/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.24752136]

Comfy weekend edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>QE Explained
youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk&feature=youtu.be [Open] [Open] [Open] [Embed]

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Weekly /smg/ update
Full playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3s0W8G-F7AdlU964_8WLh1YsCtQJ4lP1
Episode 6 out now! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NBuKox4gv8 [Open] [Open] [Open] [Embed]
>Links for (You)

https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

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>>24748812

[Anonymous No.24752158]

Im so bored guys
weekends seem to be longer ever since I got into the stock market

[Anonymous No.24752173]

>>24752158
Try crypto if you're that addicted

[Anonymous No.24752188]

Does anyone else think SPX is due for a dip? I want to start buying into it but it seems worth waiting for the inevitable next dip

[Anonymous No.24752193]

>>24752158
I knew a man, died in his 90s, who regretted he wouldn't be able to participate in the markets anymore and how he had 'more to do'. Told me this while he lay in his bed. Kinda haunts me.

[Anonymous No.24752204]

I invested my emergency fund. Was it a mistake? Have you invested your emergency fund?

[Anonymous No.24752226]

>>24752136
Comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2k8Qq5UtZo

[Anonymous No.24752228]

>>24752204
You should always have some emergency cash at least 3x a comfortable living wage. You don't know when the next emergency will happen or what i will be, when someone will ask for help etc

[Anonymous No.24752242]

>>24752228

I haven't had an emergency requiring a fund in 10 years though. Imagine if I had invested it that whole time. Even if it's in super non volatile index funds or something. Even if there's a huge crash, if I've invested it for a year it probably would come close to breaking even.

[Anonymous No.24752264]

>>24752242
Well yes, requiring the use of that fund shouldn't be a regular thing. You should never have to use it at all. However it shouldn't take you that long to accumulate it. I see it as an absolute amount (keeping pace with inflation if you want). Once you reach roughly 3x wages then you can put all your income into your stocks

[Anonymous No.24752279]

Friendly reminder that we are in a major tech led bubble, and you should have cash on hand ahead of market correction

[Anonymous No.24752300]

>>24752279
How hard will VOO get hit in a tech bubble?

[hitechlowlife No.24752358]

>>24752193

Greedy asshole.

He got 90 years and still wants to stick around to acquire more tendies?

His days are over, I am the future!

[Anonymous No.24752381]

Shill me some stocks in downtrends

[Anonymous No.24752409]

>>24752279
I was thinking about buying some SPY puts at or near the money expiring at the end of next year to hedge against this. thoughts?

[Anonymous No.24752469]

What are your thoughts on NIO?
I was not expecting the dilution after a bought the previous 42 dip.
I'm thinking of just taking the loss instead of waiting for it to go back up again.

[Anonymous No.24752509]

>>24752136
Purchase NEE, CX, X, MCD, K, FRTA, ROAD, TQQQ, SPXL

[Anonymous No.24752521]

>>24752264
A couple months expenses is fine. 3x wages is crazy. That's million for my wife and I. We still have 200k because wife doesn't want me playing with her money so she has 80k in a 0.6% savings and 75k in a 2.25% CD. Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.24752532]

>>24752136
when did y'all add the suicide prevention info?

[Anonymous No.24752542]

>>24752532
After I fucked your sisters farting ass

[Anonymous No.24752545]

>>24752381
crypto, gold oil.

uptrend
food for china

[Anonymous No.24752551]

>>24752358
You're the most conspicuous redditor I've seen recently

[Anonymous No.24752554]

Should I fucking bother with a Roth IRA?

[Anonymous No.24752564]

>>24752228
>>24752242
>>24752264
>>24752521
Sorry I realised I was really unclear in my posts. I meant 3x a comfortable MONTHLY living wage. Not annual, that would indeed be crazy

[Anonymous No.24752571]

>>24752542
a resounding work of genius, impeccable scatological taste immaculately entwined with the butthole of thine imaginary sister.
doth rapier has felled me.

10/10 would fuck sis bum again

[Anonymous No.24752577]

So, three month's worth. So if you're earning £2500 per month after taxes then try to keep £7500 in cash for emergencies. I think it's a good rule

[Anonymous No.24752581]

>>24752532
bump

[Anonymous No.24752629]

>>24752577

NO

PUT IT IN DIV

EVEN IN A CRASH IT WILL BARELY FLINCH, AND THE DIVIDENDS WILL MORE THAN MAKE UP FOR ANY POTENTIAL LOSS

[Anonymous No.24752677]

please tell me CRSR will stop crashing and return to 40s by mid jan. Lost 30k in two weeks on stock options. All profit but the pain is real

[Anonymous No.24752690]

>>24752629
So what about the situation we just had in February where many companies cut dividends, the stock prices all fell by large amounts with few exceptions, and, for example, the emergency is that you happened to lose your job at the beginning

Your money has just lost loads of value due to the tempoary share price crash, your dividends have been cut, and you have no income. You have no emergency fund because it's in divvie stocks which have lost value at the time you need access to money

Now you have to sell at loss or ask people for money

[Anonymous No.24752697]

>>24752228
My target was six months of my current cost of living (around $20k total), but I'm starting to rethink that, since if I was ever unemployed for an extended period of time, I'd start cutting back on my spending and withdrawing from my stocks anyway.
>>24752242
That's the funny thing about emergencies, you don't expect them coming. Not having 10k or so invested isn't going to ruin your future finances.

[Anonymous No.24752722]

>>24752677
Well TA is not helping on crsr. MA looks good, but I wouldn't bet on it.

[Anonymous No.24752724]

>>24752697
you spend 40k a year for a living?

for me it's 12k€ lol

[Anonymous No.24752735]

>>24752722
Well fuck. I’m about to sell all calls then?

[hitechlowlife No.24752762]

>>24752228

That's why I absolutely love getting monthly NEETbux. It enough to pay for my rent and utilities with a few hundred left over. Food Stamps cover food for the month and I get 100% free medical insurance via Medicaid and Medicare.

I'm use every cent of my gains to reinvest for even more gains.

Excelsior!

[Anonymous No.24752826]

>>24752724
That's life in the People's Republic of Massachusetts, where living even in the shithole boonies is twice as expensive as most of the rest of America.
I'm still able to save $3k a month, and it could worse; the other possible location for us was San Francisco. I'm so glad my girlfriend turned that job down.

[Anonymous No.24752847]

STOP GOING OUT TO EAT, YOU COULD BE INVESTING THAT MONEY
STOP SPENDING MORE THAN 12 ON YOUR CELL PHONE
STOP BUYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU HAVE A BACKLOG AND YOU KNOW IT
SELL YOUR CAR AND PETS

[Anonymous No.24752856]

>>24752677
all the memelines are against it, i got a 40 strike put im just going to use for covered calls at this point but expect it to get to the 20s before it starts trending upwards

[Anonymous No.24752877]

>>24752847
is that you Dave?

[Anonymous No.24752879]

>>24752847
shut up mom

[Anonymous No.24752901]

>>24752847
How the hell do you have a twelve dollar cellphone bill

[Anonymous No.24752928]

>>24752735
>>24752847
>STOP BUYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU HAVE A BACKLOG AND YOU KNOW IT

I only buy mp games that my friends want to play. sp is pirated anyway.

[Anonymous No.24752930]

>>24752722
>TA
>On a recent ipo
TA can't really be a viable strategy on such a thing other than the extended green days being a big red flag to sell. 14 days of green closes should've been a good enough indicator. I usually get antsy around 5 green days in a row.

[Anonymous No.24752931]

I get by on a shit 27,000 a year. But my lifestyle is that of someone who makes more and my financials are pretty good to. How'd I do it?. By being smart in my 20's (no debt,saving a fat wad), taking advantage of opportunities (housing crash,using homeowners reno incompetence to knock the price down even more), and landing a job that is stress free, laid back, secure and lets me walk out without fucking me over in just 12 more years. Currently sitting on $86,940 w/only thing I owe money on being the house.

[Anonymous No.24752932]

>>24752847
Whats the point in having money if you don't send it on things you enjoy

[Anonymous No.24752954]

What's the best way to get option chain data to put into a database that is cheap or free? My broker limits my api requests too much.

[Anonymous No.24752960]

>>24752930
Algos followed TA on CRSR perfectly, when the overall market dipped on thursday it caused corsair to go below the 20 MA, and now ALGOS are just selling

[Anonymous No.24752963]

>>24752932
I enjoy it when the line goes up.

[Anonymous No.24752967]

>>24752901

Mine's actually 8 a month. Prepaid, and low limits which is fine for me since I never talk to people. Like 500 megabytes of data, 500 minutes. There are companies like Tello though where you can choose more or less data/minutes to fit your needs and pay for what you actually use

[Anonymous No.24752977]

why cant i just sell extremely otm calls and puts every day (use an algorithm), contracts that are definitely going to expire otm

[Anonymous No.24752983]

>>24752928

TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO STOP BUYING GAMES TOO. FUCKING PLAY MARIO PARTY OR SOME OTHER OLD GAMES.

[Anonymous No.24752989]

>>24752847
That's what I do.
I only pay for groceries, and I don't even buy a lot.
I pirate my games.
I don't even need money, there's nothing I want.
I only invest for fun.

[Rahim Puhyeet No.24752990]

What stock we get buy today?

[Anonymous No.24752991]

>>24752545
I said stock you fucking idiot. Can't you read?

[Anonymous No.24752994]

>>24752977
Return on capital will be low, and commissions eat into it a lot more.

[Anonymous No.24753006]

>>24752931

This is kind of where I'm trying to get. I have a decent job with pretty good pay, just waiting for a housing crash and saving in the mean time.

[Anonymous No.24753039]

>>24752847
>STOP GOING OUT TO EAT, YOU COULD BE INVESTING THAT MONEY
but I like mcdonalds
>STOP SPENDING MORE THAN 12 ON YOUR CELL PHONE
12$? smartphones are comfy and practical
>STOP BUYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU HAVE A BACKLOG AND YOU KNOW IT
already stopped playing
>SELL YOUR CAR AND PETS
I live in a rural area so I need a car and if you talk like that about my dog again I will break your nose in minecraft

[Anonymous No.24753045]

>>24752762
>Excelsior!
More like Cringecelsior lmao

*walks towards you*
*walks away from you*

[Anonymous No.24753049]

>>24752581
you're a tard

[Anonymous No.24753080]

Kek, my phone is $33 a month. It's a prepaid verizon flip phone.Phone cost me $25 back in 2012. Still works and still on the original battery. All I do is talk and text so hell its all I need.

[Anonymous No.24753086]

c3ai is only 10 bil market cap
while adobe is like 400 billion

is c3ai gonna make it

[Anonymous No.24753099]

>>24752931
Out of curiousity, do have have a wife/gf?

[Anonymous No.24753107]

>>24753080
>$33 a month for a decade old flip phone

[7.62 !!g6RjbBhCtFK No.24753117]

Guys I'm starting to feel pretty bearish about this tech market, and I'm usually a TURBOBVLL

Are we 1999 right now?

I'm thinking a serious rug pull near the end of Q1 2021 is likely

[Anonymous No.24753120]

>>24753080
$33 is proper expensive

[Anonymous No.24753163]

$KILL is live on Uniswap. It just hit 100% in 4 hours. Gonna hit 200% by tomorrow..

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xb85c54b5fcb21d90ebf4737e2149d4aacc9f45bb

[Anonymous No.24753203]

>>24753117
I'm balls deep in SQQQ calls and am hoping you're right my fren

[Anonymous No.24753280]

doubting Elon ever Musk

[Anonymous No.24753285]

>>24753163
kys

[Anonymous No.24753288]

>>24752932
The joy of having it while others dont

[Anonymous No.24753316]

>>24752977
You can.
Commission will already take 50% of that though

[Anonymous No.24753352]

>>24753117
I'm predicting middle of January when disappointing reports about The Vaccine (Peace Be Unto It) emerge en masse. I'm going straight cash early January

[Anonymous No.24753380]

>>24753316
>>24752994
are brokers and market makers the biggest scumbags ever?

[Anonymous No.24753409]

>>24753316
Who the fuck is taking 50% can I have some of your money too?

[Anonymous No.24753467]

Can someone red pill on options? I'm just doing naked calls right now and I learned about spreads. Is it almost always better do do a spread instead of a naked call?

[Anonymous No.24753485]

>>24753467
forgot pic of girl, sry

[Anonymous No.24753511]

>>24752856
I’m going to sell. I lost so much fucking money in the past two weeks holding these. I was up over 20k on them at one point. With GME crashing too I lost a total over 32K. Only profit lost but want to kill myself :( how can I even make it back?

[Anonymous No.24753517]

Being a sex offender is living in USA on hard mode. I'm so far behind on life idek what to do lol

[Anonymous No.24753543]

>>24752847
Already done.
Also:>Save your nut when you jack off and take it to the sperm bank.
Put it in the freezer overnight if the bank is closed.

[Anonymous No.24753548]

>>24753409
When you sell a SPY 3% OTM 0DTE every day, or whatever OP is insinuating, your premium is literally a dollar. Even the regulatory fee of 24 cents is noticeable there.

What feeless broker are you using, pray tell?

[7.62 !!g6RjbBhCtFK No.24753552]

>>24753517
What sex offense

[Anonymous No.24753581]

>>24753467
It depends on whether you want defined risk or not.

[Anonymous No.24753629]

>>24753117
The thing is, this bull run might look unjustified but when you look at the rate that money supply was pumped up by the FED, and the fact that the FED pumped big tech up, and you realise that the FED will try to get inflation up again (we are in a deflationary environment) then you realise that a crash is not going to happen soon.

[Bobo The Bear No.24753642]

>>24753552
He had the audacity to ask a girl out at Uni while not being a 12/10 chad with a million dollars. I'm surprised he wasn't killed on the spot by 30 white knight cucks.

[Anonymous No.24753656]

>>24753552
Haha, ebin pol larping as ss xDD

[Anonymous No.24753665]

>>24753548
TDA, 0.65 a contract plus the dollar. Calling that noticeable is retarded. You're trading like a retarded retard if you do that. That's not getting raped by fees, that's you fucking yourself cause you like it.

[Anonymous No.24753668]

>>24752469
Seems like it'll do well, but I'd recommend looking into CFNM instead.

[Anonymous No.24753677]

>>24753629
I have to agree here, I don't think we'll see a prolonged downturn until there's a change in monetary policy.

[Anonymous No.24753698]

I like buying WKHS options and pretending that I'm at the derby.

[Anonymous No.24753706]

>>24753629
>>24753677
>Keep your money in the game and don't be a pussy

Uhhh fuckin Roger that cur

[Anonymous No.24753732]

>>24752469
EV are a bubble about to explode. Nio, Tesla etc were overhyped to skyrocket their prices and be able to sell more shares without extreme dilution, because they wouldn't survive the upcoming economic crisis without that money. Once the bubble pops they will never recover but will be well established companies, shit investments though.

[Anonymous No.24753756]

>>24752173
>If you're addicted to nicotine, why not try heroin too?

[Anonymous No.24753790]

>>24753117
wasnt this the time where everybody put their life savings into tech companies, while not even caring if the company was profitable or not?
did anyone here experience what happened in 1999? Does it feel the same with todays market situation?

[Anonymous No.24753812]

$KILL is live on Uniswap. It just hit 100% in 4 hours. Gonna hit 200% by tomorrow.,

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xb85c54b5fcb21d90ebf4737e2149d4aacc9f45bb

[Anonymous No.24753836]

>>24753790
Is this a serious question? Quit reusing this chink

[Anonymous No.24753866]

>>24753836
>Quit reusing this chink
no :)

[Anonymous No.24753895]

>>24753866
I'm going to pay baggie to cut the brakes on your mobility scooter, you shithead.

[Anonymous No.24753910]

>>24753117
>I'm starting to feel pretty bearish about this tech market
You posted this on an Apple or Microsoft product? Big tech will never crash like March again

[Anonymous No.24753954]

>>24753548
I sell weekly puts, 0.30 delta and 5-7 dte (depending on whether I bought back on Friday or just let it expire), on any US company >$50b market cap. Makes about 1% per week.

[Anonymous No.24753959]

>>24752847
I only spend money on bitches. Its pretty expensive though like 800 per month average.

[Anonymous No.24754061]

>>24753910

>people use it so it's a good investment.

Where have I heard this one before, oh yeah from delusional ZM-fags when the stock was over 600.

[Anonymous No.24754099]

>>24752204
It's an emergency fund brother...you know what happens if you actually have no money right? A few thousand set aside in case of disaster isn't really much to save yourself a whole lot of stress, or save a friend or loved one from a desperate situation.

[Anonymous No.24754103]

Anyone dabble in crypto? Not sure how I feel about it yet.

[Anonymous No.24754149]

>>24752158
I wish I started earlier with this shit, but in my family everyone thought this is gambling your money away

[Anonymous No.24754151]

>>24752409
You will either print and 10x possible 100x your investment, or you won't

[Anonymous No.24754161]

Is RYCEY still good?

[Anonymous No.24754183]

>>24752279
Yes, try predicting a market crash with infinite QE, this shit could last for years

[Anonymous No.24754205]

>>24754061
That’s why I said BIG tech you mongoloid ZM is a rona meme stock. QQQ will never go under 250 again

[Anonymous No.24754213]

>>24754149
isnt it basically just gambling with the feeling that we're in control?

[Anonymous No.24754253]

>>24754205
The real risk with big tech is that theyre now monopolies, dominating their respective markets. If you stay invested in them for the next decade you will have measly returns.

[Anonymous No.24754266]

>>24754161
Yes. They've hit bottom. The latest earning report wasn't that bad (4.2 v.s 4.0 million pound cash burn). Unit sales will cover about half that. This is the last earning covering the COVID era. 2021 will be the recovery. This was a solid 8+ per before COVID.

[Anonymous No.24754271]

>>24754213
If you're actually buying stock and holding for a good amount of time, it becomes less and less of a gamble - unfortunately, waiting years for a stock with solid foundations to grow doesn't make you rich in three months; so lucky and unlucky retards alike will do what they will. Options and CFDs are truly gambling.

[Anonymous No.24754273]

>>24754253
monopoly break ups are free new stocks.

[Anonymous No.24754277]

>>24754205

Yeah I don't think big tech is gonna crash but they very well might underperform.
If you bught Amazon or Microsoft in July are you a happy camper? Probably not.
Will they rise again at some point? yeah probably but they are not guaranteed to keep outperforming.

[Anonymous No.24754281]

>>24754213
Buying derivatives and trading options is literally gambling. Picking a macro-winner is really easy, looking at crypto, looking at Renewables, looking at FinTech here.

[Anonymous No.24754297]

>>24754161
Overvalued, I wouldn't buy until its under $1

[Anonymous No.24754300]

>>24754273

the risk is that Amazon growth will at some point slow down and if it does then Investors are toast because heavy growth is priced in.

[Anonymous No.24754303]

What’s a good small cap stock

[Anonymous No.24754318]

>>24754273
I wasnt hinting at that. Congress is a toothless tiger. Facebook shareholders werent even phased by those 48 Attorney Generals wanna kill Zuckis business.
I trust the market sentiment over the US corruption.

[Anonymous No.24754335]

>>24754300
>>24754277
100% agreement. With the rate of money supply expansion, you might as well dump 50% in high growth and the rest into whatever crypto you like, preferably BTC.

[Anonymous No.24754344]

>>24754303
NAK

[Anonymous No.24754352]

>>24754300
nope, the alpha growth will continue. for example, amazon havent even gotten to 1% of all trade worldwide.

your mistake is comparing boomer monopolies with lean and ultra efficient monopolies. amazon is only 3x bigger than walmart for example.

[Anonymous No.24754354]

Thoughts on HZON?
Board looks good.

[Anonymous No.24754377]

>>24754352
>Amazon haven't even gotten to 1% of trade world wide
That's because governments are never going to order pallets of uranium off Amazon
And that's why I'm bullish on UUUU personally

[Anonymous No.24754396]

>>24754352
Every incremental bit of growth will be harder and harder to achieve. Amazon is already experiencing global opposition to its growth, and most importantly, dont forget how much consumer spending capacity will decrease in the years to come, ever since 2007 the wealth inequality kept rising exponentially.

[Anonymous No.24754403]

>>24753866
>tattoos
Nope, I'll pass on crazy, thanks.

[Anonymous No.24754422]

>>24754396
wealth inequality doesn't decrease the amount of wealth in the rabble. it just means that the relative amount of wealth between the poor and rich is bigger, not that the absolute wealth is lower.

[Anonymous No.24754428]

>>24754377
We are approaching all time high records on UUUU, don't set your expectations too high, ogey

[Anonymous No.24754471]

>>24754422
But it means that less than 1% of mankind noe holds more than 50% of global wealth. 1% and decreasing. Amazon is a wholesaler and cloud supplier, its not going to supply these 1% with their consumer goods.

[Anonymous No.24754495]

>>24754471
cloud market is 1%'s market. do you really think that the rabble needs to buy cloud storage? the consumer goods sales will only grow with population growth.

[Anonymous No.24754497]

>>24752469
I got out with my profits as I didn't trust the growth to last. While I think EVs will continue to grow they seem to be very overvalued.

[Anonymous No.24754510]

Whats the general consensus? Green or red monday?

[Anonymous No.24754521]

>>24752847
>stop buying videogames
I haven't purchased one in a while and you're right, I have a backlog to complete. I tried to explain away my WoW addiction by claiming it was cheaper but it's a time suck.

[Anonymous No.24754556]

>>24754510
>bitcorn up
risk back on the menu

>rally into the close
good chance that momentum will continue

>gap up from 12/1 completely filled
based

blood green monday

[Anonymous No.24754576]

I can't decide what I want to throw cash at if/when the correction happens.

[Anonymous No.24754577]

>>24753581
I'm okay with risk, I'd rather choose the option in the middle, so most of my naked calls are ITM. I'm okay foregoing spreads and covered calls to secure maximum profit.

[Anonymous No.24754580]

>>24754422
Agreed. Wealth inequality is one of those false concerns that proggies try to make people worry about because it's so large and intangible that, if you believe it's a real problem, the only solution is to expand government powers and refashion all of society. As soon as they get you to believe it's real, you're already trapped into accepting their solutions.

In reality, wealth inequality is just being caused by asset inflation and wage stagnation, which are inevitable in a maturing economy.

[Anonymous No.24754582]

>>24754344
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.24754584]

Whoooooops am I supposed to tip the front desk ladies at the hotel?

Is that why they’re so cute and friendly? They have to do that because they’re hoping I’m gonna tip them bigly?

[Anonymous No.24754602]

>>24754510
extreme volatility. it's either gap up green or bloody monday.

[Anonymous No.24754632]

>>24754584
no you dont tip them. tip the bellboy if they help with your luggage tho

[Anonymous No.24754633]

>>24754580
yep, the rabble don't buy assets and take on shitload of debt to cooomsume. they deserve their fate.

[Anonymous No.24754636]

>>24754580
>Wealth inequality is one of those false concerns
Wow wait what?

No no no wealth inequality is EXACTLY what you want to focus on if you’re concerned about the stability of a society. I would be less interested in investing in a country and raising a family there if their wealth disparity were so severe that it resembled a caste system.

[Anonymous No.24754643]

>>24754633
Checked and based!

[Anonymous No.24754647]

>>24753959
$800 a month is what I spend on my girlfriend. A good chuck of that is me subsidizing more of the rent, though. She's easily my largest expense, but she will one day be profitable when she finishes her training, so she's more of an investment that sucks dick as a bonus.

[Anonymous No.24754662]

>>24754647
woooow not so based

[Anonymous No.24754673]

>>24754428
No we're not

[Anonymous No.24754677]

>>24754647
I need to hear more from this point of view

[Anonymous No.24754690]

Where can I park 65k for a few % interest every month? Every high yield bank account starts high then drops lower every month to where I am now .00015/month.

I already have money in stocks so this is an emergency fund/ going towards down payment eventually.

I just want safe place with decent interest

[Anonymous No.24754695]

>>24754303
TSLA

[Anonymous No.24754707]

>>24754647
Holy based invooster

[Anonymous No.24754708]

>>24754673
Oh shit, you're right I zoomed out even further. Lets go glowie rocks!

[Anonymous No.24754718]

>>24754690
gtfo

[Anonymous No.24754731]

>>24754103
Let's put it this way, if you start posting pink wojaks here when your stocks are down 2%, you won't survive a week in crypto.
My big long-term worry with crypto is regulation, not pajeets. We're long past the "it's not real, I can't hold it" stage, so if the governments of the world don't fuck it up, and you don't put money in shit coins, you'll probably do ok long run.
That's a huge if, though, since governments do nothing but fuck everything up, so that's why I only have like 5% of my portfolio in crypto. Enough to be invested, but not enough to care if it goes completely tits up.

[Anonymous No.24754756]

>>24754690
>I just want safe place with decent interest
doesn't exist. no risk, no return with the fed setting interest rates to 0

[Anonymous No.24754760]

>>24754636
yes, you do want to bribe the lower class to not revolt for the national security. but the goal is to get people to stay complacent while increasing wealth inequality.

[Anonymous No.24754769]

>>24754690
SPY is a safe bet

[Anonymous No.24754788]

>>24754103
the best possible place to get alpha for your investment.

[Anonymous No.24754790]

>>24754281
>Buying derivatives and trading options is literally gambling.
point me to the slot machine's where I can win as easy as these DIS wins on Friday were
>Investor day? Rumors of DIS+ streaming movies? Easy, just buy calls for hundreds of percent returns

[Anonymous No.24754905]

Good morning CLF bros. Whats Monday looking like?

[Anonymous No.24754940]

>>24754690
$DIV.
Most of the underlying stocks are still at their lows from March, but they're starting to recover. There's still risk but less so than say SPY/Qs which are at ATHs. Pays 1% a month.

[Anonymous No.24754956]

>>24754905
Pretty good senpai.

[Anonymous No.24754991]

>30 year old boomer
>6 figure portfolio
>Still don't have the 20% down payment for the house I want

[Anonymous No.24755045]

i seriously CANNOT start my morning without coffee. I'm not trying to sound like a dweeb or a Karen or whatever, but damn I am so groggy in the morning (I get a good 7, 8 hours of sleep). 5 minutes into coffee drinking and I'm good to go.

what's everyone eyeballing? fuck AirBnB. I like LAZR and I like that it's dropping. I am holding PLTR for ten years I swear to god.

why are there less captcha checks now? fuck that was annoying

[Anonymous No.24755086]

>>24754940
The dividend has stayed pretty much the same for the past 7 years and before Covid the stock was pretty much flat for years
Might as well go for O or STAG if you're going to do some shit like that

[Anonymous No.24755095]

>>24754647
baste

[Anonymous No.24755116]

>>24754905
Im accumulating CLF stock so my calls go up. Might sell gme at a loss to fund this.

[Anonymous No.24755141]

How do I know if my SPAC is overvalued?

[Anonymous No.24755151]

should i sell MOON for ARKK? i feel kind of stupid buying MOON now but it looked new and promising but ARKK has just been going up every day and im barely breaking even

[Anonymous No.24755157]

>>24752960
>>24752930
>>24752722
boomers were getting in at 30's and 40's my bullshit guess is 25-30 is the floor we are already since the mainstream analyst all average around 36.00 but I dont remember seeing a time scale. either way I dont see how they make less money during christmas season then they did during q3. I think we will see 40 again january. again this is based on feels alone

[Anonymous No.24755160]

>>24755141
If it's a spac it's overvalued, congrats you're an idiot, probably a shitskin too

[Anonymous No.24755193]

>>24752847
only playing the same game that came out in 1997 to save money for stocks/shitcoin is such a comfy play

[Anonymous No.24755209]

>>24755160
I'm whiter than 99.9% of people on this board anon

[Anonymous No.24755213]

>>24755193
i live in a storage closet surrounded by trash in a 200 year old broken down house in the middle of the woods

SEND HELP

[Anonymous No.24755219]

>>24755151
this looks like their fund manager is chasing Cathie
nearly 9% in NIO reeks of someone who has FOMO from missing TSLA lol

[Anonymous No.24755233]

>>24755141
SPACs are becoming more popular so it will be harder for them to go up as fast as in the past, so you should be more conservative in your valuation.

[Anonymous No.24755242]

>>24755219
yeah they manage a few other etfs that have done okay and i think they use AI to track stocks and shit so im not sure what its gonna do. i bought the top at the exact fucking WORSE minute it literally spiked and crash and i perfectly bought the spike in the one minute window

[Anonymous No.24755261]

>>24755233
how does that work?

[Anonymous No.24755276]

>>24755141
It costs more than 10$ a share.

[Anonymous No.24755281]

>>24754690
You want ICSH. Very stable with a 1.33% dividend. It only dipped 4% in March and it recovered immediately. Best savings account there is

[Anonymous No.24755300]

>>24754690

[Anonymous No.24755311]

>>24755261
Well when there are tons on the market and more coming around every day, I just question that the investor pool is increasing as fast. Also it leads to greed on the other side, increased valuation, larger dilution, more crappy deals.

[Anonymous No.24755327]

>>24755193
tell me what game so i can chuckle about your autism

[Anonymous No.24755351]

>>24754769
Not with tesla in it

[Anonymous No.24755354]

>>24755281
JPST pays 1.53

[Anonymous No.24755375]

good morning frens, I hate niggers and love money.

[Trustyanon No.24755389]

>>24754510
I'm guessing green but who knows.
>Source: dude trust me

[Anonymous No.24755402]

'ate stocks
'ate investing
'ate risk management
luv me gambling
luv me volatility
luv me margin

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.24755409]

>>24755354
Thanks

[Anonymous No.24755411]

>>24752242
Imagine if you had needed it though? This is FOMO thinking.

[Anonymous No.24755416]

>>24755281
is that 1 percent a year? or every quarter?

[Anonymous No.24755444]

if i just put all my savings into ARKK i would maybe have enough to be happy but i didnt know now it feels too late

[Anonymous No.24755447]

>>24755416
A year but it is paid out monthly so it does compound slowly

[Anonymous No.24755475]

>>24755354
>>24755300
the yield between the two funds often change. when i compared ICSH and JPST last year they had the same payout but ICSH was 10 bips cheaper for expense ratio. anyways i hold ICSH

[Anonymous No.24755482]

>>24755209
You're a disappointment to us all.

[Anonymous No.24755483]

I pulled almost my whole emergency fund and dumped it into long term holding stocks during the march sale event. I figured a once a generation drop was not to be missed. However I'm going to replace my emergency fund when RYCEY rebounds. And still have a nice pile left over to drop into my SWTSX fund afterwards.

[Anonymous No.24755494]

Is this true

[Anonymous No.24755500]

>>24755444
ARKK is up 500% in 3 FUCKING YEARS. surely this isnt sustainable right? like this would be an awful time to get in right? i noticed if you invested at the peak in 2018 you broke even for a year. im almost thinking of staying in moon god damn it i dont know

[Anonymous No.24755514]

>>24753732
>EV are a bubble about to explode
the fact that the legacy OEM's are all fomo'ing into the EV market says otherwise. sorry anon, there may be a major correction, but it's not gonna be a dotcom-era bubble

[Anonymous No.24755518]

so we going back to boomer shit like TSM now that a lot of the meme shit has peaked?
wish I didnt overstay GME or else I'd have secured more of my gains

Just worried about TSM's upside when its valuation is already at like ~10x of revenues. Just sell covered calls i guess?

[Anonymous No.24755538]

>>24755494
There's only 2 estimates, one at 2.65 and one at 2.25
Either way, pretty good if either one of those is close imo

[Anonymous No.24755551]

>>24755494

On a full-year 2019 basis, the combined company generated pro-forma revenues of approximately $17 billion and combined adjusted EBITDA of approximately $1.7 billion, including previously disclosed expected synergies, according to a news release.

In connection with the acquisition of ArcelorMittal USA, which includes the interests of ArcelorMittal USA of 60% in I/N Tek L.P. and 50% in I/N Kote L.P., Cleveland-Cliffs also acquired Nippon Steel Corporation’s remaining interests of 50% in I/N Kote and 40% in I/N Tek, for a total consideration of approximately $183 million. With this additional transaction, Cleveland-Cliffs becomes the sole owner of 100% of I/N Tek and I/N Kote, which generated a combined $121 million of adjusted EBITDA in 2019, according to a news release.

Looks like we are due for a boom

[Anonymous No.24755602]

>>24754905
i'm expecting rise to 16 dollars this week. more news starting to trickle in about the scope and scale of the steel shortage in the US and China. CLF is the by far the biggest player in US steel now

[Anonymous No.24755607]

the more tempting arkk looks the worse of an idea it is right? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.24755618]

>tfw two intelligent too make money

[Anonymous No.24755621]

>>24755518
gme is gonna keep going up right heh....i didnt buy at 16 or anything like that thats for idiots

[Anonymous No.24755635]

>>24755494

Bros we are gonna print so much money

[Anonymous No.24755653]

>>24755494

>A higher P/E ratio shows that investors are willing to pay a higher share price today because of growth expectations in the future. The average P/E for the S&P 500 has historically ranged from 13 to 15.Mar 16, 2020

>CLF going to $26 is only a PE of 10

Holy shit CLF can actually go to $50

[Anonymous No.24755656]

Shill me some SPACs for this coming week homies

[Anonymous No.24755670]

>>24755656
APXT

[Anonymous No.24755675]

>>24755635
reddit told me clf is a bad idea

[Anonymous No.24755690]

>>24755618
Suck my cock.

[Anonymous No.24755695]

>>24755327
starcraft broodwar

[Anonymous No.24755697]

>>24755670
i sold so it is a good idea to buy. bottom is in

[Anonymous No.24755706]

my calls are gonna print so much fucking money bless clfchad

[Anonymous No.24755713]

>>24755675

I wish I fucking listened to CLF chad when he was begging everyone to load CLF at $5

Now he is the one winning while we are watching from the nosebleeds

FUCK

FUCK

WE MISSED THIS

>>24755494
>>24755653

[Anonymous No.24755721]

>>24755621
>shares
you'll be fine
the only people panicking are the people still holding January calls
the absolute bottom (for now) is the $11 range since that's where institutions are buying. Cash value before debt is $9/share (assuming no dilution)

I'm still holding April calls and I'm hoping for credit upgrades next week now that they've paid off a lot of the 2021 bonds

[Anonymous No.24755733]

>>24755713
i did listen to clf chad but my piece of shit wouldnt let me buy calls so i bought shares and i bought calls last week

[Anonymous No.24755743]

>>24755653
What is a value trap

[Anonymous No.24755759]

>>24755551
note that none of this even considers the price of iron ore shooting up as production demand increases. CLF sitting on mines of iron. short term boost coupled with its consolidation is gonna moonshot it.

feeling comfy with my feb19, 11 dollar calls bros

[Anonymous No.24755768]

>>24755743
why cant you just give me hopium? its always negative this negative that

guess what stocks dont make fucking sense number go up or down. I WAS ALMOST COMFY YOU FUCKING PRICK

[Anonymous No.24755782]

>>24754632
Thanks fren

I accidentally tried to ask one out to coffee before I forgot that’s not a pandemic option. Very awkward.

Also haven’t gotten maid service during the pandemic except when moving rooms, so I don’t know the tip etiquette there either.

Airbnb sure does simplify things

[Anonymous No.24755784]

>>24755670
eh, reason? what's it's deal? you are a lazy shill bro

[Anonymous No.24755808]

>>24755768
Just looking out for a fellow schizoid, brother. ygmi

[Anonymous No.24755814]

>>24755743

What is over half the mkt cap generated in revenue this quarter on 5th earnings beat in a row

[Anonymous No.24755817]

>>24755808
literally cant go tits up CLF

[Anonymous No.24755820]

i honestly sincerely don't understand how you fucks find things that moon. everything nowadays is completely detached from the fundamentals, P/E means nothing. is it just survivorship bias? we're just hearing from the few winners who just got lucky while not hearing from the many more who got bogged on their meme shit?

[Anonymous No.24755838]

>>24754760
I would be much more interested in decreasing wealth inequality within our country and increasing it compared to the rest of the world.

When wealth inequality gets too severe, generally policy makers have to do some sort of wealth redistribution or the rabble will cause a redistribution of poverty.

[Anonymous No.24755839]

>>24755782
when you exit a room, there is someone going in there to clean everything, change the sheets, etc. i throw a $10 bill on the dresser as i leave, but to each their own.

[Anonymous No.24755856]

>>24755242
Did you use a market order on a low-volume etf?

[Anonymous No.24755871]

>>24755820
> is it just survivorship bias?
a lot of it is, yes. the people who cheer on various stocks are often late comers.

the CLF guy shilled REFR constantly for months - the same exact type of spam as you'd expect, but since it didn't keep going up, people didn't buy, and now it's barely mentioned

[Anonymous No.24755898]

>>24755871
never mind that CLF is also holding INTC calls..

[Anonymous No.24755904]

>>24753039
God I want to know about that princess’s principles

>rural area not the doggo my pupperino
You have all the moose/deer you could possibly need, just drive slower and carry a lasso

[Anonymous No.24755908]

>>24755871

I think you are confusing two people. I specifically remember CLF anon saying that he didn't know what REFR was

I think you are confusing CLF chad for REFR KTOV guy

[Anonymous No.24755916]

>>24755784
It's one of the few SPACs merging with a company that is actually proven to make money and has no debt.
It's not an EV so it won't pop if the EV bubble pops.

[Anonymous No.24755934]

Is it a good thing that reddit hasn't embraced CLF? I went on WSB and their still circle jerking over PLTR and GME, its like they aren't even aware CLF exists. Will they latch onto it in the coming weeks?

[Anonymous No.24755942]

>>24755839
Yeah but that happens like once a week now, so I don’t know if I’m stealing their income by holding a room for a week and so they only get tipped once.

[Anonymous No.24755960]

>>24755934
gives us more time to load up on calls/shares, this is longer play than what wsb is into

[Anonymous No.24755976]

>>24755908
or he just lied on the internet

[Anonymous No.24755982]

How do I short hetero- and go long on homosexiality? Studies have shown that the amount gays is skyrocketing

If Grinder had an IPO I'd buy that shit out. They'll become the biggest dating platform in a decade

[Anonymous No.24755983]

>>24755916
alright going to look into it, thanks

[Anonymous No.24755984]

>>24755871
how the fuck are you ever supposed to be sure of any investment then? i mean i could have tripled my 50k on GME but instead i just did that on $2k because i took it as a high probability gamble. how the fuck could i ever just YOLO my whole 50k on something and be so sure it'll moon? and if the more likely scenario happens, that it dumps, that's basically my life savings getting bogged potentially.

all-in-all this is why i much prefer day trading highly liquid stocks in play. at least then it's just about having a systemic approach with statistical evidence backing it up and proper risk management where you're just trying to make more than you lose in the long run. you hold shit overnight especially for a long time and you could always run into some covid crash or SAGE-style event (around nov 29th of last year)

[Anonymous No.24756011]

>>24755656
My personal collection:
>UTZ
>BFT
>FUBO

I also threw $10 on VSPR and $100 on SSPK

[Anonymous No.24756042]

Of course the kikes HAD to wait until the weekend to announce the AstraZenica Alexion acquisition. Question is which of the two do I buy at open on Monday and will this actually end up being a pump

[Anonymous No.24756058]

>>24755976

[Anonymous No.24756069]

>>24755982
pharmaceuticals, people that gets gender reassignment consume tons of meds. I knew someone that almost got a job selling the idea of getting a sex change to gay people, they would get commission for each one that did it, it was pretty good commission too.

[Anonymous No.24756109]

>>24756058
Seriously getting a little curious on the guns n ammo stocks. When is that special election? January?

When we still don’t have any meaningful relief money for Americans, but the conversation shifts to the special election suddenly being uncertain, I expect those stocks could start running.

[Anonymous No.24756112]

>>24755934
Daily reminder to fucking DIVERSIFY your meme picks when dealing with commodities and commodity-adjacents. As good as UUUU and CLF did on Friday, URNM and STLD did better. You should be holding all four of these, AT MINIMUM. Hell, all of you fucking slept on CCJ until it fucking mooned out of nowhere. Even RH gives you a list of similar shit when you look at a stock. Buy at least three tickers of any one commodity and look for an ETF in the same area.

[Anonymous No.24756122]

>>24755820
I think it's more that the market is so distorted by BRRRRRR monetary policy that all central banks have established (the Fed gets a lot of shit for this, but they've been less inflationary than other central banks) that it's not hard to find mooning opportunities. The real test is going to be after the crash.
Not all losers exit smg. The CRSR bagholders refuse to shut up during market hours.

[Anonymous No.24756123]

>>24755984
>how the fuck are you ever supposed to be sure of any investment then?
everything is a calculated risk. the market wouldn't function otherwise. this is why i sit in boomer ETFs, since i know i dont need to take major risks to hit my goals. however if i had low income without prospects of it increasing, i'd be willing to take on additional risk.

[Anonymous No.24756146]

>>24756109
December 14th is when the electoral college votes but January 6th is when congress officially ratifies or rejects them.

January 20th is when Biden is sworn in.

[Anonymous No.24756160]

>>24756011

UTZ stock (Utz Brands Inc) PE Ratio (TTM) as of today is 178.58.

Meanwhile

>>24755494
>>24755494
>>24755494

[Anonymous No.24756179]

>>24756112
you are probably right. i will take this into consideration

[Anonymous No.24756180]

>>24756123
Same, I do have meme stock and crypto gambling funds to keep myself entertained, but the bulk of my money is in Vanguard retirement funds/Boomer ETFs/cash equivalents.
If those crash, society is fucked and I'm going to have a lot more trouble than my retirement fund being wiped out. That's straight /pmg/ territory.

[Anonymous No.24756187]

>>24756109
>>24756146
And if you mean the Georgia special election, it's on January 5th.

But Baris has both R's down so unless the GOPe suddenly fights for Trump (lol), congress will be welcoming two new Democrat senators from Georgia.

[Anonymous No.24756190]

> wake up
> open broker
> it's Saturday
> mfw

[Anonymous No.24756192]

What are your strats on low volatility options? (spy)

[Anonymous No.24756226]

>>24754396
amazon has already combatted this, hence lobbying and buying of governments for trade regulations of its competitors

[Anonymous No.24756232]

>>24756192
spreads

[Anonymous No.24756266]

>>24756160
how long until people realize this and UTZ moons?

[Anonymous No.24756274]

>>24756192
selling calls keeps me entertained. i have a long only portfolio otherwise

[Anonymous No.24756275]

>>24756232
Just bullish spreads?

[Anonymous No.24756286]

>>24753954
Great.
Just not what we're about at all
>>24753665
>Calling that noticeable is retarded.
NOT WHEN THE PREMIUM IS ALREADY A DOLLAR, WHICH IS WHAT OP IS TRYING TO DO.
>You're trading like a retarded retard if you do that.
YES, THATS THE POINT, PAJEET. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? IS IT THAT HARD TO LINK TWO ARGUMENTS TOGETHER? IS YOUR READING COMPREHENSION THAT BAD?

I know it's been two hours but I can't let such retardation slide.

[Anonymous No.24756322]

>>24752554
Yes, why wouldn't you?
It isn't a lot of money to max it every year but it'll be some nice untaxed gains when you retire.

[Anonymous No.24756329]

>>24755820
you just need to be one with the meme market. someday you may achieve chad status

[Anonymous No.24756333]

>>24756187
Huh? I thought it was a lock for the RNC?

Yeah the special election

[Anonymous No.24756354]

>>24756275
ITM call debit spreads 2dte and then pray to vishnu

[Anonymous No.24756357]

>>24756160
Low P/E at this point may be more of an indicator of the street knowing they’ll miss their numbers

[Anonymous No.24756361]

>>24756190

I know that feel bro

[Anonymous No.24756387]

>>24756361
I’m too old to start understanding social media, aren’t I?

[Anonymous No.24756393]

>>24753790
It was crazier then. Just imagine 200 TSLAs, the market going up every single day for months, everyone talking about buying more because muh dotcom revolution, companies with no clear path to revenue let alone profit, big green spikes up near the end.

[Anonymous No.24756444]

>>24756361
>be data scientist
>cant find a single 3080 or 3090

>be whore
>get 3
Anon this better be a troll

[Anonymous No.24756453]

>>24756387

>Messaging Snapchat thots copper prices

http://gains.dob.jp

[Anonymous No.24756485]

wait till you see how high the kikes take RKT into next earnings, just you wait

[Anonymous No.24756489]

>>24756444
Shouldn't you be buying Quadros...?

[Anonymous No.24756496]

>>24756112
what about buying a 3x commodity etf if we think commodities are going to run? any recommendations anyways?

[Anonymous No.24756505]

>>24756489
I'm not made of money anon, not until CLF and GME moon at least

[Anonymous No.24756515]

Comfy weekend edition :)
i see CLF craze hasnt died down.

[Anonymous No.24756537]

>>24756515
CLF nigger unironically will cash out over 2 million on his options before it's over

[Anonymous No.24756542]

>>24756387
top kek

[Anonymous No.24756555]

>>24756333
It's Ossoff (D): 47.0%
Perdue (R): 44.5%

Warnock (D): 47.6%
Loeffler (R): 43.4%

See https://twitter.com/Peoples_Pundit/status/1337447954240638984

Guy's a good data source when it comes to polling - tries to get the numbers right rather than propagandize one way or the other. Same as Trafalgar.

[Anonymous No.24756568]

CMANO should have multi-player and be as popular as star-craft.

https://youtu.be/qLc-iSbiV5g

[Anonymous No.24756569]

>>24756357
>Low P/E at this point may be more of an indicator of the street knowing they’ll miss their numbers
That's an interesting thought.

[Anonymous No.24756589]

>>24756505
Your employer should be buying the hardware, anon.

[Anonymous No.24756608]

>>24756453
Fuck off shill

[Anonymous No.24756615]

>>24756537
I feel like he is somehow going to get bogged for insider trading. Even though hes just a welder or something.

[Anonymous No.24756616]

>>24756515
Well, CLF might not be dead but a lot of shareholders are.

[Anonymous No.24756618]

3 white soldiers incoming on CLF after that sexy ass dip take it to the fuckin bank boys

[Anonymous No.24756629]

>>24756569
Can’t be certain of anything here
And we’re in treacherous times

[Anonymous No.24756651]

>>24756555
Thank you and checkeroo

Polls... are shit but this could be the trigger for the next move. Could be a big one. How many shorts are betting the market doesn’t break clean through resistance?

[Anonymous No.24756655]

>>24756286
Tl;dr

[Anonymous No.24756667]

>>24756505
>be data scientist
>throws money into GME for hail mary
>can't buy things due to price

Something just doesn't add up desu

[Anonymous No.24756673]

>>24756112
Just looked for a decently iron/metals etf but the ones I saw have extreme low volume which I don't think I'm too fond of. Have any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.24756675]

monday will be blood green

[Anonymous No.24756688]

>>24756589
Its for my personal desktop anon

[Anonymous No.24756707]

>>24755500
don't even come at cathy with that weak shit she is the undisputed queen of memes. buy leaps and shut up

[Anonymous No.24756710]

>>24756361
God damn simps.

[Anonymous No.24756732]

>>24756555
I mean.. didn't pollsters say the same thing for the house run? Which ended in republicans not losing a single seat and gaining like 11 or something? I think it's 50/50, democrats doesn't hold a several percentage lead

[lalen1111 No.24756759]

Share your reviews/comments about DuckDAO?
Found Medium article about their Crypto Incubator, seems open, share your opinion about it.

[Anonymous No.24756790]

>>24756732
>>24756651
>Polls... are shit
Like 90% of them are, yeah. Lazy hack jobs like your ABCs, your Quinnipiacs, and your Rasmussens are meant to boost morale of one side or demoralize the other.

Baris, Bloomberg, IBD, Selzer, and Trafalgar are generally more focused on what the numbers *are*.

[Anonymous No.24756795]

>>24756759
>crypto

fuck off

[Anonymous No.24756818]

>>24756759
imagine trading crypto lmao

[Anonymous No.24756841]

>>24756673
Thats ironically not a bad thing. The ETF should be lower volume to balance out your YOLO meme stocks like CLF and protect you from wild downswings.

[Anonymous No.24756844]

>>24756361
Sometimes I don't think I'm even the same species of human as everyone else.

[Anonymous No.24756863]

>>24756655
Yes, I saw that

[Anonymous No.24756903]

Jason bond and jeff bishop going to prison lmfao
If you dont know who they are look up the names....youll know.

[Anonymous No.24756908]

>>24756841
Ah I see. That makes perfect sense. Thanks

[Anonymous No.24756911]

>>24756844
Simps are just the hardwired "male provider" instinct colliding with 21st century social isolation.

Like, think about how you express your love to your girlfriend/wife. Then imagine she wasn't there. And, worse, no girl was there at all. What outlet would you find?

[Anonymous No.24756952]

>>24756841
are the ARK etf's risky?

[Anonymous No.24756997]

>>24756863
>>24756903
>>24756911
Thanks for that anons, keksamillion

[Anonymous No.24757000]

>>24756911
> just imagine you had no gf/wife
Haha yeah, that would be weird haha...

[Anonymous No.24757001]

>>24756911
jerk off and buy myself stocks
guess im simping for myself

[Anonymous No.24757016]

Someone bake new bread
This one is almost full

[Anonymous No.24757028]

is it too late to hop on Mind medicine?

[Anonymous No.24757072]

>>24757028
hnnnnnnnnnngggggg

[Anonymous No.24757077]

>>24757028
what is the name of this fine young man?

[Anonymous No.24757097]

What happens to calls when reverse split? Pic related and quote below - different answers.

"Reverse Splits
A reverse split also reverses the adjustment process. For example, if you buy a call option that controls 100 shares of XYZ with a strike price of $5. If XYZ announces a 1:5 stock split, the contract would now control 20 shares with a strike price of $25." - Investopedia

[Anonymous No.24757113]

>>24757000
>triple 0's
Oof

[Anonymous No.24757123]

>>24757097
you become a billionaire

[Anonymous No.24757133]

>>24756911
>>>24756844
>Like, think about how you express your love to your girlfriend/wife. Then imagine she wasn't there.
>And, worse, no girl was there at all. What outlet would you find?

Waifus, onaholes and stock market?

There's no worse investment than a 3D girl you're not getting love or sex from desu

You might as well put your life savings into GME and wait for the inevitable bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.24757163]

>>24757028
SNIFFA

[Anonymous No.24757171]

>>24757123
Say I have 3 calls (or 5) and the stock does 1:5 reverse split.

5 $5C become 1 $25C or 5 $25C? or 1 $5C?

[Anonymous No.24757181]

I put my life savings into shitty spacs and they're down 20%

[Anonymous No.24757192]

>>24757097
They're not different answers. When you buy "a call" that is a contract for 100 shares of XYZ. One clause of that contract is "if XYZ splits or reverse splits, both parties agree to do the sensible thing."

So if XYZ does a split or reverse split, the contract now deals with 500 nu-shares or 20 nu-shares of XYZ.

[Anonymous No.24757195]

>>24757181
which ones? a lot of them are up

[Anonymous No.24757213]

/smg/ missing out on the psychadelic bubble lmao

[Anonymous No.24757216]

>>24757181
At least it probably wasn't much money and you're probably up overall. HCAC was shilled 6 months ago.

I lost over 20k yesterday in extrinsic value of my semi calls.

[Anonymous No.24757239]

>>24757181
Thank you come again.

[Anonymous No.24757247]

buy Desktop Metal before Cathie Woods does faggots

[Anonymous No.24757254]

>>24757192
So if you have 5 calls, you now have 5 20share calls, which they would turn into one regular call? But the original strike price never changes?

[Anonymous No.24757263]

>>24757097
Guess we're going back to the robin hood pizza examples for noobs...


Instead of eating 8 slices of 1 pizza, you say you ate the entire pizza which contained those 8 slices.

How many pizzas did you eat at the end?

[Anonymous No.24757312]

>>24753642
You are fat, ugly, stinky, and bad with women.

[Anonymous No.24757345]

>>24756997
:)

>>24757181
Guess you chose the wrong one. Finding the right SPAc right now is like panning for gold .

[Anonymous No.24757352]

>>24757348
>>24757348
>>24757348

[Anonymous No.24757355]

>>24752677
>total return -500
>lost 30K
Do you mean your calls for CRSR were up like 30K and then went down?

[Anonymous No.24757360]

>>24757254
What? Of course the strike price would be amended as part of that process. The options market wouldn't exist if bullshit like that took place. But I don't know or care about the exact mechanics; I'm not an options clearinghouse.

[Anonymous No.24757417]

>>24757254
It's called "making whole" and investopedia has a good run down on it.

[Anonymous No.24757723]

>>24757028
>that face

this is jailbait, isn't it?