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[Anonymous No.24801343]

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https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

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>>24801288

[Anonymous No.24801375]

First for loading up on GME

[CLF Chad No.24801388]

Believe in LG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7XG4BW7WVg&t=4m20s

[Anonymous No.24801389]

First for all in ARKK

[Anonymous No.24801392]

BUY URANIUM

[Anonymous No.24801399]

STOP FUCKING SELLING

[Anonymous No.24801405]

What should I buy now

[Anonymous No.24801406]

HCAC didn’t dump as hard as I thought . Same with BFT. I wanted to buy more wtf

[Anonymous No.24801407]

Buy XIACF.
Been rallying as of late. Underpriced as all fuck. Head over to >>>/g/ and take one look at their smartphone general. They've been avid shillers of Xiaomi phones for years now. They make some of the best budget friendly phones and are only getting more popular.

[Anonymous No.24801409]

ahahhahahaah some retard bought GME at the top.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.24801411]

Go all in cyber security companies right the fuck now lads it's fucking happening!

[Anonymous No.24801416]

OPTI $1.00 EOY
https://m.marketscreener.com/quote/stock/OPTEC-INTERNATIONAL-INC-41692371/news/Optec-International-Signs-Deal-with-Walmart-And-Target-to-Sell-UV-C-Led-Disinfectants-and-Sanitize-32005343/

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24801421]

The electoral college is in a room spaced out with masks on. They're going to catch covid because of Biden. They should just cancel the electoral college this year until we get enough people inoculated and reach a heard immunity.

[Anonymous No.24801422]

>>24801301
>https://twitter.com/Guruleaks1/status/1338504213421301763
>lol warrior trading btfo

what did he do? any proof?

[Anonymous No.24801426]

Long term boomer investment plan

[Anonymous No.24801428]

cathie just keeps adding lgvw into arkg....+30k
what did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.24801429]

First for shroomie boomie

[Anonymous No.24801431]

>>24801374
His videos some times pop up on my youtube feed. So those days where he made 70k+ in a day were all lies? kek
Weren't his courses like 1k or something too? Imagine paying for this.

[Anonymous No.24801434]

who is more powefull, Klaus or Bog?

[Anonymous No.24801439]

First for RYCEY not finishing red for once in my fucking life.

[Anonymous No.24801442]

>>24801411
Gimme gibs, which tickers

[Anonymous No.24801444]

fucking spce getting fucked today, should have waited longer to buy holy shit

[Anonymous No.24801449]

Quad witching friday guys

[Anonymous No.24801454]

SHORT SWI RIGHT THE FUCK NOW IT'S LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING ZERO

[Anonymous No.24801455]

>>24801422
Pumping and dumping on his shitty followers who even pay money for this privilege.

[Anonymous No.24801457]

>>24801426
wut, how

[Anonymous No.24801458]

hehe

[Anonymous No.24801459]

DBX
DBX
DBX
B
X

[Anonymous No.24801463]

>>24801444

its your own fucking fault you dumb cunt. Everyone said to wait for the test flight. Enjoy your bags

[Anonymous No.24801464]

>>24801375
sold most of my GME, only buying back in AFTER it proves itself in Q4 when shorts actually start covering
Party City went up +30% right after its Q3 then proceeded to go up +100% as the few short sellers still in PRTY finally covered

why try to time it with April calls?
why am i still holding April calls, fuck me

[Anonymous No.24801469]

Meme stocks that could turn out brilliant:
Polish GPW AIRWAY Medix (Awm)
Due to sign distribution contracts for their innovative CUFFIX device for ventilated patients (respirators n shiet) in the USA. They already have FDA approval. Supposedly their device makes being on a respirator safer and takes less effort from medical staff.
Technical analysis shows large accumulation, macd should swing back up over the average any day now

Thank me later brus

[Anonymous No.24801472]

hellofresh stock finally comming back down

[Anonymous No.24801473]

Just spent $4k on december 2021 calls on CUNNY.
Hope I don't get assraped next year.

[Anonymous No.24801474]

>>24801428
Link?

[Anonymous No.24801478]

>>24801463
i will, i'm planning on longing spce

[Anonymous No.24801479]

>>24801388
>China is enemy, this is war!

He's a little confused but he's got spirit.

[Anonymous No.24801480]

>>24801449
uh oh stinky

>>24801455
Holy fuck he's gonna get rekt lmao

[Anonymous No.24801484]

>>24801464
I dunno, maybe cause it's fucking December you spaz

[Anonymous No.24801485]

>>24801361
50% of my portfolio is in Slaughterhouses does that make me pure evil?

[CLF Pleb No.24801489]

So we’re down about 90 cents from Thursday’s high. But I just realized CLF was trading at low 6’s in October. The stock has more than doubled in two months. Considering there hasn’t been any bad news, I think a continued dump is pretty unlikely.

[Anonymous No.24801500]

>>24801473
Cute and snacking

I’ll just hold my 100 shares and sell calls to degenerates if it ever pumps

[Anonymous No.24801502]

I just want to say thanks to you retards for helping me make $16,000 over the past 4 months

[CLF Chad No.24801508]

>>24801479

He's a badass lol

[Anonymous No.24801514]

>buy a good covid stock with good financials
>it fucking keeps crabbing down
fuck you GSI.VN

[Anonymous No.24801519]

>>24801416
How is this still so cheap and how does it still take beatings like this? Something feels really off about it. I got into this and got burned when it dipped from like $0.07 to $0.04. How the fuck does this pennystock get good news and not have any real movement? Sure it's up today, bu a deal with target and walmart surely should raise the price more than this...right?

[Anonymous No.24801529]

kek

[Anonymous No.24801533]

SOLAR WINDS IS GOING TO FUCKING ZERO
>pictured: CEO

[Anonymous No.24801539]

My butt oil post made OP!
Im so happy
But i still have butt oil. I think I'll go shower

[Anonymous No.24801541]

How we feeling on UUUU? Hold or sell?

[CLF Chad No.24801558]

>>24801529

Huge sell signal

[Anonymous No.24801562]

>>24801541
I sold at 3.35, might buy EOD

[Anonymous No.24801566]

>>24801529
Lmaoooo love to see it

[Anonymous No.24801568]

>>24801469
Will investigate on that tip, thanks bro.

[CLF Pleb No.24801571]

>>24801529
I actually have never wanted to quit trading as much as I have while reading this

[Anonymous No.24801573]

>>24801541
Looooooong

[Anonymous No.24801575]

>>24801457
Unironically taking tips from this guy

[Anonymous No.24801578]

>>24801064
>>24800924
>>24800869
>>24800712
>>24800632
any advice on what to do for exercise, than? right now i just focus on walking for at least a half hour continuously a day. im also big into zazen so im already on the breathing exercise train. wondering what else is good.

[Anonymous No.24801580]

>>24801519
Bru, it's a penny stock buy thousands of shares and never look at it again. You should open your portfolio and say "OPTI? wtf, when and why did I buy a penny stock, oh well..."

[Anonymous No.24801581]

>>24801529
>did some research
>looking at years that didn't have a pandemic

what did she say after the fact?

[Anonymous No.24801583]

>>24801388
pure Brazilian stock and accent kek

[Anonymous No.24801587]

>>24801421
What if you're deaf?

[Anonymous No.24801588]

>>24801529
why do women think theyre people?

[Anonymous No.24801593]

>>24801529
Sell whenever women start talking about it. That shit is BAD news.

[Anonymous No.24801595]

>>24801529
Wow I was considering buying GME but if these are the type of retards going into it, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.24801597]

>>24801519
I strongly suspect the ceo dumps

[Anonymous No.24801599]

>>24801474
excuse me, added about 67k over last week. just keeping track of their daily holdings manually.
>https://ark-funds.com/wp-content/fundsiteliterature/holdings/ARK_GENOMIC_REVOLUTION_MULTISECTOR_ETF_ARKG_HOLDINGS.pdf

[Anonymous No.24801602]

>>24801529
>female
Just sold 100%

[Anonymous No.24801606]

>>24801578
calisthenics literally changed my life bruh

[Anonymous No.24801608]

>>24801541
Sell. It's actually a godawful company in a horrible industry paying out the ass to hold huge uranium reserves in a bear market. Its garbage. If you didn't arbitrage that nuclear reserve deal before it hit mainstream you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.24801609]

>>24801322 #

Me

>>>get rural land in florida sumter county : $20,000
>>> get cheap doublewide : $40000

Only bill is electric and internet. Im on disability so i have a steady income and i just trade half of it.

Grats on making it cheaply. as possible. Paid cash for it all btw

So for 60k and a fake disability i made it.

Now i spend all my time smoking weed..trading stocks..fishing..riding atvs and banging white trash single moms.

Its comfy ngl. Literally retired at 26..no im not rich but it could always happen with the right stock

[Anonymous No.24801610]

Week will be red, cum dripping from my anus.

[Anonymous No.24801612]

>>24801529
Wow that's some real technical analysis. Do you think she posts here?

[Anonymous No.24801617]

Bros I'm fucking serious buy cyber security companies with no ties to China right the fuck now and short SWI it's going to fucking ZERO!!!!

[Anonymous No.24801620]

>>24801539
don't throw away your product, you're sitting on a goldmine
Anon's Natural Anal Lube
ANAL
wimmin and figs will buy anything

[Anonymous No.24801622]

>>24801519
Massive sell walls. 0.0475 and 0.0519 are incredibly hard to break for more than a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.24801624]

>>24801529

[Anonymous No.24801627]

>>24801588
Seriously the only research she should be doing is in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.24801631]

>>24801529
same energy as the cardio is bad for you schizo

[Anonymous No.24801633]

>>24801578
Long walks and hikes are okay, running is trash.
Just lift weights mate.

[Anonymous No.24801632]

>>24801416
i own 20k shares of OPTI at 0.04 and honestly im considering buying another 10k now.

[Anonymous No.24801641]

Oh no no no Apple bros, we got too cocky.

https://www.businessinsider.com/workers-riot-over-pay-factory-making-apple-iphones-in-india-2020-12

>An iPhone factory in India has erupted in violence over a dispute about workers' pay

>Workers at an iPhone factory in India rioted on Saturday after accusing management of witholding wages, according to videos posted online and local news reports.

>Videos showed crowds of people smashing factory windows, burning flipped-over cars, and spraying fire extinguishers.

>Employees demanded the payment pending for a few months and met the HR team on Saturday, Karthik Reddy, a district official, told Indian Express late Saturday.

[Anonymous No.24801646]

>>24801609
Give me tips on how to fake getting disabled

[Anonymous No.24801647]

>>24801568
Its trading at around 1.6 PLN right now and the companies affiliated to the ceo are loading it up.
I can see it going over 10 PLN among the current covid panic in the USA if the contracts are signed and the relevant information is released soon
I don't think the big Fish from the us have caught onto this one yet definitely not looking at the daily volume

[Anonymous No.24801649]

>>24801426
>64% annual return
Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.24801650]

>CLF

[Anonymous No.24801652]

>>24801617
soooo....TLS?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.24801655]

>>24801610
Wait until news about this new strain hits the lamestream mainstream media. Oh wait it won't, now that Biden is in charge we're not even going to hear about the bioweapon that China unleashed on the world. It should have never happened.

[Anonymous No.24801658]

Where are my UUUU chads at?

[Anonymous No.24801659]

>>24801609
I hope you realize how dangerous this is anon. If you lose your gibs for whatever reason, you'll have to explain having decades of no work history.

[Anonymous No.24801660]

>>24801529
Did you guys really not sell when it pumped to $19? I bag held my jan calls down to -70% and sold for 200% that day. God speed for whoever still holds.

[Anonymous No.24801662]

>>24801609
i was thinking of moving to south florida i kinda want to do something like this but more suburban then rural

need about 300k tho.... at least

[Anonymous No.24801666]

>>24801608
Your shorts will expire worthless. Better luck next time. I hear GME is on sale. Maybe spend the 500 available cash balance in your account on that?>>24801608

[Anonymous No.24801668]

>>24801617
anything i could look at?

[Anonymous No.24801669]

Is there anyone posting here who doesn't have atleast 1 position in a psychedelic stonk?

If so, please leave, I don't want to share this board with losers.

[CLF Chad No.24801670]

>>24801529

holy shit lol

[Anonymous No.24801673]

>>24801580
Opportunity costs. I instead got thousands of SHRMF and have actually profited while OPTI has been crabbing hard despite all the "deals" they're singing. Part of me thinks they're straight up lying and are just so under the radar that nobody is calling them out on their bullshit yet. CEO will be on his way to Taiwan and joining a child traffic ring before the alphabet boys can knock his door down.

[Anonymous No.24801680]

>>24801599
Nice thank you, I was looking at Edgar but this is great

[Anonymous No.24801681]

Hello sirs I am of hearings you like spacs did you do the needful today and purchase HZON?

[Anonymous No.24801685]

>>24801652
Yes. I've been selling my AMD (been in since $20) to buy TLS.

[Anonymous No.24801687]

>>24801641
Its India. They will just send in the big stick cops.

[Anonymous No.24801688]

>>24801641
fucking savages

[Anonymous No.24801689]

>>24801609
what's your disability anon?

[Anonymous No.24801691]

>>24801641
apple is making it's own ev though, might be a long time but imagine when that pops off

[Anonymous No.24801693]

>>24801659

If i have to wagecuck ill wagecuck ..but for now my plan is to keep the gains coming in and not think about thst

[Anonymous No.24801703]

fuse on velodyne rocket just got lit, cya bros

[Anonymous No.24801708]

>>24801529
>chuds mad that women are making money

[Capicoli No.24801710]

>>24801529
Yes my queen, I will follow your wisdom.

[Anonymous No.24801711]

>>24801647
It's looking it already had its hype pump a few months back, and then it has been slowly dropping back to normal.

[Anonymous No.24801716]

>>24801669
spoonfeed a euro noob, what do I buy and where?

[Anonymous No.24801718]

>>24801429
I'm officially a shroomfag now.

[Anonymous No.24801719]

>>24801669
i hope the dea goes full rogue and fucks all of you hippies up

[Anonymous No.24801728]

I'd start getting out of Chinese companies if you can.

[Anonymous No.24801730]

>>24801655
Dubs of fate and my tag has GME, the gods are saying something

[Anonymous No.24801736]

CRSR wtf?
It's gonna crash sub 30 tomorrow isn't it?

[Anonymous No.24801739]

>>24801708
Oh christ SELL, SELL EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.24801746]

>>24801689

Kind of milked a car accident where my back and brain got a little fucked up but it got better and im good now. My ex girlfriend drove a car with 4 of us in it off an overpass. We all were extremely lucky to believe..we fell almost 30 feet

[Anonymous No.24801747]

>>24801669
I have officially joined the gang today

[Anonymous No.24801749]

>>24801658
Reporting.

Someone fill me in on the conference call from today.

[Anonymous No.24801756]

>>24801666
I mean nice digits but you're wrong. Its mooning off of pure speculation.

[Anonymous No.24801758]

>>24801633
what free weights should i buy, how much should i lift?

[Anonymous No.24801759]

>>24801673
Lol fuck me that's bearish

[Anonymous No.24801762]

>>24801716
Top players
NUMI
MMED
SHRMF

Rising stars
RVV
TRIP
ENBI
CYBN

For zero growth (aka for boomers)
CMPS

[Anonymous No.24801771]

Is it too late to get into MRNA?

[Anonymous No.24801772]

buying RIO, UBER, UL, HSBC today. will sell more SNAP if it makes new highs.

[Anonymous No.24801773]

>>24801746
>ex
I had to read that twice to make sure. Holy fuck what a retard

[Anonymous No.24801775]

>>24801669
I took the shroomfag pill and now I am wealthier

[Anonymous No.24801779]

>>24801669
They're so much more comfy that N*SDUMP stocks. The latter get bogged nonstop, probably because the majority of shares are owned by big institutions and go up and down with the market. Smol psychedelic stocks just go up, no institutions, no dumping with the rest of the market. I'm just selling my regular stocks to buy more of those.

[Anonymous No.24801780]

STONK’EM BOPPERS
STONK’EM BOPPERS
MORE FUN THAN BEING A WAGIE

[Anonymous No.24801783]

>>24801669
Didn't they all go parabolic already?

[Anonymous No.24801788]

I'm done with RH. First they don't have Shroom stocks. Now they're saying I'm up $1700 when I'm down $1000 actually.
Should I go Webull or Fidelity?

[Anonymous No.24801789]

>>24801693
kek same
>>24801746
Was she hammered?

[Anonymous No.24801791]

>>24801758
If you can get a cheap gym member ship do it, if not try to buy a barbell and a few weights, focus on compounds and just bicep bro splits. Google starting strength 5x5. And then one day you’ll be drinking 32 scoops of protein and having 8 hour arm workouts

[CLF Chad No.24801792]

Nice

[Anonymous No.24801794]

>>24801749
They said they're in major debt, sell immediately

[Anonymous No.24801795]

>>24801758
Start off with something kind of light and work your way up. You don't want to hurt yourself. You can also do stuff like push ups and pull ups without much equipment.

[Anonymous No.24801797]

>>24801711
The August pump was related to FDA approval of the device, then the next one was a covid wave in Poland in late october. No official information regarding distribution contracts in the us yet
Another covid wave is scheduled for January in Poland also

[Anonymous No.24801798]

>>24801708

[Anonymous No.24801799]

I swear, BCRX is the comfiest hold I've ever made. I just wish I went in with a much larger position.

[Anonymous No.24801803]

>>24801609
You're making a living as a parasite at the expensive of the taxpayer. You're lying in order to cheat people who work and pay taxes. It's pathetic. You should be ashamed of yourself

[Anonymous No.24801804]

>>24801758
Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe, maybe ask /fit/ where you can find it.

[Anonymous No.24801809]

>>24801719
>dea

You realize most of these companies are canadian and are working with health canada?

DERP

[Anonymous No.24801810]

>>24801773

Was pretty bad not gonna lie. But it made me realize how precious life was and you are not meant to spend 40 hours a week working man. Thats slavery

[Anonymous No.24801817]

>>24801795
Will you please stop having conversations with yourself about your shitty /fit theory

[Anonymous No.24801821]

>>24801783
it's only the beginning

[Anonymous No.24801823]

>>24801779
Why would you buy now when it's mooned???

[Anonymous No.24801825]

I have been waiting for SPPI to make a certain movement for 2 week straight. Today I put my phone alarm at 8:00 EST and it DID NOT RING!
I wake up at 11:30. The movement happened at 9:30 and it’s already more than 5% up.

How do you cope when you’re wake up alarm’s maker deserve to be stabbed in the hearth?

[Anonymous No.24801826]

>>24801799
Same bro

[Anonymous No.24801829]

>>24801791
Not just* do NOT do a basic brosplit unless you want SPY growth level strength and muscle gainz

[Anonymous No.24801830]

really tempted to buy back in but that could risk turning a winner into a loser

[Anonymous No.24801832]

How does it work when stocks are on multiple markets? So fx I have MT bought on the Dutch stock exchange, and that market is closed now but MT is also traded in America and is moving up right now.
Will the prices "sync" when the Dutch market opens?

[Anonymous No.24801831]

>>24801783
They have been going parabolic for over a week.

The smaller players and also SHRMF are only on a few days of booming.

[Anonymous No.24801833]

buy MMEDF before NASDAQ bros

[Anonymous No.24801836]

>>24801798
Why the tranny?

[Anonymous No.24801837]

>>24801746
How the fuck does that happen?

[Anonymous No.24801840]

sold all of my mindmed stocks on thursday
lmao

[Anonymous No.24801839]

>>24801803

Say the guy trading stocks and stealing money from someone else.

You make a living from theft. You push paper and no value to the economy.

Go fuck yourself faggot

Its paper. Its made up stuff so we can get something to eat. They print it 24:7 for themselves and you think your gonna guilt trip me?

[CLF Pleb No.24801842]

>>24801792
Hopefully it rally’s more at power hour and doesn’t dump again because that would be very gay.

[Anonymous No.24801846]

WUC doing well.

[Anonymous No.24801849]

>>24801758
Depends what room you have. Best off going to a gym because they'll have it all.
Do deadlifts, overhead press, bench press, squats, plus whatever accessories you want for bis and tris.
Weight-wise start light whatever you are comfortable lifting with correct form, then increase. Eat a LOT and aim to continually improve numbers, even if slowly.
Remember you are Sisyphus anon, you lift because you must.

[Anonymous No.24801852]

>>24801379
>if people are nervous abou short term noise they have no chance to make it and will probably already sell in $100-150 range.
PLTR won't be $100-150 in the next 3-5 years.

[Anonymous No.24801856]

>>24801736
I hope you're not actually holding CRSR

[CLF Chad No.24801859]

>>24801798

Kek but then cringe at the tranny

[Anonymous No.24801860]

not sure if I should buy some CLF today or not. the rally shows signs of having cooled off and may decline this week

[Anonymous No.24801862]

>>24801836
Because she isn't a tyranny yet. Big Chud saves her.

[Anonymous No.24801863]

>>24801809
did you miss the part where i said rogue? I want them hunting you like the long haired dog you are, i want you put in a dirt pit with some boards thrown over it so you have to smell that red clay for the rest of your life and scream every morning hoping they throw some cold chili in a ziplock bag down to you

[Anonymous No.24801868]

>>24801837

Ice and an older high profile ford explorer

[Anonymous No.24801872]

>>24801839
Lmao, fuck that self-righteous prick. He's way behind the curve.

[Anonymous No.24801873]

>>24801798
>not using chud ironically

>>24801836
that's an enbie, which I think is biologically a woman. I don't even know anymore though.

[Anonymous No.24801875]

>>24801849
>gym
>in covid era

i'll stick to pushups and pullups, thanks.

[Anonymous No.24801878]

>>24801529
Biggest sell flag I've ever seen
It's TSLA all over again

[Anonymous No.24801880]

>>24801839
Hey, I serve an essential price discovery function at the sub-lot level.

[Anonymous No.24801881]

>>24801852
What will it be then?

[Anonymous No.24801885]

>>24801836
Sexually dominating a man is arguably less gay than fucking a woman.

[Anonymous No.24801889]

200 funny money what should I throw it at

[Anonymous No.24801890]

>>24801830
dude buy it

[Anonymous No.24801896]

>>24801823
>mooned
>still < $5
>about to enter NASDAQ
hahaha. Also I'm talking about NUMI, the ride has only just begun.

[Anonymous No.24801897]

>>24801407
Already holding 2000 shares for some months

[CLF Chad No.24801899]

>>24801860

The answer is here

>>24801388

http://gains.dob.jp

[Anonymous No.24801905]

(-10.75%) Today

:(

[Anonymous No.24801906]

>>24801862
I don't know what the fuck enbie is but am going to assume it means FtM tranny

[Anonymous No.24801907]

>>24801880

Kek

Its usury and moneychanging.

Your riding the QE wave. Thats it.

[Anonymous No.24801910]

>>24801889
OPTI

[Anonymous No.24801914]

>>24801529
>ASMR women
well that's it guys. GME going to zero now

[Anonymous No.24801916]

>>24801875
Why? Gyms are now cleaner than they ever have been and the staff all give a shit about staying clean and staying open. Also the people going will be pretty much exclusively people with healthy lifestyles right now.

[Anonymous No.24801917]

>>24801881
$50 at most.

[Anonymous No.24801921]

>>24801859
Chud ends up saving her before she can tranny.

[Anonymous No.24801924]

i now doubled my position in OPTI to 40k shares. just letting you guys know what a winner looks like.

[Anonymous No.24801927]

>>24801896
NUMI is entering the nasdaq?

[Anonymous No.24801929]

>>24801830
you know other stocks exists, right? Ones that do go up?

[Anonymous No.24801931]

>>24801885
>Tranny - Fucking a man with the bullshit of a woman
>Tomboy - Fucking a woman with perks of a man
Stay gay

[Anonymous No.24801933]

>>24801862
I think this would unironically make for a nice short story or manga.

[Anonymous No.24801934]

>>24801669
I have Uranium, does that count?

[Anonymous No.24801936]

>>24801917
*$500
FTFY

[CLF Chad No.24801943]

>>24801921

What the fuck is this meme lmao

[Anonymous No.24801946]

>>24801906
I have no idea what it means either. I think it just means trans person.

[CLF Pleb No.24801949]

>>24801921
Hahahaha how have I not seen this before

[Anonymous No.24801961]

>>24801804
>>24801758

> Reading a book to get started

Just get a gym membership and stick with it. Push/pull/legs routine is fun enough to get you enjoying going. Pick some exercises you like and after a month start being more specific with your goals.
Or do calisthenics in your bedroom

[Anonymous No.24801963]

>>24801931

[Anonymous No.24801964]

Trannies are not based

[Anonymous No.24801968]

>>24801924
you're going to get dumped on tomorrow

[Anonymous No.24801970]

>>24801924
Well done. Today's news is weird, I think it may be fake. If OPTI themselves makes comment we might have a little run again. The real gamble is the 31st

[Anonymous No.24801974]

>>24801943
Best meme for leftists faggots that thought Chad was actually an insult instead of a compliment.

[Anonymous No.24801976]

>>24801917
>still get $500+ a week selling covered calls
i'm okay with that

[Anonymous No.24801978]

BUSSY

[Anonymous No.24801987]

>>24801927
No I was talking about MMED, keep up

[Anonymous No.24801995]

>>24801946
>>24801906
It means non binary or N.B. or enbie. It's not actually a tranny.

[Anonymous No.24802002]

>>24801803
Go lecture a dindu at a bus station with your tax talk and leave FL trailer anon alone.

[Anonymous No.24802006]

>>24801933
Read Ciconia no Naku Koro Ni. It's literally and unironically about this.

[Anonymous No.24802012]

>>24801964
Enbie girl isn't a tranny though. She is just a progressive brainwashed feminist who ends up getting saved by Chud.

[Anonymous No.24802016]

>>24801609
Sumter county is probably the worst county in the state. You probably live near that huge fucking landfill or the prison.

[Anonymous No.24802023]

>>24801669
Yes. MMEDFags rise up

[Anonymous No.24802025]

>>24801578
>>24801633
>>24801758
Start with weight lifting so you get your ego boost of quick improvement and then move on to cardio after you can consistently work out without skipping days. A good start would just be getting adjustable dumbells (not the expensive kind) and a bench, and pullup bar. Those alone can make you more /fit/ than 99% of people.

[Anonymous No.24802026]

>>24801987
Wish I listened to you shroom fags sooner lel

[Anonymous No.24802028]

>>24801931
Stay mad

[Anonymous No.24802031]

>>24801609
yeah ok what about the fucking cunts that waste billions of the fucking war on drugs and make weed illegal and pay fucking cops shit loads of money to run around with guns like mentally retarded maniancs spending their entire life pulling over cars and ruining peoples lives

[Anonymous No.24802035]

If a stock is trading on multiple stock (across multiple continents) exchanges will the prices be "synced" on market open, etc?

[Anonymous No.24802043]

CDPR hit bottom yet?

[Anonymous No.24802050]

>>24802006
In fact, it's SO much about this, and the globohomo's PLANDEMIC agenda that the author (who wrote it before Covid) literally placed it on indefinite hiatus because shit became too fucking real for comfort.

[Anonymous No.24802062]

>>24802006
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.24802066]

Do people actually fall for the tranny meme?

[Anonymous No.24802067]

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.24802068]

SPCE worth it for someone too poor to hold for more than 1 month?

[Anonymous No.24802079]

>>24802067
Is this real? Finally.

[Anonymous No.24802084]

>>24802035
yeah, thanks to arbritrage bots so no filthy retail traders can take advantage of it themselves

see NAK and NDM for example

[Anonymous No.24802085]

>>24802026
There is still a chance to make money off of this just shrmf and truff stock is too risky. I'd do numi or MMEDF.

[CLF Pleb No.24802091]

>CLF starting to dip again

[Anonymous No.24802094]

>>24802079
This?>>24802067

[Anonymous No.24802096]

>>24801839
>Say the guy trading stocks and stealing money from someone else.
>You make a living from theft. You push paper and no value to the economy.
I'm not stealing shares from anyone. It's trading, I'm buying from someone who has chosen to sell to me. On money that has already been taxed as income because I actually work and contribute to the economy

>Its paper. Its made up stuff so we can get something to eat. They print it 24:7 for themselves and you think your gonna guilt trip me?
Yeah, because it's not "just paper" it has value. You contribute nothing and your big achievement is being able to lie for entitlements

[Anonymous No.24802100]

>>24801617
Crowdstrike, they actually caught China, Russia and others infiltrating American cyber networks. They are up 250% this year.

[Anonymous No.24802101]

>>24802068
You should not buy anything if you can't afford to hold it for a month

[Anonymous No.24802103]

>>24802067
Assange is dead already

[Anonymous No.24802109]

So... we dont have to wear the mask anymore right?

[Anonymous No.24802108]

>>24802006
Based.

[Anonymous No.24802113]

>>24802067
This is just the fucking beginning. BUY CYBER SECURITY COMPANIES WITH NO CHINA TIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.24802123]

>>24802109
you never had nigga

[Anonymous No.24802124]

>UUUU

[Anonymous No.24802128]

>first we made fun of idiot conservative boomers
>then we awitched to making fun of sfws and soibois
>then we switched to making fun of altright idiots and chuds
>now we are defending "chuds" again

How many layers of ironic shitposting are we on?

[Anonymous No.24802129]

>>24802109
You will wear the bugs, goy.

[Anonymous No.24802131]

ethots can't stop the fact that GMErs need for next gen is insatiable, the cohen crew will be back in short order

[Anonymous No.24802132]

>>24802067
This better be real. It should have happened a lot sooner you fucking orangutan of a president.

[Anonymous No.24802139]

>>24801961
It's basically a picture book. I guess you had someone helping you. Don't tell someone you don't even know to start lifting without a clue as to stance or why squats are better than clean and jerks.

[Anonymous No.24802144]

>>24802067
Unironically based. Should forgice Snowden as well.

[Anonymous No.24802149]

>>24802128
It doesn't matter what the left calls us because they will always hate us cuss they ain't us.

[Anonymous No.24802153]

>>24802016

Its cheap. I literally have no nieghbors for miles so i dont give a shit about demographics.

Sumter correctional is about a 20 minute drive so no it isnt close.

[Anonymous No.24802164]

>>24801916
>>24801875
If you really must do home stuff then the ideal is a power rack but if that's too expensive you can make do with just a bench and a barbell rack. Also a barbell and weights.
Home gym is expensive as hell to do properly though, the weights all add up and your gains starting out are fast. That's why gym is much better, it's expensive to own several each of 2.5, 5, 10, 20kg weights alone without also having dumbbells. You'll also need a good barbell for deadlifts and squats.
I looked at the start of lockdown and there's tonnes of shite starting sets online, buying second hand good quality stuff is the only way to go really (or a gym).
Anyway this is off topic so BUY HZON.

[Anonymous No.24802174]

STOP SELLING OIL YOU STUPID RETARDS

[Anonymous No.24802179]

>>24802128
I thought the conservatives were made fun of for being spineless and constantly compromising?

[Anonymous No.24802184]

>>24802131
>cohen crew
don't rely too much on one man to bail you out
don't forget risk management
the current gamestop corporate is absolutely hopeless after the shit it pulled on the weekend
don't forget that Sherman was the same person who tried to argue that gamestop is an essential service at the expense of their already negative reputation and already rockbottom employee morale

no credit upgrade or additional price target upgrades coming in after Q3 either

[Anonymous No.24802187]

>>24802085
I'm looking at NUMI since MMED already has the same market cap as CMPS. I think it has more room to grow. I don't really know how far these shroom stocks will go.

[Anonymous No.24802194]

do something... Also cheers, I'm drinking

[Anonymous No.24802196]

>>24802094
Idk i just saw it making the rounds

[Anonymous No.24802204]

Okay anons. I think I've figured it out. The best stock to hold for 2021 is CLSK, right?

[Anonymous No.24802209]

>>24802067
Things he could have done before elections that would have won him the vote beyond a margin of cheating. Watch him also push weed legalization before getting kicked out. He fell for the media trap when he went into that "town hall" roasting event while Joe got advertisement hour simultaneously. He should have seen that coming when they called off the debate and gone on Joe Rogan instead of trying to play their game. Could have announced the pardon and weed reform there, literally would have made it impossible for Dems to do anything no matter how hard they tried. We already know he's pro weed, and he's not going to lose any voters by making a stance on it stronger than Biden's promise. Nobody will go "ok I was going to vote for Trump, but I'd rather decriminalied weed than taxable and legalized!"

[Anonymous No.24802212]

>>24801970
What news?

[Anonymous No.24802221]

>>24802187
MYCO another good bet as well as revive therapeutic

[Anonymous No.24802227]

are we tripping after hours tonight shroomers?

[CLF Pleb No.24802231]

>>24802194
Had to believe it’s only down 33 cents today. Feels like we got maimed but tis but a scratch.

[Anonymous No.24802244]

heres my shroom list, missing anything?

[Anonymous No.24802249]

What buy? KEK, I was told you guys say that here. :)
Got my 15000 in Robinhood. I was told you guys have the best picks from reddit and stockwits

[Anonymous No.24802251]

>>24801970
What's the 31st? I bought 5k shares months ago and forgot what the fuck this company is trying to do. Same STHC but its been moving up. I believe STHC is a graphite mine acquisition or something bullish for EVs.

[mp anon No.24802252]

how does biz feel about the dec 16th WISH ipo?

online shopping flatform
founded by a google engineer
they are the official lakers sponsor

[Anonymous No.24802255]

>>24802212
https://m.marketscreener.com/quote/stock/OPTEC-INTERNATIONAL-INC-41692371/news/Optec-International-Signs-Deal-with-Walmart-And-Target-to-Sell-UV-C-Led-Disinfectants-and-Sanitize-32005343/

[Anonymous No.24802276]

>>24802244
Dude just buy an ETF at that point

[Anonymous No.24802279]

>>24802255
>https://m.marketscreener.com/quote/stock/OPTEC-INTERNATIONAL-INC-41692371/news/Optec-International-Signs-Deal-with-Walmart-And-Target-to-Sell-UV-C-Led-Disinfectants-and-Sanitize-32005343/

[CLF Chad No.24802280]

http://gains.dob.jp

Maximum weed

[Anonymous No.24802285]

>>24802174
im about to sell my shell stocks to get into mindmedicine

[Anonymous No.24802286]

>>24801889
X CLF UUUU UEC MP. They can print more money, but they can't print more materials.

[Anonymous No.24802290]

>>24802227
I wish. Been a while since I took some, but it was a comfy experience. Guess I should order some off the dark web.

[Anonymous No.24802294]

>>24802231
Oh I'm mangled buddy, but steelchads March ever onward. Such a comfy hold, feels like the TUP days

[Anonymous No.24802298]

>>24802251
OPTI makes UV-C disenfecting equipment, as well as PPE. They had a large PPE deal ($2b) and they report profits from it on the 31st

[Anonymous No.24802300]

clf will never recover

[Anonymous No.24802301]

>>24802164
You can get pretty far just with front squats. For upper body stuff you don't even need weights, pullups and pushups can keep you in shape just fine.

[Anonymous No.24802309]

>>24802276
>what is a watchlist
i only own mmedf

[Anonymous No.24802321]

>apxt

Doomer mode

>BFT

Bloomer mode

Me in crab mode

[Anonymous No.24802322]

>>24801533
Good!

[Anonymous No.24802330]

>>24802298
they dont make shit you retard

[Anonymous No.24802348]

>>24802184
>tried to argue that gamestop is an essential service at the expense of their already negative reputation and already rockbottom employee morale
Hey, I want to sue Sherman for breach of fiduciary duty as much as the next guy but this is retarded, staying open matters more for retail and there have been no protests against gaming the system like this from any retailer.

[Anonymous No.24802355]

what happens if i just go all in etfs and close the screen? will i get slow steady gains? i dont feel safe gambling on shit like this but id be willing to put more money in for an etf but i DONT HAVE TIME either

[Anonymous No.24802357]

>>24802321
mught buy more bft

[Anonymous No.24802365]

>>24802280
I swear you look exactly like this hippie I went to college with. This is steelindustrychad btw, haven't been to work in weeks kek

[Anonymous No.24802370]

>>24802355
yes, slow steady gains

[Anonymous No.24802377]

>>24802255
>>24801970
i like the DD on the company in general in covid era clown world. especially with the deals they've been making i can easily at least see it reaching the 0.20's again, and that's good enough for me to sell half and let the rest ride.

besides, i've already made thousands this year, worst case scenario if the company literally went bankrupt i'd just lose some of my profits. but holy fuck imagine if i go 0.04 to $1+ i'd cum so hard

[Anonymous No.24802380]

>>24802370
is arkk safe? it cant just keep running up like this right? FUCK IM LATE TO EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.24802390]

So I realized I fucked up as a poorfag on a level that's making me sweat. I didn't realize I had to pay tax for each time I sell stocks. The main thing I want to know is do I only have to pay tax on gains or do I have to pay tax every time it's sold regardless if I made profit or not?

[Anonymous No.24802395]

>>24802298
>>24802330
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.24802407]

>>24802390
oof

[Anonymous No.24802411]

>>24802390
>paying taxes
Kek

[Anonymous No.24802416]

>>24802390
fuck that
don't pay anything

[Anonymous No.24802419]

extremely bullish news for OPTI, but, buy more or no? that is the question

[Anonymous No.24802422]

Looks like this crypto incubator can provide useful options for investments. Please, share your opinion about it

[Anonymous No.24802438]

>>24802390
Lol whut

[Anonymous No.24802446]

>>24802411
>>24802416
great advice from /biz/ as usual lol

[Anonymous No.24802449]

>>24802390
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/capital_gains_tax.asp

[Anonymous No.24802451]

>>24802390
most people dont know how poor they are, but when you realize its hard to continue breathing

[Anonymous No.24802454]

>>24801823
This is like the people saying NIO already mooned when it went from $2 to $10.

This is just the beginning for MMEDF. Kevin O'Leary was the first big investor to buy in, more will follow shortly. NASDAQ listing will pump it so fast it'll make you tear up.

[Anonymous No.24802455]

>>24802390
Do you make less than 78 grand a year? If so you have nothing to worry about because the IRS doesn’t care about poor fags

[Anonymous No.24802458]

>>24802377
Yeah I've got like half my bonus this year in there at 0.04 I feel fine. Selling for principle at .19 and riding the rest as well. Good luck anon

[Anonymous No.24802472]

GME has almost recovered from a massive short attack this morning.. in the midst of this shit storm, it's still able to recover. for that reason i'm holding

[Anonymous No.24802473]

$4 here we come!

[Anonymous No.24802479]

>>24802455
This is bullshit
I got audited for not claiming all my tips as a fucking broke pizza delivery fag in 2013, I made 6/hr and I got fucking audited
They were petty as fuck too, I got fucked bigtime

[Anonymous No.24802480]

>>24801411
WHICH ONES?
I CAN ONLY FIND ABSOLUTE AS LISTED COMPANIES BY MY BROKER!
SHOULD I GO ALL IN???
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24802484]

Give me something that is currently dipped and totally over sold.

[Anonymous No.24802491]

>>24802483
>>24802483
>>24802483
>>24802483
/thread

>>24802472
A shame. I wanted to buy cheapies

[Anonymous No.24802497]

>>24802479
Unironically time to thank Obama

[Anonymous No.24802498]

>>24802390
i have never once put my RH trades on taxes

[Anonymous No.24802500]

Told yall little boys to bbuy dkng all weekend. Hope you listened.

[Anonymous No.24802512]

>>24801411
what to look at ?

[Anonymous No.24802517]

>>24802458
Based.

[Anonymous No.24802520]

>>24802479
same shit happened to me, it usually means you are on someone's shit list. it wasn't with tips it was with an annual salary of 28k usd lol. We have enemies in high places it seems.

[Anonymous No.24802521]

>>24802479
wat.. How does that even happen? I've never heard of such a thing for a minimum wage worker

[Anonymous No.24802524]

So I bought VLDR.
Now what?

[Anonymous No.24802528]

>>24802479
Well shit...

[Anonymous No.24802530]

>>24802187
>I don't really know how far these shroom stocks will go.

Well, think of it this way:
>Silicon valley microdosing in order to gain competitive edge
>Silicon valley is where all the millenials and zoomers with money go
>millenials and zoomers with money are entering stock market en masse
>If they're smart, they'll look for non-boomer opportunities to make fortunes
>Already know the benefits of psychedelics from personal experience
>Those who take shrooms generally want others to because of how revolutionary the experience is
>Legalization of psychedelics slowly but surely snowballing in multiple developed countries around the world
>Legitimate research for their mental health treatment finally getting greenlit after decades of stigma
>General perception of psychedelics gradually getting more positive due to celebrities and Joe Rogan pushing for greater understanding

Shrooms and other psychedelics right now are around the same space as weed was over a decade ago - when it was just starting to get political movement and cultural support behind it. You're still fuckin early. If you are in this general right now and have not invested in psychedelics, you're truly missing out. All the young blood with money already know it's big and want the sector to succeed and grow. And unlike weed, it's not as easy to reliably make your own LSD/Psilo/DMT/etc. at home. Shrooms maybe, if you're patient enough and follow the right guides, but I feel most consumers would much rather controlled and properly measured out doses of this especially if they're microdosing since getting a little too much in one day could make you trip out.

[Anonymous No.24802531]

>>24802472
They're not attacking, they're averaging. Jesus Christ they're 100% underwater, YOU are winning, if anything we are the baddies in this scenario LOL.

[Anonymous No.24802538]

>>24801541
up 32% on a Jan 15 $4C so idk

[Anonymous No.24802544]

>>24802390
Well trump basically single handedly destroyed any sort of white collar crime oversight as his lasting legacy. I mean really don't you notice how quite the IRS and SEC has been the last couple years. It doesn't fucking matter man if they come knocking for the money pay up but they probably won't.

[Anonymous No.24802579]

>>24802524
zoox announcement, maybe

[Anonymous No.24802595]

>>24801479
CHINA IS ASSHOE!

[Anonymous No.24802603]

>>24802521
I have a feeling I got snitched on by a co-worker who did claim all their tips
It was pretty hard for me to argue it, I didn't try very hard to hide it. I would claim all of my credit card tips, since there was a paper trail, but I'd claim 0 in cash tips every night even though probably 60% of my tips were cash

[Anonymous No.24802605]

>>24802544
Listen I don't mind trying to pay I just want to know how far down the rabbit hole I put myself out of ignorance.

[Anonymous No.24802622]

>>24802002
>It's ok to be a parasite because there are many other parasites among us

Yeah ok
Pretending to be disabled is one of the most pathetic things you can do, I'm not really sure why people are defending that

[Anonymous No.24802629]

you pulled out of clf at 14 right?

[Anonymous No.24802635]

>>24802128
If you're being ironic when taking a dump on cuckservatives and degenerate leftists, you have a problem.

[CLF Chad No.24802638]

[Anonymous No.24802650]

>>24802622

>among us

WE DID IT, REDDIT.

WE MADE HIM SAY THE THING!

UPVOTE THIS!

NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.24802654]

fuck man why did i buy this clf 12/18 14c

[Anonymous No.24802670]

>>24801797
But the approval was already there, it's priced in obviously. What makes you sure that it will move except TA and volume?

[Anonymous No.24802683]

>>24802654
clf will never hit 14 again. did you think some stoner on 4chan was going to become a millionaire?

[Anonymous No.24802707]

>>24802654
Absolutely deserved. Buy GHIV

[Anonymous No.24802730]

anybody else's rh do some weird shit all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.24802742]

>>24802455
>>24802390
From experience the IRS cares about (relatively) poor people more than wealthy people. Poor people are easy to audit.

You get taxed on capital gains. As in if you bought a stock for $2000 and sold it at $2500 you get taxed for the $500 you gain.

The amount you get taxed depends on your tax bracket and how long you held the stock. If you're a poorfag and hold onto a stock for a year before selling it you'll be taxed 0%. Short term capital tax is a lot higher and there are no 0% bracket. Note this is on individual stock itself.

If you sell NIO and gain $500 but lost $500 on your GME sale. You don't have a capital gain of $0. You have a capital gain of $500 and a capital loss of $500. You can claim the deduction of your losses up to a certain amount depending on your filing. If you lost more than the max deduction you can carry over your deduction to next year.

You can claim capital losses even if your gain is significantly higher, they're separate. You can even get into situation such as making a capital gain of $10,000 but you held all of them for a year so you're taxed 0%. However you've also lost $1,000 in other stocks which you can put as a deductible.

One final note is wash sales, based on the last couple months in this thread everyone has fucked up over and over. You cannot claim any losses on any stock you sold for a loss, if you buy that same stock again within 30 days.

Alternatively just don't file taxes, statistically you won't be audited. The sweet spot to be audited is like 50k-150k.

[Anonymous No.24802765]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!

why didnt i sell this FUCKING clf call when i was ahead. 14 was the fucking top i hope it goes fucking up so i can just sell this garbage im just going to stick to boomer etfs and stop checking it

[Anonymous No.24802794]

>>24802765
you and me both

[Anonymous No.24802803]

>>24802794
clf chad is losing all of those gains and probably going into the negative holding it

[Anonymous No.24802840]

>Crude oil
>-0.17%

>RDS
>-3%

How does this work, please explain.

[Anonymous No.24802860]

>>24802840
Its a leveraged inverse stock :^)

[Anonymous No.24802897]

>>24802860
When oil grows - this shit doesnt grow as leveraged.

[Anonymous No.24802939]

is this a good plan for holding long term shit? i dont wanna gamble or watch stocks all day anymore its shit

>arkk
>moon
>tqqq
>maybe something safe like sp500 just to have it there

i dont believe all the hooplah about tqqq and that leverage shit its all stupid shit line go up

[Anonymous No.24802956]

>all these people sad about CLF
did you fags just buy on Friday or something?

[Anonymous No.24802963]

>>24802149
They hate us cause they anus

[Anonymous No.24802976]

>>24802956
dude i made my gains in a week and lost them all in 4 days its fucking shit i can just tell looking at the chart that 14 was the top ive been staring at this shit non stop