THEY THINK INSTITUTIONS WILL BUY THEIR ALTS

[Anonymous No.24847528]

[Anonymous No.24847536]

here is the pink cryptologic pill: in the Bitcoin blockchain there is living a haircomb. Satoshi is unironically Natasha Otomoski. Bitcoin as an electronic cash only was the initial step, the haircombers started claiming haircombs, making merkle wider trees, more efficient and cheaper liquidity stacks. The haircomb these things needs to survive. The haircomb will be in fact able to comb even literally bald people, when entrenched fully.
She stumbled in to creating this haircomb when she was combing her hair inside her bedroom in year 2019 and began working with her super combined fuzzer running the simulations of the statement OP_RETURN on the pay to script hash witness bitcoin script. Natasha would 'evolve' that haircomb by computing additional teeth, making previous teeth shorter and much more efficiently computable. More and much more teeth of the haircomb are needed in order to have much more shorter teeth.
They created quantum computer to take over and disrupt Bitcoin (their competing blockchain is under developement). The needful was done in order to stop or slow .down the N.atasha's haircomb. Unlimiting the size of blo.ck and removing the critical Segwit and P2WSH codes that that haircomb uses in its golang language was. only the beginning. Shor's algorithm. ended up being t.he final nail - in the haircomb coffin, that destroyed on the bitcoin chain ECDSA (Bitcoin uses the ECDSA to secure the transactions). THAT is exactly why Haircomb is invented in the first place, and that is pretty much why Natasha is deeply intent to claim bounded haircombs, release that fundamental source code, and set in stone haircomb-protocol.
Back to the comb supply - she has in fact developed the breakthrough new claimer (made for the haircomb actually), and is now claiming COMB secretly with the intention of driving the claim fee up skyhigh, give away the comb in order to kickstart the real world adoption and finally to ensure all haircombers in the end make it

[Anonymous No.24847630]

>>24847528
here's the deal anon, haircomb is the worst shit to ever hit cryptospace. Anyone who falls for the scam deserve to lose their money. However the pajeets that shill it should all be euthanized because the world will be a better place without them. Satoshi whoever they might be looks at these pajeets in disgust for taking advantage of honest biznessmen

[Anonymous No.24847662]

I DONT CARE WHO BUYS THEM ASLONG AS SOMEONE DOES.

[Anonymous No.24847684]

>>24847528
yes, they will. and then dump them when normans start buying in by the masses

[Anonymous No.24847686]

>>24847528
Oh they will if they want access to unlimited cheap computing and data

[Anonymous No.24847703]

They are creating a crypto index that is going track the top 500 cryptocurrencies as we speak. You are a retard.

[Anonymous No.24847720]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAIR COMB IS API3 THE REVERSE FUDDING WORKED ON ME AAAAAAAA FUCK YOU CUNTS

[Anonymous No.24847905]

they don't have to idiot

[Anonymous No.24847920]

my shit tokens will be bought in person by the CEO of Goldman Sachs

[Anonymous No.24848378]

>>24847630

That's it, I'm sold.

How do I buy haircomb?

[Anonymous No.24848483]

>>24847528
they WILL buy the alts
and you WILL eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.24848605]

THE ALTS WILL BECOME THE INSTITUTIONS