/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.24896282]

UTZ
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
Full playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3s0W8G-F7AdlU964_8WLh1YsCtQJ4lP1
Episode 7 out now! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMr7GCz9zeE

>Links for (You)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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[Anonymous No.24896292]

buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.24896314]

Up 17% on MARA should I sell now? This is the top right?

[Anonymous No.24896327]

>>24896282
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24896336]

>>24896314
Sell to me.

[Anonymous No.24896345]

>Stimulus Talks Set To Enter Weekend As Stumbling Blocks Remain
Are they baiting us to hold over the weekend so they can fail to pass stimie deal and we get red monday?

[Anonymous No.24896346]

Buy GHIV for it's January 21, 2021 merger date.

[CLF Chad No.24896352]

Added.

[Anonymous No.24896353]

>>24896314
I sold

[Anonymous No.24896355]

>>24896314
T H E T O P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up6Nxg17opQ

[Anonymous No.24896364]

.

[Anonymous No.24896374]

Who's the blonde cutie bottom right on CNBC?

[Anonymous No.24896380]

>>24896314
Up over 200% on shares, 350% on my calls. Not selling.

[Anonymous No.24896381]

is it too late for UPSTART?

[Anonymous No.24896391]

Nearly 8k profit for the first time since starting to invest in April.

[Anonymous No.24896395]

>>24896345
oh man rug pull sour hour at 3?

[Anonymous No.24896403]

>>24896364
lmao

[Anonymous No.24896406]

How many of you guys have piss jugs?

[Anonymous No.24896415]

>>24896364
Hey you actually did it! kek

[Anonymous No.24896419]

>>24896215
why a dollar? that would be a huge move.

[Anonymous No.24896424]

>>24896364
11/10 artwork
really captures the zeitgeist of the thread

[Anonymous No.24896429]

>>24896395
thats on friday

[Anonymous No.24896430]

>>24896364
Based

[Anonymous No.24896435]

my fucking portfolio is stuck in eternal crab while crypto jeets get rich, i am in HELL MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.24896443]

>>24896364
Very bullish for NAK

[Anonymous No.24896444]

>>24896391
option calls or just smart stock buying?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24896445]

>>24896406
I've used one during online poker tournaments.

[Anonymous No.24896447]

$ACUIF chads report in

how's your gains going today

[Anonymous No.24896471]

>>24896346
surprised ghiv hasn't moved much

[Anonymous No.24896481]

Is it really true NVEI will keep mooning? Redpill me frens

[Anonymous No.24896490]

>>24896435
Most people don't even have one bitcoin and are making 1g at most, a lot of people have shitcoins hoping they sky rocket, me included

[Anonymous No.24896499]

why is pstl going to the moon? i bought this shit as my crash proof divvy stock, this actually makes me nervous

[Anonymous No.24896501]

So I wanna start doing options starting with calls. Stock A is at $16 and I want to do jan 15 calls for $20. The plan is to sell that contract later. Do I Buy to open/close or sell to open/close?

[Anonymous No.24896503]

>>24896406
not anymore but in the past I have when still NEETing it up in family's house
sometimes you just have to piss at 3AM but all of the wagies in the house are asleep and you don't want to have to deal with waking them up with your piss and flushing noises

[Anonymous No.24896504]

>>24896444
Just stock buying.

[Anonymous No.24896510]

BasedStop finna close above 15 today

[Anonymous No.24896516]

>>24896419
The letter to investors that was given out last week,

[Anonymous No.24896519]

>>24896435
It’s been like this the entire month for me too. I lost about 25% of my portfolio earlier but PLTR call pulled me out. Been crabbing downward ever since. I’ve been losing $10-$30 per day and it’s fucking boring

[Anonymous No.24896527]

Thank you Mark Chalmers. I've been Chalm throughout this entire pump and will continue to remain Chalm while we pump to our eventual price target at $20 by EOY 2021.

[Anonymous No.24896536]

>>24896501
Sell open buy close

[Anonymous No.24896548]

>>24896519
UNIRONICALLY NGMI

[Anonymous No.24896553]

>>24896419
Do you know any games with this pixel art style?

[Anonymous No.24896558]

>>24896519
i'm not even going downward i'm just +/- 2% for the last 3 weeks and i'm going insane

[Anonymous No.24896564]

>>24896503
That's kinda sad anon

[Anonymous No.24896587]

You will remember Telos.

[Anonymous No.24896588]

>>24896553
literally just look at the indie tag on steam and click on something at random and it'll probably be a pixel art game made by someone who wasn't even alive when the style was mainstream

[Anonymous No.24896589]

if GME ends the day over 14 I'm going to cum inside my girlfriend tonight

[Anonymous No.24896590]

Whichever anon recommended Nxt-ID (NXTD) I went all in, you are a saint.

[Anonymous No.24896595]

>>24896471
That's what get's me. But it's only at $10.70. Since it's a SPAC (the $10 floor), you don't have much else but going up. At worst, it touches the $10 line but with a the merger in a month, I can't see it going down there for long.

Buy GHIV now and you just wait till January for you gains.

[Anonymous No.24896604]

>>24896548
Kek nigger I’m fine. I’m barely starting my 20’s so if you’ve got anything I can hold for 10 years with a lot of growth then shill it to me now

[Anonymous No.24896608]

>>24896527
>he responded and quite nicely
I'll be damned. That has to be bearish, right anons?

[Anonymous No.24896615]

>>24896282
Buy the damn chips rigger

[Anonymous No.24896619]

>>24896527
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.24896622]

What ARK ETF do i buy bros?

[Anonymous No.24896625]

I feels a rugpull coming

[Anonymous No.24896632]

>>24896564
like I said, not anymore, max comfy living alone now

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24896636]

>>24896406
>>24896445
I mean its not like I collected them, I'd dispose of them after the tournament. It was actually pretty cool I started with a freeroll tournament when I was like 15 and cashed out $500 right before they froze all the online accounts like 10 years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if there's still money in the account because once I turned 21 I never played on poker stars again.

[Anonymous No.24896642]

JUST MAKE CLF STAY ABOVE 14 ITS BEEN BLUEBALLING US ALL DAY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24896644]

>>24896588
or just go to /vr/ and download some emulators

[Anonymous No.24896647]

If $OPTI gets to a dollar, I will buy one of these and shove it up my ass.

[Anonymous No.24896648]

Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.24896659]

>>24896527
This is actually bullish. Going all in on UUUU.

[CLF Chad No.24896662]

I just can't stop buying $25 leap calls!

At 175 now lol

[Anonymous No.24896667]

>>24896615
I want to believe so badly that this is UTZanon but I'm sure you just got it from f*cebook or tw*tter

[Anonymous No.24896671]

>>24896364
Audibly keking

[Anonymous No.24896678]

>>24896406
when i was in college i'd sometimes use a piss jug if it was late at night and my roomates had guests over using living room/kitchen and i didnt want them to see me in my jammies. would throw away the next day tho.

[Anonymous No.24896689]

>>24896406
Trick question, everyone on /biz/ has a piss jug.

[Anonymous No.24896692]

Welcome to clown market, where bitcoin shoots up 10% in a day and your bitcoin miner trades sideways

[Anonymous No.24896700]

>>24896662
Didn't RH cap you at 5,000 contracts? Did you liquidate some?

[Anonymous No.24896706]

>Earnings announcement* for INTC: Jan 28, 2021
what do you semiconductor chads think the chances are they confirm they're outsourcing to TSM?
Only way they manage that is if they pay a huge premium to TSM too since TSM would rather have long-term stable customers

I'm hesitant to buy puts on INTC just because of this

[Anonymous No.24896709]

>>24896587
DEEP STATE
DEEP WEB
DARK WEB CUNNY
Very bullish for UTZ, thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.24896710]

ROKU

[Anonymous No.24896713]

In which NWOverlord should I invest tomorrow:
>ABNB
or
>TLS
?

[Anonymous No.24896714]

>>24896644
that's the superior option but you just know his zoomer ass would get filtered by the difficulty level of anything from before even '10

[Anonymous No.24896717]

It only goes down, I’m almost enjoying this.

[Anonymous No.24896722]

>>24896527
Will buy the UUUU dip if it happens

[CLF Tard No.24896730]

>>24896662
What happened to CLF between 2008-11?

[Anonymous No.24896732]

VALE and CLF on CNBC

[Anonymous No.24896752]

CUNNNY CUNNNY AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24896759]

>>24896692
Sir, it is actually up 16% today

[Anonymous No.24896773]

>>24896730
The same thing that happened to every company from 2008-11 I'd assume

[Anonymous No.24896781]

Sold all my FANG what a shit company

[Anonymous No.24896788]

>>24896759
RIOT

[Anonymous No.24896791]

>>24896752

[Anonymous No.24896798]

so a bunch of youtubers talk about hyliion and it has some fancy looking trucks and i buy it and it goes up

is it this easy? what is going to happen here?

[Anonymous No.24896799]

>>24896667
Not UTZ anon. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.24896805]

>>24896752
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24896807]

>>24896282
is utz really the ultimate cunny stock?

[Anonymous No.24896815]

>>24896590
Damn anon nice, I only put 600 shares in before it skyrocketed

[Anonymous No.24896831]

>>24896519
how are you LOSING money in one of the biggest pumps in history HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.24896835]

>>24896714
Sometimes when I replay certain games I grew up with I wonder how I was ever able to beat them as a kid, and others I wonder how I could be so retarded and get stuck on them

[Anonymous No.24896841]

>>24896713
ABNB tomorrow? Wait at least another month.

[Anonymous No.24896852]

>>24896706
All the semis do work for each other and process each other’s product. INTC outsourcing to TSM wouldn’t be ground breaking

[Anonymous No.24896861]

>>24896364
lol
I remember the absolute conviction of NAK holders that Trump would secure them a 10x, even after Don Jr. literally posted on twitter that pebble had to be stopped.
>Trust the plan
>Two more weeks
>Release the Pebble
I guess lmao

[Anonymous No.24896864]

>>24896791
thank you anon

[Anonymous No.24896878]

>>24896807
I COME HERE TO ESCAPE FROM KURO, NOT TO BE LURED BY HER LEWDNESS EVEN MORE

[Anonymous No.24896892]

I just bought 3 AAPL $130c expiring next friday
Am i a retard?

[Anonymous No.24896916]

What's the next meme? Is it over for the year?

[Anonymous No.24896926]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.24896941]

>>24896773
many stocks recovered or made new highs by 2011

[Anonymous No.24896952]

>>24896807
i just like that i grew up with their chips and they have an anime girl as a mascot

[Anonymous No.24896958]

>>24896892
Yes.

[Anonymous No.24896963]

>>24896926
dividends are for boomers

[Anonymous No.24896971]

Alright guys I'm going to go play some vidya. Don't crash the market for an hour until I get back, thanks!

[Anonymous No.24896979]

>MARA
too late to buy now?

[Anonymous No.24896988]

>>24896713
Do anons really take Klaus seriously?
I remember watching an interview with a more or less known journalist/publicist and he said the vast majority of rich/influential people think that Klaus is a massive faggot with a commie complex

[CLF Chad No.24896992]

Up to 200 $25 2023s

Think im gonna look around at the other leaps.. can't believe these are 2 dollars lol

[Anonymous No.24896993]

>>24896406
I use discarded plastic popcorn buckets, very convenient, can recommend. One of them has promotional stuff for NuWars on it, so I receive some extra satisfaction from regularly pissing on the sequels in a non-figurative manner.

[Anonymous No.24896999]

>>24896878

[Anonymous No.24897005]

So what do you guys make of the overall markets right now ? Debt is still cheap and piss poor returns but at the same time equity is reaching record highs so you are no longer buying with a pandemic discount. Investing in my go-to's just feels wrong. I just bought in on some more preferred stock and junk bonds today but it doesn't feel right...at the same time savings / CD / treasury is a joke so I can't sit on it either.

[Anonymous No.24897009]

What ARK ETF do i buy bros

[MARA Puts No.24897010]

>>24896979
Not too late to buy puts

[Anonymous No.24897014]

AQB frankenfish chads ww@

[Anonymous No.24897015]

>>24896963
apple and nvda pay divs. v and ma also.

[Anonymous No.24897017]

>>24896717
>buy the dips anon
>average down anon
>there’s a new dip every 2 days
>the news are solid and very promising, we have diamond hands HOLD
>it keeps going down
>no anon buy the dip!!

[Anonymous No.24897018]

>>24896963
My parents asked what to invest in and I mentioned them to go 10% in PLTR with the rest in boomer stocks.
Now they want more PLTR.

[Anonymous No.24897029]

>>24896892
lol yes but you might get insanely lucky. Sell it quick.

[CLF Chad No.24897043]

>>24896992

Think ill add some Vale cheapie leaps here too

[Anonymous No.24897050]

>>24896926
I'd rather invest in growth stocks.

I'll probably buy some large blue chip dividend paying companies after I've made it.

[Anonymous No.24897049]

>>24896992
there is a good chance they expire worthless, so i get it

[Anonymous No.24897053]

Sold GME at a loss. Sold TLS at a loss. Sold CLF for a minor profit and immediately after it reversed. Told myself I wouldn’t hold bags and if i held them 2-3 more days I’d be way up. Not based.

[CLF Tard No.24897057]

>>24896516
OPTI is not even on the market right now, correct?

[Anonymous No.24897061]

>>24896993
So you just have an open top piss container fermenting in your room?

[Anonymous No.24897065]

>>24896979
It'll probably retrace in the short term, but its got a decent long term outlook. Not thinking of selling till $15-$20. Slowly average in if you plan on buying and don't go all in at once.

[Anonymous No.24897070]

>>24896958
>>24897029
Why? Its already at $128.50 now. You dont think it will trend upwards over the week?

[CLF Chad No.24897080]

>>24897043

Yum

[Anonymous No.24897087]

>>24897057
Only if you're a robinhood cuck

[Anonymous No.24897095]

>>24897061
It gets better with age, unlike CUNNY
UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24897098]

>>24896831
Made the mistake of listening to bear fags and buying UVXY. I’m a beginner fren and I’ve learned several lessons these past few months

[Anonymous No.24897110]

Purchase SNDL

[Anonymous No.24897116]

>>24896999
Checked, I've honestly lost count how much semen I've produced because of them. Probably even more than because of my own girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.24897120]

>>24896999
Anon, I'm at work.

[Anonymous No.24897127]

>>24897057
OTC only

[Anonymous No.24897134]

>>24897110
>dude weed

[Anonymous No.24897140]

CAM ON CLF

HIT 14

[Anonymous No.24897142]

>>24897018
any more of those photos? wtf

[Anonymous No.24897155]

>>24897053
sounds like you're an emotional trader, so am i but i recognize it and i double guess my actions
focus more on fundamentals, don't feel bad about trimming down if you don't believe in the fundamentals anymore

[Anonymous No.24897160]

>>24897053
How tf did you lose on TLS?

[Anonymous No.24897165]

>>24897080
What percent are you liquidating and taking profits for your contracts?

[Anonymous No.24897167]

>>24897134
>dude lol it grows brain cells
It helps you get into a different mindset, but that is the most delusional statement of them all.

[Anonymous No.24897169]

CLF CLF CLF!

[Anonymous No.24897174]

>>24896999
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24897176]

>>24896659
>>24896722
good choice, anons.

[Anonymous No.24897186]

>>24896993
I just use my used big gulp cups

[Anonymous No.24897191]

>>24897014
reporting in

[Anonymous No.24897192]

>>24896380
>>24896353
>>24896336
Yep i sold and its only gone lower since

Did it the ting

[Anonymous No.24897195]

>>24897142
Creep in /pol/ and try to find the recurring "trad wife" threads. You'll find some of those saucy photos.

[Anonymous No.24897196]

Does anyone know how to create an RSI alert in StreetSmart Edge?

[Anonymous No.24897218]

>>24897176
wait, wut? the idiots that don't know how to just look at the daily volume on options chains and are coping about CLF are also coping about 4U in the same way? fuggin' kek

[Anonymous No.24897228]

Prepare for the cybersecurity boom

[Anonymous No.24897230]

>>24896589
same

[Anonymous No.24897257]

Can somebody here list 3 securities

[Anonymous No.24897271]

>>24897218
Why are people so concerned about options volume for closing all the time? If it's already in the money just close for slightly under the current value and bots will scoop it up to break the difference. You pay like 2% of your huge gains as a commission to bots to close it basically.

[CLF Chad No.24897280]

>>24896662
>>24896662
>>24896662

Awww yeah

[Anonymous No.24897283]

>>24897257
TQQQ QQQ QQQM

[Anonymous No.24897286]

>>24897257
AAPL
GOOG
Jackie Chan

[Anonymous No.24897293]

>>24897257
Cyber
Security camera
Security guard

EZ.

[Anonymous No.24897298]

>>24896926
Reporting in

[Anonymous No.24897310]

>>24896536
kek, that's very mean of you anon

[Anonymous No.24897311]

>>24897218
Honestly dissapointed at the lack of 4U memes i've seen from UUUU

[Anonymous No.24897315]

Load up on index puts

[Anonymous No.24897331]

>>24897280
>V A L E
>A
>L
>E

[Anonymous No.24897335]

>>24897257
Paul Blart
Richard Jewell
George Floyd (unironically)

[Anonymous No.24897341]

>>24897311
>Do you feel in charge?

[Anonymous No.24897351]

>>24896988
He's obviously nothing more than a puppet of the actual people in charge used to ridicule normies and taunt the (powerless) opposition. It's the same shit as Megacorp Billionaires always intentionally putting 666 in their patent filings, "Luciferase" in the covid vaccine, Kushner buying real estate on 666 avenue - shit that can't possibly be coincidence. It doesn't mean anything though, it's just what your shitposts look like when you're worth Trillions and own nations and shit.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24897354]

It's that time of the day where I scream at my reddest holding and tell it to suck a cock.

FUCK YOU RIOT SUCK A COCK!

[Anonymous No.24897357]

>only 88 UUUU shares
Should have gone all in

[Anonymous No.24897359]

>>24897311
Sorry, fren. I'm the original UUUU shill from /pmg/, but I cleared my browser history and lost all of them from pixlr.com. I would make more, but I need to keep working on my actual bizness (website).

[Anonymous No.24897366]

>>24897341
The most slav head turn of all time.

[Anonymous No.24897380]

>>24897315
Thank god for OP starting a cunny edition of /smg/

[Anonymous No.24897381]

>>24896988
Also, checked.

[Anonymous No.24897395]

>>24897354
How the fuck do you lose money on RIOT. Jesus Christ man.

[Anonymous No.24897420]

>>24897271
yea I know but the joke is that the volume isn't even bad, CLF chad can sell any fucking time but people that are still obsessed with him over his previous spamming and thread splitting are still coping even now about it

[Anonymous No.24897432]

>>24896595
ironically most of /biz/ will ignore this since buying high is preferrable

[Anonymous No.24897445]

>>24897080
What about TECK?

[Anonymous No.24897448]

>>24897098
I started in May and my portfolio is worth 115% of what I've put into it.

[Anonymous No.24897457]

>>24897311
CLF and 4U are memes that don't need images
Member when meme =/= image macro? I member

[Anonymous No.24897458]

>>24896391
Bruh, what broker is this?

[Anonymous No.24897466]

>>24897420
A lot of his options are otm so maybe they won't fill cheaply, I haven't done large amount of closing on otm calls.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24897469]

>>24897395
I haven't lost any money on RIOT yet, but if you look at what I fucking paid for those contracts, and look then you look at what they're fucking worth, you can see the answer to your stupid fucking question.

[Anonymous No.24897473]

Rugpull incoming

[Anonymous No.24897486]

>>24897473
Shut up nigger

[CLF Tard No.24897494]

>>24897087
I use Webull and don't see it.

[Anonymous No.24897498]

>>24897457
I've made 1 shitty CLF meme, but I've only seen 1 person save it. I have failed. :(

[Anonymous No.24897501]

>>24897395
>>24897354
Lost on RIOT but net profit on MARA im out now

MARA has peaked

[Anonymous No.24897507]

>>24897357
Got 600 but still unsure if I should have bought 100 or 1000

[Anonymous No.24897510]

>>24897380
>>24897315
it's about fuggin' time koto desuno~

[Anonymous No.24897532]

>>24897354
You gotta stop buying weeklies man.

[Anonymous No.24897534]

Reminder to buy HEXO

Reminder to buy TRUFF/TRIP.cn

Reminder to buy NUMI.

[Anonymous No.24897540]

I am like 75% in GME but what the fuck compels retards to make options investment decisions like this

[Anonymous No.24897548]

Is a RH cash account better than a standard one?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24897563]

>>24897501
You call that a fucking peak? Mara is going to gap and go tomorrow to over $12, and guess what, tomorrow still won't be the peak.

[Anonymous No.24897567]

APOLOGIZE TO MVIS RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.24897569]

[Anonymous No.24897573]

>>24897540
Gambling addiction

[Anonymous No.24897582]

>>24897548
If you're just doing stocks, yes

[Anonymous No.24897584]

Come on PLTR up up up

[Anonymous No.24897587]

>>24897486
Check these dubs faggot

[Anonymous No.24897594]

>>24897548
It's just different. RH cash let's you get a debit card tied to the RH cash.

[Anonymous No.24897599]

Bought CRSR at the top.. I really feel like I should sell today while it's high but then again regardless of what I do I'll probably end up regretting it

[Anonymous No.24897604]

>>24897563
>Baggie says it will pump more
This might be an actual sell signal.

[Anonymous No.24897607]

>>24897540
>investment
maybe theyre not old enough to go to the casino

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24897608]

>>24897540
Looks like a solid play to me.

[Anonymous No.24897615]

>>24896692
investing in commodity related stocks instead of the commodities themselves (when personally accessible, like pms or crypto) is basically retarded

[Anonymous No.24897625]

>>24897540
Gambling is lots of fun, I've got a far OTM put on TSLA expiring Dec. 31st because it'll be really cool if the stock actually plummets soon, and I'll lose $30 if it doesn't. Just like the lottery, it's the poor man's tax/

[Anonymous No.24897635]

When is VALE earnings next year?
Tradingview doesn't say

[MARA Puts No.24897650]

>>24897563
>He actually believes this
Shit I should have bought more puts

[Anonymous No.24897653]

Why did I doubt MVIS anon 2 months ago? He said I was his fren and I didnt believe..

[Anonymous No.24897654]

drop riot, crash and burn so I can buy

[Anonymous No.24897659]

>The medial rental price in Manhattan fell an astonishing 22% in November, from the year prior, to $2,743 per month, according to Bloomberg. This marks the lowest media price for rent in the city since October of 2010.

[CLF Chad No.24897668]

>>24897498

Saved anon. Have one of mine

[Anonymous No.24897670]

>>24897615
when I have enough money and commodities boom again I'll trade iron ore futures instead of CLF

[Anonymous No.24897675]

i told you retards to buy the OTGLY dip

[Anonymous No.24897702]

You guys think UTZ is a good stock to hold long-term for 2021? Zoomers still eat UTZ, right? Are they expanding outside their traditional territory?

[Anonymous No.24897706]

>>24897599
Is that CLF Tranny?

[Anonymous No.24897715]

>>24897540
basically the cost of a lottery ticket, and with better odds

[Anonymous No.24897720]

>>24897615
nah man, Bitcoin stocks lagged way behind the price

RIOT/MARA were easy 2x if you were watching Bitcoin hit 19k for weeks since they didn't move at all

[Anonymous No.24897726]

>bought $500 of mvis at 0.51 back in may or whenever it was
>literally my first stock ever
>sold at 0.88 after the first pnd
That hurts

[Anonymous No.24897730]

When to start buying BA Calls or open spreads?

[Anonymous No.24897732]

>>24897659
Anyone with actual cash and intelligence already left by the time Fentanyl Floyd died. The only ones left are pic related.

[Anonymous No.24897734]

>>24897659
kek, rents going up in surrounding states from all their filth moving out

[Anonymous No.24897745]

>>24896595
>>24897432
I never really understood SPACS. Are they just pump and dump scams except they're considered "reputable" and not called out as scams even after the dump?

[Anonymous No.24897746]

>>24897702
Zoomer here, what exactly is UTZ? Why does everyone want to invest in it? Hopefully they offer vegan options

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24897754]

NOOOO MARA GAINS!!!! COME BACK!!!!!

[Anonymous No.24897760]

Seems like we're back on track to get cucked at ~21$, where I'll forget to sell again. The circle goes on.

[Anonymous No.24897778]

>>24897654
Just sell puts.

[CLF Pleb No.24897780]

Just ordered my Lambo from BABA you fags jealous yet?

[Anonymous No.24897781]

>>24897726
profits are profits anon. getting emotional is for the weak.

[Anonymous No.24897784]

>>24897659
rent only goes up, the government will compensate the poor landlords for their loss

lmao@ the stimulus talks on 'double dipping' to stop the proles from getting a 600$ check AND 300$ improved unemployment

all while shoveling infinity dollars into the stock market so investors can stay solvent

[Anonymous No.24897794]

>>24897584
is this still going to happen??

[Anonymous No.24897793]

>>24897706
No CLFfaggot is much fatter

[Anonymous No.24897799]

>>24897706
Pretty sure its samir alja'hyde, the boston marathon bomber

[Anonymous No.24897801]

>>24897780
Lambogini

[Anonymous No.24897803]

>>24897734
I live in eastern PA and it fucking sucks
Roads are filled with dumb faggots from NY who don't know how to drive and rent prices are skyrocketing.

[Anonymous No.24897812]

bought the HCAC dip bro's. Im ready for monday bro's. any other HCAC chads here?

[Anonymous No.24897814]

im so tempted to scalp GME but this pump is spooky

[Anonymous No.24897816]

>>24897726
well it's basically roulette with shit like GNUS and MVIS because they don't have fundamentals

Like compare them to pic related which is only a 65 million market cap. Makes a profit, clean balance sheet with much more cash than the immaterial long-term debt. Plenty of growth.. but it just crabs up quietly because it's not EV or weed or some other speculation

[Anonymous No.24897818]

>>24897780
>Indian guy in photo
That's gold, Jerry. GOLD.

[Anonymous No.24897825]

UNITED
STATES
POSTAL
SERVICE

do your duty

[Anonymous No.24897831]

Did anyone buy HAVLF today at open?

[Anonymous No.24897832]

>>24897760
why sell at ~21 when I can sell at 420.69?

[Anonymous No.24897833]

>>24897659
>>24897734
My dad's friends actually moved out of their houses, so they could rent them out, they are staying in other places right now because they are getting rent that is like 4x their mortgage payments from the exodus.

[MARA Puts No.24897842]

>>24897754
lmao moron

[Anonymous No.24897844]

Bros, the USD/SEK crash is assraping all my AMD gains

[Anonymous No.24897849]

>>24897625
How the fuck do you only have a max loss of $30 on a put?

[Anonymous No.24897862]

ok I'll bite what is the Vale play?

[Anonymous No.24897865]

>>24897754
buy more MARA calls please

[Anonymous No.24897869]

I TOLD YOU RETARDS TO BUY THE OTGLY DIP

[Anonymous No.24897872]

https://www.investing.com/news/coronavirus/us-senator-says-covid19-deal-likely-to-stretch-into-weekend-cnbc-2370938

LET THE DUMP BEGIN

[Anonymous No.24897875]

How do you go about doing business analysis before investing?

[Anonymous No.24897877]

>>24897803
same here iktf bro

[Anonymous No.24897878]

>>24897849
It’s probably some retarded strike that could never possibly happen

[Anonymous No.24897882]

New Mark Chalmers NFT (1/1). Very RARE

[Anonymous No.24897892]

>>24897832
Based, true

[Anonymous No.24897910]

>>24897825
I don't know if your shitpost is about WKHS or about the election but either way HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.24897912]

>>24897872
Index puts already loaded sir

[Anonymous No.24897917]

>>24897833
damn thats a lot of jewish names

[Anonymous No.24897918]

>>24897875
First you do anal than you do the sis

[Anonymous No.24897936]

>>24897816
>those names
oy vey

[Anonymous No.24897938]

>>24897726
I know how that feels
>bought MVIS at $1.90 but sold at $2
>could’ve SPI energy back in September at $7, bought at $12 and sold at $21 despite a pump to $43
>Bought WNW yesterday @ $28.88 and sold at $40, moons up to $120 today
I try to learn from all of these mistakes while I’m still young ofc. Rather makes these mistakes now than later in life

[Anonymous No.24897940]

>>24897458
Its in the filename

[Anonymous No.24897946]

sold my MARA nice 40% profit

[Anonymous No.24897951]

>>24897872
This is saying its going to happen you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.24897962]

>>24897910
I own shares in WKHS!!

[Anonymous No.24897961]

>$600 fucking stimulus check

what the fuck how can they jew us so hard but have no problems giving trillions to niggers and jews

[Anonymous No.24897968]

>>24897833
>Stein

[Anonymous No.24897971]

>>24897745
SPAC is practically IPOs. They're meant to solely generate capital and act as a vehicle for an eventual merger that will hopefully generate capital. Sometimes they're pump and dumps but their original purpose isn't to be one. It's just that the EV SPAC plays created a weird perception of them.

The big thing about buying GHIV now is that SPACs are practically locked to the $10 floor due to how they're structured. So buying GHIV now means that while your upside is uncertain, the losses you can possible take is locked to a certain range.

[Anonymous No.24897980]

>>24897872
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24898003]

>>24897745
SPACs are IPOs that get done in half a year compared to 2-3 years for IPOs. Normal IPOs have a lot of due diligence that screens out fraud also normal IPOs are cheaper to do then SPACs.

Companies do it to capitalize on a red hot market that might crash at any time. The underlying company could be scams like NKLA or could be a good company that just wants to grab cash from the capital markets when the getting is good.

[Anonymous No.24898004]

>>24897961
is it confirmed? is that why US dollar is duping so hard?
fuck me i have like US$600 leftover on the USD side of my TFSA

[Anonymous No.24898011]

>>24897951
this is the 3rd time they postpone the stimulus and they tell you for 2 weeks that a deal is likely to happen you dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.24898012]

>>24897961

[Anonymous No.24898021]

>>24896926
bought some NRZ, CEQP, and KMI today. I also have about $2000 in OMP, I guess I didnt know their div was suspended at the time. I hope it comes back soon

[Anonymous No.24898032]

>>24897961
I'm a little confused by this honestly. Why do the people above need stimulus too?

[Anonymous No.24898040]

>>24897726
>>24897938
newfag here
Why can't I just use limits or trailing stop loss orders?

[Anonymous No.24898061]

To all the anons saying mushrooms will not be used in the future, you are wrong.

BUY NUMI

https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/omar-ishrak-retire-medtronic-executive-210000309.html

[Anonymous No.24898071]

>>24898040
>trailing stop loss
lol look at the MVIS chart you dummy

[Anonymous No.24898075]

>>24897803
CT sucks as well the most niggery nigs and spics id ever seen. blatently obvious they arent natives. at least now i know for certain which buildings are section 8

[Anonymous No.24898090]

What buy? i just buy more dkng and im happy

[Anonymous No.24898093]

When were you where Dollar was kill?

[Anonymous No.24898118]

>>24897726
This is why you never sell everything all at once

[Anonymous No.24898140]

possibly dumb question: if I have 200 shares and sell a couple covered calls in July and the stock decides to plummet past my stop limit order, can I still sell my shares? or are they locked into the call

[Anonymous No.24898150]

>>24898093
Here, fuck USA.
I shouldn't have invested. USD/SEK is assraping my 10% gain to a 5%

[Anonymous No.24898161]

How does CLF play out on days like today? Rise at end of day or continual dip?

[Anonymous No.24898173]

>>24898140
it wont let you place the order

[Anonymous No.24898200]

>>24897110
Fuck that piece of shit.

t. Bagholder

[Anonymous No.24898202]

>>24898173
oof

[Anonymous No.24898230]

>>24898075
I've heard that people in the northeast hate people from CT the most, even though NJ is the most hated state.

[Anonymous No.24898236]

>>24898202
you can always buy back your calls to close your short position first if you think it's worth it

[Anonymous No.24898245]

>>24898202
you can buy to close the covered call (which would have also lost a ton of value)

[Anonymous No.24898257]

>>24898140
locked.

>>24898236
this

[Anonymous No.24898269]

>>24898061
IM TRYING BUT MY TRANSFERS ARE FROZEN FOR 5 FUCKING DAYS UNTIL THEY CAN BE USED ON NUMI AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.24898288]

>>24897142
idk if its the same photog, but very similar is dubnitskiy_david on instagram

[Anonymous No.24898302]

Can someone explain this to me

[Anonymous No.24898303]

>>24898230
Dragon country MA here. Everything south and east of me is terrible. Meanwhile, VT and NH people are based

[Anonymous No.24898310]

Whatever happened to LCI guy? Did he finally kill himself?

[CLF Pleb No.24898329]

>>24897110
>dude, weed
Not even once. You gotta stay ahead of the drug game. If ever a crack company gets listed I'll be all over it.

[Anonymous No.24898330]

>>24897098
just buy good stocks and hold

[Anonymous No.24898331]

>>24898302
People bidding down the price in hope of getting cheapies on a green day.

[Anonymous No.24898363]

TLS and UTZ are making me so much money

[Anonymous No.24898375]

>>24896619
based ami poster

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24898378]

$15 RIOT better fucking happen tomorrow. I'm fucking pissed here.

[Anonymous No.24898391]

OH MY GOD IT'S OVER FOR US CLF AND MARA BROS

[Anonymous No.24898396]

baking

[Anonymous No.24898404]

>>24898230
I hate everyone in my neighborhood too so i assume they must have a good reason

[Anonymous No.24898430]

rate my biggest holdings

TSLA
LCA
RKT
JPM
AAPL
PLTR

[Anonymous No.24898435]

[CLF Pleb No.24898456]

>>24898391
Goes down then mostly up, or up mostly then down almost every day. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.24898468]

>>24898404
I think it's the standoffish mid-atlantic attitude.

[Anonymous No.24898469]

>>24898329
there are some genuinely decent weed stocks. TLRY and APHA have made me good money. When we go full blown legalization this industry will pump hard. Its just a waiting game.

[Anonymous No.24898479]

>>24898387
>>24898387
>>24898387
new bread

[Anonymous No.24898496]

>>24897702
The typical all in one bag lunch for inner city youths and poor fags. Definitely a buy and hold.

[Anonymous No.24898497]

good day to buy uvxy? sell tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.24898498]

>>24898468
>standoffish mid-atlantic attitude.
This sounds very nice, i don't like how polite people here are in the Silicon Valley

[Anonymous No.24898501]

>>24897803
I live in Philly, and it's a lie to act like 3astern PA isn't filled with born and bred terrible drivers.

[Anonymous No.24898510]

>>24898456
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.24898518]

>>24898363
I just bought UTZ. Hopefully it's a long-term moneymaker. Hopefully they make an anime adaptation and a movie and UTZ expands overseas. Most people haven't tried crab chips but I think they have great potential in Japan.

[Anonymous No.24898522]

If I start a business and use a business credit card only for business expenses would I be able to use the reward points from that card, like flight miles, on my own personal vacations?

[Anonymous No.24898560]

>>24897946
110% profit on MARA and 115% on RIOT today. Exited before this shit dive on BTC

[Anonymous No.24898572]

Reminder to buy ACI, UTZ, and BAC :)

[Anonymous No.24898595]

>>24898302
your broker is using the mid-point between the bid/ask for pricing and for some reason the $15 bid is lower than the $16 bid. market maker doing something screwy.. no one is hitting the bid those, recent trades are around $2.80

[Anonymous No.24898597]

>>24898498
>polite
>silicon valley

Kek

[Anonymous No.24898613]

>>24897726
You would have been a fool to not sell thirty minutes before the tele conference and the “big announcement”

[Anonymous No.24898620]

>>24898468
anytime someone comes up to you theyre trying to get something out of you here. friendliness will get you exploited

[Anonymous No.24898642]

>>24898329
I'd pay to see a middle-aged white man in an expensive suit go on stage and say
>"Good evening, I am the CEO of Crack/Cocaine (CRCK)!"
We're fast approaching levels of Clownworld that shouldn't be possible.

[Anonymous No.24898649]

>>24896406
I never pissed into a bottle, instead I would piss out my window

[Anonymous No.24898664]

>>24898597
Everyone besides Asians/Indians in the Silicon Valley are weirdly polite and chummy. Pajeets and chinks are cold motherfuckers in the Silicon Valley though, soulless robots. I assume the mid atlantic is a good middle ground between those two.

[Anonymous No.24898775]

>>24896519
if youre crabbing sell calls and puts at the same strike, dumbass

[Anonymous No.24898788]

>>24897849
$50 strike puts on TSLA

[Anonymous No.24898847]

>>24898649
>instead I would piss out my window
I used to do this too when I lived in a trailer for a while, except it was a sliding door/window that faced the woods so there wasn't any risk of anyone seeing me
I forgot about that, good times

[Anonymous No.24899481]

>>24896447
sweet green gains