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Investing is easy guys.

>> No.24876730

>>24876678

I fucked up and bought SPY and small caps in the dip and am only up 30-40% on those buys. I bought BTC when it was 10k and have 1.35 now. Fuck

>> No.24876809

>>24876678
You’re poor as fuck

>> No.24877126

>>24876678
nice, now switch your position to a cold wallet so you actually take some coins off an exchange

>> No.24877193

>>24876809
That's just my gambling account. Which is all crypto is. LOL.

>> No.24877636

>>24877193
Sure it is

>> No.24877776
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24877776

>>24876678
Put it all into Bonded Finance on this dip. Sell when you hit $6M.

>> No.24877947

>>24877776
close

>> No.24878037
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24878037

>>24876678
Put it all into Bonded Finance on this dip. Sell when you hit $6M.

>> No.24878279
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24878279

>>24876678
That face when missed the 5k drop at spring

>> No.24878562

>>24878279
It was so obvious tho.

>> No.24878769

>>24876678
Hats off. Now nyknyc

>> No.24878897

>>24876678
>Investing is easy guys.
Start a hedgefund and call it Long Term Capital Management II

>> No.24878919
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24878919

>>24876678
>I picked a good entry point.

Congrats?

>> No.24879696

>>24876809
wanna know How I know your even poorer?

>> No.24879814

>>24878919
Would you impregnate her is she was the last woman on earth?

>> No.24879825

>>24879696
how

>> No.24879909

>>24877126
this

>> No.24880562

>>24879814
I'd impregnate her regardless desu.

>> No.24880633

>>24879814
Nope, the nighmares and potential gremlin kids are not worth it

>> No.24880649

>>24879825
Because only poor people make those comments. I'm not even op it's just obvious.

>> No.24880704

>>24878919
I would impregnate this semen demon any time.

>> No.24880708

>>24876678
>>24877126
robin hood isn't an exchange, he doesn't own shit.

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24880806

Fuck you

>> No.24881028

>>24876730
Same here. Got a hold of my retirement account via self brokerage account rather than the shitty fund that my hospital bought into. Doing better than if I left it in (bought spy, qqq, gld, slv in march). Also bought a few btc and a few k of xrp. Pretty comfy knowing things are turning inflationary at this point.

>> No.24881628
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24881628

you guys will catch up
eventually