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Charles Hoskinson, CEO of IOHK, sees this post, what do you want to tell him?

>> No.24995915

How many hookers has he fucked?

>> No.24995927

>>24995885
You made a good smart contract platform and I'm really excited to see how things progress because I can see Cardano being a strong competitor to ETH

>> No.24995930
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comb that beard you heckin big chonker

>> No.24995949

>>24995885
You’ll always be ugly

>> No.24995952

Are you really going to ask the CEO or cardano, a ethererun founder to locate this thread by himself?

>> No.24995959

>>24995915
do traps count?

>> No.24996022

ADA will be eating ETH meals...it's an inevitability!

>> No.24996023

>>24995952
He uses advanced arachnid skimmers to collect all posts mentioning cardano or Charles Hoskinson and compile them into chronicles that he then reads while sipping expensive grape juice.

Hi Charles, how the hell are ya today? Looks like the market is going to shit right now so I'm financially ruined again. Hope your lambo is doing well. Send me some homegrown vegetables some day.

>> No.24996158

>>24996023
Charles Hoskinson, CEO of IOHK of Cardano, how much onions is in your diet?

>> No.24996249

you act like a complete clown and I think you don't even realise.

>> No.24996303

>>24995885
That guy gets fucked in the ass.

>> No.24996306

ETH 2.0 can't melt steam bells

>> No.24996330

>>24995885
I think Charles Hoskinson is really handsome and I think Cardano is a great project. Wont go parabolic yet, it's going to get fudded as lack of news until goguen causes a price decline.

Charles is still really handsome and I would very much like to go on a gay date with him and cuddle up and talk about hydra's tps trajectory and the need for scalable decentralized non-inflationary global blockchain based currency.

>> No.24996387

>>24996303
God, I fucking wish. I would LOVE to top him. SO FUCKING BADLY. I would stare directly into his fucking eyes as I cum inside him. I would cuddle him all night long and tell him that I love him over and over again, stroking his fuzzy beard and chest hair. He is built for cuddling.

>> No.24996425

>>24996249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7MeJionPMA

When has Charles ever done anything this embarrassing? When has anyone else...in the history of the world...ever done something this embarrassing, actually?

>> No.24996479

>>24996425
he's a clown too. This is why LINK is the only legitimate thing in this clown industry. Imagine Sergey ever acting like a clown ever

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24996492

Charles is one of a few people uniquely positioned to unseat the Jews from their position of financial domination, and if he does so will be the most consequential human to have lived in this time, and will be remembered moreso than Satoshi Nakamoto. Children will sing songs about him at several points throughout the year.

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How big yo API3 bags Charlie?

>> No.24996607
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>>24996479
A blockchain agnostic ERC-677 decentralized oracle minted token will never be a substitute for a first layer solution, dumbass. Bitcoin is legacyware at this point and can't handle tps to function as an actual currency. Growing uncertainty between currencies has made crypto not a speculative investment, but rather an absolute need. I'm not telling you to invest in Cardano, but don't all in Chainlink for the love of god. Bitcoin could pull through with dApps such as lightning, but a robust network built on sound peer review code is not just a meme. Also I want to cum inside Charles so bad.

>> No.24996660

>>24996607
cardano and all "eth killers" are going absolutely fucking nowhere and you know it.

>> No.24996758
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>>24996660
>Eth 2.0
>Eth 3.0
>Eth 4.0
>Eth 5.0

Cardano 1.0 forever. Now, can we please keep this discussion to how handsome Charles Hoskinson is and post pictures of him being a snuggly little teddy bear?

Gay anons into snuggly bears ONLY.

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>>24996758
Straightfags fuck off. CHARLES is SO cute. Please god come out as gay, Charles. I want you so bad. I want to kiss you SO bad.

>> No.24996951
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that look charles gives when he's been up all night single handedly coding Goguen while updating shelley but has fun playful sex with you all night before a big conference and so he hasn't slept in 24 hours

>> No.24997072
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>still investing in unicorn twink when Chad burly bear who owns farm and lambo exist

Yeah, right. It's snug season. Get yourself a big boy.

>> No.24997224

>>24996860
he is a known faggot, you faggot

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>>24997224
Source? I want to date him right now. He posted on twitter about having a GF, but I've never seen ANY evidence of his /biz/-alleged homosexuality posted anywhere. Stop making me fucking crush on him more. It's not healthy at this point to crush on a computer screen just because I'm sapio and so interested in what he has to say. :(

I will contact him asking him out on a date right now right now if there is any evidence of him being gay.

>> No.24997394

>>24997347
Daw just look at his fucking smile. I'm recently single -- can /biz/ get me on a date with Charles Hoskinson? : )

>> No.24997398

>>24996479
I haven't even seen Sergey crack more than a slight smirk.

>> No.24997457

>>24997398
While, I don't agree with Charles's libertarian politics myself -- I always appreciate what he has to say and he's one of the critical thinkers of the 21st century able to verbalize ideas in such a way to make me question my own reality. He is just fricken special. Now, can someone suggest to me he's gay? I will slide into his DMs in like 5 minutes and drive 1,000 miles to date this guy.

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>>24996951
>>24996951

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>>24995885

>> No.24997563

>>24997347
>GF
no, it was a literal trap and that IOHK dev trans weirdo

>> No.24997573
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More information about Charles's sexuality, please.

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>>24995885

>> No.24997624

Hello Charles, I hold 10k of your coin, when $1000 per token?

>> No.24997636
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Charles is cute. : )

>> No.24997713

>>24997563
Please for the love of god source.

>> No.24997784
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24997784

Dude seems straight if you ask me, but there's no clear evidence either way.

>> No.24997888

>>24995885
I really believe in ada and have a big stack, but how ada going to reach $10 when there are so many around?

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>>24995885
I like his cosplay outfit.

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>>24997891
Not cute at all. Lame. Not charles. Fuck off.

>> No.24997985
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Reasons charles is cute:
1. His big brown eyes
2. He has good taste in glasses
3. Wonderfully scruffy and disheveled look
4. Cute little button nose
5. Perfect lips
6. Extremely intelligent
7. Passionate, driven personality
8. Always happy
9. Perfect size for snuggling
10. Almost always in a good mood and having an optimistic outlook on life despite being passionate about many topics

I could continue!

>> No.24998007

>>24997985
I bet he had intercouse with that bird.

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>>24998007
How do you even have sex with a bird that makes no sense. Go back to investing in RLC.

>> No.24998197

>>24995885
What is the home page all about? And why is it so hypnotic and fun to watch?

>> No.24998214
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24998214

Look at how cold he must be. Needs snuggling. I will not stop cuteposting Charles until thread hits limit, btw.

>> No.24998217

>>24995885
you're ugly and fat, no amount of money will ever change that

>> No.24998253

>>24995885
Charles is the epitome of a pussy kek

>> No.24998303
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>>24998217
Post face, nerd. Charles is a sexy fucking Chad changing the world with thought and you're mad behind a keyboard.

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24998546

Had to change to ethernet. You guys didn't think you were done with me just yet, right? Limit is a limit. This is a CHARLES IS CUTE thread.

>> No.24998590
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He looks particularly handsome with slightly longer hair imo. Charles is cute.

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I can't be the only person in the entire crypto space who finds this man to be insanely attractive, can I? Come on Charles fans, this is a gay4charles thread.

>> No.24998697

>>24995885
You hiring?

>> No.24998721
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He is so fucking cute.

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Judging by this slight glimpse at Charle's chest -- you know Cardano will do well in a bear's market, if you know what I mean.

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Okay, I know I said I would reach the limit, but I actually have to compose music and do something with my life instead of refresh graphs like a psychopath because it's too snowy to leave my apartment all day.

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Fuck it. One last one. Charles Hoskinson of Cardano, head of IOHK, I think you're the world's cutest chad -- very sincerely. : )

I hope the nicest of all weeks to you.

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>>24998972
Oh and happy holidays, you scruffy little guy.