Swallow the robots, wagie!

[Anonymous No.24780819]

[Anonymous No.24780843]

[Anonymous No.24780847]

can this be administered anally?

[Anonymous No.24780892]

"helping the workers"

[Anonymous No.24780894]

>>24780819
I would on my own will get a RFID chip seems fun

[Anonymous No.24780907]

All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects.

[Anonymous No.24781056]

>>24780819
> Wirelessly broadcast schedules

So you'll be given a boost whenever they decide, not you?

[Anonymous No.24781075]

>>24780819
WAGIE WAGIE
BACK IN CAGIE
DON'T BE SAD
PILLS WILL MAKE YOU GLAD

[Anonymous No.24781090]

>>24780819
Is there anyone more cucked and svy than Steven fucking Pinker?
He loves the modern world like a pig in shit.

[Anonymous No.24781092]

imagine all the people who could OD due to subpar cybersecurity at any of the parties involved between the "worker" and whoever controls the broadcast schedules.

[Anonymous No.24781105]

How can we profit from this?

[Anonymous No.24781128]

>>24781105
Blackmail with this >>24781092

[Anonymous No.24781153]

>>24780847
Only if you need to evade the first pass effect

[Anonymous No.24781217]

>>24780819
>human ingenuity is truly boundless!
This guy is praising satanic frankenstein technology. What the fuck. People like this should be executed or something.

[Anonymous No.24781227]

have I told you guys how much I hate this world

[Anonymous No.24781256]

If it's voluntary, why not just have them take the drug normally at certain times?

[Anonymous No.24781279]

>>24780819
Reminder Steven Pinker was closely associated with Epstein and Epsteins Island.

[Anonymous No.24781323]

>>24781217
Unless its sarcasm? Don't judge

[Anonymous No.24781324]

>>24781256
that would reduce your productivity by 0.17% wagie. you don't want to steal from the company, do you?

[Anonymous No.24781348]

>>24781323
No he's a Harvard professor. Absolutely not sarc

[Anonymous No.24781397]

>>24781227
no, how much do you hate it?

[Anonymous No.24781434]

taleb was right about this cuck

[Anonymous No.24781460]

>>24781217
>>24780819
HAVE THESE PEOPLE NOT WATCHED A FUCKING MOVIE OR READ A SCI-FI DYSTOPIA BOOK IN THEIR LIFE?

AND EVEN IF THEY HAVEN'T HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY UNSARCASTICALLY SAY THIS? DO THEY HAVE NO SELF AWARENESS?

WORSE, HOW THE FUCK CAN A FULL GROWN ADULT SAY THIS SHIT? I'd expect a 10 year old child who still believes in Captain Planet or some shit, except even in those fucking cartoons they taught you the villain was up to something when he pretended he was doing it for your own good.

[Anonymous No.24781471]

>>24781227
If you are born a Jewish alpha like me life fucking rocks. Seethe harder losers

[Anonymous No.24781481]

>>24781397
enough to not participate

[Anonymous No.24781483]

>>24781217
You say this while writing on a message board on the internet, to an audience you have no true perception of

[Anonymous No.24781510]

>>24781471
weak sauce bro, you're gonna have to try harder than that

[Anonymous No.24781528]

>>24780819
Major faggot stevon pinker

[Anonymous No.24781561]

>>24780843

[Anonymous No.24781562]

>>24780819
This is fucking terrible and dystopian as fuck

[Anonymous No.24781580]

>>24781471
Tho would never condone the unfathomable evils of this world

[Anonymous No.24781607]

>>24781481
but you do participate

[Anonymous No.24781645]

So this is retarded. What medecine would they use this for?

For anti depressants specifically, you dont just take them and suddenly get a boost. SSRIs build up in their system overtime and thats when they are effective after like 3 weeks of starting them.

Benzos might work if a worker is stressed and the bot senses this and releases it. Because benzos are mostly short acting and there aren't xr versions avaiable unless you want to be fucked up for a day. But I dont want a robot giving me fucking addictive medecine like benzos.

Other things like adderall and other adhd meds already have xr versions.

I would never eat a robot. And I was all for getting chipped but the more I see us going towards data mining, they will just harvest you for data and sell it back to you. I dont need hulu in my fucking eyes.

[Anonymous No.24781658]

so many raging wagies in this thread lmao

get the fuck off /biz/ and go to /pol/ or something you incel losers

[Anonymous No.24781678]

>>24781658
(You)

[Anonymous No.24781681]

>>24781471
Bitch please you're basically a king on top of a shit just like in the middle ages.
You mixbred gypsies cannot fathom ever wanting to evolve and hating the world you're living in. You actively want to keep automation away so you have slaves to torture and have sex with.
It's simple sadism, I genuinely don't know why our cells would ever give a shit about destructive emotions like sadism, jealousy and setting shit on fire when they're not happy, exactly like a 3 year old.

Would you be happy as a king in the middle ages after you've lived comfily in the modern world? I know I wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.24781695]

>>24781645

>lol Oops, sorry wagie. We just released a 100x dose of tranquilizers due to a buffer overflow error.

[Anonymous No.24781708]

>>24781658
I may be a wagie, but I have a golden fucking chain. And im wfh 80k salary comfy wagie. And I like my job.

[Anonymous No.24781730]

>>24781695
>lose job anyway because can't worked zoned out, or worse fall and die in machinery if you're a truely nightmare level wagie even though its companies fault

[Anonymous No.24781753]

>>24780819
>hacker breaks into business network
>sends command to all nanobots to dispense all medication immediately
>wagies across the world drop dead at once

[Anonymous No.24781760]

It would be cheaper to just let employees use their own personally purchased THC vapes during designated breaks but I guess employers might be willing to spend a little more for the control. Imagine teens working with in McDonald’s in the future needing to swallow little robots that make them feel happy to make them more productive, friendlier to customers and less likely to quit.

[Anonymous No.24781823]

>>24781092
>So let's start today's meeting, gentlemen. I would like to hear from logistics.
>Good morning. Logistics is on schedule. We have implemented the toilet points bonus system ,which allows the wagies to go to use the toilet if they overperformed for a certain amount of time. It increased work efficiency by 7%. Coupled with glass toilet doors and sloped toilet bowls it reduced the stolen corporate time by 90%.
>There are also some bad news - Johnson messed it up again and released stimulants, which caused the wagies to go apeshit. Some tried to break out of their cages and were charged with attempted damage to company property. The situation was quickly mitigated by an emergency sedative release. That's all for now.
>Ok. Marketing?
>Marketing here. Wagie 4532 trying to remove his vaccine tracking chip with a pencil. A report to the authorities followed. Wagie 4532 is terminated and stripped off his citizen rights. Otherwise the numbers are on schedule.
>Fine. Sales?
>Sales here. We have some very bad news. There was a hacking attack on our crowd control servers which resulted in a massive overdose and we lost 24 wagies. The projected quarterly numbers might be down as a result.

[Anonymous No.24781847]

>>24780819
Lol no thnx you pedo kike.

[Anonymous No.24781906]

>>24781607
I am nowhere and am of nothing

[Anonymous No.24781972]

>>24781323
He's a jew. He wants this.

[Anonymous No.24781997]

>>24780819
What happens when one of the robots springs a leak and floods your system with too much dope?

[Anonymous No.24782091]

>Could you step into my office, Wagie C559-76?

>Our wagie facial tracking system indicated that you sneered in today's daily stand-up meeting while Jamal and Barbara were discussing our new diversity initiatives. Is this true?

>You know that microaggressions aren't permitted in our office, don't you?

>We are going to have to give you an extra shot of estrogen today. Your behavior has been frankly unacceptable.

[Anonymous No.24782094]

>>24781997
Then you die and they will hire another wagie. You will most probably have to sign a form which says the company takes no responsibility in case you OD.

[Anonymous No.24782123]

>>24781997
Too much anti depressants? No such thing

[Anonymous No.24782169]

>>24782091
>>24781823
this shit is great LOL

[Anonymous No.24782294]

>>24780819
>Human ingenuity is truly boundless!
Seems pretty bound by the fact that they still haven't come up with a medical anti-depressant that doesn't fuck up your hormone balance and increase your chances of committing suicide.

[Anonymous No.24782363]

like neuralink, the tech is pretty cool but closed source, no hardware switches. why are there no riots because of obvious security concerns with tech like this? not even a shitty boycott. no open source initiatives to give control to the user

[Anonymous No.24782389]

No wonder you idiots fall for scams.

[Anonymous No.24782440]

>>24781823
>>24782091
saved

[Anonymous No.24782456]

>>24782389
Thanks for sharing that, I should have realized it was fake.

[Anonymous No.24782475]

>>24780819
Who here antisemite?

[Anonymous No.24782510]

>>24782389
give it 5 years anon and we will have shit in OP's edit

[Anonymous No.24782559]

>>24781092
It will run through Chainlink so it will be fine

[Anonymous No.24782599]

It's a suppository...

One time a flea jumped into my eye and got stuck there behind it... Yikes

[Anonymous No.24782609]

>>24782389
>nooo having an insulin dispenser inside your body that gives you life saving medicine when you need it, but not at other times, is the mark of the devil 666 frankenstein Ted was right we all need to live in the woods
>now let me get back to my computer and drink some mountain dew and trade crypto and order some pizza

[Anonymous No.24782643]

>>24782389
Nice shop

[Anonymous No.24782903]

>>24781460
they live in a little bubble with other rich jews and goyim and they think we are all fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.24782908]

>>24780819
How’s this faggot still allowed to walk around as a free man?

[Anonymous No.24782927]

He's apartelle!

[Anonymous No.24782934]

>>24781279
Look at those smug kikes. But yeah, pic related, was the bad guy, sure...

[Anonymous No.24783135]

>>24781075
Wagie wagiback in cagie
Don't be sad pills make glad

[Anonymous No.24783167]

>>24782389

Yeah let's swallow needles with small explosives attached

[Anonymous No.24783178]

>>24780843
unironically positive news for haircomb hodlers

[Anonymous No.24783195]

>>24782609

Are you fucking stupid or what? Have you ever seen an insulin pen and how much liquid they contain?

[Anonymous No.24783203]

>>24783167
Kablammo!

[Anonymous No.24783243]

>>24781823
Good shit ty for posting

[Anonymous No.24783320]

>>24780819
I love that.
It won't be long until someone hacks it so that the broadcast signal releases LSD.
>think about it
Broadcast a signal while they're in a casino, unknown to them, from slot machines to give them extra dopamine.
>go further
Dial up your drugs on demand, walk in the house, have a snack, have a drink, sit on your couch. THC pumping directly into your stream.

[Anonymous No.24783373]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CCNKzZMBA

https://freemantv.com/planetary-lockdown-elana-freeland-billy-hayes/

[Anonymous No.24783403]

>>24782609
There was a DefCon presentation on how most bluetooth insulin pumps could be hijacked remotely and used to administer a lethal dose. So yes, wirelessly controlled medicine dispensers have serious problems that need to be addressed.

[Anonymous No.24783407]

Wagie, wagie, get in cagie.
Dont be mad and don't be ragey.
Cagie here is for your safety.
If you tire and get lazy
Pills will make you fast and crazy!

[Anonymous No.24783424]

>>24783195
that's diluted for easier manual dosage, and to avoid accidental overdose which can be lethal
the actual insulin in that solution is tiny, and so something that can accurately dose it needs very little liquid

[Anonymous No.24783445]

>>24782389
You know damn well OP's pic is where this technology is headed

[Anonymous No.24783603]

> Can you please check your levels?
> Here, have some Soma.

[Anonymous No.24783611]

>>24782363
>>24783403
itt retards. ive been saying this sort of shit for years people wont get robotic implants or chips or anything. They are to afraid of injecting shit into there bodies most people dont even like to go to the doctors. The pills MAYBE but anything that requires an implant besides shit that if you dont do it you die wont happen. Only way anyone is gonna let this shit happen is if it is quick painless and gives huge benefits. That neural link shit wont ever happen a few might get it but the majority of people wont do it.

[Anonymous No.24783633]

>>24783611
>too*
>>their*

[Anonymous No.24783759]

>>24780819
The wagie pill, when you think about how shitty your job is and how much you want to kill yourself you receive a small scale lobotomy and get back to work. BASED
ENSLAVE HUMANITY

[Anonymous No.24783818]

ass

[Anonymous No.24783902]

>>24782091
>no eye contact
>weak handshake
Sorry applicant #120398132 you do not qualify for the job

[Anonymous No.24783948]

>>24783633
>too*
>>their*

[Anonymous No.24783996]

>>24781708
80k is nothing unless you live in like fuckin alabama

[Anonymous No.24784005]

>>24783902
>this information has been sold to all our competitors
Sorry applicant #123940 you have not been selected for an interview.
This is an automatic message, no not respond.

[Anonymous No.24784059]

>>24780819
Pretty soon we won't even have 15-minute breaks. Wagies will have to wear adult diapers (which you'll pay for yourself) and hope to god that you don't need to do a #2.

[Anonymous No.24784083]

>>24783902
>Our systems indicate that you occassionalky expressed disgust while watching Mandingo Impales Tiny White Teen 7
>your application has been terminated and your racist leanings have been forwarded to the appropriate authorities

>have a nice day

[Anonymous No.24784153]

>>24782091
>daily stand-up meeting
oh wagies

[Anonymous No.24784222]

>>24781678
>everyone who isn't me is jewish
seething /pol/ wagie incel detected, too easy. you lot are always either commies or nazis. barely any difference these days lol

[Anonymous No.24784247]

>>24783407
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.24784292]

>>24784222
hắc chủng

[Anonymous No.24784324]

>>24781105
Understand nanotech is the future of medicine. This is a pretty simple application, but bots that clear+repair blood vessels aren't far off.

[Anonymous No.24784344]

It's fake you absolute retards lmao

[Anonymous No.24784665]

>>24783818
this

[Anonymous No.24784987]

>>24783818
ass

[Anonymous No.24785349]

>>24781823
Powered by Chainlink

[Anonymous No.24785819]

>>24780819
>>24781075

>>24780819
WAGIE WAGIE STUCK IN CAGIE
ALL DAY LONG YOU SWEAT AND RAGIE
CRY AND SHAKE AND SCREAM UNTIL
PINKER’S ROBOT WAGIE PILL!

A SHINY NANO ROBOT FRIEND
TO YOUR STRUGGLES HE ATTENDS!
DISPENSING PSYCHOTROPIC DRUGS
DEEP INSIDE YOUR WAGIE GUTS

HE ONLY GIVES YOU WHAT YOU NEED
A TRANQUILIZER, OR MAYBE SPEED?
LITHIUM TO KEEP YOU STABLE
PURE DOPAMINE TO FUN ENABLE

AT YOUR WORKPLACE (YOUR SECOND HOME)
YOU’LL HARDLY NOTICE YOU’RE A DRONE
AS PINKER’S ROBOT INJECTS HAPPY
EVERY TIME YOU’RE FEELING CRAPPY

EVER SINCE YOU WERE A BOY
YOU’D HOPED YOU’D BE THIS GOOD A GOY
YOU EVEN LOVE YOUR CAGIE NOW
CONDITIONED LIKE A DOG - AND HOW!

CRUSHING DEADLINES, MAKING ME MONEY
YOU’RE MY DRONING WAGIE HONEY
NEVER MIND, LET’S LUNCH YOU MUG
4 MINUTES ONLY - HERE, HAVE A BUG ;)

[Anonymous No.24786546]

>>24781279
*nukes israel*
Heh, it's personal

[Anonymous No.24786604]

>Internet goes down
>want to kill myself
So these pills would do nothing

[Anonymous No.24786622]

>>24780819
You will swallow the blue pills and you WILL be happy!

[Anonymous No.24786671]

>>24780819
"if you want to work here, the only job in town, you MUST eat the robots."

[Anonymous No.24787041]

>>24781105
Buy chainlink

[Anonymous No.24787054]

>>24786671
I don't feel so good bros

[Anonymous No.24787169]

>>24781279
oh no

[Anonymous No.24787202]

>>24785819

based NEET picture book storytime :)

[Anonymous No.24787285]

>>24780819
Wtf is wrong with white people??

[Anonymous No.24787434]

>>24787285
>white

[Anonymous No.24787468]

>>24781090
He's the farmer, you're the pig in shit. That's why he loves it.

[Anonymous No.24788024]

Decent thread. Philip K Dick was really into governance and dystopian bits. Check em out if you like 1984 stuff. “The penultimate” is the last PKD book I read and it’s literally fallout.

[Anonymous No.24788800]

>>24787434
(((white)))

[Anonymous No.24790043]

>>24780819
i mean, if this shit actually worked, then i don't care if there are robots in my body i would take it

[Anonymous No.24790360]

>>24780819
Why do I never see stuff that indicates a move away from dystopia. Everything just seems to move more and more towards dystopia everyday.

[Anonymous No.24790436]

>>24780819
Depression and suicidal thoughts are a consequence of people staying indoors and not getting sunshine.
Vitamin D3 high dosage will cure you without swallowing a fucking robot.

[Anonymous No.24790562]

>>24790360
the thing that moves away is crypto

[Anonymous No.24790586]

>>24781645
Remote control roofies for pedos

[Anonymous No.24790635]

>>24780819
that's not how antidepressants are administered

[Anonymous No.24790692]

>time release capsules can accomplish the same thing only without the need to eventually remove a fucking robot from your gullet

[Anonymous No.24790788]

>>24780819
FUSE BLEEP FUSE BLOOP the aliens have you now.

[Anonymous No.24792121]

>>24780819
It's death stranding's plot but real.

[Anonymous No.24792352]

>>24780819
EAT
THE
BOTS

[Anonymous No.24792454]

>>24781075
WAGIE WAGIE
DON'T BE SAD
WAGIE WAGIE
DON'T BE MAD
WAGIE WAGIE
TAKE THE PILLS
WAGIE WAGIE
YOU'LL BE GLAD

[Anonymous No.24793570]

>>24790562
Literally this

[Anonymous No.24793640]

isn't this nigger fucked kids on Epstein island?

[Anonymous No.24793801]

>>24781483
Nightmare fuel, still, the OP presents a very possible nightmare fuel idea himself so he's not totally wrong in opposing it.