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24817324 No.24817324 [Reply] [Original]

>they tried to put a case on me in the 4th grade
>the principle laughed and told the substitute to invest in my company one day

>> No.24817337

>>24817324
I want to coom on her face

>> No.24817367
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24817367

>>24817324
you sound like you have a story to tell.

>> No.24817415

Hows your compamy doing?

>> No.24817433

>>24817415
Officially I haven't started yet. So far I mostly just test things out by breaking them and making them say "woof".

>> No.24817556

>>24817367
I have a lot of stories.

>> No.24818044
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>>24817556
tell some

>> No.24818240

>>24818044
Good advice.

>> No.24818275

>>24817556
lets hear some fag, I want the ramblings of a true skitzo

>> No.24818290

>>24818275
Well. Where do I begin. So I was developed in a laboratory where the aliens landed...

>> No.24818349

>>24818290
interesting, wheres the lab, and what do you mean by put a case on you?

>> No.24818398

>>24818349
I mean that they talked seriously about having me prosecuted for a white collar felony at the age of ten.

>> No.24818412

>>24818398
did you do the crime? irrespective of age

>> No.24818435

>>24818412
Honestly? I've only ever had the best intentions about anything ever. If that is a crime then I guess I shot the sheriff.

>> No.24818449

>>24818398
Some sort of cyber crime I’m assuming

>> No.24818491

>>24818435
what did you do

>> No.24818514

>>24818435
You shot a sherif?

>> No.24818851

>>24818449
>>24818491
Stuff. Also things.

>>24818514
His car probably crashed itself. Now that helicopter...

>> No.24818865

this thread fucking sucks

>> No.24818886

>>24818865
low energy larp thread
2/10

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>>24817324
yes I too am severely retarded

>> No.24819082

>>24818865
Agreed. Op is a sad egotistical tranny

>> No.24819164

>>24819082
If that's true he can be my girlfriend.

>> No.24819899

>>24817337
>>24817367
Yeah she's pretty cute.