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Package jockeys are mindless robots. I almost feel sorry for them.

>> No.24728406

Israel is awake

>> No.24728527

>>24728386
I’m hoping to get a job at ups by 30 making 40 hr as a plant mechanic

>> No.24728593
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24728593

>But mah Union

>> No.24728687

>>24728386
They make decent money for brainless work. I don't feel bad at all.

>> No.24728813
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I'd be doug if I had the chance.

>> No.24728860

>>24728386
Hey thats my dad!

>> No.24729615
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>>24728813
100% chance his parcels are full of vaccumn packed cocaine.

>> No.24729682

>>24728386
>seething pensionlet

>> No.24729851
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>>24729615
>this is a million dollar home in NYC
>in Queens

seethingwojak.jpg

>> No.24729903

>>24728386
Don’t. My job is easy af and I get full benefits and good pay to larp as Santa for you consumerist.

>> No.24729906

>>24728386

I’m guna make $130k plus this year u mad?

>> No.24729915

>>24729851
You just have to be married and have a wife it’s not that hard

If both of you were UPS drivers you’d prob be making $160k with no OT to $250k with OT

Easy. And since it’s nyc jobs that pay 50+/hr should grow on trees... right? That’s the appeal of living in NYC right...

>> No.24730007

>>24728386
Why would you think/feel about them at all beyond simple human gratitude that they deliver to you? Let me guess, you feel deeply insecure about your own role within society and need to demean others, no matter how slight, to maintain your own thin veneer of illusionary superiority?

>> No.24730266

>>24729915
>if both of you were UPS drivers

Imagine not only being a package jockey yourself, but your wife is a package jockey too. Imagine banging your wife while wearing your package jockey wagie hat, and she's also wearing the same hat. Do your children automatically belong to UPS then too?

>> No.24730315

>>24728386
You can see the life regret on their faces when they lift packages

>> No.24730493

I partied from 15-25. No regrets. I will keep listening to audiobooks and delivering black dildos to your wife for $30hr and full benefits/pension. Dont give a fuck.

>> No.24730502

>>24728687
It's not brainless. You have to know the maps, know the towns, know the character and soul of the towns, the layout of their driveways, know who does what and where they do it at, discover the proper delivery order for the day based on memory and intuition alone. It's worth baseline 30 an hour.

>> No.24730515

idk, seems like a comfy job if you can get it in a small town and don't have to deal with a ton of traffic.

>> No.24730542

I'm a NEET but I don't get why I should look down on literally every single form of wajery just because that's the hip thing to do on biz. I don't need others to validate my decision to NEET or feel weirdly superior to anyone. I appreciate my packages being delivered in a timely fashion. I imagine there are comfy aspects to being a deliverer, including the pay which can be used to buy shitcoins.

>> No.24730545

>>24728386
i just quit a week ago
I'm starting to get depressed

>> No.24730588

Firstly, I'm not this job or any job because I made way more money fucking with these stupid digital currencies since mtgox.

All the driving is a high capacity mental activity that keeps you pretty chill(People of age without driving licenses have self-esteem issues are not to be taken seriously) and all that moving/social interaction, however minor, provides a notable benefit to your health.

These guys also deliver us a shit ton of drugs to us and should be commended.

OP is self-hating or full of hatred due to their own shortcomings.

Now, office drones that do none of this and stagnate in their own weakening physiology totally fit this description.

>> No.24730645

>>24730515
Usps is pretty comfy too honestly, I'm still newish though. They eat all your free time, especially around the holidays, and people seem to not be able to go on after 2-3 years where I'm at. The work itself is the only paid comfy work I've ever had though. Leagues better than warehouses and temp shit >>24730493

>> No.24730693

Im making 6 figures with a business, but if i wasnt i would just be a driver, sounds chill af

>> No.24730983

so fitting for biz where we have more discussion on wage cycling than running a business.

>> No.24731485

>>24730693

The average person thinks this. I’d give you less than a week and you’d be begging for your comfy office job back

>> No.24731509

>>24730983

Why do you hate fun?

>> No.24732186

why make this thread more than once?

>> No.24732366

>>24730493
I make more and do nothing at home all day. Nice cope wage cuck. I still party every day lmao

>> No.24732372

>>24730266
Fucking kek. I thought the same thing when
>if both of you were UPS drivers

>> No.24732449

>>24730493
Fuck do you actually deliver black dildos to housewifes?

>> No.24732673

>>24731485
This. I had this teacher when I was a young lady who had been a navy seal and was a harass in general and even he said he said the hardest job he ever had was being a FedEx driver. No thnx

>> No.24732777

>this thread again

>> No.24732908

>>24730645
>They eat all your free time
It's is gov job. Clock your 8 then leave.

>> No.24733065

>>24730493
Lol me too I partied too hard. Ended up as a UPS driver but then I said fuck this and did the learn to code meme. Web dev now. Feels good

>> No.24733408

>>24728386
My UPS guy is a bro. He hilarious. Talks about how when he knows he’s delivering a vibrator he makes sure to go knock on door to see the chick.

>> No.24734639

>>24733408
How do you know it's a vibe?

>> No.24734658

You have autism

>> No.24734709
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DOUG?
WHERES MY EGGS?

>> No.24734944

>>24731485
Seconded. I was a UPS driver. It sucks so bad. Public opinion about the job is a fairytale I actually don't even think its worth the money even at full pay scale which takes 4 years to hit.

>> No.24735060

>>24730007
yeah i never understood making fun of someone for having a job let alone a good paying one. I wouldn’t give a shit if that dude was a janitor

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>>24728386
>My eyes are gettin' weary

>> No.24735116

>>24730007
bro stop psychologically analyzing people they can't take it

>> No.24735153

>>24728386
Shalom rabbi

>> No.24735158

>>24732449
not that guy but one time at fedex i over heard a manager saying “hey we still can’t find those bad dragon packages” and spat my drink out because of how non chalant he said it.

t. unprofessional wagey

>> No.24735325

>>24728386
>steals your seed key from your ledger nano, wraps it back up.
Nothin personell kid

>> No.24735328

>>24728386

They're just trying to survive, no need to be a dick.

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>>24735095
>My back is gettin' tight