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The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 capricoin to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my capricoin wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my CPC balance) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my capricoin wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 capricoin to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 CPC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>> No.2490529
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2490529

>my 250CPC will be worth 10ETH by the end of this month
Feels good to be early for once

>> No.2490559

>>2490457
had me until
>bench 700kg but only squats 400kg
nice try chickenlegs
stay poor, stay small

>> No.2490590
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2490590

>>2490559
>he doesn't know the pasta

>> No.2490599

>>2490590
>unbalanced dyel tries to tell me to eat pasta
this is why you'll never make it

>> No.2490614

>>2490457

sounds like my life as a fent dealer.

>> No.2490644

>>2490457
>having to steal bitbean pasta for shilling
Truly a shitcoin

>> No.2490649

>>2490599
The /fit/ influx is shaping up to be entertaining

>> No.2490663

copypasta this to any shillcoin

>> No.2490733
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2490733

just finished buying yesterday. alot of people have started talking about CPC latley. chart also looks good imo

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>>2490457
Why is he driving a 2030 car in the year 2025? Is he driving a concept car from an auto show? That thing would be a piece of shit. Did a dealer create a mock-up car for him to drive around in? So he's driving some kind of mock-up concept car created by a dealership for marketing purposes? Could you possibly get any more pleb? Maybe ask the dealer if they want to put some big stickers all over it for you?

Fuck this pleb CPC coin I will never buy I don't want to be a poor poser like that Id rather have a Pizza Hut sign on the top of my Corolla then drive that plebmobile, surrounded by whores constantly expecting me to fuck when I'm trying to get my swole on. fuck off

>> No.2490816

>>2490733
>chart looks good
>literally just a flat line

>> No.2490848

>>2490816
Also known as a perfect time for people to accumulate before a pump...

Just threw some chump change at it so I'm in for the gamble. Let the lambo delivey commence

>> No.2490851

>>2490745
why is he paying his bitches if they drool over his money? He doesn't actually need to give them any. He could easily find new bitches.

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2490863

>>2490816
It's all in the volume that happened at that flat line my man

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>>2490816
stay poor dipshit

>> No.2491480

>>2490457
copypasta faggot.

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>>2490816
>Hur I don't know how crypto markets work.

Some group or person is gathering it up and keeping it suppressed. They always explode after a bit of time. It's in the perfect place for gains.

>> No.2491815

>capricoin
never heard of this hidden lil gem. I'll try my luck.