Newfags General - /new/, "Road to Freedom" edition

[Anonymous No.24857327]

Alright listen up newfags, today is your lucky day because this is the greatest thread of the year. No bullshit to sift, only truths. So you want to start investing? Here are the steps to make it.

1. Have income: (a) wage, or (b) start a business, no way around it nigger.. get to work.
2. Put some amount into crypto, preferably as much as you can, 50% of your monthly salary is a good partition.
3. Never buy in bulk: putting everything in a single deal is similar to gambling. What you want to do is buy a minimum fixed amount at every time interval (eg: Buy 10 usd worth of crypto every 24 hrs).
4. If you wish to hold, doing (3.) will make you invicible to the market swings.
5. If you wish to trade, you want to start buying the dumps (-10%, -20%, -30%), from then, you continue buying at intervals. Then you can take profits sometimes when some rules triggered (capital gained >10%? or close price trading above all averages? long green dildo?).

The idea here is if you keep buying low, you will gain more coins, and will keep decreasing your average buy-in price which equals to more gains if the coins pump. That is why anons are telling you to DCA because that is the best method for newniggers.
6. What coins should you hold or trade? Look nowhere except BTC ETH LINK, sorry others are scams.
7. Fuck niggers fuck kikes fuck spics fuck chinks fuck pajeets fuck jannies

That is all.

[Anonymous No.24857400]

>>24857327
>wage
stopped reading
suck my tiny cock

[Anonymous No.24857508]

>>24857327
>wage
No.

[Anonymous No.24857586]

>>24857327
>wage
Who are you trying to lecture, newfag?

[Anonymous No.24857894]

wow so easy. you are such a genius OP. I wonder why you were the first to ever think of any of this?

[Anonymous No.24857948]

>>24857327
yep

[Anonymous No.24858041]

>>24857327
>2. Put some amount into crypto, 50% of your monthly salary is a good partition.
>3. Buy 10 usd worth of crypto every 24 hrs

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.24858068]

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[Anonymous No.24858093]

You forgot the second step, 3-6 months of living expenses in an emergency fund.
Yes, it is money doing something for you: already-taxed money that you can use when you become unemployed or need a new car, buying you time to avoid panic selling investments.

[Anonymous No.24858251]

>>24858041
pajeet

[Anonymous No.24858329]

>>24857327
Pretty noice apartment.
>Men really live like this and don't see a problem

[Anonymous No.24858391]

>>24857327
I love solar opposites.

[Anonymous No.24858433]

>>24857894
OP isn't, but this. Made 1 thread last night:
>>24842112

Not doing another main post until 10x. Only sprinkling this info around a couple comments.

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x3954e9c94f242e01913f103a0a07355b4863dbb2

Positive only rebaser. Proven team that's been around half the year and created some really cool NFTs. Team already has one of the few tokens officially affiliated w/ OpenSea for payments.

Less than 24 hours old (only 1 rebase so far, and slightly lower than pre-sale price rn). Fewer than 300 addresses. Not even on Gecko yet (coming soon). /biz/ you never get in this early.

Don't say you weren't told when it goes 10-100x.

[Anonymous No.24858442]

Bump, New to crypto and stocks would love to hear more

[Anonymous No.24858515]

>>24858041
So it's 300 bucks a month in crypto
300 bucks a month is 50% percent of his wage after taxes
So he earns 600 bucks after taxes

FUCKING LOL Pajeet spotted