What the fuck

[Anonymous No.24842569]

I have $15,000 and I want to make $50-$100 a day passively.
What can I do to achieve this?

[Anonymous No.24842632]

>>24842569
If you invest that at an 8% yield that would only give you ~$3 a day. If you shifted the strategy to semi-passive you could build something in ecommerce with a variable rate of return. Or buy an affiliate blog already doing well then pay people on fiver to keep the content and links fresh for SEO. Idk man that's alot of money per day with such small starting capital. You have to have a business to get those kinds of returns from that capital which is hardly passive.

[Anonymous No.24842658]

>>24842569
Turn that 15k into 6+ figures first

[Anonymous No.24842660]

>>24842569
Do you people have any ideas besides looking for low cap shitcoins before they pump? Something besides crypto, anything that can make me $50-100 a day easily in my sleeping thanks to parking and or investing 15k. If you your answer is to park it crypto what will NET me $50-$100 while I just sleep?

[Anonymous No.24842670]

>>24842632
dont listen to this nigger buy TQQQ

[Anonymous No.24842682]

>>24842632
>>24842658
Tha for for the reality check

[Anonymous No.24842696]

>>24842660
No they don’t. Whole generation has a fucked work ethic

[Anonymous No.24842700]

>>24842682
>Tha
Thanks
I'm drinking my depression away right now

[Anonymous No.24842714]

>>24842682
15k of tqqq (around 100 shares) can swing by 4-5 dollars a day (sometimes multiple times a day) and that's a lot less effort than some stupid bullshit like affiliate marketing

[Anonymous No.24842732]

>>24842658
Okay
Let's say hypothetically I have about $120k wrapped up in crypto+cash
What can I do with that?

[Anonymous No.24842754]

>>24842714
>Drop 15k
>Make a few dollars a day

[Anonymous No.24842758]

>>24842569
Hello anon. I'm feeling nice today so I'll give actual advice. $15,000 is enough to buy multiple stakenet masternodes and each one generates 9 XSN/day. Once XSN reaches reaches a good market cap you will reach your goal and then some. Dyor of course

[Anonymous No.24842762]

>>24842754
that's per share dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.24842776]

>>24842732
BlockFi gives you 6% interest on btc and 5-8% on other stuff (rates fluctuate). $120k at 6% interest would be $600 per month or $20 per day. So you're getting closer at least.

[Anonymous No.24842786]

>>24842569
start a money musuem. Take out all of your money out of the bank, then make a museum where you show all of your money, charge 1 dollar for tickets, make sure 50 to 100 people a day visit your museum.

[Anonymous No.24842790]

>>24842569
Scalp some coins.
Always be in fiat at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.24842793]

>>24842762
Top kek
Forgive me, I'm a 22 year old zoomer retard with more $ than IQ points

[Anonymous No.24842809]

>>24842793
>more $ than IQ points
Literally everyone who isn't homeless has more $ than IQ points

[Anonymous No.24842828]

>>24842790
>Always be in fiat at the end of the day.
t. guy who misses every major pump

[Anonymous No.24842864]

>>24842776
Thanks for the suggestion. I just wanted an idea on what I could do out of crypto, but I am willing to gamble on keeping my coins in the shitcoin market in case we all unironically make it.

[Anonymous No.24842881]

>>24842786
100k on a podium looks really pathetic IRL normies will do nothing but kek about it

[Anonymous No.24842895]

>>24842828
Mate you can have 10k in one coin, and use 5k to scalp that same coin.

[Anonymous No.24842906]

>>24842809
>Taking a figure of speech literally
Apparently most Americans are broke as fuck.

[Anonymous No.24842928]

>>24842895
What do you mean by "scalping" a coin
Do you mean staking? If so, what do you recommend? I hear that new finance DASH thing may be interesting

[Anonymous No.24842941]

>>24842928
he means swing trading

[Anonymous No.24842942]

>>24842569
$50/day = $18+K/year, which is over 100% annual return. If that existed **everybody** would be doing it. That doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.24842993]

>>24842928
>>24842941
Try with 100$ first for however long you like.
You can easily make 50$ a day with 5k.
But start small.

[Anonymous No.24843009]

>>24842754
>Buy 100 shares at the top

[Anonymous No.24843030]

>>24842942
Thank you for the reality check. I truly mean it.

[Anonymous No.24843082]

>>24842941
I'm so retarded that I just found out what swing trading is. I had to Google it

[Anonymous No.24843100]

>>24842864
Just buy 1 btc and you'll have $100k+ in a year or so

[Anonymous No.24843174]

>>24842569
4 figures fag here, your not gonna be able to do that with 15k, but heres a few nomal things I do or have done that have been making me about $250 a week, warning: these don't involve stocks, shitcoins, or anything of that nature.

>Selling old shit on Facebook Marketplace/Offerup
>Reselling those disposable vapes that people love
>Flipping things you buy from yard sales or other acquisitions
>Gambling, seriously

these things may be morally questionable for you, but hear me out on the gambling. I'm able to consistently make money from my friends for this reason, we play a dice game with a 50% chance of winning, any time I lose, I challenge them to play another game with double to amount of money until I win, and then I go back in with a smaller amount of money. This works because I'm a college students and the retards that I'm around all day don't give a shit about throwing there money away, I'm not sure about your situation but I'm probably in a similar one and this works for me

[Anonymous No.24843361]

>>24843082
Do not, I repeat do NOT start swing trading your $15k. And especially don’t attempt to trade with leverage. You’ll lose your money so fast that your head will be spinning

[Anonymous No.24843458]

>>24842569
Stake some $drugs on beefy.finance. this shit has like 13000% apy.

[Anonymous No.24843484]

Buy some gold

[Anonymous No.24843524]

>>24843361
Yeah I'm not planning on doing the trading route, not even with crypto. I'm more of a HODL faggot. Nice and easy. Buy and hold. Now I'm looking into where I can park some of my profits to make passive money, BUT this thread made it obvious that it is impossible given the little amount of capital that I have currently. So I'll just continue waiting for these MAJOR PUMPS many in the crypto space is convinced will happen. I'm not doubting it, but I'm also prepaid mentally if we don't experience life changing gains from our shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.24843573]

>>24843484
Fuck boomer rocks. I already wasted money on that dumb shit. Instead of spending $2000 on 5-6 bitcoins when 1 bitcoin was $500, I bought boomer rocks instead. Fuck you I was a senior in HS and could of started out really nice. Instead I hold fucking rocks. I WaNt tO hOlD iT. Yeah, enjoy holding a poorfag amount of money. I'm so fucking bitter about boomer rocks. At least I managed to get 2btc BUT STILL. I could of had close to 10 by now

[Anonymous No.24843882]

>>24843573
>could of
Why

[Anonymous No.24844024]

>>24843882
I was going to buy btc but all of these boomers both online and IRL convinced me to get gold instead

[Anonymous No.24844144]

Stake HEX, create a stake ladder across 15 years

[Anonymous No.24844150]

>>24843882
>>24844024
It's could've or could have you dumb nigger. Go back to wageslaving. People like you are genetically designed for it. Just ask G-d.

[Anonymous No.24844231]

>>24843484
Worst investment ever

[Anonymous No.24844326]

>>24843573
I laughed so hard. Good one anon.

[Anonymous No.24844344]

>>24843573
Based

[Anonymous No.24844737]

>>24842569
One of the dumbest things I've ever read on here. That sort of yield with such a small amount of starting capital is not possible. Not trying to be a dickhead but you should understand basic principles like risk vs return, different asset classes before investing any money

[Anonymous No.24844858]

>>24843573
>I'm so fucking bitter about boomer rocks.
This story should be shared on every boomer rock trade. The SEC needs to act now

[Anonymous No.24844872]

I have 20k and the inescapable temptation to purchase a fat bag and hold it.

[Anonymous No.24844875]

>>24842569
>Wait for SPY to correct
>YOLO on SPY calls 6 months out
>Profit!

[Anonymous No.24844972]

>>24842569
You could get close if you stake FARM.

[Anonymous No.24845062]

>>24843174
There's almost 0% probability that you find retards that fall for the martingale strategy in 2020.

Even just intuitively, have they never backed out of a double-or-nothing when you're in the negative?

[Anonymous No.24845195]

>>24843174
stop with this gay dice shit and just count cards in illegal online blackjack tables retard

[Anonymous No.24845205]

>>24842569
Step (1) Buy DSD
https://info.uniswap.org/pair/0x66e33d2605c5fb25ebb7cd7528e7997b0afa55e8
Step (2) Buy coupon
https://dsd.finance/app/#/coupons/

The coupons are going for a 45% discount which means when DSD goes over $1, you'll make 45% on every coupon you redeem.

It hit 95c today because of ESD hype and it's going to go over $1 in the next few days, guaranteed

You can even LP with it afterward or you can cash it out.

You're welcome

[Anonymous No.24845216]

Buy kneepads. Keep the rest of your savings. Suck dicks.

[Anonymous No.24845286]

Yfox is 0.55% a day
Yfdai is 0.2% a day. Do the maths.

[Anonymous No.24845306]

>>24842569
start a business

[Anonymous No.24845365]

>>24842569
Surf.finance
Stake in the whirlpool and you’ll get $50-100 a day in rewards. And that’s at current prices. Surf is going up. Only a matter of time the way the token is designed.

[Anonymous No.24845402]

>>24842758
>Hello anon. I'm feeling nice today so I'll give actual advice. $15,000 is enough to buy multiple stakenet masternodes and each one generates 9 XSN/day. Once XSN reaches reaches a good market cap you will reach your goal and then some. Dyor of course

[Anonymous No.24845589]

>>24842714
Basically this but sell calls when TQQQ gets beat down.

[Anonymous No.24845992]

>>24842758
This is the most based post ITT. This is exactly what you should do. Masternodes are comfy as fuck.
>>24845402
This is a person who himself holds many masternodes and wants to buy them cheaper. No question about it.

[Anonymous No.24846077]

>>24842786
Kek this is more based than sitting on EFTs or staking crypto

[Anonymous No.24846091]

>>24845402
Old rocks, boomer stocks, Shitcoin shills. Seethe. The next x100 is sent dvpn boys.

[Anonymous No.24846320]

>>24842569
You can't.
If it was that easy any wagie would just save hard for a year then quit and not have to wage again.

[Anonymous No.24846556]

>>24845195
>illegal online blackjack
>counting cards
Imagine being gullible enough to think this is possible

[Anonymous No.24846694]

When did this board become so retarded? 15k is literally nothing and OP is expecting to get over 100% annually? And to think anons on this board have some magical solution for a stable 2x in a year? Dumb fucks like this don't deserve money.
KYS anon.

[Anonymous No.24846735]

>>24846694
You sound bitter
Who hurt you?
Probably that empty wallet of yours, faggot

[Anonymous No.24846740]

$5,000 into BTC and ETH
$5,000 into precious metals and mining companies
$5,000 into index funds

I don't know if this will necessarily get you exactly the returns you want, but this is what I would do in your shoes.

[Anonymous No.24846778]

>>24843573
Your fault for not buying mining companies and just buying coins like a dumb boomer. When you own the miners, you get multiple the gainz you get on the physical.

[Anonymous No.24846791]

>>24846740
I'll wait until btc and eth cool down.
Fuck boomer rocks, see>>24843573
I'll look into mining stocks and index funds, but I'm pretty sure $15k will produce low $ year after year

[Anonymous No.24846832]

>>24842776
>BlockFi gives you 6% interest on btc
wait, is this interest paid in USD but you "stake" the BTC? wtf why am I not doing this

[Anonymous No.24846863]

What do you fags think about buying 9 of these? One masterchode costs a little under $1600

[Anonymous No.24846864]

>>24846735
I'm just tired of poorfags like you coming on here looking for some magical solution to 2x your money sitting on your ass. A wagie earns more than 15k/year, you're just afraid to properly invest or work. Stay poor faggot
Go take your delusional cuck mentality outta here
This board fell to shit since 2018

[Anonymous No.24846916]

>>24846864
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.24846921]

>>24842569
Options, but you'll need a little more

[Anonymous No.24846949]

Pay me 15k and I'll build you a website capable of what you need.

[Anonymous No.24846958]

>>24846740
rofl this is literally the worst post in this entire thread

[Anonymous No.24847035]

>>24846949
>I'll make you a profitable website for only $15k
>Give random faggot 15k on a online Mongolian chode measuring competition anime board
>Gives anon money
>Months later
>S-So uh h-hows the website coming out, son
>Ghosted.jpeb
Sounds great Anon. How can I contact you privately? I'm sure you would like a stake in this business. I'll be the investor and you'll be the brains who builds everything. How much of the gross profits do you expect? Give me a percentage

[Anonymous No.24847083]

>>24842569
Buy 50/50 CVP and ETH and start LP farming on Powerpool.

[Anonymous No.24847100]

>>24847035
Sky is the limit fren.
As I stated in the fine print, capable. It is entirely up to you and how you use this website.
I'll tell you what, 10k because I am nice but you have to pay hosting and domain fees. Deal?

[Anonymous No.24847207]

>>24846949
>>24847035
it looks like you guys are initiating a high risk p2p services contract
you might want to create an smart contract with well defined objectives and attach a kleros clause to it

[Anonymous No.24847484]

>>24847100
What service does this website do/provide?

[Anonymous No.24847589]

>>24842569
>how do I make 3x passive income returns every year
nigga u wot

[Anonymous No.24848041]

Either this guy is retarded or he's the biggest troll I've ever seen. If you could have those kinds of returns consistently and passively it would take you around 15 years to become a multi-billionaire starting from 10 dollars.

[Anonymous No.24848175]

Put your btc in Celsius
Get some Dai on there if you want to adjust risk

Look up promos first
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[Anonymous No.24848431]

>>24848041
Earlier in the thread, close to the fucking beginning, Anons confirmed that I'm a class A retard. No trolling here, just a genuine display of retardation on my part.

[Anonymous No.24848555]

>>24842569
Buy and stake FARM in the profitshare pool. At the current profits they're making the profitshare APY is 200%+

[Anonymous No.24848572]

>>24848555
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.24848597]

>>24848041
That is actually my current strategy. Going good so far. Except my xrp is in the toilet and thats where I put 5 of my $10.

[Anonymous No.24848696]

>>24842569
The obvious answer is buy link.
You won't make $100a day at first but 5 years from now you will have $1.2million

[Anonymous No.24848793]

Loose it all
Get your lazy ass to work

[Anonymous No.24848980]

>>24842569
Buy a few mining ASICs and happily make ~$75 a day. Google Innosilicon A10 pro