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My company requires the webcam to be on at all times and if we need to go to the bathroom or have lunch we have to log it all in

>> No.24837140

Lmao

>> No.24837253

>>24837013
Chop the bosses head off faggot

>> No.24837285

>>24837013
Amazon. Mouse jiggler. Get the nice one. Thank me later.

>> No.24837323

10 hour youtube video might do it. It at least keeps OSX from sleeping

That said, lol at your faggot company

>> No.24837394

God forbid the company wants their employees to stay on task

>> No.24837413

>>24837394
>time theft
what you think i just pay you to hang out at home?

>> No.24837449

>>24837394
Let's be honest anon, any work from home job is one that requires minimal effort and could probably be done in a short amount of time.

The only thing monitoring you does is invade your privacy and make it less likely you'd be able to multitask or relax and focus.

>> No.24837469

>>24837013
>he doesnt know he can """"freeze""" his webcam and no one will notice.

>> No.24837495

Can’t you just record a 20 minute loop of you working and stream that in using some pirated software?

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24837525

>>24837413
>time theft

NOOOOO YOU CANT BE HUMAN YOU MUST WORK 24/7

>> No.24837589

>>24837013
autohotkey an idle script and use a really laggy webcam, take laggy low res webcam footage and claim you have low bandwidth issues

that way when you cut into having your actual face in, say if you need to talk to someone, it wont look jarring

>> No.24837619

Simpsons got you covered 15 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_rF4kcqLkI