Welding is just gluing, I absolutely massively triggered some tradesman today

[Anonymous No.24743752]

>my sisters husband is a tradey contractor and they invited me over for his birthday
>has lots of contractor friends
>i show up
>chatting with everyone, everything is going fine
>one of them brings up having welded x thing perfectly
>they start talking about welding
>i say, "welding is cool but its basically just gluing things together"
>whole room goes dead silent
>DID YOU JUST SAY WELDING IS GLUING
>a couple of their faces immediately turn red
>one walks up to me and gets in my face
>WELDING IS AN ART FORM IT TAKES DECADES TO MASTER
>i remain calm and say, "ok ok, its advanced gluing"
>YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
>one of the guys starts spouting off about temperature settings, metal variances ect
>my gf walks over visibly annoyed with me, "why do you have to start shit"
>im surrounded at this point
>sisters husband is like, "if you had an actual mans job you'd know welding is literally art
>im a programmer
>start insulting me asking me if I know what a hammer is for
>i say, "so is forklift driving just advanced dolly maneuvering?"
>mfw theres 3 forklift operators there all pissed af now too
>gf tells me we should go
I didn't know tradeys were so insecure bros, now my gf has been lecturing me how she googled welding and, "it looks hard". TF is wrong with these people. I still stand by, "if you can glue you can weld" prove me wrong protip you can't.

[Anonymous No.24743835]

>>24743752
and then everyone clapped

[Anonymous No.24743851]

>>24743835
t. welder

[Anonymous No.24743869]

>>24743752
and that anon's name? /u/alberteinstein

[Anonymous No.24743873]

>>24743851
i'll weld your asshole shut. let's see how you like that then faggot

[Anonymous No.24743894]

so programming is basically just typing, right?

[Anonymous No.24743911]

>>24743752
Lol i laughed when you got insecure about your wagieness but loved when you made fun of the fieldwagies

[Anonymous No.24743919]

>>24743873
Jej holy fuck did OP ever strike a nerve. I normally don't approve of trolling but I had no idea you fags were this sensitive.

[Anonymous No.24743935]

>>24743919
Rule 1 of biz: no trolling unless its wagies

[Anonymous No.24743937]

assuming this isnt a LARP why would you even say that to your brother-in-law unless hes just a massive cunt to begin with or you hate your sister?

[Anonymous No.24743954]

>>one of the guys starts spouting off about temperature settings, metal variances ect

[Anonymous No.24743961]

Imagine taking pride in sticking two pieces of metal together

[Anonymous No.24743976]

>>24743894
Fucking kek, none of them had bantz that good, they were just ass mad.

[Anonymous No.24744010]

>>24743752
tradeys are still the best of the wagies in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.24744055]

>>24743937
I just say shit sometimes, my gf is always pissed at me for, "always starting shit". Its not my fault people are btfo because of my observations.

[Anonymous No.24744065]

>>24744010
I mean they have the most secure positions as wagie goes into the future. But is that really what you want? I guess some people really cant concieve of where money comes from if not laboring for shekelsburg and paid on friday

[Anonymous No.24744121]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OVkkB3J-bU
welders btfo

[Anonymous No.24744122]

Pretty much everything we do as humans is just advanced play time at kindergarten unless you are an inventor like Tesla

[Anonymous No.24744132]

>>24743894
Well it is. Software design is the thinking part.

[Anonymous No.24744142]

>>24744055

idk, judging from your post you may be Anglo in which case being a cunt is always funny but if you're an American you might just be obnoxious desu

[Anonymous No.24744146]

>>24743752
Based, fuck welding and fuck welders

[Anonymous No.24744160]

So this is a jewish psyop to make anons buy into the learn2code meme and be afraid of learning useful skills that help us be more self sufficient? Welding is pretty difficult and based why else would they make a bait thread like this. I wouldnt do it as a career but it felt pretty good to teach myself enough to be able to weld some repairs for my car

[Anonymous No.24744185]

>>24743894
No, actually it's typing AND googling shit....

[Anonymous No.24744233]

>>24744142
I'm American, I think my bantz are pretty good but I don't intend to trigger most of the time. I think a lot of my fellow wagie Americans are just embarrassed theyre not millionaires yet. Some guy had a qoute about it that I don't remember and I think hes probably right.

[Anonymous No.24744261]

>>24744233

“John Steinbeck once said that socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

[Anonymous No.24744281]

>>24743752
I can assure you, you’re the biggest dumbfuck of that whole event.

[Anonymous No.24744310]

>>24744261
Yes thats the one, thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.24744333]

>>24744281
t. welder I mean advanced gluer

[Anonymous No.24744344]

>>24744055
>i just say shit sometimes
>not my fault people are btfo because of my observations
so you're an autist with a superiority complex, that's a dangerous combo.

[Anonymous No.24744351]

Lol underwater welding is boss af

[Anonymous No.24744361]

>>24743752
clap clap good jaab good jaab

[Anonymous No.24744392]

>>24744344
>enter diagostic jew

[Anonymous No.24744447]

based autist

[Anonymous No.24744468]

>>24743752
>my gf walks over visibly annoyed with me, "why do you have to start shit"
Why is your fucking girlfriend more reasonable than you are, embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.24744473]

>>24744121
fucking kek, a joke so dumb and dirty it made bob saget look down lmao

[Anonymous No.24744474]

>>24744310
https://www.yourbrainonporn.com

[Anonymous No.24744505]

>>24743752
kek
>Welders are high paid gluers
I should know im a steel fitter
I tell welders to go wait by the tool box. Ill get you when i need someone on the glue gun. Hahaha
Welders are dumb as fuck.

[Anonymous No.24744515]

>>24743752
That's how you know you're right, they got triggered. Welding well is actually not easy desu but they sound like a bunch of insecure babies.
>I still stand by, "if you can glue you can weld" prove me wrong protip you can't.
Based

[Anonymous No.24744533]

>>24743752
I've tried welding, it's pretty tough to do right and make it look good. You need really steady hands and good eyesight to make it work for you. Of course I'm taling about TIG not MIG, the latter is for actual retards who eat crayons and is closer to gluing.

[Anonymous No.24744536]

>>24744392
do you disagree that op is an autist?

[Anonymous No.24744555]

>>24744055
Boy that's a long-winded way of calling yourself an asshole. Own it at least, you self-important wank.

[Anonymous No.24744578]

>>24743752
Sure you did tranny be sure to tell your psychiatrist about this little “episode” you imagined up

[Anonymous No.24744590]

>>24744160
Yep jews don’t want strong white zoomers

[Anonymous No.24744608]

>>24744233
>every post has some glowie anime nigger
Kill yourself chat bot . You will never be a human.

[Anonymous No.24744614]

>>24743976
Bruh bants are only for people you know well who can take it. You don't unleash australia level bants with your inlaws unless they're just as fucked up as you.

I won't tell you to feel bad but you shouldn't piss people off unnecessarily.

[Anonymous No.24744621]

>>24744536
OP isn’t a real human and neither are you

[Anonymous No.24744626]

>>24743752
I thought it was funny, OP.
Much like accountants that get pissy when you tell them they're just decent at counting numbers.

[Anonymous No.24744646]

>>24743976
You are going to suffer some humility soon little faggot. Hope your gf leaves you and makes you into an emotional wreck . Little baby

[Anonymous No.24744653]

>>24744536
>>24744555
>>24744578
t. ass mad gluers I mean welders

[Anonymous No.24744663]

>>24743752
Yeah you’re a faggot

[Anonymous No.24744670]

>>24744614
KEK this anon knows that Australians are easily the best on earth at bantz, based.

[Anonymous No.24744690]

>>24744055
you're just a dumbfuck that doesnt know when to keep his mouth shut and like a bitch say it's their fault you're a autistic retard that cant shut his cockhole. On the plus what you did was fucking hilarious and I had a solid laugh at their seethe

[Anonymous No.24744722]

>>24744690
>>24744663
fucking kek the triggere tradey wagie tears are just as good as walmart wage tears

[Anonymous No.24744755]

>>24743894
well duh? real programmers don't program.

[Anonymous No.24744797]

>>24744755
Do you also contemplate the tao?

[Anonymous No.24744815]

>>24744722
You know that trolling /biz/ on a Friday night is a special low, right?

[Anonymous No.24744819]

>>24744797
they only answer emails and whip code monkeys.

[Anonymous No.24744822]

>>24743894
PROGRAMMING IS AN ART

[Anonymous No.24744824]

>>24743894
Kek it is.

t. Program stuff but dont get butthurt.

[Anonymous No.24744826]

>>24743752
this was entertaining.

[Anonymous No.24744851]

>>24744333
kekked and fucking checked

[Anonymous No.24744855]

>>24744819
nevermind...

[Anonymous No.24744860]

Anon you shouldn't try to put other people down. That's not in the christmas spirit.

[Anonymous No.24744903]

>>24744333
Checked n keked

[Anonymous No.24744904]

>>24743752
>one wagieslave making fun of another wagieslave's chosen method of cucking themselves
You both bend over for another man and jump when he says jump lmao

[Anonymous No.24744921]

>>24744722
cute you assume people are crying over this and not just calling op out for being an autistic retard. ah well always one of those dumb queers in every thread making wrong assumptions and running with it as fact

[Anonymous No.24744929]

>>24744860
Its not my intention, people are too sensitive and not self aware. Example, my sister tells me she goes on a new diet. She asked me to pick up something from walmart, I go to her house and give it to her and shes eating a bigmac from mcdonalds, I ask, "is monday the bigmac day on your diet"? Shes like, "YOURE SO MEAN" 2 hours later my mom calls me telling me to be nice to my sister.

[Anonymous No.24744948]

>>24744722
Not a tradie nor a wagie, your just a faggot autistic code monkey, that spams anime pictures acting retarded on fucking /biz/, you somehow take this as a point of pride. it’s infuriating seeing something so pathetic thinking it has a place in this world