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What presents did you invest in for your gf this Christmas?

>> No.24938086

>>24938068
>gf

>> No.24938088

>>24938068
is that an asian arse

>> No.24938131

>>24938068
please tell me she's asian

>> No.24938137

Instant pot

>> No.24938140

>TFW never going to wake up on Christmas morning to hot asian gf

>> No.24938151

mi band 5, pantyhose and Christmas card.

>> No.24938158

>>24938131
>she

>> No.24938254

>>24938068
Plane tickets for a holiday

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Nike x Ambush Dunk High Collab
Air Jordan 1 Lucky Greens
Yves Saint Laurent Perfume
Gift cards to Victoria Secret and Bath and Body Works
Got some Apple Air Pod Pros I got for free Ill just gift her as well.

Here's an Asian ass for the hell of it. Much better ones in the set.

>> No.24938389
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24938389

Nike x Ambush Dunk High Collab
Air Jordan 1 Lucky Greens
Yves Saint Laurent Perfume
Gift cards to Victoria Secret and Bath and Body Works
Got some Apple Air Pod Pros I got for free Ill just gift her as well.

Here's an Asian ass for the hell of it. Much better ones in the set.

>> No.24938400

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>> No.24938402

I got her a road bike for school and stuff

>> No.24938479

>>24938400
I'm 24 and I hugged a girl once.

>> No.24938500

>>24938068
Alarm clock/radio combo

>> No.24938635

I got divorced in October. Lonely Christmas for me.

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24938659

>>24938068

>> No.24938774

>>24938389
>Much better ones in the set.
Moar? Sauce?

>> No.24938791

>>24938068
IMAGINE
THE
SMELL

>> No.24938815

>>24938068
Hand creme

>> No.24938840

>>24938068
A literal 2.5€ silver ring I bought her through Aliexpress

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24938846

>>24938068

>> No.24938889

>>24938389
I hope you're at the very least a multi-millionaire. If not, big cringe to spend that much on your gf.

>> No.24938956

>>24938389
Her eyebrows project past her nose. You asian boys are pathetic newfags. Oldfags like me are into white germanic traps now.

>> No.24938988

>>24938389
sauce?

>> No.24939001

>>24938068
Sauce?

>> No.24939024

>>24938840
>buying silver off AliExpress
I would bet my right arm that there’s no silver to be found in that ring. I used to appraise jewelry for a pawn shop and the number of chromed steel rings with .925 stamped on them is staggering

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>>24938068
keep 'er steady lads

>> No.24939043

>>24938956
imagine bragging about how you were so consumed by novelty seeking porn binges you turned into a faggot... That's just being mentally weak.

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24939049

>>24938068
Got the wife one of these

>> No.24939106

>>24939024
As long as she believes it's silver the intended effect will be the same

Buying jewelry for women is cuck shit, you're literally giving them even more of a golden parachute when they break up/divorce you

>> No.24939117

>>24938137
interesting
>>24938151
coomer
>>24938254
a little cucked hope it isnt an expensive one and if that the two of you are serious
>>24938389
my god, you hoodrat. Spend less next time
>>24938402
sounds cool
>>24938500
this is cute and based
>>24938815
weird but i guess good handjobs for you
>>24938840
cheapskate, hope it looks like it cost more

and finally what i got my gf ... literally nothing shes kinda anti coonsumer so i struck a deal with her that I`d invite her to get take outs and in return she gets us snacks and drinks for a movie night

>> No.24939134

>>24939049
Hope you got the one with the air fryer. We just got one a couple months ago and it’s awesome.

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>>24938068
I know that ass is great but let’s talk about her soles.

>> No.24939179

>>24939134
I got the one that has 7 different functions that I'll never learn how to use

>> No.24939181
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I tried to buy a girl friend of mine who I also like a present and she said she was uncomfortable and didn't accept it, probably the worst and most pathetic I've ever felt and now I'm about a few hundred bucks

>> No.24939199

>>24938068
2 packs of skittles

>t. 1.5m net worth

>> No.24939200

>>24939181
fuck you remind me of the way buzzfeed tried portraying 4chan that one time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc

>> No.24939230

>>24939181
:(
That was really nice of you anon. Hope you find someone else..

>> No.24939262

>nerf guns.
>Bath bombs
>Chocolate.
>A hoodie + hat.
>PJ's and a cute shirt.
>Monopoly
>Comp. Keyboard
>Vape juice.

>> No.24939269

>>24938068
post puffy vulva

>> No.24939272

>>24939262
>Vape juice

>> No.24939273

>>24938088
def looks like it

>> No.24939382

Got the wife a rock tumbler and a few stocking stuffers.

>> No.24939419

Maybe next year.

>> No.24939467
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>>24938400
I'll be a wizard in 5 months. Never even held a girl's hand, and I know no women except my mother.

>> No.24939471

>>24938400
Late 20s.

I got a hug once. When we said bye I was too scared to do a full on hug the way she did when she saw me. I did a side hug....

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24939480

I got her the Folio Society edition of Jane Eyre, her favourite book

>> No.24939482

>>24939106
When you buy a woman jewelry, what you're really doing is financing the first couple months of her riding the cock corousel if/when the relationship falls apart. What, you think she's gonna keep wearing the ring/bracelet/earrings you bought her? Hell no, the New guy wouldn't like that. So instead, she'll pawn them for a third of what you busted your ass working for to get it for her and use it to party and get her pussy slammed.

The only non cuck gift is experiences. Trips abroad, concerts, shows, candlelit dinners. Sure, she might still might leave your ass when your autism becomes too much to hear, but the next guy is gonna have a hell of a pair of shoes to fill. She'll regret leaving the moment she's eating off the value menu at McDicks for the 3rd time that week.

>> No.24939497

got my gf a plush toy and a game for her switch. can't wait to exchange gifts on christmas :)

>> No.24939512

>>24939043
>imagine thinking the top is gay
Is that what you were programmed to think? You have a son don’t you? How many times have you caught him crossdressing? He is the faggot. You raised a faggot. I’m just the guy who picks him up in a ragtop. Don’t blame me, blame yourself.

>> No.24939520

>>24939480
fuck folio everyman's or death

>> No.24939539

I took 1k out to go shopping to redo my wardrobe in the first time in 4 years and gave her 500 dollars to shop with me for herself

>> No.24939552

>>24939480
THAT BOOK FUCKING SUCKS

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24939566

>>24938068
By gf you mean my right hand so I'm buying (((her))) pic related

>> No.24939568

>>24939520
I have the LOTR Folio ones, some idiot was selling them for £15, I liked the quality so I went back to them for presents

>> No.24939577

>>24939539
one whole potentially ETH wasted on grill

>> No.24939588

Clothes I bought her off Aliexpress ( I know her size & style )

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>>24938774
Sure thing.

>>24938889
>I hope you're at the very least a multi-millionaire.
Nah, but I'm well on the way. Nothing is really expensive on that list. I bot and resell so I didn't pay over retail for any of the shoes and the Air Pods were a gift from work and I hate ear buds.

>>24938956
>Oldfags like me are into white germanic traps now.
My condolences.
>>24938988
>>24939117
>my god, you hoodrat. Spend less next time
I'm as fair skinned as the day is long. Whites and Asians dominate the streetwear/fashion market as well so I don't know where hoodrat comes from. Why do I need to spend less? That's not a ton of money at all.

>> No.24939611

>>24939566
>he wears his watch on his right hand
NGMI

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>>24939200
Checked, now I feel even more self-conscious...
>>24939230
Thanks anon

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>>24939566
Beautiful watch, Anon. Congrats and enjoy it. Great investment as well

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>>24938140

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>>24939600
is it if youre spending it on a coonsumer girlfriend.
Hoodrat because youre buying basketball sneakers

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>>24939639
im sorry man were all gonna make it just dont put pussy on a pedestal. Eventually youll find a girl who likes you so much that just barebacking her will be more than she could ever wish for

>> No.24939729

>>24939568
Alright at that price I would buy but brand new i'd much rather have everyman's over FS.

>> No.24939744

>>24939199
Overlooked and based>>24939200

>> No.24939778

>>24938068

As a gift I'm going to surprise her with an initial private offering just for her, which will include a very generous long position that she will be able to hold and ride out for the long term. At the moment it's a bit of small underdog with a lot of growth potential, but I've had lifelong personal ties with some partners and the guy they work under--- a group of warm, soft, and sensitive types when they're off, but when things get hard and they're really on, they are real hardheaded straight shooters with incredible output. This holding is a real sleeper and I have been playing it close to the chest for a while. Nonetheless, for its small size, the spread it boasts is shockingly good and it should grow substantially by the time I present it to her, so she should be very satisfied. It might be hard to fit in between her other smaller, undiscovered private assets that are very immature, risky to enter, and low-volume, but I'm thinking this will really round out her holdings and rapidly expand their size. And thanks to my generosity, her exposure to this very promising offering will be unusually large

>> No.24939791

>>24939729
yeah, you know they do look good
I'd only buy books I really enjoyed and would reread multiple times in these editions anyway. Hardbacks generally take up too much room for my liking

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>>24939682
>Hoodrat because youre buying basketball sneakers
>Multi billion dollar industry
>Sneakers have never been a better investment
>Easiest returns that beat out most of crypto
>5 figure side hustle that I've built in front of my computer running bot programs, scripts and proxies

Based confused boomer. ASIANS AND WHITES make up the majority of the sneaker market. Hoodrats don't pay resale prices and wear shitty mall shoes with no investment or resale value.

>> No.24939911

>>24939175
Would lick

>> No.24939920

We are going to the islands and I will take us out snorkelling and fishing one day. We got one of the cheaper hostels so that we can feel better about spending more doing stuff.

>> No.24939930

>>24938889
Not everyone is poor like you. That's less than $300 worth of stuff..

>> No.24939961

bitch broke up with me recently, after many years too

i've been splurging on myself and my investments instead lately. maxed out 401k and mega backdoor, balls deep in crypto