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A fellow businessman came up to me at the KFC in the heart of Mumbai and praised my choice of sandvich today. He said his name was Nico Masala. I invited the gentlemen to sit down with me to break our bread and he obliged. Nico Masala then picked up a piece of naan and tore it in half in front of my eyes, very close like.

He held the naan up to the light and said:

I give you one half in hopes you find a nice girl with a big toilet.

And then he paused and checked his calendar then said

Sir you have 2 weeks. Coinbase. Needful. Pajeets do not shit in the street forever you know?

Nico masala stood up to leave, tipped his cap, albeit before leaving he left a very vibrant and exciting business card.

I went home and cried to my mother as I told her to sell her shoes

>> No.24817749

>>24816590
huh? PNK on Coinbase? I dont believe it, Raj. get the fuck off the boards

>> No.24817829

>>24816590
Mr. Patel Sir, thank you for information. I go coinbazar in Hyderabad right away, sir. How much I need to buy golden loo? Need answer, sir!!!

>> No.24817852

>>24816590
Sir what is the make it stack?

>> No.24817892

>>24817852
Thankyou for your interest in Kleros sir.
Forty-nine thousand and three is the recommended number sir.
Praise Saraswati

>> No.24819205

This would be big news

Do the needful sirrs

>> No.24819208
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>>24817852
100k good sir, anyone saying it’s 250k is fudding