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Will we ever get girlfriends?

>> No.24910609

>>24910588
lmao

>> No.24910616

Probably not, but she could fuck a shitload of escorts.

>> No.24910622

>>24910588
I have five but I would trade them all for an AI gf. I don't like used cars.

>> No.24910632

I want to have sex travel watch boobies have sex kiss fuck vagene having sex travel fly airport sex meet new friends ramen sex take photos and videos and edit them with sex and live laugh sex

>> No.24910636

>>24910622
Can I have one?

>> No.24910653

>>24910588
Most of you probably wont honestly. I can tell just by how you guys talk on here.

>> No.24910663

>>24910622
>I have five
Congratulations! You've created 4 incels

>> No.24910714
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>>24910653
Shut the fuck up bitch ass mother fucker N, F, K, J

>> No.24910719

If you keep thinking about getting one and dwell on it consitently then you prob wont. Sonce i stopped caring about a gf i notice how much more often girls talk to me but i acknowledge i need to be in a better position anyways so now i just dub em. Focus on you not pussy its petty

>> No.24910736

>>24910588
>Feel alone randomly search girls I went to school with or have known in the past on fake facebook account
>Married
>Boyfriend
>"SeARchINg For mySelF"
>Moved
>Good career
>I'm 23
>Never even dated.
It's all so tiring.

>> No.24910809

>>24910588
fuck bros why was there no girl like that in cyberpunk 2077 I'm so fucking sad bros

>> No.24910832

If you guys can't get a girlfriend how can you expect to make money?

>> No.24910853

Cotton swab down the dickhole to test for STDs in men.
Average woman by the age of 18 has had multiple partners likely in the 10s

>> No.24910875

got to dry hump a girl once, i'm almost 30 years old

>> No.24910911

>>24910832
Making money is piss easy. Getting a girlfriend is on the verge of impossibility to me, maybe at a million I'll feel more confident?

>> No.24910946

>>24910736
I've never "dated" either. I think I've been on one actual date like you see in the media. I have had a decent amount of sex though.

>> No.24910967

>>24910588
depreciating asset, bad investment

>> No.24910977
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24910977

>>24910588
tfw no thicc blue eyed castiza gf

>> No.24911026

>>24910911
Then you are not making enough money. Money can get you a nice car, house, clothes, watches and perfumes. When you have those things bitches don't even care that you're a bald fat fuck.

>> No.24911061

>>24910588
had two. both ended badly. got a kid out of it though. women are overrated, but fuck it's lonely piling up dollars alone.

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24911093

>>24910588

>> No.24911101

>>24910719
Only advice my old man gave me that was worth a damn was, “ if you focus on women, you lose money if you focus on building your money, women will come.” Unironically, since I’ve lived this way, the women only get better and I haven’t even hit my prime.

>> No.24911140

>>24911026
>a nice car, house, clothes, watches and perfumes.
I already have all of those. Never even kissed a girl.

>> No.24911286

>>24911026
You just don't get it man. Fuck
>>24910946
I've made out when I was a kid, but 15 years later, I have never seen a vagina.

>> No.24911405

>>24911140
>>24911286
How hard it is to get out there, snort some coke or drink some alcohol then approach a woman? In worst case scenario she will say no, in the best one she could spread her legs so wtf do you have to lose

>> No.24911480

>>24910588
Already have one

>> No.24911632
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24911632

>>24910588
I have a girlfriend and am literally looking to move cities to get out of it(and a better job)

>> No.24911730

>>24910588
I grew up trad. Never having a girlfriend unless she’s completely vetted and will go all the way.

>> No.24911787

>>24910663
holy shit kys

>> No.24912021

>>24911730
BASED

>> No.24912052

>>24910588
bitch i have a sock that works a dick just as good and doesn't talk back

>> No.24912070

>>24910588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3-mYD8rPHs

>> No.24912097

>>24910946
Southern trailer trash here, every gf I had was at least 8/10 with a rich unapproving father.

>> No.24913357

>>24910588
I did, for real once, in the before times. Nowadays it doesn't seem worth it. I just fap to femboys on tiktok, and I wish I was kidding.

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24913382

>>24910588
No.

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24913461

>>24910588
I won't
idk about you guys tho

>> No.24913482

>>24910588
No. I only attract fatties and I'm not interested in them.
I will die a virgin if needed.

>> No.24913541

>>24911026
>Money can get you a nice car, house, clothes, watches and perfumes
I make almost $200k a year and have none of these things. I'm only focused on stacking my net worth. WTF is wrong with me?

>> No.24913627

>>24913541
>WTF is wrong with me?
You're one of us fren
fortunately that means you will make it
unfortunately that means you will never enjoy life as much as a normalfag

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>>24911093

>> No.24913702

Girlfriend? Me and my male partner are doing just fine thank you.

>> No.24913980

>>24910809
go back

>> No.24914837

>>24910588
just bee urself

i have one with a nice ass that I got into anal so we just do anal all the time while i call her slut/whore. she has money in the family too.

legitimately overrated tho, women are too much upkeep.

>>24910653
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK FAGGOTS

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,

FUCK JANNIES

>t. 7.5 BTC

>> No.24914883

>>24911405
literally the best part about that scenario is the blow. i love blow. i like to talk alot on cocaine so I just chat em up. but then my dick don't work so I just end up doing more blow

>> No.24914904

I always met good women through friends either male or female, anons put yourself out there without seeming desperate and it'll fall into you're lap I promise you, sometimes you need to look at yourself and just lower your standards to how attractive you are. Its not a blackpill its how people date.

>> No.24915145

I'm about to hit 10 years with no gf so probably not. I've fucked so many hookers I'm probably past the point of no return, but idgaf, it's been fun and that last relationship taught me I'm not good at maintaining relationships.

>> No.24915293

>>24914837
nice larp

>> No.24915334
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24915334

im in college and all the girls are either taken, not straight, or not interested

>> No.24915346

>>24910632
This is art

>> No.24915552

>>24914904
>lower your standards
if my standards were any lower id be going after fat slags and even they believe they deserve nothing less than brad pitt

>> No.24915563

>>24915334
they're not interested because you're ugly and uninteresting

>> No.24915590

>>24915563
how do i be interesting?

>> No.24915591

>>24910588
Most women are a waste of time. Just go get laid and don’t worry about a gf. Let them come to you

>> No.24915614

>>24911632
Just break up stupid

>> No.24915640
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24915640

>>24915563
>uninteresting
this is my problem. what is the solution? i've been thinking about taking up meth to spice things up.

>> No.24915652

>>24910588
Maybe if you're in Glitch come February.

>> No.24915795

>>24915640
idk the answer but dont listen to anyone that tells you to have interesting hobbies because no one especially girls dont care about how much you love to hike and learn languages or go magnet fishing. If I had to guess, I think girls find it hot when they think youre some kind of criminal or sociopath but not like the edgy faggot kind.

>> No.24915884

>>24911026
>When you have those things bitches don't even care that you're a bald fat fuck.
yes they do. you will never get the more attractive girls that have other options.

any poor white incel can date a black girl, but they dont. it depends what your standards are.

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24916364

Why do you want this

>> No.24916447

>>24915293
literally not a larp. all i had to do was bee myself.

i've had about 10 gfs in my life. you're on biz, not /r9k/.

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24916464

>about to turn 23
>have never gone on a date
>have only had drunk sexual encounters with 3 girls my whole life
>no vaginal sex with any of them, just 3rd base (oral)
>whiskey dick meant I never got to cum with any of them
>barely fucking remember what any of it felt like

>> No.24916480

>>24910588
I just want to invest in a quality sexbot.

>> No.24916522

>>24915640
Unironically, this. A lot of people have a savior complex, you'll be attracting women left and right.

>> No.24916674

>>24911787
why? Does truth make you angry? Why do you think muslim countries are ao violent towards women?

>> No.24916703

>>24916674
idk you tell me

>> No.24916751

>>24910622
At most I was seeing three girls at once and called it quits after a month once the novelty wore off and I'd reached sexual exhaustion.

Pointless hedonistic lifestyle

>> No.24916800

severe blackpill: young attractive women don't even care about money there's plenty of 4chan type girls that date neets you just have to aggressively pursue them, the years you spend "building your money up" are years wasted when it comes to pursuing young, desirable women. By the time you reach 25 it's quite weird to gun for 18 year olds but its fine when you're 21-22ish.

>> No.24916808

>>24915590
Good news is you don't have to be, just master the art of talking about them without asking any questions and you're golden

>> No.24917828

>>24911140
That stuff is just consoomerism. Spend the money on steroids and plastic surgeries; it's looks that matter.

>> No.24917856

>>24916800
where do I go to pursue young desirable women? I'm 25 and stacking

>> No.24918012

Getting just A girlfriend, even a super hot one, is unbelievably easy. What has proven to be a headache for me, specially this year, is progressing towards my goal of fucking 100 women, and then 1000.

>> No.24918037

>have gf
>doesnt want to hug me or anything else

I think shes depressed

>> No.24918062

>>24918037
somebody tell him

>> No.24918079

>>24918062
yeah yeah she is taking the BBC somewhere, get some new material

>> No.24918189

>>24916800
I fucked a 19yo when I was 28 now I am 30 and my gf ist 23. A Fried of mine is 46 and married a 26yo they are getting a child soon.
Girls like older men

>> No.24918207

>>24913482
Similar. The kind of chicks I attract have at least one of the following
>fat
>ugly
>have kids

Not settling. I either marry a virgin female or I pass on the female. Have attracted non fat childless average looking or better females but I was either oblivious or they likely were not virgins. Or the scenario where I can't hit on them. Such as at a job related function where I'm sure this girl secretly snapped a pic of me as I caught her looking at me earlier.

>> No.24918303

>>24918189
Yeah it's possible but becomes socially stranger

>>24917856
desirable to me means young/attractive/on same wavelength with personality so tinder if you're lucky but more likely on 4chan so get courting on /soc/ and /r9k/. It can take a while to finally find someone that hits these and is in the same country as you so best get started sooner rather than later

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24918336

>>24910588
Based

>> No.24918383

>>24916800
Lmao dude, no one is trading women for money. Chads fuck everything then become high earners. Earning money doesn't mean you're not getting sex

>> No.24918390

I just want a boyfriend
no i'm not a girl you pathetic simps

>> No.24918396

>>24918207
have kids is not a bad thing unless you plan on actually wife-ing and supporting her

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24918470

All my girls have been 10-15 years younger than me, or 10-15 years older. Women my age (36) smile, giggle but fucking shake nervously and run, I'd have to chase them.

What is wrong with me bros. Lolis and cougars, no porridge that's just right

>> No.24918473

>>24918383
A lot of guys here are stuck in the "I need to make it before I get a gf" mentality, read the thread

>> No.24918510

>>24918470
just fuck 20 yos whats your problem?

>> No.24918586

>>24918189
Based German bro