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>> No.24997837
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KAIJU POSTING FOR UUUU

>> No.24997847
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How much we printing tomorrow CLF and VALE chads?

>> No.24997867

RIP to all newfags who are about to experience a March crash

>> No.24997868
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>>24997796
comfy weekend ending and leading into comfy christmas week

>> No.24997872
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>tfw went all in on margin for muh stimulus rally

>> No.24997873
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Shid

>> No.24997875

>>24997796
>Just look at the GIX/DEX
Holy blessed image

>> No.24997878
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>>24997847

Looking to add maybe more Vale leaps if Vale goes down on landslide news.

>> No.24997884
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FUTURES

>> No.24997890
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>>24997868
Damn that's comfy.

>> No.24997893

WHERE IS MY MARQETA IPO
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.24997897
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Futures

>> No.24997910
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24997910

My short terms gonna be good hoping for a good Stimulus rally

>> No.24997933

>>24997910
why the fuck are you putting any money into DB you absolute retard

>> No.24997945
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Maybe my all in on SPY puts with 8k might pay off, but I’m not holding my breath... Selling whatever I can salvage right at open.

>> No.24997947

LET'S
FUCKING
GOOOOOOO
BEAR MARKET BABY
TIME FOR MARCH CHEAPIES

>> No.24997955

wait why is the market going to crash we're getting a stimulus

>> No.24997958

>Corona 2
>Markets only down 0.33%

Sequels are always disappointing but jesus.

>> No.24997963

>>24997796
Buying URA and adding to FCX and XOM tomorrow

>> No.24997986

>>24997847
Stop replying to yourself you fucking sperg and maybe I'll tell you.

>> No.24997989

>>24997958
>he thinks that this isn't just the beginning
Let everyone see the news first

>> No.24997994

>>24997958
> Asian markets
> no Corona 2

wait for Europoors

>> No.24997996
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24997996

comfy OP

>> No.24997997

>>24997955
it's not, bears never get to cum

>> No.24998005

le a

>> No.24998011

>>24997994
When do Euromarkets open? Either futures/pre-market or for real.

>> No.24998015
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oh jesus lord almightyyyyyyyyyyyyyy pls god no.

>> No.24998017
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What calls do I make i have 1500

>> No.24998044

>>24998017
Your mother, to tell her you love her.

>> No.24998071
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nobody has realized they are trying to end the world as we know it? you think the vaccine is goign to save you?

>> No.24998072

>>24998011
German market opens in 7 1/2 hours, don´t know about the rest, but they can´t be far apart, maybe 1-2 hours

>> No.24998076

I hate my life

>> No.24998090
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.24998095

>>24998071
Why does he look like he got away with cheating on his Finals?

>> No.24998101

>>24998017
I like how people still take advice from Jordan Belfort, the world is a funny place.

>> No.24998106

>>24997796
you guys know stocks wont just keep magically go up because they keep printing money for retards to buy ps5s with right?

also i didnt get to have christmas because my parents are alcoholics. fuck you.

>> No.24998112

>>24998071
>you think the vaccine is goign to save you?
Unironically it probably will. Even if WuFlu mutates too much for the antibodies, we can probably speedrun rollout a modified mRNA vaccine again in like 2 months. SSDD basically.

>> No.24998125

>>24998095
looks to me more like he's trying really hard to contain his laughter

>> No.24998126
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>>24997847
>CLF Tranny also has interests in Deutsche Bank

>> No.24998133

>>24998071
Absolutely they are and I'm hedged for their success and failure

>> No.24998148

why are futures red
i thought the stimulus package passed congress

>> No.24998151

>>24998106
>you guys know stocks wont just keep magically go up because they keep printing money for retards to buy ps5s with right?
Right, that's mainly happening because they're printing $120b/month for bonds. Giving proles money leads to scary inflation, not asset price inflation.

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>>24998090
I'm sorry you keep getting raped fren.

>> No.24998171

>>24998071
why does he always have that smug ass grin on his face every time shutdowns, death, or vaccines are mentioned. It's like he gets so giddy he can barely contain himself

>> No.24998185

>futures

>> No.24998186

>>24998148
Final language still in progress. And somewhat balanced out by the UK becoming a global pariah.

>> No.24998199

>>24997955
when does stimmi money come in?

>> No.24998200

>>24998148
To bait retards into selling, like always. You think the massive Tesla dump 10 minutes before close was a coincidence when it mega pumped seconds before close?

>> No.24998203
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excellent Euro/usd, gap down. let it continue so mote it be

>> No.24998204

>>24998148
Tech is green
Oh you’re not all in on tech?
retard

>> No.24998205
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>>24998090

>> No.24998206
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>>24998154
what's wrong with her right eye?

>> No.24998218

is the stimulus to tax payers again or what

>> No.24998221
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>futures

>> No.24998231

>>24998148
>PRICED
>IN

>> No.24998245

>>24998218
goys get a one time payment of $600

>> No.24998252

>>24998206
Too much protein powder

>> No.24998258
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>>24998095
>>24998171

He actually looks like he already got the vaccine

>>24998112
i don't think so, all they have been doing this entire year is string us along with false hope and a deadline that keeps getting moved further and further to the right on the calender. You feel that sense of hope and stability in your? That's what they are trying to destroy. It would be easier for everyone if they knew this wasn't going to change, some people might actually rise up. We are frogs in a pot of boiling water.

>> No.24998261
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RAD and PLTR because we getting thick in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.24998267

how the hell does orange juice futures work? like is it one specific brand or what the hell?

>> No.24998278

>>24998171
I'm all seriousness it's because he basically called this shit a few years out. He said that we are not prepared for a pandemic and damnit we weren't. Of course that's all conspiracy theory aside.

>> No.24998279
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wow 600 dollars. its hilariously sad that there are people here who believe this is a big deal

>> No.24998304

>>24998279
its all going to go to fucking ps5 anyways which is a japanese company. either way bullish for gme?

>> No.24998305
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UK anon here. I don't think people have grasped the impact of this new strain. I fall in the COVID sceptic group but our scientists are very good - they are saying this strain is 70% more potent. Around 65% of London cases are the strain, and personally a lot of my freinds are now infected (all doing fine though).

The main issue is that they locked down London and the SE. Now Germany, Italy, France and other EU countries have banned travel this afternoon. There are lorries literally stuck at the border in Dover not being allowed across. So clearly governments are taking this very seriously.

The kicker is that the strain has already been detected in Italy, Denmark, and a few other places. This will CLEARLY spread across the rest of Europe and the world as the Wuhan-strain did.

When that happens, we will lockdown HARD until the vaccine.

I think this is a play, what do you guys think? Markets to not give a fuck cos lockdown = stimulus = stonks up?

>> No.24998327

>>24998279
it's just enough for all the good goys to be able to buy a PS5 from GME! Buy back into GME today!

>> No.24998328

>Congress is so lazy they can't be assed to vote on something they already agree on tonight
We actually pay these numbskulls to get rich by selling us out.

>> No.24998330

>>24998279
it's not about helping people it's about inflating the dollar to poomp stonks

>> No.24998332
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Holy shit

>> No.24998348

>>24998279
It's just shit the republicans did so they wouldn't be completely wrecked in the elections.

>> No.24998354
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RAD and PLTR because we getting thick in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.24998356
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>>24997867
thank you for your condolences

>> No.24998369

>>24998305
Lockdown 2 = crash because this time the world will end trust me
But buy the dip
Like it's not even a question

>> No.24998373

>>24998305
I have a BMI of ~21 so I don't give two shits.

>> No.24998376

>>24997867
small f

>> No.24998377
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>>24998332
so has this brexit shit been going on for 5 years now? wtfucking fuck

>> No.24998405

>>24997867
Actually you might do decent if you hedged with VIX.

>> No.24998413
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THE DEAL WASN'T ENOUGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT KEEPS ON DUMPING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.24998414

>>24998377
Yeah. This new crash in the value of the £ is the virus though

>> No.24998432

WHEN THE FUCK DO I PULL OUT AND GO ALL CASH

>> No.24998441

>>24998373
sigh retard i dont think you understand. this has mutated in a year do you know what this means? retard?

it means it can keep mutating for fucking years, experimental vaccines coming out for years, people get sick from vaccines, no one wanting vaccines, it mutates again.

this could even be some fucking psychopath horror movie shit where the virus becomes twice as deadly or even worse like an actual deadly virus spreading around like the bubonic plague.

the world needs the lockdowns though we are fucking destroying the planet

>> No.24998446

>>24998258
Vacc pessimists have been about as wrong as antivaxx doomers. Your average Amerifat (non-senior, non-essential wagie) is still on schedule to have as many jabs as they want around April.

>>24998267
>In orange juice options trading, the underlying asset is one FCOJ-A futures contract. One such futures contact is worth 15,000 pounds of concentrated orange juice solids.
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/active-trading/042215/how-trade-orange-juice-options.asp

>> No.24998447

>>24998267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6VY5L1NfA

>> No.24998449
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>>24998332
BritAnons any good stocks we should keep an eye on?

>> No.24998453
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>>24998332
I hope you all shorted the Euro or pound on Friday. The signal was there

>> No.24998462

>>24998413
>-0.04%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.24998475

>>24998449
welp this fucked my rycey position at least i only bought 200 shares

>> No.24998485
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>>24998332
To make Britain competitive they need to dump the pound a lot desu.
Brits won't be able to travel, but at least they will have a job.

>> No.24998500

>>24998332
UK gonna switch its currency to Bitcoin to cut down on volatility.

>> No.24998502

>>24998305
I think a small stimulus like this won´t change much. Nothing about eviction proctection or the FED lending powers. The healthcare systems in EUrope are already on the brink of a collapse (if you believe these cunts), the new mutation will only make this worse.

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>>24998441
>sigh rrturd i dun fink yuu andastand rrturd
>bee affeard dis time its da end of da wurrld i promis dis tiem it endderdend fur reelz rrturd

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>>24998462
Don't mind me taking the easy way out, boyo

>> No.24998520

Obviously the solution to the UK economic crisis is to turn it into Pakistan.
HERE ME OUT.
Because women won't be able to work, there will be plenty of jobs for men.

>> No.24998521

>>24998503
fuck off anime poster

>> No.24998530
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>>24998446
>Vacc pessimists have been about as wrong as antivaxx doomers.
anti vaxxers accurately predicted the present day, and what is happening now is something you would have scoffed at a year ago

>> No.24998539
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Have a bag of UTZ anon

>> No.24998541

I’d be far more suspicious if the futures were big green. How many weeks did that turn around and fuck people?

>> No.24998554
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>>24998453
IF THE DOLLAR RISES, I CAN ONLY COOM SO HARD

>> No.24998556
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>>24998521
>nuuu stahp postan cartoons on a cartoon imageburrdd nuu stahp rrturd stahp!!!

>> No.24998567

>>24998453
Shorting the Euro doesnt seem like a good idea desu.
The ECB can't just "print" like the Fed and has no real plan. Shorting the pound is a gamble because nobody knows what will happen, for all we know we get a deal and the pound pumps or Britbongs leave kamikaze style and it dumps. Or vice versa. It's just pretty new.

But Forex is magic to me, so good for you if it works.

>> No.24998595

>>24998530
Nah, the crazy doomer shit bandied about a year ago had overreaches like "ADE CONFIRMED" and "we've NEVER made a vaccine against coronaviruses". Other camps threw out now-discredited shit about immunity wearing off, mutations being out of control, etc.

Don't get me wrong, things suck, but very few hype people have been right across the board.

>> No.24998600

Come on /VX , let's hit 100 !

>> No.24998603

>>24998449
>BritAnons any good stocks we should keep an eye on?

Personally I like VOD for the same reason anons here like T (I hold shares in both)

>> No.24998622

>S&P500 knocking on 3700 door
not like this..

>> No.24998629

RYCEY - I've got 5000 shares @ 2.118 avg. I don't give a damn. Cause I thank long term. By summer 2021 mask wearing will be seen like one of those short term fads. Like women and the water bottle. Used to be a woman wouldn't be caught dead out in public without the water bottle close by. My only regret is I won't get my $600 check till January so I'll have to wait till then to bag more shares. (Cause why put my own green on the line when I can use "free" green instead?)

>> No.24998630

>>24998112
>speedrun rollout a modified mRNA vaccine again


And again, and again, and again. You already get almost 80 injections. When will you say enough is enough? Or sheeple just take it like a good little bitch.

>> No.24998634

>>24998567
I think the Euro is the weakest currency.. don´t forget you have atleast 5-6 countries which have a debt to gdp ratio of over 100% (greek over 200%). The ECB is printing for years if you haven´t noticed.

>> No.24998635
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based comfy posters

>> No.24998637
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Reminder that tomorrow is the day the HCAC surge hits phase 2.

>> No.24998644

>>24998449
Games Workshop, Warhammer will be the only escapism for many for the years to come.

>> No.24998684
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>>24998629
What does Rolls Royce have to do with masks?

>> No.24998685
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>>24998595
no the idea of mass mandatory vaccines and a healthcare system that is basically a new take on the military industrial complex, then ushering in travel restrictions with vaccine cards (which are already used in china, not vaccine but clear testing), we have entered dystopia already and you are so wired by these people you still chuckle as if you are above it all. How close are we to digital currency? All our rights gone in a matter of months? You aren't capable of understanding I guess. People said this was going to happen and they were laughed at, now here you are thinking they are going to give up this power and easy money with a vaccine rollout lol.

>> No.24998711

>>24998637
I think you mean WKHS

>> No.24998714

>>24998644
WH is cucked, no go
>>24998622
down down down we go
cheapies soon

>> No.24998716

daily reminder that i would be rich if i knew how to invest in 2017 but i had shitty parents who dont care about anything and are brainlets

>> No.24998717

>>24998567
Its just a one day trade for me, thats pretty much how you have to do the forex, all TA and no FA and close as soon as possible

>> No.24998723

This is not the first mutation. Its nbd.

>> No.24998733

>>24998630
Buddy we don't even know if the strain really evades antibody response (i.e. people who had the original infection are hit at least, say, 80% as bad as people who've never had it).

Odds are the antibody response is general enough that if you're hit by or immunized against one strain, that's enough.

>> No.24998737

>>24998711
>he didn’t buy below $10 and sell at $30

>> No.24998748

>>24998723
this is the first one getting media attention for a reason

>> No.24998760

>>24998637
>Reminder that tomorrow is the day the HCAC surge hits phase 2.
Oh I haven't forgotten. I've got options on this one

>> No.24998772

>>24998748
because it spreads at 70% faster rate. i hosted dinner party and 50% of ppl there got infected. not spreading fud, its just what happened

they're all fine of course, meme virus

>> No.24998779

>>24998332
can't wait to get fucked selling my US stocks back to GBP

>> No.24998780

>>24998685
Oh I'm plenty capable of understanding and profited fine from the knowledge in Q1 but schizos wandering off and going full Qtard have lost the plot.

But hey, this is a market, we bet against each other and the correct person gets richer.

>> No.24998785

>>24998723
reality doesn't matter, only how much the news is making retard q. normalfag panic today

>> No.24998791

>>24998279
what a coincidence that it is just enough for a PS5/Xbox X and one game (if there was one)

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fellas im having a retard moment, if i set a limit sell order at 37 it will sell the shares when the stock reaches 37 right?

my retard brain is trying to tell me it will sell the shares at 37 a share even if the shares are above 37.

>> No.24998805

>>24997796
FUTURES ARE BLOOD FUCKING RED I AM GOING TO BE FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.24998814

>>24998748
The others got media attention also. That's how I know about them.

There was another major one out of spain a while ago. Google it.

>> No.24998827

>>24997872
GET THE ROPE READY ITS A STIMULUS DUMP

>> No.24998831

>>24998798
If there are open bids above 37, your broker should ensure you get those higher prices.

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>>24997796
comfy as fuck

>> No.24998849

MCD is so fucking comfy. MCD calls produce consistently

>> No.24998860

>>24998779
But this is good for selling your US stocks to get GBP, you'll get more GBP. This just isn't good for buying US stocks... which is what I was planning to do after December

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>>24998780
>q is the same as anti vaxx
>i understand what is happening
>laugh at the conspiracy theorists
>it was all a conspiracy
>it's actually happening but it's a conspiracy

it's not even hard to make money off of this, doesn't change reality and the fact that none of it is a conspiracy. You can wait and see how much we open up after this vaccine rollout, if you listened to what the "experts" were actually saying you would know we aren't scheduled to "go back to normal" until around May 2021, by that time there won't be a normal anyway though.

>> No.24998868

>>24998305
>I don't think people have grasped the impact of this new strain.
Yawn

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>>24998112
>Unironically it probably will. Even if WuFlu mutates too much for the antibodies, we can probably speedrun rollout a modified mRNA vaccine again in like 2 months. SSDD basically.

>> No.24998874

>>24998831
>If there are open bids above 37, your broker should ensure you get those higher prices.
are there blatant cases where a shitty broker just sells it for 37 anyways and pockets the rest for themselves?

>> No.24998883

>>24998772
yeah but if it keeps mutating who knows what will happen plus the more we keep people close together the faster it mutates

i dont fucking know were going to be locked down until 2024 and wearing masks for life and kids are gonna forced covid vaccines in schools now

>> No.24998885
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>>24998635
it's about to get even comfier anon

>> No.24998887

>>24998332
[[[They]]] are going to take down Britain first. Then Canada

>> No.24998895

>>24998737
>he thinks 30 is the top
oh nonono hahahaha

>> No.24998898

>>24998860
jeez.. who wants to invest in this overbought market

>> No.24998904

You now remember the mutation that caused millions of mink to be culled also.

>> No.24998915

>>24998798
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_best_bid_and_offer

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RAD and PLTR, so fucking comfy.

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>>24998868
is there a gayer virus than covid-19?
>j-j-just two more weeks

>> No.24998943

>>24998898
There is still plenty of value there

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>>24998305
>Now Germany, Italy, France and other EU countries have banned travel this afternoon.
It's the globohomo syndicate punishing you for the brexit you dumdum, muh coof is just the excuse, you must serve as an example so no others countries try to leave this tyrannical commie shitfest we call EU.

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So that's in then right? Almost another BILLION in stimulus, and definitely much more to come under Democratic administration next year.

Stocks go up permanently.

Period.

>> No.24998952

ppl went hard lockdown and it accomplished absolutely fucking nothing beyond destroying a lot of peoples lives. you ppl are insane if you think this shit is gonna be tolerated for another year when governments have proven to be beyond incompetent

>> No.24998953

>>24998922
flatten the curve is unironically gay
I want curves

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>>24998441
kill yourself. it's the safest thing for (you) to do.

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wagmi

>> No.24998970

Just bought some UTZ chips
Feels good to be putting money back in my wallet

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>>24998716
ON the same boat anon. Schooling, friends, family...all fucking useless.

Also, back from my run. I'm going to fuck a hot blonde chick tonight. Wish me luck boys ;).

>>24998883
Wait until the virus passes down to exotic animals. That's when the real fun starts ;).

Virus moving person to person doesn't mean too much.

>>24998922
AIDS?

>> No.24998985

I’m not even gonna bobo post, this shit will probably be blood green by morning.

>> No.24998989

hmmm some signs of strength
japan and australia green too
it ain't over til the fat lady sings

>> No.24998990

>>24998864
I'd say April or May are pretty good estimates, yeah. I don't think there's a lot that will change in the next 4 or 5 months.

>>24998870
Hey you can look up the timelines for yourself. It's regulatory approval + initial factory builds that hold things up.

>>24998874
lol probably

>> No.24999001

>>24998737
>he doesn't still have a fat stack of WKHS anyways

you don't get it, do you?

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All my biz anons have a BASED Christmas!

>> No.24999012

>>24998952
im not a biz anon, but i know one thing. everyone outside the non normie spaces that isnt a jew is nothing but cattle and they won't do shit but suck more government cock even if it kills them.

>> No.24999013

>>24998831
>>24998915
so if i want to sell shares at exactly 37 i need a market stop order right?

>> No.24999016

>>24998716
you're not alone there
clueless parents didn't just rob me of my chance at making it with stocks, also fucked my head and my salary up - had me programming on 24k thinking I was making bank and never pushing for more. Sure, comparatively to what I grew up in (100% welfare) it was damn good, but I lost out big time of what I could have earned, to think my employer was gleefully taking advantage of me like that, that still stings.

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>Why yes, I am invested in LCTX. Why do you ask anon?

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>>24999009
May Santa give you many gains in 2021 Anon ^^

>> No.24999052

CASH OUT SELL CASH OUT SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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>>24998106
>you guys know stocks wont just keep magically go up because they keep printing money
They absolutely will. The American Empire is collapsing rapidly but it will poomp for another decade or three, Europe too. The means of value creation (culture and people) are being eradicated so the only way forward is to HYPERINFLATE everything until it all explodes. There's no way back. Triple down, cash out at a good moment and pray to god the gov doesn't seize all assets (including houses) when the music stops.

>> No.24999058

>>24999009
And a very happy Hanukkah.

>> No.24999063

>>24997958
this is like corona 4, or 5?

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>>24999019
>I ask because you should be investing in TTCF instead anon

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>>24999009
>>24998968
>>24998916
>Klaus wants you to live in a pod instead of this

>> No.24999075

>>24998951
vs the 2 trillion in the last one this is chump change to appease the masses

>> No.24999080

>>24999054
>pray to god the gov doesn't seize all assets (including houses) when the music stops
I’m more worried about American Bolsheviks than the government

>> No.24999089

>>24999054
>Dollar Collapses
>New Fed Coin issued
>Society resumes

Likely outcome.

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>>24999054
>pray to god the gov doesn't seize all assets (including houses) when the music stops.

was getting caught part of your plan?

>> No.24999103

>>24998112
>complications from Pfizer vaccine: 3%
>complications from Corona-chan: 0.3%
Danke, Klaus!

>> No.24999112

>>24999013
Uh, no. A market order is "take whatever bids are out there". If the stock has 1 bid at $37.10, 1 at $37, and 1 at $36.90, and you try to sell 3 shares at a limit of $37, you'll hit the first two bids, selling two shares for $74.10, but not take on the last one.

A market order would have you just sell all 3.

>> No.24999118

>>24998975
>AIDS?
It's literally the same thing. (((covid))) is literally the flu with some AIDS glued over it.
What's even gayer is the populations doing nothing while the globohomo government is instauring their tyrannical bolchevik NWO. They prepared this entire farce since the 80's. And here we are, not even a dent in their plan, everything on schedule.

>> No.24999138

>>24999063
I mean, you can chop up the clades on NextStrain as much as you want, baby.

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>>24999064
>TTCF

>> No.24999182

>>24999103
>complications from Corona-chan: 0.3%
I'm pretty sure the complication rate's a bit higher than that, chief.

Besides, it's a 4-value comparison, isn't it? Deaths v. deaths and complications v. complications? On the first matchup, vaccine wins by an order of magnitude.

>> No.24999186

>>24999118
As much as I don't like the hysteria over the virus...it was the catalyst to the Golden Bull Market....

Glass half full, you know?

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>>24999047
>>24999058
Thank you anons! Stay Based!

>> No.24999201

Leave cheap shitcoins, don’t be an retard! Go base and make money while they are making rebase!

>> No.24999203

Tomorrow the bull trap activates.

>> No.24999206

>only getting $600 in NEETbux now
W-will uncle Joe pass another stimulus?

>> No.24999218

>>24998279
It's a big deal if your rent is 600$ and the gov has made it illegal for you to work.
What's the statistic, 50% of Americans have less than a 1000 bucks to their name?

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>>24999103
Wait until all the vaxxed NPCs notice they all are """false""" positives for AIDS. It will be hilarious.

>> No.24999222

>>24999118
>is literally the flu with some AIDS glued over it.
You realize that's a single Pajeet meme paper from six months ago, right? The Wuhan CDC modified a bat CoV to have extra ACE2 binding, not with any AIDS sequences.

>> No.24999224

>>24999206
yes

>> No.24999229

>>24999103
did you receive cancer from batch 3041x of the corona virus vaccine? youre compensated to 15,000 dollars contact us today

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post more comfys

>> No.24999246

>>24998071
>revenge of the nerds
fuck normies

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>>24999176
Santa Clause is seeing your portfolio and checking it twice.

Does it have TTCF anon?

You do like presents, right anon?

right?

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>Futures
We're back baby

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>>24999065
Stay strong anon and keep persevering!

>> No.24999269

>>24997872
Am also all in. Worst part is I went in near the top. REEEEEEEEE I SOMEHOW ALWATS SEEM TO TIME THE TOP. ONE OF MY THINGS HAS ALREADY DUMPED BY OVER 10%. IM GONNA BE MAD IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE A BLOW OFF TOP. I HAVE NEARLY NOTHING LEFT IN RESERVE. I LITERALLY WENT ALMOST ALL IN. EVEN THOUGH THE NUMBERS CHECKOUT THE MARKET IS IRRATIONAL AS HECK!

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>>24999186
I mean yeah, but it will end up just like venezuela, stonks will be breaking new highs every days but it still wont be enough to keep up with inflation.

>> No.24999279

>>24998989
and boom goes the dynamite
called it! a great fight to watch - hope you all were watching 1 minute chart!

>> No.24999282

>>24999206
No, he will do something more extravagant like eliminate student debt

>> No.24999288

>>24998258
>He actually looks like he already got the vaccine
kek

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>>24999224
>>24999206
No. Mitch is gonna doomp eet. Literally the only reason we got stimulus is because David Purdue (in Georgia) only got 49.99% of the vote vs the 50% required.

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>>24999239

>> No.24999305

So when do we jump on the uvxy and sqq train?
late jan?
mid feb?

I'm thinking mid jan to be honest, but that feels too soon.

>> No.24999310

>>24999219
Like almost every other hyped piece of media, you can bet against that. What, you think journalists suddenly understand science or are less hysterical than they are with Trump?

>The protein formed part of a molecular “clamp” that researchers placed on the spikes that surround the coronavirus and allow it to enter healthy cells. The clamp stabilizes the spikes, allowing the immune system to respond more effectively to the vaccine.

>The use of the H.I.V. protein posed no risk of infecting the volunteers with that virus, the researchers said. But the clamp generated the production of antibodies recognized by H.I.V. tests at higher levels than the scientists had expected.

>Because H.I.V. tests could not be rapidly re-engineered to account for this, the researchers decided to abandon development of the vaccine. Proceeding could have led to widespread anxiety among Australians that the vaccine could cause AIDS.

>> No.24999316

>>24999273
Chart looks like the Nasdaq... not very comfy...

>> No.24999333

>>24999305
Based retard

>> No.24999335
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>>24999239
Sure thing anon!

>> No.24999338

>>24999305
Need some time for the stimulus to run it's course, early feb sounds about right to me.

>> No.24999341

>>24999305
when they start rolling out the biden administrations covid plan, so probably early or mid february, people aren't paying attention yet

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>>24999305
I'm thinking 2022.

The fears of an interest rate hike is going to creep in sometime there.

BOBO is going to remember these days....He's going to outright fuck us in the butthole

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Bank Chads ww@?
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-12-18/fed-lets-banks-restart-stock-buybacks-following-stress-tests

>> No.24999359

Hey all...
Last week, I lost about 10% of my portfolio (after gaining 15% the week prior)...so I lost basically all of my profit from December...

It's fine. My hole isn't too deep, but I really need to start fresh this week. If anyone has any good moves I could look into, I would highly appreciate it. I can't have another week like the last...oh god, it hurt

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>>24998305
April - December comparison for UK:
>4X cases
>1/2 deaths
This is according to the official statistics released by the Health Ministry or wathever. New Strain more Contagious = Even Less Deadly.
The Bat is dead. Bury it.

>> No.24999358

>>24999219
>Melinda Gates: ‘Black People, Indigenous People’ Should Get Coronavirus Vaccine First
yea, false positives kek

>> No.24999364

>>24999009
>always wanted a big house with property to do cool stuff with
>finally get it
>only use a quarter of the house and never even enter the empty rooms or do anything with the property
>sell it
>move into a 1 bedroom cuck nest
>Just as happy
Eh the house meme was a failed experiment for me. Turns out I have no ambition or friends, just want to trade all day. At least I made a profit on the house.

>> No.24999366

>>24999294
Look at that foot and that TV!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKe_txwraMQ

U.S. Blacklists More Than 60 China Firms Including SMIC

always announcing this shit on weekends lol

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Should i buy some CDPR stock when it hits single digits on Monday because of the lawsuits?

>> No.24999390

Hey /biz/,absolute newfag here. Which Youtube channel can you recommend to give me the basic overview of investing game (and or day trade) and lead me to good sources to quickly learn the basics and start making those sweet sweet pennies from my 1000EUR initial budget? I need to get on Bransons cock before the succesful test and first commercial flight.

>> No.24999401

>>24999294
Route the cord behind the wall you lazy bitch.

>> No.24999403

>>24999364
i had the same experience and it was sobering. it made me realize why the older generation obsesses over their lawns, they feel like they have to make it worth it or something.

>> No.24999418

>>24999294
kek, look at that tiny cuck tv

>> No.24999426

>>24999390
>I need to get on Bransons cock before the succesful test and first commercial flight.
huh? they didn't schedule another one did they? spce is in limbo right now

I like tom nash and peter lynch videos

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>>24999310
yeah yeah, i got it, vaccine good for goyim.

>> No.24999447

>>24999381
no

>> No.24999448

>>24999364
>>24999403
it's because they had a family you sad lonely retards.

>> No.24999451

>>24999273
God I hope so

>> No.24999457

>>24999381
probably not desu
do they even have any other notable projects in development
they don't even have proper devs teams lmfao

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>>24999294
This person has the fattest calves I've ever seen.

>> No.24999471

>>24998634
I used to believe this until I realized that the Euro and the EU will NEVER be allowed to collapse because that would lead to the re-emergence of nation states and sovereign governance. The EU will seize every every asset of every citizen before they allow the Euro to fail.

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>>24999358
What Gates the good guy all along?

>> No.24999483

>>24999403
The fact of the matter is boomers are the most materialistic generation probably to ever exist. Millennials it turns out don't really care all that much about material things, really just want to have free time. It will be interesting to see how zoomers turn out.

>> No.24999484

>>24999206
Already promised that any current gibs are just a “down payment”

>> No.24999486

>>24999239
i sleep in a storage closet full of junk and the floor is covered in nothing but 5 year old crumbs and jizz and i dont even have enough room to stand up

>> No.24999491

>>24999448
>it's because they had a family you sad lonely retards.
is it? homeowning is a full time job and even with a family not worth it imo but ok, you can put a family in a condo. i would have liked to own a family when the codes and hoa weren't fucking nazis but no thanks now

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Umm bros

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>>24999441
I mean, you can totally short cruise stocks or whatever even more and go broke. It's a free market.

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flexing

>> No.24999529

>>24999472
Nope

>> No.24999537

>>24999494
China *will* grow larger

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>> No.24999546

>>24999451
Not lonely, no point in having a family. I just don't need much to be happy. Don't need friends, don't need a new car, don't need a fancy house. The closest thing I want to friends is extremely autistic people like you here.

>> No.24999547

>>24999447
I don't think so either lol. fuckers will probably get bought up by Microsoft at this rate.

>> No.24999550

>Ontario, London going into lockdown
>most EU countries banning UK flights
>stimulus passes
>more vaccines being administered

Green Day tmrw

>> No.24999555

>>24999494
Well, even Chinese people need to eat

>> No.24999567

>>24999471
The EU is a neoliberal suicide pact, they're just going to collapse into nationalist infighting since they don't have any unity and their EU government exists to preset an economic united front, not social or political.

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>>24999451
Only way for you to 'hope so' is if you hold some gold & silver alongside stonks. You should take a look at the interstellar boomer rocks' moon mission between 2017-2020 in Venezuela. It was in the million multiplier range. Truly orgasmic to look at the price chart.

>> No.24999570

>>24999513
I want to visit and leave a wet towel right in the middle of that floor, brush my teeth and splash water all over the mirror, and leave the toilet seat up while making the sure the water keeps running after i flush.

>> No.24999571

>>24999486
Sounds comfy

>> No.24999579

sentinel RSI is oversold

>> No.24999599

>>24999545
>Macbook being the centerpiece of the photo
Dropped. Obviously a faggot lives there.

>> No.24999645

>>24999426
no, but it would be one of the few markets I know something about right off the bat, I see it dropping after the last test, but it aint gonna drop much, because it was just a software hickup and they want to go soon (weeks, units of months) and when that is a sucess, the game changes, they start doing tourism and I would guess the stocks go up. I want to have atleast something that could help me with portfolio building.

Thx for the channels, I am literally learning lingo and how this whole mess works, so I am in the 101 class for retarded cretins

>> No.24999670

>>24999567
The point of the EU was that after ww2 some elites felt that the peasants were too irresponsible for democracy.

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>>24999294

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>>24999508
No thanks, instead i'll go long on cyber security firms.
Herr Schwab made it clear the new (((threat))) for worldwide stability is no longer covid but russians hackers.
And, just by miracle, since he announced his 'prophecy' there is a constant flow of news about muh hackers.
>if you can't beat them, join them

Sadly i don't know shit about this sector, so if some anons have tips about what are good cyber sec companies to spec on, that would be nice to share!

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>>24999555
Checked, comrade. However, as to your assertion, hmmm... are you sure?

>> No.24999697

>>24999513
with what? Your tastes?

>> No.24999718

>>24999684
Telos is all you need

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24999720

>>24999494
Bullish for TTCF

Don't eat the pigs.

>> No.24999729

>>24999684
look at feye

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USPS NOT INCLUDED IN THE STIMULUS
WKHS BROS.....ITS OVER

>> No.24999749

anyone got a guide to insider trading they would reccomend? youtube channels? books?

>> No.24999753

>>24999571
its literally fucking hell i hate my shitty parents more than anything and i wish i could go back in time and kill them before this fucking mess of a life ever existed and get to have my last memory being watching them die

>> No.24999760

>>24999364
A house is nothing but a shelter from the harsh environment, you need to fill it with the appropriate amount of people to make it hospitable, this can not be bought. The cabin in the woods or the small house in the countryside is the ideal solution for those of us who are unable to start families due to autism. The loneliness will never go away but in time we can find peace, I'm sure of it.

>> No.24999764

SNDL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoasJLe8L9g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kG4AvndFbU

>> No.24999769
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New taxes on options trading in Germany 2021

Buy option for $1 and sell for $200000
Then buy option for $200000 and sell for $0
Net gain: -$1
Taxes to be paid: $50000

>> No.24999783

>>24999684
>anime body pillows
Are those something that people take seriously when they buy them or is it just a meme?

>> No.24999801

>>24999441
>Breaking: UK to create new Ministry Of Truth
We're beyond parody.

>> No.24999808

do i still get free gibs if i just got a job?

>> No.24999815
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>>24999718
But i'm already all in Telos fren! I thought you told me to diversify a bit last week.. If possible i'd like to have something like 50% telos / 15% / 15% / 20% onto 3 others companies.

>>24999729
Looking rn, thanks fren.

>> No.24999817

>>24999696
>>24999720
>>24999555
The point is that swine viruses can easily jump to humans. Chyna may very well be setting the stage for a new pandemic.

>> No.24999836

>>24999473
He's a Malthusian. Malthusians are the Niggers of Social Darwinism. Fuck him.

>> No.24999837

i make sure to use adblocker on youtube so those pieces of shit with better lives dont get a dime for entertaining me

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>>24999745
DELETE THIS

>> No.24999853

>>24999570
lol

>> No.24999869

>>24999645
i'm starting out too, but did ok this year so far. At this point I'm just trying not to lose what I made. I would suggest looking for the guys that tell you what NOT to do, Tom Nash does that and so does another channel called coffeezilla. They do some instructional stuff but if you learn how to read an SEC report and all that crap you can put that together on your own, I mainly like them because they helped me avoid the scam bullshit that is out there.

>> No.24999878

>>24999483
>Millennials it turns out don't really care all that much about material things, really just want to have free time. It will be interesting to see how zoomers turn out.

that's fucking bullshit mlliennials are just as materialistic, they just have sour grapes because they can't afford shit in this economy

zoomers are even worse with all the "subtle" advertising on YouTube, my nephew is obsessed and must have the latest tech, mech keyboards, etc because of channels like Unbox Therapy and Linus Tech Tips. The thing is, his interest in these things are so shallow and minute the moment he gets bored of it, the thing never gets used again. His rich parents got him a fucking $1200 drone only to never touch it again in a month. These channels are selling a lifestyle. Owning things means you are a "gamer". You are "hip". You are a "nerd". Zoomers were born into a consoom lifestyle and i feel bad for them

>> No.24999892

>>24999753
What did they do to you?
>>24999760
I don't know, I always thought about all the cool things I'd buy once I was financially stable and as it turns out I don't really want anything. Even if I was a multi-millionaire I'd probably still live in a one bedroom condo, drive the same car, play vidya, and just shit post here. I guess that's a good quality to not want unnecessary shit.

>> No.24999896
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PLTR

>> No.24999899

>>24999745
???

>Post Office. The proposal makes clear that the $10 billion of aid initially earmarked for the USPS in the CARES Act would not require repayment.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphillipserb/2020/12/20/congress-reaches-an-agreement-on-a-relief-package-including-new-stimulus-checks/?sh=6aa98369c5e6

>> No.24999901

>>24999836
I know fren, i know... Surprised no one tempted to kill this faggot already. It can't be this hard, he's constantly shilling his poison all around the globe.

>> No.24999914

>>24999892
they make fucking 6 figures a year having fun and have better parents and a nicer house then me while i got fucking garbages in a third world shit hole and i cant even get one fucking nice thing happen to me

>> No.24999942

>>24999769
es gibt ein freibetrag du depp

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>>24999769
You guys can't deduct capital gains losses?

>> No.24999969

>>24999568
I own sp500 hedged to euros
I'm good unless blackrock goes bankrupt

>> No.24999970

>>24997867
Like, in march? Why you say this? Fed's gonna keep pumping until there are violent riots in the street.

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$600 bump going right into the stock market ;).

>> No.24999980

>>24999567
>EU government exists to preset an economic united front
That was decades ago. The EU's purpose is to push liberal Ideology, import Migrants and keep Germans poor so they don't rebel again.

>> No.24999983

>>24999899
I mean, this is a big deal for USPS and very bullish for WKHS. Part of the reason they delayed the EV contract announcement was arguments with Congress over if this money was in the bank

And now the new stimulus has confirmed that the $10 billion is all theirs

>> No.24999986

Digits and GRT $9 eoy

>> No.24999989

>>24999769
at that point, just start a revolution.

>> No.24999991

BLOOD GREEN FUTURES

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If this post rolls >>24999999 every single person ITT will acquire (and keep) great riches and will live a long, meaningful, happy life
>rolling

>> No.25000005

Why aren't futures up at least 200 points?

>> No.25000011

>>24999869
yeah, I find the NOT dos the best for when you can put 1+1 together yourself and want something to digest while you are learning the actual terminology. Also they always explain why is it a bad idea. And OFC I am trying to watch as much as I can to be able to drop some grains of salt on the opinions of those random youtubers. (they do in the end put a lot of effort into youtube itself for a reason)

>> No.25000016

>>25000005
Because $UK dropped to 0 overnight.

>> No.25000026

>>24999997
NOOOOOOO

>> No.25000031

>>24999997
>ya blew it

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>>24999983
You thinking of what I'm thinking ;)...

>> No.25000039

>>24999978
When are we getting our gibs

>> No.25000043

>>24999978
>tfw barely missed the cut off because of dividends in addition to my normal wages

>> No.25000044
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>>24999769

>> No.25000046

Y’all better buy $600 worth of PLTR opening bell

>> No.25000054

daily reminder short selling is good and enables better price discovery while disincentivizes corporations to avoid taxes

>> No.25000057

>>24999914
Whoa what? What do you mean they have better parents than you? You mean your grandparents? Do you live in a different country than them?

>> No.25000063

>>25000038
>*neighhhh*

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>>24999997
In the end, it all returns to dust...

>> No.25000071

>>24999978
I'm surprised they didn't make it so you had to get the vaccine to be eligible

>> No.25000078

>>24999978
Right into PLTR judging by the popularity to price ratio.

>> No.25000080

>>24999997
Damn, what a waste of a get.

>> No.25000087

>>24999951
Well, 20k now, it used to be infinite like any normal country
So in the example it would be 45k taxes (limitless in theory), on 0 income

>> No.25000090

>>25000057
my parents are fucking alcoholics that live in a broken down third world shit hole house and never gave me anything and set me up for failure in every way

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>>25000039
My guess

Within 2 weeks.

>>25000063
PIC

>>25000071
Probably in the next stimulus.

>> No.25000121

>>24999783
They're just sextoys. Many purchases are joke gifts though, I'd assume.

>> No.25000122

>>25000090
Damnit I want to know more. Will wait until a fresh bread is baked.

>> No.25000131

>>25000071
If we get a 3rd stimulus, I'm almost certain it'll tie to vaccines.
>yes goyim, you have annuda 600 dollars, but goy, I have a deal for ya, why dontcha take dis vaccine and get 1500 dollars instead

>> No.25000152

new thread
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>>25000118
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new thread
>>25000118
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>>25000118

last one for me, someone else plan on baking

>> No.25000155

>>24999494
>Chinese factory pig farm
Hell on earth. Support your local family farmers you insufferable cityfags

>> No.25000186

>>24997796
Steel gang rise up

>> No.25000226

>>25000131
I honesty doubt there will be a 3rd direct stimulus for individuals. Maybe for struggling fields like airlines and hotels and shit. Not to Americans

>”What do you mean goyim! It’s already April, you just got a payment in January. And we’re nice enough to extend your tax due date a whole 3 months until July! And the vaccine is changing everything. You can get yours in a few weeks. Don’t worry friend. We will go back to normal. Just get the vaccine goyim. More powerful then any stimulus could ever be”

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JVA

>> No.25000258

>>24997847
Based steel poster

>> No.25000582

>>24998716
Fuck off with your woe is me shit already, you insufferable cunt. We all got fucked over in some way

>> No.25000747

>>24999718
Bought in at $26.50. 50 shares, like 12% of my portfolio.

Sweating bullets