Coasting At Work General

[Anonymous No.24892686]

Who here is just coasting at work right now until they retire next year?

[Anonymous No.24893073]

I've been coasting at work since I started working lmao.

[Anonymous No.24893219]

>>24893073
This

[Anonymous No.24893352]

>>24892686
I have been working like 4 days a month for 6 years. now been waiting to retire on crypto for couple years. Been on goverment gibs the whole time

[Anonymous No.24893390]

I only have 1400USD in crypto atm but I basically just shitpost from work all day anyway when I'm not doing my actual job. It's comfy enough, I really just want a car and a house, I don't need to retire to make it. I just want to support a wife and kids without getting divorce raped.

[Anonymous No.24893394]

>>24893073
Based
>>24892686
I've put in about six hours of honest work since March. I should just quit but I don't want to have to pull out even a cent of my crypto gains

[Anonymous No.24893467]

>>24893394
>I should just quit but I don't want to have to pull out even a cent of my crypto gains
This is the main reason I keep working

[Anonymous No.24893504]

>>24892686
I've been doing the absolute bare minimum since March lockdown, I had my annual review last week and my pajeet manager said "there's room for growth" but because I've been here for 2 years I automatically get promoted/payrise.

[Anonymous No.24893597]

>>24893394
This pretty much. Hoping I've gone up in the redundancy pecking order so I can her a sweet payout and chill next year. Sadly there are many wastes of space ahead of me.

[Anonymous No.24893739]

>work construction.
>Don't bust ass but put in a good effort.
>Could get a better job but co-workers are all shut ins and prob won't get the meme flu at the club
>Keep my job cause I show up every day.
>Buy crypto and hodl.
>/Cozy/
>Haven't been effected by meme flu.
>Already planning on cashing out into real estate and living off that.
>450-600k and I never work again.
>That's like 2btc.
>Can grow chickens and sell eggs if I need worthless FIAT.

[Anonymous No.24894016]

sad thing is my coasting is my co-workers full effort which just makes me look better

[Anonymous No.24894058]

>>24893739
I worked in the field for a long time, but now I moved into the office and I cost estimate now.
I get to work around 8:45am and I leave no later than 4 every day (usually I’m gone by 2:30-3:00)
Barely do any work.
Maybe 5-6 hrs a week tops
>make 85k a year with great benefits
I’m just sitting on my crypto stack
>put 15% of salary into retirement with company 5%match
>max out additional Roth IRA
>live off the rest of my salary, and even have plenty extra to put into stocks and more crypto

I’m probably gonna keep this job for as long as I’m able to keep this situation.
If crypto goes as high as we all hope, I’ll cash out, buy a beach house and chill for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.24894108]

>>24892686
coasting since day one

[Anonymous No.24894130]

>>24892686
Since the coof hit my wage cage has decided to supplement responsibilities and provide no insight or training to me. i used to work in the field do installations, but now I'm doing help tickets, handling ticket assignments to other departments, data and failure analysis, bitch work basically. I know what to do because I figured it out on my own but told no one I knew and consistently miss deadlines, ghost clients, and play dumb under the guise of "ah jeez I had no idea. when can I get some training on this process...I'm just a field tech remember?"

[Anonymous No.24894178]

Since COVID came along I've been basically "working" from home.

I do fuck all every day and I'm paid a salary of about $110,000 a year. I used to enjoy this job but the company has gone to shit and it's time to move on, thing is, I'm so fucking comfy where I am, I'm earning good money for doing fuck all, I send, maybe two emails or so a week, no one bothers me.

I used to take pride in my work, but realised it doesn't matter, just become an anonymous cog in a corporate machine and chug on with it. I will look for a new job in the new year, I miss the challenge, and actually delivering shit.

[Anonymous No.24894301]

Degenerates

[Anonymous No.24894304]

>>24892686
Ha. I was wondering if others were doing this as well.

[Anonymous No.24894318]

>>24894178
>this larp
lmao

[Anonymous No.24894328]

>>24894178
>I used to take pride in my work, but realised it doesn't matter
that's the thing. i realised at some point recently that putting actual effort into work is largely under appreciated and usually goes unnoticed and you ultimately don't get any bonus from it. what's the point of putting 100% of your energy into work for x money when you can just not do that, do something relatively mediocre and still get x money.

[Anonymous No.24894359]

>>24892686
Ive been coasting for past 2 years showing up stoned all the time sleeping at work gaming at work finally got fired without cause last month 26 weeks pay put it all in litecoin at $80

[Anonymous No.24894392]

>>24894318
It's all the truth, friend.

>>24894328
Yep, might as well just coast along for the same reward as everyone else, at this point I'm basically pushing it to see how far I can take it.

[Anonymous No.24894401]

>>24894178
You could just spend company time learning and progressing in other fields.

[Anonymous No.24894430]

>>24894318
I’m not that far off from him and I worked for 15 minutes yesterday.

[Anonymous No.24894440]

>>24892686
Top 10 XRP wallet here, I'm with you

[Anonymous No.24894459]

>>24894401
I already have, I went out and got some industry standard qualifications and passed some additional exams. I just don't have the same motivation or drive that I used to, I think it's because we're all stuck at home.

[Anonymous No.24894466]

>>24893073
based as fuck. wish i had done this when i started working

[Anonymous No.24894485]

>>24892686
Hitler photo ruins this. Terrible

[Anonymous No.24894572]

>put in max effort
>receive extra work for no extra pay
>stop putting in max effort

[Anonymous No.24894588]

>>24892686
fucking based image
>>24894485
honest to god m8, kill youself please

[Anonymous No.24894590]

>>24894459
Just have to find some shit that actually interests you.

[Anonymous No.24894735]

>>24894304
Yeah once we get to the summer, I'm out of here. Also, my boss is a passive aggressive cunt manlet. He's also jealous of me because i'm almost a decade younger than he is and I'm already way more successful than he was at my age. He loves to be condescending and bark orders at me. I can't wait to walk up to him on my last day and just flick him in the face.

[Anonymous No.24894866]

>>24894485
>Oy vey don’t insult the poor Jews
Kys

[Anonymous No.24894921]

>>24892686
Work from home has been a blessing, and because I’m working with a huge team, it’s so poorly coordinated and communication is so bad that my managers think I’m way more productive than I actually am.
Motivation took a massive hit too when they froze everybody’s pay since covid hit. They want more, they can pay me more.

[Anonymous No.24895121]

>>24894921
>They want more, they can pay me more.
based

[Anonymous No.24895544]

>>24893390
>support a wife and kids without getting divorce raped
Good luck with that

[Anonymous No.24895660]

>>24894485
KYS

[Anonymous No.24895682]

>>24894735
Fuck yeah. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.24895727]

>>24892686
working for a broker dealer has fucked me.
i'd be a millionaire if I could have made the moves I wanted but didnt because getting the paperwork approved sucks

[Anonymous No.24895805]

>>24893504
pajeet managers are the worst

[Anonymous No.24895978]

>>24894485
Lol kike is butthurt

[Anonymous No.24896044]

>>24892686
Having an audit today through TEAMS. Took me months to prepare, the fag compliance guy didn't prepare his questions. Now seating here while he stumbles over questions one after another. Already in unpaid overtime. Fucking retard. Hate people like that.

[Anonymous No.24896046]

i've been coasting all month. holidays + winter + surging bitcoin makes it hard to focus on work

[Anonymous No.24896264]

>>24892686
Been coasting for 6 months, doing the absolute bare minimum. Retarded management is happy. Will ask for a raise after the holidays in January

[Anonymous No.24896405]

>>24892686

i've been collecting unemployment checks since march and putting them all on crypto i'm rich now, never going back

[Anonymous No.24896465]

>>24894572
This. Once you realise that hard work DOES NOT pay off you really stop giving a fuck.
FUCK big corporations, FUCK boomers and FUCK middle management

[Anonymous No.24896498]

What are some chill jobs a uni kid can get? I just got want to coast during the bull run

[Anonymous No.24896581]

>>24893073
Absolutely same and based

>>24893394
>I've put in about six hours of honest work since March. I should just quit
Same, the company really shouldn't be paying some like me what they are but ill keep taking it until they tell me to fuck off

[Anonymous No.24896629]

>>24892686
BubuububuBASED. I've already said fuck it to any cjance of seeing my Q4 bonus, so instead of pushing what I can through to look good I'm just gonna drag my feet and have Q1 2021 in the bag by January 15th. D E V I L I S H.

[Anonymous No.24896685]

>>24896498
Work in a cool bar as a bartender. Ok money and you'll fuck loads if you are at least somewhat attractive

[Anonymous No.24896726]

>>24895805
they really are, no common sense, convenient memory loss, obsessive about the work and autistic when it comes to any other aspects of life

I have to tell him when public holidays are coming up.

[Anonymous No.24896755]

>>24894921
Work from home has been a blessing, and because I’m working with a huge team, it’s so poorly coordinated and communication is so bad that my managers think I’m way more productive than I actually am.

this 100000%. I work maybe 3-5 hours a week at most, but considering most of that is sending emails out to people and im in a massive team it seems like so much is getting done, truly comfy god bless the coof stay as long as possible

[Anonymous No.24896756]

>>24894485
dial 8

[Anonymous No.24896794]

best part is when the boss passive aggressively mentions how much they appreciate your great work to try to “motivate” you to move your ass

[Anonymous No.24896867]

>>24894485
Gas yourself juden

[Anonymous No.24896900]

>>24893394
>pull out even a cent of my crypto gains
you can't.

[Anonymous No.24896927]

>>24896044
I just sat through a similar meeting. I'm taking over a project from the current guy and he totally phoned in his presentation, I thought it was a shitshow but then at the end of the day everyone was saying what a good job he did while ignoring that almost everything about his presentation needs to be redone before the next review.

Clearly the expectations are rock bottom for this project. I just need to find someone I can dump the actual work on so I can keep playing JRPGs.

[Anonymous No.24896995]

Coasting at work is nice, but it creates bad habits. If I’m just playing games at work instead of trying to do my job, I find that it makes me more lazy when it comes to working on personal projects rather than more productive.

[Anonymous No.24897004]

>>24894485
HH nigger

[Anonymous No.24897045]

>>24892686
Quitting in a month. Doing the bare minimum until then.

[Anonymous No.24897058]

>>24895660
Quality 8bit programming. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.24897204]

>>24896995
Coast at work so you can focus on your personal projects instead

[Anonymous No.24897547]

>work at home teacher.
I have so much free time I don't even know what to do. I have 3 15 minute Zoom meetings a day with the kids who do show up, I'm caught up on grading, I have the first month after Christmas break planned, I've already jacked it for the day, and no one checks in on me.
I have wasted so much time the last week just shitposting here rather than doing something constructive.

[Anonymous No.24897693]

>>24897204
Why would I do that when I can just play hearts of iron instead? In all seriousness though fuck my life for this video game addiction

[Anonymous No.24897765]

How much longer am I going to have to coast bros? When is the moon?

[Anonymous No.24897913]

I was doing this for 2017. Then I quit wage cucking and have been cruising since. Sooner you can jump off the treadmill, sooner your life improves (more time, health, focus on what matters vs some useless office politics bs)

[Anonymous No.24897966]

>>24897913
What have you been doing since then anon? Started your own business?

[Anonymous No.24898162]

>>24897966
Been working out, and did a lot of travel before COVID1984 lockdowns started. Going to start a website for learning more about coins, tracking defi, stuff like that. No shilling there either, want to build a trusted source for nocoiners.

[Anonymous No.24898622]

>>24892686
Honestly Life as a Air Force Officer is basically just coasting until you hit about Major, then people slightly care about your decisions. Anything below O-5 is basically having a 140k/yr mcjob with minimal exposure for any stupid shit you do. I'll probably coast at my next defense gig too lmao.

[Anonymous No.24898777]

>>24898622
This. My dad was an officer in the chair force, and it was a pretty good gig for him. He turned down a promotion to Col. and retired, because it quickly becomes a career in kissing DC ass.

[Anonymous No.24898916]

i always am afraid that one day I'll be found out that I only do a few hours of real work per week, but somehow it never happens and instead I'm continually praised for doing such a good job. I almost feel bad for deceiving everyone & feel guilty because I'm essentially stealing from the company. But I guess when all of my coworkers are even dumber and less capable than me I don't have too much to worry about.

[Anonymous No.24899037]

>Was coasting at work, enjoying the easy life
>Manager goes off on 'stress'
>Suddenly workload skyrockets and actually have to take on harder jobs
FUCK

[Anonymous No.24899263]

>>24898622
>>24898777
Navy is a little tougher since our senior officers think that if they're not shitting on junior officers they're not earning their paychecks. Pay is still excellent, just less opportunities for WFH. I'm extremely fortunate I found a nice backwater command for myself before I get out.

[Anonymous No.24899284]

>>24898777
Based Anon - what did he end up doing after?

I'd probably take the job to O-6 with the stipulation that it was a wing commander spot, far from DC where it's a little less political. My career field has some spots like that though.

[Anonymous No.24899316]

>>24899263
Ah yeah, I have an enlisted friend in the Navy that place seems like a real hell hole ngl.

[Anonymous No.24899577]

>>24896465
Based as fuuuuuk

[Anonymous No.24899957]

>>24892686
I am doing the opposite, I am doing like two person’s job so when I leave they are more fucked.

[Anonymous No.24901440]

>>24893073
It won’t be so funny when you’re on your death bed and you realized you wasted your life
Work harder and make something of yourself you lazy nigger

[Anonymous No.24901526]

>>24899316
I wanna kms so bad.
>T. E4 nuke on subs

[Anonymous No.24901529]

>>24892686
checked, i literally started taking all wednesday off

[Anonymous No.24901767]

>>24901526
I am sorry bro I really am. I know that USNA treats E's like literal fucking animals, it's honestly greener over here - if you have any inclination to stay military after your contract is up, get a cyber, contracting, intel or finance job over here and enjoy 6 hour workdays, and down fridays.

But rly tho I'm sorry.

> t. Enlisted army, now AF O

[Anonymous No.24901790]

I've been doing the bare minimum since lockdown began. Still somehow got an 8k raise and been given my own greenfield project to create and run. Really just waiting for a good moon to quit and write a book or make a game or some shit. My boss is gonna be pissed

[Anonymous No.24901793]

Work smarter not harder

[Anonymous No.24901812]

>>24901767
USN*

[Anonymous No.24901976]

>>24901440
>make something of yourself you lazy nigger
how does spending all day in an office do this? do you ever read in history books about the hardest, or best worker in the company? or do you read about the company and the ceo?

[Anonymous No.24902002]

>>24894178
I'm in the same boat. Funny how wagies think this some is super uncommon thing. You dummies have no idea how inefficient the corporate world is. Literally just a bunch of boomers being sustained by your generous tax dollar contributions through whatever government contract or subsidy they recently snapped up. This is why lolbertarians are retarded when they claim that the private sector is somehow magically more efficient .

[Anonymous No.24902052]

>>24892686
The secretary at my law firm got COVID recently and I've been forced to actually go into the office and do her wagie tasks. Can't wait for this bull run to really take off.

[Anonymous No.24902057]

>>24901440
To what end? We can't keep living like our/the world economy isn't on life support.

[Anonymous No.24902101]

>>24892686
Please provide me with jobs where i can coast like a motherfucker

[Anonymous No.24902157]

>>24894301
tattoos are degenerate

[Anonymous No.24902218]

>>24901440
Remember to work 80 hour weeks so you can one day maybe can afford to take out a mortgage on a 500,000 apartment outside the city!

[Anonymous No.24902232]

>>24899284
He's doing defense contract work where he's teaching people to fly C-130J's. Making even more than he did in the Air Force lol.
The best part was when he was stationed in Japan and we got to live there for six years when I was growing up. I honestly might move back there myself after the next bull run.

[Anonymous No.24902242]

>>24894318
That dude is literally in the same situation as me. I made six figs this year doing almost nothing. I spent more time playing Stellaris during the workday than doing anything productive.

[Anonymous No.24902989]

>>24902232
Yeah, between that and his mailbox money I bet that's 220k a year + for 35/hr work weeks!