Chainlink Stan Parody - The Man in Plaid, The Ultimate Chad.

[Anonymous No.24957517]

Just made this last night.
Fresh off the press.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9dyNe1Eq9g

[Anonymous No.24957566]

This helped my confidence because sometimes I feel like I'm bad at singing but then I hear autists like this.

[Anonymous No.24957603]

>>24957566
This isn't America's Got Talent lol

[Anonymous No.24957630]

>>24957517
>what is an instrumental

[Anonymous No.24957651]

>>24957630
Find an original instrumental (not a remake) without Dido.

[Anonymous No.24957675]

Lol

[Anonymous No.24957776]

>>24957517
based. thank you anon

[Anonymous No.24957841]

>>24957675
>>24957776
Glad you enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.24957954]

>>24957517
3/5

[Anonymous No.24958315]

It needs throat singing and didgeridoos

[Anonymous No.24958325]

>>24957954
I’ll take it.

[Anonymous No.24958371]

>>24957517
sorry, but you suck.
not even a linky, but link has a reputation to uphold as the dankest meme in crypto.
take note and step up your game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhH87Ub0uDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCiOsl_l1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bJcqmpMYrI

[Anonymous No.24958376]

>>24957517
lool wtf man, I did lol though

[Anonymous No.24958379]

>>24957517

[Anonymous No.24958407]

>>24957517
Sergey! Sounds like an S.O.S!
Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Ari, you're fucking right!
To the Link-mobile, let's go!
Maxis and NoLinkers!
It's showtime!
Hurry, hurry, step right up!
Introducing the star of our show, his name is
Sergey!
You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now
So without futher ado, I bring to you
Sergeyyy!
You 'bout to witness data in its most purest
Most rawest form, flow almost flawless
Most trustless, most honest known standard
Chip off old BTC but old Serg is
Back!
Looks like Ari brought his own Robin
Oh God, Sergeys got his own Token
With his own private wallet, his own 700ks
Set to blow normal dumps off their hinges
Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes
Yeah, here I come, 2 inchs
Of red dildo, dear fear none
TA is in a state of nine-one-one,
So
let's get down to binance,
I don't got no time to play around, need finance.
Must be a circus in town, let's dump that shit down
On these clowns, can I getta witness?

(Hell Yeah!)
let's get down to binance,
I don't got no time to play around, need finance.
Must be a circus in town, let's dump that shit down
On these clowns, can I getta witness?
(Hell Yeah!)
Quick gotta dump fast, gotta blow out leverages
Gee wilikers Ari, holy dumped tokens
Look at all the bullshit that goes on in futures
When I'm gone time to get rid of these chart criminals
So skip to your lou, while I do what I do best
You ain't even impressed no more, you're used to it
Dump too many, nobody close to it
Nobody says it, but still everyone knows the shit
The most hated on out of all those who say they get dumped on
In eighty dumps they exaggerate it all so much
They make it all up, there's no such thing
Like a wallet with no transaction, sends 700k
It just sends so much more to so much more
Tokens, when you're dumpin’ and you know what for
The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome y'all
To Sergey and Ari’s carnival, c'mon!

[Anonymous No.24958413]

>>24957517
Still nothing dedicated to the man behind Chainlink, instead just the usual sergeyposting.

[Anonymous No.24958433]

>>24958407
Now
let's get down to binance,
I don't got no time to play around, need finance.
Must be a circus in town, let's dump that shit down
On these clowns, can I getta witness?
(Hell Yeah!)
It's just like old times, the dynamic duo
Two old friends, why panic?
You already know who's fully capable, the two crypto heroes
Dial straight down the center 7-0-0 (k)
You can even dump direct, the most feared duet
Since me and Jessica, played career Russian roulette
And never even seen me blink or get to busting a sweat
People stepping over people just to buy up the dump
Just to get to see an MD who dumps so freely
Ease over these peeps and be so breezy
Jesus, how can shit be so easy
How can one Token dump so speedy
Turn on these beats MD's don't see me
Believe me, BTC and ETH
Are gonna grieve when we pump, dawg fo' sheezy
Can't leave data alone the game needs me
Till we shave beards, get weird and disappear
Into the caymans, nothing but clowns down here
But we ain't dumping it all down here
Yo Ari!
(What up?)
Can I get a hell yeah?

let's get down to binance,
I don't got no time to play around, need finance.
Must be a circus in town, let's dump that shit down
On these clowns, can I getta witness?
Let's get down to business
(Hell Yeah!)
I don't got no time to play around, need finance.
Must be a circus in town, let's dump that shit down
On these clowns, can I getta witness?
Let's get down to business
(Hell Yeah!)
So there you have it folks
Sergey!
Has come to dump 700k
Back with his friend Ari
And to remind you that bullshit does pay
Because
Sergey!
And Ari are here to stay and never go away
Until our dying day, until we're old and grey
Sergey!
So until next time friends
Same flannel shirt, same NB Trainers
Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming
Your host for the evening
Sergey!
Oh! Hah!

[Anonymous No.24958450]

>>24958407
Wow thats gay

[Anonymous No.24958464]

>>24958315
>CVID
lol

[Anonymous No.24958484]

>>24958371
Extremely gay

[Anonymous No.24958531]

>>24957517
You got balls putting this on 4channle. I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.24958532]

>>24958433
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Anonymous No.24958732]

>>24958450
>>24958484
>>24958532
Lol I can imagine the seething incel that didn't buy sub $1 frantically bashing away as his keyboard and masturbating to klaus memes in a sweaty rage. what do you tell your mother when she asks you what you do all day at 30 years old?

[Anonymous No.24958880]

>>24958732
Did not read a single word.

[Anonymous No.24958994]

>>24958376
I do it for the lols
>>24958407
The beginning is funny just bc chainlink

>>24958531
Only browser I use is Brave

[Anonymous No.24959166]

>>24958880

[Anonymous No.24959202]

>>24957517
cringe, only watched 1 second before closing, sorry bro

[Anonymous No.24959205]

>>24958880
Didn't read! LOL

[Anonymous No.24959233]

>>24957517

producer here, the lyrics are good, but your voice is not made for rap sorry

[Anonymous No.24959283]

>>24957651
Just put the loop on repeat kek are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.24959670]

>>24959233
What would you change about it?
Also please explain to >>24959283
why he is wrong.

[Anonymous No.24959770]

>>24959283
>>24959670
Actually maybe I could have if I kept the pencil sounds in and removed most of the bass for the intro

[Anonymous No.24959804]

This is great. Never forget these times bros. These are golden early days. Our lives are about to change. Cant wait to make it with you autistic bros

[Anonymous No.24959887]

tfw i have the entire stink shady discography

[Anonymous No.24959901]

>>24959804
I know you probably hear this everyday, but we’re all in this together.

[Anonymous No.24960027]

>>24957517
Jesus Christ it's just deteriorating into giga cringe. Is this what link has become? You should be ashamed of yourself op, seriously, it's fucking embarrassing

[Anonymous No.24960059]

>>24959670

your voice naturally comes out nasally, which can be reduced if you learn to project with your diaphragm. on top of that really good rappers can rap in the scale the song is in kind of like singing without holding the notes, which takes a good ear to develop

[Anonymous No.24960103]

>>24957517
>not posting this version

[Anonymous No.24960181]

>>24959166
>>24959205
>>24959804
>>24959901

[Anonymous No.24960220]

>>24960059
Good explanation and pretty accurate observation. Thank you. What’s a good way to learn to use the diaphragm more? I’ve always found that difficult.

[Anonymous No.24960255]

>>24960027
You can’t just enjoy yourself and have a few laughs?

>>24960103
Ahhhh I wanted to use that in the video but couldn’t find it!

[Anonymous No.24960257]

>>24960027
That's all these retarded demons can do. Such is life when they shill for Schwab and WEF.

[Anonymous No.24960287]

>>24960220
>What’s a good way to learn to use the diaphragm more?
You will never be a man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxq9_TQ84U

[Anonymous No.24960799]

>>24960257
>skizos are calling me a demon
holy shit i've finally made it. any other secret elites here?

[Anonymous No.24960966]

>>24957517
had a good laugh, all the references triggering so many memories.
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.24961143]

>what is primitive mixing
4/5

[Anonymous No.24961359]

>>24957517
kekd at jessica

[Anonymous No.24961428]

Fucking based.

[Anonymous No.24961548]

>>24958371
Those 3 shares were so kife, kys

[Anonymous No.24961697]

>>24959283
>>24961143
I just made it without Dido and holy shit my singing is so bad thank god I kept her in.

[Anonymous No.24961741]

>>24960966
>>24961428
Glad you liked frens.

>>24961359
You’re the first person to even mention her, I thought it was one of the funniest parts.

[Anonymous No.24961806]

>>24957517
You can get rid of the singing lady with audacity

[Anonymous No.24961865]

>>24960255
Rip
>>24961359
>im not gonna name her jessica
Kek based

[Anonymous No.24961964]

decent enough, OP. good (not great) work.

[Anonymous No.24962361]

>>24961806
I’ve tried before and it doesn’t work well. However, I mixed it without her vocals using other modified parts of the instrumental and my singing sounded horrible.

>>24961964
I’m glad to hear it! A lot of people have laughed at it so im glad it made people happy.

[Anonymous No.24962589]

I like it, good work Marines

[Anonymous No.24962866]

>>24962589
Thank you!

[Anonymous No.24962928]

>>24957566
Post it on Vocaroo and I'll tell you know the tru tru.

[Anonymous No.24962992]

>>24957517
thanks for a good laugh, anon. good stuff.

[Anonymous No.24963015]

>>24958371
We do have standards. The rap was not bad though.

[Anonymous No.24963129]

>>24957517
Somebody that can actually sing should do it
lyrics are good

btw, Metokurist?