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24921453 No.24921453 [Reply] [Original]

I think I took more diarrhea pills than I should have. Now I've been constipated for a few days. How to fix this?

>> No.24921471

>>24921453
I just ripped a mean fart

>> No.24921509

Buy chainlink

>> No.24921544

>>24921453
everytime you take a dump bitcoin drops by 1k
don't take the diarrhea pill anon

>> No.24921548

>>24921453
You're very dehydrated. Drink a lot of water and try a stimulant laxative like senna tea, but only if the water isn't enough.

>> No.24921568

Most asses have a bypass nodule about 3 inches in to the left. Keep working at that nodule and everything should release.

>> No.24921609

is this serious? Drink some oil, seriously, you just need to lube up your insides. .5 tsp of mineral oil is the old housewives trick, or a tbsp of olive oil. Get ready to evacuate anywhere from half an hour to two hours after you ingest it. Double up if it doesn't work first time.

>> No.24921741

>>24921453
Wtf is going on. Am i being fucked with? this is the exact same problem im having ive been bitching about it loudly to myself to .

>> No.24921782

>>24921609
I've been eating kiwis, papayas, took liquid laxative, and lactose but so far they haven't helped much. Will try olive oil

>> No.24921849

>>24921782
Switch to a cashew and/or pistachio only diet. Learned that one from an Egyptian who spent 8 years at sea eating what I can imagine was the worse food possible.