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>Let's circle back to that item later, it seems out of scope
>I added Brad's team to the weekly meeting, I'm hoping to leverage some synergy between groups if we focus on our core competencies
>We can touch base during tomorrow's stand-up, give you some time to get the lay of the land
>I want to highlight our value add and show that this is a win-win
>I'm feeling out of the loop here, when was the last time Frank ran the numbers?
>Brandon is going to do a deep dive into the data and perform a drill down into our key customer segments
>This initiative is really going to move the needle on our top KPI's
>We can already make this a game changer by taking care of some low hanging fruit
>Let's take that off-line, ping me when you know you'll be available
>We're not trying to boil the ocean here, our north star hasn't changed

>> No.24786016

fuck every sunday man... i hate this thread

>> No.24786060

>>24785913
>we need to make a task force to really attack this vertical and capture latent value

>> No.24786123

You haven't necked yet I see.

>> No.24786142

>let me help you connect the dots

>> No.24786158

>>24786016
would you like to circle back to this item later then?

>> No.24786207

>>24786016
>our monthly moral boosting event is tomorrow. We’re going to be confirming everyone’s preferred pronouns. Can’t wait to see you in conference room 301 at 8 am. Get there a few minutes early I know your excited.

>> No.24786208

kek

>> No.24786266

>>24786016
>It's a rough tide, keep sailing sailor. See ya at 7:30 for the team talk.

>> No.24786277
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24786277

>we'll be checking everybody's temperature with a no-contact thermometer at the front desk
>please let us know once you've been vaccinated

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>>24785913

>> No.24786303

I hate work so much bros but I don’t want to live with my parents

>> No.24786311

>>24786277
>Please present your government vaccine card before entering the building.

>> No.24786314

>let’s workshop this a little more
>help walk me through this

>> No.24786315
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>>24786016
>people complaining they have a decent office job
>I'm just trying to figure out if the financial advice industry is a ponzi scheme or not while not getting offers for anything else

>> No.24786331

>>24786303
why not work and live with your parents? you can use them to help you find property and better employmeny opportunuties while saving a shitload of money

>> No.24786364

FREE LEFTOVER EGGPLANT IN THE FRIDGE

>> No.24786372

>because of OP I looked up job growth in the 1990s
>found this instead

https://stats.bls.gov/opub/mlr/1983/11/art3full.pdf

"who will support the infrastructure created built by the baby boomers when college educated people will fall by 18% in the workforce due to the baby bust generation being 7.7 million smaller- what will the impact on society be"

I'M GOING TO MURDER SOMEONE

THESE FUCKS IN 1982 CREATED THE COLLEGE BUBBLE AND THE IMMIGRATION BUBBLE BECAUSE OF BOOMERS AND THINKING THEY COULD KEEP ECONOMIC GROWTH GOING FOREVER

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>>24785913
>let's put a meeting on a calendar to better address this
>anon can you set this up?
>i'm really busy this week so try to do schedule something around.... 4:30 pm on friday

>> No.24786400

>>24786060
Fuck, we just started doing this task force shit

Problem is my team is the only one that does any real problem solving work so we get tied up in every single one

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24786407

>Happy Monday, Anon!
>Turn that frown upside down!
>It's the start of another lovely week at Souless Corporation X!
>Haha don't worry just another 30 years till retirement!
>Anon, I need to see you in my office before you leave. Helen from accounting said you looked in her direction and is filing a complaint with HR. We're going to have to let you go. We'll mail you your personal affects. Sorry, Anon I can't let you use me as a reference. Hey, good luck out there bud!

>> No.24786880

>>24785913
>got a letter in the mail congratulating me on my one year with the company
>spent most of this year wfh and playing vidya, projects suffering because of it but my lack of effort isnt the current blame luckily enough, but i feel its only a matter of time


I don't know if I'll make it to year 2 bros...

>> No.24787449

>>24786016
you don't hate this thread
you hate life

>> No.24787492

>>24785913
> we’re milking the cows in the morning
> we use the milking machine to do it
> the cows go moo
I know the feel, professional jargon can be almost indecipherable to outsiders.