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>> No.24788760
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Reminder

>> No.24788765
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I have my whole networth in Velodyne, tell me I'm going to be okay

>> No.24788767
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Reminder to just buy and hold a 60/40 split of SPXL/TMF

>> No.24788768

SQQQ LETS GO

>> No.24788769

Futures.
Don't believe his lies.

>> No.24788770

In before the bot post?

>> No.24788785

>>24788729
XOM please let this be your week

>> No.24788786
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ill be honest, i have no idea what im doing

>> No.24788788
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What stocks are part of the Great Reset ETF?

I already got PLTR but need more suggestions.

>> No.24788795

How to get money to invest
inb4 get a job
No i cant

>> No.24788796
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Buy SHRMF if you want to make it.

Thank me later.

>> No.24788797
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>Hes betting against natural beauty , and booba.

>> No.24788803

>>24788788
I miss Family Mart...

>> No.24788810

>>24788788
ARK ETFs

>> No.24788813

>>24788760
these IPOs are basically like SPI/SUNW/CBAT-tier pump and dumps
like why the fuck are all the IPOs opening at +100%, it's so bullshit

all of you retards were so hyped for NAK2 and airbnb, how the fuck do you guys feel now for being cucked like this
and who the fuck is buying these shit in the first place, institutions must be laffing their ass off with all the retards market buying their bags

>> No.24788817

>>24788788
pershing square is basically it, i wouldn't be surprised if they created all of this bullshit

>> No.24788822
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why are futures up so little?

>> No.24788838
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Time to start my weekly Sunday night blow/addy + jack daniels binge as i start setting up my positions for pre-market.

>> No.24788841

>>24788729
Why did you guys sleep on cvac

>> No.24788845

>>24788767
How about ES and ZN? Not scared of some leverage, are we?

>> No.24788846
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>>24788813
Seethe. Enterprise A.I. is the future.

>> No.24788852

>>24788813
>why the fuck are all the IPOs opening at +100%, it's so bullshit
Buying IPOs about 2 weeks ago was pretty fucking good, I only bought one but that made me want to get in on more. I'm definitely waiting for it to die out as a fad now. People are buying because the news channels are only telling half the story and aren't explaining how badly they fucking dive.

>> No.24788860

>>24788838
This seems like a comfy life for a few years

>> No.24788863

>>24788785
XOM bro, it’s gonna be our week. There’s some big niggas with 47.5C 12/24 out there. Believe.

>> No.24788869

any shroom stocks on the nyse?
already maxed out my canadian account on them

>> No.24788875

the fake economy is crashing. invest in the real economy

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>>24788813
I'll buy NAK if it falls to $50, if it doesn't, I don't care. FUCK IPOS. I'm not buying some jew's bags when they bought in in the $30 range. Fuck that noise.

>> No.24788880

88s for TELL

>> No.24788881

>>24788845
If you can't handle 3x, you're not ready to play with the big dogs.

>> No.24788886
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>>24788852
IPO's:
(((Accredited))) investors dumping on retail for over 20 years.
It's a tradition.

>> No.24788890

is this the last chance to board the CLF ship?

>> No.24788899

>>24788860
I have been doing this for a few months. The gains are good and I came up really hard before this. Didn't have much a month ago.

>> No.24788902
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Thinking of what to buy at open. So far UUUU, XOM, and UEC are on the list.

>> No.24788907

>>24788838
reminds me to put up christmas lights

>> No.24788910

Loading up on Jan 8th $215 MCD calls. I eat there way too much for this not to work

>> No.24788912

>>24788822
Futures on Sunday night are meaningless. Most traders are still at home. Futures will even become more meaningless as holidays approach. Most traders will be at home soon through New Years.

>> No.24788916

>>24788890
you dont want to miss out on the real economy
buy yourself some CLF and XOM and if you are feeling particularly comfy a bank

>> No.24788920

>>24788886
funny thing is ai actually went up but it just still isn't worth the risk of buying in

>> No.24788924

>>24788910
Now you're actually being paid every time you eat there. Think about it.

>> No.24788944

>>24788902
>perrier
One of my favorites. Too bad no san Pellegrino though.

>> No.24788947

>>24788924
You know, i'll tell you a funny trick. INVEST in a restaurant and EAT at the restaurant. See? Now you are getting paid to eat. Imagine that.

>> No.24788954

Crabs please let go of AMZN I want something to happen.

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>>24788760
>>24788813
>>24788852
>buying C3AI

Why though? They sold the original shares to the insider first round investors for only 40 dollars, it's literally more than 3 times the initial buy-in price now. You'd have to be retarded to buy even if you think it could meme-pump to 200 dollars, this is so obviously going to dump to 30 dollars on the next market trouble it's almost painful watching people buy this overvalued piece of shit.

And yes I'm aware "AI is the future" but you haven't proven that this particular meme company will be the future even if 0 IQ retards ape into it purely because it has "AI" in the name like the dumbfucks who bought TSLA or the dumberfucks who bought NKLA.

>> No.24788965

>>24788765
literally why

>> No.24788969

>>24788947
It boosts revenue numbers. Revenue numbers you can shop around to banks for loans, to investors for an IPO.

Your $20 meal can easily turn into $100 in market cap nowadays.

>> No.24788970

>>24788813
Buying Nak at open was actually a good idea tho??? Just know when to sell. I think it’s going to run , along with Airbnb too. If you got in either good for you.

>> No.24788974

>>24788902
Fuck you, I love my ((Sodastream)).

>> No.24788990

>>24788907
I only put up Christmas lights so i can seem more appealing to whores i try to bang (with a 60% success rate, of the successes, about 50% are not hot)

When you have a woman who sees your very nicely decorated christmas tree and she's over for the first time she thinks "damn he's either a faggot or he's good at making things look good and takes care of his house". and then the onus is on your to prove to her youre NOT gay. so you start getting really rock hard and oh many do you make it apparent youre horny. and you get drunk on the date and you sit there after a few drinks and take your rock hard cock out and show the beads of precum dripping from your dick and push your foresking over the precum and tug it back to smear the precum all over your cock's glistening head and you will show the girl youre not gay. and you will fuck most likely.

>> No.24788992

>>24788962
I agree but stocks are weird now. I said I'm not going to risk it but it could still go up more based off nothing but hype and a cool logo.

>>24788969
I'm joking and you are right. It's why if you have a family with like 6 kids you can be an ecnomic power house.

>> No.24789009

>>24788924
I make a point to buy McChickens with my quartet MCD divvy as well

>> No.24789021

>>24789009
In the business, we call that reinvesting dividends.

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>>24788962
yup you're ngmi

>> No.24789040

>>24788838
Explain what you mean setting up positions? What’s there to setup?

>> No.24789055

what happens to gme on monday

>> No.24789060

>>24789055
Delisted

>> No.24789069

>>24789055
The price will change.

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>>24789027
By definition you're holding someone else's bags

>>24788992
It's quite literally 3xed from the original insider-only price, you'd have to be negative zero IQ to buy this shit.

>> No.24789074

>>24789055
gme is old news you were supposed to sell it before earnings

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>>24788924
>>24788910
>Now you're actually being paid every time you eat there. Think about it.

>> No.24789085

>>24788970
>Buying Nak at open was actually a good idea tho??? Just know when to sell.
wow amazing hindsight and foresight there

you must be a millionaire with your wisdom

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>>24788974

>> No.24789096
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>>24788899
How much are you talkin' about here?

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>>24789071
You can buy mine when it hits $300 in two months. LOL

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>>24789106
>buying a 10x

Now why would I do that when I can just wait for your bag to go to zero and buy the bottom?

>> No.24789129

>>24788944
>>24788902
Perrier is mostly recycled sewage water. Look it up.

>> No.24789155
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HOLD PERSHING SQUARE MA NIBBAS

>> No.24789156

Why does smg hate SPACS? Buy one you like under 12 , sell around 20 repeat?

>> No.24789164
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Should I go all in ARKF leap calls ?

>> No.24789176

>>24789055
>gme
GameStop is nothing but a glorified toy store

>> No.24789181

https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/13/health/covid-vaccine-rollout-messy/index.html

A vaccine kit sent to the wrong state. A hospital system in California expecting to get powdered vaccines instead of frozen vials. And tens of thousands of people expect to get vaccinated in the coming weeks, when in reality they are going to have to wait for months.

The rollout of the first coronavirus vaccine is already messy, and it has only been authorized since late Friday night.

There will be side effects
Susan Froehlich of Dallas was pretty sure she got the real vaccine and not a placebo when she volunteered to take part in a clinical trial testing Moderna's vaccine. "About 12 hours after I got the booster, it was 2:30 in the morning and I woke up with a terrible stomach ache and a headache and it was like I was at the beginning stages of a bad flu," Froehlich told CNN's coronavirus town hall last week
"It was like every part of my body was hurting for about four hours," Froehlich added. She felt better after taking naproxen.
It's not unexpected. Slaoui has said up to 15% of Pfizer and Moderna vaccine trial participants have "quite noticeable side effects" including nausea, body aches, headaches and chills.\

lol good times

>> No.24789210

>>24789126
I’ve got some Bitcoin to sell to you for $1, oh wait nvm

>> No.24789211
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Any MARAuders left? We pumping tomorrow

>> No.24789218
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Somebody with a high IQ please explain this

Let’s say you buy stock A for $20,000 total and it goes up about 33% every month for a total of about 400% after a year, is your money now at $80,000 or is it more like

20,000 Jan
27000 feb
36000 March
48000 April
64000 may
89000 June
120,000 July
160,000 August
210,000 September
280,000 October
370,000 November
500,000 December

>> No.24789220
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>>24789181
There will be vaccine scares
Pfizer's vaccine has already had its first scare, with reports of two allergic reactions during the rollout in Britain. Both patients recovered, but the incidents were enough to delay the US EUA by several hours while the FDA hashed out possible label changes for the vaccine.
In September, AstraZeneca paused its coronavirus vaccine trials because of a severe adverse event in a volunteer. The company later said one volunteer had "an undiagnosed case of multiple sclerosis" and a second volunteer had "an unexplained illness." An internal company document pointed to a rare neurological condition called transverse myelitis. The trials restarted in Britain and elsewhere a few weeks later, but it wasn't until October 23 that the FDA allowed the trial to resume in the US after determining that the case was unrelated to the vaccine.

>> No.24789233

How did we miss MMED?

>> No.24789234
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Is this a good idea, /smg/?

I’ve never traded options before.

>> No.24789242

>>24789218
The latter, but you're not having 400% a year then, it's 400% after what, 5 months? The yearly value is CAGR and includes compounding.

>> No.24789244
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>>24789211
yes fren

>> No.24789251

>>24789218
dude you already got your answer last thread

it'll only be true percent gain consistently with leveraged shit like TQQQ since they are rebalanced daily. See QQQ vs TQQQ gains

>> No.24789253

>>24789218
depends on what you mean by 'goes up 33% every month'

>> No.24789259

>>24789233
Been posted many times for the last two weeks.

NUMI is good
SHRMF has the most potential

Don't say I didn't tell you about those next week.

>> No.24789266

>>24789164
No, NEE calls

>> No.24789270

>>24789233
wat?
it was discussed here for months / psilocybin medicine in general has been discussed here a LOT

>> No.24789284

Why not go all in on VZ?

>> No.24789287

>>24788920
Word. Bought at 97 sold at 120. Shit's crazy

>> No.24789288

>>24789211
Must have sucked to choose Mara instead of riot

>> No.24789295

>>24789253
Stock A goes from $100 to $130 in one month then $130 to $173 on month 2 etc etc

>> No.24789301

>>24789284
why not go all in on CLF?

>> No.24789302

>>24789155
More like Pershing Gay.

>> No.24789305

>>24789295
omg your so retarded

>> No.24789312

>>24789251
Then if you’re so smart tell me what your cash total ends up at if it went up 400% over one year

>> No.24789323

>>24789234
It's only $55. Nothing bad could result.

>> No.24789327

So i see the VIX futures graph pop up but it says it is down 2.17%... What do I believe?

>> No.24789331

>>24789305
>still can’t do the math and tell me what the total would be in the end of the year

Who’s the dumb one

>> No.24789335

>>24789234
Didn’t even look at the picture but based off what you typed that’s a dumb idea

>> No.24789348

>>24789287
it's like you hit the last tail end hail mary of the retail ipo buy, and got out just in time lol

>> No.24789349

>>24789295
then its like the second scenario obviously. that is 33% compounding

>> No.24789383

>>24788729
buy MGTI

>> No.24789427

>>24789312
>tell me what your cash total ends up at if it went up 400% over one year
400% lol come on man

>> No.24789431
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i just want one day in the green

>> No.24789442

>>24788797
My pp shot up.

>> No.24789452

velodynebros...

>> No.24789464

>>24789431
Just put your entire portfolio into a money market account. Then every day is a green day!

>> No.24789467

>>24789431
We're in the golden bull run, you should be green every day

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radio nun ready your nut

>> No.24789486

>>24788813

are the ipo's generally based on the companies fundamentals?

>> No.24789508

>>24789431
put everything on CCJ

>> No.24789512
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>>24789126
>he doesn't understand that underwriters purposefully undervalued C3.AI to milk more shares

>> No.24789555

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THE VIX IS DOWN A FEW PERCENT BUT THE NUMBER IS HIGHER??

>> No.24789567

>people in this thread RIGHT NOW can’t do basic math
>people in this thread RIGHT NOW are unironically taking investing advice from those same people

>> No.24789575
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>>24788822
Wat? They're up plenty.

>> No.24789595

>>24789288
Looked like the better company to me on paper, but I'm still happy with the gains regardless. They're both up almost the same % since I bought my shares and calls anyway. RIOT currently does have a 4% lead though.

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>>24789575
american girls look like THIS??!
wtf i love america

>> No.24789616

>>24788785
Why do you retards shill exxon? FANG is 10 times better

>> No.24789618
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>>24789600
that's a 5/10 in the usa, you have no idea

>> No.24789622

>for every car produced in 2020, TSLA issued 60 new shares
Reminder that TSLA is not a car company or a tech company. They are a tax credit and stock company.

>> No.24789633

>>24789616
not buying your bags
we buy exxon and chevron here

>> No.24789641
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>>24789259
SHRMF and MYCO have some integrity issues. Why invest in possible scammers when anything else at least looks legit. It’s why SHRMF is so much less then the others.

MMED has 40% to go till it’s fairly priced. But a lot of burgers cant buy yet so I still think it’s got more gas.

CYBN is my next biggest investment. Like MMED and CMPS at 200 mil instead of billions.

NUMI is my third but wish it was my second, shits been crazy. Only one growing mushrooms and not in mental health as far as I know.

I got in early and now have 1.5 mil riding. Won’t put in protective sell levels till they at least go up another 50%

I’m biased but I like this shit way more than uranium.

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>reddit fags shill "nak" 2.0 (C3.AI) in reddit humor 5D chess
>try to get in early on "next Palantir" since they missed Palantir and still coping
>buy shares at 10X value out of the gate in shittiest IPO week ever
>desperately looking for someone to buy at bloated valuation price


Why are you like this, tourist reddit fags?

>> No.24789655

>>24789616
If i wanted a spicy oil play, I’d buy VET

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Pour one out for my nigga Roblox. Gone too soon.

>> No.24789663

I'm selling some meme cloud tech position and buying VGAC tomorrow, if they take Virgin Hyperloop public that'll be a nice little 40% rollercoaster ride.

>> No.24789666
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futures teetering on collapse

>> No.24789675
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STONK THE STEEEEEL

>> No.24789679

>>24789659
Be patient, OOFbros.
The year of the OOF soon.

>> No.24789680

>>24789659
What happened to RBLX?

>> No.24789689

>>24789666
Shut up Satan

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>>24789616
>>24789633
FANG BROS, price target RAISED.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/morgan-stanley-upgrades-diamondback-energy-164229666.html
"upgraded from Equal Weight to Overweight, price target raised from $51 to $65."
Green week ahead.

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>fang
>clf
>x
Get fucked AI trannys.

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>>24789666
>666

>> No.24789698

>>24789680
Pushing out the IPO because ABNBOG went nuclear.

>> No.24789704

>>24789633
27 average retard, it's 50 now

>> No.24789718

>>24789641
SHRMF is only halted because someone out pressure on the sec to look into the fillings. Then the company got dabbed on because almost everything is closed in Canada and the mail is at a crawl. If anything has to be sent by mail it could take much longer. I also feel they may have things in order but are looking to unhalt when shrmf is trading closer to shrm price before halt. Just my take. Either way, while all these other tickets have been gaining 20% a day for two weeks, shrmf just started its run two days ago after crabbing for months. That's bullish.

>> No.24789725

>>24789641
Based

>> No.24789738

>>24789641
I bet that slam pig on the right would suck you off from behind

>> No.24789746

tfw you realize SPACs trading near NAV are basically bonds with schizophrenic yields

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>>24789666
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT KID, FUTURES ARE RIPPIN'!!

>> No.24789765

>>24789746
What's the next degenerate /biz/ approved meme SPAC? I'm liking VGAC.

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>hooker stole my phone this weekend

>cant enter 2 factor authentication on monday when market opens

>hope i dont miss anytihng

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>>24789754
some people bought SQQQ

>> No.24789799

>>24789697
Kino portfolio
I’d add a little bit of Tesla just in case it pulls a Btc 2017 and hits 5k or something crazy like that

>> No.24789803

>>24789616
FANG will double before XOM from here.

>> No.24789819

Fuck smg. Y’all made me buy $10k worth of APXT at $15.20.

>> No.24789821

>>24789770
i dont get it, can you only access robinhood through a phone and not through a desktop?

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>>24789785

>> No.24789834

shill spacs for this week, do the needful

>> No.24789837

Who’s loaded up on BLNK puts?

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24789849

how does $1 sound for RYCEY?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9046783/Leaked-files-expose-mass-infiltration-UK-firms-Chinese-Communist-Party.html

>> No.24789854

>>24789819
You made a wager. You lost. No one here made you do shit.

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>>24789821
2 factor auth means you need both

>> No.24789856

>>24789803
I know, got 5k invested so far from about 2.7k originally, kicking myself for not putting another 1000 in when it dropped back to 24. Too afraid of the election to go through then vaccine made it pop

>> No.24789862

>>24789819
nobody forced you to fail, you are the failure
also you type like a nigger (probably because you are one)

>> No.24789863

>>24789785
>>24789824
I'm all in SQQQ how fucked am I?

>> No.24789870

>>24789849
Sounds great.

>> No.24789880

>>24789770
>not having a burner phone for engaging in degeneracy

NGMI

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>>24789870
ikr
get some long term cheapies

>> No.24789885

>>24789819
They have options coming out this week. You could sell calls to lower your cost basis.

>> No.24789887

>>24789765
I like hcac but ill go with that too

>> No.24789890

>>24789862
I’m actually a 29 year old ophthalmology resident who has already made it and haven’t even started working. Nice try though. You’re probably mad that you don’t have $10k in your portfolio and I gamble that much on meme stocks.

>> No.24789892

Kennedy spoke his famous words, "ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

Time to open up the economy and tell the boomers to jump on a grenade.

>> No.24789897

>>24789824
its too cute, I cant handle it

>> No.24789901

>>24789863
>I'm all in SQQQ
post proof lol

>> No.24789906

>>24789863
I got some VIXY shares.

>> No.24789907

>>24789849
>astrazeneca

well there you go

>> No.24789910

>>24789892
Considering we've got shit like calcifediol, ivermectin, colchicine, and ambroxol that makes COVID like 0% fatal, there's really no grenade in the first place.

>> No.24789913

anybody else shorting pfizer for when their vaccine turns out to be shit and starts killing people

>> No.24789919

>>24789819
>He bought the nig insurance

>> No.24789920

What’s the best major to go for? I know college is a scam but I get free college in the form of the GI Bill for being a good goy. Finance so I can be a chad stock broker doing coke in Wall Street?

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>>24789770
>>24789821
>>24789855

>ever dealing with filthy 3D pigs
>not knowing 3D pigs are a money pit

This is why you should stick to buying stocks and then having a 2D waifu goddess.

Throw the money you would spend on women into stocks instead.

>> No.24789936

>>24789890
why are you bragging about being bad with money

>> No.24789945

>>24789920
Math or Engineering would set you up better for finance than a finance degree. Your gonna get an MBA no matter what so...

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>>24789901
ok I'm fucking around, not all in but it's a nice little chunk of change based off the size of my portfolio

>> No.24789951

>>24789920
Comp Sci or Finance maxx.

t. Business Admin in Information Sysems.

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>>24789934
the whole point of investing in stocks is so i can buy hookers

>> No.24789956

>>24789920
Do a trade like electrical, plumbing, or welding. Invest BAH and Pell Grant. Buy a house ASAP with the VA loan.

>> No.24789957

>>24789920
gender studies so you can short your life

>> No.24789959

>>24789920
Finance and business is fuck useless. Better to be a coder or mathematician.
As for major, just go with a field with a lot of hands on experience and look for internships day 1.

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24789961

M.C.A.C

SPAC acquiring... Playboy

Probably the fairest valuation of all SPACs right now comparative to NAV + Pro Forma rev/EBITDA multiples

No more magazines. They make sexual wellness and shit for stores + acquired Yandy which is e-commerce similar to Adam and Eve, so they can use the word omni-channel to get big investors.

With the brand-name they can take over the whole sex industry. They have enough capital and equivalents to buy out another segment of the sex industry.. Only fans perhaps? That would be my guess for their next step in growth.

Plus the current owners know more than anyone how the company's trajectory is shaping out and the they showed they're confident in the combined company bc they had the option to either get cash or stonks and they rolled all their equity into the new company. These dudes get bunny blowjobs DAILY they aren't cursed with the burden of making decisions on a full sack, which as we all know leads to bad decision making, so if they believe in this company growing more than the current valuation + time equity and faster than inflation, then you better believe in it too.

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>> No.24789964

>>24789936
So far I haven’t been bad with it. Meme lines do go up and down though. For example despite my earlier joke I won’t be selling APXT below $20.

>> No.24789965

>>24789948
I think come December 21st - 23rd you're going to be a happy camper.

>> No.24789968

>>24789913
You may as well short UAL on the expectation of another 9/11.

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>>24789675
Steel and uranium. HH borther.

>> No.24789984

>>24789821
You absolutely can get on a computer and reach it you tard

>> No.24789985

>>24788796
I’m in for less than $100. What is the serious potential of this company? I’m a big Paul Stamets fan so I understand the power of psilocybin.

>> No.24789988

>>24789920
I've been taking to lots of young people lately and it's really surprising how many of them are working on finance/economics degrees. I think you're better off going with STEM. You'd be surprised how many people with physics degrees end up working in finance.

>> No.24789989

>>24789965
my dilemma is whether to sell or hold, because i can't day trade atm and i don't like day trading either, i've already lost some of my gains on it

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>>24789785
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BETTING AGAINST THE 'OL US OF A... ALL YOU HAD TO WAS PUT THAT MONEY IN THE S&P AND YOU'D HAVE FAT WADS TO LOOK FORWARD TO EVERY QUARTER... I HOPE YOU LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON TODAY SON...

>> No.24790000

>>24789971
steel I understand. uranium, i don't. someone shill me

>> No.24790004

>>24789849
Leaked file shows companies hire Chinese nationals.

>> No.24790005

>>24789991
these days betting against the usa is betting in favor of chinese wall street

>> No.24790017

>>24790004
it has to be worse than that, because most companies hire chinese nationals these days

>> No.24790019

>>24790000
Green power, China building more nuclear power plants, uuuu is also into rare earths.

>> No.24790044

Futures fuckin’ ripping

>> No.24790045

>>24789961
Ah yes, just what we need during a second lockdown, more degenerate porn! Thanks anon, I'm buying.

>> No.24790046

>>24790000
Every 5 years or so the Pajeet boiler rooms shill Uranium pump and dumps before they dump 90% in value again and agin

>> No.24790054

>>24789991
You bet against the ol' US of A with the Nasdaq though
All retail will be CONSOOMER by AMZN. Most online commerce by GOOG. Etc.

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>futures

>> No.24790057

>>24790017
Yeah, and plenty of them would probably pass info along to the Chinese government if asked. I met Chinese students in higher education. Some don’t like the CCP and probably want to stay in the west for the rest of their lives and some are fully indoctrinated from their primary education.

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>>24789819

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>>24789961
When is this Playboy SPAC coming out?

>> No.24790079

>>24789965
>December 21st
I expect Jews will crash the market after Hanukkah.

>> No.24790088

>>24789824
RIP /ptg/

>> No.24790092

>>24789920
Master's in applied math if you're 130+ IQ, CS bachelor's if you're a midwit

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>>24790046
This is lie sir

>> No.24790124

Please sir, be doing of the needful. I have for you a very nice SPAC, very stiff sir, very green.

>> No.24790142

>>24788797
god i hope that's a black baby in there

>> No.24790154

>>24789824
I miss og /ptg/ from May/June when it wasn't full of garbage bioshit and tanker retards. We found some nice gems.

>> No.24790156

>>24790046
Pajeet boiler rooms will ALWAYS be biotech.
And TSLA.

>> No.24790161

>>24788813
Just wait for the dip ez

>> No.24790165

>>24789266
Strike/expiry? Interested

>> No.24790193

>>24788813
Stop playing IPOs right after listing. They always pump and dump or dump and pump for the first couple weeks, settle in to some kind of range, then make another move. It's a lot easier to trade the second move. Corsair, for example, will bottom out pretty soon, build up some support, and probably enter a bullish trend for a while.

>> No.24790198

>>24789920
I used the GI Bill to go through college, ama if you want

>> No.24790203

>>24789331
It would only accrue monthly like that if you were buying and reselling. It doesn't matter what increments the gains come in, the only number that matters is the % difference between the price you bought at and the price you sold at. Multiply that by you principle and that is how much you walk away with.

>> No.24790213

how do i invest in tik tok girls

>> No.24790236

>>24790156
They do all sectors, uranium is just another cycle. Also Tesla is too big for a boiler room. Its no surprise it went up after moronic TeslaQ fags put record amount of money shorting it. They got squeezed like a Bitch

>> No.24790252 [DELETED] 

>>24790213
you send money to their onlyfans so they can become richer and you become poorer

>> No.24790262

>>24790056
I miss the +3% futures from the days after the elections

>> No.24790288

Should there be clinics in the inner cities that pay people to castrate themselves?

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>>24790005
DON'T TELL ME YOUR'E BUYING CHINESE STOCKS LIKE SOME DAMN COMMIE... IT'S ALL SCAM COMPANIES OVER THERE THEY JUST GIVE THAT MONEY STRAIGHT TO XI AND THE CCP... YOU KIDS NEED TO LEARN TO HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR COUNTRY...

>> No.24790298

>>24790252
Threadly reminder that Onlyfans/Twitter/Instagram is a fully functional meat market for pussy, the ePimps of the future. Up until very recently, prostitution was on backpage style shady ass websites. It’s now front page of social media. The girls who make money by ONLY doing cam shit are the minority and are used as bait to lure in the starry eyed 5/10’s who inevitably end up selling their ass.

t. Knower

>> No.24790315

>>24790288
>castration

That’s not the same as a vasectomy

>> No.24790318

>>24790296
meh, i was just making a point i don't really give a shit if you want to invest in china

>> No.24790340

I’m not a fan of Chinese stocks but holy shit BABA is extremely undervalued rn

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i want to buy some meme stocks but I know i'll get ass fucked like always

>> No.24790348

>>24790198
Why are you such a boot?

>> No.24790369

>>24790315
well should they?

>> No.24790379

>>24789156
"under 12" retard

SPACs are based but if you don't have any inside knowledge you're just betting on some random IPO. These days that's a pretty good bet. I am balls deep in PSTH hoping they take Robinhood public

>> No.24790388

>>24790369
No one would go for that.

>> No.24790391

>>24790345
>i want to buy some meme stocks but I know i'll get ass fucked like always
Arkg / arkw then. Get a few monthly itm calls if you want more leverage

>> No.24790394

Tiberius

>> No.24790402 [DELETED] 

>>24790298
nah mate theyll string you along and make you pay for their onlyfans and snapchat and then youll get scammed for money and theyll never fuck u

>> No.24790420

>>24790348
Sir, I don't know sir

also, nice ID

>> No.24790434

first for albertsons and srac
i tried to give you dm but you woldnt listen.i also gave you xom cah bj and big plays. keep ignoring me.

>> No.24790449

>>24790402
Bruh, I get all my prostitutes off OF now. It’s the best way to know if theyre the real deal.

>> No.24790479 [DELETED] 

>>24790449
whats the directory so you can find local onlyfans users who are prostitutes

how would you even find one without already knowing about them

>> No.24790510

>>24790479
Instagram or Twitter. Do a twitter search for #escort #gfe in your city, guarantee they got an OnlyFans link in there somewhere.

>> No.24790516

Rate my portfolio:

1% F (bought at bottom, waiting for March 2021 to get long term capital gains before I sell)
3% Lyft
3% STX
5% Uber
4% FSLR
6% SPWR (chad play)
34% VOO
4% NET (chad play 2)
1% MAXN
5% DBX
18% PSTH
10% PINS (chad play 3)
4% RKT
4% GDRX

Have some more money tied up in limit buy orders and rounded these so won't add up to 100%. Low 6 figures total. Over-allocated in rideshare and solar and happy with it.

>> No.24790519

Someone give me a secret late night Sunday pick before I go to sleep please. Some calls or something

>> No.24790521 [DELETED] 

>>24790510
why wouldnt you just message them on there or call the phone number

why the fuck would you pay them 20$ first you weirdo

>> No.24790524

>>24789486

do you think companies just pick any random number when they settle on market cap for IPO?
of course it's based on fundamentals. If you get can get people to pay high money you do an IPO, if you cant you dont.

>> No.24790526

>>24788813
>like why the fuck are all the IPOs opening at +100%, it's so bullshit
Yep. Dont care if they 2x at this point. Overvalued and not worth the risk when I can stick to my personal picks that have already nearly 2x in value since earlier this year. At least those are unlikely to get screwed over by hedgefunds and institutions that will likely dump the bags the moment they all move in unison to sell the ipo stocks. Recalls one anon who was mad as his obscure ipo stock also pumped real hard by the time it was available.

Really feels like theyre out to screw retail over yet cant shake all of us off so are stuck in a predicament where no matter what they're going to unwillingly make some of us rich.

>> No.24790534

>>24790516
that fake economy profile is gonna crash

>> No.24790546

>>24790519
Hello sir please do the needful and buy my SPAC called FUSE. Still $10 sir. Make sure to do the needful.

>> No.24790550

>>24789920

Finance is not worthwhile, anything you need you can learn yourself in an afternoon.
Go for stats / data analysis if you want to work in the stock market.

>> No.24790551

>>24788852
More like the rich are likely colluding to pump em before they become available to retail.

>> No.24790552

>>24790516
Shit. Just buy UNH and BABA and come back in 10 years

>> No.24790554

>>24790521
Because that’s how girls filter out cheap riff raff, no money having scammers, and law enforcement.

>> No.24790558

>>24790524
im aware i've just heard a lot of talk about airbnb's ipo being overpriced right off the gate so i was wondering what fundamentals could they have used to price it since everyone seems to have a bearish attitude towards it.

>> No.24790559

>>24789641
Integrity? Like you even knew anything about MMED or NUMI before this year.

>> No.24790567 [DELETED] 

>>24790554
no its not i text them all the time they say 200 and then they come over

>> No.24790570

>>24790534
Yeah I am waiting on long term capital gains to kick in before I dump, hoping it doesn't all tank before then.

I am very confident in PINS and NET but will probably get rid of most of the other tech stonks.

>> No.24790571

>>24790550
I want to work for a bank or in corporate finance, is finance the best degree for that?

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>futures

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>>24790567
>tfw can't even solicit a random thot because im easily recognizable

i want to be.. a nobody..

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Macy's will beat GME

>> No.24790634

>>24790583
are you famous dude? tell us who you are. is that you elon? karp?

>> No.24790639

So, am i going to have won by buying calls on SQ^3? Looks like it will so based off of futures

>> No.24790640

rate my portfolio:
50% PLM
50% GME 4/16/21 14c

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>>24790583
Woahs you get all the pussy in the world

>> No.24790664

>>24790567
And how old are they?

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>>24790640
Absolutely dogshit

>> No.24790698

im loaded up on UUUU calls
how much money will i yield tomorrow

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>>24789295
Plug it into excel you lazy retard, you’re already 3/365ths of the way there

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um
what the fuck was that

>> No.24790792

>>24790771
OH FUCK NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.24790800

>>24790792
it's recover(ing) somewhat since then, but very strange 1 minute sell-off candles nonetheless

>> No.24790808

>>24790771
must. fill. gap.

>> No.24790858

>>24790771
We’re still gapping up tomorrow. No big.

>> No.24790865

>>24790771
the fake economy

>> No.24790871

>>24790571
Sucking Yid cock is the best degree for that

>> No.24790892

Rate my portfolio of the future, 50% Roblox, 25% ebussy, 25% grindr

>> No.24790898

Who has the fattest fucking divvies, /smg/
I know Exxon has like 7.1

>> No.24790907

>>24789234
fuck no thats retarded

>> No.24790913

>>24790898
Selling weeklies on growth stocks

>> No.24790917

>>24790892
How far of a future? All three of these companies will fail eventually.

>> No.24790919

>>24790898
fat divvies means wallstreet expects a pessimistic forward-looking P/E

>> No.24790920

>>24790516
Very comfy portfolio. Why are you holding both UBER and LYFT?

>> No.24790922

>>24790898
O

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>>24790092
>tfw on third semester of applied math masters and i am definitely retarded
physics bachelors, currently work as engineer. i either have imposters syndrome or i am the imposter. i think it's the latter
buy opti

>> No.24790927

>>24789431
>he didnt buy clf calls

oh no

>> No.24790932

>>24788785
I hold it, cop might be the strongest oil but they acquired that failing company

>> No.24790933

>>24790898
carnival is pretty fat

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>>24790892

>> No.24790938

>>24790919
>implying P/E means anything anymore

>> No.24790948

rate my chad portfolio fags

>gme shares
>clf shares
>clf calls i bought a week ago
>tqqq i bought at @ 129
>moon

>> No.24790952

>>24790935
>grindrod
sounds about right

>> No.24790960

>>24790917
As far as you want to go, based on current trends everyone will be gay by 2040.

>> No.24790961

>>24790898
IBM iirc

>> No.24790962

>oil midwits bidding up oil again
>when oil reserves are increasing
One more pump and dump of the midwit boomers

>> No.24790985

>>24790920
I was quite bullish on them before the pandemic and bought them when they dipped before the pandemic.I diamond-handed through the pandemic which for some reason has mostly worked out. I actually think they have a really good business model, most of their losses were retarded bets on things like AV/air transportation or entering new markets. They've always made money hand over fist in established markets,

I am going to sell them probably Q42021 or Q12022 to buy other software companies. Mostly because I think they will get replaced by an autonomous vehicle company when that goes mainstream, and they will kill it in Q3 2021 when things go back to normal.

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>>24790892
Rate my folio

>> No.24791014

>>24790935
Yeah I already got fucked on SALT tyvm

>> No.24791030

>>24791009
>Losing money on steel of all things right now

ngmi

Speaking of shit stocks, should I hodl GME or sell it for more clf?

>> No.24791037

>>24790938
P/E doesn't mean anything on stocks that are expected to grow their bottom line quickly. It does on shitty old boomer stocks.

There is no 'free lunch' to getting a stock with high dividends. It almost always means that low growth or high uncertainty is priced in.

>> No.24791039

>>24790960
Something more degenerate/easier/faster will come along and replace grindr. Roblox will go the way of club penguin eventually and ebussy will never build a single bus.

>> No.24791045

>>24790985
Nice, I'm also holding both. I'm very hopeful they hit profitability in 2021/2. I've been shaving a little bit of the top after the election Uber ran up a lot faster than I expected.

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>>24791030
>the joke
>your head
jesus.. is this the quality of poster in /smg/ nowadays? how do you not see it!!

>> No.24791052

>>24791009
CKNIGGERS? 99/10

>> No.24791063

>>24791050
>jesus.. is this the quality of poster in /smg/ nowadays?
>how do you not see it!!
ironic

>> No.24791066

>>24791039
So I'm poor in the future? Oh no.

>> No.24791084

>>24790898
OKE is 9%

>> No.24791090
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>>24791052
Sorry, the whole list got cut off

>> No.24791105

Tuned out for a few months.
How fucked is the market/10 right now? I've only heard a few things since October.
What the fuck is going on with futures? I feel like I'll check again later and see it blood red for some stupid reason.

>> No.24791119

>>24791050
Oh shit the GE stock is called "500 shares"? What were they thinking?

>> No.24791120

>>24791105
Check back when Joe takes office. Bet we get a nice dip.

>> No.24791128

>>24791120
I know there's going to be a death drop.
Fuck this shit man.

>> No.24791137

>>24791105
It's been rallying since November 2nd and it's gonna crash starting December 21st. Watch for the Christmas Star then!

>> No.24791142

>>24791128
Why are you not excited? You should be saving up a big wad and preparing to close all your positions so you can buy ALL THE FUCKING CHEAPIES

>> No.24791149
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>>24790771
Nasdaq showing even more signs of weakness..
hmmmmmMMMM

>> No.24791151

>>24791120
>>24791128
there will be stocks he favors and they will soar, unless he is really just trying to end it all

>> No.24791165
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FUCKING NASDUMP PIECE OF SHIT ALWAYS LAGGING AND DUMPING THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT IN HISTORY

>> No.24791167

>>24791137
what about after christmas? thing is black friday was a complete bust for retail, after the after christmas sale numbers come in is probably when they admit it's beyond saving

>> No.24791173

>>24791142
Because half my positions got shit on in one of the random red days? I don't want to resort back to options gambling. I'll be staring at numbers all day and regretting to sell when sour hour hits.

>> No.24791184

BFTchads where we at? Big pump tomorrow?

>> No.24791190

>>24791165
should have invested in the real economy

>> No.24791203

What's going to happen with SWI in the morning?

>> No.24791208

>>24791167
It's only going to get worse. The market's forward-looking so your point will come into affect soon...

>> No.24791216

>>24791151
>unless he is really just trying to end it all
Do you really doubt that?
He already came out about not doing jack shit about police brutality. I doubt he gives a single fuck about the market.

>> No.24791230

>>24791203
damn, i don't think anon who knows the future is here right now

but if he was here, he'd tell you that SWI could go up, maybe down, or even sideways

>> No.24791238

>>24791137
I’m selling this week to trim profits and deleverage. Bond ETFs are gonna be my jam for a few months.

>> No.24791242

>>24789218
>that nigger poster
>fuckin dropped

>> No.24791256

>>24791238
Sounds good! I'll look into these....

>> No.24791258

>>24791050
Oh its you. PLTR to $3,000.

>> No.24791263
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got 333.33 in my broker account gimme an esoteric penny stock to get rich off RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.24791266

>>24791230
Well it probably won't go up since the government is ordering agencies to disconnect all their products from the internet, that has to be bad.

>> No.24791273

>>24791258
You're begging for the copypasta.. :^)

>> No.24791275

BCRX bois I feel a very good week.

>> No.24791284

>>24791216
yeah, that was just a call to calm his pro police base though, it was leaked on purpose

>> No.24791288

>>24791263
CLF

>> No.24791294

>>24791266
wait wtf? what are you talking about?

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>>24789971
>>24790000
based and checked

>> No.24791311

why are nasdaq futures dumping right now? Did I miss something?

>> No.24791315

>>24791149
Can tqqq bag holders ever get a break have they smashed their monitors or phones out sheer frustration

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https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/13/cyber-hack-on-us-treasury-by-foreign-government-.html

The FBI is currently investigating the group, known among private-sector cybersecurity firms as APT29 or Cozy Bear. The hackers are also believed to have breached the State Department, Joint Chiefs of Staff and the White House networks during the Obama administration.


>cozy bear

uh oh

>> No.24791329

>>24791311
sometimes line go not up

>> No.24791351

>>24791263
Unironically, RYCEY

>> No.24791358

>>24791294
https://www.cisa.gov/news/2020/12/13/cisa-issues-emergency-directive-mitigate-compromise-solarwinds-orion-network

>> No.24791367

>>24791329
wtf they were supposed to do the needful and go up

>> No.24791368

>>24791311
They're still up decently / nothing to worry about yet (although it is a little odd to go from 0.5% to 0.2% like it did - it's not like any big markets were opening or closing to warrant it)
My personal speculation would be that positive vaccine news / roll-out = bad for tech
Still very good probability Nasdaq is green tomorrow, but maybe not (after seeing this weakness)

>> No.24791377

government hack = PLTR go up

>> No.24791378

>>24790000
>war, war, war
>uh, lets ignore the uranium

>> No.24791381

>>24791322
declaration of war

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>>24791358
well fuck....

>>24791381
yeah but bear though, BEAR

>> No.24791413

>>24791368
it's odd because dow, s&p500, and nasdaq all took a spill at the same time, just nasdaq got it the worst. I wonder what spooked everyone at this hour.

>> No.24791415

does this hack mean anything for the market? anyone look into it?

>> No.24791416

Trump gonna provoke a war dec to stay in office screencap this

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The Golden Bullrun begins TOMORROW! I hope you're all ready, open is going to be HUGE!

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>>24791416
ya but how does that effect $GME

>> No.24791432

>>24791427
can you tripfag please

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>>24791417

>> No.24791452

>>24791438
Stocks already PUMPED in Australia! NYSE is gonna be big!

>> No.24791465

>>24791417
why?

>> No.24791472

>>24791416
Nope. No new wars is part of Trumps legacy. He’s gonna let Joe do that so he can say “I told you so”

>> No.24791483

>>24791472
stay delusional schizo

>> No.24791485

>>24791438
i have no friends

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>>24791465
Good news about vaccines globally. Election seems to be settled at this point. Fear is fading, it's all falling into place. Futures are green as fuck.

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>>24791128
>>24791120
Thoughts on buying PIPP prior to Biden taking office?
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/09/spac-with-ties-to-biden-cabinet-picks-sees-surge-in-wall-street-support.html

>> No.24791501

>>24791483
>lowest amount of military activity since Carter
>thinks it wasn’t on purpose

You’re the delusional one here buddy.

>> No.24791503

do you guys have ideas on how to filter avatarfags? they use a lot of different pictures.

i get banned for asking business related questions in the catalog every time. why do they not get banned

>> No.24791515

How dead is it in here tonight?

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>>24791273
Since you didn't respond with it, I have already failed.

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>>24791503
i get banned like 10 times a day for over a decade dude

you look mad stupid thinking this is my first rodeo

>> No.24791532

>>24791522
im more concerned of carafag over you but i would like to filter you sometimes

>> No.24791540

>>24791522
what makes you think anyone want to see your dumbshit chink bitch pictures on here?

>> No.24791543

>>24791540
They're not even the good chink bitches they're all fucking gooks for some reason
Get some fucking taste man

>> No.24791546

>>24791543
with plastic surgery

>> No.24791580

>>24791543
>>24791546
disgusting fake and gay korean whores

>> No.24791600

>>24791415
If your broker uses SolarWind then they will be offline for awhile because of the order to shut it down. Enjoy not being able to trade while everything tanks.

>> No.24791646

making new just a moment

>> No.24791651

>>24790763
>stock market open 365 days a year
If only

>> No.24791666

>>24791646
Cheers to the baker

>> No.24791677

>>24791522
Do you ever wonder why you get banned so often?

>> No.24791686

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>24791680
>>24791680
>>24791680

>>24791680
>>24791680

>>24791680
>>24791680
>>24791680

>>24791680>>24791680
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>> No.24791704

>>24790571
Lots of universitys offer a stats/econ double major. This is a very good option

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>>24791275
Oh my it might go up 50 cents

>> No.24791811

>>24791492
Nothing will come of it until there is more coverage.
That kind of stuff reeks of under the table dealing, so proceed at your own risk. It might go up, it might go sideways. Clown Market still ensues.

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>>24791503
Filter by Image MD5 using 4chanX. Pic related is how many fucking images I've filtered of this faggot and she keeps finding new fucking images to post. I must have 100s of images filtered.

>> No.24791977

>>24791275
What’s the target price, friend?