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24804005 No.24804005 [Reply] [Original]

>take the vaccine

>> No.24804031

>>24804005
Omg just like what the media says xD ebin!

>> No.24804037
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24804037

>>24804031
take it!

>> No.24804050

>>24804005
Keked

>> No.24804086

>>24804005
Why do people want me to take the vaccine if they plan to take it? What does it matter to them if I don't take it since they'll be safe from my cooties? I also have no idea how these same people will talk shit about trump or big pharma yet somehow think this vaccine can be trusted. What a clown show.

>> No.24804099
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24804099

It's just a shot

>> No.24804101

As hilariously full of shit as the media, corporations, and politicians are I have to hand it to conspiracy theorists for taking that as permission to just freestyle the fuck out of being completely full of shit.

>> No.24804123

>>24804005
I am being offered the vaccine early and will be taking it.

>> No.24804200
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>>24804123
I'm so sorry anon. It says here that you are "a retarded nigger faggot that loves slurping cock." Vaccine won't help with that unfortunately, I recommend immediate euthanasia.

>> No.24804260

>>24804123
nice. dont let these drumpftards convinc you otherwise. just want last week tonight with john oliver if you want to see how dumb they are

>> No.24804376

>>24804200
>>24804260
I voted for Trump, went to rallies, and even donated. Doesn't mean I won't take the vaccine.

>> No.24804414

>>24804376
>gets aids and dies

>> No.24804452

>>24804376
save a sperm sample first, humanity might need your gene stock for manual labour drones after you get sterilized.

>> No.24804552

>>24804376
Life of a Bot

>> No.24805523

>>24804376
>I support a Zionist
>I will take the shot

Good goy

>> No.24805719

>>24804005

Why? I already had Corona a month ago and had zero symptoms?

>> No.24805760

>>24804086
Because the vaccines are only ~90-95% effective even if administered perfectly. So when you consider 1/3 of the population isn't going to be taking this short of being held down at gunpoint and injected by the military (strong possibility), and 1/10 of the people that do take it will still contract the virus, they're starting to realize they are fucked and trying to fear monger everyone into taking it.

>> No.24805844

>first time a vaccine has been developed and approved for us in under 1 year
>first time in history an mRNA vaccine has been approved for human uses

That's a big NOPE from me.
I won't even buy the first model year of a new car. There's no way I'm fucking taking a shot that hasn't been extensively studied.

>> No.24805895

>>24804005
Inject me in the dick please nurse

>> No.24806016

>>24805844
You also have no legal recourse for any side effects

>> No.24806047

>>24804101
4 people got bells palsey from the vaccine. 6 died. not spoonfeeding literally google it

>> No.24806074

>>24806016
ill take 10 shots please

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24806166

No thanks I'm autistic

>> No.24806188

>>24804005
Get some $POLS first I guess before you turn into a non human.
https://cointelegraph.com/news/polkastarter-launches-initial-dex-offerings-with-fixed-price-tokens

>> No.24806899

>>24804005
OP you fucking tard, if you use the LISP wojack you gotta type with a lisp.

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>>24804005

>> No.24807102

>>24806047
There were a few allergic reactions from people known to be allergic to some vaccine ingredients, I think 2. 4 cases of bells palsey likely to be linked but not proven to be linked, and may have been due to similar allergy. The "deaths" were probably unrelated given that virtually all of them were taking the placebo and they croaked at a rate that fits with the death rate of the population.

But hey if you really think that correlation equals causation then I'm sure you don't somehow also believe that covid-related deaths aren't actually just "the flu" or deaths of "people who just happened to have covid when they died of other things" when it's necessary for you to believe it, right?

>> No.24807342

>>24804101
>Hey you retard conspiracy theorist just take this vaccine that was developed in 6 months for this virus that is pretty much harmless otherwise we have to shut down the economy which will help the richer become richer

>> No.24807346

>>24804200
kek

>> No.24807494

>>24804086
>Surgeon General Jerome Adams says people still need to wear masks and socially distance after they've been vaccinated because it doesn't prevent infection just severe illness

Its not a vaccine.