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>> No.24994226

GHIV

>> No.24994237
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Lel
>The state of California has appealed a judge's order allowing businesses in San Diego County with restaurant services that follow safety protocols to remain open.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/531009-california-appeals-court-order-allowing-strip-clubs-to-remain-open

>> No.24994238

>>24994226

You need to have 0 IQ to need be invested already

>> No.24994243
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24994243

Fourth for leveraged ETFs

>> No.24994244

I'm finna make some dinner

>> No.24994245

3rd for NPA

>> No.24994253
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24994253

>>24994190
>Mutation news

>> No.24994255
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24994255

Reposting for my VALE bros
https://headtopics.com/br/brumadinho-suspende-alvar-da-vale-ap-s-deslizamento-matar-funcion-rio-17561226
>Brumadinho suspende alvará da Vale após deslizamento matar funcionário
Brumadinho suspends Vale license after landslide kills employee
>PublicidadeA morte de um operadorde retroescavadeira que trabalhava na mina de Córrego do Feijão, emBrumadinho (MG)fez com que a prefeitura da cidade suspendesse o alvará de funcionamento e localização daValee suas terceirizadas no município.A medida foi publicada neste sábado, 19, em uma edição extra do Diário Oficial da cidade.
The death of a backhoe operator who worked at the Córrego do Feijão mine in Brumadinho (MG) caused the city government to suspend the operating license and location of Valee and its contractors in the municipality. The measure was published on Saturday, 19 extra edition of the Official Gazette of the city.

After doing a LOT more digging (and someone please link it if you can find evidence to the contrary) the Córrego do Feijão mine located near Brumadinho is not / has not ever been expected to resume operations and produce iron again

I cannot find anything either in VALE's investing documents or anywhere online indicating that the Córrego do Feijão mine is/was expected to be producing ore ever again
As such, this event may be an even bigger nothing burger than I originally thought, since the production of iron isn’t affected whatsoever
It doesn't matter if VALE had their license suspended to do maintenance at a dead mine.
I had originally posted that this would result in 7 million tons less iron - I was very wrong about this - that's the Samarco mine near Minas Gerais (which is currently getting up and running)

There still might be a sell-off on Monday pre-market as this news will take time to reach foreign investors - but I would not worry or panic sell. If it does dip - buy the dip. The fundamentals have not changed

>> No.24994274
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24994274

Good morning my little anons.

Just know that I love you all. In the least gayest way possible.

Don't buy: OTCM: LFAP

Buy: TTCF, NIO & HYLN

>> No.24994280

About to go eat some bat soup, what are you having for dinner tonight, /smg/ ?

>> No.24994281

Reminder: >>24993736
Buy $UUUU before all the crypto twitter shills do.

>> No.24994310
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24994310

finna invest in raytheon technologies corporation

>> No.24994315
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>>24994255
Investing in anything other than american.
>ngmi

>> No.24994322

>>24994280
I'm gonna nip down to a pub in London before catching my flight back to New York.

Hoping to sleep off this cold on the plane though.

>> No.24994329

Reminder that RYCEY is way too SPYCEY

>> No.24994337

Short all plant based meat companies, lab grown meat is here. Singapore has debuted the first lab grown meat.

>> No.24994339

>>24994280
no dont do it u will get the caroonas

>> No.24994343
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24994343

>>24994280
Blonde girl vag.

Hopefully she cleans the yeast and smegma off for me.

>> No.24994350

>>24994310
>Named Raytheon
>Doesn't sell a single death ray
False advertising.

>> No.24994373

Is Raytheon a good buy unironically?

>> No.24994375

What ticker should I look into if I drink wine from a coffee mug?

>> No.24994382

>>24994244
Whachoo finna make breh?

>> No.24994384
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24994384

>>24994343
>Bobo dating a disgusting whore
Imagine my surprise

>> No.24994394

>>24994373
yes, sure. missiles and shit

>> No.24994401

>>24994329
>nothing is too SPYCEY for Londoners and their love for curry with their saaj paneer

>> No.24994407

>>24994238
finna boutta beat ya ass lil punk

>> No.24994410

>>24994375
BOTY champ

>> No.24994423

>>24994375
UTZ

>> No.24994427
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24994427

finna post sum C

>> No.24994433

>>24994375
Invest in cats, sweaters, and anti-depressants.

>> No.24994445

>>24994407

I meant you need 0 IQ to not be invested already, sorry

>> No.24994448

>>24994401
Yes sir, curry very good sir. Please buy HZON.

>> No.24994458

vale will crash at 4:01 am
set your alarm and sell sell sell

>> No.24994463
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24994463

welllllLLLLL I'm just here to remind you in the South that wellllll we invest in UUUU here for American REE independence down here in the South we wellllllll

>> No.24994499
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24994499

what would your average day look like after you've made it?

>> No.24994503
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>>24994350
>implying

>>24994373
It may be if you think this current situation will lead to increased US-China military posturing. It may not be if US can't fund its deficit spending.

>> No.24994506
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Wage slaving, what should I research in preparation for tommorow with my Christmas money

>> No.24994508

>>24994373
It's the superior version of Boeing. Kind of sucks that it's half commercial aviation now, was good as a defense pure play.

>> No.24994513

Deffo sell rr tomorrow n U.K. stocks we are fucked, lucky I hold usd stocks

>> No.24994515

>>24994255
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3646026-rally-in-mining-stocks-seen-powering-2021-analysts-say
(December 19, 2020)
>Rally in mining stocks seen powering into 2021, analysts say
>Trillions of dollars in government stimulus, the COVID-19 vaccine rollout and China's insatiable demand for raw materials has convinced analysts that this year's surge in mining companies has more room to run, Bloomberg reports.

>> No.24994519

UVXY calls?

>> No.24994532
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24994532

TQQQ
SOXL
GME
OPTI
PLTR
WKHS
HYLN
NET
VALE
Dont be a coward

>> No.24994540

>>24994506
faggot face

>> No.24994542
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24994542

What is /smg/'s opinion on cryptocurrency institutional investors? I don't want to just plunge into crypto at random and lose my money to Prakesh Xiang, but I like the idea of taking advantage of the potential surges in value that is more characteristic of crypto than sotcks, but in a less dangerous way than doing it all myself.

>> No.24994553

>>24994503
OK, maybe that counts as a death ray. Assuming it can at least blind people and isn't some lame "only works against missiles or satellites or drone cameras" bullshit.

>> No.24994571
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>>24994540
Probably one of the better looking /biz/ bros. Kill yourself basement dweller

>> No.24994582

>>24994448
part of my list of needfuls

>> No.24994585

>>24994542
You lost out on the ethe split didn’t you?

>> No.24994595

>>24994542
>but I like the idea of taking advantage of the potential surges in value that is more characteristic of crypto than sotcks, but in a less dangerous way than doing it all myself.
don't we all.....I don't think you are going to find a safe and sound crypto investment

>> No.24994598
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>>24994384
Poor Bobo, you leave him alone. He's been hurt enough.

Plus Phoebe was the hottest girl in the class in Hey Arnold. Everybody knows that.

>>24994373
Yes, a good military/airline play.

>> No.24994600

>>24994506
The uranium sector, shits about to moon.

>> No.24994610

>>24994571
hosting a sentinel whitelabel is more profitable then dropshipping

>> No.24994613
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>>24994499
cunny all day, but no dirty 3d though

>> No.24994622

>>24994571
got on your phone to samefag I see
fuck off back to facebook, retarded attention whore

>> No.24994625

New airline bailout. Come fly with me.

>> No.24994637

>>24994506
https://www.proactiveinvestors.com.au/companies/news/936046/uranium-stocks-on-the-move-as-us-senate-approves-reserve-bill-936046.html

>> No.24994639

honest question cause its the weekend
Which crypto exchange do you guys use/ like the most? I hate coinbase. Might use And how much did you make form crypto gains the past few years?
I know a lot of people have capital from crypto they play with in stocks, go ahead and brag
. im gonna buy the graph hopefully it blows up like LINK.

>> No.24994663

>>24994585
No idea, but sure I guess.

>> No.24994678
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24994678

FYI

>> No.24994692
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>>24994622
You the one shitting on other guys. I’m not samefagging nigger

>> No.24994694
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>>24994639
I've been looking into BlockFi
...
Desu

>> No.24994714

>>24994678
>buys random shit
she's a scam artist

>> No.24994724
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https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1340770483822850057
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

>> No.24994737

>>24994663
Look into grayscale trusts if you want be investing in crypto indirectly. GBTC, ETHE, GDLC etc etc

>> No.24994752

>>24994692
>talking like a nigger while defending an attention whore
yeah definitely do us a favor and fuck off back to facebook

>> No.24994754
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24994754

PLTR

>> No.24994755

>>24994694
what about gemini that is UA based, or binance.us? what you hodlin?

>> No.24994774
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LCTX....Stem Cells and Cell Replacement Therapy are the future of healthcare.
DRY AMD (#1 cause of blindness) https://investor.lineagecell.com/news-releases/news-release-details/lineage-cell-therapeutics-presents-new-opregenr-data-dry-amd-ga

Spinal Cord Injury: https://investor.lineagecell.com/news-releases/news-release-details/lineage-cell-therapeutics-provides-update-opc1-cell-therapy-0
Pic related: https://blog.cirm.ca.gov/2020/12/10/making-a-good-thing-better/

>> No.24994784
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>>24994724
oh fuck yes, more cheapies

>> No.24994799

>>24994724
NICE
CHEAPIES SOON
DOWN DOWN DOWN WE GO

>> No.24994808

Alright bros, are we officially so clowned in 2020 that its a "buy the news" moment tomorrow?

>> No.24994809
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>>24994752
>guys posts his face
>call him a faggot for no reason
Go throw away your piss jugs loser. At least he’s employed

>> No.24994825
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24994825

Please do the needful and buy UTZ sir, please support the CUNNY industry.

>> No.24994848

>>24994809
>for no reason
maybe because this isn't /soc/ or fucking facebook, braindead cunt

>> No.24994855

>>24994540
T.Seething Mutt with Brown Eyes

>> No.24994868

>>24994724
https://youtu.be/A2VpR8HahKc

>> No.24994875

>>24994809
>guys posts his face
>call him a faggot for no reason
Well if you weren't fresh off the boat you'd know that face posting is supposed to be met with scorn

>> No.24994912

>>24994190
First for COVID CRASH 2.0
>mainland Europe stops flights from UK
>Saudi Arabia closed borders
>no-deal brexit
RED CANDLES

>> No.24994933

>>24994809
>call him a faggot for no reason
There is a reason though, the reason is he's clearly a fucking faggot.

>> No.24994946

IM GOING ALL CASH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.24994960

>>24994912
Unironically this may happen if uncertainty pushes the market down
>I can't fucking wait and I hope we get March again, we might after EOY 2020 since bankers will have a new year to meet quotas

>> No.24994965

but but but the vaccine!

>> No.24994968

Why are so many iPhone apps IPOing this year

>> No.24994975
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>https://www.accuweather.com/en/space-news/christmas-star-planets-to-align-on-winter-solstice-shine-together-like-1-bright-star/863972

any TA wizards here who can tell me how to play this one?

>> No.24994976
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>>24994912
FUCK EVERYBODY SQQQ EVERYDAY ALL DAY FUCK WALL STREET FUCK A /SMG/ POSTER SQQQ MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.24994979
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>>24994755
I'm newer into crypto.

So far, I'm on Coinbase like a newfag. Only holding ChainLink.

I need to get my ass into Binance, just too lazy...

BlockFi offers interest on my BitCoin holdings. Makes me hard, desu.

>>24994855
This is a little too personal for me -.-.

>> No.24994982

boomers and 'essential workers' get the vaccine next
does that include retail wagecucks?

>> No.24994993

>>24994968
Everyone's trying to get on the speculation train
i.e. dot com bubble 2

>> No.24994996

NIGGA HALF MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO IS CRSR, IM STAYING UP ALL NIGHT TO SELL WHEN THE MARKET OPENS AT 4
FUCK FUCK ITS HAPPENING

>> No.24995024

>>24994960
why would you want this? you want the end of the world or something? we're just gonna be fucked if shit crashes again, we have no recourse left after we spent the last of our ammo on the last one with QE infinity. there's nothing beyond infinity.

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>>24994982
Evil thoughts cloud my mind if my employer forces me to take the vaccine -.-.

>> No.24995066

Christmas crash? the jews would never...

>> No.24995070

>>24995024
bing bing it always goes up holmes
either way I have hedges and way to make money so I win either way

>> No.24995076
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>>24995024
Why? Becasue I might make 1-200 bucks off SQQQ if the world ends, so FUCKING END THIS SHIT I WANT TO EAT DINNER AT CHILLIS EVERY NIGHT WHILE THE WORLD BURNS AND I NEED THE DINERO TO DO IT!

>> No.24995092

>>24994639
Invest in a gun and shoot yourself with it

>> No.24995114

>>24994982
just quit your job and learn to day trade. finally escape the wage slave life style.

>> No.24995122
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>>24994506
HCAC fellow /biz/ chad

>> No.24995125

What is the point of stocks? You do realize it’s just a giant casino, right? A share of a company has no more intrinsic value than a napkin or a piece of toilet paper. You realize you’re just paying hundreds or thousands of dollars for numbers on a screen with nothing of any value behind them, right?

>> No.24995152

>millennial hedgies tripping over themselves to add their names to a privately controlled public ledger
>the currency has only ever been used to buy drugs
When will hedgies ever NOT be outperformed by index funds?

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>>24994724
>Saudis lockdown in containment cage
>OPEC++ basically dead

Hang on to your nickers, anonitos

Moon mission countdown begins.

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I pulled all out of VTI last week and switched to a portfolio that will survive the impending US tech bubble pop...

20% DGS - this is an ETF that mainly has small cap undervalued Taiwanese and Hong Kong stocks. Some China, Russia as well. It screens for dividends to avoid scams. Risk, return is very high.

20% defense companies: RTX, NOC, GD, LMT. This is purely to hedge DGS in case of war.

20% Tobacco: BTI, PM, MO for the dividends

10% TJ Maxx because women love that shit

10% Goldman sachs because jews

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24995174

What sectors are going to crash this week? The entire market? Will tech be spared?

>> No.24995177

>>24995125
Go shit in your hat you fag

>> No.24995188

>>24994499
Wake up surrounded by my harem of hot young sluts. Check the market, make some moves, and eat breakfast that the best cook of the sluts made for me (you keep one around who can cook). The rest of the day would consist of doing whatever little shit I want to get into that day slash having sex with said harem

>> No.24995198

>>24994996
I'm sorry for your losses anon.

>> No.24995201

>>24995125
>Muh piece of paper fallacy
No owning shares in a company is not equivalent to a cumrag you mongoloid

>> No.24995203

>>24995125
>what is the point of cash when the FED can print trillions at a whim

>> No.24995219

>>24995174
EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! SELL SELL SELL

>> No.24995223

>>24995125
it's a casino you can access anywhere with an internet/wifi connection, with much higher odds of success, and they can't kick you out or break your legs if you git gud at it.

imagine if you played poker and you got a bad hand and you said "nah im gonna hold", and you could leave and come back the next day and your hand would be different. and you could keep doing this until you got a good hand and then you let the game resolve. it's kinda like that.

>> No.24995228

>>24994975
Any celestial event with Saturn is a no go.

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>>24995188
replace sluts with twinks and you just described my take on it

>> No.24995249

>>24995203
at what point does the government lose the faith of the people and no one believes in the value of money anymore?

>> No.24995251

>>24995125
But they pay dividends anon
Now stop shitposting

>> No.24995253
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>>24995114
Sounds gay.

I'll just invest in decent companies and wait for traders to pump up my stock. Then sell.

Let the Pajeets and Chang stare at computer screens all day.

>>24995174
Stimulus going to be passed Sunday (at least looks like it). All index's going higher. Tesla going to be included in S&P. Bullish.

>> No.24995254

>>24995201
>the “I own shares in the company” fallacy
Lol. Go tell the CEO what to do then if you apparently “own the company”

>> No.24995264

>>24995125
The idea is that you're putting your money into a company that you think will perform well, thus giving you a return (based upon your due diligence). Many people don't do the whole research thing, so this isn't always the case, but it is theoretically.

And yes, shares of a company have much more intrinsic value than a napkin.

>> No.24995272

>>24995253
Won't the stimulus be canceled out by the omega-lockdowns because of "muh mutations"

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>>24994499
BOTY chad checking in. The dream of making IRL anime girls fighting in lingerie in a dystopian future will be a reality.

See you at the BOTY chad VIP room, fellow BOTY chads

>> No.24995299

>>24995264
>shares of a company are worth something
What do you own when you buy a company stock? That’s right, you own pixels on a screen and that’s where it begins and ends, regard. You have no say in how the company runs, you are entitled to 0 profits of the company and when SHTF, shareholders are the last in the company totem pole after the bondholders, preferred shareholders, executives, customers, employees and janitors.

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>>24995272
Mutations in the UK?

Proven that vaccine can handle that, plus like usual the mutation is just more infectous, less deadly.

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>>24995125
>A share of a company has no more intrinsic value than a napkin or a piece of toilet paper
At this point you can tell it's a masterful ruse. Respect where it's due, from one Trickmaster to another. I salute you

>> No.24995308

im so sad bros and stocks arent going to make me enough money to fix my life

>> No.24995312
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>> No.24995320

UK is so fucked. New COVID strain. No Deal Brexit. Lockdowns all over the country.

>> No.24995326

>>24995289
It’s literally just you son lmao

>> No.24995330

>>24995248
Gross dude, that sounds gay

>> No.24995333

All the people ITT panicking over the new covid mutation..
The market will care more about the stimulus being passed, the Fed guaranteeing rates stay low until 2023, $120 billion in asset purchases a month, banks being allowed to buy back their stock
We are not dumping this week - the market is going higher. Nice try BOBO - go back to your hibernation cave

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>rewatching Welcome to NHK and playing Darkest Dungeon
Truly a comfy weekend!

>> No.24995347

>>24995320
My only remaining UK stock at this point is VOD

>> No.24995352

>>24995299
Now do it for crypto

>> No.24995358

>>24995302
That's a man.

>> No.24995361

>>24995302
I don't think you understand. It isn't about that anymore.
Nobody with a brain is scared of the virus, I'm just trying to predict what the market will do.

>> No.24995364

>>24995312
Based but
>New Glenn
Actually useful 2025

>> No.24995368

>>24995302
>Namefag tubby mutt thinks he knows anything

>> No.24995374

>>24995337
based and comfypilled

>> No.24995375

>>24994542
It looks like buying bitcoin after it's crashed has proved to be quite a profitable venture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbZ8zDpX2Mg

>> No.24995380

>>24995330
it's not gay, it's alpha as fuck. i plan on getting married and having a nice trad wife but in the meantime i'm just doing what dudes do as bachelors, having a bunch of naked twinks make me grits in the morning and making sure all of them know their place in life which is my bed.

>> No.24995389

>>24995254
You do realize one share equals one vote right?

>> No.24995391

Imagine being a tripfag.

>> No.24995393

>>24995333
what's new about it? is it just a meme or the real deal? all i can say is thank god i still live with my parents and don't need to have a job for at least a year.

>> No.24995399
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24995399

>>24995302

>> No.24995429

>>24994255
What do you get out of posting here?

>> No.24995436

>>24995375
kek video but I unironically think it'll crash from the 20ks
After that, though, fucking buy holy shit

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>>24995337
sell me on Darkest Dungeon, what makes it fun? im currently playing Slay the Spire and watching Jujutsu Kaisen and the last season of The Seven Deadly Sins.

>> No.24995451

>>24995380
Oh christ you're right that actually do smg make you gay, it makes you a flaming faggot. However you can easily fix this issue by replacing the dudes with traps.

>> No.24995455
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>>24995399
sniffposting always tickled my funnybone

>> No.24995457

>>24995364
true, but cancelled out by Starship being both earlier than expected (2021) and cheaper than expected ($20/kg)

>> No.24995480
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>>24995330
It's only gay if tips touch.

>>24995358
Maybe

>>24995361
True...

>>24995368
You will not get me gypsy

>> No.24995490

>>24995457
>$20/kg
Okay that's fucking based if true
I'm going to send up some satellites at that rate

>> No.24995495

>>24995302
That pig should be in a brap barn not on a bed.

>> No.24995500

Am I going crazy
I swear to god I've seen half of the posts in this thread already today

>> No.24995505

>>24995352
Crypto is even worse. At least for some reason the company cares about its stock price being high (even though they should be focusing on actually selling their products and shit), crypto is LITERALLY worthless pixels on a screen

>> No.24995510

>>24995480
>Cartoons on President Donald Trump

is Trump just a joke now?

>> No.24995522
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>>24995375
i met a btc millionaire once and he didn't want to talk about crypto at all, with anybody lol, fuck it they deserve to gloat, they beat the market and own the future.

>> No.24995546

>>24995302
name? all google image search gives me is "for teen" for some reason.

>> No.24995557

>>24995429
0.00001% pump from /biz/ posters putting their lunch money up for whichever stock he pleases

>> No.24995562

>>24995455
You’d have to be low test for it not to.

>> No.24995577

>>24995546
Use yandex sir

>> No.24995579
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24995579

>>24995399
...If we could only IPO with that product.

>>24995546
Look for it on luscious

>> No.24995581

>>24995505
>crypto is LITERALLY worthless pixels on a screen
but math and better gold and who cares that China can start reversing transactions

>> No.24995582

>>24995510
Was he ever something else?

>> No.24995590

>>24995505
Only fiduciary duty motivates them maintain a decent sp

>> No.24995604

>>24995429
What do you mean?
I'm sharing my research with fellow /smg/ anons
I know there are many people who lurk /smg/ who are invested in VALE, who would like to know that the landslide on Friday was at a deactivated site that was never going to produce iron anyway

>> No.24995622

Still looking for those CLF memlines.

>> No.24995627

>>24995299
this is why i trade purely based on price action and volume chart patterns with pre-defined risk and appropriate position sizing.

>> No.24995639

>>24995579
You could probably make a ton of money on canned white girl braps. You would have to sell them in a developing nation due to health regulations. India would probably be the best place because the already have an affinity for fecal matter and love white women.

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24995641

Considering most of Europe is shutting down their airlines (Lol Turkey isn't a part of Europe fucken goat fuckers), I hope nobody is still in Airlines, right?

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>>24995337
I'm playing Azure Striker Gunvolt and till futures start.

Its basically an over the top, anime Mega man X.

Also, I like watching rewatching Magic Knight Rayearth while brooding over stocks desu

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24995668

betting sites pointing higher

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>>24995449
If you like Slay the Spire you should like Darkest Dungeon. Darkest Dungeon is just incredibly abusive and makes you want to die, which I think is peak comfy. If anything the game feels a lot like losing all your money in the market.

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>>24994255
>Investing in non whites

>> No.24995702

>>24995604
Ignore him anon.

I'm actually interested in Vale.

That other anon is in pic.

>>24995639
Indian & Asian men have the weirdest fetishes. I wouldn't be surprised if you could sell them women fart in jars.

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>>24995641
here we gooooooooooo

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>>24995429
>What do you get out of posting here?
This is you

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>>24995490
https://www.space.com/spacex-starship-flight-passenger-cost-elon-musk.html
$2M / 100 tons = $20/kg

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>> No.24995776

The stock market should be like it used to back in the day. You have to go to the floor of the NYSE and buy physical shares in lots of 100 and all stocks should pay a 10% or more dividend and you have to attend all shareholder meetings and involve yourself in the business when you assume partial ownership of the company.

>> No.24995793

>>24994542
>What is /smg/'s opinion on cryptocurrency institutional investors?

They're as clueless as the average retail investor.

>> No.24995799

>>24995736
Can you imagine how mangled his bussy would be after a 5 mile bike trip.

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>>24995772
Nice.

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24995856

Hello sirs, please do the needful.

>> No.24995861

>>24995736
Nice idea, but it would cycle backwards like that

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>>24995799
Butthole.

>> No.24995874

>>24995500
People repost the same shit in every thread, just filter out the namefags.
The i got fucked today anon, not in a good way - anon is based though.

>> No.24995920

>>24995856
yes no problem sirs i bought GKPRF penny stock

>> No.24995921

>>24995500
oh no my friend, must buy x3tc coin now before is famous

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>>24995776
Imagine 50 sweaty NEETs standing in the /smg/ corner of the NYSE trading floor watching 1 min candles and screeching about SPACs and penny stocks to the horror of institutions.

>> No.24995937
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https://www.chartmill.com/stock/analyzer/stock/CLF

>> No.24995957

>>24995639
Based

>> No.24995963

>>24995668
you're the first person i've seen in awhile actually refer to the dow jones index

>> No.24995970

>>24995934
I imagine it would smell very similar to a smash tournament.

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>>24995934
>/smg/ travels the country showing up to meme stock shareholder meetings
>demand Gamestop use it's cash to reverse-merger eBussy
>give the CLF ceo a standing ovation for calling a short seller a faggot retard

>> No.24995999

>>24995934
finna scream poopoopeepee in the middle of a crowd of confused boomers

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>>24995982
>bring the BOTY girls everywhere and host anime fight tournaments for the masses

>> No.24996024

>>24995970
>We ask from all Stock Traders that they maintain a minimal level of personal hygiene

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>>24995934
I would like to put 420 dollars, not shares on beyond meat please

>> No.24996070

>>24995776
>>24995934
the internet destroys the mystique of a lot of things

>> No.24996079

Bros I dont feel so good.....blood red coming .....

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24996100

Time for a jog.

I'm liking the following stocks:

Vale (Dip)
TTCF (YouTube shilling at 100%)
HYLN (American EV at low levels)
NIO (NIO day)
Draftkings (Superbowl soon)

>>24995934
I've been to an MTG tournament. It smelled like herds of unwashed cows.

>> No.24996140

>>24994996
Care to explain?

>> No.24996144

Bro’s, I just swiped right on every super attractive 35+ year old woman on tinder in my local area. Wish me luck on my mission to make my own milf porn.

>> No.24996161

>>24996100
kys

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>futures

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>>24995337
watching Mortimer and Whitehouse gone fishing, season 2 on youtube while playing slay the spire.
Made some saffron buns in prep for christmas at my brothers.
Gona talk stonks, bring my pc and play some Red Dead online after christmas day.
Comfy stuff

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Who here is going to buy SGBX tomorrow. After looking at its chart and its 6 employees I think I will toss a few bucks at it, nothing huge. It seems to moon, then crater just as fast.

>> No.24996239

>>24995736
Is this the eBussy powertrain?

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>>24995934
>fags want to make it
>can't even shower
Dios mio...
>>24995999
At least you can't get pajeeted

>> No.24996298

how much capital is needed to earn enough to live off of as a neet by day trading?

>> No.24996315

MARAuders check in

>> No.24996328

BYND is going up and theres nothing you can do about it no matter how much you cry about soibois

>> No.24996338

>>24996298
Fidelity gives me 200k to daytrade in addition to my own cash.
Day trading is all fun and games until you fuck up once. I fucked up once and I don't day trade anymore. It wasn't a costly mistake but it was a serious wakeup call.

>> No.24996366

>>24996338
>Fidelity gives me 200k to daytrade

Wut

>> No.24996368

>>24996328
Go back

>> No.24996397

>>24996298
with 30k-50k you can make a decent amount playing the wheel, as long as you pick right. 100k is prob what gives you the buffer for a fuck up tho

>> No.24996398

>>24996366
Margin I would assume. It doesn't matter that it's a loan if you clear it before interest is due.

>> No.24996402

>>24996298
>daytrading
just get 6-figures and collect premiums/dividends

i calculated it myself as a LARPer and i need to work up to around $200K capital to collect a $2K paycheck off very-low-risk covered calls (like the ones that people only buy to hedge their riskier calls) every month
then eventually grow that to $400K to live off a $4k paycheck and live more lavishly

>> No.24996405

>>24994825
>pic
Too old and absolutely disgusting. Please sir, never again.

>> No.24996411

>>24996366
What do you mean "wut"?
Fidelity gives you money to intraday trade if you meet certain criteria.

>> No.24996413

>>24996298
Probably like a million dollars

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>cornavirus 2 bong edition

market aint gonna like this, red week.

>> No.24996437

>>24995861
fucking tryhard

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>>24996398
It isn't margin.>>24996366

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>>24996411
Didn't know that, guess you learn something new every day

>> No.24996453

>>24996338
>Day trading is all fun and games until you fuck up once.
desu this and why I don't do it
income and obvious growth for me, thanks

>> No.24996464

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-12-20/yellen-pressed-to-back-strong-dollar-in-reversing-trump-era-tone
BOBOS WIN
>BOBOS WIN
BOBOS WIN
>BOBOS WIN

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>> No.24996489

>>24996414
people already know the corona proof stocks, so market might be ok but those recovery stocks are gonna get fucked

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>>24996464
We going full Japan mode now boys. Give me your best waifus.

>> No.24996508

>>24996464
They all talk a big game. But once they are inside the walls of the Fed, the collective spiritual residue of printers past starting with Greenspan will bring them to the light.

>> No.24996531

>>24995683
>If anything the game feels a lot like losing all your money in the market.

how so?

>> No.24996556

>>24996194
>someone else into stocks and slay the spire

there are dozens of us! DOZENS!

>> No.24996568

>>24996482
>it's another elon shitposting episode

>> No.24996580

>>24996482
yeah i think btc reaching a new ath will show people it wasnt just a one time thing and it could do anything so i think people are going to be buying the dips a LOT

>> No.24996585

>>24995683
Plague Doctor is my waifu.
>>24996440
You use your holdings as collateral?

>> No.24996605
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>>24996531
Each character in your party has a health bar and a stress bar. If you think of your health bar like your money and your stress bar like your emotions it feels a lot like the market. Characters don't die because they lose their health, they generally die because they become too stressed.
>>24996585
I figured out yesterday Plague Doctor is a girl.

>> No.24996616

>>24994503
>US can't fund its deficit spending
This retarded meme cost me so many gains this year. Never again.

>> No.24996629

>>24996580
Deflationary currencies are useless. BTC is just a natural extension of the current market. A pure speculation play with no underlying. The ultimate casino play.
>"OK Boomer"
Not a Boomer. BTC is just awful for actually using as a currency but all the other cryptos are tied to how it is viewed even if they fix BTC's problems.

>> No.24996634

>tfw you need 7 figures just to buy a house now so you actually need like 8 figures to retire

>> No.24996703

>>24994337
Why invest in lettuce stocks in the first place when we can invest in genetically Chad salmons that grow twice as fast thanks to Aquabounty

>> No.24996707

>>24996605
interesting, i'll give it a shot. thanks anon.

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24996721

So no nonsense answers, the last time poor normalfags will be able to get into TSLA is Monday at market open, right?

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>>24994190
MONDAY GREEN STIMULUS NEWS

DUMP DUMP DUMP

SELL SELL SELL

THIS MIGHT BE YOUR LAST CHANCE OUT BEFORE BIDEN INAUG RUG PULL

CAP THIS

>> No.24996730
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24996730

Damn, banks withholding capital gains tax on stock sells is the biggest scam ever.
After 25 trades at 10% ROI with 25% tax, the non-taxed account is +44% due to reinvestment.
Luckily you can get an account in a different country and pay taxes yearly after the fact

>> No.24996743

>>24996634
the house acts as a retirement fund assuming house prices dont crash when you're old

>> No.24996796

>>24996634
The entire power of home ownership is you buy WELL above your means and then the Fed prints away your debt with inflation.
Boomers did this deliberately. It is the only asset class that isn't hot trash along with stocks. But it prices out new home owners since its increasingly difficult to do what the boomers did.
>>24996605
DD memes are the best memes.

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24996809

READY TO MAKE
RE-READY TO MAKE SENSE OF
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING
ANYONE
ANYTHING

>> No.24996821
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24996821

>4 minutes ago
https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/1340788564196376579

>> No.24996831

>>24996721
This could be the top of TSLA over the next week and then the slowest most painful slide downwards. Even Musk was doing ATM offerings because he thought it was crazy overvalued.

>> No.24996845

hello bros me and my rolls royce shares will see you on the other side god speed

>> No.24996882

>>24996629
i agree but i think its worth stashing away some money in it if you can get it cheap. youre at least going to break even at worst case scenario

it does have a purpose too its just really shitty usage

>> No.24996897

No clue how futures will open. Stimulus and bank news vs. Covid and lockdown fearmongering.

>> No.24996907
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>>24996821
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/senatemajldr/status/1340790116927877128
BREAKING NEWS

>> No.24996918
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24996918

Half the posts in here are bots who spam every thread with the same copy pasta.

If you want to make green next week while the market bleeds buy BCRX

Do the needful

>> No.24996938

>>24996821
>>24996907
>AMERICA GOES SOCIALISM
bearish

>> No.24996953

>>24996897
The first two would normally be "sell the news" events but who knows

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my only fans girlfriend found out I spent my subscription money on options. I have until premarket tomorrow to make a profit

>> No.24996966

>>24996907
>its real
HOLY SHIT

>> No.24996971
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>>24996918
Reminder that tomorrow is the day.

>> No.24996976

>>24996907
>>24996821
What did they agree on?

>> No.24996978

>>24996728
that comes in january

>> No.24996999

>>24996629
Deflationary currencies are useless. Gold is just a natural extension of the current market. A pure speculation play with no underlying. The ultimate casino play.
>"OK Boomer"
Not a Boomer. Gold is just awful for actually using as a currency but all the other precious metals are tied to how it is viewed even if they fix gold's problems.

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>>24996907
omg thank you nancy and mitch, true americans!

>> No.24997023

>>24996938
>and that's a good thing!

>> No.24997028

>>24996976
more aid for Israel.

>> No.24997038
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24997038

I really doubt the stimulus will do much. We spent the last months pricing it in.

But if futures go green I am happy either way.

>> No.24997040

>>24996907
So, what is the deets? How much green is going where?

>> No.24997050

reminder that the market dumped hardest in 2008 only after the stimulus was passed

>> No.24997077

>>24997040
We all get $600 goybux for making sure the kike and chink puppet Biden got into office

>> No.24997088

>>24997050
We're still waiting on the Wells Fargo defa- I mean something similar to Lehman Brothers.

>> No.24997106
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>https://www.wsj.com/articles/jack-ma-makes-ant-offer-to-placate-chinese-regulators-11608479629
>As Jack Ma was trying to salvage his relationship with Beijing in early November, the beleaguered Chinese billionaire offered to hand over parts of his financial-technology giant, Ant Group, to the Chinese government, according to people with knowledge of the matter.

>Jackie gave up
>ANT IPO soon
>Literally owned by the government so not allowed to fail
I hope you fags hold BABA because we gonna pump

>> No.24997107

When do futures open? Thought it was 4pm central

>> No.24997109

https://www.iposcoop.com/ipo-calendar/

we're out of juice bros...

>> No.24997139

>>24997088
mitch bought WFC recently

>> No.24997140

>>24996999
>angry 1PBTID pajeet
Gold is not a deflationary currency. You can use sea shells. Or jars of water. Even a lot of cryptos since then have purposely created flat rewards or inflationary programs.
You can't make a currency system out of the artworks of Michaelangelo, digital or otherwise. No one will want to use it for anything.

>> No.24997143

I'm curious about what the EU-China deal will include. This has to be a huge diplomatic breakthrough.

>> No.24997164

>>24997107
impossible to know

>> No.24997172

>>24996918
what is the BCRX upcoming catalyst and when is it?

>> No.24997192

>>24997164
What?
Who’s in charge around here?!

>> No.24997198

>>24997109
i knew a site that stopped listing them when they were blowing up two weeks ago.

>> No.24997199

>>24997140
>he said something I don't like, therefore he must be a pajeet
you have to go back

>> No.24997201

>>24997143
>I'm curious about what the EU-China deal will include
Making sure to fuck over America as much as possible for no reason mostly

>> No.24997209

>>24995505
Line go up you make money
Yes it's a bucket shop, who cares. Just outsmart the suckers

>> No.24997258

>>24996907
Is this going to be a sell the news like the vaccine news?

>> No.24997272

>>24997201
I suspect this is actually the case. Europe wants to punish the US for electing Trump. It's probably a big middle finger to Trump personally. I wonder how the US will react.

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>>24997139
All banks got a big upgrade. The fed is going to let them start raising divvies and doing share buy backs.

>> No.24997341

Im about to throw so much NEETBUX around i cant wait

>> No.24997348

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>> No.24997351

>>24997199
You said something factually wrong, Rasheed. Retards want to FOMO into something they don't understand.
>>24997143
If they start pushing to drop the USD as global reserve currency we are going to send bombers to Germany, France, etc.

>> No.24997353

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.24997356

:pop:

>> No.24997357

>>24997107
That's settled by the futures future market. Only once traders have staked $1b worth of trades in it will the futures market itself open.

By tradition, that's often reached around 5PM Sunday, but can sometimes not happen until as late as 8AM Monday.

>> No.24997360

>>24997106
>Literally owned by the government
Doesn't that forcefully disqualify it from the US markets in 3 years?

>> No.24997369

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.24997401
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24997401

two things I'm curious about:

>thoughts on tomorrow
>the psth shilling

spoonfeed me, anon

>> No.24997406

>>24997369
A stimulus check flew over my house

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24997415

waddafuggawassa?

>> No.24997440

>>24997351
nah, that's not going to happen

>> No.24997447

looks like stimulus was priced in after all, we dumping red this week

>> No.24997456

>>24997415
pedos are not wanted here, please leave

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>>24996971
fuck off with yourr faggy canoo shit

>> No.24997493

STOP IT BOBO STOP THEY'RE GIVING YOU $600 STOP IT

>> No.24997494

>>24997456
poopoopeepee faggot

>> No.24997517

>>24997351
No, you did. I'm mocking the logic you're using. BTC only looks deflationary because it's usually measured in dollars, which is inflationary. The reason I brought up gold is because its value has also ballooned over time, not because it's become more valuable in particular, but because the currency it's usually pegged against(the dollar) is inflationary. Saying that a particular good(BTC or gold, take your pick) is useless because it's purely speculative with no underlying value is just not true.

>> No.24997538

Any good dips today?

>> No.24997554
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>>24997456
Much as we may hate them, Biden won. And that means LGBTQP is here to stay.

>> No.24997560

>>24997447
it's like 600 usd per person or some shit isn't it? that will keep us from completely starving but it isn't going to boost the market

>> No.24997583

>>24997554
Long term, China will grow larger

>> No.24997593
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24997593

Shid

>> No.24997594
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>>24997369
>UK quarantined by every other country
>Hard Brexit confirmed
>Brexit uncertainty removed
Markets hate uncertainty, hence, it's bullish.

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>>24997172
Japan approval before end of year. Most speculate next week
But also on the Japan approval 50mill paid deal already negotiated with Japan company for drug upon approval

There is also talks their Gali drug that is in phase 2 for covid has done well and in their last meeting said they would release details before end of year.

Someone bought 8.5 million shares Friday at close.

Two catalysts by end of year.
Bullish.

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24997603

>Micex down 900 pts
Russian bros...

>> No.24997605

>>24996918
why do you never answer me, faggot? if you want me to buy you better fucking give me some DD

>> No.24997613

>>24996831
Second opinions?

>> No.24997628

>>24997594
wtf I thought this cartoonist was a faggot, what changed

>> No.24997639

>>24997517
>BTC only looks deflationary because it's usually measured in dollars, which is inflationary
That is not what a deflationary currency is. Anytime some idiot accidentally wipes/loses/destroys a hard drive that is bitcoin that is gone forever from the 22 million total. This compounded with diminishing mining rewards creates a problem where the supply will inevitably only go down well before all bitcoins are ever mined. This will mean fewer bitcoins per chunk of dollars. No one will EVER want to sell their bitcoins for anything.
This is like, again, using the paintings of Michaelangelo as a currency. Finite, possibly only decreasing from fires, theft, etc. Why buy a house with one now when conceivably you could buy 3 houses with it 30 years from now?

>> No.24997664

>>24996907
The Santa rally is real

>> No.24997719

>>24997601
so no specific dates, then? what are your price targets looking like?

i gambled on 100 shares already at 8.37. we'll see how it goes, if i could make at least a couple hundred bucks i'd be happy.

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>>24997628
I don't know if that particular one's real, but Kelly has done some corona jokes like https://www.theonion.com/gone-south-1841589554 and https://www.theonion.com/an-abundance-of-cushion-1842454157

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>>24997603

russian bro, do you know a good etf which buys russian stocks directly and not some shit with ADRs?

>> No.24997755

>>24996907
>this does nothing good for stocks
just makes for a weaker dollar and a stronger bearish case

>> No.24997771

NO NO NO FUTURES

>> No.24997791

>>24997771
Trump needs to tweet "Stimulus talks going well!" right fucking now

>> No.24997820

new thread
>>24997796
>>24997796
>>24997796

new thread
>>24997796
>>24997796
>>24997796

>> No.24997828

>>24997791
but when he tweets it makes things doomp

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>>24997740
damn that's too real, i had some people trying to get me to sell masks from home lol

>> No.24997836

>>24997401
>thoughts on tomorrow
Nationwide gibs program in full effect, helicopter money all but confirmed. Probably green.
>the psth shilling
A lot of big names in investing huddling into a spac, captained by King of Corona FUD Bill Spacman himself. Pure reddit stock, but as a spac its basically built from the ground up to encourage hodling as opposed cashing in after the merger. Reddit conspiracy theorists think PSTH is going to merge with Stripe, but the reality of the matter is nobody knows what's going on. Would be cool if it was stripe but who the fuck knows.

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>>24997731
The US has the dumbest retards

>> No.24997853

>>24997740
Why the fuck is Ford in there?

>> No.24997906

>>24997853
>Why the fuck is Ford in there
He was an anti-semite.

>> No.24997918

>>24997853
The Onion is a satirical newspaper, Kelly is their cartoonist.

The first joke is the lionizing of mask resellers as titans of industry (like Rockefeller and Ford).

The second is including Thurston Howell III among them. I'll let you look that one up.

>> No.24997968

>>24997719
End of year is like 8 trading days lol that's pretty specific.

I'm looking at 12 to exit

>> No.24998128

>>24995522
I need this with Sound anon

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>>24997583
>t.

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24998175

Copper 100x leverage is going to make me rich, right anons?

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24998271

>Friday massive rally with 10 mins left
>Sunday stimulus passes
>Monday massive rally
>Tuesday_thursday dump
>Friday ends the Correction

>> No.24998334

Deal done. Being written up now. Vote to confirm it tomorrow.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/12/20/covid-19-relief-top-lawmakers-announce-deal-stimulus-checks-and-ppp/6540528002/

>> No.24998576

>>24996629
This.
There is not a single cryptocurrency in existence that provides any value other than pure speculation (aside perhaps Monero, if you're a criminal). I estimate it will take another 10 years before we see a crypto that does literally anything whatsoever.