

>>25015126
imagine thinking anyone in the first world is going to starve to death

[Anonymous No.25015190]

>>25015040
If high volume I would bet on a FOMO, on low volume crash at open.

[Anonymous No.25015199]

>>25015173
Then don't live with your elders and get your own apartments huh?

[Anonymous No.25015212]

I bought the intel dip

[Anonymous No.25015220]

>>25015190
This is the biggest volume I've ever seen premarket for arkies, usually they cap at around 15k, not reach 15k hours before open

[Anonymous No.25015228]

SHORT EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.25015229]

>>25015212
i will to but im waiting for open

[Anonymous No.25015244]

>>25015229
gl my dude

[Anonymous No.25015256]

>>25015179
Worry not, just a few more years of retarded boomer lockdowns and gibs and you will be.

[Anonymous No.25015275]

>>25015173
>don't go see grandma or you'll kill her with the flu
>grandma dies two weeks later of old age, spent christmas and new year alone
What does he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.25015282]

new bread
>>25015274
>>25015274
>>25015274

[Anonymous No.25015311]

>>25013413
you guys are freaking out about nothing

[Anonymous No.25015343]

>>25015275
>Muh old age
Have you seen old people die? Aside heart attack it's not something you're gonna miss. Even that might take days

[Anonymous No.25015361]

>>25014754
Fuck off, the time will come where the real Ireland will conquer Southern Ireland

[Anonymous No.25015417]

>>25015126
Saved your life, you owe me

[Anonymous No.25015418]

>>25013440
תקנה XSN

[Anonymous No.25015466]

>>25015343
same with the fucking cough. Your "precautions" mean jackshit, all you're doing is isolating your elders away from you, and company is what they want most, they don't want to be alone because you may eventually give them a sneeze. How about you actually ask them what they want?

[Anonymous No.25015525]

>>25014523
kek, funny to think that it's probably people I know in Kent who've been meeting up and shit, allowing the new strain to spread rapidly; which is then reflected on a global scale in countries banning travel to and from the UK, then reflected in the markets, so it's come straight back to me.
I'd rather they just steal my money in person :^)

[Anonymous No.25015605]

>>25014720
the bottom kek
are you serious?
you talk about the dead cat in the futures?

[Anonymous No.25015629]

>>25013515
How do I short? Can I do it on Binance, Kraken or Coinbase?

[Anonymous No.25015638]

how quickly can i expect my put on an s&p 500 index fund to be executed on robinfag? as soon as the market opens?

[Anonymous No.25015654]

>>25015040
parabolic euphoria - crash imminent

[Anonymous No.25015667]

>>25015629
binance

[Anonymous No.25015699]

>>25015667
or bitmex casino

[Anonymous No.25016397]

>>25013588
they just bought some gaming coaching platform that teaching retards how to game from "professionals" and during the whole training session I bet they shill corsair products also you can pay corsair to advertise your gaming channels for you

[Anonymous No.25016490]

My portfolio is down 5%

[Anonymous No.25016516]

New thread

>>25016478
>>25016478
>>25016478
>>25016478
>>25016478